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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:05,305 [ WHIRRING ] 2 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:07,540 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 3 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:11,644 [ WHIRRING ] 4 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:20,487 Man: IT'S ALIVE! 5 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:41,408 [ SCREECHES ] 6 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:42,642 PULL! 7 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,477 [ GROWLS ] 8 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,579 [ GHOSTLY MUSIC PLAYS ] 9 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:49,716 DO, DUDE, NO. 10 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:52,118 JUST...NO. 11 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:56,456 IF I AM TO TAKE KING'S LANDING, I NEED AN ARMY, JON SNOW. 12 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:59,459 KING STANNIS, THE WILDLINGS WILL NOT FIGHT FOR YOU. 13 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,060 DAMN THE WILDLINGS! 14 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:03,196 I DESIRE A MUCH DIFFERENT ARMY. 15 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,198 [ SHOUTING ] 16 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:06,566 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 17 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:09,702 YEAH! KISS ARMY, DUDE! 18 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:11,271 I HATE RIDING BITCH. 19 00:01:11,337 --> 00:01:13,539 "DESTROYER" WAS THEIR BEST ALBUM, 20 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:15,809 THOUGH I AM A FAN OF MUSIC FROM "THE ELDER." 21 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,178 YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW! 22 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,747 WHOO! 23 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:25,018 BABY ALIVE EATS AND DRINKS AND EVEN DIRTIES HER DIAPER! 24 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:27,253 I LOVE YOU, BAB-- [ FART ] 25 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,155 I LOVE -- [ FART ] 26 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:30,156 I LOV-- [ FART ] 27 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:31,491 I LOVE YOU, BABY AL-- 28 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,593 [ FARTING ] 29 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:40,866 I LOVE YOU, BABY A-- [ FART ] 30 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:41,868 I LOV-- 31 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,437 [ FARTING ] 32 00:01:44,503 --> 00:01:46,840 [ SCREECHING ] 33 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:47,841 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 34 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,043 I NEED TWO FOR SHEET ROCK WORK. 35 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:52,645 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 36 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:54,146 [ SCREECHING ] 37 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:55,682 I'M JONATHAN PROPERTY. 38 00:01:55,747 --> 00:01:57,550 ME AND MY BROTHER, DREW PROPERTY, 39 00:01:57,616 --> 00:01:59,619 GET YOU THE PROPER PROPRIETARY PROMPTLY 40 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,654 IF YOU GIVE US PROPER PROPS, PROPER! 41 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,624 AND I'M DREW. ACTUALLY, OUR LAST NAME IS SCOTT. 42 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:07,093 ♪♪ 43 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:14,067 I WANT A CRAFTSMAN IN A GOOD SCHOOL DISTRICT. 44 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:16,936 I'M LOOKING TO ACQUIRE LAND ON THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT 45 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,872 THAT WILL BECOME BEACH-FRONT PROPERTY 46 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:20,640 WHEN I LAUNCH MY INTERCONTINENTAL 47 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,942 BALLISTIC MISSILES, CREATING A MEGA-EARTHQUAKE 48 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:25,178 THAT SINKS CALIFORNIA. 49 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:27,881 THE SCHOOLS ARE ALSO IMPORTANT. 50 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:30,683 IT IS A FIXER-UPPER, BUT THIS IS 51 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,353 THE 3-BED, 2-BATH YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 52 00:02:33,418 --> 00:02:35,454 OH, MY GOSH! I LOVE IT! 53 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:38,725 I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING BIGGER, LIKE A CASTLE, MAYBE, 54 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:41,427 WITH STATUES OF LIONS AND NAKED LADIES. 55 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,763 OH, LEX DOESN'T SEE EYE TO EYE WITH EVE, 56 00:02:43,829 --> 00:02:47,133 BUT I THINK HE'LL CHANGE HIS TUNE WHEN HE SEES THE BACK YARD. 57 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,803 THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT LITERALLY RUNS THROUGH THE BACK YARD. 58 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,239 WE'LL TAKE IT AND EVERY OTHER HOUSE ON THE BLOCK. 59 00:02:53,305 --> 00:02:54,874 BOOM, COMMISSIONS! UP PROP! 60 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:57,143 BRO, WAIT UNTIL WE'RE IN OUR PRIUS PROPERTY. 61 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:00,013 SORRY ABOUT HIM. -DON'T YOU PROPOLOGIZE FOR ME. 62 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:02,115 ♪♪ 63 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:04,984 IT'S BEEN A MONTH SINCE LEX AND EVE MADE THEIR PURCHASE. 64 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:06,853 LET'S CHECK IN AND SEE HOW THEY'RE DOING. 65 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:10,156 WELL, THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT BETWEEN ME AND MISS TESCHMACHER, 66 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:12,959 OR ME AND THE MISSILES, OR ME AND KILLING SUPERMAN. 