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[ thunder crashes ]
>> [ laughs evilly ]
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[ drill whirs ]
>> it's alive!
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>> [ laughs evilly ]
>> can you show us the area
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Where the man touched you?
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>> right here...
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On my penis!
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[ toilet flushes ]
>> I got to stop eating macaroni
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And cheese with every meal.
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It's nature's ass cork.
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>> tiny, you're late.
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Your team needs you in battle.
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>> okay, here we go!
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Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
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[ heart beating ]
>> all: oh!
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>> tiny!
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>> that is terribly gross.
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>> how embarrassing.
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>> we're just concerned, tiny.
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>> yeah, the problem's getting
Bigger.
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>> like your stomach.
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>> just let me eat my pizza in
Peace.
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>> that's not pizza.
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That's the cardboard circle you
Microwave the pizza on!
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>> oh.
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[ rock 'n' roll music plays ]
[ grunts ]
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>> it's zoltar!
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Okay, team --
>> g-force!
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>> wow, tiny, [giggles] That was
Impressive.
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>> [ sputtering ]
You're my he-hero!
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>> looks like fatty's stealing
All our thunder.
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>> you thinking what I'm
Thinking?
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>> uh-huh.
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>> hey, tiny, I thought we could
Celebrate today's vic-- wow.
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Okay, we were not thinking the
Same thing at all here.
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>> hello, and welcome to
"Mythbusters."
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On today's episode, the
Holocaust.
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>> hold that thought, adam.
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Mythbusters.
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>> please help!
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My son won't stop masturbating.
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I told him he'll go blind, but
He says that's just a myth.
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Is that true?
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>> we got one!
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[ ringing ]
[ engine turns over ]
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>> masturbation does not cause
Blindness.
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The only correlation between the
Two is that semen contains a
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Large amount of zinc.
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>> [ screams ]
>> as much as .25 milligrams of
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Zinc to one milliliter of
Seminal fluid.
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>> a deficiency of zinc can
Cause blindness.
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>> but the loss of zinc through
Masturbation isn't nearly enough
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To cause a deficiency.
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[ tires screech ]
[ doorbell rings ]
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You called about a myth?
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>> yeah, I thought we just --
>> there's no time!
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>> oh, my god!
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>> both: mythbusters, go!
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>> aah!
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I'm sorry!
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I swear I'll never masturbate
Again!
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>> another myth busted.
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>> both: here on "Mythbusters"!
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>> ow!
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Mother-- [bleep] Piece of
[bleep]
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[ roars ]
>> are you timmy?
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Damn it!
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I'll find him.
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>> run, forest! Run!
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>> well, blow me down!
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What's everybody doing in me
Living room?
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>> oh, popeye!
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It's the spinach.
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We think you're addicted.
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>> those forearms are grotesque,
Son.
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It ain't natural.
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>> me spinach?
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Ha-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!
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It's spinach.
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>> then hand it over.
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>> what?
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[ grumbles ]
You're out of your
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Cotton-picking minds!
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You can't take me spinach.
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>> aah!
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>> popeye, me boy, fight it!
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Fight it, son!
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>> I can't!
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[ crying ]
I can't!
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[ mumbling, crying ]
>> so why are you here?
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>> I want to destroy cities and
Rid the streets of weaponry.
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>> yeah, but why are you really
Here?
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>> I want to be king of the
Monsters.
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>> there you go.
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Now if you stick with me, you'll
Make it.
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But you got to unlearn that
[bleep] That they teach you on
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Monster island now, 'cause that
[bleep] Will get you killed out
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Here.
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>> I'll do anything you want me
To do.
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>> [ laughs ]
My lizard.
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Now, how's your japanese?
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>> not that good.
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>> well, you learn that [bleep]
Then, brother, 'cause that
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[bleep] Will get you killed.
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These [bleep] Out there be
Planning all types of [bleep] On
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You.
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Hey, yo, mazinger, you got my
Stuff?
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>> yo, what you need, 'zilla?
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Check it out.
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I got rocket-firing hands.
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I got rockets for your shoulders
And legs.
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My [bleep] Is tight!
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>> yeah, that's what I'm talking
About.
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Well, anyway...
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>> what did you do?!
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>> justifiable homicide in the
Line of duty.
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>> no, that was murder.
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>> open your eyes, son.
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>> that man was your friend, and
You killed him like a fly.
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>> why is he my friend, huh?
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Because he knows my name?
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Mazinger sold guns and rockets.
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The world is a better place
Without him, anyway.
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Now get your ass in the car.
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>> no way, man.
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I'm getting reassigned.
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>> well, you do that.
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You tell them what I did.
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I don't give a damn, 'cause I
Got news for you.
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King kong ain't got [bleep] On
Me.
