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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,002 --> 00:00:04,604 [ Whirring ] 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:06,706 [ Theme music plays ] 3 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:11,077 [ Whirring ] 4 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:17,917 ♪♪ 5 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:19,352 Man: It's alive! 6 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:27,394 ♪♪ 7 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,528 [ Thunder rumbles ] 8 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:37,270 ♪♪ 9 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:41,808 And spli-i-i-t. Ah! 10 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,009 This is gonna make a fantastic 11 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:44,444 commercial, Jean-Claude. 12 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,613 Just hold that pose. -I can do this all day. 13 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:48,815 My pubic muscles, they are strong. 14 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,550 What the -- Ohhh! -What the hell was that giraffe 15 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,919 doing there?! Are you okay?! -I am a professional. 16 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,621 Ahh! My testes! 17 00:00:54,687 --> 00:00:56,656 Are you driving through a zoo of only giraffe? 18 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,658 Ahh. Whuh! Aaaah! 19 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,293 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 20 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,761 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! -Call the paramedics! 21 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:02,762 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 22 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:04,531 Agggh! Who knew 23 00:01:04,596 --> 00:01:05,999 it would be giraffes, 24 00:01:06,065 --> 00:01:07,500 what defeated Jean-Claude? 25 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:08,635 [ Thud-thud ] 26 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:09,803 Stop, stop! Eh! 27 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:10,904 [ Splat! ] 28 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,305 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! 29 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,174 Let me down! -Orrrrrh! 30 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,910 Yeeerahhhhvvv! 31 00:01:16,976 --> 00:01:18,277 Ohhhhhhh! 32 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:21,381 [ Tranquil tune plays ] Volvo. 33 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:22,816 Are you ready to face judgment 34 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:25,185 for your crimes, Funko Saddam Hussein? 35 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,586 You are cowards! 36 00:01:26,652 --> 00:01:28,254 It is you who will be punished! 37 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,589 [Spits] -Die, then. 38 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:30,924 Oh-oh! Ah! 39 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:33,393 [ Laughing ] 40 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:34,860 How could we not have known this would happen? 41 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,596 You're stupid! 42 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:39,666 [ Jaunty tune plays ] 43 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,570 [ Warbling ] 44 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:52,846 ♪♪ 45 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:58,351 ♪♪ 46 00:01:58,418 --> 00:01:59,652 [ Laughing ] 47 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:07,560 ♪♪ 48 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,794 [ Glass breaks ] 49 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:14,100 ♪♪ 50 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:15,401 Ha! Ha! Ha! 51 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:16,603 Ha ha ha! 52 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:18,238 [ Speaking Japanese ] 53 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,673 ♪♪ 54 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:21,674 [ Giggling ] 55 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:29,048 ♪♪ 56 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:31,518 Hey, Kim. What's the capital of Montana? 57 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:33,119 I...don't know. 58 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:36,789 You got slimed because [laughs] you said, "I don't know!" 59 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:38,258 Aah! -Oh! 60 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,159 [ Laughter ] [ Machine gun fire ] 61 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:42,295 Nobody move. The two girls, they're coming with us. 62 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:43,829 -Oh! -Where's the other one? 63 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,031 I don't know. 64 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,833 Aah! What is it?! 65 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,567 [crying] Dad, I am really scared. 66 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,270 Honey, you're going to be taken. 67 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:51,804 Leave the phone and tell me everything you see. 68 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:52,872 -Agh-agh! -Aaaaah! 69 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:55,875 [ Breathing heavily, sniffing ] 70 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:58,111 Listen to me closely. I don't know who you -- 71 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:00,146 Agh! Blech! 72 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:02,549 Anyway, as I was saying -- I don't know who you -- 73 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:04,150 Agh! Goddamn it! 74 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,352 Where's that coming from?! -Where is what coming from? 75 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,888 Slime! It seems like it's right above me, 76 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:11,491 but I-I don't know -- 77 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,059 Aw, come on! 78 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,761 Listen closely: I don't know who you are, 79 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,596 and I don't know what you wa-- Aaaah! 80 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:17,829 [ Muffled mumbling ] 81 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:19,666 Sli-i-me! Agh! 82 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:22,235 Anyway, I don't have ransom money. 