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It's alive!
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We were playing with
Pandapple's ball,
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but we lost it.
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Here comes Hello Kitty.
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She'll know what to do.
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Hello, Badtz-maru and
Keroppi.
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Hello Kitty,
you have to help us.
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We lost Pandapple's ball.
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What do we do?
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This is a big problem.
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Hurt feelings are the worst
kind... eehhhhh!
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Eehhhhh!
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Ah! Oh!
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Hurt feelings are the worst
kind...
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This is decaf!
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Why did we stop?
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I-I arranged it.
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Will you marry me?
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Oh! Wow.
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No.
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Oh.
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Uh... oh.
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Yo, Mick, I can't see
nothing.
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You got to open my eye.
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Cut me, Mick.
Cut me.
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Oh, I only got one eye, Mick.
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Listen to me, kid.
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Don't worry about that.
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Good job, kid!
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That's right!
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You got him!
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Rocky, what were you thinking
about when you...
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Adrian!
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Rocky!
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Adrian!
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Aah!
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We now return to
"Two and a Half Men."
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This isn't funny!
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I love you, Thelma.
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I love you, Louise.
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Oh, my god, Louise!
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My shinbone's wedged up in my
pelvis!
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Oh!
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I can't move.
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Oh, no!
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Know what would feel super
comfortable right now?
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What, darling?
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Prison.
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Oh, god!
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Prison sounds so good.
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Three square meals,
an hour of sunshine every day.
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And being able to walk.
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In retrospect, our murder
trial could have taken years.
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We could have been out on bail,
even.
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Maybe even gotten off on a
technicality.
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Yeah!
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Don't give up hope.
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We ain't dead yet.
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Maybe they can fix us up
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and give us robot parts or
something.
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Yeah!
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Them cops should be airlifting
us out of here any minute now.
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Oh, hell.
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That was the most heroic and
noble thing I've ever seen.
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What's that noise?
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Just the wind...
The wind of freedom.
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This is Martha!
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Honored scientists,
distinguished colleagues,
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members of the press,
by the power vested in me,
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I hereby announce that Pluto is
no longer a planet.
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What?!
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You can't just change that.
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Well, I just did it, sucka!
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Also, "A" is no longer a vowel,
North no longer a direction.
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And oh, your sister?
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No longer a virgin.
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Hi-oh!
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Who actually gave him that
power?
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Leonard, how could you?!
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Adultery is a sin.
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Not anymore it's not,
sweetie!
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Plus, Nebraska's no longer a
state,
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Fuji's no longer a mountain,
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and pie... pie!
No longer has carbs.
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Gotta fly!
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Stop or we'll shoot!
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No, you won't, because babies
no longer grow up to be cowboys,
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black guys are no longer longer,
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and bullets are no longer
deadly.
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Give it to me...
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So I'm guessing he only had
the power in theory.
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Yeah, I'm guessing you're
right.
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You gots to eat lightning and
crap thunder.
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So gets out to the store
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and picks up some lightnin'
pops cereal.
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And ask your parents to get one
of them new thunder-proof
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crappin' bowls for the toilet
room, because Mickey loves ya.
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Oh, yeah.
Cook, baby! Cook!
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Once we get done selling all
this crystal meth,
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we're gonna be on easy street,
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and we're gonna be fucking
laughing!
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Laughing is fun.
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You're the smartest guy I...
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Oh, man.
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I am Crystar!
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Whoa!
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That icicle is talking to us!
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My home world, Crystalean, is
under attack by the evil Moltar!
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I've traveled through time and
space
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to find other crystal warriors
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who can aid me in my
quest for peace!
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Are you Crystal warriors?
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Whoa!
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Welcome to Crystalean.
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Now, we haven't much time.
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We must stop Moltar before...
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After we smoke this dude, we
should smoke his whole world!
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If this guy was their greatest
hero,
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I would love to meet their
greatest "heroine. "
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This is scrumptious!
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Ugh!
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Aren't you heading into the
office?
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Do I look like I'm heading
into the office?
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Well, what if you get a
repair call?
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Oh, you're hilarious!
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Let's hear it for
Jokey McShut the fuck up!
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Oh, go fuck yourself!
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If you're unhappy,
then just quit.
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Great idea, retard!
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And who's gonna pay the mortgage
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in this dump of a shit shack
you call a home?
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You know those fucking
washers never break down,
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and you are the one who said
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you would use that time for your
writing.
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And I haven't seen page one,
Ernest Heming-shit-head.
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Oh!
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Oh, god, honey,
I-I'm so sorry.
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Don't touch me!
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I don't know you anymore.
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I'm taking the kids and
I'm going to my mother's!
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Don't call us!
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Wait! Wait!
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Why don't they ever need
service?
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They never break down!
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But I do!
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This is all your fault!
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Give us a kiss, baby.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Damn these Laff-a-lympics.
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Even though we cheat,
we always lose.
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But not this time.
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Hey!
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Whoo!
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I can stop you, for I am smarter
than the average bear!
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What's going on, Yogi?
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Boo Boo, you fucking bear of
average intelligence.
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Well, g... oh!
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They're gone!
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They're all gone, even.
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We have a list of names.
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All had a hand in planning
Munich.
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Well, then, what are we
waiting for?
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Let's get it on!
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I think we'll go with a
different,
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more subtle talking
dog with this one.
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Let me at 'em!
Let me at 'em!
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I'll get 'em with puppy...
powe-r-r-r-r-r!
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He was on the list.
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Like, good morning, dude!
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Hey, Scoob!
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Like, what the fuck are you
doing, man?
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Sorry, Raggy.
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My rafety rasn't ron.
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Do you know why we're here?
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Why you're here?
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I don't know why I'm here.
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There weren't any better
Hanna-Barbera villains
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to round out the really rottens
but me?
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Who the hell am I?
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Aah!
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Oh, what a waste that would
be.
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Ow!
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Oops! Wrong club!
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Oh, order.
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Roh! Re's r-r-r-read!
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Rennie's a rog!
192
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,948
Hello. Who is this?
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You have a collect call
from...
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Captain Cavema-a-a-n!
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Should we accept the charges?
196
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Did we rever really arromprish
ranything?
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Mmm! Yum yum!
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Yum yum yum!
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Ah-rooby-dooby-doo!
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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