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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
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It's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ squeaks ]
[ squeals ]
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Colby mcnibblecheddar, your
Time has come.
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[ meows ]
[ hacking ]
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[ gags ]
Yarnball stoutwhiskers, your
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Time has come.
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[ giggles ]
[ giggles ]
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Ooh. Ahh.
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Drop the weapon!
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[ gunshot ]
What was that thing?
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[ coughs ]
[ gunshots ]
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Oh, don't, please?!
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No butt stuff! No butt stuff!
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Why do all these humans think
We shove metal rods up their
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Butts?
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Oh, I wish I didn't, but I
Know the answer to that.
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You know, the fact that the
Scanning process is non-invasive
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Makes me proud to come to work
Every day.
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Jerry!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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I don't know.
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I -- I got curious.
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This is gonna be a p.R.
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Nightmare -- you know that?
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Wait, it's actually quite
Fun.
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En garde.
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[ both grunting ]
Well, that's terrible.
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I know.
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Wait -- in that story, which
Alien were you?
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What are you, a cop?
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Everyone, I'd like you to
Meet my new boyfriend.
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[ all gasp ]
Where's gadget?
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Fat cat is on the move, and if
We don't do something soon --
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Sorry I'm late, boys.
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I was picking out a new outfit.
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Gadget, where's your
Jumpsuit?
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You're -- you're -- you're
Not wearing -- you're wearing...
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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[ moaning ]
You don't like it?
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Spin and a little turn...
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Crikey.
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I can see gadget's p-p-p-p-p --
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p --
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Parmesan cheese.
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I'm gonna go grab a quick
Shower.
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Such a forgetful girl.
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Ooh.
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Gadget, you're not wearing
Pants.
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None of you wear pants.
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How come it's okay for you boys,
But when a woman -- chip, what
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Are you doing?
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I...Uh...I'll be in my room
With the door locked.
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Excuse you.
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[ moans ]
You're a naughty girl.
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What has gotten into
Everyone, zipper?
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[ moaning ]
Zipper!
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We have learned the weirding
Way, and with this knowledge, we
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Will force --
Whoo-hoo!
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Forget about the weirding ways,
Have you seen these things?
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They call it a "Dune buggy."
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Can you believe we've been
Walking all over these dunes?
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Well fuck that from now on.
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Why didn't anyone think of this
Before?
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We've all been drinking our own
Piss while we could have been
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Bitch-slapping these dunes?
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[ coughs ]
Gurney, this is serious.
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No, man, it's cool.
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They've got a whole parking lot
Of these things.
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Ask for cody.
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Leave!
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Fine, like I give a crap.
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I'm gonna go jump this thing off
One of these dunes!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hey! Yeah!
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Damn, that was pretty cool.
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[ dramatic music plays ]
I am sorry, daniel-san.
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I do not know what I am doing,
So I just started rubbing my
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Hands together.
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I'm embarrassed.
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I can't believe the
Jurassic park scientists made us
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All female.
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[ voice breaking ] I am gonna
Die all alone.
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Crying won't help.
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There's no way to change it.
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[ sniffles ]
Wrong.
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Tonight, life finds a way.
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[ both gasp ]
[ indistinct conversations ]
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[ both laugh ]
We did it!
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[ roars ]
He's here!
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Finally, I'm gonna get married
And have babies and live happily
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Ever after.
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You got great legs, babe.
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What time do they open?
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[ scoffs ]
Asshole.
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Ah-choo!
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[ groans ]
Oh, come on.
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It's a formality, people.
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Oh, come on.
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You know, I can't stand -- it's
Just polite.
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[ indistinct conversations ]
[ twinkle! Twinkle! ]
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Happy birthday, boys and
Girls!
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All: yay!
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Frosty's back!
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Who wants to have a snowball
Fight?
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[ all cheer ]
[ wind gusts ]
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Oh, no. We got to catch it.
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[ twinkle! ]
[ laughs ]
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Well, don't just stand there.
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Play.
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No, frosty.
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Why are you throwing shit at
Us?
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My new coat.
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No, don't cry, kids.
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It's me -- frosty!
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Wipe those tears away.
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Wait, don't.
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[ wind gusts ]
[ splat! ]
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He's gone now.
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[ rattling ]
Yeah!
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All: aah!
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What is that thing?
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Don't be scared.
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Aahhh!
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Get behind us, kids.
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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We need heavier firepower!
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Aah!
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I just wanted to play.
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[ wind gusts ]
Aah!
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Oh, I'm screwed.
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I'm totally screwed.
