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♪♪
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Grr!
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Grr!
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Everybody say "Grr!"
-grr!
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[ child laughing ]
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♪♪
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Welcome to "The walking dead"
Museum.
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Once our entire species
Faced extinction
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In an event known as
"The walkpocalypse."
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Ooh!
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Aah!
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[ tapping ]
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[ camera shutter clicking ]
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After the disease
Was cured,
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And it was cured,
Completely,
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Both
The walker saliva version
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And that thing where
Everyone's infected, anyway,
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We built this museum
To remember
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The heroes who saved humanity
From walkers like me.
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Rawr!
[ laughs ]
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And we're walkers,
And we're walkers.
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This is so cool!
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This room is dedicated to the
Members of rick and the gang,
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As they were known.
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Records are spotty,
But we believe the leader,
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Rick gremlin, was either
In law enforcement
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Or a member of
A village people tribute van.
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Rick had one child,
A beautiful girl named carla.
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Together, they battled
The undead and the living,
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Including this monster,
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Whom the scriptures
Call neegnon.
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He was the leader of a rival
Softball team, the lucilles.
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They finally brokered
A truce
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When the lovely carla
Agreed to marry neegnon.
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This exquisite barbed wire bat
Was likely a wedding gift.
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Neegnon and carla were
Happily married for many years
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And had
At least six children.
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And we're walkers,
And we're walkers.
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Oh, boy, I never knew
All these amazing facts.
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That's because
They're a load of crap!
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Oh, my gosh,
Are you the lovely carla?
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It's carl!
I'm so sorry, my lady.
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This whole museum
Is wrong!
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You wanna know the whole story?
Do ya?
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Uh, will we still have time
To hit the gift shop after?
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I'm giving you
The gift...
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Of truth.
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Yeah, but...
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The gift shop closes
At 5:00.
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Let me tell you
How it really happened.
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[ camera shutter clicks ]
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[ chickens clucking
"The walking dead" theme song ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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It began,
As all good stories do,
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With a monkey.
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Any idea what caused
The outbreak, dr. Jenner?
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I bet it's monkeys.
It's always monkeys.
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Actually, no,
It's a common misconception
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That some lonely wanderer
In an african jungle
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Gets his rocks off
In a hapless primate,
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Doesn't bother to wipe,
Comes home, and bangs his wife,
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And then boom,
You've got the aids,
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But that's not
How science works.
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So...It's cool
To fuck monkeys?
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Whoo-hoo!
-going to the congo!
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[ monkey chittering ]
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Yes, marlee, they bought it,
Now shut up and kiss me.
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It's just us now.
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Rick said I should
Look after you, and I will.
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[ gasps ]
Shane, what are you doing?
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Rick said I should treat you
Like you were my wife.
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He what?
Rick also said I should
Touch your chest muffins.
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Shane! Get out!
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Now, listen, lori,
I don't want to do this,
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But rick said
I should shower with you.
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Because he said
I should wash your butt,
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And rick was very clear
About that.
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Lori! Carl!
I'm back!
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Rick said that
You should not tell rick
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Anything that I said rick said
We should do at rick's behest.
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Rick said "Behest"?
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Rick said you'd say that.
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[ zombies moaning ]
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I think deep inside,
They hang onto
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The memories
Of what they used to be.
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Then this one must remember
Crouching on her roof
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To scare away
Evil spirits.
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She's one gargoyle-looking,
Fuggo three-bagger.
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That's my wife.
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Whoo-whee!
Gorgeous woman.
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I'm so sorry
For your loss.
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She remembers
This is our home.
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I wonder what else
They remember.
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[ band music playing ]
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[ zombies moaning ]
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Some things never change,
Huh?
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I wonder what this one
Remembers.
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[ zombies moaning ]
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Morgan: oh, shit!
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He's a goddamn
Master locksmith!
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Bastards left me up here
To die!
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Alone!
Am I so damn horrible?
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Don't merle
Get to fall in love?!
