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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:04,971 [ WHIRRING ] 2 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:07,073 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 3 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,544 [ WHIRRING ] 4 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,819 Man: IT'S ALIVE! 5 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,863 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 6 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:42,142 [ STATIC ] 7 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:44,144 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 8 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,179 HEY, SORRY, BUDDY. 9 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:47,547 HAD TO DISCONNECT YOUR CABLE SERVICE. 10 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,015 YOU HAVEN'T PAID YOUR BILL IN... 11 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:51,418 150 EPISODES! 12 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,319 [ CHEERING ] THAT'S RIGHT! 13 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:57,023 THIS IS THE 150th EPISODE OF "ROBOT CHICKEN!" 14 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:59,726 [ CHEERING FADES ] 15 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,763 [ BIRD CALLS ] ALL RIGHT. 16 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:05,932 I'M GONNA GO TURN THE CABLE BACK ON. 17 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,269 Woman: MIKE, STOP! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! 18 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:11,304 COME BACK! [ SCREAMS ] 19 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:13,039 MIKE! -GEEZ, SHUT UP! 20 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:14,908 I WAS JUST TAKING A PISS. 21 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:20,013 OH, DEAR. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE STOLE MY GARBAGE. 22 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:22,682 COULD YOU ASK THEM TO REMOVE THEIR MASKS? 23 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:27,620 WOW. I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING CRAZY ABOUT RACCOONS TODAY. 24 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,756 OH, IT'S DEFINITELY NUMBER FOUR. 25 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,591 [ SCREECHES ] 26 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:34,127 ALL RIGHT, WHO'S READY FOR SOME FAMILY DOUBLE DARE, 27 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:35,128 SPECIAL EDITION?! 28 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:37,130 HERE'S YOUR FIRST QUESTION FOR $500. 29 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:39,032 ONE OF YOUR DADS HERE HAS BEEN UNFAITHFUL. 30 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:40,700 WHICH DAD WAS IT? 31 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:41,935 DARE! UH, HONEY? 32 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:43,970 OH, JUST PLAYING THE GAME, DEAR. 33 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:46,239 WHAT TIME FRAME ARE WE TA-- I MEAN DOUBLE DARE. 34 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,908 OH, SNAP! OKAY, BACK TO THE BLUE TEAM. 35 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,276 IT WAS KEVIN, THE RED DAD. 36 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:51,978 [ BUZZER ] THE ANSWER IS BARRY. 37 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,947 HEY, IT'S TIME FOR THE PHYSICAL CHALLENGE. 38 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:56,416 BARRY, YOU GET A FIVE-SECOND HEAD START. 39 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:58,884 LINDA, YOU GET THIS NAIL BAT. 40 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,553 60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. 41 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,621 GO! 42 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:04,324 MOMMY, NO! DON'T KILL DADDY! 43 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:05,692 HE'LL WISH HE WAS DEAD! 44 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,561 WHATEVER THE RESULT, I STILL LOVE YOU. 45 00:02:08,627 --> 00:02:09,628 [ CLUCKS ] 46 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:12,732 [ CLUCKS ] 47 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,368 WE'LL KEEP TRYING, BABY. WE'LL KEEP TRYING. 48 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,871 ON THE SUNNY SIDE, WE'VE GOT BREAKFAST! 49 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,472 HA HA! 50 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:20,907 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 51 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,610 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE HELP ME WELCOME 52 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,078 MY FIRST GUEST TODAY -- 53 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:28,648 JUST ANNOUNCED HIS CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 54 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:32,418 GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO THE GREAT OLD ONE HIMSELF, 55 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,120 CTHULHU. 56 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,822 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 57 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,124 HEY, OPRAH! 58 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:41,661 MY FIRST QUESTIONS, CTHULHU, AS A CITIZEN OF R'LYEH, 59 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,230 ARE YOU ELIGIBLE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT? 60 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:46,266 [ ROARING ] 61 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,868 [ SCREAMING ] 62 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,271 [ CROWD BOOING ] 63 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:55,942 LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS. 64 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,343 [ KEYS JINGLE ] 65 00:02:57,410 --> 00:03:00,013 YOU GET A CAR. YOU GET A CAR. 66 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:02,549 EVERYONE GETS A NEW CAR. 67 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:04,050 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 68 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:06,486 [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] 69 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,956 I AM GALACTUS, DEVOURER OF WORLDS. 