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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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>> previously on
"Robot chicken," y'all...
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>> not enough of you have been
Calling in to support us getting
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A third season, but we're gonna
Change all that right now.
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Matt, give me the --
Oh! You shot the bloopers host!
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>> seth, listen -- they like the
Violence.
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[ gun cocks, fires ]
>> oh! We can't have a third
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Season if we don't have any
Writers!
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>> they love us!
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Violence! Bleeding!
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[ gunshots ]
Die!
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Die!
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[ thunder crashing ]
[ wolf howling ]
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>> ratings are through the roof,
Bitches.
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We're fixing to renew y'all.
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>> that's what the [bleep] I'm
Talking about!
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>> but at what cost?
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>> you say something, keith?
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>> no, I didn't say anything.
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Aah!
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>> gravy corn bread!
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>> holy [bleep] Ass crackers!
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>> oh [bleep]
>> come on, come on!
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Come on!
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>> aaaaah!
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[ all groaning ]
>> dang it, what do we do now?
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>> I've got an idea.
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>> aah! You rattlesnake!
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Aah! Ohh!
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>> yes!
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[ elevator bell dings ]
N-o-o-o-o!
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[ elevator music plays ]
N-o-o-o-o!
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[ all groaning ]
[ cellphone rings to the tune of
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"Thriller"-like music ]
Oh, wait a second.
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Oh, it's just mom.
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[ music intensifies ]
[ music stops ]
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No!
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[ all groaning ]
L-l-look at the new contract!
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We get health benefits!
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Oh, no, god, please don't eat my
Brains.
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>> [ speaking indistinctly ]
>> [ sighs ]
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It smells like wet garbage in
Here.
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>> yo, what do you guys want for
Lunch today?
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>> brains!
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>> subway!
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>> brains it is.
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>> oh, I hate brains.
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>> welcome to fantasy island.
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>> where all your fantasies will
Come true!
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>> then why are you a midget?
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>> flash gordon!
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The phantom!
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Mandrake the magician!
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These three heroes, united by a
Quest for justice and the
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Coincidence that they're all
Owned by king features
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Syndicate, now defend the earth
As the defenders of the earth!
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>> [ echoing ] Earth!
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>> wham! Ha ha!
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Take that!
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>> ow! Ow! Ow!
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>> watch me pull some kick-ass
Out of my hat!
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Now you see me, now you don't!
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>> aah! I actually live on this
Block!
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>> all: defenders of the earth!
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>> help! Defenders of the earth,
A killer asteroid's about to
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Wipe us out!
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>> uh...
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We're just the
Neighborhood-watch association.
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>> the most bad-ass
Neighborhood-watch association
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On the east side.
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>> boo-yah!
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>> that whole earth/asteroid
Thing?
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Not really our bag.
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But look!
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There's a quarter in your ear!
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[ gasps ]
>> but you're the defenders of
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The earth.
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>> well, part of the earth -- if
You live on brenner drive
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Between wells avenue and
Route 9w.
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>> to the cul-de-sac!
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>> all: defenders of the earth!
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>> but -- but -- the...Earth...
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[ exhaling ]
>> ♪ shout on ♪
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>> damn light!
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>> ♪ shout off ♪
>> [bleep] Television!
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>> ♪ the shouter ♪
>> let's you turn anything on
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And off from anywhere in the
Room with a high-volume
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Vocalization.
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>> bull [bleep] Weather!
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>> just plug it in to control
The lights, tv -- almost
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Anything.
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>> ♪ shout on ♪
>> [bleep] Christmas!
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>> ♪ shout off ♪
>> kill myself!
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>> ♪ shout on, shout off ♪
>> my kids left me alone to die!
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>> ♪ the shouter ♪
>> whew! It'll be nice to have
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This ultimate death ray
Finished.
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>> let's just hope it doesn't
Fall into the wrong hands.
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>> want to hit quizno's?
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>> word.
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>> awesome.
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>> megatron, the ultimate death
Ray is almost complete.
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>> excellent, soundwave.
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Now monitor their progress by
Hiding in plain sight!
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>> understood.
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>> just let me grab my wallet.
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>> oh, you'd forget your
Testicles if they weren't
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Tethered by the vas deferens to
Your seminal vesicle.
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[ laughs ]
>> hey, look at this thing.
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>> who's got a boom box anymore?
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>> hey, look at me!
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I'm ll cool j, huh?
