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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:02,700 - Previously on 2 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:04,734 - Previously on "Below Deck"... 3 00:00:06,066 --> 00:00:06,567 I want to see that $2,500 tip, and it's not happening. 4 00:00:07,567 --> 00:00:08,266 - Had these guests had more discerning tastes, 5 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:10,233 they might not have thought it was good. 6 00:00:11,433 --> 00:00:12,333 - I'm not getting the progress out of the galley that I need. 7 00:00:13,433 --> 00:00:14,300 - You're already starting the cheese plate. Good girl. 8 00:00:15,233 --> 00:00:16,000 That was very good clearing, by the way. 9 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:17,734 That was a very good wrist flick, Bri. 10 00:00:18,667 --> 00:00:20,400 Bri is developing into a good candidate 11 00:00:20,467 --> 00:00:22,233 for a strong second stew. 12 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:24,500 - Timothy. - We had him on "Ohana." 13 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:26,633 - We're gonna do some fireworks on the beach. 14 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:29,000 - Was he happy? Was he complaining the whole time? 15 00:00:29,066 --> 00:00:30,367 - He is particular. 16 00:00:30,433 --> 00:00:32,000 - Did you get my list of ingredients? 17 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,633 Did you find sea cucumber ovaries? 18 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,200 - We had this conversation with him. 19 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:36,533 He doesn't follow instructions. 20 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,367 - So stoked. 21 00:00:38,467 --> 00:00:40,200 - Part of me doesn't really want to warn Matt. 22 00:00:40,266 --> 00:00:42,100 I think it'll just freak him out even more, 23 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,467 and let's face it he's probably not gonna nail it either way. 24 00:00:44,533 --> 00:00:47,133 Do your tasting menu-- cheddar beet salad, ceviche. 25 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,200 This is a great meeting of the minds. I like it. 26 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:52,133 - Did I tell you that Kyle has been flirting with me? 27 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,467 Is that au jus? - I don't know. 28 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:57,400 When you make the conscious decision to f--- with my food, 29 00:00:57,467 --> 00:00:59,133 you're dead to me. 30 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,667 - I just broke up with my girlfriend and told her 31 00:01:00,734 --> 00:01:04,166 that I was making out with Bri, and you deserve to know. 32 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,066 - Can I eat dinner? - You got a two-hour break. 33 00:01:08,133 --> 00:01:10,200 I didn't get a break. I didn't know I had to teach you. 34 00:01:10,266 --> 00:01:11,533 Even when the machines are going, 35 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,400 there are still things you can do. 36 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:15,133 If you don't have it by now, there's no hope for you. 37 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,133 - It sucks. Like, I'm sick of everyone. 38 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,233 - You're a f---ing idiot. - Whatever, whore! 39 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,066 - Where the f--- do you get off calling someone a whore? 40 00:01:21,133 --> 00:01:23,166 - You're a f---ing liar. I don't need this sh--! 41 00:01:23,233 --> 00:01:25,700 - Whoa, whoa. [horn blares] 42 00:01:25,767 --> 00:01:28,700 [upbeat music] 43 00:01:28,767 --> 00:01:33,633 ♪ ♪ 44 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,700 - I'm gonna lock you in the bathroom if you're still 45 00:01:42,767 --> 00:01:44,300 screaming at me. 46 00:01:44,367 --> 00:01:46,333 - F--- you. You will never lock me in a bathroom. 47 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,500 Get your f---ing-- - Guys, guys, guys, guys. 48 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,300 - You're not putting me in a bathroom. 49 00:01:50,367 --> 00:01:52,300 You don't f---ing put your hands on me! 50 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:53,300 F--- you! 51 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:57,066 - What the hell is going on? 52 00:01:57,133 --> 00:02:00,033 - You're a f---ing idiot. - [sobbing] 53 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,367 - I did absolutely nothing. 54 00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:03,467 She attacked me. Look. I'm bleeding. 55 00:02:03,533 --> 00:02:05,433 - Things are so out of control. 56 00:02:05,533 --> 00:02:07,133 Captain Lee's gonna hear this, 57 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,467 and that's the last thing I want. 58 00:02:08,533 --> 00:02:10,500 Everyone needs to go to bed, please. 59 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:12,633 - I'll f---ing lock you in a bathroom, you piece of sh--. 60 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,600 F---ing tar and feather your ass so f---ing quick, 61 00:02:15,667 --> 00:02:17,734 f---ing Rico Suave. 62 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,400 - That chick is f---ing mental. 63 00:02:19,467 --> 00:02:22,467 I'd have banged her, but now it's-- 64 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,667 I still would, because it's there. 65 00:02:24,734 --> 00:02:27,333 - She's not in her right mind. - So weird. 66 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,767 - So do we fire her and find a new stewardess? 67 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:31,767 The only person that would suffer 68 00:02:32,033 --> 00:02:34,400 by her leaving is her and me. 69 00:02:34,467 --> 00:02:36,233 The only thing that Jen could do 70 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,734 that would surprise me at this point 71 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,200 is do her job without taking too many breaks. 72 00:02:40,266 --> 00:02:42,467 - Love you, Kate. - Bye. 73 00:02:54,567 --> 00:02:58,100 ♪ ♪ 74 00:02:58,166 --> 00:03:00,233 [alarm blares] 75 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:05,000 ♪ ♪ 76 00:03:05,066 --> 00:03:07,533 - Uh-uh. 77 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,233 Ugh. Oh, God. 78 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,500 - Always a screw loose somewhere. 79 00:03:22,567 --> 00:03:24,166 - Is she still in the bathroom? 80 00:03:24,233 --> 00:03:25,600 She knows you have work at 8:00. 81 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:29,467 - I'm realizing the harsh reality of my situation. 82 00:03:29,533 --> 00:03:33,133 Last night, obviously, I was out of line in calling Baker 83 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:37,400 what I called her, so of course I feel extremely remorseful. 