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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
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It's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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Welcome back to
"America's best dance crow."
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I'm mario crowpez.
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And now performing to
"Get crow," by crow rida, here's
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Four-and-20 blackbirds!
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♪ hey! Crow hit the glass
♪ fell hard on his ass
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♪ and he got crow, crow,
Crow, crow, crow ♪
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One more push, woman!
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[ grunting ]
[ cries ]
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It is a fine son!
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[ soft music plays ]
[ suckling ]
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You know, when we were kids,
There were only 150 pokemon.
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Actually, there were 151
Pokemon from the start.
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N-e-e-e-e-e-r-r-d!
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[ gasps ]
Aah!
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Oh.
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That's how he wanted to go.
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And now back to "An american
Werewolf in london."
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[ camera shutter clicks ]
Oh, yes, me take very many
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Pictures.
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Frickin' foreigners!
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So, is there a mcdonald's in
This country or what?
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We all just thought he would
Keep going [sniffles] And going
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And going --
You can stop shilling, mom!
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He's dead!
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We had a good run, people --
Four seasons of "Airwolf"!
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Put that on your résumés!
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As "Mash."
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So, uh, what's gonna happen
To the helicopter?
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Air shows?
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Nobody cares about this turd
Of a series, you idiot.
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We'll sell it.
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You're off to germany,
Old girl.
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You pretended to save lives each
Week on tv, but now you'll save
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Lives for real -- as an air
Ambulance.
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I talk and talk, but they never
Answer back.
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[ german accent ] Do not
Worry, fraulein!
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We shall deliver you to hospital
At top speed!
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This used to be the famous
Airwolf!
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For the first time, I have
Hope.
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[ rock music plays ]
Tune in next week when we
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Share the story of the
"Mighty morphin power rangers"
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Actor who tied an elderly couple
To a yacht anchor and drowned
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Them.
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I was sentenced to death and
Tried to cut off my own penis in
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Prison.
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Hi, sad clown!
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Why are you so sad?
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My wife died!
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Uh, that wasn't in the
Script.
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I know!
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[ sobbing ]
Yeah, johnny, get him a
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Body bag!
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Hey, what's up with this?
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You gonna do some special
Surprise moves?
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Surprise move?
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That's...Crazy.
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A body bag, johnny!
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That's what you should get him!
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You're not gonna do some
Insane face kick or something,
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Are you?
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'cause this gorilla thing looks
Really suspicious.
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It's a crane!
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I mean, nothing.
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It's not anything!
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Johnny! Amazon has great
Deals on body bags if you want
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To get him a body bag!
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I mean, it'd be pretty stupid
If I just walked my face into
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Your foot after you telegraph
Some big trick move.
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Okay, guys, I took some
Initiative and hit up the
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Body-bag district!
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Body bags come in lots of
Colors!
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You can even get fancy leather
Body bags, depending on what
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Kind of body bag you want to get
Him!
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I have no idea what you're
Talking about.
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Well...Okay.
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Let's do this, then!
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[ bell dings ]
Hadouken!
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Aah!
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I'll take...One of those...
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Body bags.
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Oh, man, this is my first
Time at coachella!
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I can't wait!
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Coachella?
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This is just some guy's lawn,
Dude!
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[ motor whirring ]
Aah!
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♪ missamo la cuchetta
♪ bambino solo notte
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[ gasps ]
Gondola-jack!
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♪ brattzo l'amore
And now back to "An american
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Werewolf in london."
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Yeah, well, where I come
From, any sport where you can't
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Use your hands is for pussies!
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[ indistinct shouting ]
Yep. Other networks may have
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"Shark week," but that's
Expensive and scary and way too
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Sharky for a webcam show.
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So this week on "Icarly," it's
"Duck week."
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Carly, you're gonna be late
For school!
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Oh, crap.
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Look at the time.
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We'll be back later with more
"Icarly: duck week."
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Bye!
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Okay, and off.
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Oh, man, I wonder what the world
Record for a shower is.
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Oh, god, it's cold!
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Ooh, wow!
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I didn't know the icarly
Inipples got that hard.
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Wow, those are some glass
Cutters!
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Carly, move it!
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Here's the "Duck week" promo.
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Hey, where's freddie?
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He said I could do it this
Time.
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Oh, gibby, you're so sweet.
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You're like a water balloon
Filled with high-fructose corn
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Syrup.
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[ laugh track plays ]
I'm gonna get juvenile
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Diabetes.
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Gibby!
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Time to do some uploading.