70 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:14,227 I REQUIRE A HERALD TO SEEK OUT NEW PLANETS TO CONSUME. 71 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,095 [ CHITTERS ] 72 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:19,332 SO, TELL ME, WHY SHOULD YOU BE GALACTUS' NEW HERALD, EH? 73 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:22,502 [ HIP-HOP PLAYING ] 74 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:26,105 OH! THIS DAY BEGINS POORLY. 75 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:27,273 [ UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GUNSHOTS ] 76 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,075 [ GRUNTS ] 77 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,844 [ TIRE SCREECHING ] 78 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,915 [ FART NOISES ] 79 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,383 WILL YOU BE PROVIDING TRANSPORTATION? 80 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,785 WILL I GET REIMBURSED FOR MILEAGE? 81 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:40,119 WHAT KIND OF PER DIEM WILL I -- 82 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:45,458 [ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 83 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:48,595 I AM THE HERALD OF GALACTUS! 84 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:50,930 BOW BEFORE HIS MIGHT! 85 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:54,701 [ CLAPPING ] 86 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:55,902 BRAVO! BRAVO! 87 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,704 GALACTUS HAS FOUND HIS NEW HERALD. 88 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:00,940 [ HIP-HOP PLAYING ] 89 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:02,075 NOT YOU. 90 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:04,811 [ SOBBING ] 91 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:06,813 DAMN! 92 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:09,182 BALLS. 93 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:11,084 [ GRUNTING ] 94 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,386 IT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED. 95 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,223 OH, SORRY I'M LATE, BATMAN. I... 96 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:18,358 AW, CRAP! 97 00:04:18,423 --> 00:04:20,927 I FORGOT TO TAKE OFF THE PINK MUSTACHE, DIDN'T I? 98 00:04:21,293 --> 00:04:23,563 WANT A BOX OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES? 99 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,631 NO, THANK YOU. 100 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:25,598 FREE SAMPLE. 101 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,266 OH, I-I REALLY SHOULDN'T. 102 00:04:27,332 --> 00:04:30,036 OH, OKAY. 103 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,072 [ SCREAMING ] 104 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:41,314 ASS TO ASS?! 105 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:42,582 [ DISTORTED LAUGHTER ] 106 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:44,751 [ CHUCKLES ] 107 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:47,253 SORRY, I DON'T HAVE ANY CASH ANYWAY. 108 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,589 WE TAKE CREDIT CARDS NOW. 109 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,357 [ SCREAMING ] 110 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:54,661 Mr. Roarke: THAT'S MR. DAVIS. 111 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:57,330 HE WANTS TO RELIVE HIS HIGH SCHOOL GLORY DAYS. 112 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,499 AND THERE WE HAVE MRS. SMITH. 113 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:01,334 SHE WANTS TO TALK TO HER HUSBAND, 114 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,603 WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR MORE THAN 15 YEARS. 115 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:05,471 AND THAT'S TOMMY DOUGLAS. 116 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,373 HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH A DINOSAUR. 117 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,442 SEX WITH A DINOSAUR, BOSS? 118 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,844 YES, TATTOO. IT'S FANTASY ISLAND. 119 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:13,212 IS IT STRANGER THAN A MIDGET 120 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,014 WHO WANTS TO BE CALLED A LITTLE PERSON? 121 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,416 SOME DAY, BOSS. 122 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:17,483 [ LAUGHS ] 123 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:18,618 OH, TATTOO. 124 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:21,354 HOLY SHIT! YOU ACTUALLY GOT A DINOSAUR? 125 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:25,625 HER NAME IS MAGNOLIA. PLEASE ENJOY. 126 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:26,859 [ GRUNTS ] 127 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:29,095 IF MAGNOLIA COULD TALK, SHE'D SAY IT'S LIKE 128 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,465 PUTTING A BABY WORM IN THE CRATER OF MT. VESUVIUS. 129 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:35,101 OR A MIDGET'S PENIS INSIDE A NORMAL SIZED VAGINA. 130 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,502 LITTLE PERSON! 131 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:40,006 OKAY, A MIDGET'S PENIS INSIDE A LITTLE PERSON'S VAGINA. 132 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:43,308 [ GRUNTING ] 133 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,578 [ MOANING ] 134 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:51,084 TOMMY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 135 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:54,353 OH, OH! THAT WAS AWESOME! 136 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:57,657 MAGNOLIA, WAIT UP, BABY! I CAN GO AGAIN. 