84 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,567 Ugh... 85 00:03:39,633 --> 00:03:43,100 - Kate, Nico, I need you up at the wheelhouse. 86 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,467 - Hi. 87 00:03:44,533 --> 00:03:46,033 - Hi. 88 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:47,600 - "Hello, Captain Lee. 89 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:50,200 "The primary charter guest has just informed me 90 00:03:50,266 --> 00:03:52,467 "he'll be arriving via alternative watercraft. 91 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:55,367 "Only be four guests arriving at this time, 92 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:57,200 "as Michael and Hillary 93 00:03:57,266 --> 00:03:58,734 will not be landing in St. Martin till 1:30." 94 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,133 - What do you think an alternative watercraft is? 95 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,066 - Who knows? 96 00:04:03,133 --> 00:04:06,066 - I remember Timothy arriving on a helicopter last charter, 97 00:04:06,133 --> 00:04:07,700 and he does everything with dramatic flair. 98 00:04:07,767 --> 00:04:09,567 He just wants desperately to be cool. 99 00:04:09,633 --> 00:04:13,433 - We're off the dock at 11:30. - Alternative watercraft. 100 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,533 - Ugh! 101 00:04:15,633 --> 00:04:17,200 - How are you going to prepare the snapper? 102 00:04:17,266 --> 00:04:18,500 - Snapper will be grilled. 103 00:04:18,567 --> 00:04:20,633 - Oh, good. I want fish eyeballs 104 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:22,633 staring at them while they're eating it, saying... 105 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:24,633 - So fresh. - "Your charter has begun." 106 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:25,700 - Yeah. 107 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:27,300 - I do remember Timothy 108 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,300 has very interesting food preferences, 109 00:04:29,367 --> 00:04:30,667 and I think this is gonna be 110 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:32,400 the most difficult charter for Matt. 111 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,066 Only veggies for me. 112 00:04:34,133 --> 00:04:36,567 - Yep. - Brussels sprouts or asparagus. 113 00:04:36,633 --> 00:04:39,066 I would do both of those. - Okay. 114 00:04:39,133 --> 00:04:40,667 - Is everyone good from last night? 115 00:04:40,767 --> 00:04:42,100 [chuckles] 116 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:43,500 - I ain't even worried about it. 117 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,533 I can only express utter bewilderment 118 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:48,600 as to what in the world is going on in her crazy head. 119 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:52,266 To me, it's just comical. - I was the biggest victim, 120 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,100 'cause she called you a whore, she attacked you. 121 00:04:54,166 --> 00:04:57,133 She touched my f---ing food. 122 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,734 - I heard she scratched Bruno's arm? 123 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,166 - Mm-hmm. 124 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:01,467 - That girl should be gone today. 125 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:03,333 - Hi, Bri. 126 00:05:08,633 --> 00:05:10,667 Okay. 127 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,467 - Captain Lee has only a few rules. 128 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:23,367 Don't embarrass yourself, don't embarrass the boat. 129 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:26,633 I would say last night, you definitely did both. 130 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:30,367 I want you to be here to see that it's not being tolerated. 131 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:33,367 Um, I don't want an eye roll either. 132 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:34,767 If you want to stay for this charter, 133 00:05:35,033 --> 00:05:38,367 you are going to keep that crew mess so clean. 134 00:05:38,433 --> 00:05:41,166 You will not speak on the radio anything but, 135 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:44,133 "How can I help? What job can I do next?" 136 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,633 - May I say something, please? 137 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,400 - I don't want to hear your voice right now. 138 00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:49,367 - Then why are you having a conversation with me? 139 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,734 - This is not a conversation. This is a lecture. 140 00:05:52,033 --> 00:05:54,100 If Captain Lee hears about your behavior, 141 00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:56,500 I don't think he would have a problem letting you go. 142 00:05:56,567 --> 00:05:58,600 Jen is being highly disrespectful, 143 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:01,133 but honestly, hiring a new stewardess 144 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,367 this late in the game would only be more work for me. 145 00:06:03,433 --> 00:06:05,567 Do you think after last night's behavior 146 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:08,633 this is a fair conversation? - I think so. 147 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:12,066 - So would you like to stay for the last charter? 148 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,767 - Of course. - Okay. Great. 149 00:06:21,066 --> 00:06:22,367 Then start ironing linens. 150 00:06:22,467 --> 00:06:29,600 ♪ ♪ 151 00:06:37,433 --> 00:06:39,000 - How's it going? 152 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,433 - Oh, I'm just making flower arrangements. 153 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,300 We had a little meeting this morning. 154 00:06:43,367 --> 00:06:47,033 - About what? 155 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:50,633 But it was like--like, really stern, and I was just like... 156 00:06:51,734 --> 00:06:54,433 - Anything for you? Just keep on doing Bri, huh? 157 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,266 - Just keep on keeping on. 158 00:06:56,367 --> 00:07:03,500 ♪ ♪ 159 00:07:07,233 --> 00:07:09,233 - Hey, Jen. You doing all right? 160 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:10,433 - I am. Hey, sorry. 161 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:12,266 I was coming down to talk to you. 162 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:14,433 - Oh, it's all good. Yeah, I wanted to give you a hug 163 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,700 and say let's... - Yeah, you're my girl. 164 00:07:16,767 --> 00:07:19,066 - Just forget everything last night, and-- 165 00:07:19,133 --> 00:07:22,000 - Friends have disagreements, and you're my girl. 166 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:23,533 - This is how Jen rolls. 