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Better get comfortable.
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Oh, god, it's cold!
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Ooh, wow!
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I didn't know the icarly
Inipples got that hard.
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Colonel shay, isn't it time
For your daughter's webcast?
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Why, so it is.
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Thank you, ensign.
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I love carly's show!
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It's the best part of the
Week!
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Ooh, wow!
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I didn't know the icarly
Inipples got that hard.
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Wow, those are some glass
Cutters!
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I've failed as a father and
As a man.
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I'm resigning my commission.
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You can't, sir.
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They'll court-martial you.
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Then I might as well do
Something worth
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Court-martialing.
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Set a course for the
Arabian sea!
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Let's do what president obama
Never had the balls to do!
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[ all cheering ]
Let's do it!
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Should've voted for ron paul,
Guys.
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Shut up, larry!
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Wow, those are some glass
Cutters!
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My life is over!
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Did you see the news?
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Carly, I think dad just nuked
Iran!
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What?!
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Al-qaeda strike teams will
Hunt us for the rest of our
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Lives!
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We got to go off the grid!
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[ sobbing ]
Ow!
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Stop poking me with your
Nipples!
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[ laugh track plays ]
[ bell dings ]
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And those will be our
Gingerbread muffins, folks.
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Now, if you remembered to grease
The pan --
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Yeah, hansel and gretel
Style, bitch!
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Unh! Smack your witch ass!
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Kapow!
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Whooooo!
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Curb smashin'!
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Yeah, home invasion, girl!
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This is the big day, baby.
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Now fly!
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[ chick chirping, flapping ]
[ splat! ]
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Medic!
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Crypty, it's been a great
Seven years, but we are
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Canceling "Tales from the
Crypt," so thanks for all you've
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Done for the network.
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You're "Hell-come"!
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[ laughs evilly ]
Yes, well, you can go now.
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You can't just sit around
Here all day.
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You're driving me crazy.
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Guess I'll take a look at the
"Help 'haunted'" ads!
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[ laughs evilly ]
I'm looking.
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So, tell me, mr. Keeper, what
Do you think you can bring to
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This company?
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Well, I've always been a real
"Scream" player!
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[ laughs evilly ]
O-o-o-kay.
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Well, thank you for coming in.
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How many job interviews can
One person mess up?
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Get a job.
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But, sweetie, you know this
Economy is "Terror-ible."
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[ laughs evilly ]
Start lookin', ya bum!
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Hey, skeletor, you gonna work
Or just sit there jerkin' off?
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This is some serious
Boo-shit.
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What did you just say?
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Fired?!
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My mother was right.
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I should never have married a
Screw-up like you!
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Get off my case, you
Fucking bitch!
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Wait. That wasn't a pun.
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[ tires screeching ]
My whole life has been a grave
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Mistake.
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[ laughs evilly, sobbing ]
Looks like I won't be...
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Hanging around.
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Hunh!
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[ body thuds ]
And now we shall hear the
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Eulogy, or should I say
"Ghoul-ogy," huh?
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[ laughs ]
Inappropriate?
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And launch!
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[ rockets firing ]
[ squeaking ]
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And now back to "An american
Werewolf in london."
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So you guys aren't allowed to
Talk or smile or anything, huh?
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How about if I do this?
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Raaarr!
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[ laughs ]
Honey, check it out!
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Now, now, be nice.
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These guys really don't move
At all!
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[ growling ]
[ laughs ]
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[ hip-hop music plays ]
♪ I'm dr. Noonien soong
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♪ this is a noonien song
♪ your science is weak
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♪ but my science is strong
♪ my station is creation
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♪ here's data
♪ I made him
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♪ but this treat is not complete
Without a big robotic dong ♪
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♪ data had a penis in the
Show ♪
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I made a robot with a dick,
Yo!
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Top secret!
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No, no!
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No way!
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That happened!
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♪ why'd you do it,
Dr. Soong? ♪
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♪ his ish had to be real
♪ he had to learn to feel
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♪ he has a positronic brain
♪ poon's positively gettin'
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Slain ♪
I made a robot with a wang!
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Bull's-eye!
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Straight a's!
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♪ but don't ever, never flip
The switch labeled "Turbo" ♪
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Wait! I thought I
Disconnected that part!
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[ crashing ]
♪ hey! Crow hit the glass
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♪ fell hard on his ass
♪ and he got crow, crow,
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Crow, crow, crow ♪
♪ crow, crow, crow
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Crow, crow, crow ♪
Hey!
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♪ crow
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