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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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Man: IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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Man: MORTALS, STOP THAT!
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-DUDE, STOP IT.
-STOP IT!
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-STOP IT!
-STOP IT!
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-STOP!
-YOU STOP!
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-YOU STOP!
-NO, YOU STOP!
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[ GROWLING ]
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[ Lisping ] MY SON, IF YOU'VE
ACTIVATED THIS CRYSTAL,
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IT MEANS YOU'VE LOST
YOUR POWERS.
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RETURNING THEM TO YOU WILL TAKE
ALL THIS FORTRESS' POWER.
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I WILL BE LOST
TO YOU FOREVER.
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[ GROANS ]
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OKAY, SO BE IT, THEN.
FINE.
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[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ ROARS ]
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OH, HE HAS
SUCH CUTE EYES!
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CUTE EYES GO
FOR $5.00 EACH.
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[ ROARS ]
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[ BARKING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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IT'S A MIRACLE!
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[ GROWLING ]
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[ MEN SCREAMING ]
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[ SPLAT! ]
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[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ SNARLING ]
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[ ROARS ]
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OH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BLOWN
OUT THAT YANKEE CANDLE!
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I JUST WANTED IT TO SMELL LIKE
CLEAN COTTON WHEN I GOT BACK.
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AT FIRST, I WAS JUST DOING IT
BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY.
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NOW I'M STARTING TO THINK
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MAYBE I'M ACTUALLY A SHEEP
TRAPPED IN A WOLF'S BODY.
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BAA!
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BAA!
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IT FEELS RIGHT.
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING ]
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OKAY!
THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR.
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GOT IT!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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I REALIZE THE BUILDING'S
ON FIRE,
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BUT COULD YOU NOT JUMP OUT
THE WINDOW UNTIL WE'RE READY?
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HEY, STAN, DON'T YOU LIVE
IN THIS BUILDING?
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I USED TO.
MARCY KICKED ME OUT.
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WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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THAT CHEATING SKANK'S
GONNA GET
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WHAT'S COMING TO HER
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IN THREE, TWO...
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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OH, RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
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DID YOU DO THIS?!
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THAT EXPLOSION JUST CAME
FROM MARCY'S APARTMENT!
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HOW WOULD YOU KNOW
WHICH APARTMENT IS HERS?
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UH, I...
I MEAN --
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WHAT THE HELL,
ARE YOU FUCKING MY WIFE?
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UH, I DON'T REALLY THINK
THIS IS THE TIME, STAN!
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YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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I CAN SEE YOU'RE IN NO MOOD
TO DISCUSS THIS.
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I STILL LOVE YOU, MARCY!
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[ CRASH! ]
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I CALL THIS THE BUCK STROKE!
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THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE ACCORDING
TO THE LAWS OF PHYSICS,
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WHICH IS WHAT
MAKES IT SO FUN!
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MONEY SHARK!
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[ CHOMP! ]
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A SHARK B.J.!
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UH, EXCUSE ME, MISS, ARE THERE
ANY OTHER SEATS AVAILABLE?
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I REALLY JUST HATE SITTING
RIGHT ON THE WING.
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AND WHY IS THAT?
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WHEN JET ENGINES FAIL,
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THERE'S A SPINNING
DISK COMPONENT
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THAT'S KNOWN TO TEAR
THROUGH THE FUSELAGE
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LIKE A FRISBEE
OF DEATH.
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I ASSURE YOU,
YOU'RE COMPLETELY --
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[ PASSENGERS SCREAMING ]
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I'M GONNA DIE!
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I NEED TO MAKE LOVE
ONE LAST TIME!
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WOW!
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THE LAST DAY OF MY LIFE
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IS ALSO GONNA BE
THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
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OH, MY GOSH, AM I DEAD?
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YOU ARE.
WELCOME TO HEAVEN.
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WHERE DID
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GO?
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WELL, STRAIGHT TO HELL,
AS ALL FLIGHT ATTENDANTS DO.
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GOSH, I HAVE
SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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HOW WILL
"GAME OF THRONES" END?
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TYRION SITS
ON THE IRON THRONE.
WOW!
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ARYA IS HAND TO THE KING.
YES!
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DAENERYS MARRIES JON STONE --
NO WAY.
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AND THEY TURN CASTLE BLACK
INTO A DRAGON ZOO.
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OH, THAT MAKES SENSE,
I GUESS.
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SER POUNCE CHOKES TO DEATH
ON A FISH.
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OH, NO!
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SAMWISE GAMGEE --
OH, SORRY.
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SAMWELL TARLY --
COMMON MISTAKE.
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ALSO CHOKES TO DEATH
ON A FISH.
OH!
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OH, AND I'VE GOT TWO WORDS
FOR YOU -- ICE DRAGONS.
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OH, MY GOSH!
NO WAY!
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WHAT WILL "STAR WARS" EPISODE
EIGHT AND NINE BE LIKE?
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EIGHT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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THAT BLACK STORM TROOPER
BECOMES A JEDI.
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I'M UNDER N.D.A. ON NINE,
YOU UNDERSTAND.
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SORRY.
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But it's
wall to wall tits.