167 00:07:23,633 --> 00:07:26,433 She drinks and she gets crazy. We're used to it by now. 168 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:28,533 - It was a defense mechanism. 169 00:07:28,633 --> 00:07:30,500 It just escalated very quickly, so... 170 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:32,033 - I know. - I don't want to rehash this. 171 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:33,367 We apologized. Let's move on. 172 00:07:33,433 --> 00:07:36,600 It's water under the bridge. - Cool. 173 00:07:37,533 --> 00:07:39,467 - Hi. - Do you need anything? 174 00:07:39,533 --> 00:07:42,100 - No, but basically, for tomorrow night-- 175 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:43,400 we're doing a circus tonight, 176 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:45,333 so this is really your time to shine. 177 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,700 I liked Kyle last season, 178 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,467 but it was a relationship of convenience. 179 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:50,333 We happen to share a room. 180 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,367 Lasted maybe two weeks, and I was happy to be the bottom. 181 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:54,734 Can you make balloon animals? 182 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,333 - Mm-hmm. I can do a puppet show. 183 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,300 - We don't want a puppet show. 184 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:02,633 ♪ ♪ 185 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,266 - I saw a super important delivery. 186 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:07,000 - Cool. 187 00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:09,333 - Will you go grab Bri's epaulet shirt for me, please? 188 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:13,300 Thank you. 189 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,200 Oh, cute. - Yay. 190 00:08:15,266 --> 00:08:17,233 - Moving up in the world, huh? - Thank you so much. 191 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,734 - Congrats. - Yay! 192 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:21,400 - That's exciting. - More stripes. 193 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:23,033 It looks so pretty. - Yeah. 194 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,467 - Like, it is really cool to be, 195 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,300 like, acknowledged for the hard work. 196 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:29,066 I really appreciate it. Can I take them home with me? 197 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:30,433 - Yes. - Yeah. 198 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,033 - Good job. - Congrats. 199 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,300 - Bri has shown tremendous progress, 200 00:08:34,367 --> 00:08:37,400 and also Jen could use a little bit of humble pie. 201 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:38,767 - Good job, Bri. - Thank you so much. 202 00:08:39,033 --> 00:08:40,433 - Yeah. - Attention all crew. 203 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,333 We got to switch into our whites. 204 00:08:42,433 --> 00:08:44,367 - We've got provisions coming. - Okay. 205 00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:49,500 ♪ ♪ 206 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:51,066 - How you doing? New York Prime? 207 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:53,367 - New York Prime Meats. - Thank you. 208 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,033 ♪ ♪ 209 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:57,633 - That it? - What's your 20, Jen? 210 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,600 - Putting on my belt to my epaulets. 211 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:01,333 - Yeah. I didn't ask you to change into your epaulets. 212 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:02,667 I asked you to help with provisions. 213 00:09:02,734 --> 00:09:04,767 Can you please come right now? 214 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:08,000 From now on, I'll let you know when you can go to your cabin. 215 00:09:08,066 --> 00:09:10,000 - Okay, well, I heard the guests were coming on board at 11:30. 216 00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:11,767 You both were changing, and I didn't want to be left out. 217 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:13,667 So I thought you may have forgotten-- 218 00:09:13,734 --> 00:09:15,433 - I don't want to hear. Remember our conversation? 219 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,400 I said all I want to hear on this charter 220 00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:19,567 is "copy" and "how can I help?" 221 00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:22,166 - Copy, Kate. Copy. 222 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:24,100 Matt, you want me to put this right by that cutting board? 223 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,033 - Nope. Emergency closet. - The emergency closet. 224 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:28,734 - Take your direction from me. Emergency closet. Here. 225 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,600 - Can you open the door for me, please, Kate? 226 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,266 - No. You can set it down and open it yourself. 227 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,333 - I'm not gonna bend that far down and lift the-- 228 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,734 - Well, you better figure it out. 229 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,166 - That's so kind of you, Kate. Thank you. 230 00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:41,700 What a nice chief stew you are. Miserable bitch. 231 00:09:41,767 --> 00:09:44,433 - Coming up... - Oh! 232 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,166 - F---, f---. - Oh! 233 00:09:46,233 --> 00:09:47,433 - F---. 234 00:09:50,266 --> 00:09:50,567 - As I lift this, 235 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:52,700 - As I lift this, pull that pin out. 236 00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:54,467 Watch your fingers. Give that to him. 237 00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:56,066 - Jen and Bri, Jen and Bri, 238 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:58,033 please come to the stew pantry, please. 