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You're very punctual.
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Come in.
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You're lucky a room is available.
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One of our tenants got a new job and moved away.
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Go ahead, have a look around.
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Don't be shy.
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DO YOUR DISHES OR ZORRO WILL COME
AND STICK A FORK UP YOUR ASS
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- And the other tenants?
- At work.
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I think.
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It's Gran's.
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She's probably in church now.
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She's a darling, you'll see.
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Do you have a grandma?
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Unfortunately not.
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Mine will surely love you.
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She makes everyone feel at home here.
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She doesn't mind living with young people?
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Gran is very open-minded for her age.
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We're making upgrades whenever we can.
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- The price is compelling.
- Right?
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- Where have you lived before, mister?
- Call me Tomek.
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Sonia.
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At the dorm.
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You'll have more peace and quiet here.
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It's a place for calm, working people.
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- Is that okay?
- Perfect, I want peace and quiet.
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Perfect.
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This is our standard agreement.
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“Stickers on wardrobes not allowed”?
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We had our share of weirdos.
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If I want to move out within a year,
I need to find a replacement?
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That's standard too.
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But don't worry, people fight over our rooms.
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This is the best you can get for this price, trust me.
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Fine.
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- Where do I sign?
- At the end.
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- You're going out?
- Yeah.
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I'll see you around.
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Which room is yours?
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I don't live here.
But I drop by from time to time.
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Fuck!
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THINK LIKE A MILLIONAIRE
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DISCOVER THE WINNER IN YOU
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FOR ALL YOUR INTERNET NEEDS,
SEE MR SEWERYN, LAST ROOM UPSTAIRS
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Fuck off, loser!
Yo mama responds to spam!
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Get your ass down there and get the fucker!
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That's right!
Hit the motherfucker!
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Excuse me?
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Fuck!
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I almost fucking finished!
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- What's wrong with you?
- Sorry.
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I'm the new tenant.
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- Do you play games?
- No.
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What's your favorite game?
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Tomb Raider.
Do you know it?
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Can I get the WiFi password?
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452344 JOB OFFERS FOR YOU
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JUNIOR FINANCIAL ANALYST
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FINANCIAL ANALYST
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REQUIREMENTS
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Three years of experience.
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Certification required.
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Two years of experience,
at least one in a managerial position.
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Fuck!
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Good morning.
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- Sit down.
- Thanks.
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One moment.
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- That fucking piece of shit.
- Excuse me?
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Sorry.
One moment.
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- Your name?
- Tomek Godlewski.
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Tomek Godlewski.
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How long have you been looking for a job?
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A few weeks.
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A few weeks?
That's not so bad.
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Not bad at all.
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- Is it always so empty here?
- Empty?
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It's not empty in the morning.
You just came in late.
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- Not an early bird, huh?
- Not really.
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You wrote that?
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Of course.
You wouldn't want me to lie, would you?
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Can you just skip that part?
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I can.
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Skipped.
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- Education?
- Banking and finance.
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Banking and finance…
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MASTER'S DEGREE
IN BANKING AND FINANCE
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- You have a masters!
- I do.
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- Congratulations!
- Thanks.
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Great.
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You were behind the economic crisis, right?
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- Me?
- And your banker friends.
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- I just graduated.
- Exactly.
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Why would you even study finance?
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- I want to help people.
- As a banker?
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I believe that if I'm honest, I can do a lot of good.
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Right, totally.
Bankers can do so much good.
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They caused the crisis and now they'll save us.
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Hail the bankers.
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I heard it's not so bad.
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Do you know who is
the most unemployed graduate group?
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Bankers and finance specialists.
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And sociologists, to be fair.
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I'll sign you up for our courses.
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You have no skills to speak of.
Go and learn something useful.
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“In EBC, we care about people.”
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“We offer vast career opportunities.”
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“Our offices are located
in a prestigious Warsaw neighborhood.”
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“50% of women in senior management.”
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Go figure!
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Fucking hell!
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Get the fuck out!
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I said, get the fuck out!
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Shut your fucking mouth!
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Out, now!
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Fucking moron!
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That fucking motherfucker!
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Hey!
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You like eavesdropping?
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I was just…
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It's fine.
I like it too.
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- It's your private business, I…
- Chill, dude.
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- I though something bad happened.
- Lots of bad things happen here.
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Like what?
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The last guy who lived here killed himself.
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- What?
- Suicide.
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- In this room?
- In this very bed, dude!
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Blood was gushing everywhere.
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I bet there are stains left.
Can't you smell it?
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Dude, I'm fucking with you!
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He disappeared.
Or moved out.
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I don't know, the night was dark.
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Don't worry, I'm just next door.
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And the walls here are paper-thin.
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So if you ever stop breathing,
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which could happen,
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I'll come to check on you.
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I appreciate that.
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Or to steal all your shit.
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My pops always said,
stealing is the best way to get rich.
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I'm kidding!
I'll come help, I'm a good guy.
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If you ever need help
when a bad thing happens…
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What bad thing?
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I don't know.
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Are you suggesting something?
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I'm just saying that if you need help…
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Help?
Who needs help, dude?
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What are you talking about?
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- I just said that…
- You think I'm some degenerate?
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- No, I…
- Yes you do!
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Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
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No…
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Make up your fucking mind!
Who do you think I am?
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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm fucking with you!
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You almost shat your pants!
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Fooled once, fooled for life!
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Got a job?
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I'm still looking.
I've just graduated.
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- What do you do?
- I sell carpets.
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Cool.
In a shop?
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No, I go door to door with a bunch of Gypsies.
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I'm my own boss.
It's great.
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Where's that loser?
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Gotta go.
The princess calls.
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Nice laptop.
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Keep an eye on it.
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- You're joking.
- Who knows?
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Jesus!
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- How many of these have you sent?
- About a hundred.
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- That's not good.
- Too many?
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Too few.
But that's not the point.
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I don't follow.
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Companies get millions of CVs like this one.
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- Millions?
- Metaphorically. I meant a lot.
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Your CV ends on a stack of other CVs.
It only gets looked at for a second.
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This second is your only chance.
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Your CV needs to scream.
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It needs to seduce.
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Charm at first sight.
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It has to say,
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this is the employee
I've been waiting for my whole life!
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Hi.
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Hello.
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You're our new flatmate.
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That's right.
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Careful.
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Thanks.
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- Tomek, nice to meet you.
- Hi, I'm Marta.
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- You live…
- Next to you.
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Right.
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You hear me and Jarek fight?
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I suppose you have quite a…
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Fiery relationship.
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Exactly.
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Dracula simia.
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Monkey orchid.
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For the plant shelter.
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Plant shelter?
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People give me the plants they don't want,
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and other people can pick them up.
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I take care of them in the meantime.
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Cool.
How is that going?
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Not bad.
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At least the giving away part.
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Come on in.
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- Wow!
- Everyone had to start somewhere.
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I had one tiny plant here.
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And now?
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Welcome to the fucking jungle!
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Fuck!
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Bloody hell!
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You're Sonia's grandmother?
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Sorry for the noise.
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Do I need to call your parents?
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Tell them
you keep the lights on till 11 p.m.?
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That's not so late, is it?
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What will I tell the neighbors,
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when they come in the morning and ask me
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why the light is still on at 11 p.m.?
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Is it about the bills?
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Did energy prices go up?
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You know what?
I think I'll be heading to bed now.
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We liked sitting in the dark.
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That can be quite pleasant.
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During the war.
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The war?
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We liked killing Germans.
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We killed off a whole division once.
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You fought in the war?
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But the Germans came back.
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The same ones.
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So we killed them again.
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With silver bullets.
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Wasn't there a silver shortage then?
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But they came back anyway.
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At night, they had these…
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Flaming eyes.
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How old were you then?
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We put aspen stakes through their hearts,
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cut off their heads
and stuck them under their arms.
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You know…
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Cutting a head off is no piece of cake.
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Right.
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That's enough reminiscing.
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Nice.
I'd hire you.
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Thanks.
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Listen, is your grandmother okay?
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- Why?
- We had a weird talk last night.
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Gran loves her stories.
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She spoke about the war.
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I don't know about the war.
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But she sees more than we do.
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Meaning?
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She has a gift.
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It always skips a generation, so…
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So you have it too?
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Do you need a spell?
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I could use it.
I can't find a job.
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I'll need your blood.
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My blood?
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Or semen.
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You're easy to fool.
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I guess I am.
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Bye!
268
00:21:08,094 --> 00:21:09,214
Bye.
269
00:21:12,174 --> 00:21:13,614
Tomek, you moron.
270
00:21:16,134 --> 00:21:19,970
As you sit down, put your bag next to you.
271
00:21:20,054 --> 00:21:22,090
Don't do this, it will fall off.
272
00:21:22,174 --> 00:21:24,330
Or this, it looks weird.
273
00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:28,374
And don't put it behind you,
you won't be able to sit properly.
274
00:21:28,574 --> 00:21:30,414
Remember, on the side.
275
00:21:31,894 --> 00:21:33,174
All right.
276
00:21:33,654 --> 00:21:35,050
Jackets.
277
00:21:35,134 --> 00:21:39,050
Top button always done,
bottom button always undone.
278
00:21:39,134 --> 00:21:41,254
But when you sit down,
279
00:21:42,174 --> 00:21:43,934
unbutton the top one.
280
00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:45,934
That's better.
281
00:21:47,614 --> 00:21:50,770
Here we see acceptable shoe models.
282
00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:52,770
Oxfords, Derbies, Brogs.
283
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,174
Look closely.
284
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:59,774
Remember the shapes and colors,
they're important.
285
00:22:00,494 --> 00:22:01,574
They are.
286
00:22:02,574 --> 00:22:04,610
Okay.
Now the shirt.
287
00:22:04,694 --> 00:22:07,490
You buy a cheap shirt, the color is nice.
