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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> hey, I'm "Robot chicken"
Executive producer seth green.
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I'm here to introduce the winner
Of last year's ps3 contest,
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James duffy.
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[ applause ]
Take a bow, james.
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>> aah!
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>> yeah, you like that?
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You [bleep] Like that?!
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You're a winner!
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You're so lucky!
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Such a lucky winner!
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So lucky!
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Shh. It's okay.
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It's almost over.
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It's almost over.
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So lucky.
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>> [ choking ]
>> here's your ps3!
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Keep watching [adult swim] For
Our next big contest.
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[ beeping ]
>> what the [bleep] Is going on
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Here?
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>> [ singing the theme from
"Mr. Rogers" in japanese ]
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[ speaking japanese ]
[ trolley whistle blows ]
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Ooh!
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>> [ roaring ]
>> meow! Meow!
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[ shouting in japanese ]
>> [ speaking japanese ]
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[ both laughing ]
>> wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Check this.
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[ both laughing hysterically ]
>> oh, my god!
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[ buzzing ]
>> ah, darn!
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>> he's -- he's dead!
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>> want to play again?
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>> you killed him!
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>> what are you talking about,
Becky?
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>> you said you would help him.
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But he's dead!
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Hello.
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Yes, I would like to report a
Murder.
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>> becky, what are you doing?
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It was an accident, becky.
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You were there!
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>> the police are on their way,
Mikey.
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I promise I will do everything I
Can for you.
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>> no! No! No! No! No! No!
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This can't be happening, man!
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This can't be happening!
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Come on! No!
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Fight! Fight!
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Come on!
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>> it's over, mikey.
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>> get off me!
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No! No, no, no!
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I can't go to prison!
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I wouldn't last a day!
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[ gun cocks ]
I'm sorry, becky.
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>> mikey, no!
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[ gunshot ]
Damn you, milton bradley!
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[ sobbing ]
>> foul beasts, I, spawn, the
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Superhero from hell, will defeat
You!
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>> [ roaring ]
Never!
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The world of man will be crushed
Under the march of my hellish
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Army!
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>> aah!
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Let the challenge begin!
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[ the charlie daniels band's
"The devil went down to georgia"
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Plays ]
>> all: ♪ big in the '90s,
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Spawn, spawn, spawn ♪
♪ created by a guy named
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Mcfarlane ♪
♪ had his own show on hbo ♪
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♪ did the plot make sense? ♪
♪ no, no, no ♪
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>> [ roaring ]
[ off-key notes play ]
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[ cheers and applause ]
>> maleboglia wins!
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>> yeah, maleboglia totally
Wins!
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>> what?!
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Ohh, when do we get a bathroom
Break?
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>> whoo-hoo-hoo!
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[ dance music playing ]
[ crowd cheering ]
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Check me out!
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[ record scratches ]
[ cheering stops ]
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Check me out!
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Yeah!
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>> aah, you're in public!
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Have some self-respect, for
God's sake!
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>> I can't believe you'd do
Something like that!
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What's wrong with you?
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>> [ groans ] You ate that chick
Three weeks ago.
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How long are you gonna keep
Dressing like that?
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>> as long as it makes me happy!
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>> this fall, a hot new comedy
From nbs...
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>> we're gonna kill you, christ!
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>> [ laughs ]
Oh, you.
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>> fun and foibles taken from
The real-life experiences of
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Series creator jesus christ.
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>> I hope this hurts you, scum!
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>> [ laughs ]
>> sundays at 9:00 a.M.
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>> arthur fonzarelli was doing
His best, but his best wasn't
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Enough.
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>> I need the rent money, fonz,
Or I need you out in the
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Morning.
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>> whoa!
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Brokerino!
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I need you to trust me.
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>> I trust you.
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Are you gonna rape me?
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>> whoa!
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Sit on it!
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>> are you gonna make me sit on
It?
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>> do you have any work
Experience?
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>> no, but I can do this.
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[ snaps fingers ]
>> uh...Are you a pimp?
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>> so, you can repair jukeboxes?
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>> well, no.
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See, if it's turned off but
Plugged in, then I can turn it
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On by hitting it with my fist.
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>> why don't you just turn it on
With the switch?
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>> whoa!
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>> did mom leave because of me?
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>> look, chach, I don't even
Really know who your mom is.
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But by leaving you, she was
Wr-wr-wr...