239 00:09:59,233 --> 00:09:59,600 Timothy Sykes doesn't want to take five minutes 240 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,166 to walk down the dock. 241 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,433 He wants to arrive by alternate watercraft. 242 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,367 It's pretty annoying. Ugh. 243 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:08,200 ♪ ♪ 244 00:10:08,266 --> 00:10:11,300 - Okay, deck guys, let's get all lines up, rails off. 245 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:13,033 - We're getting out of here. - Let's go, Bruno. 246 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,667 Where you at? Where you at? 247 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:16,567 - All ready. - Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull. 248 00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,200 - All lines clear. Bruno's going in the fenders. 249 00:10:18,266 --> 00:10:20,567 - [indistinct] - Kyle, stand by port side 250 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,700 with the rolling fender just in case. 251 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 - Okay. Move the fenders over to this side. 252 00:10:25,066 --> 00:10:27,734 Bring them over to this side. - [indistinct] about ten feet 253 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,767 off your starboard aft quarters. 254 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:31,500 - No traffic inbound or outbound. 255 00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:32,734 You're all clear, Captain. 256 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 - Moving inside. Good job, Nico. 257 00:10:35,066 --> 00:10:36,734 - It's been a long charter season, 258 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,734 but this is it, the last charter, 259 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,200 and the deck crew has their act together now. 260 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,266 - Give me two shots, drop it. 261 00:10:44,767 --> 00:10:46,467 - Okay. We got a hard stay here, Captain. 262 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:49,166 - Copy that. 263 00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:51,233 - This bottle right here is 170 bucks. 264 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:56,100 - Our primary wants his life to be a Puff Daddy video-- 265 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,467 Jet Skis with models, 266 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:02,433 going to the yacht with sharks we paid for. 267 00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:04,500 I'm surprised he didn't ask for Cristal. 268 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:11,100 ♪ ♪ 269 00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:14,100 - P. Diddy coming on the Jet Ski. 270 00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:16,000 - F---ing morons. 271 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,133 - Oh, Timothy Sykes. You're so cool. 272 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,533 You're arriving via an alternative watercraft. 273 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,233 Is that like the politically correct term for Jet Ski now? 274 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,667 What is going on? Like, it's a Jet Ski. 275 00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:26,233 Say it's a Jet Ski. 276 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,667 - Welcome aboard. - Thank you very much. 277 00:11:27,734 --> 00:11:29,533 - That's quite a good entrance. 278 00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:32,767 - Hi. - How's it going? 279 00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:34,433 How's it going, Captain? Good to see you. 280 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,066 - Good. Good. - Nice to see you again. 281 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:37,633 - Good to see you again. - How you doing? Matt. 282 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,367 - Hi. Baker. - Matt. Nice to meet you, Tim. 283 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,767 - Good to meet you guys. - Kate. 284 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,600 - Yep. - I'm Jen. Nice to meet you. 285 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:46,166 - Welcome back. - Thanks for allowing us back. 286 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:48,633 I like it. You guys upgraded the boat. 287 00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,333 - Yeah. - I'm proud of you. 288 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,600 You've done well for yourself. 289 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,667 - Thanks. Appreciate it. 290 00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:55,700 Condescending little prick. 291 00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:57,133 And you've got some other guests 292 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,066 that are arriving around 1:30? 293 00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:01,266 No problem. Kate will give you a tour of the boat. 294 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:02,700 And as soon as the other guests get here, 295 00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:04,400 we'll get the party started. 296 00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:05,500 - Right this way. - Cool. All right. 297 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,700 - Okay. Get her done. 298 00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:10,000 - This is really nice. - It is. It's more modern. 299 00:12:10,066 --> 00:12:11,533 - The last one was like a Holiday Inn. 300 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,567 How's the Wi-Fi? - It's--same. 301 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:17,166 - Is your internet working? - My internet just froze again. 302 00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:19,133 - Motherf---er. This is ridiculous. 303 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,533 Look at this. This is your master stateroom. 304 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,500 - Ooh. - Master bathroom. 305 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,066 - Crazy toilet. - Yep. 306 00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:26,734 - I'll just go in the bathtub instead. 307 00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:29,367 - Here we go. One, two, three. 308 00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:32,233 Thanks for coming out. Let's get you unclipped. 309 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:35,300 - This is our sky lounge. It's great for games. 310 00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:37,033 - Thanks, guys. 311 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,700 - These guys are good, man. - That was good, huh? 312 00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:42,567 - Not a bad job. - Up here we have our sun deck. 313 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,467 - Nice. - With a Jacuzzi. 