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♪ some place
In this nightmare world ♪
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♪ is someone
Who thinks the same way ♪
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♪ that chicks are dumb,
And racism's fun ♪
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♪ and saying the "N" word
Is okay ♪
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♪ and love's getting high
On pcp ♪
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♪ is there anyone out there with
The same kind of brain as me? ♪
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[ zombie moaning
Musically ]
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♪ somewhere
There's a match for me ♪
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[ moaning continues ]
♪ a stupid,
Brainless girl ♪
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♪ who also doesn't care
For jews ♪
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[ moaning continues ]
♪ and shares
All my small-minded views ♪
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♪ I'll find you some place
In this nightmare world ♪
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For you, my sugar tits.
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Unicorn:
Looking for something, friend?
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[ neighs ]
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Yeah, gas.
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Oh, I know
Where there's plenty of gas.
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Hop on,
And I'll show you.
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Okay.
Let's find you a saddle.
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I prefer if you ride me
Raw dog.
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What?
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How bad
Do you want that gas?
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Rick, I hope you know
I appreciated your enthusiasm,
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And I still respect you.
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Also, sorry about your shirt.
I was aiming for your hair.
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Aah!
Uh-oh!
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Oh, this doesn't look
Good!
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[ gunshots ]
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Aah!
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Now I'll never see my wife
And son!
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Ooh, wait, you've got a son?
How old?
What difference --
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No time, how old?!
12.
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Now we've both got
Something to live for!
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[ thud ]
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[ splattering ]
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[ whinnying ]
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Grr!
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We've got 'em on the run now,
Rick!
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[ wind whistles ]
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Uhh, rick?
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[ zombies moaning ]
Ow, it hurts...
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So good!
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Bite me harder there.
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Ahh, shit.
That unicorn was right.
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This is never coming out.
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These walker gut ponchos
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Are the perfect disguise
So we blend in.
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[ '70s music playing ]
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God damn it, carl!
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Sophia! Sophia!
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I'm pretty sure
I left her right here!
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Carol: rick! Sophia!
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Uh-oh!
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Where's sophia?
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What do you mean?
She's right here.
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[ high-pitched]
Hi, mama, it's me, sophia.
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Rick, what the fuck
Are you doing?
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[ normally ] Nothing,
Some walkers came,
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I drove 'em off, and sophia hid
Here, right, sophia?
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[ high-pitched ]
Yeah, mama, mr. Rick saved me.
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I like him. He's nice.
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Rick,
You're holding a log.
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[ normally ] Carol,
If you're going to fat shame
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This little girl of yours,
I'm not gonna stand for it.
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Stop it!
Look over there,
There's some walkers!
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Sorry, sophia,
You're on your own!
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[ tires squealing ]
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[ zombies moaning ]
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Dale, turn back.
We're not gonna make it.
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We'll make it! [ laughs ]
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♪ dale, dale, the rv king
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♪ jumps the shit out of
Everything ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ dale, dale the rv king
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♪ all the fine dames
Get a prime porking ♪
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[ laughs ]
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Oh, yeah.
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That's what I was trying to
Take my mind off of.
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[ screams ]
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Get ready.
Walkers!
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Hey, that's our word!
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You don't have the right!
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Hershel, you need
To come back home.
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Beth needs you.
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I had a drinking problem,
Rick.
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It nearly tore my family
Apart.
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I was a different man
When I was on the sauce.
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What do you mean?
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[ rock music plays ]
Come on!
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They're mine!
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[ laughs ]
Let's get it on!
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I got your pouch, joey!
[ bell rings ]
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[ laughs ]
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I'm off to the moon!
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Holy shit.
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Who won,
You or the kangaroo?
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Like I said, I was
A different man back then.
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[ rapid gunfire ]
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I'm out!
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Thanks.
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I'm out again!
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I'm so sorry
About your mama, carl.
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You go on now.
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I'll take care of her
Before she turns.
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No, maggie.
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I should be the one
To do it.
