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♪♪
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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♪♪
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IT'S ALIVE!
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♪♪
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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♪♪
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[ BEEPING ]
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HEY, GUYS, IT'S PLUTO!
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I THINK MY INVITE
TO THE PLANET PARTY GOT LOST.
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OH, THOSE DICKS.
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I'LL SHOW THEM.
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I'LL HAVE MY OWN PARTY
WITH MY REAL FRIENDS.
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DID SOMEBODY SAY PARTY?
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HI, ERIS.
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HI, CERES.
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DWARF PLANET PARTY,
BABY!
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THE THREE AMIGOS!
WE ARE SO MONEY!
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MY MOM MADE
GLUTEN-FREE BROWNIES!
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I GOT A TWO-LITER
OF MOUNTAIN DEW!
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I HAVE EVERY
"VAMPIRE DIARIES" ON MY DVR!
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SO, IF WE MAKE YOU
A PLANET AGAIN,
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YOU'LL
SUCK ALL OUR DICKS
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YEAH.
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I'M IN!
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OF COURSE YOU'RE IN,
URANUS.
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
OH.
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I'M CONSTIPATED.
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[ TWINKLES NOSE ]
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[ POOPS ]
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[ SPLASH ]
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PHEW!
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THAT'S BETTER.
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COME ON, THERE'S NO WAY THIS
DIDN'T HAPPEN AT SOME POINT.
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MMM!
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THESE PEANUT BUTTER
AND JAM SANDWICHES
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ARE DELICIOUS,
RESPECTABLE RABBIT.
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THEY DO TASTE A LITTLE SALTY,
POSITIVE PIG.
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OH, MY!
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WHAT IS IT, POSITIVE PIG?
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SOMEONE'S PUT JIZ JARS
ON THE JAM JAR SHELF!
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[ BOTH SPIT ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
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WELL, HIYA, EVERYONE!
I SEE YOU FOUND MY JIZ JAR!
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT,
PICKLE JOE!
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YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!
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♪♪
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WE'VE GOT
A HOSTAGE SITUATION.
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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
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PLEASE, WHOEVER YOU ARE,
JUST GIVE US YOUR DEMANDS. OVER.
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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
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SON OF A BITCH!
WE'RE GOING IN!
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[ OFFICERS SHOUTING ]
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
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SURRENDER! IT'S OVER!
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THAT'S THE SECRET WORD!
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YOU SAID OVER!
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[ SCREAMING ]
[ GUNFIRE ]
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Officer: FREEZE!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
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I KNOW YOU ARE,
BUT WHAT AM --
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AAH!
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SIMON SAYS TOUCH YOUR NOSE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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GOOD.
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SIMON SAYS PAT YOUR HEAD.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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GOOD.
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SIMON SAYS
PUT YOUR BATHING SUIT AREA
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UP AGAINST THE TV SCREEN.
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GOOD.
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ALVIN'S NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN SCORE WITH THE LADIES.
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[ SLURPING ]
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AND I DECLARE
SAMMY'S SHRIMP SHACK
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THE REAL WINNER.
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SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON
"MAN VS. FOOD."
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[ STOMACH GROWLING ]
HEY, ADAM,
GREAT EPISODE TODAY.
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SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
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I JUST ATE 12 POUNDS
OF POPCORN SHRIMP!
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WHAT THE HELL?
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WHERE IS MY TOILET?
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YOU'LL NEVER HURT ME AGAIN!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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FREEDOM!
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OH, OH NO!
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OH.
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OH, GOD!
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NO.
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IT'S HAPPENING!
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IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!
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PURPLE RAIN!
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PURPLE RAIN!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YEAH!
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[ GAGGING ]
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HI, I'M "ROBOT CHICKEN"
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.
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AND I'M EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
MATTHEW SENREICH.
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YOU KNOW, WE AT "ROBOT CHICKEN"
LOVE TELEVISION,
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BUT WE ONLY GET TO WATCH
SO MUCH.
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SO HERE'S A COUPLE OF SKETCHES
BASED ON SHOWS
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THAT WE'VE NEVER SEEN.
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HONEY, I'M HOME.
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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GOOD.
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WELL, THAT WAS TERRIBLE.
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GREEN MACHINE OUT!
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I STILL
BELIEVE IN THE SKETCH.
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[ SIREN CHIRPS ]
Man:
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
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THIS POOR GUY
DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS.
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BUT HE'S GONNA DIE...
ON THIS HIGHWAY.
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I LIKE THIS STILL.
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[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
OH, THE WAY YOU STOOD UP
TO BLACK BART,
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IT GOT MY HEART RACING.
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I NEED TO DO THINGS.
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UH, I, UH --
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?
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AREN'T YOU ATTRACTED TO ME?
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UH, I, UM...
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[ GUNSHOT ZINGS ]
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ALL RIGHT, I WAS WRONG.
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OW.
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IT'S A FUCKING
NORMAL CHAIR.
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WHAT YOU DO
ISN'T MY THING,
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BUT STILL, I HAVE
MAD RESPECT FOR YOU.
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WORD.
