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[ SCANNER WHIRRING ]
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[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THEME MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ LIGHTNING CRASHES ]
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HERE ME, XANATOS,
YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR,
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AND, TOMORROW, I WILL END YOU!
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GOLIATH IS COMING FOR YOU!
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ONE MORE STONE SLEEP AND THEN
MY FURY WILL BE UNLEASHED.
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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[ COOING ]
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[ FARTING ]
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HEY, GOLIATH!
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IT'S ME, XANATOS!
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HYAH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, THAT WAS EASIER THAN I --
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[ GRUNTS ] FUCK
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ CHIME ]
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[ WHISTLING ]
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[ CHIME ]
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[ WHISTLE ]
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OH, I KNEW
THAT WAS A BAD IDEA.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
WILL WIN HER HEART?
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OPEN TRADE RELATIONS
WITH CHINA.
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NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TRADE
RELATIONS WITH CHINA, DICK!
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I HAVE A HUGE SURPRISE.
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SO DO I!
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-OKAY, YOU FIRST!
-NO, YOU FIRST.
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OKAY, TOGETHER --
ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
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ONE, TWO, THREE!
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I'M PREGNANT.
-I LIKE TO EAT BABIES!
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-OH, MY GOD!
-THAT'S FANTASTIC!
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♪♪
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HUH? BUT IF I WORE THAT HAT
TO WORK, THEN --
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[ GASPS ] OH, NO!
MY HABERDASHER!
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HELLO, THIS MESSAGE IS
FOR BRIAN "ODDJOB" KIMORA.
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IT'S AL WOODLEY,
DOWN AT WEST END HABERDASHERY.
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SO, FIRST OF ALL, FUCK YOU.
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WANTED TO GET
THAT ONE OUT OF THE WAY
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BEFORE I DIED OF BLOOD LOSS.
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SECOND OF ALL,
YOUR HAT WILL BE READY
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FOR PICKUP AFTER 3:00 P.M.
ON THURSDAY.
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HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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[ ROARING ]
Man: GODZILLA'S
DESTROYING OUR CITY!
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OH, HE'S SO ANGRY AND VIOLENT!
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WHY?!
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[ ROARING ]
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SHARK ATTACK!
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ANOTHER LONELY NIGHT
FOR DOCTOR MANHATTAN.
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ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS LEAVE ME
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BECAUSE MY EXPOSED PENIS
MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE...
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AND I GIVE THEM CANCER.
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[ SLURPING ]
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LATER, I WILL URINATE
THIS SODA OUT OF MY PENIS HOLE.
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THE FUTURE IS THE PAST
AND THE PRESENT ALL AT ONCE.
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WE WANT PLEASE
TO HAVE THREE ORANGE SODAS!
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AND THE VICKS VapoRub
TO MAKE MY BODY
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FEEL LIKE
A GIANT MENTHOL CIGARETTE.
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SORRY,
WE DON'T CARRY VapoRub.
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WHOA!
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MANY THANKS,
HUGE GLOW STICK!
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WE IS GOING TO PARTY NOW.
YOU COME?
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THOUGH TIME IS SHAPELESS,
3:00 A.M. SEEMS LATE TO GO OUT.
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NO, IS EARLY!
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WE ARE ALWAYS PARTYING!
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WE ARE NEVER
NOT PARTYING!
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[ TECHNO PLAYING ]
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[ SNIFFING ]
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[ TECHNO CONTINUES ]
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[ CHEERING ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ CHEERING ]
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[ TECHNO CONTINUES ]
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OH, MY GOSH,
IS SO MUCH FUN LAST NIGHT.
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WE IS TIME
FOR BREAKFAST MIMOSAS?
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NO, WE IS TIME FOR YOU TO GET
THE FUCK OUT OF MY APARTMENT.
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YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAD
STRAIGHT TO CHEMOTHERAPY.
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THIS IS A CARJACKING!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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OH, MAN!
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DID THAT GUY PICK THE WRONG CAR.
