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[ Whirring ]
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[ Theme music plays ]
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[ Whirring ]
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♪♪
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Man: It's alive!
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♪♪
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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♪♪
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[ Giggles ]
You do it!
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No, you do it!
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Okay, okay, shh.
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Oh, my God! [ Laughs ]
Oh, my God!
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We are so bad!
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♪♪
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[ Squeaky video game-style
speech ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Warble! ]
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[ Zap! ]
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[ Whoosh! ]
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Announcer: Three, two, one...
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Go!
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♪♪
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Eat my hot Italian sausage!
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-[ Roars ]
-Now that's a spicy burn!
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[ Warble! ]
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What the fuck
are we doing here?
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-Get her!
-It's not fair!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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[ Tires screech ]
-Wah! Hop on kid!
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[ Engine revs ]
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Don't thank Wario yet!
Wah!
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Daniel,
meet King Friday's niece.
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I'm Tina,
and I'm 6 years old.
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Tina, if you're my age,
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why do you look like
a grown-up woman lady?
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I started developing
when I was 4.
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Well,
that's how old I am.
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How come I don't
have lady balloons?
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Well, Daniel, Tina has
something called
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precocious puberty.
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♪ Everybody's gonna grow,
that's a fact that we all know ♪
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♪ There's no shame in letting
nature have its way ♪
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♪ Hormones in us
cause these surges ♪
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♪ We get pubes, we get urges
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♪ And it's beautiful,
no matter what they say ♪
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♪ Most are changing 'round 13
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♪ That's the average
and the mean ♪
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♪ Unless you've got
precocious puberty ♪
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Okay but --
♪ Could be hormones
in our food ♪
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♪ Could be nature being rude
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♪ No one knows what
causes this calamity ♪
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♪ Yes, Tina's got
precocious puberty ♪
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♪ Boys and girls as young as 4
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♪ Growing breasts
and shaggy floors ♪ --
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Got it dude.
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Am I gonna get
"precosis prububerty"?
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Well, it's very rare
in tigers, son.
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Wait, aren't tigers usually
fully grown at Daniel's age?
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Yes, that's true,
but Daniel's got...
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♪ Dwarfism, dwarfism
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Wha...
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The new iPhone is better
than ever and available now
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on the America's
largest digital network.
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Bitch Puddin': Damn!
[ Record scratches ]
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Who put a blue shirt
on a big pile of shit?
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Oh, no,
that's just Lily.
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Um, who are you?
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Didn't I
introduce myself?
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Mother fucking Bitch mother
fucking Puddin', y'all!
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[ Farts ]
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Oh, my gosh.
Please leave the store.
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Fuck nah
cum chugger.
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Let me explain this shiz.
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"Robot Chicken"
is owned by Adult Swim,
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which is owned by Time Warner,
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which is now owned by,
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dun-da-na-na,
your company.
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Which makes you and me
co-workers cum face.
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Blam!
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If that's true, you're making
a terrible first impression
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on the people
who sign your paychecks.
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I never thought about it
that way.
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You're right cum face.
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-Now, with our new data plan --
-Blam!
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I never learn shit! Ho.
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It's my job
to freeze you.
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Okay, that's your job,
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but what's your passion?
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To dance!
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[ Laughs ]
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Paul and Sarah, ready to go
inside the video game
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and battle Zomax
in the wizard level?
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Inside the video game?
The technology does exist!
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[ Laughs ]
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Hands on buzzers.
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What was the video game
that --
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Yoshi's Island.
[ Ding! ]
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This early Atari --
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Pong.
[ Ding! ]
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She was the titular
character --
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Mayim Bialik.
[ Ding! ]
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He's not even letting me
hear the questions.
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Good Burger. Alf.
The Challenger explosion.
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Fuck this.
-You know what that means.
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Red Team, you're going
into the video game!
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Oh fuck yes! I win!
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What the hell is this?
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Digitize me.
I want to meet Sonic!
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Uh-oh,
here come the snakes!
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Uh, what snakes?
This is just a green room.
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Fireballs! Watch out!
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What?
There's no f-- Ow! Ow!
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Ow!
Why is this like this?
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Time's almost up.
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Better climb up that ladder
and vanquish Zomax.
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Hey, Zomax.
You're going down!
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Push him
off that platform!
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Uh, no.
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Destroy Zomax and win!
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[ Laughs ]
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I don't want --
I don't want to --
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Okay, I'm sorry!
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[ Hoots ]
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♪♪
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You won a free dinner
at Ponderosa Steakhouse!
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-Wow!
-No sides.