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OOH!
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WHAT ABOUT
"AVATAR" TWO AND THREE?
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OH, THOSE NEVER COME OUT.
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IT'S CAMERON'S
"CHINESE DEMOCRACY."
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WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
NO, WAIT!
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I HAVE
SO MANY QUESTIONS!
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SIR, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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OH, MY HEAD HURTS.
I MUST HAVE BUMPED IT.
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WE ENCOUNTERED
SOME VERY ROUGH TURBULENCE.
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YES, RIGHT AFTER WE ENCOUNTERED
THE MILE HIGH CLUB!
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THANKS FOR THE FREE UPGRADE
TO VAGINA CLASS.
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[ ZAPPING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
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LET'S GET READY TO PLAY
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"ARE YOU SMARTER
THAN A FIFTH GRADER?"
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[ CHEERING ]
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I'LL TAKE SOCIAL STUDIES.
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WHO PUTS GIFTS UNDER
THE TREE EVERY CHRISTMAS?
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SANTA CLAUS.
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DAVE?
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YOUR PARENTS, STUPID!
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DAVE'S CORRECT!
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WHAT?
SANTA DOESN'T...
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UM, OKAY.
LET'S TRY G-GEOGRAPHY.
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WHERE DID YOUR DOG GO
WHEN HE "GOT OLD?"
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MY MOM SAID THAT HE WENT
TO LIVE ON A FARM.
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DAVE.
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THAT DOG IS DEAD.
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[ SOBBING ]
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OH, B-BIOLOGY.
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BIOLOGY, ALL RIGHT.
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DOES THE FEMALE
ORGASM EXIST?
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I HAVE NO IDEA.
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I'M 11!
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DAVE.
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IT DOES NOT EXIST.
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YEP, JUST ASK MY WIFE.
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HIGH FIVE!
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LOOKS LIKE I'M SMARTER
THAN A FIFTH GRADER!
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I WANT MY MOMMY.
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OH, IT'S COOL, MAN.
DON'T WORRY.
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I GOT YOUR MOM RIGHT HERE!
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[ CHEERING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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AT LEAST FIGURE OUT
THE ORGASM THING FOR HER.
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JESUS H!
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HOW MANY HOOKS ARE ON
THIS THING, A THOUSAND?
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-LET ME HELP YOU.
-I CAN DO IT!
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[ MUSIC CHIMING ]
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WHAT DID YOU SEE,
CLARICE?
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LAMBS,
AND THEY WERE SCREAMING.
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WHAT WERE
THEY SCREAMING ABOUT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT WERE THEY
SCREAMING ABOUT?!
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[ GROANING ]
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[ BLEATING ]
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MAKE IT STOP!
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CROSSFIT CHANGED
MY LIFE, BRO.
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EAT AND PALEO, LITERALLY,
IS ALL I DO RIGHT NOW.
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I FEEL GREAT.
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EXCEPT WHEN I'M GOING T.M.
TWICE A DAY,
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'CAUSE SOMETIMES WHEN YOU DO,
LIKE, THAT HARDCORE T.M.,
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YOU GOTTA BLOCK OUT
THE TIME FOR IT.
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UGH, DR. PEPPER BLOWS!
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MAN, IF I EVER MEET DR. PEPPER,
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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I'M GONNA KICK
THAT GUY'S ASS!
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WHOEVER SAID
DR. PEPPER'S A GUY?
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WHAAAAAAAT!
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BARBIE!
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LET'S CELEBRATE!
EW!
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ARE YOU CLEANING THE PLACE?
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HELLO, HONEY?
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OH! HEY, BARBIE,
THERE YOU ARE.
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NO, I'M
POLICE OFFICER BARBIE.
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LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU KILLED
YOUR OLD LADY.
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THAT'S CRAZY!
I DIDN'T KILL HER.
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SEE?
HERE SHE IS.
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NO, I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR,
SECRETARY BARBIE --
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INTRODUCED IN 2007 --
PROGRESSIVE!
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YOU KILLED YOUR WIFE
BECAUSE SHE WAS PREGNANT!
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BUT I DON'T EVEN
HAVE A DICK!
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IT'S NOT HARD
TO FAKE A MURDER.
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BREAK SOME FURNITURE.
EASY WHEN IT'S ALL PLASTIC.
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THEN LEAVE SOMETHING
FOR THE COPS TO FIND.
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KEN LOVED A GIRL WHO NEVER
EXISTED, A BARBIE DOLL.
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ISN'T THAT
WHAT ALL MEN WANT?
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A BIG-TITTED
BLONDE BOMBSHELL
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WHO'S AN ARCHITECT/ASTRONAUT
DURING THE DAY
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AND AN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR
IN THE BEDROOM.
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OH, BARBIE,
OH, YOU CAME BACK!
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I WAS SO WORRIED!
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I'M NOT YOUR WIFE, DUMBASS.
I'M TV REPORTER BARBIE.
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AND MY VIEWERS WANT TO KNOW,
ON A SCALE OF 9 TO 10,
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HOW GAY ARE YOU REALLY?
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FINALLY,
TIME TO START FRESH.
