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[ Theme music playing ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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It's alive!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Naruto, you have the Fox
of Nine Tails spirit within you.
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But to become the leader
of the Konoha village,
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you must first survive
the ninja exam!
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♪♪
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Let the ninja exam begin!
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Whoo-ha!
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"Think of a ninja you admire,
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and list three
of the qualities
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that make him
or her a good leader.
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Which quality do you
share with him or her?
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Which quality
could you improve upon?"
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Oh, my fucking God.
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♪♪
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Essay section!
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♪♪
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Time!
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Multiple choice!
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Make a butterfly design.
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Teachers love
when you get creative.
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No, they don't.
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Time!
Ha-ha-ha!
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Written section, 86%.
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Essay section!
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Essay! Section!
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Good thesis statement,
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backed up by some
real bullshit.
Ugh!
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Multiple choice!
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38%!
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Should have at least
drawn a butterfly.
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[ Sobs ]
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Naruto, you have failed!
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Aah! Ugh!
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[ Sobs ]
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However, your father is a very
generous donor to our school.
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Congratulations!
You are a ninja!
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Yeah!
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Oh, happy day!
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Another month down.
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Time for this uterus
to finally make a baby!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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God damn it!
Every month, Charlotte!
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Stop gaslighting me!
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I hate you!
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I'm just thinking
of, like,
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getting really into line dancing
this year, you know?
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Ow! Owww! Oww, owww!
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[ Whispering ] You're bleeding
through your pants again.
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God damn it!
Every fucking month, uterus!
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Announcer: Welcome to
"Legends of Hardball,"
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the all-star game
for ball players
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with hilarious names.
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Yes, folks, these are
actual baseball players.
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Tonight, it's a classic pitching
duel between Rollie Fingers
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and Catfish Hunter.
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And here comes leadoff batter
Johnny Dickshot!
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John Oscar Dickshot,
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lifetime batting average of .276
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and born well before
the internet, thankfully.
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Fingers with a slider.
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And it's a high hard one
to center field!
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Here comes Pete LaCock
and Dick Cox,
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and no one is calling
fair ball.
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Oh! It's a Cock slam!
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Well, there's a rare sight,
folks...
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two Cocks, no ball.
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Johnny Dickshot
rounds second base.
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Ty Cobb
is waving him in.
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Dickshot's going all the way!
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But Rusty Kuntz
queefs the ball
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down the third baseline
to Trey McNutt.
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And here comes Dickshot
right into McNutt!
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Umpire Harry Colliflower
with the call.
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Safe!
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Manager Kevin Quackenbush does
not like that call one bit.
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[ Duck squabbling ]
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[ Fanfare plays ]
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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[ Melancholy music plays ]
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Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly!
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[ Sobbing ] Ugly! Guh!
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Mmph. Delicious!
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[ Sobbing ] Ugly, ugly!
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Ugh!
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Mmm!
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Mmm, mmm, mmm!
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I'm lovin' it.
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It's over, Hans.
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You're about
to die hard.
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You'll die hard too...
die harder, McClane.
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I've got terrorists
on every floor of this building.
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I already told 'em
I was coming to kill you.
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They know
you're finished.
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Yippee-ki-yay,
motherfucker.
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Ugh!
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Aah!
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Aaah!
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Aww.
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You guys are so sweet.
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Ugh!
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Merry Christmas,
sweetie.
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It's Baby Secret!
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The doll that whispers
private things!
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Tell me a secret!
[ Giggles ]
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Santa Claus is a lie.
[ Gasps ]
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Tell me another secret,
Baby Secret.
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Your older sister's
your real mom.
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Your mom's your grandma!
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Huh?!
[ Cord snaps ]
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Oh, shit.
You killed me!
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Fuck you!
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She was right
about your sister.
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Please, Pinhead,
let us go!
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Never! Your suffering shall be
eternal in this hellscape...
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Woman:
Pinhead! Pinhead!
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Mama needs you, sweetums.
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Uh... y-you will
rue the day when...
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I can hear
your monologuing!
