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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:04,904 [ WHIRRING ] 2 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:07,006 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 3 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:11,478 [ WHIRRING ] 4 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:19,753 Man: IT'S ALIVE! 5 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,796 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 6 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,173 YOU DON'T LOOK READY TO JUMP, SOLDIER! 7 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,641 GOT SOMETHING TO SAY? 8 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,043 IT'S JUST THAT NONE OF THE OTHER SOLDIERS JUMPED TANDEM. 9 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:46,713 AND BEING FACE-TO-FACE IS SORT OF... SEXY? 10 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,314 UH, I WAS GONNA SAY WEIRD. 11 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:52,318 HOW ABOUT NOW? 12 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,087 ♪ COME INSIDE 13 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,189 ♪ AND LOSE YOUR MIND 14 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:57,290 ♪ BONE BUS 15 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:58,191 ♪ BONE BUS! 16 00:00:58,258 --> 00:00:59,292 ♪ BONE BUS 17 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,461 Man: HOW OLD ARE YOU, SKIPPER? 18. 18 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:04,129 AW, YOU HAVE SUCH A TIGHT, LITTLE BODY. 19 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,466 UH, WHEN IS BARBIE GETTING HERE? 20 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:08,868 YOU'RE INTO GIRL-ON-GIRL? SEXY. 21 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:11,104 [ CLANG! ] LET SKIPPER GO! 22 00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:13,940 SHE'S A CONFUSED GIRL WHO GOT ON THE WRONG BUS! 23 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:16,609 THAT'S OUR BUSINESS MODEL, BRO! 24 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,244 [ TIRES SQUEALING ] 25 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:20,079 Man: [ Chuckling ] NOW, WHERE WERE WE? 26 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:23,149 OH, RIGHT, I WAS ABOUT TO TOUCH YOUR BOOBS. 27 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,584 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 28 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:27,854 [ TIRES SQUEALING ] 29 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,956 AAH!! 30 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,925 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 31 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:34,327 DON'T WORRY, SKIPPER. YOU'RE SAFE. 32 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:38,664 AND YOU -- YOU, SIR, WILL NEVER BONE IN THIS BUS AGAIN. 33 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:40,366 HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 34 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,202 I'M KEN, AND I'M GONNA -- 35 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,438 AW, THAT'S A FUCKING HOT NAME FOR AFUCKING HOT DUDE. 36 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:49,676 EVER CONSIDER A CAREER IN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT? 37 00:01:49,741 --> 00:01:52,846 I'M A BIG, BRIGHT, SHINING STAR. 38 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:55,548 [ FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ] 39 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,017 HEY, MIND IF I GET IN ON THAT ACTION? 40 00:01:58,084 --> 00:01:59,853 HEY! HEY! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 41 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:03,056 HEY, IT'S ONLY GAY IF OUR STAMENS TOUCH. 42 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:07,160 WELCOME TO FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, MIKAYLA. 43 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,828 ADOPT ANYONE YOU LIKE. 44 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:11,831 NO. NO. NO. NO. 45 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,200 [ GASPS ] THAT'S THE ONE! I WANT HIM! 46 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:18,972 LET'S ALL WELCOME OUR NEW FRIEND, MR. TYLER DURDEN! 47 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:21,975 I WANT YOU TO HIT ME IN THE FACE AS HARD AS YOU CAN. 48 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:23,042 NO, THANK YOU. 49 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:24,711 [ LAUGHS GOOFILY ] I'LL DO IT. 50 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,813 ♪♪ 51 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,681 CALL ME BITCH TITS, WILL YOU? 52 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:31,818 [ BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] 53 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,418 [ SIP! ] 54 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:37,223 Narrator: AND NOW WE WATCH AS THE SALMON SWIM UPSTREAM TO SPAWN. 55 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:40,059 AWW, I MISSED YOU LITTLE GUYS! 56 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,095 ♪♪ 57 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:44,063 YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY YOU'RE ALL HERE. 58 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,698 WELL, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 59 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:48,001 THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. 60 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,436 WE'RE TAKING "BATTLE OF THE EXES" UP A NOTCH. 61 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,805 PLEASE WELCOME X-MEN EXES, WOLVERINE AND JEAN GREY. 62 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:55,308 A TEAM OF MUTANTS? 63 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,911 THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. 64 00:02:57,977 --> 00:02:59,946 HAVING WOLVERINE AS A TEAMMATE? 