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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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Man: IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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YAY, SKIP-IT IS FUN!
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YOU'RE SKIPPING IT
TOO FAST!
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AAH,
I CAN'T SLOW IT DOWN!
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AAH, AAH!
PLEASE HELP ME!
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AAH!
EW, I'M SORRY!
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MISS STEELE, MR. PENNYBAGS
IS READY TO BE INTERVIEWED.
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TO WHAT DO YOU OWE
YOUR SUCCESS?
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EASY.
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I HAVE ALL
THE ORANGE MONEY.
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WHEE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
I'VE GOT WHAT I NEED.
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[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
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[ MOANING ]
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BALTIC.
ORIENTAL, WATER WORKS...
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ARE MY SEXUAL PREFERENCES.
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CARE TO TAKE A CHANCE,
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OR WOULD YOU RATHER
GO...DIRECTLY TO JAIL?
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WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?
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I HAVE VERY
SINGULAR TASTES.
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THEY'RE BUTT PLUGS...
FOR YOUR PARK PLACE.
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NO!
[ GASPS ]
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I'M ALWAYS THE RACECAR!
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OH, I'M GONNA MAKE IT RAIN
ALL OVER YOUR COMMUNITY CHEST!
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IF THINGS GET TOO HOT,
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CAN I USE MY
"GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" CARD?
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ROLL THE DICE
AND FIND OUT.
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I CAN'T.
MY HANDS ARE TIED UP.
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EH, TOO BAD.
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I COULD USED SOME HELP GETTING
THIS RACECAR OUT OF MY ASS.
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I LOVE DANCING!
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WHEE!
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FROM NOW ON,
DANCING IS ILLEGAL!
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HEY, EVERYBODY!
LET'S DANCE!
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♪♪
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I WAS WRONG.
DANCING IS LEGAL AGAIN!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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LET'S DA--
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MISTAKES WERE MADE.
DANCING IS ILLEGAL YET AGAIN.
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OH, MRS. BUTTERWORTH, MAY I HAVE
SOME MORE SYRUP, PLEASE?
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SURE, BILLY.
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POP MY TOP!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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OH, YEAH, BILLY.
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YOU LIKE WHEN MRS. BUTTERWORTH
GET STICKY
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ALL OVER YOUR FLAPJACKS?
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I WANT TO SEE
MY GOOEY SWEETNESS
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CAKED ALL OVER YOUR MOUTH,
BILLY.
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MM-HMM.
THAT'S IT.
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OH. OHHH!
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UH, T-THANKS,
MRS. BUTTERWORTH?
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NO, BILLY.
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THANK YOU.
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LET'S BE FIRM THIS TIME.
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THE FATE OF THE "TRANSFORMERS"
FRANCHISE DEPENDS ON IT.
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MR. BAY,
P-PLEASE PUT ON SOME PANTS.
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I HEAR YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES
WITH THE SCRIPT FOR "T5".
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UH, YES.
WELL, THE UH, THE PE-PE-PE--
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UH, THE STORY SEEMS
RATHER NONSENSICAL.
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I APPROVED
THESE CHANGES MYSELF.
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SEE, THIS SCENE HERE,
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PRIME REVEALS HE'S FROM
THE PLANET MAGNETRON.
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BUT OPTIMUS PRIME
IS FROM CYBERTRON.
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NO, I EXPLAIN
ALL THAT HERE.
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HE ARRIVED ON CYBERTRON
AS A BOY.
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AUTOBOTS AREN'T
EVER CHILDREN.
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AND MET THE AUTOBOTS
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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THERE ARE NO
HIGH SCHOOLS ON --
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AND HE INVENTED TRANSFORMING
IN METAL SHOP.
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THAT'S ABSURD!
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AND HE HOLDS THE PATENT,
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SO THE DECEPTICONS OWE HIM
A LOT OF MONEY.
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MR. BAY, THAT'S ENOUGH!
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WE AT HASBRO --
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MR. BAY, PLEASE.
MY SINUSES.
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OOH!
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MR. BAY, I MUST PROTEST!
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[ ICE RATTLES ]
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MR. BAY, P-PLEASE.
PLEASE.
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MARTINI, GENTLEMEN?
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WE ARE NOT
IN A FESTIVE MOOD.
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MORE FOR ME.
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[ SLURPING ]
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WE AT --
WE HAVE NO FURTHER NOTES.
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THANK YOU!
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YOU KNOW, MORTIMER,
PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME
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"WHERE DO YOU
GET THE BALLS
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TO MAKE MOVIE
THAT FUCKING AWESOME?!"
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AND I ALWAYS RESPOND
"NOT BALLS.
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TO MAKE MOVIES
THIS FUCKING AWESOME,
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YOU NEED
A PREHENSILE PENIS."
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♪♪
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AAH!
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SHARK BJ!
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[ German accent ]
YEAH, WHAT IS IT, FRITZ?
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YEAH. SO, FIRST OF ALL,
HEIL HITLER.
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SECOND OF ALL, I LEFT HALF
A SANDWICH IN THE FRIDGE
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THAT WAS CLEARLY LABELED
WITH MY NAME ON IT,
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AND NOW IT'S GONE.