137 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,525 NOW, MRS. SMITH, LET'S GET YOU IN TOUCH 138 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,127 WITH YOUR DECEASED HUSBAND. 139 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,063 FUCK THAT. I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A DINOSAUR! 140 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,431 YEAH, ME, TOO! 141 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:06,332 YEAH, AND ME! 142 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:07,800 I WANT TO GET ALL UP IN THAT. 143 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:11,671 [ ALL ROARING ] 144 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:15,842 THAT DINO VAG IS SMOOTHER THAN CORINTHIAN LEATHER. 145 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,777 TATTOO, GET MY WATCH! 146 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,514 I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME! 147 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,951 FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL! 148 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:26,786 [ ALL CHEERING ] 149 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,955 CAN I INTEREST YOU IN ANYTHING ELSE? 150 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:32,091 NO, EVERYTHING'S BEEN GREAT! THANKS, SATAN. 151 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:34,293 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 152 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,262 I'M GONNA WRITE A YELP REVIEW. 153 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:39,599 "HELL IS NOT YOUR TYPICAL, PRETENTIOUS, YUPPIE BISTRO. 154 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:44,837 SURPRISINGLY EASY TO GET SEATING FOR 300 WITHOUT A RESERVATION. 155 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,239 FOUR STARS. 156 00:06:46,305 --> 00:06:48,875 WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT FIVE, BUT THEY DON'T TAKE DISCOVER. 157 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:50,710 WHO DOESN'T TAKE DISCOVER?! 158 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:52,378 CHEERIO, FELLOW FOODIES. 159 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,914 XOXO, SpartyOn300." 160 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:58,451 COME ON, MAN. SHE'S RIGHT THERE. 161 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,186 YOU'D KISS HER IF YOU HAD ANY GUTS. 162 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,255 [ Echoing ] GUTS, GUTS, GUTS. TIME FOR SEXUAL GUTS! 163 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:03,990 YOU WANT THAT KISS? 164 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:05,258 [ BELL DINGS ] 165 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:06,692 YOU GO AND GET IT! 166 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:08,628 HE CLUMSILY SWINGS ON THE ROPE. 167 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:10,329 NOW HE'S FREE FALLING ONTO THE AIRBAG. 168 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,231 HE'S DIVING THROUGH THAT LIFTED BUNCH OF TIRES, 169 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:13,833 AND -- OH, HE'S STUCK. 170 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,401 AND HE'S PULLING HIMSELF OUT OF THEM! 171 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:16,803 YES, MY MAN! 172 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,471 HE'S MADE IT THROUGH THE FIRST CHALLENGE. 173 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:21,340 THIS NEXT CHALLENGE WILL TAKE A LOT OF BRA-VERY. 174 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,976 UNHOOK THE BRASSIERE IN 10 SECONDS OR LESS. 175 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:25,344 I'M REALLY SCARED TO DO THIS. 176 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:26,846 WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T LIKE GIRLS. 177 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,948 WELL, WHY WOULD MY SUBCONSCIOUS FANTASY SAY THAT? 178 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,416 OFF YOU GO! 179 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:31,384 OH! 180 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:32,385 WHY ARE ARE THERE SO MANY HOOKS?! 181 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:33,820 THERE ARE TWO -- SOMETIMES THREE. 182 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:35,755 [ GROANING ] COME ON! 183 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:36,789 [ BELL DINGS ] 184 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:37,890 YOU DID IT! 185 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,692 BUT I WAS JUST DESPERATELY FLAILING AT IT. 186 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,260 AND NOW YOU ARE A MAN. 187 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:43,262 THAT'S ALL IT TOOK, NO SKILL REQUIRED. 188 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:49,735 NOW, YOU SCALE THE AGRO-VAG AND REACH THAT SPOT. 189 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,538 THAT'S RIGHT, THE G SPOT. 190 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:54,340 UM, ISN'T THE G SPOT ON THE INSIDE? 191 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:55,842 NO ONE KNOWS OR CARES, AIDAN. 192 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:57,577 AND GO! 193 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,112 YEAH, JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 194 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:00,980 [ BUZZER ] 195 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:01,914 AHA! 196 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:02,782 [ GRUNTING ] 197 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,250 [ BUZZER ] OH, YEAH! 198 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,452 OH, MY GOD! 199 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:07,753 HERE IT IS! 200 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,522 HE'S DONE IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 201 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:10,656 I DID IT. 202 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:12,358 [ Echoing ] DID IT, DID IT, DID IT. 203 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:15,127 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? 