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♪♪
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Cackles ]
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[ Theme music plays ]
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[ Whirring ]
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♪♪
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Man: It's alive!
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♪♪
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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♪♪
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[ Fireworks exploding ]
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[ Dog whimpering ]
Ugh, dumb dog.
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We go through this
every 4th of July.
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Well, you'd be scared, too, if
you had supersensitive hearing.
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♪♪
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Superman,
they're just fireworks.
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Oh, great.
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Now he's pissing
all over the floor!
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♪♪
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There goes Sonic,
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fastest hedgehog in the world!
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What can't he outrun?
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♪♪
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Got to go fast,
can't ask for help,
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leave my depression behind!
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♪♪
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All right, sweetie,
time to save Eternia again.
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I wish He-Man would stop
sending you away.
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Leaving you
is the hard price I pay
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for being many faces,
a master of the universe.
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All right.
Have a great day.
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♪♪
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Daddy is back!
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[ Deep voice ]
And I brought a surprise!
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Say hello
to Mr. Stripey!
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[ Laughs ]
I can't live
this way!
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I don't know where you go
or what you do.
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Sometimes I wonder
if you'll even come home!
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Damn it.
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Ugh, I'm so sorry.
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It's an emergency.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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♪♪
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You said you fixed this.
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[ Robotic voice ]
I did.
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Go buy me a new machine
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or I'm going to my mother's.
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You're a machine.
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Why don't you try
doing the dishes?!
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I've had enough of this BS.
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[ Normal voice ] I'm not just
a man of many faces.
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I'm a man of many lies.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Oh, God.
Another drink,
pal?
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Many! [ Sobs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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What's so funny?
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Tic-tac-toes!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Oh, my God!
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No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, don't!
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No, no!
Mommy, help me!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Tic-tac-toes!
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[ Electricity humming ]
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"Transformers"!
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♪♪
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Ever since I was a little girl,
I wanted ruby slippers.
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I'm so happy!
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Oh, happy, happy day!
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Of course, a fucking house.
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Fuck!
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W-Where am I?
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[ Whimsical music plays ]
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You're in Oz, Dorothy.
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Oh, my...
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Hell of a twister.
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Anyone see an Asian kid?
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Why, you're in... uh, one sec.
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Why, you're in Oz!
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Well, how do I get out of Oz?
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Ah, just follow
the Yellow Brick Road!
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♪♪
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He's off on a grand adventure!
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I don't even know
where this goes.
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Why, this will go with
my summer wear perfectly.
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Thank you!
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You're never home.
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You talk to your trucks
more than you do me.
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You never even touch me
anymore, Bob.
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I just can't do this.
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Wendy, can we fix it?
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No... we... can't!
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[ Sobs ]
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The power of Christ compels you.
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The power of Christ compels you!
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[ Laughs ]
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Father Merras, your mother
is in here with me.
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Would you like
to leave a message?
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Shut your mouth, lord of lies!
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Your mother sucks cocks in hell!
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Oh!
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Hey, that sounds like me ma.
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Ma, stop sucking cocks
in hell!
[ Laughs ]
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Ma, stop it.
She likes it.
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Oh, that she does.
That's for sure. Ma!
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Ma, you're embarrassing me
in hell, ma!
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She sucks all the cocks.
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Big, small, white, black...
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Oh, well, that's not me ma.
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A wild racist, that one was.
Go on sucking, madame.
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You're not me ma.
Suck away.
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Suck, suck, suck.
You have awful breath.
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Ow, paper cut!
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Now give me your purse!
[ Laughs ]
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Oh, just don't hurt me anymore.
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Ahh.
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Bruce, nipples are not
appropriate workplace attire.
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Oh, that's rich coming from you,
Mr. I Walk Around
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In My Underwear So Everyone
Can See My Super Dong.
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My dong is my dong!
You added those nipples!
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Well, bats have nipples.
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So?
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So I'm Batman, duh!
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Case closed.
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[ Screeches ]
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[ Grunts ]
Quit it!
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Stop it!
Ow! Ugh.
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Superman! [ Sobs ]
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Let me nurse you back to health.
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No! No, no, no, no!
Now don't...
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Get off me!
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Drink my bat milk, stupid!
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Ah, no!
Let me die!
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Mmm.
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Ah, there you go.
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There you go, Kal-El.
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There you go, buddy.
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Mmm.
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You made the Ant-Man suit
30 years ago, Dad.
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Have you done anything else?
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Yes.
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Behold the future of science!
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[ Upbeat jazz music plays ]
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♪♪
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Oh fuck!
