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Sir! - Madam!
- No, mademoiselle! - Oh!
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- Are you invited to this party?
- Yes!
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I am delighted to have met you.
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- Let's just say that she is very young,
and not yet familiar with the uses!
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- Ah, Mr. Poet,
I see you have met my cousin.
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Miss Deshoulières who also likes to be
a poet at her own time, did you know that ?
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- No, I didn't know that!
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- My cousin is not yet familiar with the ways
of the world but thanks to your help
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I am sure she is eager to learn.
Please join us.
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so to us without any way, sir
- but I would be delighted - and my dear cousin
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- Why don't you take advantage of this
beautiful summer evening to make us
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hear some of the poems you have
the secret to, sir?
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- Good idea, and what could be
the subject tonight?
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- We would all like you to make us...
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a PRAISE!
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- Yes, but which one?
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- In Praise of Women's Breasts!
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- Paris risky for a poet,
but I dare to believe in success
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of my company since your beautiful
eyes encourage me to do so!
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But how on earth do you think you can
help me find inspiration, ladies?
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- Since the subject is our throat,
what kind of poetry will you be doing?
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Think about this one, sir?
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- If I dare, without looking like one,
madam, to hide your breasts
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all in the colours of pink because, no matter how
small they look, if someone were to put them in
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he'll want to put something else in it!
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- And what more can you say
to our little assembly?
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- That so close to the body that they
don't stretch, it could make me happy,
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because there is less distance
to best touch your heart!
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- I gladly accept your compliment
sir and what else?
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- I would add that every woman can
claim happiness, since a friend
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throat lover could not look away from it
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and although he looked childish,
he only had eyes for those breasts!
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- God only for his saints,
but how do you write it?
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- No, I wouldn't dare to involve God in our banter,
madam, but I'd have bad grace.
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not to pay homage to him for having given two breasts
to women and two hands to men
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- yes, but still? -
But still, the woman and God's masterpiece
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especially when she has
the devil in her body!
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because women are demons who lead us
into hell through the gate of paradise...
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Do you ladies know why the devil wears horns?
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- I don't know - neither do I
- my faith doesn't - that's a proof
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that the first wife did not
cheat on her husband!
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Women know from an early age all the
power of their nascent attractions and wise nature
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and farsighted has put in her an
infallible instinct and to judge their effects
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because the first virtue of women
is to please and to please men.
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beauty is a surer means than wisdom
and the effects of this beauty are not
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are never better than when their
throat is half or completely uncovered
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- I would add to your point,
sir, that he wrote in his
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at the time of Sieur de Molière: "that it is
necessary to praise men more than women
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are defending themselves well because
in the century we are in
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you don't give anything for nothing!"
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- However, this is not the best
way to achieve your designs.
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ladies that you persist in showing us
yours and you'll find out whether or not
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the one who goes with her throat uncovered
is not signalling that she would like to be...
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... covered?
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- But as a woman, isn't our throat the best?
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doctors?
- Then it's my turn to ask you
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how do you write a breast job?
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- If you're done with Miss, can I in turn
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suggest new poetry even more full of reflections?
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it is impossible for me to put a name
on your face ma'am, I'm sorry about that.
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on the other hand your breasts
are not unknown to me!
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- Sir, you're making yourself blush!
- Yours nipple looks whiter than alabaster,
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to be firm and round it has no equal,
one cannot see its button without love.
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Is it any wonder that I was idolized by it?
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In the fertile womb that bears it,
the man spends nine months in it.
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impatient to see the day of
his feet he knocks on the door
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no sooner is he born than the young mischievous
boy groping his way into a licence and without regard for
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for decency, to his mother he takes the nipples!
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- you are right, sir, to point out that
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breasts are made for children
- yet it is the adults who are playing
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with, in the past it's true,
they were used to feed the children
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Today they are used to feed the poets!
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- I'm glad to see that you still
find them so inspiring and helpful.
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- yet all too often you condemn
us to death like the Moses who
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exhaled face to face with the promised land
the breasts of the beautiful are two mounts
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of love that hurt lovers, two pitfalls
against which our freedoms
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end up being shipwrecked
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but the men in excessive admiration
for us by raising
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our qualities our inclinations
and even our weaknesses
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to the point of making virtues of them
did they not engender the romantic infatuation
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flatterers? And have they not thus
placed us below the rank that is
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ours - well said my friend
- but you are absolutely right ladies
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but there are women as well as our novices,
we never stop complaining about it and yet
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we always come back to it because
it seems to us that only a woman
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can heal us from the wounds that
another woman has given us...
