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It's alive!
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Now this will only hurt
for a second.
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Aaah!
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My eye! My eye!
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow!
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Aaaah!
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And that's what will happen
if you flinch.
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Oh, no, Arthur, this shot
doesn't go in your arm.
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It goes in the tip
of your penis.
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Go!
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I am not a criminal.
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Nice try, Mary Jane.
Now where's the fucking coke?
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No coke.
I am a witchdoctor.
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Stop it!
Those are mystical items!
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More like a mystical
ass scratcher.
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No! No!
Do not do that!
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You're going to open up
a dimensional rift!
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Ben, you're human again!
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Ben? Holy crap,
the Haitian was right.
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Oh, Ben!
I'm so happy for you.
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Oh, and I'm happy, too,
sweet cheeks.
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Dr. Doom must be attacking.
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Quickly to the fantasticar!
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Wow, the Fantastic Four!
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All shall kneel
before Dr. Doom.
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Aaah!
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Curses!
The Fantastic Flamer.
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I'm the Human Torch, you ass.
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My one weakness! Ugh!
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Ugh!
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Oh, did I just
hit something?
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Oh, guess not.
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It sure sounds like
I'm dragging something.
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But I didn't see anything.
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Hey, Dr. Doom.
Cool!
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Give it up, Doom,
you're finished.
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Doom shall never
cease his efforts
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to destroy you all.
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Never!
Doom is invincible!
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Uh, wait.
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Great Scott!
Ben, what did you do?
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He was resisting arrest.
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Looks like
a clean kill to me.
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You're being
awfully quiet, Sue.
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Bitch.
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If I'm here, I wonder
where that Ben guy is.
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Who is it?
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It's clobbering time!
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Holy shit!
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Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
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Does, uh, Vic look
different to you?
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Now who can tell me
a little bit about
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the Battle of Hastings?
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No, you put your hand down!
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I've had enough
of your shit! Damn!
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Damn! Damn!
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I will kill you,
you little piece of shit!
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Do you understand me?
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Anyone else?
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Oh, yes!
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Where the hell am I?
Vibratron to Prime...
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the Decepticons
must have captured me.
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I don't know where I am,
but I'll increase vibration.
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In other forest news,
a local girl
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was anally violated
by a bear today.
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Well, she ate
them bears' porridge.
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You never eat
no bears' porridge.
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The victim, 18-year-old
Goldilocks Sanchez,
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is currently recuperating
in the anal recovery wing
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of the Westbrook
Medical Center.
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The accused bear,
34-year-old Papa Bear,
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faces serious charges,
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but has already signed
a five-year contract
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with Vivid Video.
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What, are you kidding me?
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I've got a bear
anally porking chicks.
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I'll sell a billion copies
of Papa Bear Pooper Party.
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I mean, thank God
we live in a country
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where you can film bears
having sex with humans, huh?
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Oh, wait. We don't?
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So long assholes!
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I made this snow angel
for Grandma
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because she is
an angel now.
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I hate you, Grandma.
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This is your captain speaking.
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Well, it was a long flight,
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but we're on our final
approach to London.
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Now's the last chance
to use those lavatories.
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Hmm, they sure are
pissing up a storm.
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Can our system
handle that?
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Oh, I'm sure it's fine.
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Mayday!
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We have a frozen pissball
emergency!
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So here we are
in the hot sun,
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the Queen is dead
in a crater,
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and all around, the ground
is soaked with piss.
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It's a mystery.
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Please enjoy
tonight's performance
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of Don't Be Ridiculous
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starring perfect strangers
Bronson Pinchot
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and rapper
Chris "Ludacris" Bridges.
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What's going on, man?
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Do you mind
if I sit right here?
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Don't be ridiculous.
Thank you, thank you.
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Man, it's a lot of fine-looking
hoes out here today,
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you know what I'm saying?
Yeah!
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I'm Ludacris.
- Don't be ridiculous.
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Nah, man, I'm serious.
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That's my name, man.
It's Ludacris.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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It's Ludacris.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Motherfucker, I am not
to be played with.
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Are you hearing me?
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I will kill
your family!
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Cousin Larry?
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You wanna die,
motherfucker?!
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Don't be ridiculous.
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And I'm not
being ridiculous, bitch!
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You wanna see ridiculous?
This is ridiculous!
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That shit
was ridiculous.
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Thank you.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Yes, and don't be ridiculous.
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Well, my dog is always
barking down that hole.
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So I figured there's
gotta be something in there.
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Rats, snakes.
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Could be any number of
reasons to over bill you,
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but not to worry.
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I got something that'll
take care of the problem.
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Eh, will that kill them all?
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Nah, it's so I know
where to throw this.
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it's a happy day
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go wrong...
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Holy crap!
We gotta get outta here.
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Run!
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Hurry, hurry!
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Aah!
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Oh, that's bad.
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What are we gonna do?
We have no home.
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Hey, hey,
Uncle Traveling Matt has been
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sending me postcards from
the outer world for years!
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With their guidance, I'll find
us a new Fraggle Rock.
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Wait, stop!
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What's wrong, Wembley?
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I see a terrible
thing coming.
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Fire and death.
There's blood everywhere!
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Something very bad
is coming.
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You know, you gotta work
on the "pre" part
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of premonition, douchebag.
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In your balls.
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Take that.
Yeah, kick the balls!
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There you go.
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I now have a vagina.
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What was that?
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Uncle Matt says
they're called
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"beep beep,
outta the way, asshole!"
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But they're harmless.
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Outta the way,
asshole!
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Death.
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You should have warned us.
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I'm sure our troubles
are all in the past.
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Oh, it's right behind us!
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Go, go! Go, go!
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Hey, guys, help.
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Please kill me.
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Kill me, please.
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Wait, wait! Stop!
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I changed my mind!
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Hang in there.
We're almost done.
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I can't go on.
Just leave me.
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We need food, Gobo.
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We're starving.
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I smell radishes.
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He was right!
Look at all the radishes.
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Hooray!
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Eat up!
There's plenty.
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We made it!
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This is it, gang!
This is our new home!
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And now, to start
repopulating.
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Wait! I'm getting
another vision.
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I see...
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see...
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that I'm gonna get
my freak on!
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What is that?
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Oh, no!
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also also
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also also
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also also
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Ba-gawk! Wow.
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