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It's alive!
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Yeast-infecto!
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Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Ooh.
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Yeast-B-Gone!
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Sarah Michelle Gellar!
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Sarah Michelle Gellar!
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Uh-oh!
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Ice cream man!
Ice cream man!
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Ice cream man!
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Taste pokey flame Charlax!
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The C.A.A. Daily threat
assessment report, sir.
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Aw, bor-ring.
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Your personalized daily comic
book, sir.
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Hey, hey, you got
my attention now.
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Dang it, no time to actually
read this thing
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got to make a snap decision.
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Watch your ass Middle East!
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Captain Texas is coming!
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For your ass, yippie-kay-yay.
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What the...
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Sorry that information is on a
need to know basis.
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What the...
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No!
Burning alive!
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You said we were using nuclear
technology to help children.
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Yes, to help children die!
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All the children in the world!
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No way, Jose.
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You can't stop me.
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Fuck those guys.
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The U.N. Was wrong,
and Iraq in the wrong
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for our children's future.
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Now come get your whipping!
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You can not stop the missiles,
only I have the codes
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So you must...
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Negotiating with terrorist is for
Democrats.
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I'm George W. Bush,
and the "W" stands for...
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Well here comes your ass
kicking!
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Aw man, I shouldn't have thrown
that little waiter
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in the fire so quickly,
daggone it.
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Aw, there's a saying in Texas,
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"kill two birds with one bush".
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Ah, "bush in the bushes, is
worth one in the... "
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Aw, fuck it!
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One Middle East parking lot
coming up.
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So long,
threat to America's economy!
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Or as you say, adios!
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Yeah, fuck you sun!
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Ha ha, yeah!
I'm the President!
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And that's how I'm gonna fix
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global warming, too.
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Captain Texas style.
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Whoa, whoa... no!
I'm burning alive!
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Here I go!
Hee-ya!
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Uh-oh!
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Thanks for tuning in
and welcome to a special
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celebrity edition of
Double Dare.
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Let's say hello to the red team,
Dare Devil...
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I just heard someone fart in the
audience.
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And Stevie Wonder...
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I'm feeling very
superstitious baby.
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And now I smell it.
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And let's welcome the blue team,
Marlee Matlin and Helen Keller.
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Are you ladies excited to play?
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When are we starting?
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Great.
First question.
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What animal makes this noise?
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A cow.
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Correct, 500 points!
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Is someone going to signal me
when we are starting?
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Next question.
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Identify this object.
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The object is a TV monitor.
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Hey look a basketball.
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Correct!
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Next question.
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What is the noise that this
animal makes?
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I'll take geography for 400
please Alex.
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Helen wants to say she is
incredibly confused
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where she is and seriously,
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if anyone could let me know when
we're starting, that would be great.
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As neither team could answer
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Helen Keller will now have to do
the physical challenge!
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Helen will have to jump through
these 3 flaming hoops
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on this tricycle.
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And go!
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Oh, and straight into the pile
of slime.
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That's unfortunate.
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Red team wins!
Congratulations!
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Ah, man! Who is that?
Who is that?
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Running across Canada in the
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11 months, raising awareness...
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Really?
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"I Regret" is the new game
you'll regret if you don't play.
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Ok, ok, I'm up, I'm up.
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I regret, last night Julie.
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What?
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I wanted to see you naked
and I did and now
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I just don't want to
be with you.
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Uh-oh, I Regret!
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From Gabloo!
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Space Pirate Monkey,
from Pluto!
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To King Arthur!
And Camelot!
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So Bedivere,
how goes the quest?
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What?
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Uh...
Well then, Sir Lancelot?
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This is a disaster.
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Can't anyone help?
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Yo! What's up King Arthur?
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Sir Mix-a-Lot!
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should be round
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hear a sound
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that brother's gotta walk
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block to be heard
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table is so absurd
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discuss
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Don't be ridiculous.
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me some beer
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Say what?
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your having a meal
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to cop a feel
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bring our kingdom fortune
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might work for ya
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mother circular
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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the other talk
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Hell yeah!
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sit it down
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King Arthur's crown
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nice conversation
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Can you hear me now?
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I can hear.
- Holy cow.
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- Wow!
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we can not fail
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Holy Grail
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know hoes like diameter
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the circumference
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Yeah man, fuck Percival, that
mother owe me money anyway.
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Come on man.
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Come on man,
where you win this shit at?
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Shooting dice?
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What the hell wrong with you?
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Crown wearing mother fucker.
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Shit!
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Ah, this is a pickle.
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Ah...
Huh.
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Daddy, daddy, look.
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Glow Worm is glowing.
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Hey, thanks, you show me that
thing like once a day.
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Uh, the fuse must have blown.
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Ah, damn it.
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Oh, hell I never got batteries
for the flashlight.
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Daddy, what about Glow Worm.
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Fine, just, just give it to me.
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Ow! Ass packing,
fucking end table, shit!
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Daddy, was Glow Worm hurt?
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No, daddy's knee cap was
shattered like a dinner plate
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but Glow Worms a-okay.
Don't worry honey.
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Honey, be careful on the
basement stairs.
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Oh really, 'cause I thought I'd
go down backwards.
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Hoping on one foot, but...
Oh shit!
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Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Oh! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Uh,
Fucking stairs.
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Where's that fucking thing...
stupid fuse box.
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Oh, come on work, damn it!
Work!
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Honey, I think the power's out
for the whole block.
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It's a black out.
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Th... mother fucker!
Damn, damn it, damn it!
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Damn it! Damn it!
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Stupid black out!
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I'm back,
thanks for all your help.
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Daddy, where's Glow Worm?
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Here's Glow Worm.
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He's not lighting
up when I hug him.
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Hi, I'm Robot Chicken
executive producer Seth Green.
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And I'm executive producer
Matthew Senreich.
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As our 3rd season draws
to a close
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we'd like to take a moment
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to remember those we lost
along the way.
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Ahh!
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Oh, god!
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Whoa!
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Oh! Uh!
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That's it?
Only two?
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Jeez, the Oscars always have a
billion of those things.
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Hey guys, sorry to interrupt,
I've got your java juice.
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Ah!
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Ah!
My beautiful face!
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Ah!
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Ugh!
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Three's pretty good right?
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Yeah, pretty good, but I think
we could do better.
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What the hell was that?
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You brought the card up too
early.
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What you think you're gonna
fucking kill me?
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Not if I fucking kill you!
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Ha-ha!
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I am Robot Chicken!
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I am Robot Chicken!
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Stupid partner!
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Oh!
Jesus! What the fuck!
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Ah!
Why? No!
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Now what in tarnation is all
this commotion in the hen house?
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Hey everybody it's
Adult Swim President, Mike Lazzo.
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Just look at all the dead folk
laying around here
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like possums on
the side of the road.
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Our insurance is going to sky
rocket ya'll!
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Wait, do you mean we...
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Hell yeah, fellas!
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Robot Chicken is cancelled.
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Is cancelled, cancelled.
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