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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> sorry about aids.
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That was me.
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>> ooh hoo!
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Mantenna and grizzlor are
Attacking the whispering woods!
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We need she-ra --
>> shh!
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Kowl, this is not a good time.
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>> not a good time?!
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But they're slaughtering the
Twiggets!
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>> the twiggets will have to
Wait!
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Adora has a visitor.
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>> a visitor?
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What kind of visitor?
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>> her "Aunt flow" is in town?
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>> adora doesn't have an
Aunt flow.
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>> madame razz, where is adora?!
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Shadow weaver and leech are
Attacking the crystal castle!
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>> sorry, spirit.
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She can't help you right now.
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>> but we need she-ra!
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>> adora's riding the "Cotton
Pony," if you get my meaning.
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>> she got another horse?
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>> no, spirit, it's not a
Real --
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>> I turn into swift wind!
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Can this cotton pony do that?
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>> madame razz, catra, scorpia,
And entrapta are attacking
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Castle bright moon.
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>> she-ra is unavailable, bow.
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>> unavailable?
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>> yes!
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Adora is..."Floating on the
Crimson tide" right now.
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>> what the hell does this have
To do with a particular type of
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Algal bloom common to the
Eastern gulf of mexico?
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>> never mind!
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Neither adora nor she-ra can
Help any of you right now.
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Come back in, say, five days.
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Maybe four, if it's a light
Month.
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>> but we need she-ra!
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>> this is outrageous!
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>> shut up! Shut up!
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Shu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-t up!
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What does it take to get some
Peace and quiet around here?!
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[ indistinct shouting ]
You want she-ra?
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Is that it, huh?!
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Here she comes!
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For the honor of grayskull,
I am she-ra!
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Now get out of my way!
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[ crashing ]
>> oh, deary, me, this isn't
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Good.
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>> [ grunts ]
Why do I always have to be the
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One --
>> come here!
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>> no, wait!
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Unh!
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>> ya-a-a-a-h!
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Hyah!
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>> ow!
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Ohh!
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>> aah!
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>> why, you --
Hey! Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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>> get over here!
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>> hey, my ey--
>> oh!
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>> oh, no, you don't!
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Hyah!
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>> aah! Aah!
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>> there!
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Now can I get some [bleep]
Sleep?!
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>> aah! Kill me!
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Please kill me!
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>> shut up!
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>> hi, thanks.
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It's a sweater.
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[ motor whirring ]
Uh...
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>> what are we gonna do?
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We don't stand a chance of
Getting laid without a car!
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>> everybody's got a sex machine
But us.
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>> guys, guys, are you kidding
Me?
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We're surrounded by
Possibilities.
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These parts could be
Sex-o-matic...
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[ instrumental beat ]
...Vibromatic...
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[ instrumental beat ]
...Vulva-matic.
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[ instrumental beat ]
Why, it could be hump lightning!
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♪ we'll get some lubrication and
Slide it up and down these
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Rods ♪
>> ♪ circle jerkin' ♪
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♪ I got my wiener workin' ♪
>> ♪ fill it with libido and
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Show it to the hormone gods ♪
>> ♪ I'm so excited ♪
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♪ my rocket's just ignited ♪
>> ♪ and then we'll show it all
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Our moves, and we'll sic it on
Some boobs ♪
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♪ and we'll surely be hit when
We're bringing back some tits ♪
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♪ hump lightning ♪
>> ♪ humpin', humpin', humpin' ♪
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♪ humpin', humpin', humpin' ♪
♪ humpin' ♪
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♪ yeah ♪
>> can't believe it's so cool.
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Now go find us something to
Hump.
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>> weren't we supposed to make a
Car?
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[ bell dings ]
[ metal thumping ]
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[ jukebox plays ]
>> yo, man!
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What are you doing, man?
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You can't hump a jukebox.
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It's so crazy!
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People are looking.
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You're getting a bad rep.
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[ bell dings ]
>> ♪ I'm fine ♪
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♪ me too ♪
♪ we're gay ♪
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♪ how about you? ♪
♪ I'm fine ♪
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♪ me too ♪
♪ tell on us,
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And we'll tell on you ♪
>> hi, sherlock!
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>> hiya, girls!
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>> ♪ the story box ♪
>> it seems like the story box
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Wants to tell us a story.
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>> let's take a look inside.
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[ both gasp ]
>> ooh!
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Neato!
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>> wow!
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>> hey, hey!
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What you want to be is a
Si-I-I-I-I-n!
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A si-I-I-I-I-n!
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[ both scream ]
>> just shut your eyes,
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Sherlock!
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Whatever happens, keep them
Shut!
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>> aah! Aah!
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Aa-a-a-a-h!
