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It's alive!
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In a world of
low expectations,
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Many people will stoop to please
the general public,
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but only 17 will put on
the fat suit!
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Damn!
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Now see the movie you've
already seen...
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I'm sliding!
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...100 times before!
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Giblet greens!
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Complete with dancing
scenes...
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Farting scenes...
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and, of course, sex scenes,
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yeah!
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Ain't you want your
girlfriend who's hot?
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That's me!
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It's the second best fat-suit
movie in at least four months.
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So, you see, sharing is
great!
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Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga!
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Aw, call 911.
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Victor's stroking out again.
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Hey, baby, buy you a drink?
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Sure.
What's your name?
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Big Jim.
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That's a really interesting
name.
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What do you do for a living?
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Well, little lady,
since you asked...
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# Big Jim! #
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# Victory man to man with
the big-ass action battle plan #
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# Big Jim! #
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# Kicking ass without a hitch
and beating Zorak like a bitch #
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# Winning every action match,
Zorak might just have a flash #
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# Zorak, what a mega wuss #
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# Big Jim,
you're a ninja puss #
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# Big Jim! #
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You're ugly!
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Booya!
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Yeah!
# Big Jim! #
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Wow, you wanna go back to my
place?
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Yeah, sure, baby.
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Just let me drain
the lizard first,
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the trouser trout,
the legless iguana...
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I'm talking about going to the
bathroom
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real quick before we
get out of here.
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Hello, pretty lady.
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Oh, hello.
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Do you want to know why they
call him "Big Jim"?
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It's a very ironic nickname.
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How about you, me,
your bed...
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Loud screams, god being called,
everyone smiles?
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# Foiled by his greatest foe,
Zorak is a cock block pro #
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# Big Jim! #
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All: If you don't buy us, we get killed!
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Check it out!
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I'm a mom!
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Look at my pretty jacket because
I'm a lady!
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I've got boobs!
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Oh, my!
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What the...
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Is this your mom?
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Ow! Ow!
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Is this your mom?!
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Yes! Yes!
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I want my mommy!
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Why?!
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Bring in the horses!
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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Aah!
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Ha!
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That'll show you for making fun
of my backpack...
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Oh, wait a minute.
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This isn't Billy's place!
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Are your hired mercenaries
not as good as advertised?
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Well, come on down to
Dave's Mercenary Warehouse.
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We kill the right guy or your
money back.
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What I want is
the color of snow
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and make snails understand
death!
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Aah!
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For crying out loud,
here is the salt!
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Just ask for the salt!
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What a great double date!
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Yeah!
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And, oh, my god,
"Ghost Rider" was excellent!
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I really should get you home.
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There's supposed to be a full
moon tonight.
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Oh, Dan, what,
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are you gonna turn into a
werewolf or something?
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Yeah, the werewolf who bit me
was pretty clear about that.
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Damn it, Dan!
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If you knew there was
a full moon,
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why'd you even come out
tonight?
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Well, my roommate brought
home a gutter skank,
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and I figured we'd walk out of
"Ghost Rider" anyway...
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Man!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Ramona, he wasn't really a
werewolf!
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That Dan is always making up
stories.
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Wow, he was really
convincing!
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Ha, he really got you!
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Best gag ever!
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That was so funny.
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I mean, I really thought he was
a werewolf.
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Hey, aren't you Doug Funnie
from that show "Doug"?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's awesome.
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What have you been up to?
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Nothin'.
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It started to rain at a
quarter to 2:00
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when the children both cried...
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Both:
We've got nothing to do!
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They played their kerplunkas
and spun their spindaddies.
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Why, they even found mother's
vibratoraties.
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When suddenly there came a knock
at the door.
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The boy nudged his sister.
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Go get it, you whore!
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She rose from her seat and
walked towards the noise.
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Who could it be?
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She hoped it was boys.
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But what entered the house through
the fog oh-so thick
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was a cat in a hat with an
enormous dick.
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He sang a short song and played
a few toots...
