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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> in a world of low
Expectations, many people will
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Stoop to please the general
Public, but only 17 will put on
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The fat suit!
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>> damn!
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>> now see the movie you've
Already seen...
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>> I'm sliding!
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>> ...100 times before!
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>> giblet greens!
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>> complete with dancing
Scenes...
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Farting scenes...
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And, of course, sex scenes,
Yeah!
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>> ain't you want your
Girlfriend who's hot?
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That's me!
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>> it's the second best fat-suit
Movie in at least four months.
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>> so, you see, sharing is
Great!
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>> ga! Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga!
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>> aw, call 911.
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Victor's stroking out again.
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>> hey, baby, buy you a drink?
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>> sure.
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What's your name?
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>> big jim.
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>> that's a really interesting
Name.
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What do you do for a living?
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>> well, little lady, since you
Asked...
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>> ♪ big jim! ♪
>> ♪ victory man to man with
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The big-ass action battle plan ♪
>> ♪ big jim! ♪
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>> ♪ kicking ass without a hitch
And beating zorak like a bitch ♪
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♪ winning every action match,
Zorak might just have a flash ♪
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♪ zorak, what a mega wuss ♪
♪ big jim, you're a ninja puss ♪
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>> ♪ big jim! ♪
>> you're ugly!
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[ laughs ]
Booya!
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Yeah!
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>> ♪ big jim! ♪
>> wow, you wanna go back to my
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Place?
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>> yeah, sure, baby.
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>> just let me drain the lizard
First, the trouser trout, the
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Legless iguana -- I'm talking
About going to the bathroom real
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Quick before we get out of here.
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>> hello, pretty lady.
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>> oh, hello.
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>> do you want to know why they
Call him "Big jim"?
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[ whispering ]
It's a very ironic nickname.
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>> [ laughs ]
>> how about you, me, your
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Bed...
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[ imitates squeaking springs ]
Loud screams, god being called,
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Everyone smiles?
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>> [ giggling ]
>> ♪ foiled by his greatest foe,
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Zorak is a [bleep] Block pro ♪
♪ big jim! ♪
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>> all: if you don't buy us, we
Get killed!
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>> check it out!
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I'm a mom!
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Look at my pretty jacket because
I'm a lady!
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I've got boobs!
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[ crashing ]
Oh, my!
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What the --
>> is this your mom?
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>> ow! Ow!
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>> is this your mom?!
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>> yes! Yes!
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I want my mommy!
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Why?!
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>> bring in the horses!
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>> oh, no, no, no, no!
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Aah!
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>> ha!
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That'll show you for making fun
Of my backpack -- oh, wait a
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Minute.
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This isn't billy's place!
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>> are your hired mercenaries
Not as good as advertised?
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Well, come on down to
Dave's mercenary warehouse.
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We kill the right guy or your
Money back.
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>> [ snickering ]
What I want is the color of
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Snow and make snails understand
Death!
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>> aah!
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For crying out loud, here is the
Salt!
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Just ask for the salt!
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>> what a great double date!
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>> yeah!
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And, oh, my god, "Ghost rider"
Was excellent!
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>> I really should get you home.
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There's supposed to be a full
Moon tonight.
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>> oh, dan, what, are you gonna
Turn into a werewolf or
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Something?
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>> yeah, the werewolf who bit me
Was pretty clear about that.
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>> damn it, dan!
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If you knew there was a full
Moon, why'd you even come out
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Tonight?
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>> well, my roommate brought
Home a gutter skank, and I
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Figured we'd walk out of
"Ghost rider" anyway...
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>> man!
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[ wolf howling in distance ]
[ gun cocks ]
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>> hey! Hey! Hey!
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>> ramona, he wasn't really a
Werewolf!
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>> that dan is always making up
Stories.
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>> wow, he was really
Convincing!
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>> ha, he really got you!
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[ laughter ]
>> best gag ever!
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That was so funny.
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>> hey, aren't you doug funnie
From that show "Doug"?
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>> yeah.
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>> oh, that's awesome.
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What have you been up to?
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>> nothin'.
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[ ice cubes rattling ]
>> it started to rain at a
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Quarter to 2:00 when the
Children both cried...
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>> both: we've got nothing to
Do!
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>> they played their kerplunkas
And spun their spindaddies.
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Why, they even found mother's
Vibratoraties.
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When suddenly there came a knock
At the door.
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The boy nudged his sister.
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>> go get it, you whore!
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>> she rose from her seat and
Walked towards the noise.
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>> who could it be?
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>> she hoped it was boys.
