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It's alive!
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Aww, you idiot...
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♪ Let's go nerds ♪
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Yeah!
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Oh man,
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someone put Liquid Heat in our
jock straps.
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Oh, it burns!
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Wow, Stan,
you were wonderful.
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You're that nerd!
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Gentlemen,
you have been convicted of
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illegal surveillance,
invasion of privacy,
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multiple counts of assault,
identity theft, and rape.
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You are each order to serve
not less than
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44 years in
maximum security prison!
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Ow!
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Nerds!
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Are you guys thinking
what I'm thinking?
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That this is the best day of my
entire life?
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No, we've got to reach out to
them.
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And that's how chemistry works.
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See, it really isn't so hard.
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Yo, I'm sorry for calling
you a nerd.
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Change my life, dawg!
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Learning is fun!
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I love learning!
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I've reached them.
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Conan, what is best in life?
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♪ What is best in life ♪
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♪ That is hard to say ♪
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♪ For each man is unique ♪
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♪ In his own way ♪
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♪ As a boy ♪
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♪ I liked gum drops
and puppies ♪
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♪ Sailboats and frogs ♪
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♪ And my best friend little
Ricky Mabius ♪
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♪ But when I became
a young man ♪
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♪ What was best in life ♪
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♪ Began to change just
like my body ♪
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♪ I like pretty Stacy Lion
with the long blonde hair ♪
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♪ And eyes that were
blue as the ocean ♪
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♪ But now that I'm grown ♪
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♪ My thoughts have changed ♪
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♪ And it's pretty clear to me ♪
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♪ The answer to the question,
what is best life ♪
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♪ Is plain enough
for all to see ♪
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♪ Crush your enemies ♪
♪ Crush your enemies ♪
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♪ And see them driven
before you ♪
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♪ Crush your enemies ♪
♪ Crush your enemies ♪
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♪ And see them driven
before you ♪
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♪ And hear the lamentations
of the women ♪
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Did that blow your mind?
Huh?
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Welcome to
the Star Trek experience.
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Here in glamorous Las Vegas.
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One please.
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That will be $42.99.
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Holy crap is that
in space dollars?
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Excuse me, but there is no such
thing as space dollars.
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Perhaps you're referring to the
gold press latinum
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which is the unit of currency
commonly...
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Ow, my knee cap.
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So, $42.99.
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Welcome to the Enterprise.
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The Klingons have been sighted
in the area.
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Fear not my dear, the regulation
snugness of your uniform
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has my photon torpedo
in launch position!
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Ohhh!
Ugh!
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Oh, there's a hair trigger on
the firing mechanism.
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If you know what I mean.
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On my command, R2-D2.
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Argh.
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Fire lasers at Pluto!
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Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave.
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What are you doing in my
bathroom?
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Ahh, jeez.
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Bridge to sanitation.
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Someone took a dump on the
captain's chair, again.
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Hey Eddie, look at this.
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Della Reese lost 5 pounds,
good for her.
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Hey you're not Eddie.
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You will be assimilated.
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Infantile.
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Attention Enterprise,
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you thought you were clever
hiding in this
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parallel dimension, but we have
finally found you.
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Prepare to be assimilated.
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Ah, is this in the script?
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I can't adlib man, I suck at
improv.
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Don't worry,
I was a groundling.
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My clean little hands...
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Now spread the flour, now shaky
shaky, shaky.
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What are you doing?
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Stir...
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What?
Another Enterprise?
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How can this be?
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Volgmor, return to the ship.
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Oh, cruel irony, this is right
out of my fan fic.
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Thank you parallel dimension
Enterprise.
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Yes sir!
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Oh, they're hot!
Chocolate chip cookie?
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L- I...
What?
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Uh, where am I?
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How'd I get up here?
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Are you guys SAG?
Hello!
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Hey what's on the menu today?
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I thought the inmates might like
a nice change of pace.
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Broccoli, baked beans, coffee
ice cream and Red Bull.
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Oh my god.
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Uh, I think I've had enough of
that show.
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Delete.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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I don't want Robot Chicken on
the DVR any more.
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No!
I love Robot Chicken!
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It's all farting and retards.
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Well I like it.