65 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,749 WHEW! THINGS DID NOT END WELL BETWEEN US. 66 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:05,084 SHE FELL INTO THE OCEAN AND SLEPT IN A COCOON 67 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:08,321 WHILE HER EVIL TWIN KILLED A TRILLION INNOCENT ALIENS. 68 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:12,559 AND WHEN I WOKE UP, ALL MY SHOWS ON THE DVR WERE FUCKING GONE. 69 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,327 ALIENS ARE REAL? 70 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,563 THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. 71 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,364 PEOPLE DON'T THINK WE'RE REAL ATHLETES, 72 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:19,999 BUT JUST CHECK OUT THESE SCARS. 73 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:21,734 THIS ONE HERE IS FROM "RIVALS II." 74 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:23,603 OR MAYBE IT WAS "EXES II." 75 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:24,804 IT'S HARD TO KEEP 76 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,507 ALL MY AUTHENTIC ATHLETIC COMPETITIONS STRAIGHT. 77 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:28,841 [ BOTH MOANING ] YEAH. 78 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:30,577 I AM NOT GONNA LIE. 79 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,312 WOLVERINE LOOKS GOOD. 80 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,882 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS SLUT? 81 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,784 GO AHEAD. HIT ME, BITCH. 82 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,953 FUCK YOU, YOU MUTEY WHORE! 83 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,220 OW! 84 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:42,689 JEAN, STOP THIS. 85 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:48,928 NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 86 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:50,263 ME, NEITHER! 87 00:03:50,329 --> 00:03:51,764 [ BOTH MOANING ] 88 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:54,167 I'M NOT EVEN MAKING YOU DO IT ANYMORE. 89 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,301 FUCK OFF. 90 00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:02,075 [ Straining ] AT LEAST THIS WILL LEAVE A COOL SCAR. 91 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,410 JOHNNY BANANAS IS DEAD? 92 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,614 MEH. 93 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,350 SINCE THE OTHER GUYS ARE HOSPITALIZED OR DEAD, 94 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,951 YOU'RE THE ONLY TEAM LEFT. 95 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:13,953 CONGRATS. YOU GUYS KILLED IT. 96 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:17,523 BUT, WOLVERINE, YOU PHYSICALLY ASSAULTED SEVERAL PLAYERS. 97 00:04:17,589 --> 00:04:18,791 THIS ENDS YOUR TIME HERE. 98 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,630 YEAH, I GAVE INTO MY BERSERKER RAGE AND MURDERED A FEW PEOPLE. 99 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:27,367 BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS I FINALLY GOT CLOSURE WITH JEAN. 100 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,268 JEAN GREY, LEGALLY SPEAKING, 101 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:31,871 TELEKINESIS DOESN'T COUNT AS PHYSICAL ASSAULT, 102 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,373 SO YOU'RE THE WINNER. 103 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,074 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU KILLED IT. 104 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:36,009 WHOO-HOO! 105 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:37,909 BUT THERE'S ONE FINAL TWIST. 106 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:41,080 WE'RE STILL OBLIGATED TO DELIVER 13 EPISODES. 107 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:42,582 Announcer: ON NEXT WEEK'S "CHALLENGE"... 108 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:45,018 YEAH! WHOO! I'M KILLING IT. 109 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,353 I'M T.J. LAVIN. 110 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,355 WHAT'S NEXT, RIDDICK? 111 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:51,290 WE FIGHT OUR WAY TO THE POWER CORE 112 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:52,959 AND GET OFF THIS PLANET. 113 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,928 OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME. 114 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:57,864 KID, LEAVE GOD OUT OF THIS. 115 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,767 HE WANTS NO PART OF WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. 116 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:02,402 THE HELL I DON'T! 117 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:08,307 I MAY NOT ALWAYS SHOW UP, BUT IT'S NICE TO BE INVITED. 118 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:09,275 ON YOUR SIX. 119 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:12,445 [ LAUGHS ] YEAH! 120 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:15,048 Announcer: THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM. 121 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:16,849 THE PURGE HAS BEGUN. 122 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:19,485 ALL CRIME IS LEGAL FOR 12 HOURS. 123 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,456 [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] 124 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:26,092 I'D LIKE A KIDS' MEAL, PLEASE. 125 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,061 KING OF THE PURGE! 126 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:29,662 [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] 127 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:32,932 BAA! 128 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:36,803 [ SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING ] 129 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:38,271 BAA! 130 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:41,941 [ Suggestively ] BAA. 131 00:05:44,409 --> 00:05:47,447 [ ROARS ] 132 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:51,517 GOSH, MY FIRSTS DAY AT SCHOOL AS A REAL BOY. 133 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:53,119 HI, I'M PINOCCHIO. 