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[ Whirring ]
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[ Theme music plays ]
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♪♪
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[ Whirring ]
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♪♪
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Man: It's alive!
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♪♪
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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♪♪
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Hey, did somebody down here
order a pizza?
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Oh, whoa!
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Cowabunga, dude!
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Uh, oops.
I, like, left my cash inside.
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Why don't you come in while I,
like, grab it.
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Oh, bummer!
I can't find my cash.
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How else can I, like, pay you?
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Uh, bro, I don't know what's
happening, but I'm a hard pass.
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[ All chuckling ]
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Yeah.
Great job, Mikey.
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That schtick always
gets us free pizza.
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[ Chuckles ]
Ha ha. Yeah, that was my goal.
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One day, someone will make me
come out of my shell.
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Uh, yeah, I'm supposed to meet
Melanie here.
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I'm... I'm Melanie.
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You don't look anything like
your pictures online.
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Wait, did you human me?
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♪♪
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Happy Easter, kids!
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Don't forget the true meaning
of the holiday...
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Chocolate and Easter egg hunts.
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Yay!
Who's next?
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Oh, that would be me.
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Chocolate and Easter egg hunts,
huh?
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Nothing about a certain someone
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dying for a certain
everyone's sins?!
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Fuck off, man.
It's just business.
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Hey, is there a problem... Ow!
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Ow, my fucking hand!
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[ Sobbing ]
Hey, hey!
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♪♪
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[ Grunting ]
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♪♪
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Happy Easter!
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All right!
Look, I'm sorry, man.
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I just... I couldn't turn down
$300 a day.
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You committed this blasphemy
for $300 a day?!
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Happy Easter!
Ho ho ho!
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Eggs!
We're splitting it 50-50, right?
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Uh, 60-40, Bugs.
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I rose from the fucking dead.
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Jeepers, you're
Unsinkable Molly Brown.
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You survived the Titanic!
Can I have your autograph?
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Certainly, my dear.
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[ Screams ]
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Oh, shit!
[ Grunts ]
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We can now confirm King Kong
fell from atop
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the Empire State Building,
landing on
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Unsinkable Molly Brown,
crushing her to death, and...
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[ Gasps ] Wait, I don't believe
what I'm seeing.
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Rescue workers are pulling
a victim out of
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the great beast's mighty
anal cavity.
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Let's... let's listen in.
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[ Squelching, woman gasping ]
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It's Unsinkable Molly Brown!
She's alive!
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What incredible luck for
the creature to land on her
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in such a way...
All things considered.
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Molly Brown
truly can't be killed.
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Gee willikers, aren't you
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King Kong's Butthole
Molly Brown?
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Can I have your auto...
Get the fuck
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out of my face!
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And I was like, "Unh-uh, my
makeup is perf.
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You're getting a dry handy
or nothing."
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Phone chimes ]
Who is Carol Young?
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That's my mom. Why?
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She just followed me on Twitter!
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[ Chirps ]
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Your mom just sent me
a friend request!
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She's blowing up my Insta.
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She just commented on a picture
I posted from Cancun in 2015!
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"Looking hot, chicas!"
Sombrero emoji, poop emoji!
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What?!
[ All scream ]
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Hey, hey!
Mom! Get out of here!
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[ Panting ]
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She's coming, she's coming!
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What are you guys,
on roller skates?
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#Squadgoals, right, girls?
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Just kill me now!
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[ Laughing ]
A selfie!
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Smacking ]
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[ Crunching, smacking ]
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[ Squelching ]
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[ Phones chiming ]
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[ Horn honks ]
Ew!
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Ugh! That young man over there
is mooning us.
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What?!
[ Squeaking ]
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Ugh! Oh, no!
He's full-mooning us, Karen,
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I'm... I'm a werewolf.
You're a what?
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Oh, Karen, take the wheel!
Aroo!
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[ Tires squeal ]
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♪♪
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[ Tires squeal ]
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Hey, I've got some candy
in my van. You want to come see?
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Hey, I've got underage boys
in my van.
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Want to come see?
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Well played.
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Pick a card, any card.
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For the souffle, you must make
sure to use
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room temperature eggs.
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Un, deux, trois.
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Oh! Hey, you killed my sisters,
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you fucking bitch!
[ Gunfire ]
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Hi, yes. 30 boxes of
Sudasmurf, please.
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"Sudasmurf"?
I mean, Sudafed.
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Smurfed that up.
[ Chuckles ]
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We don't sell to smurfs.
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I'm not a smurf. I hate smurfs!
What's a smurf?
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Smurfs are what we call people
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who buy Sudafed
to make crystal meth.
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We are not here to make meth.
We're here...
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I mean I'm here because
Papa Smurf... I mean,
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Papa Human Being Person... ugh!
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Has a bad head cold and asked me
to smur...
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Ugh! I mean, buy some cold
medi-smurf for him!
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Nailed it.
Uh-huh.
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I need to see some I.D.
Of course.
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Smurf on a sec.
Uh, Handy, smurf me out here.
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Handy is what I call my hand.
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh.
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Here you go.
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Uh, this I.D. is made of
cardboard.
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Hey, Brainy, smurf him this.
[ Laughs ]
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We all chipped in
and smurfed you a gift.
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And, again, by we, I mean me.
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Hmm.
Odd, but, okay.
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Got it!
Hefty, get us out of here!
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Whoo-hoo!
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We're gonna get
so smurfin' high!
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I'm gonna smurf crank
right into my eyeball.
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[ Jail doors slamming ]
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Der-di-ker der, der, der, nnn!
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[ Sighs ]
I don't understand you, sir.
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You're going to have to return
to your country of origin.
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Dergin do!