83 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,704 But what I do have is a very particular set of skills 84 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:27,740 and, as of very recently, a shit ton of slime, so, 85 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:28,942 you know, what's your your call? 86 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:30,343 Hmm. I don't know. 87 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,711 Oh! Okay, yeah. 88 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:33,313 The slime thing is really a bitch. 89 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,815 Oh, it's crazy, right? Oh, I wish I had some water. 90 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,317 Agh! 91 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,719 Oh, my hardwood floor's going to warp! 92 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:41,487 Property value has been taken! 93 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,690 [ Ominous chord strikes ] 94 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:46,225 Okay, Miss, I-I'll surely send you that picture. 95 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:47,293 Bye-bye, now. [ Beep ] 96 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,995 Ooh, yeah. [laughing] 97 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,030 Oh, Jiminy Cricket, haven't seen you in ages! 98 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:52,665 Well, you're 18, Pinocchio, 99 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,033 and you've been a good boy. 100 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,067 Until now. 101 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:56,502 You were about to send a photograph 102 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,504 of your woodie to a girl on Bumble. 103 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,807 But, Jiminy, that's how everyone is dating these days. 104 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:03,610 Look, there's 4,000 girls in a mile radius 105 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:05,011 that are DTF right now. 106 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,780 The Internet's the new carnival full of temptation, 107 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,717 but anytime you need my help, just blow this air horn. 108 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:13,820 -What, like this? Baa, baa, baa! -That's it! 109 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:17,055 ♪ Before you snap a picture of your penis and upload ♪ 110 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:18,658 ♪ Give a tiny [toot] 111 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:21,628 ♪ Before a ho you don't know gives your pic a low blow ♪ 112 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:23,096 ♪ Give a little [toot] 113 00:04:23,162 --> 00:04:26,599 ♪ If a lady you romance drops her pants and is a man ♪ 114 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,134 ♪ Give me the double [toot-toot] ♪ 115 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,902 ♪ And I'll come soon as I can 116 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:31,938 ♪ Yes, if a weirdo dude on Craigslist ♪ 117 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,172 ♪ Wants a new sex toy 118 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:34,774 ♪ Blast a triple [toot-toot-toot] ♪ 119 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:38,177 ♪ And always let good judgment be your boy ♪ 120 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:40,647 Thanks for reminding me to be the best I can be! 121 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:42,448 Well, that's what I'm here for, Pinoc. 122 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:44,617 Take care! [ Blast-blast-blast ] 123 00:04:44,683 --> 00:04:46,986 Oh! Hello, Jiminy. -What the...? 124 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:48,988 I just left two seconds ago! 125 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,824 I need your help, Jiminy. Can I borrow 126 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:53,626 $32,000? 127 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:56,829 I'll bet you some strangers took your friend Will. 128 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,331 Betcha he's upside down, 129 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:00,833 sucking all the stranger's things. 130 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,136 You're dead, Wheeler! 131 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:05,304 [ All gasp ] I-I can't move my body. 132 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:07,540 Aaah! Ahhh! 133 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:10,977 -Dude, Troy's peeing his pants! -Eleven, what are you doing? 134 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,278 [ Laughter ] 135 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,880 Dude, look at his tattoo! 136 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:15,648 It says "The Holocaust isn't real". 137 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:17,316 What? I don't have a tattoo. 138 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,651 [ Sinister music plays ] Oh! 139 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,820 Mom?! How did you get here? 140 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:22,121 Whoa-oa! 141 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:24,757 Why am I dancing like a stripper? 142 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,826 Dude, Troy's mom is working the pole. 143 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,361 Okay, Eleven. [ Resonating ] 144 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,629 Oh! Oh, my God. 145 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:31,130 Troy! Is that you?! 146 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:33,466 We're Amanda and Julian, your birth parents. 147 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,568 -I'm adopted?! -I didn't want you 148 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:36,903 -Yeah-eah! -to find out this way! 149 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:38,438 Okay, Eleven, stop! 150 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,039 Why are all these donkeys here? 151 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:42,207 Dude, all the donkeys have boners! 152 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,276 Eleven! 153 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:46,779 Uh-oh! This calls for Wonder Woman! 154 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,081 Cindy, what the hell are you doing? 155 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:50,750 Ha ha! I'm so fucking wasted right now! 156 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,251 Bleggh! -Ohh! 157 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:54,320 I want a golden goose, okay? How much? 158 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:55,988 President Trump, they're not for sale. 159 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:58,691 [ Whimsical tune plays ] But I want one! Now! 160 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:00,993 ♪ I want a Trump goose as my new White House pet ♪ 161 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,361 -[ Screeching ] -Anything you say, sir. 162 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:04,030 ♪ The new national bird 163 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:04,864 ♪ Just say the word 164 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,733 ♪ And have you heard? 