134 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,288 I'M GONNA CALL YOU FAGGOT. FAGGOT 135 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:57,457 I USED TO BE MADE OUT OF A PILE OF STICKS, 136 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:59,726 SO I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU COULD MAKE THAT MIS-- 137 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,327 AAH! AAH! 138 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,296 IT'S P.B. AND J. 139 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,498 ALSO KNOWN AS THE POOR-KID SPECIAL. 140 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:06,733 I DON'T MIND. MMM. 141 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:08,534 I'M JUST HAPPY TO EAT LIKE A REAL B-- 142 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,303 [ GASPING ] 143 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:12,839 WHAT HAPPENED? 144 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:16,509 UH, APPARENTLY, YOU HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY. 145 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,177 AH. WHAT'S THAT FOR? 146 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:19,612 IT'S A CATHETER. 147 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:21,180 YOUR ALLERGIC REACTION CLOSED OFF YOUR PEE TUBE. 148 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:22,415 WHAT'S A PEE TUBE? 149 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,150 I'LL BE OUTSIDE. 150 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,619 [ DOOR SHUTS ] N-N-NOBODY'S EVERY TOUCHED MY PEE-PEE BEFORE. 151 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,054 YOU MAY FEEL A LITTLE PINCH. 152 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,923 [ SQUISH! ] [ SCREAMING ] 153 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:32,992 W-W-WHAT HAPPENED? 154 00:06:33,058 --> 00:06:34,894 THE CATHETER GAVE YOU A STAPH INFECTION. 155 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,363 AND SINCE YOU'VE ONLY BEEN A REAL BOY FOR A DAY, 156 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,665 YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM HASN'T DEVELOPED YET. 157 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,400 [ GASPING ] 158 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:43,236 Man: OH, NO! HE'S SEIZING! 159 00:06:43,302 --> 00:06:45,004 GET THE CRASH CART! 160 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,973 WE'LL HAVE TO MASSAGE HIS HEART. GET THE RIB SPREADER! 161 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:49,509 [ GASPING ] 162 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:52,178 [ FLATLINE ] 163 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,214 [ CRYING ] HEY, REAL BOYS DIE. 164 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,350 [ Mockingly ] BUT, NO, "I'M GEPPETTO. 165 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:00,253 I CAN'T BE HAPPY WITH THE WORLD'S ONLY SENTIENT PUPPET." 166 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:01,721 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 167 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:04,123 SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 168 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:07,393 THIS...BURGER'S...TERRIBLE! 169 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,529 YEAH, 'CAUSE I SHIT IN THE MEAT. 170 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,564 KING OF THE PURGE! 171 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:13,533 SORRY, FOLKS. WE'RE ALMOST SOLD OUT. 172 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,735 YOU ARE THE LAST UNICORN. 173 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:19,205 ♪♪ 174 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,706 HEY, MAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK 175 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,742 THE TEACHER'S GONNA LOOK LIKE THIS YEAR? 176 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:23,810 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 177 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:25,578 I HEAR HIRING HAS BEEN A REAL CHALLENGE 178 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:28,381 SINCE THE SCHOOL RELOCATED NEXT TO THAT DISGUSTING SWAMP. 179 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,917 WHAAAAAAA! 180 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,754 ♪ REAL SLIMY CREATURE 181 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,722 ♪ SHAKIN' IT FOR ME 182 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:40,693 ♪ CAN'T WAIT FOR THE AFTERNOON 183 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,361 ♪ WHEN THAT FINAL BELL RINGS 184 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:44,463 ♪ I'LL GET TO LEARN SOME OTHER THINGS ♪ 185 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:48,401 ♪ DETENTION IN YOUR SEXY-ASS LAGOON ♪ 186 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:51,971 ♪ IN MY PANTS, IN MY PANTS, IN MY PANTS ♪ 187 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,940 ♪ I'M HOT FOR CREATURE 188 00:07:56,576 --> 00:08:00,012 ♪ THAT THING COULD SHOW YOU BOOB IN CLASS ♪ 189 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,215 ♪ I'M HOT FOR CREATURE 190 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,020 [ GUITAR SOLO ] 191 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,461 TAKE IT, CREATURE! 192 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:18,531 [ DISCORDANT STRUMMING ] 193 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,633 [ BOOING ] 194 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,270 [ SCREAMING ] 195 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,138 NO! NO! NO! 196 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:27,440 [ ROARS ] 197 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:28,608 [ ALARM RINGING ] 198 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:29,709 [ GUN COCKS, FIRES ] 199 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:31,043 [ TIRES SCREECH, DOOR SHUTS ] 200 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:32,445 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 201 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:39,018 ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? 