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-DO YOU THINK HE BOUGHT IT?
-SHUT UP AND KISS ME!
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[ SMOOCHING ]
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THEY BOUGHT IT.
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
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TO FEEL A HUMAN INSIDE ME.
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STEP ON MY PEDAL.
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WOW, OH, WOW!
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[ INTERCOM CHIMES ]
Pilot: UH, FOLKS,IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION
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WE HAVE A PASSENGER ABOARDWITH A PEANUT ALLERGY,
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SO DUE TO F.A.A. REGULATIONS,
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WE HAD TO DUMP ALL PEANUTSFROM THE PLANE.
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WHICH IS HIGHLY UNFORTUNATEFOR ALL OF YOU.
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THIS IS CAPTAIN MR. PEANUT
SIGNING OFF.
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WHOO!
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YAHOO!
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OH, MY MONOCLE!
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UGH, WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT THING?!
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I AM KUATO, MR. QUAID.
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YOU LOOK LIKE THAT BABY
THAT GOT EATEN BY THAT GUY
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AND YOU'RE TRYING TO PUSH
YOUR WAY OUT OF HIS STOMACH!
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THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED
AT ALL.
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UGH, WHY ARE YOU ALL SLIMY?!
DO YOU HAVE A COLD OR SOMETHING?
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I DO NOT HAVE A COLD,
MR. QUAID.
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YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN WIPING YOUR NOSE
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WITH YOUR LITTLE
BABY ARMS
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AND THEN SMEARING IT
ALL OVER YOUR BODY.
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TAKE MY HANDS,
MR. QUAID.
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[ SQUISH ]
UGH!
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IT'S ALL GOOEY,
AND IT SMELLS!
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IT DOES NOT SMELL!
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UGH, NOW IT SMELLS
LIKE IT'S SMELLY!
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[ GRUNTING ]
OH, NO!
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Man: [ British accent ]
THE WORLD'S MOST EFFICIENT
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PREDATORS
CALL THE OCEAN THEIR HOME --
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THE ORCA,
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THE GIANT SQUID,
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AND OF COURSE,
THE DREADED KNIFE SHARK.
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THE KNIFE SHARK
IS AN EFFICIENT KILLER.
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WHEN HE KILLS HIS PREY,
HE REMOVES EVERYTHING OF VALUE.
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THE KNIFE SHARK WILL ADAPT
TO HIS PREY'S OCCUPATION
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AND WILL RISE WITHIN THE RANKS
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OF HIS PREY'S REAL ESTATE
DEVELOPMENT FIRM.
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THE KNIFE SHARK WILL MATE
WITH HIS PREY'S WIFE.
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THE KNIFE SHARK WILL GO SHOPPING
FOR A NEW VACUUM CLEANER,
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BUT WILL NOT SIGN UP
FOR A COUPLES' COOKING CLASS.
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THE KNIFE SHARK HAS ALREADY
GIVEN UP HALF HIS SATURDAY.
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THE KNIFE SHARK WILL ULTIMATELY
NOT HOLD HIS MARRIAGE TOGETHER,
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DESPITE MONTHS
OF COUPLES COUNSELING.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ BOTH ROARING ]
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[ BOTH WHINING ]
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TINKER BELL,
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!
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HUH?
WHO ARE YOU?
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MY NAME
IS PINKER BELL.
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I'LL BE
YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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BUT I ALREADY HAVE
A BEST FRIEND -- TINKER BELL.
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YES, BUT I'LL LET YOU
PUT IT IN MY...
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[ WHISPERING ]
UH!
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OH, PINKER BELL
IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND.
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SORRY, TINKER BELL.
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AND WHO ARE YOU?
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MY NAME IS STINKER BELL,
AND I'LL LET YOU...
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[ WHISPERING ]
STINKER BELL WINS!
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WELL, YOU CAN'T COMPETE
WITH THAT.
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♪♪
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[ FIRE CRACKLING ]
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OH, NO,
THE TWIN OAK TREE HOUSES!
