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It's alive!
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Sorry about AIDS.
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That was me.
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Ooh hoo!
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Mantenna and Grizzlor are
attacking the Whispering Woods!
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We need She-ra...
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Shh!
Kowl, this is not a good time.
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Not a good time?!
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But they're slaughtering the
Twiggets!
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The Twiggets will have to
wait!
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Adora has a visitor.
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A visitor?
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What kind of visitor?
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Her "Aunt Flow" is in town?
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Adora doesn't have an
Aunt Flow.
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Madame Razz, where is Adora?!
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Shadow Weaver and Leech are
attacking the Crystal Castle!
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Sorry, Spirit.
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She can't help you right now.
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But we need She-ra!
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Adora's riding the
"cotton pony," if you get my meaning.
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She got another horse?
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No, Spirit, it's not a
real...
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I turn into Swift Wind!
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Can this cotton pony do that?
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Madame Razz, Catra, Scorpia,
and Entrapta
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are attacking
Castle Bright Moon.
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She-ra is unavailable, Bow.
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Unavailable?
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Yes!
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Adora is... "floating on the
crimson tide" right now.
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What the hell does this have
to do with a particular type
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of Algal Bloom common to the
Eastern Gulf of Mexico?
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Never mind!
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Neither Adora nor She-ra can
help any of you right now.
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Come back in, say, five days.
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Maybe four, if it's a light
month.
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But we need She-ra!
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This is outrageous!
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Shut up! Shut up!
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Shu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-t up!
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What does it take to get some
peace and quiet around here?!
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You want She-ra?
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Is that it, huh?!
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Here she comes!
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For the honor of Grayskull,
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I am She-ra!
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Now get out of my way!
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Oh, deary, me,
this isn't good.
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Why do I always have to be the
one...
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Come here!
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No, wait!
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Unh!
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Ya-a-a-a-h!
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Hyah!
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Ow!
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Ohh!
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Aah!
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Why, you...
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Hey! Ow!
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Ow!
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Get over here!
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Hey, my ey...
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Oh!
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Hyah!
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Aah! Aah!
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There!
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Now can I get some fucking
sleep?!
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Aah! Kill me!
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Please kill me!
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Shut up!
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Hi, thanks.
It's a sweater.
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Uh...
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What are we gonna do?
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We don't stand a chance of
getting laid without a car!
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Everybody's got a sex machine
but us.
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Guys, guys,
are you kidding me?
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We're surrounded by
possibilities.
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These parts could be
sex-o-matic...
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...vibromatic...
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...vulva-matic.
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Why, it could be hump lightning!
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slide it up
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gods
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our moves
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some boobs
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we're bringing back some tits
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Can't believe it's so cool.
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Now go find us something to
hump.
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Weren't we supposed
to make a car?
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Yo, man!
What are you doing, man?
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You can't hump a jukebox.
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It's so crazy!
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People are looking.
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You're getting a bad rep.
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and we'll tell on you
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Hi, Sherlock!
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Hiya, girls!
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It seems like the story box
wants to tell us a story.
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Let's take a look inside.
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Ooh!
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Neato!
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Wow!
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Hey, hey!
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What you want to be is a
si-i-i-i-i-n!
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A si-i-i-i-i-n!
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Just shut your eyes,
Sherlock!
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Whatever happens,
keep them shut!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aa-a-a-a-h!
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Aa-a-a-a-h!
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Wow.
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I hate biblical stories.
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So, what are we doing?
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Surprise me.
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Hmm.
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Perfect.
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Hey, kids!
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Feeling run down from all the
chemo, spinal taps,
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and general malpractice-worthy
doctoring?
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Sounds like you need some
critical love... stat!
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Say hello to the
Intensive Care Bears.
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Try Skin-graft Bear!
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He's an inspirational patchwork
of love.
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He smells like morphine
sulfate!
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Feeling run down?
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Give a wheeze for Severe
Combined
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Immune Deficiency Syndrome Bear,
or "SCIDS" for short!
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We both want to walk on
grass!
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And let's not forget
low T-cell Bear.
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Being born with AIDS won't
slow him down!
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The Intensive Care Bears...
they're a cure for your heart!
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Intensive Care Bears only
cure your heart metaphorically.
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Some bears may cause rash,
infection, loss of vision,
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and/or loose stools.
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I never thought I'd see the
day.
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I'm gonna get it!
I got it!
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Oh, my...
Oh, my god!
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Star Wars, Spongebob, Batman,
Harry Potter
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- the world of LEGO has all
your favorites!
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Now get ready for the
oscar-winning "Babel."
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Awesome!
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I am a Moroccan boy!
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I am going to shoot that bus!
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Blam blam!
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Tour bus playset unfolds to
reveal all your
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favorite characters,
like Brad Pitt!
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Help! My wife!
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I need a doctor!
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Turn this bus around!
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This country's full of Muslims,
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and I'm scared like a little
girl!
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Thrill to action and
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excitement at the U.S. /Mexican
border!
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Ay, caramba!
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Even comes with a
Rinko Kikuchi figure.
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I feel funny.
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"Babel" playset comes with
everything shown here.
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Pretentiousness sold separately.
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From LEGO!
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Aww!
Coochie-coochie-coo!
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Look at the baby!
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What a cute little baby!
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Aww!
Look at the little!
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Aww!
Who's a baby?
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Papa smurf!
Papa smurf!
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It is smurfing like
a mother smurfer!
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What if the dam breaks?!
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This is exactly why I'm
Papa smurf and you're just,
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uh... uh...
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Which smurf are you?
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I'm Army Corps of Engineers
smurf.
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That dam was smurfed by the
finest construction crew
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the forest has to offer.
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I didn't evacuate when them
chipmunks went rabid,
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and that was bad!
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Sure as hell ain't evacuatin'
for a little rain...
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Aah!
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Destruction, devastation,
a community in ruins.
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How did it come to this?
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Why did the dam fail?
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I've spent my entire adult
life searching
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for the smurf village!
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How did Anderson fucking Cooper
find it in less than a day?!
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Meow.
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And where is the King during
the greatest crisis
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the forest has ever known?
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Papa smurf says the King
doesn't care about blue people,
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and Papa smurf is always right
because Papa smurf...
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Papa smurf!
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What is it, Brainy?
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Usually the other smurfs kick
me out of the village
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when I start talking too much,
but...
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There are no smurfs left!
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Ha ha ha!
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This is the best day of my life!
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Ahh.
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Triumph at last!
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Ahh!
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Hello.
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It's Gargamel.
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Yes, the usual.
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With fried rice, please.
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For one.
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Also
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also also
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also also
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Ba-gawk! Wow.
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Ugh!
I hate when this happens.
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The episode we wrote was a
minute too short.
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Quick, guys!
Bring out the wheel of ideas!
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Farting retards getting kicked
in the balls it is.
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Ow! Hey!
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Ohh!
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I'll get you!
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Ow! Quit hitting me in the face!
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Hey!
Ohh!
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You can't kick me,
but I'll fart on your face!
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Yes, intelligent humor!
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The greatest!
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Hey!
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