288
00:22:07,574 --> 00:22:09,410
You wear it to an interview.
289
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,934
You're waiting.
You check the tag.
290
00:22:12,454 --> 00:22:13,614
It's 100% polyester.
291
00:22:13,774 --> 00:22:16,410
What happens?
You're starting to sweat.
292
00:22:16,494 --> 00:22:17,974
Trust me.
293
00:22:18,814 --> 00:22:21,294
This is not a good first impression.
294
00:22:21,934 --> 00:22:23,894
So remember, natural fabrics.
295
00:22:24,534 --> 00:22:25,690
Time for makeup.
296
00:22:25,774 --> 00:22:27,810
Something for the ladies.
297
00:22:27,894 --> 00:22:29,734
- Come up here, please.
- No.
298
00:22:30,134 --> 00:22:32,890
Men can take an advantage of this, too.
299
00:22:32,974 --> 00:22:33,974
You, sir?
300
00:22:36,534 --> 00:22:38,134
- Me?
- Yes, you.
301
00:22:40,254 --> 00:22:41,574
Do I have to?
302
00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:44,214
Yes, you do.
Be a man and come up here.
303
00:22:46,414 --> 00:22:49,774
Apply the foundation with a sponge.
Not too much.
304
00:22:50,534 --> 00:22:54,250
Don't be nervous, you'll be just fine.
305
00:22:54,334 --> 00:22:56,854
Now the powder.
306
00:22:57,894 --> 00:22:59,094
Great.
307
00:22:59,614 --> 00:23:02,094
Right here, very nice.
308
00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:06,974
Men don't usually use blush,
so imagine he's a woman.
309
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,174
Nice and rosy.
310
00:23:11,334 --> 00:23:13,254
Eyes are the mirror of the soul.
311
00:23:13,774 --> 00:23:17,894
There are pictures of porn actresses
before and after makeup.
312
00:23:18,134 --> 00:23:19,174
And, trust me…
313
00:23:19,374 --> 00:23:20,690
Don't move.
314
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:26,650
Trust me, they are regular girls
that makeup turns into sex bombs.
315
00:23:26,734 --> 00:23:29,410
- Why are you so sad?
- I'm not.
316
00:23:29,494 --> 00:23:31,134
You look great.
317
00:23:31,334 --> 00:23:34,294
You'll see when you look in the mirror.
318
00:23:34,774 --> 00:23:39,934
You can smack your lips, gently.
Like this.
319
00:23:42,734 --> 00:23:43,734
Done.
320
00:23:44,534 --> 00:23:46,654
They won't recognize you at home.
321
00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:48,854
I'm joking.
322
00:23:49,134 --> 00:23:52,690
You can sit down.
Let's move to the next topic.
323
00:23:52,774 --> 00:23:54,774
Ties.
Have a look.
324
00:23:55,254 --> 00:24:00,094
He is wearing a tie and a jacket,
but still looks like a Gypsy wedding.
325
00:24:00,654 --> 00:24:02,890
- It's nothing personal.
- Sure.
326
00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:05,334
I'm just using your example
327
00:24:05,494 --> 00:24:08,294
to show it's not enough to buy elegant items.
328
00:24:08,494 --> 00:24:13,854
You have to create a cohesive outfit
to impress your future employer.
329
00:24:55,254 --> 00:24:59,330
Who the fuck let you eat my food, you bloody fatso?
330
00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:02,014
Give me that!
Carrots aren't good enough?
331
00:25:02,214 --> 00:25:05,374
Not enough calories?
You had to steal the ice-cream?
332
00:25:18,094 --> 00:25:19,374
I'm sorry.
333
00:25:24,014 --> 00:25:25,694
It's my birthday ice-cream.
334
00:25:25,894 --> 00:25:27,214
Birthday ice-cream?
335
00:25:27,414 --> 00:25:28,934
It's my birthday today.
336
00:25:30,534 --> 00:25:33,534
- How old are you turning?
- 30?
337
00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:35,734
Congrats.
338
00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:37,614
Happy birthday.
339
00:25:40,774 --> 00:25:43,774
I checked out that game, Tomb Rider.
The girl is cute.
340
00:25:43,894 --> 00:25:45,134
She was.
341
00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:47,614
- Was?
- She was cute.
342
00:25:48,094 --> 00:25:51,650
In part one, she had this big, you know.
343
00:25:51,734 --> 00:25:57,134
Then they made it smaller and smaller,
and now she looks almost like a dude.
344
00:25:58,414 --> 00:25:59,574
Like a dude?
345
00:26:00,134 --> 00:26:01,134
Yeah.
346
00:26:03,174 --> 00:26:06,374
Who would you rather fuck?
347
00:26:07,294 --> 00:26:10,014
A girl with knockers or a dude?
348
00:26:10,494 --> 00:26:11,494
That's easy.
349
00:26:11,774 --> 00:26:13,734
Easy how?
Answer the question.
350
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:15,614
A girl.
351
00:26:15,814 --> 00:26:17,054
Are you sure?
352
00:26:19,894 --> 00:26:21,054
You are?
353
00:26:26,894 --> 00:26:28,250
Are you ticklish?
354
00:26:28,334 --> 00:26:30,174
Fuck off!
355
00:26:33,414 --> 00:26:36,614
Go on, fatso, stuff your face!
And shut the fridge!
356
00:26:36,814 --> 00:26:38,134
You shut your mouth.
357
00:26:40,774 --> 00:26:41,934
Fuck.
358
00:26:43,014 --> 00:26:45,934
- Sticking your butt out already?
- I said, shut it!
359
00:27:03,974 --> 00:27:05,610
RE: FINANCIAL ANALYST
360
00:27:05,694 --> 00:27:07,210
RE: RECRUITMENT 2022
361
00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:08,814
RE: JOB APPLICATION
362
00:27:09,534 --> 00:27:11,614
Hi.
Party time?
363
00:27:12,254 --> 00:27:14,334
- Party time?
- Or is it war paint?
364
00:27:14,774 --> 00:27:16,134
Oh, that.
365
00:27:16,774 --> 00:27:18,494
It's from a job training.
366
00:27:18,654 --> 00:27:20,210
For a stripper?
367
00:27:20,294 --> 00:27:21,890
No, I'm…
Never mind.
368
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:25,134
Whatever, man.
You do you, no explanation needed.
369
00:27:28,894 --> 00:27:30,654
Is that your girl?
370
00:27:33,294 --> 00:27:35,374
Why didn't she move in here?
371
00:27:38,694 --> 00:27:39,734
What?
372
00:27:43,134 --> 00:27:44,894
Actually, she's my ex.
373
00:27:46,174 --> 00:27:50,054
So this is your display
of all the chicks you fucked?
374
00:27:50,774 --> 00:27:51,890
It's not like that.
375
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,774
There aren't too many.
376
00:27:57,334 --> 00:27:58,494
I want her back.
377
00:27:58,774 --> 00:28:01,894
What are you doing about it?
Sexting her?
378
00:28:02,094 --> 00:28:04,254
I need to find a job first.
379
00:28:05,214 --> 00:28:07,294
Then, who knows?
Maybe I will.
380
00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:10,574
I'm swirling in dough, let's get it on, ho!
381
00:28:13,614 --> 00:28:14,694
More or less.
382
00:28:16,254 --> 00:28:17,334
You tiger.
383
00:28:20,214 --> 00:28:24,174
- What are you looking at?
- Application responses.
384
00:28:25,614 --> 00:28:27,134
Let me tell you something.
385
00:28:27,254 --> 00:28:30,534
Before you open the emails, visualize the result.
386
00:28:32,254 --> 00:28:34,454
Success psychology.
It works.
387
00:28:34,974 --> 00:28:38,934
YouTube, man.
They don't teach that in college.
388
00:28:39,454 --> 00:28:40,770
Remember!
389
00:28:40,854 --> 00:28:41,934
I'm out.
390
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:55,014
“I regret to inform you…”
391
00:28:59,734 --> 00:29:03,894
“Thank you for your CV.
We regret to inform you…”
392
00:29:05,254 --> 00:29:06,414
Fuck you.
393
00:29:10,854 --> 00:29:12,614
I am conscientious,
394
00:29:12,774 --> 00:29:14,094
detail-oriented,
395
00:29:15,174 --> 00:29:16,374
I learn quickly.
396
00:29:18,294 --> 00:29:20,774
I am conscientious, detail-oriented…
397
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:25,054
Shit!
398
00:29:25,134 --> 00:29:26,654
It's a lottery, man.
399
00:29:28,054 --> 00:29:30,014
Let me help you.
400
00:29:30,174 --> 00:29:32,254
- You want this one?
- Yes.
401
00:29:32,974 --> 00:29:34,254
Light it up.
402
00:29:35,454 --> 00:29:36,614
Oh!
403
00:29:38,774 --> 00:29:41,414
- Thanks.
- Are you coming to our party?
404
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:43,614
It's Seweryn's birthday.
405
00:29:45,774 --> 00:29:46,894
I've got work.
406
00:29:47,414 --> 00:29:49,174
Aren't you unemployed?
407
00:29:49,694 --> 00:29:50,850
I am.
408
00:29:50,934 --> 00:29:54,130
That's why I need to write a CV and a cover letter.
409
00:29:54,214 --> 00:29:55,654
To impress the employers.
410
00:29:56,974 --> 00:29:58,734
Do they even read them?
411
00:30:00,214 --> 00:30:01,534
Don't they?
412
00:30:02,294 --> 00:30:03,730
I don't know.
413
00:30:03,814 --> 00:30:06,734
But you should come.
I invited my girlfriends.
414
00:30:07,934 --> 00:30:09,454
You'll relax a little.
415
00:30:10,694 --> 00:30:12,410
I'm sorry, I can't.
416
00:30:12,494 --> 00:30:14,534
Fine.
But if you change your mind…
417
00:30:44,334 --> 00:30:48,254
My granddaughter tells me
you work intellectually.
