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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> now, this will only hurt for
A second.
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>> aah!
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>> my eye! My eye!
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Aah! Aah!
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Ow, ow!
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Aah, ow!
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Ow, ow!
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[ screaming ]
[ babbling incoherently ]
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[ tires screech ]
>> aah!
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>> oh, oh, aah, aah, aah!
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And that's what will happen if
You flinch.
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Oh, no, arthur.
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This shot doesn't go in your
Arm.
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It goes in the tip of your
Penis.
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>> go!
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[ indistinct shouting ]
>> I am not a criminal.
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>> nice try, mary jane.
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Now, where's the [bleep] Coke?
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>> no coke.
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I am a witch doctor.
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[ both laugh ]
Stop it!
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Those are mystical items.
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>> more like a mystical ass
Scratcher.
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>> no, no, do not do that!
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You're going to open up a
Dimensional rift.
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>> ben, you're -- you're human
Again.
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>> ben? Holy crap.
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The haitian was right.
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>> oh, ben, I'm so happy for
You.
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>> huh?
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Oh, and I'm happy, too,
Sweet cheeks.
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[ alarm blaring ]
>> dr. Doom must be attacking.
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Quickly to the fantasticar.
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>> wow, the fantastic four!
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>> all shall kneel before
Dr. Doom.
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>> aah!
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>> curses. The fantastic flamer.
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>> I'm the human torch, you ass.
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My one weakness.
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>> aah!
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>> oh, did I just hit something?
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Huh, guess not.
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[ thudding ]
It sure sounds like I'm dragging
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Something, but I didn't see
Anything.
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Hey, dr. Doom, cool.
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>> give it up, doom.
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You're finished.
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>> doom shall never cease his
Efforts to destroy you all --
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Never!
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Doom is invincible.
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Uh, wait.
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>> great scott!
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Ben, what did you do?
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>> he was resisting arrest.
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Looks like a clean kill to me.
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>> [ shivering ]
>> you're being awfully quiet,
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Sue.
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[ exhales sharply ]
Bitch.
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>> if I'm here, I wonder where
That ben guy is.
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[ knock on door ]
>> who is it?
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>> it's clobbering time!
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>> holy [bleep]
>> yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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[ laughs ]
>> does, uh, does vic look
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Different to you?
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>> now, who can tell me a little
Bit about the battle of
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Hastings?
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No! You put your hand down!
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I've had enough of your [bleep]
Down!
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Down! Down!
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I will kill you!
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You little piece of [bleep]
Do you understand me?!
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Anyone else?
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>> [ moaning pleasurably ]
Oh, yeah.
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[ mechanical whirring ]
>> where the hell am I?
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Vibratron to prime.
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The decepticons must have
Captured me.
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I don't know where I am, but
I'll increase vibration.
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>> [ moaning pleasurably ]
>> in other forest news, a local
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Girl was anally violated by a
Bear today.
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>> well, she ate them bears'
Porridge.
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Never eat no bear's porridge.
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>> the victim, 18-year-old
Goldilocks sanchez, is currently
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Recuperating in the
Anal-recovery wing of the
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Westbrook medical center.
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The accused bear, 34-year-old
Papa bear, faces serious charges
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But has already signed a
Five-year contract with
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Vivid video.
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>> what, are you kidding me?
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I've got a bear anally porking
Chicks.
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I'll sell a billion copies of
"Papa bear pooper party."
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I mean, uh, thank god we live in
A country where you can film
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Bears having sex with humans,
Huh?
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Oh, wait, we don't?
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[ beep ]
So long, assholes.
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[ laughs ]
[ laughs ]
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>> I made this snow angel for
Grandma, because she is an angel
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Now.
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I hate you, grandma.
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>> this is your captain
Speaking.
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Well, it was a long flight, but
We're on our final approach to
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London.
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Now's the last chance to use
Those lavatories.
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[ toilets flushing ]
>> whoo!
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They sure are pissing up a
Storm.
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Can our system handle that?
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>> oh, I'm sure it's fine.
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[ alarm blaring ]
>> mayday.
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We have a frozen-pissball
Emergency.
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>> ooh, yes, proper tea and
Shepherd's pie, and meat...
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>> oh, yes, yes, quite...