314 00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:47,700 - There's not a lot of bags, so we'll just hold them here. 315 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,000 Okay, Captain. All luggage is on board. 316 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,767 We're packing up the swim platform. 317 00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:54,633 - Good luck with d---head. - This is f---ing pimp, right? 318 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,433 - Red snapper. - Oh, I didn't see that. 319 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,166 Oh, the eyeballs. Oh! 320 00:12:58,233 --> 00:13:00,533 Maybe the eyeballs should not be staring at them. 321 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,667 Ugh. They're slimy and they're looking at me 322 00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:05,000 and they're bulging, and it's just gross. 323 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,266 - Ah! - [shrieks] 324 00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:07,633 - [laughs] 325 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,467 - Did you get me on the Wi-Fi? - No. 326 00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:11,266 I haven't connected anything yet. It's, like, terrible. 327 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,767 - So, Tim... - There's no Wi-Fi. What's up? 328 00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:15,100 - Your guests land at 1:30. - Okay. 329 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:16,700 - We could proceed over to the anchorage now 330 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,133 and then arrange transportation for them, 331 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,066 but it's gonna be a little uncomfortable and a little wet. 332 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,600 - For them? - For them. 333 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,100 - I like that. - Oh, definitely. Yeah. 334 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,667 - Make it uncomfortable for them. 335 00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:28,333 - That's what you get for being late. Let's go. 336 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,600 - Timothy Sykes is the quintessential nerd 337 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,266 who finally made it big 338 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,734 and wants to prove to all the people who thought 339 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,667 he was a nerd in high school that he's actually cool. 340 00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:38,066 - You should have waited for them. 341 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,367 - What? - No, no, no, no. 342 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:41,000 - Of course not! 343 00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:43,200 - Deck guys, I'm gonna take a little break. 344 00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:50,333 ♪ ♪ 345 00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:58,400 I'm good. Lot of stress, but I'm good. 346 00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:01,200 I'll see you soon, though. I'll be home soon. 347 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,000 Me and Melissa haven't had any communication at all, 348 00:14:04,066 --> 00:14:06,734 and so just listening to her actually talk to me 349 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:10,200 and say my name and just speak with her just-- 350 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:14,133 it really makes me realize I screwed up big time. 351 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,266 Well, it's nothing against you, 352 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,667 it's just me personally, like, you know? 353 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,467 Everything going on. 354 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:24,367 With Bri, it was like Tom and Jerry chasing each other, 355 00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:27,100 and it was this kind of exciting new thing, 356 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,133 but now that the season's coming to an end, 357 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,367 I don't really know what to do. 358 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,000 - How you doing? - Good. 359 00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:37,633 Will you please go grab me the NutriBullet from downstairs 360 00:14:37,734 --> 00:14:39,300 and all the things that I need to use it? 361 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,467 - I got the [indistinct] here. - Oh, never mind. 362 00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:43,633 - Are you good? - Yeah. I'm just working, Kyle. 363 00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:45,100 You asked me that 17 times today. 364 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,667 Still good. Still working. 365 00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:48,033 - I could understand that Kate's not happy 366 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,633 about the criticism I've said. 367 00:14:49,734 --> 00:14:51,567 The service sets the tone for the beginning of the day. 368 00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:53,200 Sh-- should be getting done. 369 00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:54,500 But if you can't take positive criticism, 370 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,667 you're not in the right job. 371 00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:58,033 Yep, I'm just double-checking. 372 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,266 - Jen, Jen, Kate. - Go ahead. 373 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,266 - Hey, while we're serving lunch, can you come up 374 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,166 real quick and fluff and clean all the guest quarters? 375 00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:07,367 - Copy. 376 00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:18,233 - Hey, Jen, Jen... 377 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:22,633 - Copy. 378 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:23,767 - Let's get ready to pull the hook. 379 00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,033 - Copy that. 380 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:32,300 ♪ ♪ 381 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,734 - Beautiful. 382 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,700 ♪ ♪ 383 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:42,400 - Hey. How are you? - How's it going? 