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EH, THAT HAPPENS.
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YEAH, YEAH,
IT DOES HAPPEN,
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BUT THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME
IN TWO WEEKS, SO...
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ARE YOU ACCUSING THE FUHRER
OF STEALING YOUR SANDWICH?
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
I AM NOT ACCUSING ANYBODY,
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COMMANDER HIMMLER,
BUT I KNOW
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ONLY THE THREE OF US
USE THAT FRIDGE,
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AND I DID NOT STEAL
MY OWN HALF-SANDWICH.
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THEN CLEARLY
HIMMLER TOOK IT.
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MEIN FUHRER!
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RESPECTFULLY, I DID NOT
TAKE THE SANDWICH.
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THEN, BY PROCESS
OF ELIMINATION,
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YOU'RE SAYING
I TOOK THE SANDWICH.
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WELL, IT WAS YOU OR ME,
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AND I KNOW IT WASN'T ME.
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SO...
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FRITZ, BE HONEST.
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WHICH OF US IS MORE LIKELY TO
HAVE STOLEN YOUR SANDWICH?
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WELL, LET ME -- HMM.
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KEEP IN MIND THAT ONLY ONE OF US
MURDERED 6 MILLION JEWS.
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YES. EXACTLY.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"YES, EXACTLY"?
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I MURDERED 6 MILLION JEWS.
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CLEARLY I'M A GOOD PERSON!
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I WOULDN'T STEAL
A SANDWICH!
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I NEED TO TREAD
REALLY CAREFULLY HERE.
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SHOULD I HAVE NOT MURDERED
6 MILLION JEWS?
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YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD HAVE.
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MURDERING JEWS IS GOOD.
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SO ANYONE WHO MURDERS JEWS
IS GOOD, RIGHT, GUYS?
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AGAIN, I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO
THINK ABOUT MY CHOICE OF WORDS.
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FRITZ!
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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AM I A GOOD PERSON?
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[ Laughing ] I MEAN, I MEAN,
GOOD AND EVIL --
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IT'S ALL RELATIVE.
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PUSSY.
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WELL, HISTORICALLY SPEAKING,
MURDER...IS BAD.
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NOT ALWAYS!
NO, NO, NO.
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JUST IN A GENERAL
BROAD-STROKE KIND OF WAY.
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WHAT ABOUT MURDERING TURKEYS
TO EAT THEM?
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IS THAT BAD?
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DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
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WHILE YOU WERE MAKING YOUR
TURKEY SANDWICH, FRITZ?
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DOES MAKING A TURKEY SANDWICH
MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON?
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I NEVER SAID IT WAS
A TURKEY SANDWICH.
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I-I --
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I ADMIT IT.
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I STOLE YOUR SANDWICH,
FRITZ.
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THEREFORE,
I AM A BAD PERSON.
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THEREFORE, A BAD PERSON
KILLED 6 MILLION JEWS.
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THEREFORE, MAYBE KILLING
6 MILLION JEWS WAS WRONG.
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WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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MEIN FUHRER, ONLY A BAD PERSON
WOULD KILL 6 MILLION JEWS,
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BUT ONLY A GOOD PERSON
WOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.
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DANKE, FRITZ.
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AH, COME ON.
ARE WE BRINGING IT IN?
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OH, WE'RE BRINGING IT IN.
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MOVING IS ALWAYS SCARY,
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ESPECIALLY IF YOUR NEW HOUSE
HOLDS A DARK SECRET.
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SUBMITTED FOR THE APPROVAL
OF THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY,
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I CALL THIS STORY...
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APPROVAL DENIED!
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EVERY STORY MUST BEGIN
WITH "THE TALE OF..."
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YOU'RE NOT HEMINGWAY.
STICK TO THE FUCKING FORMAT.
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[ GROANS ]
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SUBMITTED FOR THE APPROVAL
OF THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY...
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"THE TALE
OF HOME SWEET HOME"?
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UGH! I'M SORRY.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE TELLING
GHOST STORIES,
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NOT PITCHING NEW AROMAS
TO YANKEE CANDLE.
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GARY!
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OH, SO I'M THE BAD GUY,
RIGHT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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PUT THE SALT DOWN,
GARY!
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I STARTED THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY.
I CAN END IT!
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OH, WOW!
GARY'S ON FIRE!
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GOD, THIS BURNS!
WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?
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DOES ANYBODY
HAVE A BLANKET?!
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THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD!
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KONG!
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[ KONG GROWLS ]
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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ GRUNTING MUSICALLY ]
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WIGGINS, DID YOU WALK
KONG LIKE I ASKED?
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UHH...
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[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]
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AAH!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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[ MOANS ]
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WIGGINS,
YOU ARE SO FUCKING FIRED!
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[ BABBLING ]
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OH, MY SWEET DAUGHTER,
BETTY.
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WHAT IS THERE TO BE DONE
WITH YOU?
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UNCLE SAMMY,
SUSANNA SAD ASS IS BACK.