165 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:08,167 ♪ I want a wall! 166 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:10,369 -Trump Tower has walls. -♪ I want a border wall 167 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:11,671 Oh, no, not this again. 168 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,439 ♪ Cement and a line of barbed wire ♪ 169 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:16,776 ♪ They can't climb to keep out that brown crime today ♪ 170 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,144 ♪♪ 171 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,413 ♪ I want a ban 172 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,483 ♪ I want a travel ban 173 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,952 ♪ No one but nice whites arriving on safe flights ♪ 174 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:27,787 ♪ If your skin's light, you'll have rights ♪ 175 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:31,557 ♪ Gimme it all today 176 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,459 ♪ I want the Earth! [ Thudding ] 177 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:36,529 ♪ We'll call it Trump's Earth 178 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,965 ♪ We'll make so much profit, it will make you vomit ♪ 179 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:40,633 ♪ If things go south, I'll bomb it ♪ 180 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,933 ♪ I wanna have it 181 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:42,935 ♪ Like pussy I'll grab it [ Squeak-squeak ] 182 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:44,270 ♪ And then I will stab it 183 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,872 -[Wails] -♪ Today 184 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:47,373 Mr. President, be careful. 185 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,608 People are looking for a reason to get rid of you. 186 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:49,742 Ah ha ha ha! 187 00:06:49,808 --> 00:06:51,477 ♪ It won't be today! 188 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:54,781 ♪ It won't be tomorrow 189 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:57,183 ♪ If I get attacked, I'll tweet things to distract ♪ 190 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,683 ♪ Won't matter if they are fact ♪ 191 00:06:58,751 --> 00:06:59,752 ♪ I'm President, wow 192 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:00,787 Agh! 193 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:03,823 ♪ No one knows how 194 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,224 [whispering] ♪ It's thanks to Moscow 195 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:06,359 ♪ But I'm making a vow 196 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:08,427 ♪ And I'm taking it all right now ♪ 197 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:11,798 ♪ I mean, today 198 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:13,699 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! -I did it! Ha ha! 199 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,768 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! -I finally stood up to him! 200 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,837 [ Toot-toot ] Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 201 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,139 Anything to add, Vlad? 202 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,141 Give me goose, or I poison you. 203 00:07:22,207 --> 00:07:23,609 Ooh! 204 00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:25,578 [ Urinating in spurts ] 205 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:28,748 Hey, bro, can I have your dick? 206 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,683 It happens every season on "Robot Chicken" 207 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,084 and never wears thin: 208 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:33,686 the writers make unwanted cameos, 209 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:36,389 the show is cancelled, and college dropouts everywhere 210 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:37,623 finish their blunts 211 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,225 and return to their Cool Ranch Doritos 212 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,659 and POV pornography. 213 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:41,861 But, this time, the rambunctious 214 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,663 [ Gunshots ] tycoon president of Adult Swim, 215 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:45,731 home of hit shows, such as "Family Guy" reruns 216 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,701 and "BoJack Horseman," has thrown down a shocking, well -- 217 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,703 [ Cackling ] Yee-haw! 218 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,872 I'll renew "Robot Chicken" for another season, 219 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,540 if, and only if, 220 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,843 they can jump a motorcycle over the Grand Canyon! 221 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:58,344 [ Cackling ] 222 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,046 Good luck with that, boys! 223 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:02,081 And the big day has finally arrived. 224 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,317 Now, let's find out which brave soul will undertake 225 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:05,818 the death-defying jump to save Finland's 226 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:08,621 second-favorite 11-minute stop-motion program. 227 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:10,890 [ Poignant tune plays ] [ Thumping ] 228 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,425 Wait! [ Needle scratches record ] 229 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:15,728 [ Grunting ] 230 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,531 Enhh! [panting] 231 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:19,899 [ Whoosh ] 232 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:21,634 [ Triumphant music plays ] Like it or not, I best represent 233 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:23,169 our target audience. 234 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,370 It's true. You should -- 235 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,805 You should stop lying to yourself. 236 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:30,176 And this is my one shot at glory in a lifetime of disappointment. 