67 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,728 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT'S TATER TOT DAY IN THE CAFETERIA. 68 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:20,199 ON THE LESS BRIGHT SIDE, NOW I'M THESE BROTHERS' PROPERTY. 69 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:23,403 [ LOUD BANGING ] GOD, THE NEW NEIGHBORS BANG LIKE RABBITS! 70 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:25,505 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 71 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:27,807 WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S MORSE CODE. 72 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,142 THEY'RE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING. 73 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,343 WHAT? REALLY? 74 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,111 WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? [ BANGING CONTINUES ] 75 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:33,813 THEY'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE. 76 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,281 THEY'RE BEING TORTURED. 77 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:36,849 WE NEED TO SEND HELP! 78 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,317 HOLY SHIT! REALLY? 79 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,520 NO, THEY'RE JUST FUCKING. 80 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,757 THAT'S RIGHT! MAKE ME ANOTHER BABY TO SELL! 81 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:46,326 DO YOU THINK ANYONE'S HEARD US YET? 82 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:49,128 I TOLD YOU NOBODY KNOWS MORSE CODE ANYMORE. 83 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:51,297 HI, HONEY! 84 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:55,268 JESUS H. CHRIST, WHAT IS THAT?! 85 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:57,070 I'M EXPRESSING MY INDIVIDUALITY. 86 00:03:57,136 --> 00:03:58,704 ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE TATTOOS! 87 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:01,374 HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA GET A JOB WHEN YOU GROW UP? 88 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:04,677 YOU THINK A LAW FIRM OR A BANK WILL HIRE YOU NOW? 89 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,646 I DON'T THINK SO. -YEAH! 90 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:09,582 THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF DAD CAN KISS MY ASS! 91 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,418 MY YouTube CHANNEL IS BLOWING UP, OKAY? 92 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:14,754 I'M FAMOUS. 93 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:16,923 ♪♪ 94 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,591 ARE 20s OKAY? 95 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:21,394 COVER YOUR ASS! 96 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:25,131 Man: COMMANDMENT 11, EAT NOT OF BANANAS, 97 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:28,635 FOR THEY ARE THE PENIS OF THE LORD. 98 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:30,036 THERE, THAT SHOULD DO IT. 99 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,205 NOW, MOSES? M-MOSES? 100 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:34,807 WELL, THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 101 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:36,909 [ SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING ] 102 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:40,113 [ COUGHING ] 103 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:42,115 [ COUGHING INTENSIFIES ] 104 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:44,217 [ WHEEZING ] 105 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,793 I HEAR YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST BURGLARS IN THE WORLD. 106 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:54,994 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 107 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:58,097 YOU'VE STOLEN 30 HEALTHY YEARS FROM YOURSELF. 108 00:04:58,164 --> 00:04:59,932 [ SMOOTH JAZZ RESUMES ] 109 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:01,734 I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE DIAGNOSIS. 110 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:04,437 EMPHYSEMA -- WHAT YOU HAVE IS EMPHYSEMA. 111 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:07,040 Man: WE'RE IN THE RESPIRATORY WING OF THE ANIMATION HOSPITAL 112 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:09,842 IN STUDIO CITY, CALIFORNIA, REFERRED TO BY STAFF 113 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:12,278 AS TOBACCO ROW -- AND FOR GOOD REASON. 114 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,579 REMEMBER THIS? 115 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,682 HEYA, FRED, YOU NEED A LIGHT FOR THAT SMOKE 116 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,684 WITH THE SMOOTH, RICH FLAVOR? 117 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,986 DO I EVER, OLD PAL. 118 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,054 [ CHIRPS ] 119 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,057 MMM, MMM! YABBA-DABBA-DOO! 120 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:26,659 [ Through throat speaker ] YABBA-DABBA-DOO. 121 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:29,696 Man: JESUS CHRIST, THIS IS YABBA-DABBA-DEPRESSING. 122 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:30,963 SPEAKING OF WHICH... 123 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:34,567 THE DOCTOR SAYS ALL THOSE YEARS OF SECONDHAND PIPE SMOKE 124 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:37,537 HAS SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED MY LIFE EXPECTANCY. 125 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:40,940 IT DIDN'T HELP THAT YOU'RE 6'11" AND WEIGH 70 POUNDS. 