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[ thunder crashes ]
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- [ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
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[ electricity crackles ]
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- it's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
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- [ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooch! ]
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[ laughs evilly ]
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[ mechanized whirring ]
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[ thudding ]
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- they just arrived!
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There's a fat kid, a normal kid,
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A greedy kid, and a tv watcher.
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- okay, people, we got
To write four new
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Oompa loompa rejection
Songs in an hour.
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- okay, what if, uh, for the
Fat kid, we're like...
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[ deep voice ]
♪ don't eat ice cream
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♪ or cake or pie
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♪ if you wonder,
You shouldn't ask why ♪
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- no!
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- w-what are we saying
About cake?
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- so, uh, f-for the bubble-gum
Girl, how about...
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[ deep voice ]
♪ you've gotten yourself
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Into a sticky
Situation ♪
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[ all grumbling ]
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- got it!
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We compare the fat kid
To an elephant, yeah?
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- guys, that fat kid's already
In the chocolate river.
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We need to go now!
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- okay, let's just do
The elephant idea,
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And we'll improvise the rest.
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- hoo! Hoo!
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Eat at hooters!
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- no thanks.
Their food's terrible.
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- you are missing the point
Of hooters!
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- no, hooters is missing
The point on how to prepare
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Even the most straightforward
Bar food.
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- we'll have to agree to
Disagree.
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- I agree to nothing,
You dumb fucking owl!
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- happy birthday, billy!
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Look who showed up
For your party.
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- [ giggles ]
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Who wants a balloon?
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Oh!
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- game's up, joker!
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- ohh! Ohh!
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- stop!
T-that's not the joker!
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Uh, that's just a birthday clown
We hired.
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- huh.
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This happens more often
Than you'd think.
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[ children crying ]
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- [ breathing heavily ]
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A little help, buddy!
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[ continues breathing heavily ]
[ shouts ]
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Really could've used
A hand there.
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You're just made of straw.
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[ monster growls ]
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- and so,
The hobo-eating boxcar
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Had enticed another
Victim.
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- pardon me,
Monsieur food critic.
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Is something wrong?
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- everything!
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I'm giving your restaurant
My lowest marks.
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- a bad review will ruin us,
Linguini!
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Quick, get him a new plate!
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- [ shouts ]
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[ both grunting ]
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- no, I'm not finished
Hating it yet!
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[ all gasp ]
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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- oh, a rat!
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- it's a rat! It's a rat!
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- [ shouts ]
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[ all gasp ]
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- a cat!
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Oh, sacre bleu -- a cat!
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- I'm sorry!
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He threatened my family!
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[ cat growling ]
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- [ shouts ]
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- [ shouting indistinctly ]
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[ cat meows ]
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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- ha!
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[ cat meows ]
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[ swish! ]
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[ cat growling ]
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- [ moaning ]
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[ all grunting ]
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[ cat meowing ]
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[ cat growls ]
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[ cat screeches ]
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- [ shouting indistinctly ]
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[ gunshots ]
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[ cat yelps ]
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[ all murmuring ]
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- whew! [ exhales sharply ]
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Excellent shot,
Monsieur policeman.
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- ah, yes, but every dog
Has its day.
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[ dog barks ]
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[ all cheering ]
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- not bad!
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- [ singsong voice ] Warriors,
Come out to play!
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Warriors, come out to play!
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- all: teddy bear, teddy bear,
Turn around!
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Teddy bear, teddy bear,
Touch the ground!
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[ birds chirping ]
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[ bee buzzing ]
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- whore!
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- when you've been out here as
Long as I have,
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Out on the prairie, just you
And nature and the sky,
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You learn that
It's all about one thing.
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- what's your one thing?
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- I fuck cows.
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- I don't get it, samson.
What is the plan again?
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- it's simple.
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Those philistines married
My wife to another man!
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So I've trapped about 150 foxes
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And tied them into pairs,
Tail to tail.
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Now I'm going to attach a torch
To each fox team,
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Light the torches on fire,
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And let the teams of foxes
Run wild
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Through the philistine fields.
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Get it?
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- it's stories like this
That make people
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Not believe the bible.
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[ foxes screech ]
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- [ shouts ]
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My house!
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- I don't think porky pig owns
That establishment.
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- we must've made a wrong turn
At albuquerque.
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- now, don't put all your eggs
In one basket.
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- why not?
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[ electronic whirring ]
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[ chickens squawk ]
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- daddy, what's that place?
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- that's a manure depot, son,
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Where manure is processed
And sold to customers.
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- like a poo-poo factory?
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- that's right, son,
Like a poop factory.
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- sir, that is a hooters.
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You're deliberately misinforming
Your son.
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- actually, I think I'm being
Accurate as hell.
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- take a good look!
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80 years ago,
This was cool as balls!
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[ bell rings ]
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Now I look like a fuck ass
Shithole!
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[ bell rings ]
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The culture moves on,
My friends.
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The culture moves on.
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[ birds chirping ]
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- party weekend at the cabin!
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Let's all toss a football
Around!
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- I say we all get high, yo!
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- I really have some
Studying to do!
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- let's all have sex!
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- I'm not having sex until
I find that special someone.
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Mm!
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- wow, now, those are some
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Efficient character
Introductions.
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- well, when you're making
Entertainment
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To appease the gods,
You gotta be clear about it.
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- h-hang on.
What's this about gods?
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- yeah, in the old days,
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A simple human sacrifice
Would do,
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But the gods got more
Sophisticated over time.
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- wait a minute.
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Isn't this exactly like that
Joss whedon movie
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"Cabin in the woods"?
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- co-written and directed by
Drew goddard.