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But what into the house through
The fog oh-so thick was a cat
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In a hat with an enormous dick.
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He sang a short song and played
A few toots...
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When all of a sudden, he noticed
Poor boots.
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The boy searched around for a
Pen and a pad.
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>> this guy's a pro, much better
Than dad.
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>> but before the two children
Could learn a new trade, the cat
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Pushed them outside.
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>> I'm trying to get laid!
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>> so with nowhere to go but
Over the hill, the children set
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Off for the town of whoreville.
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They passed a few vagrants, a
Hooker, a corpse, trying their
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Best not to vomit, of course.
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Though it got pretty hard as
They passed by a can where a man
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Tried to [bleep] Out some blue
Eggs and spam.
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Finally they arrived at their
Mom's place of work as a jolly
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Old man walked out with a smirk.
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It was itchy mcgray who was
There every day.
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And though his doctor sure
Pleaded, he could not stay away.
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He had caught whore diseases.
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He had picked at whore scabs.
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Why he even picked up a case of
Whore crabs.
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But all of a sudden, he started
To run 'cause the children's
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Drunk father showed up with a
Gun.
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He was mean. He was mad.
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He was seven feet tall.
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But the bulge in his pants was
Two sizes too small...
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Which may have explained why he
Went on a spree of shooting the
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Whores as they started to flee.
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>> one bitch!
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Two bitch!
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Old bitch!
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New bitch!
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>> ...He said with a laugh as
Their bodies did twitch.
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He stared at his wife as he
Squeezed on his glock.
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>> I know it's your job, but
Why'd you hop on my pop?!
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>> we needed the cash!
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>> ...She said through her
Tears.
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>> and besides, you haven't
Touched me in years.
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But I've got just the thing.
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>> she knew just what to do.
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>> let's go home right now and
Make three kids, not two.
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>> and so the kids' father got
His own way.
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And the bulge in his pants grew
Three sizes that day.
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And the low-income family began
Life anew, at least till next
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Month when the rent would come
Due.
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>> lion-o!
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>> the evil mutants are coming!
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>> thunder!
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Thunder!
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Thund--
>> ow!
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>> snarf!
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Oh, snarf, what have I done?!
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>> lion-o, listen closely, for
These are my dying words.
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>> yes? Yes?
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>> sna-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-rf!
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>> no, no time to grieve.
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Those evil mutants are on the
Way!
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>> uh, we made that up.
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>> yeah, we were kinda just
F'ing with ya.
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>> oh, snarf, your final resting
Place will be on our mantel
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Where we can remember you
Always.
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Where should we put this vase
Now?
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>> oh, anywhere.
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You did a really good job
Stuffing him, lion-o.
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>> jaga!
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>> snarf is in a better place
Now.
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But young lion-o still needs a
Nagging nursemaid.
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>> at last!
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My chance to destroy that
Accursed lion-o has arrived!
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Idiot!
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This is the magic cauldron!
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That's the laundry cauldron!
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[ doorbell rings ]
>> get out of my way!
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>> get out of my way!
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I'm gonna get it, you dumb
Bitch!
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>> stupid head!
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>> stupid girl!
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>> hello.
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I'm mrs. Mumblety-peg.
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The catsitting service sent me.
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>> you're old.
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>> you smell like buttholes
Stuffed with wet dog.
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>> children!
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Respect your elders.
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Washy! Washy!
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[ humming ]
[ snickering ]
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Lion-o, eat your veggies!
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>> mmm.
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>> [ snickering ]
Doh!
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[bleep]
>> [ laughs ]
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>> it's mrs. Mumblety-peg!
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>> [ muffled ] Oh, come in.
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I'm just taking a bath.
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>> oh!
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I thought you were bathing,
Dear.
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>> I am.
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Gee, for a catsitter, you don't
Know a lot about cats.
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>> oh, wow!
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Um...Mrs. Mumblety-peg needs to
Go masturbate -- I mean, um, uh,
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See, mrs. -- what I meant was,
Mrs. Mumblety-peg --
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[bleep] It, I'm'a go masturbate.
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[ muffled moaning ]
>> that's mumm-ra!
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Stop right there, mumm-ra!
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Oh, my god!
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>> I'm having a private moment!
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>> he's getting away!
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>> you stupid thundercats!
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I'll be back!
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Ow [bleep]
Not [bleep] Again [bleep]
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[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]
[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]
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[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]
Oh [bleep]
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>> oh, snarf, even in death,
You've saved the thundercats.
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We'll never forget you.
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>> on the other hand, that thing
Is really ugly.
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Ugh.
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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>> [ howling ]
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