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Aw.
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Madame, have no fear.
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I shall solve
your husband's murder.
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I think I figured it out.
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'Twas a sex game gone wrong!
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[ Dramatic sting plays ]
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Yeah! Don't tell my wife.
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Choke me, baby!
Harder.
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Yeah!
Let's get dangerous!
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Ha-ha!
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Careful, baby,
one wrong move and --
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♪♪
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Elementary, my dear.
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Thank you, kind sir.
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Now I know the truth,
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but I'm afraid I have no money
to pay you for your services.
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Well, I'm sure
we can work something out.
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Yes, yes,
oh, just like that.
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Oh, the danger
makes it so --
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Eh, yeah, okay.
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♪ Harp seal with a harpsichord
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♪ It's a Harp seal
with a harpsichord ♪
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♪ It's a Harp seal
with a harpsichord ♪
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Announcer: Karen wanted to
grow up a little too fast.
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I hate being 13!
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Announcer: Until she wished on
an old Civil War coin...
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Let me be a grown-up already.
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Announcer: ...And woke up
30 years later.
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Oh, my God. I have boobs.
I have a house.
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I have a bestie!
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Mom, I'm gonna be
late for school!
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Announcer:
But she's about to find out
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life as a grown-up isn't
all it's cracked up to be...
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I miss being a kid.
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Announcer: ...and get a second
chance to be young.
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You have no idea
what it's like to be a kid!
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That's all I know,
you idiot!
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I'd give anything
to be your age again.
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[ Sparkle! ]
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But what if the thing
you really wanted...
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[ Both groaning ]
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...was the thing you got the
first time you made a wish...
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Oh, hell yes!
I'm in my daughter's body.
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Announcer: ...And then traded it
away with your second wish...
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I just woke up spooned
by Dad's half-chub!
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Give me back my body,
you succubus bitch!
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Go to hell, cutter.
I'm gonna live forever!
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...But wished for again
the third time around, and --
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Holy shit!
This is fucking confusing, guys.
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Karen: I wish I were big
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enough to beat up
my dickhead goth daughter.
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What am I?
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Announcer: From the network
that brought you "The Wiz Live"
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and something vaguely
resembling "Peter Pan"
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comes another live
Broadway on TV experience.
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Yes, it's the sights,
sounds, and smells of
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Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Cats"
in your home!
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On broadcast night,
thousands of performers
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will be disbursed
through the sewers,
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climb up through your pipes,
and into your hearts!
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♪ It's midnight
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♪ I am dying at midnight
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♪ I'm old Deuteronomy
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♪ I dump with econom--
Oh, God, my eyes!
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♪ I'm the Rum Tum Tugger,
what you think about ♪ --
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Ah!
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Good news and bad news.
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"Cats Live" got the biggest
ratings in history,
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however,
we've got over 273,000
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dead and maimed
"Cats" performers.
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That's almost everyone who's
ever performed in that musical.
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What's the bad news?
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My hedges!
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Shoo! Shoo!
You get away from my hedges!
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♪♪
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Sorry, guys.
I'm just not feeling it today.
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Wow, Jabberjaw.
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Maybe all our late-night gigs
are getting to you.
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What you need
is a vacation.
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But what about the band?
We got gigs!
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Don't worry, buddy.
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Take a few days,
find a nice resort, and chill.
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You aren't using this
as an excuse
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to find another drummer,
are you?
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, boy!
Relaxation, here I come!
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Hey, friend, can you tell me --
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Hey! Not even a sharkly hello?
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No respect, no respect at all!
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Ooh, free chum!
Don't mind if I do.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Hello. A go-go dancer in a cage!
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Good thing I brought
plenty of singles!
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Oh, no, he's trapped!
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Never fear, Jabberjaw is here!
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Not even a thank you?
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I tell you, I get no respect.
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[ Screams ]
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That's a 20-footer.
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25!
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3 tons of --
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No, wait, he appears to be
15 feet at best.
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My mistake.
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Hey, what's the big idea
shooting barrels at --
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Oh, no, look out!
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[ Screams ]
Shark BJ!
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[ Laughs ]
No way! I'm straight.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Oh, dear.
He's not moving, is he?
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Ohhhhhh, yikes.
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Oh, I'll get the chair
for this for sure!
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Unless...
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No witnesses!
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Smile you son of a...
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That shark left
a shit-ton of singles!
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It's weird how Jabberjaw
never came back.
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Should we look for him?
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What? No. He was a crappy
drummer anyway.
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Count us off, Bruce!
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[ Growling ]
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♪♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
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wawk bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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