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It's alive!
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Hey, I'm "Robot Chicken"
executive producer Seth Green.
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I'm here to introduce the winner
of last year's PS3 contest,
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James Duffy.
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Take a bow, James.
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Aah!
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Yeah, you like that?
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You fucking like that?!
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Yeah, you do.
You're a winner!
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You're so lucky!
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Such a lucky winner!
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So lucky!
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Shh. It's okay.
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It's almost over.
It's almost over.
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So lucky.
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Here's your PS3!
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Keep watching for
our next big contest.
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What the fuck is going
on here?
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Ooh!
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Meow! Meow!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Check this.
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Oh, my god!
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Ah, darn!
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He's... he's dead!
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Want to play again?
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You killed him!
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What are you talking about,
Becky?
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You said you would help him.
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But he's dead!
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Hello.
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Yes, I would like to report a
murder.
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Becky, what are you doing?
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It was an accident, Becky.
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You were there!
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The police are on their way,
Mikey.
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I promise I will do everything I
can for you.
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No! No! No! No! No! No!
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This can't be happening, man!
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This can't be happening!
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Come on! No!
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Fight! Fight!
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Come on!
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It's over, Mikey.
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Get off me!
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No! No no no!
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I can't go to prison!
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I wouldn't last a day!
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I'm sorry, Becky.
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Mikey, no!
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Damn you, Milton Bradley!
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Foul Beasts, I, Spawn,
the superhero from hell,
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will defeat you!
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Never!
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The world of man will be crushed
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under the march of my hellish
army!
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Aah!
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Let the challenge begin!
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All:
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McFarlane
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Maleboglia wins!
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Yeah, Maleboglia totally
wins!
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What?!
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Ohh, when do we get a bathroom
break?
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Check me out!
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Check me out!
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Yeah!
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Aah, you're in public!
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Have some self-respect,
for god's sake!
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I can't believe you'd do
something like that!
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What's wrong with you?
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You ate that chick
three weeks ago.
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How long are you gonna keep
dressing like that?
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As long as it makes me happy!
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This fall, a hot new comedy
from NBS...
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We're gonna kill you, Christ!
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Oh, you.
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Fun and foibles taken from
the real-life experiences
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of series creator Jesus Christ.
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I hope this hurts you, scum!
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Sundays at 9:00 A.M.
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Arthur Fonzarelli was doing
his best,
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but his best wasn't enough.
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I need the rent money, Fonz,
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or I need you out in the
morning.
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Whoa!
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Brokerino!
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I need you to trust me.
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I trust you.
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Are you gonna rape me?
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Whoa!
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Sit on it!
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Are you gonna make
me sit on it?
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Do you have any work
experience?
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No, but I can do this.
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Uh... are you a pimp?
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So, you can repair jukeboxes?
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Well, no.
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See, if it's turned off but
plugged in,
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then I can turn it
on by hitting it with my fist.
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Why don't you just turn it on
with the switch?
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Whoa!
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Did mom leave because of me?
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Look, Chach, I don't even
really know who your mom is.
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But by leaving you,
she was wr-wr-wr...
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She was wr-wr-wr-wr...
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She was wr-wr-wr...
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She was a bitch!
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But against all odds...
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I got customers who need to
use the bathroom!
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Al, this is my office.
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Well, some people need to
take a shit in your desk,
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so open the door.
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Don't you ever let anyone
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tell you that you can't do
something, okay?
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...He rose above it all.
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You want something,
you do it.
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Period!
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Arthur Fonzarelli in...
"The Pursuit of Happy Days. "
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And coming at you now is
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"Get 'Em, They're Different"
by the Nazis!
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a pitchfork
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Dude, working for the
Mandarin sure is sweet!
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Well, I tell chicks I work
for Dr. Doom.
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How are they gonna know?
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Oh, great, here comes Iron Man!
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What do you think?
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Should we sound the alarm here?
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Ah, he's still a ways off.
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Oh, man, did you see the game
last night?
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Oh, yeah fucking Knicks!
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I tell you, this headquarters
was a great buy.
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Yeah, all we had to do was
pull up the berber carpeting,
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and we can hear Iron Man coming
a mile away!
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Whoa!
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What the hell?!
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Oh, he's in the air duct!
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That's a new one!
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Should we tell the Mandarin?!
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What?!
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I said, should we tell the
Mandarin?!
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Who's Darren?!
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Both:
Aah!
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Oh, my god!
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You're on top of my spine!
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Get off of me!
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God, please, get off!
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I can't!
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I can't get up!
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You're crushing us!
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Hang on,
I'll use my rocket boots.
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Both:
No!
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Aah!
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Oh.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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You've been here four hour!
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You go now!
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Now back to VH1's top 100
final episodes ever,
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the latest in our line of
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"top 100 something-something
whatever" crap programming.
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"The Facts of Life" weren't all
about Natalie's stretch marks
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or Joe's extraneous sex organ.
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Some facts were harsh indeed.
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Oh, girls,
don't look so down.
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This chapter is over,
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but a new chapter is right
around the corner.
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Will it be a chapter filled
with raw cookie dough?
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To new beginnings!
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I-I feel gross.
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Why, did you look in a
mirror?
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I feel dizzy.
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Yes, my lovelies,
nothing will tear us apart.
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Yes, we'll be together forever.
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Aah!
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Remember Eddie Murphy's Fox
show, "The PJs"?
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Me neither!
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What on Eartha Kitt?
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Whitney Houston,
we have a problem.
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If they ask, you's my sister.
You mean, "brother."
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What? You ain't got no urkel.
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Doh!
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Vivica A. Fuck.
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When "Mork and Mindy" ended
after four seasons,
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the shazbot really hit the fan.
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You did the right thing,
Miss McConnell.
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Oh, na-nu na-nu.
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Oh, they're cutting into me.
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That's not a... oh,
I'm gonna need those!
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Don't take those!
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Hey, hey, you're takin'...
ar, ar, ar, down, Mr. Happy.
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Oh!
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"The Incredible Hulk"
was a ratings behemoth,
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but eventually David Banner
walked off into
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the sunset for the final time.
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On a related note, Bill Bixby
walked off into the sunset
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for the final time on
November 21, 1993.
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His bat was cancer.
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For 10 seasons,
"The Love Boat" stank.
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In the final episode,
"The Love Boat" sank.
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Will you go down with the
ship, Captain?
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That water looks cold,
Gopher... far, far too cold.
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See you in hell fucko!
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Help me!
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Oh, for the love of god,
help me!
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Aah!
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Oh, this is looking bad.
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Aah!
Oh, no!
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Coming up on VH1's
"Top 100 final episodes ever"...
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It wasn't a chicken!
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It was a baby!
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also also
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219
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also also
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also also
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Ba-gawk! Wow.
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