126 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,609 THE IRONY IS POPEYE'S JUST FINE. 127 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,411 ALL OF THEM ANSKY-ONSKIDENTS 128 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:48,047 IN ME SPINACH KEPT ME LUNGS CANCER-FREE. 129 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:49,882 AH-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA! [ TOOT! TOOT! ] 130 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:52,819 [ WHEEZING, COUGHING ] 131 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:57,857 WELCOME TO THE I.C.U. 132 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:04,030 I HAVE STAGE IV LUNG CANCER. 133 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,065 UH, SHOULD HE BE SMOKING IN HERE? 134 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:08,601 SHOULD THE GIANT TALKING CATERPILLAR WITH CANCER 135 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,603 BE SMOKING A HOOKAH IN A HOSPITAL? 136 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,305 TAKE YOUR BREAK NOW, SHARON. 137 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,640 Man: BUT LIFE GOES ON FOR THESE SURVIVORS -- 138 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:17,009 A LIFE MADE EASIER WITH FRIENDS. 139 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,945 [ LAUGHING ] 140 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:23,582 I NEVER GET TIRED OF HEARING YOUR ROBOT VOICE THERE, FRED. 141 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:25,785 BARNEY, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 142 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:27,553 OH, CHEER UP, FRED. 143 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,223 BEDROCK IS FLAVOR COUNTRY. 144 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:31,557 PUT THAT OUT, FUCKFACE 145 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,493 YOU'RE STANDING NEXT TO PURE OXYGEN! 146 00:06:33,558 --> 00:06:34,694 [ EXPLOSION ] 147 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,162 DON'T WORRY, MR. PRESIDENT. 148 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,663 I'LL MAKE SURE THAT ONE DAY, 149 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,832 YOU'RE ON A COIN OF OUR LOWEST DENOMINATION. 150 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,602 IT WILL BE A DIFFERENT COLOR FROM ALL THE OTHER COINS, 151 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:45,238 AND PEOPLE WILL HATE IT -- JUST HATE IT. 152 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:47,306 SHUT UP AND KISS ME, YOU FOOL. 153 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:49,675 -OH! -MWAH! 154 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:50,843 HONEY! 155 00:06:50,909 --> 00:06:53,446 OH, LEARN TO KNOCK. GOD! 156 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:55,882 I'M SORRY, SHADOW, BABY. I FORGOT. 157 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:59,352 I TOLD YOU, MELISANDRE, I WANT TO BE CALLED CONNOR! 158 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,387 OKAY, CONNOR. DINNER'S READY. 159 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:03,422 MOM, I LITERALLY DON'T EAT! 160 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:06,159 I'M MADE OF VAGINA SMOKE. DUH! 161 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:09,162 CONNOR, I SAW IN THE FLAMES THAT IF YOU DON'T JOIN US 162 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:11,397 FOR DINNER TONIGHT, ALL MAY BE IN PERIL. 163 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:12,932 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW IN THE FLAMES? 164 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:15,701 [ BLOWS RASPBERRY ] 165 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,738 OH, WHAT CAN I DO TO CONNECT WITH YOU, SWEETHEART? 166 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:22,141 AND NOW, MY SON, CONNOR, WOULD LIKE TO PERFORM FOR YOU. 167 00:07:22,207 --> 00:07:23,876 ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR COMING OUT, GUYS. 168 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,678 THIS FIRST SONG'S REALLY PERSONAL TO ME. 169 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:29,482 IT'S CALLED "EMERGING FROM A WITCH'S PUSSY IN A CAVE." 170 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:30,483 ONE, TWO, THREE! 171 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,652 GO, GO, GADGET COPTOR. 172 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:33,753 OH, MY! 173 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,221 IT'S ACTUALLY WORKING. 174 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,423 WOW, A TOP-SECRET MISSION! 175 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:40,259 YES, THE CIA NEEDS GADGET'S HELP MORE THAN METRO CITY DOES, 176 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,595 NOW THAT DOCTOR CLAW IS MAKING AN HONEST LIVING 177 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:44,063 SELLING HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS. 178 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,032 I'LL GET YOU... 179 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:48,668 THE BIKINI BODY YOU ALWAYS WANTED! 180 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:50,203 [ BUZZING ] 181 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:52,605 WOWSERS! I'M JUST IN TIME FOR A WEDDING. 182 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,807 GO, GO, GADGET TUXEDO! 183 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:55,842 SAY, WHAT THE... 184 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,010 UNCLE GADGET'S MALFUNCTIONING AGAIN. 185 00:07:58,077 --> 00:07:59,745 WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON?! -FIRE! 186 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,747 OH, NO! 187 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:02,882 [ EXPLOSION ] 188 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:04,450 BOOM! TARGET ELIMINATED! 189 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:06,819 GADGET MAKES A FAR BETTER DRONE THAN A COP! 190 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:08,221 OH, MY GOD! 191 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:09,622 GREAT JOB, GADGET! 