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I'LL TAKE THE BARBIE
BEACH CRUISER,
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THE LUXURY BATHTUB SET,
THE EURO STYLE FASHION PACK,
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THE WAVE RIDER, AND --
OH, YEAH -- THE UNICORN.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
HOW YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT CRAP?
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SORRY, HOW AM I
GONNA WHAT FOR IT?
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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OH, KEN!
I'M BACK!
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ALL IS FORGIVEN,
DARLING!
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Shh! If we're quiet,
maybe she'll go away.
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HOW ARE WE
DOING THIS AGAIN?
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NONE OF US
HAVE WORKING JUNK.
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SHUT UP AND RUB MY LUMP.
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Man: STEPHEN HAWKING USED
QUANTUM MECHANICS
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TO PREDICT RADIATION
FROM BLACK HOLES.
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BUT CAN HE SEE WHAT MAKES
CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH
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SO DELICIOUS?!
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HELP. MY MANAGER HAS POWER
OF ATTORNEY.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE
IN COMMERCIALS.
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ALL I WANT TO DO IS...
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EAT MORE
CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!
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WHAT IS IT?
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I CALL IT
THE PIZZA-THROWER!
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LOOKS LIKE A TANK.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
IT IS A TANK.
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CONGRESS PASSED A BILL
THAT SENDS ARMY WEAPONS
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TO LAW ENFORCEMENT
AND ASSORTED VIGILANTES!
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RADICAL!
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I TURNED THE RADIATOR
INTO A BRICK OVEN.
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THEN REPLACED THE MISSILE TURRET
WITH A PIZZA CANNON!
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IMPRESSIVE,
DONATELLO.
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BUT MILITARY EQUIPMENT
IS MORE POWERFUL
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00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,056
THAN NUNCHUCKS
AND BOW STAFFS.
236
00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,225
MORE POWERFUL
MEANS MORE AWESOME!
237
00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,026
YEAH!
238
00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:22,261
[ SCREAMING ]
239
00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:24,897
ALL SHALL FALL
BEFORE THE SHREDDER!
240
00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,432
[ LAUGHS ]
241
00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:27,600
ORDER UP!
242
00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,504
SAY HELLO TO
MILITARY-GRADE MOZZARELLA!
243
00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:32,738
[ SCREAMING ]
244
00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:34,206
WHOA!
THAT WAS EASY.
245
00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,242
NOT SO FAST, TURTLES.
246
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,644
TONIGHT,
I DINE ON TURTLE --
247
00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,079
[ SCREAMING ]
248
00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,280
IT BURNS!
249
00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,848
HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK,
DUDE!
250
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:46,185
THIS CHEESE IS SO HOT,
IT'S INSIDE MY MASK!
251
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,253
[ GRUNTING ]
252
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,254
HEY, STOP RESISTING!
253
00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,489
I'M NOT!
I CAN'T EVEN SEE!
254
00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:52,158
STOP RESISTING!
[ ZAPPING ]
255
00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,360
IT'S MAKING
THE CHEESE HOTTER!
256
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,529
[ GRUNTING ]
257
00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:59,031
[ SIZZLING ]
258
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,934
HE WAS COMING AT ME.
259
00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,836
EVERYONE SAW HIM
COMING AT ME, RIGHT?
260
00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,137
YEAH, DUDE.
TOTALLY.
261
00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:07,406
SO WE SHOULD, LIKE,
GO HOME NOW, RIGHT?
262
00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:11,644
WE, UH, STILL GOT A TON OF PIZZA
LEFT IN THE CHAMBER, DUDES.
263
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,913
MOVE IT ALONG!
TURTLES COMING THROUGH!
264
00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,515
THAT CAR'S PARKED
IN THE RED, DUDE!
265
00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,986
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR BREAKING THE LAW!
266
00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:22,455
-THAT KID'S NOT 18!
-TAKE OUT HIS CIGARETTE!
267
00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:23,422
OH!
268
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,491
[ GRUNTING ]
269
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,426
ACCORDING TO THIS,
HE'S 19.
270
00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:28,928
[ Groaning ]
I'M A LATE BLOOMER.
271
00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,364
WELL, Y--
YOU SHOULDN'T BE SMOKING!
272
00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,665
WE HAVE EXCLUSIVE CELLPHONE
FOOTAGE FROM THE INCIDENT.
273
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,601
I MUST WARN YOU,
THE VIDEO IS DISTURBING.
274
00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:36,602
[ GRUNTING ]
275
00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:37,770
STOP RESISTING!
276
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,972
I'M NOT!
I CAN'T EVEN SEE!
277
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,507
A HATE CRIME
AGAINST A MINORITY.
278
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,342
DO THE NINJA TURTLES
HATE ASIANS?
279
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,578
HATE ASIANS?
WE ARE ASIAN.
280
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,913
ASIAN?!
WE'RE ITALIAN, DUDE.
281
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,215
YOU'RE FUCKING TURTLES!
282
00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:50,249
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,584
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
284
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,586
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
285
00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:54,754
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
286
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,088
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
287
00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,923
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:58,924
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
289
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,259
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
290
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,261
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
291
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,463
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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