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All right, carl.
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Can I do it
Any way I want to?
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I -- I guess.
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[ moaning ]
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I love you, mom.
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[ fireworks exploding ]
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Hey, rick?
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Something's wrong
With that boy.
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[ rip ]
Aah!
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[ stapler fires ]
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One more, hold on.
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[ stapler fires ]
Ah, there we go.
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That ain't going anywhere,
Sugar pie.
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Look at the flowers,
Lizzie.
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[ gun cocks, fires ]
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Look at the bunny, lenny.
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The bunny?
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[ muffled shouting ]
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Look at the indian,
Mcmurphy.
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[ gunshot ]
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[ dog barking ]
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Eat shit, old yeller.
[ gunshot ]
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Look at the flowers --
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No!
[ gunshot ]
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Wow, lady,
You are cold.
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Look at the flowers,
Fellas.
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Oh, no!
[ gunshots ]
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[ thudding ]
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You, look at the flowers.
[ gun cocks, fires ]
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It's like they say, it's always
Darkest before the dawn.
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Unless your friend
Shoots you in the eye
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While you're covered
In walker guts.
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But I behest.
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Wait,
Am I using that right?
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No.
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What was terminus like?
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Like if evil and hatred
Met on tinder
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And didn't
Really hit it off,
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But hatred had money,
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So at some point,
Evil was curious,
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And the cocaine
Fell like snow.
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[ laughs ]
What are you talking about?
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The food
Was made of people!
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Even the chocolate
Butt pudding?
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Especially
The chocolate butt pudding.
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"Terminus --
Sanctuary for all"?
257
00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,290
"Community for all"?
258
00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,693
"Those who arrive survive"?
259
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,161
Wait, what's that say
At the bottom?
260
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:03,696
Free musical theater?
261
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,398
I love musical theater.
262
00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,900
I don't know.
It sounds suspicious.
263
00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:12,371
Welcome to terminus!
264
00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:15,341
Now, sit back
And enjoy the show!
265
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,543
[ upbeat broadway-style music
Playing ]
266
00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,179
♪ oh, welcome to terminus
267
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,881
♪ where you'll be
Safe and sound ♪
268
00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:23,616
♪ 'cause we would
Never eat you ♪
269
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,284
♪ so please
Don't turn around ♪
270
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,119
♪ oh, yes, it's terminus
271
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,255
♪ and it's a pleasure
To meet you ♪
272
00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:33,559
♪ and we're definitely
100% not going to eat you ♪
273
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,528
This is pretty great.
What a troupe.
274
00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,063
I feel like they're
Over-emphasizing
275
00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:38,431
That they're
Not gonna eat us.
276
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:39,865
No, I just think
They're being funny.
277
00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:41,600
♪ this is the safest place
278
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,235
♪ we really hope you'll stay
279
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,839
♪ we'll only eat your ass
In a sexual way ♪
280
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,574
♪ oh, yes, it's terminus
281
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,443
♪ and we're not cannibals
282
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,378
♪ we promise
Not to slaughter you ♪
283
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,915
♪ and eat you
Like you're animals ♪
284
00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,850
♪ terminus
Yeah! Jazz hands!
285
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,518
Yep, they're definitely
Gonna eat us.
286
00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,021
I wonder
If they sell merch.
287
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,925
Walker: [ moaning ]
288
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,260
Hello! I am hungry!
289
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:11,130
Are you hungry?
I would like to eat!
290
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,732
Human!
That human smells good!
291
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,768
I will eat him!
Do not run!
292
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,103
Come back so I can eat you!
293
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,370
Oh, whoops!
294
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,173
I am on the ground.
Why am I on the ground?
295
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,143
I am hungry!
I want to eat the human!
296
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,679
[ grunts ]
Where did the human go?
297
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,948
I want to eat him!
I am hungry!
298
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,850
[ rapid gunfire ]
Human!
299
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,384
Hello!
Ooh!
300
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,053
Hello!