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- oh, I think I hear
Roger ebert,
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But he can't talk anymore,
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So who the fuck
Are you?!
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[ beep ]
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[ door creaks ]
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- I bet that basement is
A great place to get high!
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- oh, maybe there are some
Footballs down there.
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- or books for reading!
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- or a place to get
Our bone on!
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- or a place to keep
Our penises flaccid
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And our vaginas dry!
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- entertainment for the gods,
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And you guys are in charge
Of it?
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- there are lots of gods.
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- but currently, only one god
Needs appeasing.
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- it's alive!
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- well, g-guys that god looks
Exactly like
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The average
[adult swim] Viewer.
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- does he, or do [adult swim]
Viewers look like him?
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- [ sighs ]
The point is,
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No one panders to [adult swim]
Viewers the way we do.
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The cellar is filled
With talismans.
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Whatever they choose, that's
What will kill them all!
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- if she opens
One of those books,
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They'll all be
Impregnated by vampires.
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[ all screaming ]
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[ baby screeches ]
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- if he opens that book,
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Alan moore will be very unhappy.
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- [ growling ]
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[ all screaming ]
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- if he picks that up, they'll
All become so bored that they --
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- hey, look, a "Robot chicken"
Nerd action figure.
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- hi, everybody!
Ooh, it's spooky down here!
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Yuck! Is that a spider?!
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- okay, the second thing
They choose,
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That's what kills them all.
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- where'd he come from?!
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Oh, come on, guys,
We can't have two nerds!
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Ohh!
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- [ growls ]
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- zombie joss whedon!
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- [ laughing ] All right!
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Somebody found the "Buffy" dvds!
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- gross!
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I thought this was
A cheerleading documentary.
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- why is joss whedon a zombie?
- punishment.
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We told him about this place
Over drinks.
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The next thing we know,
"Cabin in the woods"
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Was in theaters nationwide.
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- people weren't necessarily in
Those theaters.
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- well, regardless,
We made him a zombie.
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- [ grunting ]
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[ ax scraping ]
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- aah!
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- now you cut short like
My tv series "Firefly"!
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- you bastard!
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We were gonna be together
Forever!
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- [ grunts ]
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- oh!
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- that's short-sighted,
Like fox execs
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When they canceled
"Dollhouse."
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- being chased by a zombie
Fills me with anxiety.
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Hey, you know what's good
For anxiety?
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Getting high!
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- [ grunting ]
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- oh!
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Fuck network tv!
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[ grunts ]
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Is the point I was making
Earlier.
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- okay, here's where
It gets tricky.
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The virgin has to die last.
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- we're 3/4 of the way through
This thing,
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And you drop
That bombshell now?
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- [ breathing heavily ]
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Come on!
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I'm gonna get into the hole
Under the bush!
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- the hell you will!
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Oh.
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- what is this place?
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- uh-oh!
- they discovered our zoo!
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You know, our zoo
Of mythical creatures
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And monsters
And animals that --
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- thanks. Got it.
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- [ shouts ]
- aah!
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- whoa!
He's skeletor!
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- on my planet, you would be
Nerd-dor,
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Lord of crusty sock
Mountain!
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Honestly, kid fuck off.
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[ both scream ]
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- [ grunting ]
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- [ breathing heavily ]
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Oh, no, it's locked!
265
00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:00,072
- [ growling ]
266
00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:04,911
- try pulling the switch
Labeled "Unlocked"!
267
00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,646
- whoops!
It turns counterclockwise!
268
00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,547
- just go!
269
00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:11,350
[ creatures growling ]
270
00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,685
[ cow moos ]
271
00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,520
[ dinosaur roars ]
272
00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,555
- grr! Argh!
273
00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:18,391
- wait, I figured it out!
274
00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,726
We're re-enacting
A horror movie!
275
00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,328
The virgin always dies last.
276
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,330
- both: so I guess I'm next!
277
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,467
Wait, you mean you're a --
Me too!
278
00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:33,306
- wow, it's literally fuck
Or die!
279
00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:34,707
So...
280
00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:38,110
- I haven't decided yet.
281
00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:39,011
[ pounding on door ]
282
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,579
- grr! Argh!
283
00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:41,447
- oh! Oh!
284
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,815
- wait a minute.
285
00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:43,883
So, I put this in there?
286
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:46,218
- yes!
287
00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:47,920
Now just move it back and forth
For 30 to 40 minutes.
288
00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,822
And finished!
289
00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,090
Thank you!
290
00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:52,959
- I waited 23 years for that?!
291
00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,695
- [ growls ]
292
00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,096
- we win!
293
00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:58,531
- I can't believe it.
They won!
294
00:09:58,597 --> 00:09:59,532
- the earth is doomed!
295
00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:00,900
- holy crap!
296
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,635
So now that god
Destroys us all?!
297
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,837
- maybe not! His generation
Is really sporadic
298
00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:06,205
With their viewing
Habits.
299
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,240
He could catch it online
In a few weeks
300
00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,742
Or next year when
The dvd box set comes out!
301
00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,711
[ beep ]
302
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,447
- both: hi, keith. Hi, lazzo.
303
00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:16,115
- you dumbasses realize you're
Canceled, right?
304
00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:20,052
- both: yes.
305
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,221
- looks like [adult swim] Needs
A new show.
306
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,156
So, there's this security guard
Named zeb.
307
00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:25,391
He's strict but fair,
308
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,826
And his co-workers are all wacky
309
00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,060
But in different ways.
310
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,595
- I'm gonna stop you right
There.
311
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:32,465
Who the fuck are you?
312
00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,967
- ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
313
00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:37,203
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
314
00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:39,038
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
315
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,307
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
316
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,342
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
317
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,011
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
318
00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,712
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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