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Electric boogaloo!
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>> chika-chika tam bam!
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>> oh, what's that?
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>> oh, my freakin' god, it's a
Mix tape!
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>> lame! Wow!
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Hey, what'd you do this summer?
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>> I totally cried my eyes out,
And then I masturbated.
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My god!
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Can you believe this actually
Used to be a viable format?
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>> look at me -- streamers!
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I'm a clown!
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>> happy birthday!
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>> rumble!
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You're killing rumble!
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>> if by "Rumble" you mean "Your
Weak-ass mix tape of pussy
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Pussness," then I guess we are.
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>> rumble, transform!
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Transform!
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Oh, n-o-o-o-o-o!
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>> hey, this thing runs on "D"
Batteries.
00:05:00.333 --> 00:05:02.935 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
>> [ laughs ] Just like your
Wife's vibrator.
00:05:03.002 --> 00:05:05.738 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
>> soundwave hasn't reported
Back in days.
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Where can he be?
00:05:07.306 --> 00:05:10.309 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
>> megatron, I think I found
Him.
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>> ebay?
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>> request permission to buy it
Now.
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[ electronic music plays ]
>> and good day to you.
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Breaking news from space.
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As the new ride at las vegas'
"Star trek: experience" --
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>> what's up, dickstain?
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>> get out of here, munson!
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I'm doing my show!
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>> oh, yeah!
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What's it called again --
"Gay news for homos about penis
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Who loves dick and are afraid of
Vagina and grew up in
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West vagina and are kind of
Afraid of it and also grew up in
00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:40.640 line:85% position:30% size:38%
"Penis-braska"?
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>> no, it's called the
"Gyro-robo news--"
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>> ♪ two scoops of penis are the
Reason you're a superfag ♪
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>> stop it!
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>> oh ho!
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Now, tell the nice viewers how
Much you love the smell of your
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Own farts!
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Say it!
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Oh, it gets tighter!
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Say it!
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>> okay, okay!
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I love the smell of my own
Farts!
00:05:57.924 --> 00:06:00.426 line:79% position:10% size:33% align:start
[ inhales ]
I love farts!
00:06:00.493 --> 00:06:01.894 line:85% position:30% size:40%
>> ha ha! Loser!
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You got munsoned!
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>> [ breathing heavily ]
>> I'm your real dad!
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>> and in other news --
>> daniel, sweety --
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>> mom, I am doing my show!
00:06:12.972 --> 00:06:15.775 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
>> oh, well, it might be time
For a commercial break.
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>> no, it is not!
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>> I made snickerdoodles.
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>> we'll be right back after
These messages.
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>> [ gasps ] Alpha psi bodega?!
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>> nuh-unh!
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>> both: alpha psi! Do or die!
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Gung ho! Gung ho!
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Unh! Hunh! Unh! Hunh!
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Unh! Hunh! Unh! Hunh! Unh!
00:06:31.057 --> 00:06:32.825 line:85% position:25% size:28%
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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>> so, uh...You like basketball?
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>> and now, adam, it is unto ye
To name all the animals of the
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Earth.
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>> I'm on it.
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I'm gonna call you a horse.
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And you'll be a bear.
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>> hey, adam!
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>> oh, hey, steve.
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>> what are you doing?
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I walked into a situation, don't
Know what's going on, but I want
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To be part of it!
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>> eh, nothing.
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Just naming all the beasts of
The earth.
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>> ooh! Let's call that one a
Peacock!
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>> steve, steve --
>> [ laughs ] And that'll be a
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Swallow!
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>> steve, please, don't --
>> and that's a ramburglar!
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[ spinner clacking ]
>> ♪ be a winner at the game of
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Life ♪
>> a letter from the admissions
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Office?
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My life starts now!
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[ spinner clacking ]
Rejected?
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Fiddlesticks!
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>> ♪ disappointment in the game
Of life ♪
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>> that's the last tray of
Imitation meat patties you'll
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Ruin!
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You're fired!
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>> isn't there anything I could
Do to save my job?
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[ spinner clacking ]
>> yes. There is.
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[ both moaning passionately ]
>> oh, I really...Need...
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This...Job!
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>> work it off!
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You're keeping your job!
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>> ♪ sex for favors in the game
Of life ♪
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>> god, please...Please...
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[ spinner clacking ]
No!
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Oh, god, why?!
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>> ♪ broken condoms in the game
Of life ♪
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>> come on, honey.