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[ Cackling ]
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[ Idyllic music plays ]
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[ Chuckles ] You know that's
a mole's dick, right?
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[ Spitting ]
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Oh, no, it's not. Actually, I'm
a mole down here,
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and I can see clearly that
it's a worm!
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Now get that worm!
Get it!
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Ziggy, we found a way to double
your productivity...
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With Silly Putty.
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Talk about your suffocating
work environment.
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Hey, good looking.
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Hey, you look like me.
No, you look like me.
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No, you look like me.
No, you look like me!
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Sometimes it's hard to feel
unique in this world.
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What do you want me to do,
Ziggy? Profits are up 1,000%.
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And just look at them out there.
You know, sometime I wish
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the water cooler would make
me a little cooler.
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When I wished for a paycheck,
I should have been more specific
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about the numbers on it.
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They're all so dull.
My God, what have I done?!
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We have to end this.
Burn them.
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Burn them all.
[ Screaming ]
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- Ow!
- Ow!
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[ Screaming ]
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Ow!
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Ow!
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I always wondered
what bacon feels like.
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[ Chuckles ]
They always told me
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my career would catch fire.
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Oh, fuck it.
Even one's too many.
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Whoa! Is this your way of
telling me I'm fired?!
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You just used a fire pun!
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Just burn faster!
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[ Ziggys screaming ]
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Looks like somebody's got
a case of the Mondays.
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[ Music pulsing ]
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- This is a raid!
- All: Raid?!
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Fox News has fired
yet another host.
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Filling in tonight,
an actual fox... Swiper.
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Caution, you're about to enter
the Swiping Zone!
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First up tonight,
the president continues
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his immigration crackdown,
deporting a suspicious senorita.
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I was born in East L.A.!
I'm not leaving!
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Oh, no!
You can't tell me where to go!
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[ Grunting ]
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Anyway, what's next?
Lori?
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Hey there, boobs.
Looking good.
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Doesn't she look great?
I could fox with that.
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Swiper, no swiping!
Swiper, no swiping!
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Swiper, no swiping!
You're too late!
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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Little boy of wood and string,
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for you the gift of life
I bring.
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Hey, that's pretty nifty. Can...
Can you do that on anything?
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What kind of rules are we
working with here?
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Achoo!
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Oh, this hay fever
is killing me.
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Drop the narcotics.
What's that, son?
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Suspect noncompliant.
[ Gunfire, screaming ]
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You cannot purchase
antihistamines
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without proper identification.
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Suspect noncompliant.
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Oh, my foot!
Okay, I don't need the Sudafed.
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I'll just go home!
Oh, God.
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Pseudoephedrine is a key
ingredient in methamphetamine.
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You will not purchase
pseudoephedrine without
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proper identification.
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It's in my car!
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Please, son, just let me
get to my car!
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Suspect noncompliant!
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[ Grunting ]
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Whoa, man, this ain't what it
smurfs like, man!
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[ Screaming ]
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Suspect noncompliant.
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[ Beeping ]
Hello, Sarah.
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[ Beeping ]
You never called me back.
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[ Beep ]
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I miss you.
Me-ma, me-ma, me-ma.
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Hey, ALF, what ya doing?
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Brian, I'm just listening to
some old tunes I wrote
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back on Melmac.
You were a musician?
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Yeah! I even have an old
music video I shot.
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Check it out.
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[ Rap plays ]
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♪ Coming straight outta Melmac
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♪ That's where I'm at
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♪ What's my favorite dish?
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♪ You know it's cat
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♪ Eat so many cats,
my belly's flabby ♪
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♪ But ALF ain't eating
no regular tabby ♪
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♪ Got expensive tastes,
I get my pick of the litter ♪
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♪ Chomping deep-fried Siberian
kitten fritters ♪
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♪ You eat skinny cats,
I like my felines fat ♪
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♪ I eat fat, bald cats that look
like fat ass rats ♪
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♪ Cat burgers, cat dogs, man,
you think I'm a liar ♪
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♪ Bitch, I once ate
a Sumatran tiger ♪
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♪ I eat cat tail churros
and declawed paws ♪
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♪ I eat kitty soup out of
an Egyptian vase ♪
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♪ While you're all eating alley
cats covered in fleas ♪
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♪ Your boy ALF's eating cats
that are Siamese ♪
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♪ I eat Burmese biscuits
for breakfast ♪
250
00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,640
♪ Short-haired stack
for brunch ♪
251
00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:10,242
♪ In between a Manx
or a lynx to munch ♪
252
00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:12,778
♪ Take a Persian virgin Sphinx
for lunch ♪
253
00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:15,081
♪ For dinner, I chow on
Arabian Mao ♪
254
00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:17,750
♪ Even got a snow leopard in
my tummy right now ♪
255
00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,885
♪ So what you know about that?
256
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,221
♪ I eat gourmet cat
257
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,057
♪ ALF's eating so much pussy,
yeah ♪
258
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,926
♪ ALF's eating so much pussy
259
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,495
♪ ALF's eating
so much pussy ♪
260
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,464
♪ Yeah, ALF's eating
so much pussy ♪
261
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,766
Maybe that's a good point
to stop.
262
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,402
Oh, that was awesome!
I want to be just like you.
263
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,471
That's great!
You want to rap?
264
00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:40,706
No.
I'm gonna eat our cat!
265
00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:42,508
Come here, Lucky!
[ Chomp ]
266
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,910
Ha!
I like your style, kid.
267
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,579
Save me some butthole.
268
00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:48,381
It's the best part!
269
00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,415
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
270
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,585
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
271
00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:54,820
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
272
00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,889
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
273
00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,058
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
274
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,127
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
275
00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:03,229
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
276
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,767
Stupid monkey.
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