418
00:30:50,174 --> 00:30:51,934
You could say so.
419
00:30:53,814 --> 00:30:56,574
This will help.
I baked it myself.
420
00:30:59,214 --> 00:31:01,054
It's good for your brain.
421
00:31:03,334 --> 00:31:05,934
Chocolate.
422
00:31:12,054 --> 00:31:14,134
God bless you.
423
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:44,334
Just for a moment.
424
00:31:49,894 --> 00:31:51,494
- Hello!
- Hi.
425
00:31:51,694 --> 00:31:55,014
- You made it, that's great!
- Hi.
426
00:31:57,614 --> 00:31:58,734
Come in.
427
00:31:59,494 --> 00:32:00,814
- Hello.
- Hi!
428
00:32:01,974 --> 00:32:03,934
Wine makes you whine.
We don't mix.
429
00:32:04,694 --> 00:32:06,534
Happy birthday, Seweryn.
430
00:32:07,574 --> 00:32:10,410
- Compulsory party hat.
- Thanks.
431
00:32:10,494 --> 00:32:12,774
Seweryn is fixing our computer.
432
00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,214
Some virus.
433
00:32:14,614 --> 00:32:16,734
And he can't multitask, so…
434
00:32:22,614 --> 00:32:25,530
- Hello, Muppet!
- Hi.
435
00:32:25,614 --> 00:32:28,290
I'm so glad you're here.
436
00:32:28,374 --> 00:32:31,170
This is our best buddy, Muppet.
437
00:32:31,254 --> 00:32:33,334
- Hi, I'm Tomek.
- What's up?
438
00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:34,734
Hey.
439
00:32:50,014 --> 00:32:51,214
Who else is coming?
440
00:32:51,454 --> 00:32:55,214
The girls couldn't make it, so it's just us.
441
00:32:57,894 --> 00:32:59,934
Bottoms up.
442
00:33:00,294 --> 00:33:01,294
To Seweryn.
443
00:33:04,294 --> 00:33:07,814
Drinking vodka every day
is the bestest way to slay!
444
00:33:09,494 --> 00:33:12,414
- How long have you lived here?
- Two years?
445
00:33:13,894 --> 00:33:15,770
- Are you for real?
- What?
446
00:33:15,854 --> 00:33:18,254
- It's been five.
- Really?
447
00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:19,574
Time flies.
448
00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:21,254
Let's drink to that.
449
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,934
How about a break?
450
00:33:39,014 --> 00:33:40,094
Tomek.
451
00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:43,574
- A student.
- A graduate.
452
00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:46,294
- Of what?
- Banking and finance.
453
00:33:50,774 --> 00:33:53,734
- What do you do?
- I'm unemployed.
454
00:33:55,094 --> 00:33:58,734
He's worked at a shipyard till quite recently.
455
00:33:58,934 --> 00:33:59,934
Cool.
456
00:34:00,614 --> 00:34:01,614
Doing what?
457
00:34:03,094 --> 00:34:05,614
Secretly destroying the equipment?
458
00:34:06,054 --> 00:34:07,774
They didn't like it?
459
00:34:09,534 --> 00:34:11,334
Have you heard about Lenin?
460
00:34:13,054 --> 00:34:14,334
What about him?
461
00:34:14,854 --> 00:34:16,610
Lenin said that the workers
462
00:34:16,694 --> 00:34:20,574
are alienated from the fruit of their labor.
463
00:34:21,694 --> 00:34:22,930
Got it?
464
00:34:23,014 --> 00:34:25,854
Working for a bank or a corporation
465
00:34:27,574 --> 00:34:30,174
will make you alienated as fuck.
466
00:34:34,294 --> 00:34:36,610
Muppet's a bit left-wingy.
467
00:34:36,694 --> 00:34:39,494
- That's not a bad thing.
- It depends.
468
00:34:44,534 --> 00:34:47,094
“Mines willing to hire
any number of workers.”
469
00:34:47,654 --> 00:34:48,894
What is this?
470
00:34:49,534 --> 00:34:51,614
Worker's Voice from 1985.
471
00:34:52,534 --> 00:34:53,894
He carries it everywhere.
472
00:34:54,254 --> 00:34:57,894
What has your beloved capitalism done for you?
473
00:34:59,054 --> 00:35:01,610
When the revolution comes, you'll hang first.
474
00:35:01,694 --> 00:35:03,050
You'll hang too.
475
00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:05,454
You'll all fucking hang!
476
00:35:13,534 --> 00:35:16,734
- How's our computer?
- Give me a fucking minute.
477
00:35:19,614 --> 00:35:22,694
Finally, some action!
This is a real birthday!
478
00:36:05,854 --> 00:36:07,534
This isn't your room.
479
00:36:09,894 --> 00:36:11,014
Get the fuck out!
480
00:36:11,934 --> 00:36:13,574
It's not your room!
Out!
481
00:36:14,454 --> 00:36:16,494
That's a closet.
Get out!
482
00:36:17,374 --> 00:36:18,494
Get the fuck out!
483
00:36:26,414 --> 00:36:28,334
This is not your room, Muppet!
484
00:36:33,294 --> 00:36:34,494
Noise.
485
00:36:35,454 --> 00:36:37,934
Right.
Sorry about that.
486
00:36:38,814 --> 00:36:40,134
I'm sorry.
487
00:36:41,294 --> 00:36:45,130
Who do you bring here at night?
Port hookers?
488
00:36:45,214 --> 00:36:46,814
There's no one here.
489
00:36:47,614 --> 00:36:49,734
They escaped through the window!
490
00:36:51,294 --> 00:36:54,414
- The windows don't open.
- They have their ways.
491
00:36:55,694 --> 00:36:57,010
Sorry for the noise.
492
00:36:57,094 --> 00:36:59,614
Muppet came here and took off his pants.
493
00:37:02,774 --> 00:37:07,574
This is a respectable house, not a brothel.
494
00:37:08,494 --> 00:37:11,894
I thought you were a respectable man.
495
00:37:14,294 --> 00:37:15,930
They say it's a crisis.
496
00:37:16,014 --> 00:37:20,250
Crisis my ass.
If you're good, you'll find work.
497
00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:26,090
And a nice girl.
Granny wants to dance at your wedding.
498
00:37:26,174 --> 00:37:28,814
- Remember Maurycy?
- My classmate?
499
00:37:29,374 --> 00:37:31,934
The one who played video games.
500
00:37:33,454 --> 00:37:36,850
You always said
he's not going to achieve anything.
501
00:37:36,934 --> 00:37:42,250
He works in IT now.
Earns 8,000 a month.
502
00:37:42,334 --> 00:37:45,574
You liked coding too, right?
503
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,240
Not really.
504
00:37:47,306 --> 00:37:49,249
His mother is so proud.
505
00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:52,210
What was the name of your college girlfriend?
506
00:37:52,294 --> 00:37:54,214
Paula?
She was pretty, too.
507
00:38:07,134 --> 00:38:08,250
COVER LETTER
508
00:38:08,334 --> 00:38:09,934
DEAR SIR OR MADAM…
509
00:38:32,974 --> 00:38:36,970
I would be your perfect employee.
510
00:38:37,054 --> 00:38:39,290
I would be your perfect employee.
511
00:38:39,374 --> 00:38:41,530
Because I'm thinking!
512
00:38:41,614 --> 00:38:42,930
Analysing!
513
00:38:43,014 --> 00:38:45,734
And you? What the fuck are you doing all day?!
514
00:38:50,854 --> 00:38:52,534
“Dear Sir or Madam.
515
00:38:52,734 --> 00:38:55,530
This year, I received my master's degree.
516
00:38:55,614 --> 00:38:59,210
I am looking for a position
where I could utilize my skill set
517
00:38:59,294 --> 00:39:00,534
and be challenged.”
518
00:39:08,374 --> 00:39:12,614
“The skills I gained in college
and during extracurricular activities
519
00:39:12,734 --> 00:39:15,414
will be the foundation our fruitful cooperation.
520
00:39:15,614 --> 00:39:17,534
I am a conscientious worker
521
00:39:17,654 --> 00:39:21,454
and I have what it takes
to have a future in your company.
522
00:39:21,614 --> 00:39:24,134
If you are interested in my application,
523
00:39:24,254 --> 00:39:27,850
I would love to meet and answer all your questions.
524
00:39:27,934 --> 00:39:30,214
Respectfully,
Tomek Godlewski.”
525
00:39:50,134 --> 00:39:52,694
Do you really want this job so bad?
526
00:39:54,494 --> 00:39:56,014
Awfully bad.
527
00:39:57,814 --> 00:39:59,774
I was really impressed.
528
00:40:01,414 --> 00:40:02,694
I'm glad.
529
00:40:10,334 --> 00:40:12,094
I don't usually do this.
530
00:40:34,374 --> 00:40:35,534
Were you asleep?
531
00:40:36,054 --> 00:40:37,614
- Napping.
- Napping?
532
00:40:39,334 --> 00:40:40,894
More like fapping.
533
00:40:42,854 --> 00:40:44,494
I was reading job offers.
534
00:40:44,854 --> 00:40:46,734
Don't worry, I do that too.
535
00:40:47,334 --> 00:40:48,894
Read job offers?
536
00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:54,090
I'm looking for the right film all day,
then jerk off for 5 minutes tops.
537
00:40:54,174 --> 00:40:58,214
Marta and I watch some together,
but she always wants Black guys.
538
00:40:59,214 --> 00:41:01,974
Enough bullshit.
Can you lend me a tenner?
539
00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:05,050
Sure.
I'll bring it to you in ten minutes.
540
00:41:05,134 --> 00:41:08,374
Ten minutes is what it takes to rob an apartment.
541
00:41:08,854 --> 00:41:10,570
Our train leaves soon.