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>> aa-a-a-a-h!
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>> wow.
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I hate biblical stories.
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>> so, what are we doing?
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>> surprise me.
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>> hmm.
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[ hammering ]
>> perfect.
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>> hey, kids!
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Feeling run down from all the
Chemo, spinal taps, and general
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Malpractice-worthy doctoring?
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Sounds like you need some
Critical love -- stat!
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Say hello to the
Intensive care bears.
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Try skin-graft bear!
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He's an inspirational patchwork
Of love.
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>> he smells like morphine
Sulfate!
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>> feeling run down?
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Give a wheeze for severe
Combined immune deficiency
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Syndrome bear, or "Scids" for
Short!
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>> we both want to walk on
Grass!
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>> and let's not forget
Low t-cell bear.
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>> being born with aids won't
Slow him down!
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>> the intensive care bears --
They're a cure for your heart!
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>> intensive care bears only
Cure your heart metaphorically.
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Some bears may cause rash,
Infection, loss of vision,
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And/or loose stools.
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>> I never thought I'd see the
Day.
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[ doo-wop music plays ]
>> ♪ doo-wop, doo-wop ♪
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♪ doo-wop doo-wop,
Doo-wop doo-wop ♪
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♪ doo-wop ♪
[ metal thumping ]
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[ ball cracks on bat ]
>> I'm gonna get it! I got it!
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Oh, my --
Oh, my god!
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>> star wars, spongebob, batman,
Harry potter -- the world of
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Lego has all your favorites!
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Now get ready for the
Oscar-winning "Babel."
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>> awesome!
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>> I am a moroccan boy!
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I am going to shoot that bus!
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Blam blam!
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>> tour bus playset unfolds to
Reveal all your favorite
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Characters, like brad pitt!
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>> help! My wife!
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I need a doctor!
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>> turn this bus around!
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This country's full of muslims,
And I'm scared like a little
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Girl!
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>> thrill to action and
Excitement at the u.S./mexican
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Border!
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>> ay, caramba!
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>> even comes with a
Rinko kikuchi figure.
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>> I feel funny.
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>> "Babel" playset comes with
Everything shown here.
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Pretentiousness sold separately.
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From lego!
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>> aww!
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>> coochie-coochie-coo!
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Look at the baby!
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>> what a cute little baby!
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>> aww!
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Look at the little!
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Aww!
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>> who's a baby?
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[ thunder crashing ]
>> papa smurf!
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Papa smurf!
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It is smurfing like a mother
Smurfer!
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What if the dam breaks?!
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>> this is exactly why I'm
Papa smurf and you're just,
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Uh...Uh...
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Which smurf are you?
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>> I'm army corps of engineers
Smurf.
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>> that dam was smurfed by the
Finest construction crew the
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Forest has to offer.
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[ thunder crashing ]
[ wood creaking ]
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>> I didn't evacuate when them
Chipmunks went rabid, and that
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Was bad!
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Sure as hell ain't evacuatin'
For a little rain --
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Aah!
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[ thunder crashing ]
>> destruction, devastation, a
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Community in ruins.
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How did it come to this?
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Why did the dam fail?
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>> I've spent my entire adult
Life searching for the smurf
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Village!
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How did anderson [bleep] Cooper
Find it in less than a day?!
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>> meow.
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>> and where is the king during
The greatest crisis the forest
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Has ever known?
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>> papa smurf says the king
Doesn't care about blue people,
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And papa smurf is always right
Because papa smurf --
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Papa smurf!
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>> what is it, brainy?
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>> usually the other smurfs kick
Me out of the village when I
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Start talking too much, but...
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[ shuddered breathing ]
There are no smurfs left!
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>> ha ha ha!
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This is the best day of my life!
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[ laughing ]
[ humming ]
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[ chuckling ]
[ motor whirring ]
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[ humming ]
Ahh. [ sniffs ]
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Triumph at last!
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[ laughs evilly ]
[ munching ]
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Ahh!
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[ slurps ]
Hello.
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It's gargamel.
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Yes, the usual.
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With fried rice, please.
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For one.
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[ sighs ]
>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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>> ugh!
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I hate when this happens.
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The episode we wrote was a
Minute too short.
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Quick, guys!
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Bring out the wheel of ideas!
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[ pegs clacking ]
Farting retards getting kicked
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In the balls it is.
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[ "Benny hill"-like music
Plays ]
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>> ♪ la la-la la-la la-la ♪
Ow! Hey!
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[ farting ]
Ohh!
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I'll get you!
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Ow! Quit hitting me in the face!
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Hyah!
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Ohh!
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>> you can't kick me, but I'll
Fart on your face!
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Yes, intelligent humor!
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The greatest!
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>> hey!
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