237 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:33,346 I -- I will jump the Springfield Gorge. 238 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:35,481 I mean, the Grand Canyon! 239 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,116 Yeah, whoo-hoo-hoo! Ooh! 240 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,184 Sorry, Mom's washing machine. 241 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:41,754 Looks like there's a new vibrating girlfriend in my life. 242 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:44,056 -[Clucking] -You got it, Chicken. 243 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:45,591 Let's see. I watched a YouTube video 244 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,793 about how motorcycles worked, but then I got distracted 245 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,428 by POV tentacle porn, so I don't re-- 246 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:50,529 [ Engine revving ] Aah! 247 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,064 There he goes! Wait. 248 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:54,133 Did he say something about tentacle porn? 249 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,868 Oh, my gosh! I'm gonna be famous! 250 00:08:55,935 --> 00:09:00,172 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 251 00:09:00,239 --> 00:09:02,241 [ Whir ] 252 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:06,679 I had the power inside me the whole time! 253 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,448 Oh, ye-e-e-eah, 254 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:12,652 bo-o-o-y! 255 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,521 The girls at school are gonna think I rule! 256 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,023 Air splits! 257 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,791 All: Ohhhhh! 258 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,493 Headstand! 259 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,228 [ Flapping ] 260 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,263 Don't we go to school with that guy? 261 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,999 Uh, gross. His penis looks like a fleshy croissant. 262 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,235 -Um, it's kwah-sahn. -Ugh. Whatever. 263 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,437 Guys, fuck this. Let's go sit on the washing machine. 264 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,405 -Yeah. -Yeah. 265 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:33,673 All: Foursome! 266 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:34,907 ♪♪ 267 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:36,542 [ Tires screech ] 268 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,044 He did it! He did it! 269 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,278 "Robot Chicken" is renewed! 270 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,180 I did it! 271 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,515 [ Clatter ] 272 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,784 [ Flames crackling ] 273 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,919 [ Whirring ] 274 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:47,887 [ Sharp cry ] 275 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,956 [ Clanking ] 276 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:53,759 [ Screeching ] 277 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:57,163 [ Melancholy tune plays ] 278 00:09:57,229 --> 00:10:00,633 [sobbing] I can't believe our little boy is gone! 279 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,934 Oh! [gasp] 280 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:06,138 But I'm happy to see he had so many dear friends. 281 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,473 Uh, no, this is the funeral 282 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,709 for the taco-truck guy your son murdered. 283 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,444 The funeral for your kid is over there. 284 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,612 [ Thudding ] 285 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,716 We should've sprung for a coffin, huh? 286 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,351 Probably. -A season finale 287 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:19,485 with a motorcycle? 288 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,853 I invented that. 289 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,955 I'm head writer Douglas Goldstein. 290 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:24,957 I see you're down a child. 291 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,125 I can help you with that. 292 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,293 I'm in mourning. 293 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,062 And well past menopause, but... 294 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,999 Okay! Whoo! -Honey, what are you...? 295 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:34,400 [ Engine revving ] 296 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,902 How rude! 297 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:39,538 Wait! There's no road! 298 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:42,141 Where we're going, we don't need roads. 299 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,442 Oh, God! We needed roads! 300 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:46,112 [ Explosion, glass shattering ] 301 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:48,180 [ Metal spinning, clattering ] 302 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:49,548 We should really fire that guy. 303 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:50,583 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 304 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:51,917 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 305 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,919 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 306 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,087 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 307 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,422 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 308 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,257 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 309 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,258 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 310 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,593 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 311 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:02,595 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 312 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,363 Ba-gawk! Bawk. 313 00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:08,601 [ Monkey chattering ] -Stoopid Monkey. 314 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:11,303 ♪♪ 315 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,774 ♪♪ [ Drumroll ] 20208

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