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One last
big push.
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>> aa-a-a-a-h!
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[ spinner clacking ]
>> oh, shoot!
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>> ♪ start a family in the game
Of life ♪
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>> god, another interview you've
Blown?
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We can't all live on beer, you
Know?
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>> you're gonna shut...Your...
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Big...Mouth...Once...And...
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For...All...Stupid...Bitch!
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>> I'm sorry!
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[ spinner clacking ]
[ gunshot ]
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>> ♪ kill your husband in the
Game of life ♪
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[ sirens wailing ]
>> [bleep] Spinner.
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[ cellphone rings ]
>> shh!
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>> shh!
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>> [ hissing ]
>> [ hissing ]
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>> [ hissing ]
>> [ hissing ]
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>> and now a message from your
Governor.
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>> good evening.
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As you know, I have dealt with
Many aliens in the past, but now
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You criticize me about the
Mexico alien.
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Here, I show you how the great
State of california has dealt
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With the mexico border issue.
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Here we have the high-tech
Border fence with the highly
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Trained border guard, who will
Explain further.
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>> people runnin' across the
Border
was a problem, but these
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New systems are impregnable.
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>> eypa, eypa! Iandale, andale!
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Iarriba, arriba!
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Ee-yah!
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>> s-s-son of a bitch.
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>> cracking down on the crimes
Will discourage the immigrants
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From coming here illegally.
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>> that's him!
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He drew a "Z" on my wall.
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>> yes, right after I broke up a
Robbery!
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I'm a [bleep] Hero!
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Aah! [bleep] Tu madre!
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>> we must stop the hiring of
The illegal aliens.
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I asked for this water an hour
Ago!
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You are too slow!
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>> slow?
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But mi nombre es
Slowpoke rodriguez.
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>> you, the security people,
Take the mouse and deport him!
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>> no, señor!
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They'll execute me in mi
Country.
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You are killing me!
00:09:42.748 --> 00:09:45.785 line:85% position:35% size:48%
You are killing me!
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>> but we are also compassionate
For the children found at the
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Border.
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>> we found this little girl
Wandering around with no
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Parental supervision.
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>> soy un explorer!
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Estoy en una adventura magnífico
Con mi amigo boots!
00:10:01.867 --> 00:10:03.836 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
>> which we dealt with per cdc
Regulations.
00:10:03.903 --> 00:10:06.539 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
[ bones cracking ]
>> and here is the latest hero
00:10:06.605 --> 00:10:09.875 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
To fight the illegal border
Crime -- superman!
00:10:09.942 --> 00:10:11.043 line:85% position:40% size:58%
>> thank you, governor.
00:10:11.110 --> 00:10:14.046 line:79% position:48% size:73%
We super friends had no idea
That el dorado was an illegal
00:10:14.113 --> 00:10:15.681 line:85% position:50% size:78%
When we let him join our ranks.
00:10:15.748 --> 00:10:17.717 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
I'm on my way to deport him
Right now.
00:10:17.783 --> 00:10:20.486 line:79% position:45% size:70%
>> yeah, yeah, good job with
That superman thing going on
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There.
00:10:21.620 --> 00:10:25.825 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
And how did you come to this
Great country yourself?
00:10:25.891 --> 00:10:27.727 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start
[ crashing ]
Gott in himmel!
00:10:27.793 --> 00:10:30.663 line:79% position:50% size:80%
>> sir, if you have a moment, I
Wanted to talk about how
you got
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Into this country.
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>> up, up, and away!
00:10:34.300 --> 00:10:36.802 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start
[ crashing ]
>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:36.869 --> 00:10:39.472 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
00:10:39.538 --> 00:10:41.307 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:41.374 --> 00:10:43.676 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
00:10:43.743 --> 00:10:45.511 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:45.578 --> 00:10:48.147 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:49.882 --> 00:10:52.485 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:54.286 --> 00:10:56.722 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:58.524 --> 00:11:00.960 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
00:11:01.027 --> 00:11:02.762 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:11:02.828 --> 00:11:05.264 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
00:11:05.331 --> 00:11:07.066 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:11:07.133 --> 00:11:09.568 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
00:11:09.635 --> 00:11:19.612 line:10% position:10% size:35% align:start
Bawk bawk ♪
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
00:11:19.678 --> 00:11:20.613 line:10% position:10% size:35% align:start
Bawk bawk ♪
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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