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It's alive!
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And relax.
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Relax.
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Mmm.
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And that's what
happened to the dinosaurs.
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Son, this is gonna hurt me
more than it hurts you.
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Aah!
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Really?
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The whole budget's just a camera
and the van?
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Dude, you're on.
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Oh, now?
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Oh, this is gonna
royally kick ass!
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I know!
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I'm gonna use the lie-detection
software to see which one
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the producer told to lie to you,
and then you'll hit
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the other one in
the face with your dick.
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Boo-ya!
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And I'll give you sloppy
seconds.
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Up top!
Sloppy seconds!
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This show is awesome!
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Here they come.
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Hi, I'm Barbie.
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What's up? I'm Yasmin.
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Bitches ain't lyin'.
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So, Barbie,
how do you kick it?
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Well, I'm a doctor, an
olympic skater, a scientist,
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and a homemaker,
and I like pink.
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Oh, snap.
We gots that in common.
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And how about you, Yasmin?
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How you get down?
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I like a man who takes care
of me.
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I enjoy clubbing... oh!
- And shopping.
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I'm kind of a brat, and I
designed my own tramp stamp.
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That's you and me, dude.
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Mmm, I love salad.
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Me, too.
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She is lyin', dude.
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Do you really enjoy salad,
Yasmin?
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Well, I am more into meat.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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Oh, man.
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Oh, she's telling t-the truth.
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She's telling... the truth.
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Hello, I was a space-shuttle
commander.
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I have an R.V.
And a convertible.
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Feels so good.
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It's true.
It's true.
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She likes it, dog.
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She's likes it.
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Oh, hell, yeah.
I choose you.
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This is bullshit.
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We still have 20 minutes
left on the show.
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Is that the hot topic?
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Oh, you the one.
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Oh, baby, yes.
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I knew I'd beat that whore.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, you del... oh, you taste like
other men, though.
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Oh, yes.
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This is doing wonders for my
self-esteem.
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Oh, you dirty.
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I'm number one!
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Oh I feel shit crawling on
me already, but I don't care.
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And now please stand for our
national anthem.
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You traitor.
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,
Beetlejuice!
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I'm sorry, baby,
but I have to go.
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Oh, no. Unh-unh.
Don't even try it.
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Today is your day with the kids.
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You can't just dump them on me.
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Baby, she's already said my
name three times.
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I have to go!
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Fine, then I want full
custody of the kids.
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What?
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You're really doing
this right now?
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This is the second you choose to
drop this on me?
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,
Beetlejuice!
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Honey, she needs me right
now!
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I need you right now.
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Your kids need you right now.
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Right now, you are being
ridiculous.
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Ugh!
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
mother fucking Beetlejuice!
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You are made of bitch.
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The winner!
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Are you... what?
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We both hit the target in
exactly the same spot.
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He simply went second.
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No, Robin Hood wins.
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Wait.
That's Robin Hood?
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I'd gladly pay you Tuesday
for a hamburger today.
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Oh, Wimpy, your FICO score
alone won't let me do that.
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Oh, hamburger.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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Oh, sweet hamburger.
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It's Tuesday, Wimpy.
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Where's me money?
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Oh, dear.
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Popeye, I don't have it, but I'd
gladly pay you Tues...
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You forced me to do this.
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No! No!
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Not the spinach!
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Aah!
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No!
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Oh!
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Wait.
Wait.
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Stop, please.
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I'll suck your dick.
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Well, blow me down.
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I'd gladly pay you Tues...
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Man, I wish I was a
superhero.
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I would rescue girls who would
show me their boobs.
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I would use my x-ray vision to
look at boobs.
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And then I would... boobs.
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Hello!
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Down here!
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Alien invaders,
I mean you no harm.
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Parlez-vous anglais?
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Sweet bouncing klingons!
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A supersuit!
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Here I come, bad guys... and
boobs...
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and not necessarily in
that order.
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♪ Believe it or don't ♪
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♪ I'm fly... ♪
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Hey, kid, we forgot to
include the instruction manual.
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Uh, I'll just, uh,
leave it here,
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then read it when you...
got to go.
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Bye.
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Special Agent Bill Maxwell,
FBI.
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We got a report of a UFO in the
area.
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That looks like alien supersuit
technology.
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Probably bonded to your DNA
already.
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No point in trying to remove it.
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Well, come on, kid.
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Time to save the world.
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♪ Believe it or don't ♪
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♪ I'm flying around ♪
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♪ I never figured I'd feel
so... ♪
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♪ This costume rides up in the
crack of my ass ♪
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♪ I'm making history ♪
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♪ It looks like Robert Culp
and me ♪
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Same time tomorrow, kid.
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Sorry, clerical error.
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We kind of need the suit back.
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Thank you.