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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NO TIME FOR THAT NOW.
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WE GOT
TO RESCUE THOSE PETS!
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MARSHAL!
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[ BARKS ]
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OH, NO!
LOOK!
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I'VE GOT YOU!
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YOU'VE GOT ME.
WHO'S GOT YOU?
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OH, YOU HAVE A JET PACK.
THAT ANSWERS THAT.
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OH, NO!
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GOLLY, HOW DID THE TREE HOUSE
CATCH FIRE?
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IT WAS...THAT CAT!
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[ GROWLS ]
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WHY DO
THEY HATE US SO MUCH?
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WHY?!
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RUBBLE,
YOU BUILT THOSE TREE HOUSES.
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ARE YOU SURE
THEY'LL HOLD TOGETHER
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UNTIL WE CAN RESCUE
THOSE PETS?
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I'D BET MY LIFE
ON IT, RYDER.
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[ CRACKING ]
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OH, NO!
MARSHAL, CHASE!
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RUBBLE
ON THE DOUBLE.
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NO!
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[ HOWLING ]
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[ MEOWS ]
PAW PATROL IS ON A ROLL,
MOTHER-[BLEEP]!
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[ GUNFIRE ]
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♪♪
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YOU KNOW
WHAT THE BEST PART IS?
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-WHAT'S THAT?
-CATS HATE WATER.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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GOOD JOB
SOLVING THE MYSTERY
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OF THE ABANDONED
SHIPPING FACTORY, GANG.
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THE GRAY GHOST
WAS JUST A GUY IN A COSTUME.
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I DID NOT SEE
THAT COMING.
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SO WHERE TO NEXT,
GANG?
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WELL, THERE'S
THE DESERTED AMUSEMENT PARK,
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AN OLD VACANT MANSION,
AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE,
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AN ABANDONED HOTEL,
A SHUTTERED HOSPITAL,
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AND ANOTHER
ABANDONED HOTEL.
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THE ECONOMY ISN'T GETTING
BETTER, IS IT?
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YOU'VE BEEN IMPLANTED
WITH A DEVICE, PICARD.
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ANSWER INCORRECTLY, AND YOU
WILL FEEL UNIMAGINABLE PAIN.
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WHY AM I NAKED?!
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-YOU HAVE A NICE ASS AND DICK.
-FAIR ENOUGH.
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HOW MANY LIGHTS
DO YOU SEE?
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THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
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HOW MANY LIGHTS
DO YOU SEE?
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[ GROANS ]
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FIVE LIGHTS!
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[ BELL DINGS ]
CORRECT.
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WHICH FAMOUS PLAYWRIGHT
WROTE "MACBETH"?
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SHAKESPE-- UH, UM...
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TYLER PERRY?
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00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,912
CONGRATULATIONS!
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00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:09,916
YOU JUST WON
A BRAND-NEW 2016 FORD FUSION!
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[ CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
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Man: AND NOW THE KARMA SUTRA,
BROUGHT TO YOU
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BY EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SINGER
OF LISTS, YAKKO WARNER.
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[ POLKA MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪♪
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♪ ...BLACK CHERRY'S
ON MY MENU... ♪
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[ GASPING ]
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HOLY SHIT, THERE'S MORE!?
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00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:11,477
♪ THERE'S NOTHING
THAT'S CALLED THE JURASSIC ♪
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♪ BUT THERE'S LAWYER ON TOILET
AND CRUNCH ♪
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[ SCREAMS ]
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♪ ...ANAL INVADER NAMED CHIP
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[ GASPS ] OH, GOD!
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♪ WE'RE GOING FROM WARMER
TO HOT ♪
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♪ LET'S TRY THESE POSITIONS
ON DOT ♪
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UH, WHAT?!
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[ CLUCKING THEME SONG ]
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BA-GOK!
BOK.
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LET'S TRY
THE FRIDGE SPLITTER AGAIN!
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OH, GOD!
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[ MONKEY COOING ]
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[ CHIRP, SLAP ]
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♪♪
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