542
00:41:10,654 --> 00:41:11,894
I'll turn around.
543
00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:14,014
Don't stress.
544
00:41:19,734 --> 00:41:21,850
Easy, there's no rush.
545
00:41:21,934 --> 00:41:23,814
Okay.
Here you go.
546
00:41:23,974 --> 00:41:27,414
Ready?
Thanks a lot, dude.
547
00:41:27,934 --> 00:41:31,410
I'm off.
You go back to your fun.
548
00:41:31,494 --> 00:41:35,650
But look out for those pop-ups.
Some say cops have your IP…
549
00:41:35,734 --> 00:41:37,410
All right, Jarek.
550
00:41:37,494 --> 00:41:40,330
I got emails that said they recorded all I did
551
00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:42,654
and will release it if I don't pay.
552
00:41:43,014 --> 00:41:44,094
It's a bluff.
553
00:41:46,494 --> 00:41:48,850
Maybe, but it makes me feel funny.
554
00:41:48,934 --> 00:41:50,294
Go on, have fun.
555
00:41:53,294 --> 00:41:55,654
- What happened?
- He was jerking off.
556
00:42:14,534 --> 00:42:16,370
I fucking got it!
557
00:42:16,454 --> 00:42:18,494
Finally!
558
00:42:21,374 --> 00:42:24,334
I am self-sufficient, but also a team player.
559
00:42:24,854 --> 00:42:27,010
I don't have much experience,
560
00:42:27,094 --> 00:42:31,374
but I'm a fast learner,
I'll get everything in no time.
561
00:42:33,214 --> 00:42:34,214
MOM
562
00:42:34,974 --> 00:42:36,010
Hello?
563
00:42:36,094 --> 00:42:37,850
- Hi, Tomek.
- Hi, mom.
564
00:42:37,934 --> 00:42:39,774
Are you nervous?
565
00:42:40,174 --> 00:42:42,050
Don't ask me that now!
566
00:42:42,134 --> 00:42:45,410
I wasn't before,
because I wasn't thinking about it!
567
00:42:45,494 --> 00:42:47,254
- Then don't be.
- Thanks.
568
00:43:08,974 --> 00:43:10,214
Fuck!
569
00:43:11,574 --> 00:43:14,054
Name your strengths and weaknesses.
570
00:43:14,774 --> 00:43:16,694
- I'm a perfectionist.
- Sorry?
571
00:43:16,934 --> 00:43:19,170
Oh, right.
I'm a perfectionist.
572
00:43:19,254 --> 00:43:23,090
- Is this a strength or a weakness?
- I think it's both.
573
00:43:23,174 --> 00:43:24,974
What kind of problems
574
00:43:25,214 --> 00:43:27,894
did your former coworkers come to you with?
575
00:43:28,454 --> 00:43:30,374
All kinds.
I was very helpful.
576
00:43:31,214 --> 00:43:35,094
- Can you elaborate?
- Of course.
577
00:43:35,854 --> 00:43:39,490
If anyone had a problem or a question about the job,
578
00:43:39,574 --> 00:43:43,454
they knew they could count on me.
579
00:43:44,454 --> 00:43:46,014
I always helped.
580
00:43:46,334 --> 00:43:49,334
Without neglecting my duties, of course.
581
00:43:52,174 --> 00:43:54,134
What kind of job was that?
582
00:43:57,214 --> 00:43:58,894
KFC.
The night shift.
583
00:44:08,214 --> 00:44:09,414
KFC.
584
00:44:10,054 --> 00:44:11,330
Yeah.
585
00:44:11,414 --> 00:44:12,614
Really?
586
00:44:22,334 --> 00:44:24,534
You wore those hats and T-shirts?
587
00:44:24,974 --> 00:44:26,294
Every day.
588
00:44:27,734 --> 00:44:29,814
I couldn't do that.
589
00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:35,614
I need my freedom.
I do what I want, when I want to.
590
00:44:38,894 --> 00:44:40,694
What's your dream job?
591
00:44:41,174 --> 00:44:42,934
Gynecologist, of course.
592
00:44:52,974 --> 00:44:54,614
I don't know.
593
00:44:56,214 --> 00:44:58,334
Maybe it wouldn't be that great.
594
00:44:58,854 --> 00:45:00,054
Jarek!
595
00:45:10,414 --> 00:45:12,130
I'll get it later.
596
00:45:12,214 --> 00:45:13,654
I gotta go.
597
00:45:15,534 --> 00:45:17,854
- Jarek!
- I'm coming!
598
00:45:26,174 --> 00:45:27,810
“Dear Mr Godlewski.
599
00:45:27,894 --> 00:45:29,890
We are happy to inform you
600
00:45:29,974 --> 00:45:33,410
that you have been selected
for an interview.”
601
00:45:33,494 --> 00:45:34,934
Fantastic.
602
00:45:35,574 --> 00:45:37,374
What do you want from a job?
603
00:45:38,094 --> 00:45:40,094
Opportunities for growth…
604
00:45:40,894 --> 00:45:42,174
Sorry.
605
00:45:45,814 --> 00:45:48,294
Opportunities for growth and good atmosphere.
606
00:45:52,374 --> 00:45:53,654
Sorry.
607
00:45:56,614 --> 00:45:59,530
- Your generation is spoiled.
- My generation?
608
00:45:59,614 --> 00:46:01,050
You barely graduate,
609
00:46:01,134 --> 00:46:04,694
and then want to get
managerial positions straight away.
610
00:46:05,254 --> 00:46:07,734
My grades were very good.
611
00:46:08,454 --> 00:46:09,974
That's nice.
612
00:46:12,294 --> 00:46:14,854
How do I know you can do this job?
613
00:46:16,614 --> 00:46:18,814
We do learn something in college.
614
00:46:19,614 --> 00:46:21,014
Five years.
615
00:46:22,094 --> 00:46:23,654
Everyone has a master's now.
616
00:46:24,694 --> 00:46:27,774
What does a master's degree mean?
617
00:46:28,614 --> 00:46:30,170
Nothing.
618
00:46:30,254 --> 00:46:32,254
Did it mean more in your times?
619
00:46:34,654 --> 00:46:36,894
What kind of toys did you have?
620
00:46:37,654 --> 00:46:38,774
G.I. Joes?
621
00:46:39,574 --> 00:46:40,734
Transformers?
622
00:46:43,414 --> 00:46:44,654
He-Mans?
623
00:46:45,254 --> 00:46:46,454
Legos.
624
00:46:49,094 --> 00:46:51,974
I played with old thread spools.
625
00:46:52,454 --> 00:46:53,930
I did.
626
00:46:54,014 --> 00:46:55,134
This is why…
627
00:46:57,614 --> 00:46:59,294
I am here today.
628
00:47:01,054 --> 00:47:02,210
Can I come in?
629
00:47:02,294 --> 00:47:03,854
- Not now.
- Sorry.
630
00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:10,694
You cannot delay your gratification.
631
00:47:11,214 --> 00:47:13,974
And this is how societal wealth is created.
632
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:20,014
This is why I have a proposition for you.
633
00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:26,854
Unpaid internship?
What did you tell him?
634
00:47:28,014 --> 00:47:29,894
- That I'll think about it.
- Why?
635
00:47:30,094 --> 00:47:33,614
Go work in a copy shop.
You'll learn the same and get paid.
636
00:47:34,534 --> 00:47:37,654
- Maybe it'll help.
- Help my ass.
637
00:47:37,974 --> 00:47:39,414
You know what I'd say
638
00:47:39,574 --> 00:47:43,054
if they told me to carry the carpets
for a note in my CV?
639
00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:44,454
I don't.
640
00:47:45,974 --> 00:47:47,854
- To go to hell?
- No.
641
00:47:48,854 --> 00:47:51,934
To go fuck themselves.
That's what I'd say.
642
00:47:57,494 --> 00:47:58,774
To go fuck themselves.
643
00:48:05,534 --> 00:48:06,694
Stay there.
644
00:48:20,614 --> 00:48:21,894
What's happening?
645
00:48:27,174 --> 00:48:28,934
You gotta be kidding me!
646
00:48:37,774 --> 00:48:40,730
- Hello?
- Hi, handsome. Need a spell?
647
00:48:40,814 --> 00:48:43,254
I need water.
There's no water.
648
00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:45,774
I'll send someone.
649
00:48:45,894 --> 00:48:49,370
- Hurry up, my interview is in an hour.
- Sure thing.
650
00:48:49,454 --> 00:48:50,694
Thanks.
651
00:48:53,854 --> 00:48:56,890
A contractor would cost you an arm and a leg.
652
00:48:56,974 --> 00:49:00,294
But I'm family.
I'll fix it up like it was my house.
653
00:49:00,774 --> 00:49:03,974
Thanks.
Can I get you something to drink?
654
00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:06,014
Thanks, but I came prepared.
655
00:49:07,814 --> 00:49:09,690
I met a Russian once.
656
00:49:09,774 --> 00:49:12,970
Decent fellow, he fled to Georgia to avoid a draft.
657
00:49:13,054 --> 00:49:16,330
He gave me a recipe for the Spirit of Canaan.
658
00:49:16,414 --> 00:49:18,934
- What spirit?
- The Spirit of Canaan.
659
00:49:19,134 --> 00:49:21,370
Beautiful name.
The Promised Land.
660
00:49:21,454 --> 00:49:22,894
It goes like this.
661
00:49:23,014 --> 00:49:27,014
100 grams of denatured alcohol
filtered through cotton,
662
00:49:27,694 --> 00:49:30,534
200 gram of dark beer, porter is fine,
663
00:49:31,894 --> 00:49:34,650
and 100 grams of purified varnish.
664
00:49:34,734 --> 00:49:38,134
Mix it up, let it rest, and there you go.
665
00:49:42,534 --> 00:49:44,450
Perfection.
666
00:49:44,534 --> 00:49:47,454
- That's great, but I'm in a hurry.