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Do you need to
take care of that?
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What, Mom?! Gosh!
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Honey, I need your help
with a sewing pattern.
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I'm out of pins.
Ugh.
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Pin, a pin...
Ow! Alright,
that's enough.
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A safety pin?
How'd you get in there?
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You got...
You got enough.
Oh!
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[ Grunting ]
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Please help me, Jesus!
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Pouf! Jesus!
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Alright,
let's do this!
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Give him
the other cheek.
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There you go!
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[ Bell dings ]
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If I ask you
to marry me again,
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you will.
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Alakazam!
Force power!
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Hey! Wait!
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We can do that?!
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We know
where she is...
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Ah! Aah! Aah!
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[ Snap! ]
Not fair!
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Force magic!
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Wah!
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[ Applause ]
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Ugh! Augh!
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- Heyyy!
- Wow!
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W-Where did that
come from?
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Ah! Ah!
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Yah! Ta-da!
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- Where'd Commander Ren go?
- Just vanished!
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Ta-da!
[ Laughter ]
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Magic!
What?!
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Thank you. Thanks.
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Lightsaber! Flowers!
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Both: The Force,
ladies and gentlemen!
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The Force!
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Are you seriously
rolling your eyes?
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That was amazing.
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It's been so boring
since the blizzard hit.
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We haven't had a guest
in weeks!
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What should we do
today?
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Oh! We haven't bullied
Mr. Moseby yet.
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Come to think of it,
I haven't seen him in days.
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Is that a calculator?
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I think it's called
a tap-writer.
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Let's go fart
in his ear.
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He'll love that.
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Do you want to read
my novel?
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[ Both scream ]
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I need notes!
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- Big wheelers!
- Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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♪ There's a ghost in that room ♪
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♪ One writin' "redrum"
on the wall ♪
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♪ Zack and Cody
had the suite life ♪
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♪ Now they've got
haunted halls ♪
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Come play with us,
Zack and Cody.
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There's only room
for one set of twins
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in this hotel!
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I thought
we were special!
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♪ Used to be they had
a lucky streak ♪
Aah! Twins!
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♪ Now they're practically
in hell ♪
Fuck you!
Assholes.
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♪ Turns out life ain't
always sweet ♪
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♪ When you live in a hotel ♪
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Whew!
Think we lost 'em.
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"Tipton Ball,
July 4, 1921"?!
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I knew Mr. Moseby was old,
but not 300 years old.
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It makes sense
if he's a g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!
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[ Elevator bell dings ]
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This is so not sweet!
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Heeeeere's
Marion!
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Wait.
Your name's Marion?
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- Oh, my God!
- Laughter! Ah-ha-ha
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That's so
embarrassing!
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That's on your
driver's license?!
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You have to put that on your
job applications and stuff?!
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Har har har!
Ah-ha-ha!
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Whoa!
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John Wayne's first name
was Marion.
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♪ This is "The Shining Life" ♪
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Oh, boy, my aunt Trudy sent me
a free membership
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to MasterClass
instead of the life-size
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Chewbacca pillow buddy
I requested,
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which was definitely
not for sexual purposes.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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Ooh! Martin Scorsese
teaches filmmaking.
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Maybe he'll finally
explain his heresy
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against the Marvel
Cinematic Universe.
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Welcome to my MasterClass.
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I'll start with the films that
influenced me as a young man.
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First up, Ozu's tone poem,
"A Story of Floating"...
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Oh, this is incredibly
entertain...
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[ Snoring ]
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Uh, where am I?
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You talking to me?
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Oh, my gosh,
it's Ben Stiller's dad.
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You know, I wouldn't have
pegged him for a Yondu fan.
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Nice Mohawk,
Mr. Focker.
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That's Travis Bickle,
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the troubled anti-hero
from my film "Taxi Driver."
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And you're Iris,
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the teen runaway
he ultimately rescues.
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Eeee, action!
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I have
a taxicab confession.
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I've n... I've never seen
this movie.
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Geez, you're so handsy.