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Uh, his third leg is tiny.
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Tiny third leg.
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Bye.
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Hey, we're raising money
for... ugh.
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His penis is tiny.
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Hi, penis.
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Ah, boo-boo-boo-boo.
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There you are.
155
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You're a tiny penis.
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Yes, you are.
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Oh, who's a tiny penis?
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Who's a tiny penis?
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You are.
160
00:08:02,821 --> 00:08:04,345
Oh, you're so cute, aren't you?
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How tiny.
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Dang it.
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Ow!
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Do I go to a hospital or a
mechanic?
165
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Uh, what's the sitches,
bitches?
166
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I'm Richie Rich,
and welcome to my crib!
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Yo, this my groom room.
168
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All these hands may look alike,
but only one has a brown pinkie.
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Jackpot!
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I got so much money, I even got
my dog gold-plated.
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He wasn't dead.
172
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I just wanted him gold-plated.
173
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And I gets what I want.
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I want my dog gold-plated.
175
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Gold-plated dog!
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This is my throne room.
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I like to come here,
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think about how I got so
mother fucking rich.
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Uh-oh, uh-oh.
180
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Looks like I'm about to drop
another grand.
181
00:09:03,048 --> 00:09:04,481
Uh, that's right.
182
00:09:04,549 --> 00:09:06,642
I shit gold bricks.
183
00:09:06,718 --> 00:09:09,949
This is where the magic happens.
184
00:09:11,356 --> 00:09:14,416
And this is where I fuck
just ask Irona.
185
00:09:14,493 --> 00:09:15,983
She's seen it all.
186
00:09:16,061 --> 00:09:19,497
Or better yet, check out my
supersweet sex tape.
187
00:09:19,564 --> 00:09:22,089
You ain't a real playa unless
you got one, bitch.
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Operator, connect me to the
moon.
189
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And, of course,
this is the pool.
190
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This is where I get a great view
of my assets.
191
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Yo, turn over, ladies.
192
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Let me look at my assets.
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00:09:34,179 --> 00:09:36,443
They say I'm the richest boy on
Earth,
194
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but I say why stop there
mother fucker?
195
00:09:39,251 --> 00:09:40,183
Check it out.
196
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I don't make money.
197
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I pose for money.
198
00:09:43,689 --> 00:09:45,554
You showing off your
inheritance, son?
199
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Shut up, old money!
200
00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,755
Now let's go see some
mother fucking cars.
201
00:09:50,829 --> 00:09:52,797
Hey, you might want
to put on a helmet
202
00:09:52,864 --> 00:09:56,595
so it don't make a mess
when I blow your mind.
203
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I used to be all about style,
204
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but then I realized I should get
a hybrid... half Bentley,
205
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half monster truck, that is.
206
00:10:04,443 --> 00:10:07,310
Blam!
Talk about great mileage.
207
00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:10,974
This thing gets 7 feet for one
tank of gas.
208
00:10:14,386 --> 00:10:16,013
Anyway,
that's my crib.
209
00:10:16,088 --> 00:10:20,218
I got to go 'cause I'm late for
my vacation... in my backyard!
210
00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:21,384
I'm out, bitch.
211
00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:22,427
Blam!
212
00:10:22,494 --> 00:10:24,086
Yeah, that's right.
213
00:10:24,162 --> 00:10:26,187
Your drink, sir.
214
00:10:26,264 --> 00:10:27,356
Awesome.
Hold on, Cadbury.
215
00:10:27,432 --> 00:10:28,626
I got a tip for you.
216
00:10:29,735 --> 00:10:32,226
No, it's quite all right,
sir.
217
00:10:32,304 --> 00:10:34,238
No, no, no.
I insist, I insist.
218
00:10:35,307 --> 00:10:37,002
Oh, please stop.
No, sir.
219
00:10:37,075 --> 00:10:38,167
Sir, sir, don't... don't...
no, sir.
220
00:10:39,444 --> 00:10:40,877
Please,
it's quite all right.
221
00:10:40,946 --> 00:10:43,813
Shh, shh, shh.
I'm gonna get you a tip.
222
00:10:43,882 --> 00:10:46,214
♪ Ba-bawk is also available ♪
♪ Ba-bawk is also available ♪
223
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♪ Ba-bawk also-a-wawk wawk
Also ♪
224
00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:50,479
♪ Ba-bawk is also available ♪
♪ Ba-bawk is also available ♪
225
00:10:50,555 --> 00:10:52,648
♪ Ba-bawk also-a-wawk wawk
also also ♪
226
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♪ Ba-bawk is also available ♪
♪ Ba-bawk is also available ♪
227
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♪ Ba-bawk also-a-wawk wawk
also also ♪
228
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Ba-gawk! Lump.
229
00:11:03,802 --> 00:11:06,737
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