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MOMMY! HURRY UP!
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I WANT IT!
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SIR, MY DAUGHTER WANTS
AN AMERICAN GIRL DOLL
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THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER.
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I'LL CHECK IN THE BACK
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AND SEE IF WE HAVE
A BABY BELUGA WHALE CORPSE
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WE CAN STUFF WITH
LUNCHABLES.
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OH! YOU RUDE MAN!
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I DEMAND
TO SEE THE MANAGER.
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YES?
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE ISSUE?
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I'M TRYING TO FIND
AN AMERICAN GIRL DOLL
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THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE
MY DAUGHTER.
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I'M SURE WE CAN FIND
THE RIGHT DOLL, MADAM.
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HURRY UP!
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WE'LL JUST STUFF THIS THING
FULL OF LUNCHABLES
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AND, YOU KNOW, LICKETY SPLIT,
WE'RE ALL GOOD.
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OH, THIS STORE
IS AN INSANE ASYLUM.
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WE'RE LEAVING.
COME ALONG, BETHANY.
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[ DOOR OPENS, BELL RINGS ]
DAMN IT ALL!
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I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.
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HEY, PAL,
I DON'T MEAN TO PRY,
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BUT WHY DID YOU PAY US
SO MUCH MONEY
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TO INSULT YOUR OWN DAUGHTER
THIS WAY?
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I'M TRYING
TO SCARE HER STRAIGHT.
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SHE'S TOO FAT,
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AND HER MOTHER LET'S HER EAT
WHATEVER SHE WANTS.
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AND NOW WE LAY
YOUNG BETHANY TO REST.
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[ FORK LIFT BEEPING ]
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GOD DAMN IT, NO,
YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!
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I'M SORRY, ARE WE NOT DOING
THIS BIT ANYMORE?
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WAIT,
THAT WASN'T BETHANY?
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DANGER!
DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!
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[ SCOFFS ] IT'S ALWAYS
"DANGER THIS, WILL ROBINSON,
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DANGER THAT, WILL ROBINSON."
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HOW COME YOU NEVER MENTION
ME IN YOUR WARNINGS?
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SORRY,
LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN.
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DANGER!
DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!
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DR. SMITH
IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
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UH...
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Man: AND NOW PLEASE WELCOMESUPERSTAR DEEJAY STEVE AOKI!
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MAKE SOME NOISE!
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Man 1: CAKE ME, STEVE!
CAKE ME!
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Man 2: NOW CAKE ME, DUDE!
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Bernstein: THE CLUB SCENE
IS THE LAST UNTAPPED MARKET
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FOR BASEBALL TALENT.
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STEVE AOKI,
I'M J.B. BERNSTEIN.
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I'M A SPORTS AGENT.
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YOU SHOULD PITCH
IN THE BIG LEAGUES.
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UH, WHY THE FUCK
WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?
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LET'S JUST SAY
IT'S A WAY
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FOR YOU TO MAKE
$1 MILLION.
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UM, I MADE $10 MILLION
LAST NIGHT.
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PLAYING OTHER PEOPLE'S SONGS?
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HEY,
I ADDED BEEPS AND BOOPS.
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[ SQUISH ]
I'M NOT TAKING NO
FOR AN ANSWER.
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LET'S SEE
THAT AOKI HOT SAUCE.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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COME ON, MAN.
I THROW SHEET CAKES.
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I CAN'T THROW
A SPORTS BALL.
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WHAT IF WE GET YOU A SHEET CAKE
SHAPED LIKE A SPORTS BALL?
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[ GRUNTS ]
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NOW LET'S TRY IT
WITH CUPCAKES.
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Man: NOW PITCHING FOR YOURLOS ANGELES DODGERS,
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STEVE AOKI.
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THE DODGERS MUST REALLY BELIEVEIN THIS AOKI KID
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TO PUT HIM IN THE NINTHWITH BASES LOADED
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AND A WORLD SERIES BERTHON THE LINE.
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AND AOKI FALLS BEHINDIN THE COUNT 3-0.
[ BUZZ ]
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THE DODGERSARE REALLY IN TROUBLE.
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YOU GOT TO LET ME DO THIS
MY WAY.
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THERE'S
NO RULE AGAINST IT.
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[ INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
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IT'S BACK, WAY BACK!
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THAT CAKE IS GONE!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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HOME RUN!
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DODGERS LOSE!
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I'M A FAILURE.
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WE LOST.
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NO, STEVE. LOOK.
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[ CHEERING ]
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IT'S WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO.
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♪♪
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WE NOW RETURN TO MARVEL'S
"AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D."
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THIS NEW THREAT COULD KILL
MILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE.
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YOU BETTER CALL NICK FURY.
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FURY'S UNAVAILABLE.
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I'M SURE
TONY STARK COULD HELP US.
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HE'S OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
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WELL, THOR WOULD BE
MORE THAN POWERFUL ENOUGH TO --
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NO, HE'S IN SPACE.
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MAYBE CAPTAIN AMERICA.
BOLIVIA.
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HAWKEYE?
GONE DARK.