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[ sighs heavily ]
I'm sorry.
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I didn't want it to turn out
Like this.
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[ crying ]
Hey, come back here, you --
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What the...?
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Huh?
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[ sirens wail ]
Aw, it's just like the
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Song -- "Birds suddenly appear
Every time you're near."
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[ giggles ]
[ smooch! ]
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[ birds crowing ]
Ow! Ow!
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Aah!
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Blown struts -- $600.
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Cracked shocks -- $300.
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Four bent rims -- $400.
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Yeah, but we sure did jump
That crick, didn't we?
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Oh, giddly, I got those duke
Boys now.
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[ siren wails ]
Uh-oh.
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Roscoe's on our tail.
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Step on it.
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No, you know what?
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I'm eating the ticket.
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But there's a crick right up
There.
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We were only going five over.
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In hazzard county, that's a $15
Ticket.
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I looked it up.
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[ sputtering ]
Stop attacking me, you dad-gum
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Sea serpent!
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Oh, man, look at him.
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Can I at least mess with him?
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They note your attitude on
These things, so keep your mouth
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Shut.
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Looks like the duke boys done
Run out of gas.
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No, officer.
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Just pulling over to give you my
License and registration.
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P-p-p-pulling over?
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What kind of duke sorcery is
This?
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Don't move, or I'll shoot.
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Step on it, man.
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Hey, just stay cool.
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I'm just gonna slowly and
Awkwardly climb out of this
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Window.
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No!
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Oh, man, what did you do?!
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Why didn't just you just run?
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[ crying ] Why?!
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No! I want ice cream now!
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Oh, that is it.
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No, no, no, it hurts so much.
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You're such a bad kid.
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What are you looking at?
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I guess I'm looking at a
Mother who's never heard of a
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"Time-out" before.
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Pythagoras, the sum of the
Areas of the two squares on the
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Legs of a right triangle equal
The area of the square on
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Hypotenuse.
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Can you believe I discovered
That?
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No, and neither will anyone
Else.
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But they'll believe I discovered
It.
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Give me that.
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Guys, look what I just
Discovered!
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Okay, and say, "Cheese."
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All: cheese!
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Cha-ch-ch-cha-chee-chee--
[ camera shutter clicks ]
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So, you gonna call a play,
Or...
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I'm afraid that's not what
This is about, harry.
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What, uh -- what are you
Talking about?
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Well, the first thing we all
Want to say is that we love you
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Very much.
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Yes.
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Yep.
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Absolutely.
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No, no, no, no.
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Don't do this to me.
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You have a drug problem.
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[ crying ] Not now, not you
Guys.
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Wow, eternos, the capital of
Eternia.
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Maybe we'll see man-at-arms
Or stratos or fisto.
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Look, it's prince adam and
Cringer.
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[ nervously ] Oh, those
People are taking our picture.
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I'm scared.
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You've really mastered that
One dimension, haven't you?
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[ laughs evilly ]
Finally, king randor will bow
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Down before me -- skeletor!
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And there's the ego.
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What? What?
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Because I said my own name?
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It's so anyone who didn't know
It won't feel confused.
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So, you think they're all
Idiots.
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Be quiet, beast man.
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[ groans ]
Harold!
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I knew we should have gone to
Sandals with my sister.
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Follow the green puma!
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I have the power!
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Got to take a picture of
This.
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[ zap! ]
Hey!
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Harold!
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What the...?
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What the fuck
Disco!
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Aah!
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Hyah!
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Roar!
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Good going, uh...
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Harold.
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Hero-old?
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Nope, just harold.
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You'll have to do better than
Riding a middle-aged tourist
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Into battle to defeat me,
He-man.
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Not sure that needed saying.
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Quick, he-rold, we'll take
Out beast man first.
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Which one is beast man?
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I'm confused.
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Yeah, see?
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New plan.
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I'll pretend to give myself up,
And when I say "Not today,"
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That's your cue to jump on
Beast man.
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Maybe pissing myself could be
A diversion.
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Oh, my goodness.
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You win, skeletor.
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You're...
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Harold, I want to go home.
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As soon as we get our hotel
Deposit back, we are out of this
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Mad house.
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[ gasps ]
But the deposit was
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Non-refundable.
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Maybe they'll make an
Exception for he-man's new
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Battle cat.
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00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:15,748
Oh, who rides -- who rides a
Cat, anyway?
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You'll find out tonight.
262
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Not tod--
Yah!
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Victory!
264
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:28,894
Please, please take me to
Sandals with you.
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,568
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
268
00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:37,737
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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