- Fine.
667
00:49:47,614 --> 00:49:50,214
What do we have here?
668
00:49:52,014 --> 00:49:55,810
This old guy is better than the new ones.
669
00:49:55,894 --> 00:49:56,894
Really?
670
00:49:56,974 --> 00:49:58,574
The new ones work and work,
671
00:49:58,774 --> 00:50:01,894
and then they don't, and that's it.
672
00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:05,294
But you can keep fixing the old ones forever.
673
00:50:07,494 --> 00:50:08,970
That's not it…
674
00:50:09,054 --> 00:50:10,774
Do you know what happened?
675
00:50:12,374 --> 00:50:15,454
My head is spinning.
676
00:50:16,534 --> 00:50:19,694
I'll get more tools from the car.
677
00:50:48,454 --> 00:50:50,654
This is a one-way street!
678
00:50:53,814 --> 00:50:54,974
That fucker!
679
00:51:01,494 --> 00:51:03,534
Hello, I'm so sorry I'm late.
680
00:51:09,134 --> 00:51:12,134
- I'm here.
- Tell me about yourself.
681
00:51:12,334 --> 00:51:14,970
I'm conscientious,
I work well under pressure…
682
00:51:15,054 --> 00:51:18,054
- You know this is a sales job?
- Of course.
683
00:51:18,374 --> 00:51:21,774
Usually I pay a lot of attention to my appearance.
684
00:51:22,334 --> 00:51:25,454
But today our water pipes broke.
685
00:51:25,654 --> 00:51:27,294
You'd represent the company.
686
00:51:27,534 --> 00:51:30,574
The landlord's family member
was supposed to fix it.
687
00:51:31,134 --> 00:51:32,370
But he didn't.
688
00:51:32,454 --> 00:51:37,014
On any other day,
you'd surprised by my professionalism.
689
00:51:38,294 --> 00:51:40,214
We'll get back to you.
690
00:51:56,374 --> 00:51:58,374
Excuse me?
Can I get a beer?
691
00:52:06,574 --> 00:52:08,410
Today's promo.
We roll the dice.
692
00:52:08,494 --> 00:52:11,014
If your score is higher, you get a free beer.
693
00:52:12,334 --> 00:52:14,974
- And if it isn't higher?
- You pay double.
694
00:52:16,654 --> 00:52:19,774
Damn.
I'm short on cash now.
695
00:52:23,534 --> 00:52:25,574
Fuck it.
Throw the dice.
696
00:52:38,374 --> 00:52:39,614
I fucking knew it.
697
00:52:51,694 --> 00:52:52,774
It's a six!
698
00:53:03,734 --> 00:53:05,374
Leave me alone.
699
00:53:10,414 --> 00:53:11,614
Thanks.
700
00:53:22,814 --> 00:53:24,094
What do you say?
701
00:53:24,934 --> 00:53:27,094
- Sorry it took so long.
- Thanks.
702
00:53:32,574 --> 00:53:35,054
Sorry, lovebirds.
I'm out.
703
00:53:36,454 --> 00:53:37,654
Thank you.
704
00:53:39,054 --> 00:53:40,974
- You saved me.
- No problem.
705
00:53:45,654 --> 00:53:46,654
Nice outfit.
706
00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:49,573
Thanks.
707
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:53,011
You look like Brad Pitt when he was playing Death.
708
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,251
Right.
Thank you.
709
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,201
Are you a businessman?
710
00:54:00,414 --> 00:54:01,654
In a way.
711
00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:04,974
A lawyer?
712
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,240
I'm in-between jobs.
713
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,600
What kind of jobs?
714
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:16,820
Between college and my first job.
715
00:54:19,747 --> 00:54:23,256
- So you won't buy me a fancy drink?
- Unfortunately not.
716
00:54:24,854 --> 00:54:26,174
You know what?
717
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,880
Let's go buy something cheap and drink it.
718
00:54:30,974 --> 00:54:32,774
- What do you think?
- Fine.
719
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,089
- Fine?
- I like it.
720
00:54:36,054 --> 00:54:37,574
Me too.
721
00:54:53,054 --> 00:54:54,454
Careful there.
722
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,040
Wait here.
723
00:54:56,134 --> 00:54:58,334
Why?
Is there a dead body inside?
724
00:55:00,174 --> 00:55:01,654
Kind of.
725
00:55:07,654 --> 00:55:08,654
Shit.
726
00:55:13,174 --> 00:55:14,974
Can I come in?
727
00:55:17,174 --> 00:55:18,214
Damn.
728
00:55:18,734 --> 00:55:19,974
What are you doing?
729
00:55:27,294 --> 00:55:28,854
I'm going.
730
00:55:30,294 --> 00:55:31,294
Done!
731
00:55:36,734 --> 00:55:37,734
This is nice.
732
00:55:38,574 --> 00:55:39,894
Don't mock me.
733
00:55:40,774 --> 00:55:45,054
I'm not.
I've lived in worse places in college.
734
00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,294
But I've already finished college.
735
00:55:49,614 --> 00:55:51,894
Don't be so…
736
00:55:53,614 --> 00:55:55,014
Hard on yourself.
737
00:55:56,934 --> 00:55:58,494
THINK LIKE A MILLIONAIRE
738
00:56:03,214 --> 00:56:07,014
- Millionaires are not made overnight.
- That's funny.
739
00:56:11,014 --> 00:56:12,534
You've got potential.
740
00:56:13,454 --> 00:56:14,814
To be a millionaire?
741
00:56:24,854 --> 00:56:26,970
- Look at the hour!
- Get out!
742
00:56:27,054 --> 00:56:28,854
- Your gran?
- God forbid.
743
00:56:29,054 --> 00:56:31,094
- Hail Mary…
- Leave!
744
00:56:31,334 --> 00:56:33,094
- Ignore her.
- What?
745
00:56:33,294 --> 00:56:35,334
She'll get embarrassed and leave.
746
00:56:41,774 --> 00:56:44,130
Where's your wife?
Away?
747
00:56:44,214 --> 00:56:45,850
Does she know about it?
748
00:56:45,934 --> 00:56:48,370
Shall I tell her what you're up to?
749
00:56:48,454 --> 00:56:50,134
Bringing whores home?
750
00:56:50,814 --> 00:56:53,530
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
751
00:56:53,614 --> 00:56:55,890
pray for us sinners!
752
00:56:55,974 --> 00:56:57,174
Maja!
753
00:56:57,734 --> 00:56:59,334
Come on, Maja.
754
00:57:01,934 --> 00:57:03,414
Wait, please.
755
00:57:04,574 --> 00:57:06,294
I don't have a wife.
756
00:57:09,254 --> 00:57:10,734
How about a girlfriend?
757
00:57:13,854 --> 00:57:15,214
I thought so.
758
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:32,720
Which floor?
759
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,120
- What?
- Which floor do you work on?
760
00:58:39,814 --> 00:58:43,010
Or are you one of those country bumpkins
761
00:58:43,094 --> 00:58:45,254
who come here to pray for a job?
762
00:58:46,814 --> 00:58:48,054
Of course not.
763
00:58:49,614 --> 00:58:50,694
That floor.
764
00:58:54,094 --> 00:58:55,414
- The 7th?
- Yes.
765
00:58:57,054 --> 00:59:00,214
You're working your asses off.
ASAPs all day long.
766
00:59:01,894 --> 00:59:03,254
She's from the 7th too.
767
00:59:03,454 --> 00:59:05,254
- Ola!
- Don't.
768
00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:06,694
- Come!
- Stop.
769
00:59:06,894 --> 00:59:09,734
- I have to go anyway.
- Come on, she's hot.
770
00:59:11,814 --> 00:59:13,334
- Hi.
- Hello.
771
00:59:13,454 --> 00:59:14,570
Hey.
772
00:59:14,654 --> 00:59:16,774
He works on the 7th, too.
773
00:59:18,534 --> 00:59:20,130
I don't recognize you.
774
00:59:20,214 --> 00:59:22,334
Where's your desk?
In the front?
775
00:59:24,214 --> 00:59:26,014
It's in the back.
776
00:59:26,654 --> 00:59:27,814
Sort of.
777
00:59:28,414 --> 00:59:29,974
In the back.
778
00:59:30,134 --> 00:59:32,250
- Coming to team building?
- Sure.
779
00:59:32,334 --> 00:59:33,894
What did you vote for?
780
00:59:35,014 --> 00:59:36,534
Quads or paintball?
781
00:59:36,934 --> 00:59:38,694
- Quads.
- Me too.
782
00:59:39,694 --> 00:59:43,454
I'm tired of quads.
I'd rather shoot.
783
00:59:46,534 --> 00:59:47,694
I guess.
784
00:59:48,014 --> 00:59:49,414
Shame.
785
00:59:49,974 --> 00:59:52,254
- See you there?
- Absolutely.
786
00:59:52,494 --> 00:59:53,894
I can't wait.
787
00:59:58,014 --> 00:59:59,014
So?
788
00:59:59,574 --> 01:00:00,574
Are you coming?
789
01:00:00,774 --> 01:00:03,534
I am, but my break is not over yet.
790
01:00:04,254 --> 01:00:05,574
I'll stay here.
791
01:00:06,254 --> 01:00:07,414
Do some thinking.
792
01:00:08,214 --> 01:00:09,574
- See you.
- Bye.
793
01:00:45,534 --> 01:00:47,574
100% POLYESTER
794
01:00:48,974 --> 01:00:50,334
Godlewski!
795
01:00:53,574 --> 01:00:58,134
Don't start your cover letter with
“Dear Sir or Madam,” Mr Godlewski.
796
01:00:58,614 --> 01:00:59,614
I see.
797
01:00:59,734 --> 01:01:04,334
There are more genders now.
The third one is divided into two.
798
01:01:05,214 --> 01:01:06,490
I think.