384 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,300 - I'm doing well. More importantly, how are you? 385 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:46,367 - I just wanted to see what you were planning for lunch. 386 00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:48,133 - Got a little snapper. - Nice! 387 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,700 - I'm gonna grill it with some veggies, 388 00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:51,433 'cause I know we have a vegetarian on board, 389 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,300 and what I've planned for the next two days 390 00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:55,333 is the whole snapper for lunch today, arrival lunch. 391 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,300 - Tasting menu. The wahoo is fresh. 392 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,500 It's f---ing incredible. It tastes like butter. 393 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,734 - Steak tartar... - Beautiful. 394 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,066 - Lobster bisque... 395 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:04,233 - Can you keep the chunks of the lobster in there? 396 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,734 I like chunks. - Yeah, we can do that. 397 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,200 This is the last charter. It's sink or swim. 398 00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:11,734 Might as well go out with a bang. Sykes, I got you. 399 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,533 - This is awesome. - Yeah. 400 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,367 - You guys got better. 401 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,133 - Garbanzo hummus is so 2016. 402 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,700 - Right. - Yeah! 403 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,467 - Here we go. - Nice. Thank you. 404 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:25,000 - My pleasure. 405 00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:26,333 Chef just whipped this up for you. 406 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,400 It's black bean hummus. - Nice. 407 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:31,367 - So we are just arrived into Rendezvous Bay. 408 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,600 - Can we go on there? - We just need Internet. 409 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:38,033 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. - Now we got the trilogy. 410 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,300 Literally three phones. 411 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,367 - I don't think I've ever seen someone so obsessed with Wi-Fi. 412 00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:46,100 Dude, you're in a yacht in the middle of the Caribbean. 413 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:48,233 Relax a little bit. If you need to use Wi-Fi, 414 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,133 I can take you in at any moment. 415 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,367 - I didn't intend on doing this. It just happened. 416 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:56,033 - Okay. - No dolphins today, bro. 417 00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,500 - I came here on the first day, like, I sucked. 418 00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,767 I was the greeny one, and I couldn't do anything. 419 00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:03,100 - Drop. - I feel like I'm finally 420 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,433 I'm finally a real deckhand. 421 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,033 I feel that Nico can count on me, 422 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,066 and that's the best part for me. 423 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,633 Throwing the [indistinct] in the water. 424 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:13,367 - Copy that. Lock it. 425 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,767 - Tonight, he needs to be ran to shore for Wi-Fi. 426 00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:18,400 - Can we go over to this beach? - We can go to this beach. 427 00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:24,367 - I bet they've got Wi-Fi and cocktails and the sun will set. 428 00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:26,533 The guests are about to arrive. - Two guests on board. 429 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,400 Two guests. - Good. You made it! 430 00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:32,533 Hello! Ahoy! This is great. 431 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,200 - Hi. - Hey. 432 00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:37,266 - How's it going? - Thank you very much. 433 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,367 - Thanks for waiting for us. - Yes, thank you very much. 434 00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:43,433 - Yeah, right. Threw me under the bus, huh? 435 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:49,433 - This grill is awesome. First time using the grill, 436 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,467 making fresh local red snapper with some Caribbean flair. 437 00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,433 This is how they do it, cook it whole, 438 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,400 because fish tastes the best cooked down to the bone. 439 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:02,033 - Guys, if you're ready for lunch, Matt's ready. 440 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,400 - Yeah, let's definitely do lunch. 441 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,367 It's lunch! Let's sit down! 442 00:18:05,433 --> 00:18:07,500 ♪ ♪ 443 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:10,000 - Is it ready yet? - Yep. Ready to go. 444 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,433 - Oh, my God. Yes! This is fantastic. 445 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,166 Look it. Tim's fish is, like, double. 446 00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:17,667 - Look at that. - Oh, God. 447 00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:21,500 I've seen so many salads for lunch this season 448 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,133 that a snapper's 449 00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:26,433 falling-out eyeball is a welcome change. 450 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,567 - Cheers, guys. Thanks again for coming. 