Uh-oh!
301
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,688
Oh, hello, little girl.
302
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:36,689
[ gunshot ]
303
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,724
I want to eat your hair.
304
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:40,025
[ grunts ]
Trip!
305
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,227
Hello!
306
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:42,928
Why is your foot in my face?
307
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,763
I do not want to eat your shoe.
308
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,031
I do not like shoes.
309
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,266
Come on, carl!
310
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,401
Wait!
I have not eaten you yet!
311
00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:50,970
I am hungry!
312
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,472
Trip!
Goodbye, human!
313
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:56,942
I am walking very fast now!
Is this flying?
314
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,911
I did not know I could fly.
315
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,146
Oh, hello, ground.
316
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,549
Hello, hello, hello.
317
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,085
Hello, body.
318
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,953
I am hungry.
319
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,756
We're not gonna be using
The front gate anymore.
320
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,758
It's too much
Of a security risk.
321
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,293
Rick!
How do we get in?
322
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,162
The signal
Will be the same,
323
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,164
But we'll have a new method
Of answering.
324
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,298
[ whistles ]
325
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,602
Hairway to heaven.
326
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,070
[ grunts ]
327
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,007
[ zombies moaning ]
Nicholas!
Stop pushing on the door!
328
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,042
Screw you, glenn!
I'm getting out of here!
329
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,677
[ groans ]
330
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:35,014
[ zombie moaning ]
331
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,282
Noah:
Nicholas, you'll kill us!
332
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:37,349
Better you than me!
333
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,389
No, no!
No, glenn!
334
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,829
Ahh, glenn, you could have saved
Me, but you didn't, glenn!
335
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:51,830
[ screams ]
336
00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,766
Glenn: no, noah!
337
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,201
Oh, my god, no!
338
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,907
[ laughs ] You sold out
Your friends in a hurry, eugene.
339
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:05,010
Actually, dwight, it was just
A distraction to do this.
340
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,512
Aah, my penis!
341
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,014
Dwight's penis:
Hi, I'm dwight's penis!
342
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:12,384
You ever think to yourself,
How did I get here?
343
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,221
It all started
Not too long ago...
344
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,489
Negan:
Did you hear that?
345
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:20,125
He said, "Suck my nuts!"
346
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,529
[ laughs ]
Hot diggity dog!
347
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,496
[ upbeat music plays ]
348
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,031
♪ hey, negan
349
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,267
♪ show us
How you do that thing ♪
350
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,236
Mm, what thing?
351
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,037
♪ that dip
352
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,607
♪ the one you do
Right after you swing ♪
353
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,575
Oh, you mean this?
354
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,612
♪ when you're bashin' in brains
Or deliverin' quips ♪
355
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:43,515
♪ just lean way back
And do the negan dip, yeah ♪
356
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:45,718
Ooh, like this?
357
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:49,021
Yeah, you got it!
358
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,723
[ music stops ]
359
00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:53,659
I do not appreciate
You killing my dance!
360
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,928
[ screams ]
[ grunts ]
361
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,130
[ laughs ]
362
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,966
Look at that.
He's still got the beat.
363
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:04,203
One, two, three, dip
364
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,606
The truth is,
I'm not even a real tiger.
365
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,942
I did some community theater
Back in the day.
366
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,911
Cowardly lion, grizabella,
Cat from outer space,
367
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:13,946
Blah, blah, blah.
368
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,614
But when everything
Went to hell,
369
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:16,915
People needed something,
370
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:20,152
So here's shiva.
371
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,721
We got your guns, fools.
You know why?
372
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:25,758
'cause we are the saviors!
373
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:26,959
Oh!
374
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,394
Piece of shit!
375
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,095
Aah!
376
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,631
You know what we need?
-guns.
377
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,233
-a spine.
-maybe ding dongs?
378
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,169
We need a name that tells people
We mean business.
379
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:40,139
Negan's got the saviors,
And that just sounds cool.