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Tough titty.
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Ass!
We split the cable bill!
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TV doesn't have to be stupid.
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It can be challenging...
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Oh yeah, you want something
brainy on the TV.
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Uh.
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Oh man, I ain't going to prison!
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Oh my god!
Gary! Enrique!
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Oh, I better call 911!
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But I might as well watch a
little Robot Chicken
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while I wait for the cops.
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Do you see the problem here?
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Yeah, that hallway is like
bizarrely huge!
128
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That was fantastic Dave, take 5
and we'll be right with you.
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Man, I wish it was better.
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Yeah, but it's not too much of a
problem
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I'll get Rosie in here to adjust
the levels and such.
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It will sound good.
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Hey did I tell you I took out
Rosie last Friday.
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Oh really? How'd it go?
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She got thirteen toes.
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What?
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Weird right?
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I took her to dinner and then
invited her back to my place
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thinking I'd get a little play
maybe a BJ or something.
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She said her feet were hurting
so I offer a massage
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you know, loosen her up a bit,
so I take her shoes off
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and bam, three extra digits
looking right at me.
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Ugh, what'd you do?
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Pulled out a knife
and cut 'em off.
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What?
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Ha, just kidding.
Naw I gave her the massage.
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And?
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She fell asleep, passed out
right there on the couch.
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What'd you do?
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Tucked her in,
let her sleep.
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That's it?
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Well first I undressed her and
took some pictures.
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Yeah, oh boy!
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Dude you got to let me see 'em.
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I'll show you right
when we're done.
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Ah cool,
then let's get this over with.
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I've been dying to see what
Rosie's been hiding
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under that hunting jacket.
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Huh, wonder where he went.
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Ah, probably just stepped
outside for some air.
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Let me see the pictures before
he comes back.
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Where are we?
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Chained up next to Slater,
this really is a torture chamber.
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Hey, where's Screech?
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All in due time children.
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You jerk wad!
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What did have you done
with our friend?
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If you really want to know...
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Look at me!
I'm Jesus!
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In that case, God should demand
a paternity test.
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Silence!
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In the center of the room is a
red button.
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Press it and Samuel Screech Powers
will be torn to pieces.
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Now why the heck
would we do that?
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Press the button and I let the
rest of you go free.
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That's an impossible choice.
You're sick!
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Sorry.
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It's kinda my only hobby.
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Wow that is devious.
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Kinda wish I thought of that.
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The game begins,
now!
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If we push the button
we all go free.
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Slater,
don't even think about it!
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Just press the button,
you're my best buds.
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Save yourselves!
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Oh, Screech!
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Forget it Screech,
all for one and one for all.
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Children I forgot to mention
something,
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if you press the button you also
get free corvettes!
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What is happening?
Why isn't he dead yet?
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No!
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Work, damn it!
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Hang on!
Hang on!
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Stop hitting the button so hard.
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You're breaking it.
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Make it work.
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I hate you guys.
198
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I can't believe I masturbated to
Kelly and wanted bang Lisa.
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You suck!
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Yo, fuck the button
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just give me a blunt object,
I'll beat him to death!
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Stop! Stop!
Just-just stop!
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Stop!
Hey, hey, hey!
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Wait-wait, a minute.
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It's me.
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Principal Belding.
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You're not really prisoners,
this was just a trust exercise
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to help students to learn to
depend on each other.
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Ahhhh!
210
00:10:06,735 --> 00:10:08,202
Stop! Stop!
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00:10:09,772 --> 00:10:10,761
Just slit his throat!
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00:10:10,839 --> 00:10:12,136
Use my nail file!
213
00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:13,835
For the love of god!
214
00:10:14,977 --> 00:10:15,807
Yes Slater.
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00:10:15,878 --> 00:10:17,470
So we really don't get
corvettes?
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No.
Are there any other questions?
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Me, me, me, me!
218
00:10:20,749 --> 00:10:24,947
Are there any questions not
pertaining to corvettes?
219
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Ahh, man.
220
00:10:26,288 --> 00:10:28,051
I fucking hate you guys.
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪
223
00:10:37,066 --> 00:10:39,227
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
224
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪
225
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
226
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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