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What is this?
Ants!
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Pym particles could unlock
quantum teleportation
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or limitless energy
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and you've been choreographing
bug-based vaudeville?
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[ Chirping ]
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[ Funk music plays ]'
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Whoa!
Uh, not right now.
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[ Rock music playing ]
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My back!
Oh, God!
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Jamie, why?
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Victim is Robert Baratheon,
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died in apparent
hunting accident.
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Or did he?
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We need to talk
to those close to him.
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Get me Eddard Stark.
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[ Bird caws ]
Stark is dead.
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My, my, so the mystery deepens.
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Was Robert close
with his brother Renly?
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Yes...
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[ Bird caws ]
...but he's dead.
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Huh. We should talk
to Stark's family, then.
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[ Bird caws ]
Oh, that's nice.
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They're celebrating a wedding.
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[ Bird caws ]
Ooh, they are not.
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What about Robert's son Joffrey?
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[ Bird caws ]
Ah, very dead.
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At least we have Tywin Lannister
to see us through.
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[ Bird caws ]
Yeah, nope.
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Wait! We are forgetting Robert's
other brother Stannis!
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[ Bird caws ]
Well,
very, very dead.
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Maybe we should stop
saying people's names.
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Like Jon Snow.
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[ Bird caws ]
[ Gasps ] Ooh! Ah.
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Well, this has been
a strange day.
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Let's go pray
in the Great Sept of Baelor.
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[ Birds cawing ]
Oh!
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What's in the box?
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What's in the box?!
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It's a birthday cake.
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Huh?
Huh?
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All:
♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ And many more!
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[ Dance music playing ]
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Islanders, soon, one couple
will win 50,000 quid,
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but it wouldn't be "Love Island"
without a little drama.
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Dun-dun da da!
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What up, Euro slags!
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[ Rock music playing ]
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Yo fuck nuts!
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It's Bitch Pudding,
AKA Ms. Steal Your Man.
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I'm here to get my uterus
crumpet pumped.
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I'm on TV to make that money.
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So hide your geezers,
you fake-tittied grandmoms,
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because no bloke can resist
the vise grip of my dong wallet.
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Whoo, there's something
about this new tart, mate.
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Every bird in here fancies me,
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but Bitch Pudding
ticks all my boxes.
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Yeah fuck that bitch.
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Come here. Look at me.
What's your type?
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Oh, you know, rectangular,
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made of paper, is green.
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Wait, hold up.
Is this country's money green
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or would that clash
with your piss-yellow teeth?
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Narrator:
Looks like Bitch Pudding
is ruling the roost
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and all the other birds
want to give her a good pecking.
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Speak American,
nasally narrator bitch!
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
go to prison, shank a ho.
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Ugh, Jared, I guess.
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Yeah.
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One minute, ladies,
before you choose.
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Let's meet someone new.
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[ Rock music playing ]
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♪♪
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Oi! My name is Richard Gravy.
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Me mates call me Dick,
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and the birds call me
Spray Me with Your.
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I've had 7,000 sexual partners.
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Me body is 90% Jesus tattoos,
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even though
I once nicked a baby from Leeds,
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and I'm here to find true love.
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Yo, what's up, shit for tats?
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Anyone every tell you
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your mouth looks like
a used glory hole?
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[ Romantic music plays ]
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Ooh, I choose
the fit new geezer.
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He's mine, Collagen Cooch!
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Oh, you!
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Oh, yeah!
Here comes the lumpy gravy!
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[ Grunts ] Just dump it
in my cervix, bitch.
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I had a hysterectomy.
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Beep, beep! Nah, man.
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I ain't in love.
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It's called "Money Island,"
not "Love Island."
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[ Romantic music plays ]
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Don't you hold on me
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so it looks like
I'm second-guessing myself.
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Bitch, did you see
what I did to that narrator?
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[ Gunshot ]
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The winning couple is...
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♪♪
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...Bitch Pudding
and Richard Gravy.
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Da, da, da, daa!
You've got to be
fucking kidding.
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And now a test of true love...
one of those envelopes is empty.
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The other has the £50,000 prize.
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Whoever has the money
must choose to share it
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or keep it all for yourself.
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♪♪
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[ Cash register dings ]
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You know, DG, sharing is caring.
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And caring is me not
jamming something bigger
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than your dickhole
inside your dickhole.
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Toodle-oo, slut!
Thanks for the wet holes!
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That's exactly
what I would have done!
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Ride through my tunnel,
Gravy train!
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Oh, yeah,
you like that. Oi!
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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