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SHOULD I TELL HER
TO FUCK THE HELL OFF?
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NO, BITCH PUDDING.
[ CHUCKLES ] SEND HER IN.
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SUSANNA!!!
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I'M SORRY, REVEREND.
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DR. GRIGGS SAID
THAT HER SICKNESS
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MAY BE THE RESULT OF...
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unnatural causes.
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MY DAUGHTER'S ILLNESS IS NOT
SUPERNATURAL, SUSANNA.
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YEAH FUCK THE HELL
ON OFF.
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EVERYONE'S SAYING THERE'S
WITCHCRAFT ALL AROUND,
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RUNNING THEIR DICK SUCKING
MOUTHS ABOUT SPELLS AND SHIT?
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AND WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM?
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THAT TITUBA FORCED MY DAUGHTER
AND NIECE
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TO CAVORT WITH SPIRITS
IN THE FOREST?
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PSH! THERE WEREN'T NO SPIRITS
OUT THERE.
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THEN WHAT WAS GOING ON?
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SHOW YOUR TITS!
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WHOO!
[ LAUGHS ]
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YEAH!
YOU CRAZY, GIRL.
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
YEAH!
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NOTHING.
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THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
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THAT WITCHCRAFT IS AT PLAY
IN THIS TOWN!
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DIRTY, FILTHY WITCHCRAFT!
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MS. PUDDING, WOULD YOU GIVE
YOUR ACCOUNT OF WHAT HAPPENED?
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IT WASN'T NO WHACK-ASS
WITCHCRAFT.
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YOU SEE? JUST STUPID LITTLE
GIRLS HAVING FUN.
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STUPID?
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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HE'S RIGHT.
WE WERE JUST HAVING FUN...
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WITH THE DEVIL!
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[ SPECTATORS MURMUR ]
OH, CHRIST.
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IT WAS HORRIBLE, MR. HALE.
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TITUBA WAS DANCING
WITH THE DEVIL,
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AND I'M NOT SAYING
I SAW ANYTHING,
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00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,837
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
HE PENETRATED HER.
236
00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:32,672
ALL RIGHT.
237
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,440
IN THE FART BLASTER!
238
00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:37,243
UGH!
UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH.
239
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,210
YEAH, YEAH.
[ IMITATES FART ]
240
00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:40,780
UH-HUH. UH-HUH. MM-HMM.
UH, YES.
241
00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,749
I ALSO SAW GOODY PUTNAM
DANCING WITH THE DEVIL.
242
00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:44,784
[ SPECTATORS GASP ]
YES.
243
00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,085
IN THE FART BLASTER?
244
00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,753
AND THE HALIBUT HOLE!
245
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,388
RIGHT AFTER SHE REFUSED
TO GIVE ME
246
00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:50,823
A COUPLE BUCKS
TO BUY CANDY.
247
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,025
HMM. WHO ELSE?
248
00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,394
WHO ELSE?
249
00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,863
[ GROANING ]
250
00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,032
STOP! SHE'S LYING!
251
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,101
SHE'S TRYING TO GET REVENGE
ON MY HUSBAND
252
00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,070
BECAUSE HE WON'T LAY
WITH HER ANYMORE!
253
00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:05,304
AND WHAT PROOF HAVE YOU?
254
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,206
I MANAGED TO CAPTURE THEM
DOING IT.
255
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,108
Man: [ GASPS ]
PHOTOGRAPH?
256
00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,242
SHE'S A WITCH!
257
00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:11,410
[ LAUGHS ]
258
00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:14,246
AND SHE'S A GIRL
WHO HAD SEX!
259
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,014
GET HER!
260
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:15,815
UH-OH.
261
00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:16,849
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
262
00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,451
AT LEAST I CAN REST EASY
263
00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:21,053
KNOWING THAT LYING
HARLOT BITCH PUDDING
264
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,588
WILL BURN ALONGSIDE ME.
265
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,724
I'M NOT BITCH PUDDING!
I'M BETTY!
266
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,859
MY AWFUL COUSIN KNOCKED ME OUT
IN THE BATHROOM,
267
00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,094
AND NOW I'M HERE!
268
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,196
THEN WHERE'S BITCH PU--
269
00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,465
[ SCREAMS ]
270
00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:35,568
[ CLEARS THROAT ] THIS HAS BEEN
ARTHUR MILLER'S "THE CRUCIBLE".
271
00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:38,804
REMEMBER, KIDS, WRITE A SHITTY,
THINLY VEILED METAPHOR
272
00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,272
FOR McCARTHYISM,
273
00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:42,308
AND YOU, TOO, CAN STICK
YOUR LIMP-ASS CANDLE
274
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,010
UP MARILYN MONROE'S WIND TUNNEL.
275
00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:46,145
COPYRIGHT ELTON JOHN
AND BERNIE TAUPIN.
276
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:49,015
PEACE!
277
00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:52,518
[ CHICKEN CLUCKING THEME SONG ]
278
00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:03,062
BA-GOK!
279
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,163
Man: BOK.
280
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,000
[ MONKEY CHATTERS ]
281
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,569
[ SLAP! ]
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