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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> we were playing with
Pandapple's ball, but we lost
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It.
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>> here comes hello kitty.
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She'll know what to do.
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>> hello, badtz-maru and
Keroppi.
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>> hello kitty, you have to help
Us.
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>> we lost pandapple's ball.
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What do we do?
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>> this is a big problem.
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Hurt feelings are the worst
Kind -- eehhhhh!
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[ coughs, gasps ]
Eehhhhh!
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[ gasping ]
[ retching continues ]
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[ coughs ]
Ah! Oh!
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Hurt feelings are the worst
Kind --
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>> this is decaf!
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>> why did we stop?
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>> I-I arranged it.
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Will you marry me?
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>> oh! Wow.
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No.
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>> oh.
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Uh...Oh.
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[ merry-go-round music plays ]
[ bell dings ]
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>> yo, mick, I can't see
Nothing.
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You got to open my eye.
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Cut me, mick.
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Cut me.
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[ groans ]
[ bell dings ]
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Oh, I only got one eye, mick.
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>> listen to me, kid.
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Don't worry about that.
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>> all right.
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Here we go.
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>> good job, kid!
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That's right!
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You got him!
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[ bell dings ]
>> rocky, what were you thinking
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About when you --
>> adrian!
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>> rocky!
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>> adrian!
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>> aah!
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>> we now return to
"Two and a half men."
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[ laughter ]
>> this isn't funny!
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>> I love you, thelma.
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>> I love you, louise.
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[ tires screech ]
Oh, my god, louise!
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My shinbone's wedged up in my
Pelvis!
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Oh!
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>> [ groans ]
>> I can't move.
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Oh, no!
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>> know what would feel super
Comfortable right now?
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>> what, darling?
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>> prison.
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>> oh, god!
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Prison sounds so good.
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>> three square meals, an hour
Of sunshine every day.
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>> and being able to walk.
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>> in retrospect, our murder
Trial could have taken years.
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We could have been out on bail,
Even.
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>> maybe even gotten off on a
Technicality.
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>> yeah!
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>> don't give up hope.
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We ain't dead yet.
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>> maybe they can fix us up and
Give us robot parts or
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Something.
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>> yeah!
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Them cops should be airlifting
Us out of here any minute now.
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>> [ growling ]
>> oh, hell.
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>> that was the most heroic and
Noble thing I've ever seen.
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>> [ both screaming ]
>> what's that noise?
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>> just the wind -- the wind of
Freedom.
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>> this is martha!
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>> honored scientists,
Distinguished colleagues,
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Members of the press, by the
Power vested in me, I hereby
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Announce that pluto is no longer
A planet.
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>> what?!
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You can't just change that.
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>> well, I just did it, sucka!
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Also, "A" is no longer a vowel,
North no longer a direction.
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And oh, your sister?
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No longer a virgin.
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Hi-oh!
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[ laughs ]
>> who actually gave him that
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Power?
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>> leonard, how could you?!
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Adultery is a sin.
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>> not anymore it's not,
Sweetie!
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Plus, nebraska's no longer a
State, fuji's no longer a
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Mountain, and pie -- pie! -- no
Longer has carbs.
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Gotta fly!
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>> stop or we'll shoot!
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>> no, you won't, because babies
No longer grow up to be cowboys,
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Black guys are no longer longer,
And bullets are no longer
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Deadly.
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Give it to me --
[ alarm blaring ]
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>> so I'm guessing he only had
The power in theory.
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>> yeah, I'm guessing you're
Right.
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>> you gots to eat lightning and
Crap thunder.
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So gets out to the store and
Picks up some lightnin' pops
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Cereal.
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And ask your parents to get one
Of them new thunder-proof
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Crappin' bowls for the toilet
Room, because mickey loves ya.
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>> oh, yeah.
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Cook, baby! Cook!
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Once we get done selling all
This crystal meth, we're gonna
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Be on easy street, and we're
Gonna be [bleep] Laughing!
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>> laughing is fun.
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You're the smartest guy I --
[ both coughing ]
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Oh, man.
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>> I am crystar!
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>> whoa!
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That icicle is talking to us!
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>> my home world, crystalean, is
Under attack by the evil moltar!
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I've traveled through time and
Space to find other crystal
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Warriors who can aid me in my
Quest for peace!
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Are you crystal warriors?
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>> yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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>> whoa!
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>> welcome to crystalean.
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Now, we haven't much time.
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We must stop moltar before --
>> [ laughs ]
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After we smoke this dude, we
Should smoke his whole world!
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>> [ laughs ]
If this guy was their greatest
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Hero, I would love to meet their
Greatest "Heroine."
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>> [ laughs ]
>> this is scrumptious!
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>> ugh!
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Aren't you heading into the
Office?
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>> do I look like I'm heading
Into the office?
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>> well, what if you get a
Repair call?
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>> oh, you're hilarious!
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Let's hear it for
Jokey mcshut the [bleep] Up!
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>> oh, go [bleep] Yourself!
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If you're unhappy, then just
Quit.
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>> great idea, retard!
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And who's gonna pay the mortgage
In this dump of a [bleep] Shack
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You call a home?
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>> you know those [bleep]
Washers never break down, and
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You are the one who said you
Would use that time for your
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Writing.
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And I haven't seen page one,
Ernest heming-[bleep]-head.
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Oh!
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>> oh, god, honey, I-I'm so
Sorry.
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>> don't touch me!
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I don't know you anymore.
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I'm taking the kids and I'm
Going to my mother's!
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Don't call us!
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>> wait!
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[ sobs ]
Why don't they ever need
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Service?
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They never break down!
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But I do!
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[ sobs ]
This is all your fault!
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[ wailing ]
Give us a kiss, baby.
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[ merry-go-round music plays ]
>> are you sure?
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>> yeah.
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>> damn these laff-a-lympics.
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Even though we cheat, we always
Lose.
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But not this time.
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[ door opens ]
>> hey!
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Whoo!
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I can stop you, for I am smarter
Than the average bear!
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>> what's going on, yogi?
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>> boo boo, you [bleep] Bear of
Average intelligence.
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[ all screaming ]
[ gunfire and shouting in
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Distance ]
>> well, g-- oh!
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>> they're gone!
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They're all gone, even.
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>> we have a list of names.
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All had a hand in planning
Munich.
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>> well, then, what are we
Waiting for?
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[ laughs stupidly ]
Let's get it on!
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>> I think we'll go with a
Different, more subtle talking
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Dog with this one.
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>> let me at 'em!
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Let me at 'em!
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I'll get 'em with puppy...
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Powe-r-r-r-r-r!
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>> he was on the list.
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>> like, good morning, dude!
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Hey, scoob!
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Like, what the [bleep] Are you
Doing, man?
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>> sorry, raggy.
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My rafety rasn't ron.
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[ laughs ]
>> do you know why we're here?
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>> why you're here?
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I don't know why I'm here.
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There weren't any better
Hanna-barbera villains to round
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Out the really rottens but me?
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Who the hell am I?
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Aah!
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>> oh, what a waste that would
Be.
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Ow!
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> oops! Wrong club!
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>> oh, order.
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>> roh! Re's r-r-r-read!
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Rennie's a rog!
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[ rings ]
>> hello. Who is this?
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>> you have a collect call
From...
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>> captain cavema-a-a-n!
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>> should we accept the charges?
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>> [ gasps ]
Did we rever really arromprish
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Ranything?
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Mmm! Yum yum!
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Yum yum yum!
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[ laughs ]
Ah-rooby-dooby-doo!
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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