380
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:43,042
Then there's the wolves,
Also awesome.
381
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,643
Terminus cannibals,
382
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,746
The kingdom comers,
The baseball furies.
383
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,214
-what is he --
-just let him run.
384
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:52,851
So, I been kicking around some
Ideas, and I think I've got it.
385
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,354
Rick and the gang.
386
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,589
-uhh --
-umm --
387
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:58,924
Maybe we throw out
Some other ideas.
388
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,326
The wham bam clan!
389
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,328
The stabby crew!
No!
390
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,796
No, no!
391
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,431
We're rick and the gang.
392
00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:06,665
I already made t-shirts.
393
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,767
Oh, fuck no.
394
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,537
Ahh, I got the jacket,
395
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:14,673
But I'm missing that one thing
That really says
396
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,543
"Stylish, yet dangerous."
397
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:21,447
Well,
Looky what we have here.
398
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:23,482
[ "Linus and lucy" playing ]
399
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,217
[ record needle scratches ]
Perfecto.
400
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,753
Waaah!
401
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,857
Now, show me
That badass eye hole, kid.
402
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:34,993
Now, that is --
403
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,663
[ wind howls ]
404
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,265
My god!
Aah!
405
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,435
I've made
A terrible mist--
406
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,704
Announcer: from the creators
Of "The walking dead"
407
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:49,174
Comes a show which reunites
Its most beloved characters.
408
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,410
Glenn!
Dinnertime!
409
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:52,344
Huh?
410
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,645
Yeah.
411
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:56,215
It's "Happy glenndings."
412
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:59,852
Sure, it's taken
Some getting used to, but...
413
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,854
I got my glenn.
414
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,890
I'll find you!
415
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,959
I'll find you!
416
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:10,396
I'll find you!
417
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:14,665
We play
A lot of hide and seek.
418
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,902
Glenn, I love you.
419
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,070
I'll find you!
420
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:26,345
Go on, daryl.
Lucille wants to hear you sing.
421
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,313
♪ uhhhh
422
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,149
No!
What does it say?
423
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:34,119
It's an "A."
Now, give me a sweet a, daryl!
424
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,154
♪ aaaaah
425
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,089
That is a g!
426
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,690
I want an
♪ aaaa
427
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,059
So meet me up
♪ here
428
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,395
Well, well.
[ bangs ]
429
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:46,131
I can tell you little piggies
Have been bad little piggies.
430
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,466
[ engine revs ]
[ gagging ]
431
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,067
[ laughs ]
432
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,335
Fuck you, negan!
433
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:53,672
[ snoopy laughing ]
434
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,644
[ bottle lid pops ]
435
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,479
[ chugging ]
436
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,314
Come on,
Maggie, one more push!
437
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,882
One more big push,
Come on!
438
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:06,185
[ screams ]
439
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,619
[ gasping ]
440
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:12,391
It's -- it's -- it's --
It's -- it's a...B-boy?
441
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,592
I-it's a boy!
442
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:14,860
Does it look like glenn?
443
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,895
Umm, umm, I mean --
Uh...
444
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,197
Yep.
445
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,032
I found you!
[ laughs ]
446
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,900
Oh, wow.
447
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,036
Is that how babies work?
448
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:25,737
[ clapping ]
449
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:30,676
Now, don't move, kid.
450
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,744
Tweet, tweet, tweet,
Mother fucker
451
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,146
That's a birdie!
452
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,249
[ dramatic music playing ]
453
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,989
[ rocket blasts off ]
454
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,659
[ explosion ]
455
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,164
My goodness,
What could it be?
456
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,699
Some kinda rocket.
457
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:54,700
[ air hisses ]
458
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:55,901
It's a baby!
459
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,203
It's a bat!
It's a baby!
460
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,439
I'm gonna name you
Lucille.
461
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:04,209
[ grunting ]
462
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,278
[ rapid hammering,
Saw whirring ]
463
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,281
That's my bat.
464
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,783
Lucille,
What are you doing here?