202 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:40,653 I'M AS READY AS I'LL EVER BE, DEVIN. 203 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,554 GOOD LUCK, MR. PREDATOR. 204 00:08:42,621 --> 00:08:43,923 AAH! [ SNAP! ] 205 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:48,828 THIS ISN'T THE DROP ZONE! 206 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:49,996 [ ZAP! ] 207 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:52,331 TAKE COVER BEHIND THE PIER 1 IMPORTS HAMMOCK! 208 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,736 I THINK IT'S TIME TO GET A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE ACTION 209 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,104 WITH THE GUYS. 210 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:04,577 ICE BUCKETS? ROSE PETALS? WHAT THE HELL? 211 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,812 BUT THIS PLACE HAS AN INCREDIBLE HOUSEKEEPER. 212 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,214 VERY SEXY. WAIT! 213 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,548 WHERE'S HAWKINS AND BLAIN? 214 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:10,917 UP HERE! 215 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:17,390 OOH, CHAMPAGNE. 216 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:18,724 BLAIN, NO! 217 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,126 AAH! 218 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,494 BLAIN! 219 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,995 THINGS WERE HEATING UP, 220 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,264 BUT I FIGURED I'D HELP THEM ALONG EVEN MORE. 221 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:26,832 WHAT DO YOU THINK, DEVIN? 222 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,769 [ Goofy voice ] OH, I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, MR. PREDATOR. 223 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:34,807 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ] 224 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,842 SHOULD I CALL FOR BACKUP? MAYBE. 225 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,845 BUT, HEY, YOU DON'T LOOK A GIFT FANTASY SUITE IN THE MOUTH. 226 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,415 [ GASPS ] YO, A FREE HEAD! 227 00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:45,351 [ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ] 228 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,953 AAH!! HUH? 229 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:53,859 PANCHO'S NOT A BOOK, JUST A STACK OF UNBOUND PAPERS. 230 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:57,096 NO SPINE! UGH. 231 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:58,397 YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME? 232 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:01,767 I'M NOT GONNA LIE. IT FEELS NICE BEING FOUGHT OVER. 233 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,302 WHAT DO YOU THINK, DEVIN? 234 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,037 HEY. WHO -- WHO TOOK MY HEAD? 235 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,272 OH, NO! 236 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,940 MAC -- HE'S POSSESSED! 237 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,643 THIS HOUSE! IT'S, H-HAUNTED 238 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,545 WITH THE G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-- 239 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:13,980 I GET IT! RUN! 240 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,151 I'LL DISTRACT THE MONSTER, 241 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:21,587 YOU JUST GET YOUR ASS OVER THAT WALL. 242 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,627 WHO AM I KIDDING? BITCHES STICK TOGETHER. 243 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:29,495 [ GRUNTS ] 244 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,964 EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN! 245 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:34,433 TAKE CARE OF DEVIN. 246 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,135 [ GROANS ] 247 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,070 YOU CAME BACK FOR ME. 248 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,505 I COULDN'T SAVE ANY OF YOU! 249 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,073 [ SOBBING ] NO! 250 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,576 Announcer: NEXT SEASON ON "THE PREDATORETTE," 251 00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:46,345 THIS SEXY HOUSEKEEPER HAS A BUN IN THE OVEN, 252 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:47,913 BUT WHO'S THE FATHER? 253 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,048 OH, NO! 254 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,082 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 255 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,417 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 256 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,419 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 257 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,587 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 258 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:55,921 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 259 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,757 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 260 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:58,758 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 261 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,092 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 262 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,094 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 263 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,330 BA-GAWK! 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