799
01:01:06,574 --> 01:01:11,854
Anyway, gender is an individual choice,
so you shouldn't push it on anyone.
800
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:14,280
Of course.
801
01:01:14,374 --> 01:01:17,250
Is it all right that I called you mister?
802
01:01:17,334 --> 01:01:18,690
Of course.
803
01:01:18,774 --> 01:01:21,450
I was worried I made a mistake myself.
804
01:01:21,534 --> 01:01:22,955
Let's get to the questions.
805
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,960
If you were to organize an office parade,
806
01:01:26,134 --> 01:01:28,374
what kind of a parade would it be?
807
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,120
- A parade?
- An office parade.
808
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,039
What would it be like?
809
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,200
Colorful.
810
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,560
Anything else?
811
01:01:37,634 --> 01:01:41,594
It would highlight
the best qualities of each employee.
812
01:01:42,374 --> 01:01:44,894
Great.
Personally, I like this answer.
813
01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,334
I'm glad.
814
01:01:46,374 --> 01:01:51,183
But are you sure the office
is an appropriate place for a parade?
815
01:01:52,808 --> 01:01:54,881
You asked about the kind of a parade.
816
01:01:54,966 --> 01:01:56,768
It was a trick question.
817
01:01:57,774 --> 01:02:00,473
I can't give you a point.
818
01:02:01,649 --> 01:02:03,915
Maybe you could let it slide?
819
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,052
I can't.
820
01:02:06,219 --> 01:02:07,380
All right.
821
01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:12,849
If a penguin in a sombrero
walked through that door,
822
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,680
what would it say?
823
01:02:18,326 --> 01:02:20,536
Maybe I'll look for something simpler.
824
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,160
- Just for now.
- Simpler?
825
01:02:23,854 --> 01:02:26,685
- Like a kebab shop?
- A kebab shop?
826
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,195
- For example.
- Son...
827
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:33,960
We supported you through college,
and now you want to make kebabs?
828
01:02:36,014 --> 01:02:37,570
I was just thinking out loud.
829
01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:42,574
Master's in Kebabs, specialization – mixed sauces!
830
01:02:43,334 --> 01:02:47,450
Remember, you can always come live with us.
831
01:02:47,534 --> 01:02:50,716
You can stay with us.
Dad will get you a job at the factory.
832
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,920
I'll cook you dinners.
833
01:02:55,174 --> 01:02:56,450
Thanks, mom.
834
01:02:56,534 --> 01:02:59,814
- That was supposed to be a goal!
- Shut up, old fool!
835
01:03:01,214 --> 01:03:04,450
“Mr Godlewski, thank you for submitting your CV.
836
01:03:04,534 --> 01:03:08,414
Unfortunately,
your experience and qualifications…”
837
01:03:12,614 --> 01:03:13,774
Hello!
838
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:15,719
How's it going?
839
01:03:16,854 --> 01:03:18,534
Not great.
840
01:03:21,974 --> 01:03:24,334
Why are you so damn upset?
841
01:03:25,254 --> 01:03:28,254
- There's plenty of ass in the sea.
- That's not it.
842
01:03:29,489 --> 01:03:36,489
It's the job.
The interviews, questions, meetings.
843
01:03:36,574 --> 01:03:39,019
It's insane.
I can't do this.
844
01:03:39,654 --> 01:03:41,527
Let me tell you something.
845
01:03:43,454 --> 01:03:47,435
Do you think that when I go
with a carpet on my shoulder,
846
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,420
knocking on doors
847
01:03:49,734 --> 01:03:51,810
everyone opens the door?
848
01:03:51,894 --> 01:03:53,353
Some don't answer at all.
849
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,120
Some tell me to fuck off.
850
01:03:55,414 --> 01:03:58,534
Some open the door, but turn out to be broke.
851
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:00,480
And you know what I do?
852
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,159
- You keep knocking?
- That's right.
853
01:04:03,254 --> 01:04:05,814
Because, in the end, someone buys the carpet.
854
01:04:06,528 --> 01:04:07,929
They're happy.
855
01:04:08,014 --> 01:04:09,454
I'm happy.
856
01:04:10,094 --> 01:04:13,246
They may bargain first.
Doesn't matter.
857
01:04:13,814 --> 01:04:17,675
The important thing is
that when the carpet is sold,
858
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:22,440
the fact that someone told me
that I'm a fuck-up, that I'm ugly,
859
01:04:22,534 --> 01:04:25,663
that the carpet belongs
in fucking Turkey…
860
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:29,600
- It doesn't matter.
- Precisely.
861
01:04:30,414 --> 01:04:36,122
How many fights did Rocky lost
before he won the one?
862
01:04:38,974 --> 01:04:41,502
Rocky never lost a fight.
863
01:04:43,134 --> 01:04:44,414
Fuck Rocky.
864
01:04:46,210 --> 01:04:49,129
How many games did Tsubasa lose before he won?
865
01:04:49,214 --> 01:04:51,841
I don't think he ever won one.
866
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:58,147
Exactly, man!
Fucking captain Tsubasa!
867
01:04:58,232 --> 01:05:01,372
So you take your carpet and keep knocking.
868
01:05:03,894 --> 01:05:06,250
Not literally.
You know what I mean.
869
01:05:06,334 --> 01:05:07,409
I do.
870
01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:12,774
Thanks.
871
01:05:13,614 --> 01:05:16,586
No problem.
This is what bros are for.
872
01:05:25,094 --> 01:05:26,094
What?
873
01:05:26,534 --> 01:05:27,654
Fuck.
874
01:05:27,854 --> 01:05:29,614
Go ahead, tell me.
875
01:05:30,934 --> 01:05:33,134
- Lend me a few hundred?
- Come on!
876
01:05:33,334 --> 01:05:34,694
Forgot I asked.
877
01:05:34,854 --> 01:05:38,090
The Gypsies will pay me after the weekend.
878
01:05:38,174 --> 01:05:40,130
You know I'm good for it.
879
01:05:40,214 --> 01:05:42,534
I'll throw in a 50 for the trouble.
880
01:05:42,734 --> 01:05:44,490
I'm really short on cash.
881
01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:46,374
I get it.
882
01:05:47,174 --> 01:05:49,534
I talked to Marta.
883
01:05:50,094 --> 01:05:52,334
She said, go to Tomek.
884
01:05:53,174 --> 01:05:54,774
He'll help you out.
885
01:05:56,774 --> 01:05:58,654
But it's fine.
Forgot I asked.
886
01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:06,614
Fuck.
887
01:06:06,854 --> 01:06:07,854
Tomek!
888
01:06:15,654 --> 01:06:17,054
This is all I've got.
889
01:06:21,214 --> 01:06:22,494
Bro.
890
01:06:24,254 --> 01:06:26,094
Thanks, friend.
891
01:06:27,014 --> 01:06:28,534
I really appreciate it.
892
01:06:29,574 --> 01:06:31,694
You won't regret this.
893
01:06:35,934 --> 01:06:38,934
Call her.
What are you waiting for?
894
01:06:40,574 --> 01:06:42,094
Time fucking flies.
895
01:07:06,214 --> 01:07:07,734
- Hello.
- Hi.
896
01:07:11,854 --> 01:07:13,134
Have a seat.
897
01:07:14,134 --> 01:07:15,174
Thanks.
898
01:07:18,334 --> 01:07:21,214
- Long time no see.
- It's been a few months.
899
01:07:22,454 --> 01:07:24,214
It seemed longer.
900
01:07:27,454 --> 01:07:29,334
Have you been here before?
901
01:07:29,774 --> 01:07:31,294
I don't think so.
902
01:07:32,414 --> 01:07:33,534
I haven't.
903
01:07:34,294 --> 01:07:36,574
Where do you usually hang out?
904
01:07:39,294 --> 01:07:41,374
Here and there.
Different places.
905
01:07:44,014 --> 01:07:46,734
Where do you take girls on dates?
906
01:07:48,774 --> 01:07:50,094
Different places.
907
01:07:52,854 --> 01:07:56,734
To be honest, I don't go out much these days.
908
01:07:58,454 --> 01:08:00,814
- Home, family…
- That's not it.
909
01:08:02,734 --> 01:08:04,174
Nothing like that.
910
01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:05,614
Work?
911
01:08:06,174 --> 01:08:08,094
You could say so.
912
01:08:08,614 --> 01:08:12,094
- I'm looking for a job.
- I know the feeling.
913
01:08:13,374 --> 01:08:14,494
How's it going?
914
01:08:15,494 --> 01:08:17,814
Interviews, you know.
915
01:08:18,334 --> 01:08:22,214
I don't know anyone who got a job just like that.
916
01:08:23,534 --> 01:08:24,934
No one?
917
01:08:26,294 --> 01:08:29,774
I've heard 70% of jobs
go to people someone recommends.
918
01:08:30,854 --> 01:08:33,574
Why would they interview other people?
919
01:08:33,774 --> 01:08:36,854
They have to, it's the law.
920
01:08:37,054 --> 01:08:40,174
But they hire someone who was recommended anyway.
921
01:08:43,734 --> 01:08:45,214
But there is still…
922
01:08:46,934 --> 01:08:48,414
The 30%.
923
01:08:48,614 --> 01:08:50,454
Yes, of course.
924
01:08:54,174 --> 01:08:55,414
Thank you.
925
01:08:57,174 --> 01:08:58,174
Thanks.
926
01:09:05,494 --> 01:09:09,454
I feel like school
doesn't prepare us for real life.
927
01:09:09,574 --> 01:09:11,090
My thoughts exactly.
928
01:09:11,174 --> 01:09:13,254
Everything we learned…
929
01:09:13,454 --> 01:09:19,690
All the slides, presentation, tests
are totally pointless.
930
01:09:19,774 --> 01:09:20,934
When we graduated,
931
01:09:21,174 --> 01:09:24,450
we were sent to enemy territory without a map.