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because women are extreme and in
the end they can be better than men.
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or much worse!
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after such philosophical considerations, sir,
I dare not dare to explain to you
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to other temptations! - yet you should, because happy
is the one who can ride without
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noise on the tree that bear such fruit!
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- will you in turn tell me
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that men who show too much intelligence
are like women who show too much intelligence.
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show off their breasts too much
- it is the treasure trove of a beautiful
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with two beautiful breasts what can be rebellious?
so why hinder their freedom?
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no one is sicker than...
- complete nudity! - Bravo, my cousin
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you have competition!
- I'm delighted because it's for
the beautiful ones that we
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get ready... that we get ready....
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- Bouquets of refrains
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because today is a celebration!
- Yes, the feast of all breasts!
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I don't know what mischief is
said today that it is
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vice of showing a round breast since
at the first stage of innocence the woman
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had no knowledge of a dress or a collar,
she walked around naked.
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among the moors and leafy trees,
then shall we blame these generous women
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who with their bare breasts make
us relive this happy time.
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- If we believe you, sir, then we should
have no shame in exposing ourselves in this way?
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- Especially since your throat, madam,
has flesh, and if the breasts were to be bought
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by weight, you could boast of being
the richest of our mistresses!
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- Oh, what a tempting programme!
- Let me also pay tribute to our
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king, a great lover of the throat
if ever there was one!
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I have this little anecdote: one day
Louis XV asked Bourret, the secretary
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of the room what he thought of the Dauphine
and whether she had a throat
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the latter replied that Marie Antoinette
was a charming figure and that she was
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that she had beautiful eyes.
- That's not what I'm talking about," she said.
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Your Majesty, I ask you, does she have a throat?
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- Sire, I did not take the liberty of
looking up to him," replied the man.
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his secretary - To which His Majesty
replied "Well, sir, you are a
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silly, because that is the first thing
we look at when we look at ladies! "
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- We are all flattered but surprised
sir that you have only
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compliments and praise to be served to us,
our throat as beautiful as it is
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when it is young cannot remain
flawless in the long run,
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Wouldn't you have a few tricks up
your sleeve to tell us about it?
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- But your desires are orders,
madam, and I am not
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I'm sure that if I look hard enough
I will find something on me to make you angry.
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against us. Lately, I have been
telling myself that there are some
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visits of former mistresses who
fall badly, always with breasts!
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but then I thought, fortunately
in many women more
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the breasts fall, the more thoughts and soul rise!
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- unless it is to prove to us that
Mr Newton's theory about gravitation is not
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unfounded and that in your very feminine
way you have brought the evidence to bear
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We would like to thank the scientists in this field!
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- Honey after vinegar!
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what more can you tell us?
- That one day not so far away in the face of
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an ancient beauty, I would tire my eyelid,
see if the double hemisphere
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would appear to my enchanted eye, vain efforts,
an avid search offered only
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to my gaze only emptiness! in short,
he had not remained an atom in the
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lady of its bait!
- It's a great pity indeed!
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- Skillfully, I swiped a card from the action
the embarrassed lady said, "what are you doing here?"
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Madam, this should not surprise you
I wanted to see a friend of mine.
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but alas finding no one there,
and as custom dictates, I leave my
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card at home!
- Frivolous, to where does your hand go?
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know that these little rascals
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could still damn your soul!
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- Oh little rascals? Say rather two big pendants !
but you could have done anything !
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as well as ordering me in front of your breasts
which point so impudently at me
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Bandez monsieur!
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Blindfold yourself!
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- But what use will it be to me to have celebrated
the most beautiful part of you even if my
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art still instruct you to preserve
it in all its freshness.
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because it is a privilege that a 60-year-old woman
has between her breasts than a 20-year-old woman.
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could not have!
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the navel!
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- Come on, ladies, that's all for tonight,
let's close our shop.
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and put the dishes back in his cupboard.
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thank you, sir, for entertaining us with
such verve and intelligence.
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it was an honour!
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- until goodbye sir!
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- I wish you the best of late night
my cousin in excellent company.
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- I will remain your servant for ever.
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and here they are, frolicking in the meadows!
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- Your star has illuminated and eclipsed
all other celestial bodies,
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in front of your cousin who shines by
her wealth and spirit, you shone by...
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... your heart!
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