204 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:17,430 LIKE, 15 MINUTES NOW. 205 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:22,235 AND NOW, CHILDREN, TO TEACH YOU ABOUT PROPER NUTRITION 206 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:25,538 IN A WAY THAT'S ON FLEEK, 207 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:29,942 PLEASE WELCOME MC ROCCOLI! 208 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,346 ♪ AW, HERE WE GO ON THE ONE, Y'ALL ♪ 209 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:36,448 ♪ OH, I'M THE RAPPING BROCCOLI AND I'M HERE TO SAY ♪ 210 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:39,251 ♪ I'M YOUR DAILY ALLOWANCE OF V-V-VITAMIN K ♪ 211 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:41,120 OH, SNAP-PEAS, KIDS. 212 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:44,390 FAMOUS JAMES BOND PRODUCER ALBERT CUBBY BROCCOLI. 213 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,425 ♪ CONNERY, SEAN LOVES BUTTERY CORN ♪ 214 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:48,895 ♪ ROGER MOORE BUYS SQUASH AT THE STORE ♪ 215 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:51,597 ♪ GEORGE LAZENBY'S A BIG FAN OF PEAS ♪ 216 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,033 ♪ TIMOTHY DALTON EATS KALE BY THE CARTON ♪ 217 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,435 ♪ BROSNAN, PIERCE THINKS BEETS ARE FIERCE ♪ 218 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:59,005 ♪ DANIEL CRAIG, GREEN BEANS ON THE REG ♪ 219 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,140 ♪ NOW YOU KNOW WHAT JAMES BOND EATS ♪ 220 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,676 ♪ SO HERE'S CARROT TOP WITH SOME PROPS FROM THE STREETS ♪ 221 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:06,279 ♪ CARROT TOP, I SEE THE CHALKBOARD IN YOUR CLASSES ♪ 222 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:08,948 ♪ THAT'S WHY YOU'LL NEVER SEE A RABBIT WEARING GLASSES ♪ 223 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:10,850 NOPE. NO GLASSES FOR ME. 224 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,885 WELL, HOW ABOUT A PAIR OF CONTACT LENSES? 225 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:14,253 HA HA. GET IT? 226 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:19,058 WIKIPEDIA SAID CUBBY BROCCOLI DIED IN 1996. 227 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,627 THEN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 228 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:22,995 SO LONG, SUCKAS! 229 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:23,996 I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK. 230 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,064 I'M OUT OF HERE, HOMEY. 231 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,198 YOU CAN EAT THIS DICK! 232 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:28,968 HEY, THAT'S OUR MILK MONEY! 233 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:30,736 [ GRUNTS ] 234 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,105 OH, MY GOD, HE'S DEAD. 235 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,140 [ GROANS ] 236 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:37,376 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BLACK EYED PEAS! 237 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:38,844 SEE YA! 238 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:42,448 OH, HOW WAS THAT FOR A CARPET RIDE? 239 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:45,318 IT WAS A WHOLE NEW WORLD. 240 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:46,686 [ CHITTERING ] 241 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:52,925 ♪ HERE COME THE CHEESE LEAGUE 242 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,727 ♪ CHEESE LEAGUE, CHEESE LEAGUE 243 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,629 CHEESE LEAGUE ROLE CALL! 244 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:57,563 ♪ COLBY! 245 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,765 LET'S SLICE AND DICE, TEAM! 246 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:00,967 MUENSTER! 247 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:03,035 [ FARTS ] WHO CUT THE CHEESE? 248 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,103 CHEDDAR! 249 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,038 WHEN IN DOUBT, ADD IT TO MY ACCOUNT. 250 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,206 BRIE. 251 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,141 GIRL MOUSE GONNA ROCK THE HOUSE. 252 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,676 BABY SWISS! 253 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,111 I'M NOT A BABY! 254 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:17,483 ♪ CH-CH-CH-CH-CHEESE LEAGUE! 255 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,487 OKAY, TEAM, LOOK SHARP! 256 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,123 HEY, THE NAME'S CHEDDAR, BABY. I'M ALWAYS SHARP. 257 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,624 THE NEXT MISSION WILL BE -- 258 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:26,759 -[ MEOWS ] -WHOA! 259 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:27,994 [ SCREAMING ] 260 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,428 NO! [ YOWLS ] 261 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:30,696 [ GRUNTS ] 262 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,999 [ MEOWS, YOWLS ] 263 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:34,533 NO! 264 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:41,574 [ PURRING ] 265 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:45,511 ♪ HERE COME THE CHEESE LEAGUE 266 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:49,015 ♪ CHEESE LEAGUE, CHEESE LEAGUE 267 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:52,518 [ GUITAR SOLO ] 268 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:59,425 ♪ CH-CH-CH-CH-CHEESE LEAGUE! 269 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,061 [ FART NOISES ] 270 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,964 BEST HERALD EVER! 271 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,799 HA HA HA HA! 17047

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