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BLACK WIDOW.
ALSO BOLIVIA.
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WELL, MAYBE THE HULK.
DENTIST.
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ANT-MAN?
SIX FLAGS.
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SCARLET WITCH.
SPIN CLASS AT 3:00.
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QUICKSILVER?
YES!
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OH, NO, WAIT. HE'S DEAD.
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NEXT WEEK ON MARVEL'S
"AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D."...
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[ SOARING ]
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IRON MAN JUST FLEW BY!
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OH, CAN I SEE?
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YOU KNOW WHAT,
JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
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MR. THORNBERRY,
YOUR NATURE DOCUMENTARIES
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USED TO BE OUR BREAD AND BUTTER
HERE AT DISCOVERY CHANNEL,
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BUT LATELY WE'VE HAD A...
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HOW DO YOU SAY,
PHILOSOPHICAL SHIFT.
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[ British accent ] WELL,
THOSE AREN'T EDUCATIONAL AT ALL.
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YOU'RE THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
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WHERE --
WHERE'S THE DISCOVERY?
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DISCOVERING THAT PEOPLE
ARE HUMAN GARBAGE?
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SORRY, THORNBERRY.
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BRING ME A SHOW I CAN AIR
OR BEAT IT.
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00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,352
WE JUST HAVE TO
INVENT A SERIES
243
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THAT WILL BLOW
THE NETWORK'S DOORS OFF.
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UGH!
245
00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:46,425
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE
A NEW SERIES!
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00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:47,526
TRAVELING
AROUND THE WORLD
247
00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,729
MAKING NATURE DOCUMENTARIES
IS STUPID.
248
00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:51,797
DEBBIE, LET ME LAY
A LITTLE TRUTH ON YOU.
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00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:52,899
SEX WITH YOUR FATHER
250
00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,901
IS LIKE GETTING
FUCKED WITH A DEAD FISH,
251
00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:56,869
AND PUTTING THE FAMILY
IN CONSTANT DANGER
252
00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:58,237
IS THE ONLY WAY
I GET WET.
253
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NEW SHOW.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
254
00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:02,141
YAY.
255
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,075
SMASHING!
256
00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:03,876
HELLO!
257
00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,678
I'M NIGEL THORNBERRY.
258
00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,581
MY FAMILY AND I
LOVE TO GET WILD.
259
00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:10,583
WILD AS FUCK
260
00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:12,785
OFF YOU GO.
261
00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,720
AAH!
262
00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:17,523
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
263
00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,125
AAAAAH!
264
00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:25,298
WE ARE A FAMILY OF NUDISTS
SURVIVING IN DARKEST AFRICA
265
00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:26,999
ARMED ONLY WITH OUR WITS.
266
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,501
[ ANIMALS GROWLING ]
267
00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:31,370
AND FLAME THROWERS.
268
00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:34,774
IT'S ABOUT CONSERVATION
AND PROTECTING THE ENVIRONMENT.
269
00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,542
Eliza: IN WHAT WAY?
270
00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,010
I'M STARVING!
271
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,111
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
272
00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,880
TARANTULAS.
273
00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,114
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
274
00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,950
CONTRARY
TO POPULAR BELIEF,
275
00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:46,319
TARANTULA VENOM
ISN'T FATAL TO HUMANS.
276
00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:48,454
DUH.
277
00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,523
JESUS! WHY?
278
00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:54,827
IT'S ABOUT CONSERVATION
AND PROTECTING THE ENVIRONMENT.
279
00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,495
[ Muffled ] SMASHING!
280
00:09:56,562 --> 00:10:00,399
OH, YOU CAN REALLY
TASTE THE...HAIRS.
281
00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,536
Eliza:
AND LATER THIS SEASON ON
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00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,404
"THORNBERRYS:
WILD AS FUCK"...
283
00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,940
THIS IS
A CRIME AGAINST NATURE!
284
00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,376
IT'S PART OF
THE LOCAL CULTURE, SWEETIE.
285
00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,612
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
286
00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:14,714
BLIP, BLOP.
287
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,249
CONSERVATION,
PROTECTING THE ENVIRONMENT.
288
00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:18,684
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
289
00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,253
THORNBERRY, YOUR NEW SHOW
IS MORALLY BANKRUPT
290
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,789
AND UTTERLY DEVOID
OF EDUCATIONAL CONTENT.
291
00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:24,991
IN OTHER WORDS,
292
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,859
IT'S THE PERFECT SHOW
FOR DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
293
00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:27,927
CAPITAL!
294
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,628
AND IT'S REALLY MADE ME
THINK ABOUT
295
00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,697
WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE.
296
00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,065
[ GRUNTS ]
297
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,600
WHOO-HOO!
298
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:35,701
[ SPLAT ]
[ CAR ALARM WAILING ]
299
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,903
OH, MY GOD!
300
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:41,207
NOW, THAT IS WILD AS FUCK
301
00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:42,241
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
302
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,576
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
303
00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:45,578
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
304
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:46,746
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
305
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,080
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
306
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,915
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
307
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:50,915
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,251
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
309
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,253
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,489
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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