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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> and relax.
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Relax.
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[ roars ]
Mmm.
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[ roars ]
Mmm.
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>> [ roars ]
>> [ chuckles ] And that's what
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Happened to the dinosaurs.
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>> [ whispering indistinctly ]
>> son, this is gonna hurt me
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More than it hurts you.
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Aah!
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>> aah!
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>> aah!
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>> aah!
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>> really?
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The whole budget's just a camera
And the van?
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>> dude, you're on.
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>> oh, now?
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Oh, this is gonna royally kick
Ass!
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>> I know!
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I'm gonna use the lie-detection
Software to see which one the
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Producer told to lie to you, and
Then you'll hit the other one in
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The face with your dick.
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>> boo-ya!
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And I'll give you sloppy
Seconds.
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Up top!
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>> sloppy seconds!
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>> this show is awesome!
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Here they come.
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[ camera shutter clicking ]
>> hi, I'm barbie.
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>> what's up? I'm yasmin.
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>> bitches ain't lyin'.
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>> so, barbie, how do you kick
It?
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>> well, I'm a doctor, an
Olympic skater, a scientist, and
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A homemaker, and I like pink.
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>> oh, snap.
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We gots that in common.
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>> and how about you, yasmin?
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How you get down?
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>> I like a man who takes care
Of me.
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I enjoy clubbing -- oh! --
And shopping.
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I'm kind of a brat, and I
Designed my own tramp stamp.
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>> that's you and me, dude.
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>> mmm, I love salad.
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>> me, too.
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>> she is lyin', dude.
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>> do you really enjoy salad,
Yasmin?
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>> well, I am more into meat.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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>> oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, she's telling t-the truth.
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She's telling...The truth.
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>> hello, I was a space-shuttle
Commander.
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I have an r.V. And a
Convertible.
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>> feels so good.
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>> it's true.
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It's true.
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She likes it, dog.
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She's likes it.
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>> oh, hell, yeah.
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I choose you.
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>> this is [bleep]
We still have 20 minutes left on
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The show.
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>> is that the hot topic?
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>> oh, you the one.
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>> oh, baby, yes.
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I knew I'd beat that whore.
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>> oh, yeah.
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Oh, you del-- oh, you taste like
Other men, though.
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>> oh, yes.
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This is doing wonders for my
Self-esteem.
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>> oh, you dirty.
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>> I'm number one!
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>> oh I feel [bleep] Crawling on
Me already, but I don't care.
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>> and now please stand for our
National anthem.
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>> you traitor.
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>> beetlejuice, beetlejuice,
Beetlejuice!
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>> I'm sorry, baby, but I have
To go.
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>> oh, no. Unh-unh.
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Don't even try it.
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Today is your day with the kids.
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You can't just dump them on me.
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>> baby, she's already said my
Name three times.
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I have to go!
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>> fine, then I want full
Custody of the kids.
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>> what?
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You're really doing this right
Now?
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This is the second you choose to
Drop this on me?
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>> beetlejuice, beetlejuice,
Beetlejuice!
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>> honey, she needs me right
Now!
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>> I need you right now.
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Your kids need you right now.
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>> right now, you are being
Ridiculous.
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>> ugh!
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Beetlejuice, beetlejuice
[bleep] Beetlejuice!
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>> you are made of bitch.
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[ light applause ]
[ cheers and applause ]
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>> the winner!
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>> are you -- what?
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We both hit the target in
Exactly the same spot.
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He simply went second.
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>> no, robin hood wins.
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>> wait.
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That's robin hood?
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>> I'd gladly pay you tuesday
For a hamburger today.
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[ laughter ]
>> oh, wimpy, your fico score
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Alone won't let me do that.
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>> oh, hamburger.
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>> here you go.
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>> thank you.
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Oh, sweet hamburger.
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[ knock on door ]
>> it's tuesday, wimpy.
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Where's me money?
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>> oh, dear.
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Popeye, I don't have it, but I'd
Gladly pay you tues--
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>> you forced me to do this.
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>> no! No!
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Not the spinach!
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Aah!
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No!
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Oh!
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Wait.
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Wait.
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Stop, please.
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I'll suck your--.
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>> well, blow me down.
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>> I'd gladly pay you tues--
>> man, I wish I was a
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Superhero.