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>> [ laughs ]
>> ♪ do do do
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Going to work,
Helping the environment,
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Saving the economy ♪
[ glass shatters ]
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>> sorry, council of evil
Tables, your villainy stops now.
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So says the table smasher!
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[ alarm beeps ]
So we meet again, south african
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Oak conference table!
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Rats!
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Diplomatic immunity!
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Oh!
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>> don't do it, table smasher!
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>> you know what this table took
From me!
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>> it ain't worth it.
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>> like hell it ain't!
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>> oh, lord!
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That wobble's never gonna go
Away.
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>> go ahead!
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Slap the cuffs on me.
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I don't care.
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>> I didn't see nothing.
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I didn't see nothing at all.
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>> if you give a mouse a cookie,
He'll want a glass of milk.
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If you give a mouse some milk,
He'll want some more.
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If you give a mouse more milk,
He'll develop a taste for human
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Blood.
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If he develops a taste for
Human blood, he'll become a
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Vampire.
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If he becomes a vampire, he'll
Have to make some followers.
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Now if he makes some followers,
They will need to feed.
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If they feed too much, the
National guard will be called
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Out.
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If the national guard is called
Out, they, too, will become
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Fodder for the vampires.
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If the national guard fails, the
President will call in a nuclear
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Strike.
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If a nuke is dropped, hundreds
Of thousands of people will die.
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America will become a nuclear
Wasteland and collapse!
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With no one to keep the rest of
The world's nukes in check,
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Every crackpot nation will
Launch their own!
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Eventually, the entire earth
Will be destroyed.
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And that's why I had to kill
Daddy.
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He was giving a mouse a cookie.
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[ chuckles ]
Sleep well, sweetie.
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>> I know what you're thinking.
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"Did he fire six shots or only
Five?"
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Well, you got to ask yourself
One question.
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"Do I feel lucky?"
Well, do you, punk?
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>> you know what?
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I do!
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Hot damn!
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This must be my lucky day!
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>> get back here, punk!
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I'm gonna -- ooh!
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Aah!
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>> stop right there!
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>> drop that bag!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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>> I'm the luckiest bastard on
The planet!
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I can't be stopped.
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Just call me lucky mcluckerton.
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♪ lucky, lucky, doodle-do ♪
♪ I have luck instead of you ♪
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>> there he is.
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Don't let him get away!
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>> get your hands off me!
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[ elevator dings ]
>> really good day, really good.
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Really good being thought of.
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What the --?
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Aw, man, there's a leprechaun on
My shoe.
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>> ha!
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Gotcha, punk.
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>> I'm completely buggered.
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Please help me.
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>> the cow says...
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>> moo!
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>> [ laughs ]
>> your mom says...
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>> [ mumbles ]
>> ...Because my [bleep] Is in
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Her mouth.
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Get it, kid?
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My [bleep] In her mouth.
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>> this is bob barker ending my
Last show, reminding you to help
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Control the pet population.
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Spay or neuter your pets today.
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So long, everybody.
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Hey, phil, have you spayed or
Neutered your pet today?
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>> nah, I'll do it tomorrow.
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>> you really should do it
Today.
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>> whatever.
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>> hmm...
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I'd say that's $30 for the hedge
Clippers.
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>> right.
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>> $12.48 for the hair trimmers.
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>> right.
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>> and $18.29 for the
Chloroform.
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>> right again, bob.
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[ animal squeals ]
>> I've never felt so alive!
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All those years of talking about
It, and now I'm actually doing
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Something about it.
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[ all howling ]
No more hair balls for you.
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>> [ shrieks ]
>> come on down!
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[ bell rings ]
>> the horses are at the
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Starting gate.
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>> and they're off.
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>> with the help of flowers and
Some barry white, we hope jengo
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Will finally impregnate ming li
And save the species.
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>> yo, boss, this is crazy.
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We got to watch our backs if
We're gonna save our sacs.
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You got a plan?
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>> [ growls ]
>> the mysterious castrating
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Vigilante has struck again.
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In an unrelated story, the
Annual dog show starts today.
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[ tires screech ]
>> this dog show's a no-show.
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>> I expect better manners from
My guests, bob.
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>> you?
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I should have known!
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>> that's right.
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And there's no way you're gonna
Shizzle my nizzle.
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>> it's for the good of the pet
Population!
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>> it's for the good of the pet
Population!
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>> you know, bob, I have to hand
It to you.
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>> what's that?
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>> your nuts!
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>> aaaahhhhh!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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I'm 83 years old, stupid.
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I've been shooting dust for
Years.
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But I wouldn't mind a
Replacement set.
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>> ah! My nuts!
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>> you're in deep trouble,
Friend -- balls deep.
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Spay or neuter your pets today!
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>> [bleep] You, bob bar--
Snoop dogg, robot chicken.
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