192 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,457 YOUR COUNTRY IS PROUD OF YOU. 193 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:14,193 GO, GO, GADGET PTSD. 194 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,596 [ WHIMPERING ] 195 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:18,431 -MAY I HELP YOU? -YES. 196 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,867 UH... 197 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:23,536 YES, AND... 198 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,238 UH... 199 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:26,572 I FORGOT WHAT THIS JOKE IS. 200 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,541 SHIT. 201 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:29,809 OH, GOD. 202 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,177 UH, LINE? 203 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,312 I'M SO SORRY. [ LAUGHS ] 204 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:34,746 LINE? 205 00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:36,749 UH, WE'VE HAD TO RETURN SEVERAL CHECKS 206 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:39,251 BECAUSE THEIR AMOUNTS EXCEEDED YOUR BALANCE. 207 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:43,556 ♪♪ 208 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,658 OH, MY FUCKING BACK. 209 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,593 I HATE THAT BED, MARY ANNE. 210 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,528 OH, HUSH. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER TONIGHT? 211 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:51,397 A NEW BED. 212 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:55,234 TATER TOT CASSEROLE IT IS. 213 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:56,602 [ CHUCKLES ] 214 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,437 [ SNIFFS ] 215 00:08:58,504 --> 00:09:00,673 UGH, PORRIDGE! 216 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,376 UGH, PORRIDGE! 217 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:05,111 PORRIDGE! 218 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:09,782 OOH, HERE WE GO! 219 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:11,784 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] WHOO! 220 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:13,519 YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, DON'T YOU? 221 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,388 I KNOW YOU DO, I KNOW YOU DO. 222 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:16,656 YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. 223 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:17,924 HANDS OFF, LOSER! 224 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:20,259 HA-HA! FUCK YOU, STUPID! 225 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,528 HARD AS SHIT! 226 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:24,931 SOFT AS SHIT! 227 00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:27,700 AH, JUST RIGHT AS SHIT! 228 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:31,137 "SHIT" IS A REALLY VERSATILE WORD. 229 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:38,244 "YO, BAE, FOUND PERF BED TO SMASH IN." 230 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,246 [ GULPING ] 231 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,814 [ BURPS ] 232 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:44,383 OH, FUCK THIS. 233 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,719 [ SNORING ] 234 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:50,156 WH-- SOMEONE'S BEEN IN OUR HOUSE! 235 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:52,992 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 236 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,794 [ GUN COCKS ] [ SCREAMS ] 237 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,028 WHAT THE F-- 238 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,030 IT'S JUST A GIRL, MARY ANNE. 239 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,432 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER? 240 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,300 I'M GONNA EAT HER, WHAT DO YOU THINK. 241 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,601 I'M A BEAR. 242 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,770 YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE HER STRAIGHT BACK TO HER PARENTS. 243 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,072 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 244 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,907 OF COURSE, CLEARLY THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 245 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,775 JESUS. 246 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:12,378 WHAT THE FUCK GOLDIE?! 247 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,813 WHY ARE YOU TRIPPIN'? 248 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,548 I WANTED TO SEE WHERE YOU LIVED. 249 00:10:15,614 --> 00:10:17,083 I GOT YOUR TEXT, BY THE WAY. 250 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,517 VERY FUNNY. 251 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,119 WHAT IF MY WIFE HAD SEEN IT? 252 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,821 YOU SAID YOU WERE LEAVING HER. 253 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,156 I AM, SOON, I SWEAR. 254 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:26,625 COME ON, BABY. I'M SO, SO SORRY. 255 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:28,494 OH, I'M SORRY, TOO. 256 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,096 DO YOU FORGIVE ME, BABY? 257 00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:32,131 DOES A BEAR FUCK IN THE WOODS? 258 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,133 YOU BETTER! 259 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,402 [ MOANING ] 260 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,937 TOO HARD. 261 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,305 TOO SOFT. 262 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,742 [ GASPS ] JUST RIGHT. 263 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,844 [ CLUCKING THEME SONG ] 264 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:56,689 BA-GOK! 265 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,725 BUCK. 266 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,794 [ MONKEY HOOTING ] 16847

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