465
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,686
Get lost!
466
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,122
I know it's hard.
467
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,491
You can do
All these amazing things,
468
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,360
And you can't tell anybody,
469
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:24,963
But if there's one thing
I do know, lucille,
470
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:28,000
It's that you are here
For a reason.
471
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,204
Die, negan!
472
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,672
[ gunshot ]
473
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,775
[ "Superman" theme-style music
Playing ]
474
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:44,349
♪♪
475
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:47,085
Wow.
She saved us all!
476
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,054
That bat murdered
My friends!
477
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,557
I don't know.
The video is pretty compelling.
478
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:55,294
This way, people!
We saved the best for last!
479
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,162
Feast your eyes upon...
480
00:19:57,229 --> 00:20:00,799
The last surviving walker
On earth.
481
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,368
[ zombie moaning ]
482
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,938
Oh, my gosh,
That is so awesome!
483
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,439
Are you crazy?
484
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:11,109
The nightmare will never be over
Until that thing is destroyed!
485
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,578
[ gunshots,
Glass shatters ]
486
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,513
[ screaming ]
487
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:18,050
[ zombie moaning ]
488
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,552
Smile,
You son of a biscuit!
489
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,621
Just gotta get
A quick selfie first!
490
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,755
[ gunshot ]
491
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:25,524
The legend is true!
492
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,661
[ gun clatters ]
493
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,196
[ gun clicks ]
494
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,901
[ grunting ]
495
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,538
I've received
The proper compensation
496
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,206
To initiate
The munitions process.
497
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,975
Just hang onto your britches
A tick
498
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,343
While I gather
The necessary tools
499
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,811
To engage the delicate means
500
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,179
To deliver
This bullet souvenir.
501
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:48,580
Hurry the fudge up!
502
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,282
The interesting thing
503
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,584
About the pin-firing
.38 caliber projectile --
504
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,686
It was actually
Not .38 caliber,
505
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,489
But in fact, .375 caliber
Due to the fact --
506
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:58,857
Yeah, got it.
Shut up, bullet!
507
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,192
[ bullet clatters ]
508
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,962
[ gunshot, splat! ]
509
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:07,666
Keep the change,
Ya filthy animal.
510
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,701
[ gun clatters ]
511
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,537
It's over,
It's finally over.
512
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,106
Yep, it sure is.
513
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:17,242
Ooh, I should really put some
Neosporin on this bite.
514
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,410
Wait, what did you say?
515
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,513
[ laughs evilly ]
516
00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:27,552
I'm chris hardwick.
517
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:30,255
Wow, what a 100th episode
Of "The walking dead."
518
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,991
Lori's fate revealed,
The virus unleashed once more,
519
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:36,094
And how will snoopy factor
Into negan's future plans?
520
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:38,430
Joining us tonight, "Walking
Dead" sasquatch robert kirkman,
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00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:39,931
Show runner
Scott m. Gimple,
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00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,267
And shiva the tiger,
Sir fred livingston iii.
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00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:43,769
-hello!
-thanks, seacrest.
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00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,737
This is probably my favorite
Episode of all-time.
525
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,973
Took 100 tries to get
A unicorn on the show,
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00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,841
But damn,
You pulled it off, gumby.
527
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,877
It's gimple,
And just to clarify,
528
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:54,346
This wasn't officially
The 100th episode.
529
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,448
Well, the season seven
Finale was episode 99,
530
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:59,251
Which makes this episode 100
Because math.
531
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:02,587
No, this was a "Robot chicken"
Special on adult swim.
532
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,322
You drag me
Onto the dead actor couch,
533
00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,358
And this episode
Doesn't even fucking count?
534
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:08,193
-yawr!
-holy lord almighty!
535
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,461
Stop it! Oh, my head!
536
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,930
No, my dick!
Yeah!
Bite that dick!
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00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,933
[ screaming ]
That is
How you bite a dick!
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00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,735
I have 75 shows
To produce!
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