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So, here we are in the hot sun.
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The queen is dead in a crater,
And all around, the ground is
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Soaked with piss.
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It's a mystery.
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>> yes, yes.
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>> it's quite a mystery.
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>> I'm confounded by this.
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>> please enjoy tonight's
Performance of
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"Don't be ridiculous," starring
"Perfect strangers'"
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Bronson pinchot and rapper
Chris "Ludacris" bridges.
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[ applause ]
>> what's going on, man?
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You mind if I sit right here?
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>> well, don't be ridiculous.
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>> thank you, thank you.
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Man, there's a lot of
Fine-looking hoes out here
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Today.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah.
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>> don't be ridiculous.
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>> I'm ludacris.
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>> don't be ridiculous.
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>> ha.
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No, man, I-I'm serious.
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That -- that's my name, man.
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I-it's ludacris.
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>> don't be ridiculous.
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>> it's ludacris.
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>> don't be ridiculous.
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>> mother [bleep] I am not to be
Played with.
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Are you hearing me?
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I will kill your family.
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>> cousin larry?
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>> you want to die,
Mother [bleep]
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>> don't be ridiculous.
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>> and I'm not being ridiculous,
Bitch!
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You want to see ridiculous?
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This is ridiculous.
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[ circus music plays ]
That [bleep] Was ridiculous.
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>> both: ♪ don't be ♪
♪ don't be ♪
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♪ ridiculous ♪
>> thank you.
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>> yes! Yes!
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And don't be ridiculous.
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[ tires screech ]
[ crash, thud ]
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[ tires screech ]
>> well, my dog is always
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Barking down that hole, so I
Figured there's got to be
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Something in there.
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>> rats, snakes.
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Could be any number of reasons
To overbill you.
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But not to worry.
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I got something that'll take
Care of the problem.
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>> uh, will that kill them all?
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>> no.
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It's so I know where to throw
This.
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>> ♪ happy, happy day ♪
♪ fraggles say it's a happy
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Day ♪
♪ happy, happy day ♪
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♪ nothing could go wrong ♪
[ screaming ]
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>> holy crap!
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We got to get out of here!
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Run!
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>> hurry, hurry!
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>> oh, stop!
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Oh, that's bad.
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>> what are we gonna do?
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We have no home.
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>> hey, hey!
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Uncle traveling matt's been
Sending me postcards from the
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Outer world for years.
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With their guidance, I'll find
Us a new fraggle rock.
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>> wait!
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Stop!
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>> what's wrong, wembley?
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>> I see a terrible thing
Coming.
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Fire and death.
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There's blood everywhere.
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Something very bad is coming.
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>> you know, you got to work on
The "Pre" part of premonition,
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Douche bag.
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In your balls.
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>> take that!
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>> yeah, kick the balls!
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>> there you go.
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>> I now have a vagina.
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>> what was that?
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>> uncle matt says they're
Called "Beep, beep.
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"Out of the way, asshole," but
They're harmless.
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[ horn blares ]
>> out of the way, asshole!
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[ horns blaring ]
>> out of the way, asshole!
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[ tires screeching,
Cars crashing ]
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>> aaaaahh!
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>> d-d...
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Death.
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>> you should have warned us.
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I'm sure our troubles are all in
The past.
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Hurry. It's right behind us!
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>> go, go, go, go!
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>> [ screaming ]
>> [ barks ]
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>> [ weakly ] Hey, guys, help --
Uh, please kill me.
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Kill me, please.
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Wait, wait...Stop.
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I changed my mind.
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>> hang in there.
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We're almost done.
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>> [ breathing heavily ]
I can't go on.
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Just leave me.
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>> we need food, gobo.
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We're starving.
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>> I smell radishes.
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[ crunch! ]
[ straining ]
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>> he was right.
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Look at all the radishes.
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>> all: hooray!
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>> eat up.
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There's plenty.
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>> hooray!
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>> we made it.
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>> this is it, gang.
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This is our new home.
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And now to start repopulating.
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[ laughs ]
>> wait.
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I'm getting another vision.
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I see...
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I see...
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That I'm gonna get my freak on!
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[ laughs ]
>> w-what is that?
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[ screaming ]
>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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Bawk bawk ♪
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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