451 00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:30,033 Beautiful. - Neat. 452 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,300 - See? This is a healthy meal. 453 00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:32,767 - Mm-hmm. - Fish is really good. 454 00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:34,333 - Right? - They're eating all the fish? 455 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,100 - Mm-hmm. - Thanks, guys. 456 00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,300 It's so healthy, 'cause I'm on a health kick. 457 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,166 - How is everything? - Delicious. 458 00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:41,734 - Very good. Thank you. - I'm so glad to hear it. 459 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,467 Nico just found a place 460 00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:45,400 that is great for sunset, which is in two hours. 461 00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:48,200 - Yes! - With cocktails and Wi-Fi. 462 00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:50,200 - I'm bringing my laptop. - Okay. 463 00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:52,066 - I'm gonna eat, like, six of these. 464 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:53,533 - Going out. 465 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,133 - Quite windy, boys. Careful of the wind. 466 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,166 ♪ ♪ 467 00:18:58,266 --> 00:19:00,300 - One, two, three. 468 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:05,133 F---. F---. - Three. 469 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,567 - Oh! - F---, f---, f---. 470 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,000 F---, f---. - Oh! 471 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:11,300 - F---, oh, motherf---er. Ah, f---. 472 00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:19,233 - Ready? 473 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:19,567 - Oh! F---, f---. 474 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,600 - Oh! F---, f---. - You [indistinct]-- 475 00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:24,266 Wait, wait, wait. 476 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:24,500 - Almost. 477 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,166 - Good? - Yeah. 478 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,066 - All good. - You good? 479 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,300 - Whoo! - Ooh. 480 00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:31,767 - That was scary. No, it actually-- 481 00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,767 Oh, sh--, sh--. Burn, look. 482 00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,433 - You all right? - Yeah. 483 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,533 - For a second, I thought I would lose my leg. 484 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,100 Ah! F---ing hurting. 485 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:43,367 Oh! Jesus Christ. 486 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:47,367 I'm trying to forget the pain and just do my work, 487 00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:49,500 but it is so hard. It's just hurting right now. 488 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,467 - Let me see. Go in the crew mess. 489 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,100 Go get some ice. Ice it now. 490 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,367 Otherwise, you're gonna be in pain. 491 00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:58,100 - Ah, motherf---er. Oh! 492 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:01,734 Oh, motherf---er. 493 00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,133 Oh, it F---ing hurts. 494 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,633 Jesus Christ sake. 495 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,734 Hurts! [groaning] 496 00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:11,500 - [inaudible] get down there? - Roger. 497 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,667 - Yeah, the nice cushy slide right there. 498 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,633 It's refreshing. 499 00:20:15,734 --> 00:20:19,233 - And if it starts going slow, keep hitting that green button. 500 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:25,467 - Whoo! - Nice! Oh, much better! 501 00:20:25,533 --> 00:20:27,266 - Nice! - Never let go, Rose. 502 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,700 Never let go. - All right. 503 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,700 - Last night was out of control. 504 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,300 Whatever, whore! F--- you! 505 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,333 You will never lock me in a bathroom. 506 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,100 Get your f---ing-- - Guys, guys, guys, guys. 507 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,000 - I drank too much. I'm obnoxious. 508 00:20:41,066 --> 00:20:42,700 But at the same time, 509 00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:44,734 I'm over everybody thinking that they're better than me, 510 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,500 because they're not. 511 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,066 You're just as much of a piece of sh--, if not worse, 512 00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:50,467 treating me the way that you're treating me. 513 00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:53,166 It's disappointing, really. 514 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,500 - Hey, all deck crew, we're leaving at 5:30. 515 00:20:57,567 --> 00:21:00,133 You can put away the sea bombs, trampoline, 516 00:21:00,233 --> 00:21:02,633 pretty much everything. 517 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,567 - All right, since you're going to the beach with him now, 518 00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:06,367 he'll probably just end up standing by 519 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,100 with Nico in the tender. 520 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,600 - Are we ready to go? - We're ready. 521 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,300 - You guys are a lot better than the last crew. 522 00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:13,033 - Well, thank you. We appreciate it. 523 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:16,066 - Nah. It's good. Thank you. 524 00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:19,734 Oh, Wi-Fi. I can almost taste it. 525 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,333 - Yeah. - Hi. 526 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,567 - Howdy. What'd you do to your leg? 527 00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,500 - I got caught in one of the lines. 