932
01:09:24,534 --> 01:09:27,694
Unless the maps are the PowerPoint slides.
933
01:09:28,094 --> 01:09:29,534
Exactly.
934
01:09:29,734 --> 01:09:32,574
- Death to PowerPoint!
- Hear, hear!
935
01:09:37,174 --> 01:09:39,610
What's up with you?
936
01:09:39,694 --> 01:09:42,414
This is what I wanted to talk to you about.
937
01:09:43,934 --> 01:09:45,534
You know why we're here?
938
01:09:50,054 --> 01:09:52,894
I have an idea.
939
01:09:55,254 --> 01:09:56,814
Do you like it?
940
01:09:59,814 --> 01:10:00,934
Do you know why?
941
01:10:01,174 --> 01:10:02,214
Because…
942
01:10:02,614 --> 01:10:04,054
Hush.
943
01:10:07,054 --> 01:10:08,454
You know what this is?
944
01:10:09,134 --> 01:10:10,174
This oil?
945
01:10:11,774 --> 01:10:13,094
This is…
946
01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:19,694
An almond oil that makes your skin
so soft to the touch…
947
01:10:19,894 --> 01:10:22,254
- Paula…
- Is it expensive, you ask?
948
01:10:22,454 --> 01:10:25,770
It's not, thanks to the loyalty program.
949
01:10:25,854 --> 01:10:28,054
The more you spend, the more you earn.
950
01:10:28,254 --> 01:10:30,210
What are you talking about?
951
01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:33,374
About a way to make money trough direct sales.
952
01:10:39,254 --> 01:10:41,974
- Selling oils?
- It's not just oils.
953
01:10:42,734 --> 01:10:44,974
It's a whole bunch of stuff.
954
01:10:46,414 --> 01:10:49,450
You don't have to worry about gifts for anyone.
955
01:10:49,534 --> 01:10:51,254
You can quit at any time.
956
01:10:51,454 --> 01:10:52,730
But why would you?
957
01:10:52,814 --> 01:10:55,894
You can have a passive income of 18,000 PLN.
958
01:10:56,454 --> 01:10:59,374
But you have to work hard at first.
959
01:10:59,774 --> 01:11:02,170
- Have you been doing that long?
- A month.
960
01:11:02,254 --> 01:11:04,414
My fiance introduced me to it.
961
01:11:07,134 --> 01:11:08,774
You have a fiancee?
962
01:11:09,574 --> 01:11:12,294
You know Paweł, from our group.
963
01:11:12,814 --> 01:11:16,334
A real businessman.
He stole my heart.
964
01:11:17,254 --> 01:11:18,254
And more.
965
01:11:18,694 --> 01:11:19,850
Paula.
966
01:11:19,934 --> 01:11:21,730
The product is really great.
967
01:11:21,814 --> 01:11:23,570
Good for the environment.
968
01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:25,854
And all you need to do to get it
969
01:11:26,054 --> 01:11:30,334
is make an order for 100 points
by the 10th of each month.
970
01:11:31,814 --> 01:11:33,130
What do you think?
971
01:11:33,214 --> 01:11:34,690
It's amazing!
972
01:11:34,774 --> 01:11:40,494
The only condition is,
you have to spend 50 points each month.
973
01:11:40,894 --> 01:11:44,214
The longer you collect the points,
the more you gain.
974
01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:46,370
There is a new oil every month.
975
01:11:46,454 --> 01:11:49,614
It's always announced on the first of the month.
976
01:11:56,694 --> 01:11:59,010
You said you missed college.
977
01:11:59,094 --> 01:12:01,214
I'd be just like old times.
978
01:12:01,694 --> 01:12:03,214
You, me, and Paweł.
979
01:12:19,134 --> 01:12:20,854
One minute!
980
01:12:30,854 --> 01:12:32,134
Why?
981
01:12:37,694 --> 01:12:39,174
That's not him.
982
01:12:40,014 --> 01:12:41,574
Is this the right house?
983
01:12:43,534 --> 01:12:44,934
Looks like it.
984
01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:48,770
- Does this fucker live here?
- Who?
985
01:12:48,854 --> 01:12:50,014
Jarek.
986
01:12:50,814 --> 01:12:52,134
He does.
987
01:12:53,654 --> 01:12:57,934
Tell him to pay us back for the carpets.
988
01:13:19,774 --> 01:13:21,254
Fucking hell.
989
01:13:24,454 --> 01:13:25,614
Fuck.
990
01:13:26,614 --> 01:13:27,934
Fucking Gypsies.
991
01:13:29,694 --> 01:13:31,974
I skipped a few days, big deal.
992
01:13:32,974 --> 01:13:34,614
What about the money?
993
01:13:35,414 --> 01:13:36,650
What money?
994
01:13:36,734 --> 01:13:38,254
The money I lent you.
995
01:13:40,014 --> 01:13:41,374
Right!
996
01:13:41,934 --> 01:13:45,530
I wouldn't insist, but I need to pay rent.
997
01:13:45,614 --> 01:13:49,494
I'll go sell the carpets
and get you the money tomorrow.
998
01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:52,094
Promise?
999
01:13:52,814 --> 01:13:54,774
I would never cheat you.
1000
01:14:03,734 --> 01:14:05,134
Where's Marta?
1001
01:14:05,894 --> 01:14:07,294
We had a little…
1002
01:14:09,414 --> 01:14:10,894
Disagreement.
1003
01:14:12,814 --> 01:14:13,934
She'll come back.
1004
01:14:14,894 --> 01:14:16,254
She always does.
1005
01:14:25,534 --> 01:14:26,974
Open your eyes.
1006
01:14:28,654 --> 01:14:30,694
Deep breaths.
1007
01:14:32,254 --> 01:14:33,614
I know how you feel.
1008
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:35,400
FUTURE???
1009
01:14:35,494 --> 01:14:39,414
Looking for a job
causes a lot of emotional distress.
1010
01:14:39,813 --> 01:14:42,734
What's the worst thing about not having a job?
1011
01:14:43,414 --> 01:14:44,494
Yes?
1012
01:14:45,054 --> 01:14:46,094
Having no money.
1013
01:14:46,334 --> 01:14:50,014
It is an important issue.
It can lead to social exclusion.
1014
01:14:51,254 --> 01:14:53,334
Any other aspects?
1015
01:14:55,294 --> 01:14:56,414
Yes?
1016
01:14:57,014 --> 01:14:59,974
- Uncertainty?
- Great. Anything else?
1017
01:15:00,374 --> 01:15:03,115
- Fear.
- The world is frightening.
1018
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,040
With no money and no work.
1019
01:15:05,134 --> 01:15:06,770
You stop seeing friends.
1020
01:15:06,854 --> 01:15:08,014
They keep asking
1021
01:15:08,214 --> 01:15:11,214
how's the job hunt going, so we avoid them.
1022
01:15:11,574 --> 01:15:14,334
- Feeling like a failure.
- Great.
1023
01:15:14,854 --> 01:15:16,494
Feeling like a failure.
1024
01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:19,574
- Shame.
- Shame too?
1025
01:15:20,614 --> 01:15:22,174
What are you ashamed of?
1026
01:15:23,294 --> 01:15:24,774
Being unemployed.
1027
01:15:25,894 --> 01:15:26,894
Being here.
1028
01:15:28,014 --> 01:15:29,534
How does it make you feel?
1029
01:15:32,734 --> 01:15:34,050
It makes me angry.
1030
01:15:34,134 --> 01:15:36,174
Anger!
Very good.
1031
01:15:36,734 --> 01:15:38,254
How do you express it?
1032
01:15:44,014 --> 01:15:45,534
Your cheek is bruised.
1033
01:15:45,734 --> 01:15:47,774
How do you really express it?
1034
01:15:54,494 --> 01:15:55,494
Wow.
1035
01:17:06,574 --> 01:17:07,774
Very good.
1036
01:17:12,614 --> 01:17:13,654
Do you hear it?
1037
01:17:15,094 --> 01:17:16,094
Hear what?
1038
01:17:18,894 --> 01:17:19,934
Is it the pipes?
1039
01:17:22,854 --> 01:17:23,894
He's crazy.
1040
01:17:41,614 --> 01:17:43,054
It's too good for you.
1041
01:17:57,414 --> 01:17:59,214
- Mr Godlewski?
- That's me.
1042
01:17:59,734 --> 01:18:02,890
- Our meeting was at 2 p.m.
- Correct.
1043
01:18:02,974 --> 01:18:06,294
- You've waited 40 minutes?
- I guess so.
1044
01:18:07,014 --> 01:18:09,054
Don't you value your time?
1045
01:18:10,694 --> 01:18:11,694
Follow me.
1046
01:18:16,614 --> 01:18:19,210
I'm Tomek Godlewski.
I graduated this year.
1047
01:18:19,294 --> 01:18:20,294
Hello?
1048
01:18:20,734 --> 01:18:21,974
Not at all.
1049
01:18:23,534 --> 01:18:24,854
What do you think?
1050
01:18:26,014 --> 01:18:27,494
Go on.
1051
01:18:29,254 --> 01:18:31,494
Working for your company…
1052
01:18:35,334 --> 01:18:38,930
- Sorry, it's just an alarm.
- Right.
1053
01:18:39,014 --> 01:18:40,054
Go on.
1054
01:18:41,134 --> 01:18:43,214
Your company is the leading…
1055
01:18:43,694 --> 01:18:44,814
Come in.
1056
01:18:46,774 --> 01:18:48,334
Time for your meeting.
1057
01:18:49,534 --> 01:18:52,294
I'm so sorry.
We'll call you.
1058
01:19:21,334 --> 01:19:22,334
Fuck!
1059
01:19:23,094 --> 01:19:26,094
Who's laughing now, motherfucker?
1060
01:19:36,494 --> 01:19:39,734
- It was like this when I got here.