Time to sell that body, honey.
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Mr. White!
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Ah! Sleep gun!
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Pow pow pow pow!
Gun noises!
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You're safe, Iris.
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Now I must go
to my tiny studio apartment.
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to scrapbook.
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Oh, my gosh.
Teen runaways?
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Harvey Keitel?
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Scrapbooking?!
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I always thought
"Taxi Driver"
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was that Queen Latifah movie
where she doesn't rap.
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But this is awesome.
At its best,
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cinema surprises us with the way
it makes us feel.
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Right, like when Yondu
dies in "Guardians 2."
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Have you ever cried and been
aroused at the same time?
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The power of cinema!
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Even a garbage space movie
can elicit emotion.
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Garbage?
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I mean, it wasn't as good
as "Guardians 1,"
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but garbage?
[ Chuckling ]
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♪ Open up your eyes, kid ♪
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♪ There's so much more
to see ♪
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♪ Than nerd jack fantasies ♪
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♪ Ohhhhhh ♪
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♪ It's a great big
cinematic world out there ♪
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♪ With subjects
to challenge you and me ♪
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♪ From aught-two when Méliès
took a trip to the moon ♪
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♪ To Hitchcock shanking Janet
in that psycho's bathroom ♪
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Al Hitchcock turned
the film world upside down
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by killing who we thought was
the protagonist of "Psycho"
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in the second reel.
Crazy!
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Um, you know what else
is crazy?
262
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,372
That knife's
not even touching me.
263
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,808
As a matter of fact, the blade
never even got close to her.
264
00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:39,221
But the audience was certain
they'd seen it go stabby-stabby.
265
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,246
You should see
"Friday the 13th Part 3D."
266
00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:44,415
It looked so real,
I wet myself.
267
00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,250
That's a power of cinema!
268
00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:47,752
Wheeeeeee!
269
00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:51,222
♪ Easy Rider's hippies showed
the world's changing tide ♪
270
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,324
♪ And gangster tropes got
bang-bang-banged ♪
271
00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:55,326
♪ In "Bonnie and Clyde" ♪
272
00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,328
Bonnie, I am impotent.
273
00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,497
Eh, I'm cool with that.
274
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,834
Oh, my gosh, did this really
happen in the movie?
275
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,802
A slow-motion ballet
of bloodshed.
276
00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,471
Ah, like
"Step Up 2: The Streets."
277
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:07,805
Agree to disagree.
278
00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,108
This is the ultimate takedown
of murderous criminals
279
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,820
the audience has actually
come to root for.
280
00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,277
This is so cool!
281
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:14,912
Ugh, agh, eee!
282
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,048
Say, how long
does this go on for?
283
00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,616
Geh! Aah! Aah!
284
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:19,984
Oh! Oh.
285
00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,819
[ Chuckling ]
It was just a dream.
286
00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,555
But I learned so much
about the power of cinema.
287
00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,557
So did I.
Poor Yondu.
288
00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,192
You know, I'm rethinking
my whole stance
289
00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,293
on the Marvel Universe.
290
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,372
I hope you don't mind
me telling you
291
00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:31,529
I'm at full mast here.
292
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,666
And the student becomes
the adjunct professor.
293
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,011
So, what time does your mom
make dinner?
294
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,468
It's Tuesday.
I'm thinking tacos,
295
00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,804
followed by
"Step Up 2: The Streets."
296
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,472
Uhhh...
I call it
"Step Up Tuesday."
297
00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,408
Now,
"The Irishman,"
298
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,942
it was
too fucking long.
299
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,245
Wha... Mother!
Rude!
300
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,713
I'm so sorry,
Marty.
301
00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:49,714
I call him Marty.
302
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:50,715
We're friends.
No, we're not.
303
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,750
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
304
00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:53,084
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
305
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,986
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
306
00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,154
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
307
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,488
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
308
00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,323
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
309
00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:00,324
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
310
00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:01,659
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
311
00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,728
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
312
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,930
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
313
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:09,934
Stoopid Monkey.
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