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when all of a sudden, he noticed
poor boots.
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The boy searched around for a
pen and a pad.
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This guy's a pro, much better
than dad.
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But before the two children
could learn a new trade,
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the cat pushed them outside.
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I'm trying to get laid!
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So with nowhere to go but
over the hill,
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the children set off for the
town of Whoreville.
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They passed a few vagrants,
a hooker, a corpse,
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trying their best not to vomit,
of course.
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Though it got pretty hard as
they passed by a can
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where a man tried to shit out
some blue eggs and spam.
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Finally they arrived at their
mom's place of work
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as a jolly old man walked out
with a smirk.
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It was Itchy McGray who was
there every day.
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And though his doctor sure
pleaded, he could not stay away.
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He had caught whore diseases.
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He had picked at whore scabs.
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Why he even picked up a case of
whore crabs.
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But all of a sudden,
he started to run
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'cause the children's drunk
father showed up with a gun.
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He was mean. He was mad.
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He was seven feet tall.
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But the bulge in his pants was
two sizes too small...
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which may have explained why he
went on a spree
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of shooting the whores as they
started to flee.
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One bitch!
Two bitch!
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Old bitch!
New bitch!
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...he said with a laugh as their
bodies did twitch.
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He stared at his wife as he
squeezed on his glock.
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I know it's your job, but
why'd you hop on my pop?!
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We needed the cash!
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...She said through her
tears.
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And besides, you haven't
touched me in years.
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But I've got just the thing.
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She knew just what to do.
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Let's go home right now and
make three kids, not two.
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And so the kids' father got
his own way.
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And the bulge in his pants grew
three sizes that day.
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And the low-income family began
life anew,
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at least till next month when
the rent would come due.
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Lion-o!
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The evil mutants are coming!
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Thunder!
Thunder!
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Thund...
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Ow!
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Snarf!
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Oh, Snarf, what have I done?!
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Lion-o, listen closely, for
these are my dying words.
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Yes? Yes?
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Sna-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-rf!
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No, no time to grieve.
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Those evil mutants
are on the way!
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Uh, we made that up.
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Yeah, we were kinda just
f'ing with ya.
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Oh, Snarf, your final resting
place will be on our mantel
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where we can remember you
always.
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Where should we put
this vase now?
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Oh, anywhere.
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You did a really good job
stuffing him, Lion-o.
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Jaga!
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Snarf is in a better
place now.
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But young Lion-o still needs a
nagging nursemaid.
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At last!
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My chance to destroy that
accursed Lion-o has arrived!
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Idiot!
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This is the magic cauldron!
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That's the laundry cauldron!
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Get out of my way!
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I'm gonna get it,
you dumb bitch!
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Stupid head!
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Stupid girl!
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Hello.
I'm Mrs. Mumblety-peg.
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The catsitting service sent me.
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You're old.
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You smell like buttholes
stuffed with wet dog.
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Children!
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Respect your elders.
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Washy! Washy!
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Lion-o, eat your veggies!
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Mmm.
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Doh!
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Shit!
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It's Mrs. Mumblety-peg!
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Oh, come in.
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I'm just taking a bath.
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Oh!
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I thought you were bathing,
dear.
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I am.
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Gee, for a catsitter, you don't
know a lot about cats.
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Oh, wow!
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Um... Mrs. Mumblety-peg needs to
go masturbate... I mean,
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um, uh, see, Mrs.... What I
meant was,
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Mrs. Mumblety-peg...
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Fuck it,
I'm gonna go masturbate.
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That's Mumm-ra!
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Stop right there, Mumm-ra!
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Oh, my god!
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I'm having a private moment!
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He's getting away!
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You stupid Thundercats!
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I'll be back!
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Ow, god damn it!
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Not this shit again fuck,
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fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
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fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
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Oh, Snarf, even in death,
you've saved the Thundercats.
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We'll never forget you.
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On the other hand, that thing
is really ugly.
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Ugh.
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# Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk #
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# Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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# Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk #
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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