- Leave the building.
1061
01:19:42,134 --> 01:19:43,254
Or what?
1062
01:19:43,534 --> 01:19:44,650
Stop it!
1063
01:19:44,734 --> 01:19:46,014
Let me go!
1064
01:20:36,854 --> 01:20:39,014
MOM
1065
01:21:54,854 --> 01:21:55,934
It won't hold.
1066
01:21:59,334 --> 01:22:01,094
I was just checking.
1067
01:22:02,934 --> 01:22:05,814
You'd fall, get bruised, and ruin my lamp.
1068
01:22:06,454 --> 01:22:09,614
You're right.
It was a stupid idea.
1069
01:22:14,414 --> 01:22:17,490
My grandpa tried hanging himself five times.
1070
01:22:17,574 --> 01:22:19,214
Tested different methods.
1071
01:22:20,294 --> 01:22:22,054
Did he succeed?
1072
01:22:22,654 --> 01:22:24,214
Eventually, in the woods.
1073
01:22:25,574 --> 01:22:27,210
You're here for the rent?
1074
01:22:27,294 --> 01:22:30,610
I lent money to Jarek, but he disappeared.
1075
01:22:30,694 --> 01:22:31,974
Jarek moved out.
1076
01:22:33,854 --> 01:22:35,654
In the middle of the night.
1077
01:22:39,014 --> 01:22:40,934
He owed me three months' rent.
1078
01:22:45,694 --> 01:22:47,214
Are you drinking this?
1079
01:22:49,974 --> 01:22:51,494
Go ahead.
1080
01:23:04,774 --> 01:23:07,374
To proper tenants.
1081
01:23:16,054 --> 01:23:18,014
How are your interviews going?
1082
01:23:20,734 --> 01:23:22,214
Yeah.
1083
01:23:24,894 --> 01:23:26,494
I have one tomorrow.
1084
01:23:29,054 --> 01:23:30,854
But fuck it, I'm not going.
1085
01:23:32,214 --> 01:23:33,454
Maybe you should?
1086
01:23:35,134 --> 01:23:36,734
No way.
I'm finished.
1087
01:23:38,174 --> 01:23:40,134
I don't have anything to wear.
1088
01:23:45,534 --> 01:23:47,174
Did you graduate college?
1089
01:23:51,094 --> 01:23:52,534
I did.
Law school.
1090
01:23:53,534 --> 01:23:54,894
Where do you work?
1091
01:23:56,374 --> 01:23:57,574
At an occult shop.
1092
01:23:59,814 --> 01:24:01,974
That explains the spell jokes.
1093
01:24:04,294 --> 01:24:05,650
Look.
1094
01:24:05,734 --> 01:24:08,654
Here's where grandpa hid his alcohol from Gran.
1095
01:24:14,134 --> 01:24:15,174
Jesus.
1096
01:24:16,214 --> 01:24:18,774
- How old is that?
- Why, are you scared?
1097
01:24:19,334 --> 01:24:20,454
No…
1098
01:24:37,094 --> 01:24:39,210
I won't poison myself alone.
1099
01:24:39,294 --> 01:24:40,854
You're the suicidal one.
1100
01:24:49,014 --> 01:24:51,014
You don't want to practice law?
1101
01:24:52,294 --> 01:24:53,654
I thought about it.
1102
01:24:55,374 --> 01:24:58,854
Every year, I promise myself
I'll complete my training.
1103
01:25:00,174 --> 01:25:01,694
But you know how it is.
1104
01:25:03,374 --> 01:25:04,574
Work.
1105
01:25:05,814 --> 01:25:09,014
Dealing with tenants.
1106
01:25:11,614 --> 01:25:13,574
It's never the right time.
1107
01:25:20,534 --> 01:25:26,294
You're my first normal tenant
since I don't know when.
1108
01:25:29,334 --> 01:25:31,934
Come on, Seweryn is not so bad.
1109
01:25:33,094 --> 01:25:34,454
He's the best.
1110
01:25:38,054 --> 01:25:39,774
You'd be a great lawyer.
1111
01:25:43,294 --> 01:25:45,734
I'll probably never do it, but thanks.
1112
01:25:46,214 --> 01:25:48,690
You did convince me to live here.
1113
01:25:48,774 --> 01:25:50,694
That was not a court case.
1114
01:25:50,894 --> 01:25:53,454
You'd be like one of those movie lawyers.
1115
01:25:54,534 --> 01:25:56,054
You would.
1116
01:25:57,774 --> 01:26:00,054
Very smart.
Very hot.
1117
01:26:09,654 --> 01:26:11,734
You look better without them.
1118
01:26:53,334 --> 01:26:54,334
What?
1119
01:26:57,454 --> 01:26:58,614
What?
1120
01:27:57,734 --> 01:27:59,894
What are your strengths and weaknesses?
1121
01:28:00,774 --> 01:28:03,494
I'm hard-working, ambitious, and dedicated.
1122
01:28:04,174 --> 01:28:05,854
What about the weaknesses?
1123
01:28:07,214 --> 01:28:10,694
What kind of weaknesses would you like me to have?
1124
01:28:11,174 --> 01:28:12,854
Name at least three.
1125
01:28:15,854 --> 01:28:18,534
What are the weaknesses of your company?
1126
01:28:22,134 --> 01:28:24,094
- Excuse me?
- You've heard me.
1127
01:28:27,534 --> 01:28:30,014
Where do you see yourself in five years?
1128
01:28:30,334 --> 01:28:31,334
Where do you?
1129
01:28:33,814 --> 01:28:38,050
Your cover letter said
you're interested in working for us.
1130
01:28:38,134 --> 01:28:39,134
I am.
1131
01:28:39,414 --> 01:28:41,294
But I'm not interested in this.
1132
01:28:42,454 --> 01:28:45,014
Could you elaborate?
1133
01:28:46,974 --> 01:28:48,574
What's the next question?
1134
01:28:49,134 --> 01:28:52,494
If you were a bottle of milk,
what kind of milk would you be?
1135
01:28:52,694 --> 01:28:54,134
Cow?
Sheep?
1136
01:28:54,694 --> 01:28:55,934
You know what?
1137
01:28:58,934 --> 01:29:02,214
This is a waste of time.
Mine and yours.
1138
01:29:12,134 --> 01:29:13,134
Hi.
1139
01:29:14,334 --> 01:29:15,574
How was it?
1140
01:29:17,174 --> 01:29:18,614
The usual.
1141
01:29:19,534 --> 01:29:20,694
Don't ask.
1142
01:29:21,694 --> 01:29:25,694
My uncle owns a restaurant.
Maybe he has an opening for you?
1143
01:29:26,414 --> 01:29:27,454
For him?
1144
01:29:27,614 --> 01:29:29,174
Stop it, Gran.
1145
01:29:29,694 --> 01:29:31,370
I have zero experience.
1146
01:29:31,454 --> 01:29:33,810
They're all college graduates.
1147
01:29:33,894 --> 01:29:34,894
You'll be fine.
1148
01:29:39,814 --> 01:29:40,934
Hello?
1149
01:29:46,374 --> 01:29:47,374
Right.
1150
01:30:01,574 --> 01:30:03,814
You made a great first impression.
1151
01:30:05,254 --> 01:30:06,454
I didn't think so.
1152
01:30:07,774 --> 01:30:10,294
You never know what the committee will like.
1153
01:30:13,334 --> 01:30:15,730
You won't earn much at first.
1154
01:30:15,814 --> 01:30:16,814
Okay.
1155
01:30:17,574 --> 01:30:18,974
You'll get simple tasks.
1156
01:30:19,174 --> 01:30:21,810
Transferring data between databases.
1157
01:30:21,894 --> 01:30:24,494
- But I can be promoted.
- Of course.
1158
01:30:25,054 --> 01:30:27,214
- Everyone can be promoted.
- Great.
1159
01:30:27,654 --> 01:30:30,294
But I'll get this view straight away.
1160
01:30:30,814 --> 01:30:32,254
About that.
1161
01:30:33,294 --> 01:30:35,574
The company is making some changes.
1162
01:30:59,374 --> 01:31:01,334
- Can you hear me?
- Hello?
1163
01:31:01,534 --> 01:31:03,370
Can you hear me?
1164
01:31:03,454 --> 01:31:05,330
The connection is bad!
1165
01:31:05,414 --> 01:31:07,054
One at a time!
1166
01:31:07,414 --> 01:31:09,174
Any other issues?
1167
01:31:09,374 --> 01:31:12,974
I have a problem with the company app.
1168
01:31:13,174 --> 01:31:14,294
It freezes.
1169
01:31:14,414 --> 01:31:17,010
Let me connect you to our IT department.
1170
01:31:17,094 --> 01:31:20,214
Goodbye, everyone.
Thank you.
1171
01:31:25,454 --> 01:31:27,970
Something's wrong with this thing.
1172
01:31:28,054 --> 01:31:30,410
Can you be quiet?
I'm working here.
1173
01:31:30,494 --> 01:31:33,210
This computer thing is not a real job.
1174
01:31:33,294 --> 01:31:35,174
Working with your hands is!
1175
01:31:37,494 --> 01:31:38,494
Good day.
1176
01:31:46,054 --> 01:31:49,330
- Babe, have you seen my talisman?
- Your talisman?
1177
01:31:49,414 --> 01:31:51,854
It's the silver one I wear to work.
1178
01:31:52,574 --> 01:31:53,854
I don't know.
1179
01:31:54,774 --> 01:31:56,934
- I'll look around.
- Thanks.
1180
01:31:57,814 --> 01:31:59,694
- Love you!
- Love you too.
1181
01:32:06,134 --> 01:32:08,654
CONNECTING WITH A CONSULTANT
1182
01:32:22,374 --> 01:32:23,734
Hello?
1183
01:32:31,214 --> 01:32:32,974
Fucking hell.
74118
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