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I would rescue girls who would
Show me their boobs.
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I would use my x-ray vision to
Look at boobs.
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And then I would...Boobs.
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[ electronic humming ]
Hello!
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Down here!
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Alien invaders, I mean you no
Harm.
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Parlez-vous anglais?
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Sweet bouncing klingons!
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A supersuit!
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Here I come, bad guys...And
Boobs...And not necessarily in
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That order.
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>> ♪ believe it or don't ♪
♪ I'm fly-- ♪
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>> hey, kid, we forgot to
Include the instruction manual.
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Uh, I'll just, uh, leave it
Here, then read it when you --
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Got to go.
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Bye.
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>> special agent bill maxwell,
Fbi.
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We got a report of a ufo in the
Area.
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That looks like alien supersuit
Technology.
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Probably bonded to your dna
Already.
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No point in trying to remove it.
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Well, come on, kid.
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Time to save the world.
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>> ♪ believe it or don't ♪
♪ I'm flying around ♪
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♪ I never figured I'd feel
So... ♪
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♪ this costume rides up in the
Crack of my ass ♪
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♪ I'm making history ♪
♪ it looks like robert culp
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And me ♪
[ camera shutter clicks ]
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>> same time tomorrow, kid.
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>> sorry, clerical error.
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We kind of need the suit back.
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Thank you.
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Uh, his third leg is tiny.
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Tiny third leg.
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Bye.
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>> hey, we're raising money
For -- ugh.
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>> [ chuckles ]
His penis is tiny.
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Hi, penis.
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Ah, boo-boo-boo-boo.
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There you are.
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You're a tiny penis.
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Yes, you are.
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Oh, who's a tiny penis?
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Who's a tiny penis?
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You are.
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Oh, you're so cute, aren't you?
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>> [ laughs ] How tiny.
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>> dang it.
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>> ow!
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Do I go to a hospital or a
Mechanic?
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>> uh, what's the sitches,
Bitches?
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I'm richie rich, and welcome to
My crib!
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Yo, this my groom room.
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All these hands may look alike,
But only one has a brown pinkie.
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[ groans ]
Jackpot!
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I got so much money, I even got
My dog gold-plated.
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He wasn't dead.
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I just wanted him gold-plated.
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And I gets what I want.
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I want my dog gold-plated.
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Gold-plated dog!
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This is my throne room.
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I like to come here, think about
How I got so [bleep] Rich.
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Uh-oh, uh-oh.
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Looks like I'm about to drop
Another grand.
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[ grunts ]
Uh, that's right.
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I [bleep] Gold bricks.
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This is where the magic happens.
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And this is where I [bleep]
Just ask irona.
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She's seen it all.
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Or better yet, check out my
Supersweet sex tape.
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You ain't a real playa unless
You got one, bitch.
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Operator, connect me to the
Moon.
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And, of course, this is the
Pool.
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This is where I get a great view
Of my assets.
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Yo, turn over, ladies.
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Let me look at my assets.
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They say I'm the richest boy on
Earth, but I say why stop there
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[bleep]
Check it out.
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I don't make money.
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I pose for money.
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>> you showing off your
Inheritance, son?
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>> shut up, old money!
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Now let's go see some [bleep]
Cars.
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Hey, you might want to put on a
Helmet so it don't make a mess
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When I blow your mind.
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I used to be all about style,
But then I realized I should get
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A hybrid -- half bentley, half
Monster truck, that is.
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Blam!
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Talk about great mileage.
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This thing gets 7 feet for one
Tank of gas.
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[ laughs ]
Anyway, that's my crib.
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I got to go 'cause I'm late for
My vacation...In my backyard!
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I'm out, bitch.
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Blam!
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[ laughs ] Yeah, that's right.
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>> your drink, sir.
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>> awesome.
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Hold on, cadbury.
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I got a tip for you.
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[ grunting ]
>> no, it's quite all right,
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Sir.
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>> no, no, no.
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I insist.
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[ grunting ]
>> oh, please stop.
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No, sir.
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Sir, sir, don't -- don't --
No, sir.
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>> [ grunting continues ]
>> please, it's quite all right.
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>> shh, shh, shh.
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I'm gonna get you a tip.
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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>> [ grunting ]
Ah, there you go.
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>> [ grunting ]
Ah, there you go.
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