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[ coughs ]
She was wr-wr-wr-wr--
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She was wr-wr-wr--
She was a bitch!
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>> but against all odds...
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>> I got customers who need to
Use the bathroom!
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>> al, this is my office.
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>> well, some people need to
Take a [bleep] In your desk, so
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Open the door.
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>> don't you ever let anyone
Tell you that you can't do
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Something, okay?
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>> ...He rose above it all.
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>> you want something, you do
It.
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Period!
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>> arthur fonzarelli in...
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"The pursuit of happy days."
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>> and coming at you now is
"Get 'em, they're different" by
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The nazis!
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>> ♪ I will ass-rape you with
A pitchfork ♪
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>> dude, working for the
Mandarin sure is sweet!
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>> well, I tell chicks I work
For dr. Doom.
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How are they gonna know?
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[ footsteps clanging ]
Oh, great, here comes iron man!
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What do you think?
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Should we sound the alarm here?
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>> ah, he's still a ways off.
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[ clanging continues ]
Oh, man, did you see the game
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Last night?
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>> oh, yeah [bleep] Knicks!
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[ footsteps clanging louder ]
>> I tell you, this headquarters
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Was a great buy.
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>> yeah, all we had to do was
Pull up the berber carpeting,
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And we can hear iron man coming
A mile away!
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[ footsteps stop ]
[ metal crunching and scraping ]
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Whoa!
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>> what the hell?!
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>> oh, he's in the air duct!
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>> that's a new one!
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>> should we tell the mandarin?!
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>> what?!
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>> I said, should we tell the
Mandarin?!
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>> who's darren?!
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>> both: aah!
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>> oh, my god!
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>> you're on top of my spine!
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Get off of me!
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>> god, please, get off!
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>> I can't!
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I can't get up!
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>> you're crushing us!
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>> hang on, I'll use my rocket
Boots.
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>> both: no!
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Aah!
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>> oh.
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Hey.
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[ chuckles ]
What's up?
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>> you've been here four hour!
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You go now!
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>> now back to vh1's top 100
Final episodes ever,
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The latest in our line of
"Top 100 something-something
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Whatever" crap programming.
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"The facts of life" weren't all
About natalie's stretch marks or
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Joe's extraneous sex organ.
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Some facts were harsh indeed.
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>> oh, girls, don't look so
Down.
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This chapter is over, but a new
Chapter is right around the
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Corner.
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>> will it be a chapter filled
With raw cookie dough?
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[ laughter ]
>> to new beginnings!
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[ gulping ]
>> I-I feel gross.
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>> why, did you look in a
Mirror?
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>> I feel dizzy.
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[ coughing and choking ]
>> yes, my lovelies, nothing
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Will tear us apart.
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Yes, we'll be together forever.
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[ laughter ]
Aah!
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[ choking ]
[ laughter continues ]
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>> remember eddie murphy's fox
Show, "The pjs"?
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Me neither!
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[ siren wailing ]
>> what on eartha kitt?
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Whitney houston, we have a
Problem.
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If they ask, you's my sister.
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>> you mean, "Brother."
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>> what? You ain't got no urkel.
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[ boing! ]
Doh!
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Vivica a. [bleep]
>> when "Mork and mindy" ended
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After four seasons, the shazbot
Really hit the fan.
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>> you did the right thing,
Miss mcconnell.
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>> oh, na-nu na-nu.
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>> oh, they're cutting into me.
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That's not a -- oh, I'm gonna
Need those!
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Don't take those!
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Hey, hey, you're takin' --
Ar, ar, ar, down, mr. Happy.
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Oh!
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[ flatline ]
[ laughter ]
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>> "The incredible hulk" was a
Ratings behemoth, but eventually
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David banner walked off into the
Sunset for the final time.
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On a related note, bill bixby
Walked off into the sunset for
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The final time on november 21,
1993.
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His bat was cancer.
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For 10 seasons, "The love boat"
Stank.
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In the final episode,
"The love boat" sank.
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>> will you go down with the
Ship, captain?
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>> that water looks cold,
Gopher -- far, far too cold.
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See you in hell [bleep]
[ laughter ]
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>> help me!
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Oh, for the love of god, help
Me!
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Aah!
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>> oh, this is looking bad.
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Aah!
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>> oh, no!
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>> coming up on vh1's "Top 100
Final episodes ever"...
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>> it wasn't a chicken!
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It was a baby!
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[ laughter ]
>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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Bawk bawk ♪
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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