528 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,166 - Bet you learned something, huh? 529 00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:29,100 - It's fine now. It's much better. 530 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:32,633 - Am I surprised the Bruno hurt himself on deck? No. 531 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:37,133 Do I feel sorry for him? No. It's a stupid mistake. 532 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,500 Other than painful, your leg all right? 533 00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:40,467 - No. Yes, it is. - Good. 534 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,600 ♪ ♪ 535 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:45,467 - I like it. It's very peaceful. 536 00:21:45,533 --> 00:21:49,200 We set up shop here. - Yes. It looks comfortable. 537 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,734 - Would you like me to hang around? 538 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,533 Do you need me? - Um, no. I think we're okay. 539 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,133 - Nico, Nico, Bri. You can come pick me up. 540 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,600 - Just go on the beach. 541 00:21:56,667 --> 00:22:00,467 - It's an amazing view. - Ooh, and fast Wi-Fi. 542 00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:02,200 - Man. Does he want these washed? 543 00:22:02,266 --> 00:22:04,233 They're pretty-- the knees are really bad. 544 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,200 - You all right? - Yes, I'm fine. 545 00:22:06,266 --> 00:22:08,567 I was fine five minutes ago, and I'm fine now, and-- 546 00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,467 - I've asked you so many times if you're okay today. 547 00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:14,433 - I know. Good to know for the next 36 hours. 548 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,166 I have a lot to do tonight. 549 00:22:16,233 --> 00:22:17,533 I've got to plan a circus-themed party, 550 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,734 I've got to deal with Matt and Jen, 551 00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:21,533 so I don't really have time for Kyle. 552 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,400 I mean, I could if I wanted to, 553 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:28,000 but those are great excuses not to. 554 00:22:28,066 --> 00:22:31,000 I feel like I'm on a boat full of morons. 555 00:22:31,066 --> 00:22:33,367 ♪ ♪ 556 00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:35,433 - Come rescue me! 557 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,166 [laughing] - Whoa! I almost fell with you. 558 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,533 - Good old switcharoo. 559 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,133 Can I please switch out Bri with a deckhand? 560 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,233 Baker, you jump on. 561 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:46,233 - Roger. - Grab the line. 562 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,767 - Y'all good? - Baker, jump on. 563 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,567 Thank you. 564 00:22:49,633 --> 00:22:50,433 ♪ ♪ 565 00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:53,066 - Oh, man. What a rush. 566 00:22:53,133 --> 00:22:55,266 Just like the dish you made is just fun. 567 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,400 - Isn't it? - Yeah. 568 00:22:56,467 --> 00:22:58,467 - That's exciting. 569 00:22:58,533 --> 00:23:00,200 - Tonight, we're doing ceviche, lobster bisque, 570 00:23:00,266 --> 00:23:03,133 beet salad, miso ginger salmon, steak tartar, 571 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,400 and finish off with a coconut leche sorbet in a coconut. 572 00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:09,033 You're welcome. 573 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:12,233 ♪ ♪ 574 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,700 - Oh, my God. I'm ready for these guys to get back. 575 00:23:14,767 --> 00:23:17,333 - So you're sticking around a few extra days, 576 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,367 and then back to Chicago? 577 00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:23,100 Have y'all talked yet about your future boo-mance? 578 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,433 - Uh, yeah. She's definitely not looking for any commitment. 579 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,400 - Mm-hmm. - I'm a person that does, 580 00:23:28,467 --> 00:23:31,000 but I don't want to jump relationship to relationship. 581 00:23:31,066 --> 00:23:32,400 - Yeah. 582 00:23:32,467 --> 00:23:34,033 - I don't really know what's gonna happen 583 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:35,700 between me and Bri after this charter. 584 00:23:35,767 --> 00:23:37,567 I think Bri's a great chick, but we live 585 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:39,333 in opposite sides of the United States. 586 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,200 I don't know what I want to f---ing do, Baker. 587 00:23:42,266 --> 00:23:44,533 I lose sleep over it. 588 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:51,567 - All right. Fender is out. I'm gonna drop you at the dock. 589 00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:53,700 - Hey, guys. How are you? - Hey. 590 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:56,333 So the wind is picking up. It's getting kind of rough. 591 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,100 Yeah, is there any way we could head back? 592 00:23:58,166 --> 00:23:59,333 - Let's roll. - Sweet. 593 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,767 - Let's do it. - Bye, Smokey's. 594 00:24:01,033 --> 00:24:02,700 - It might be a little bit bumpy, 595 00:24:02,767 --> 00:24:04,500 so if you were to step on that seat to your right. 596 00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:06,266 - Everybody hold on. - Just a heads up, 597 00:24:06,367 --> 00:24:07,667 the guests are coming back now. 598 00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:11,166 - All right. [indistinct] slippery. Nice. 599 00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:18,467 ♪ ♪ 600 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,133 - I'm gonna seat them. Is that okay? 601 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,734 - Yep. I'll start plating. 602 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,066 I am so proud of every single one of these dishes. 603 00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:27,333 Just it pinpoints all their palettes, what they wanted-- 604 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,734 the freshness, the healthiness. 605 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,300 Wahoo ceviche. That is the eggplant soy. 606 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,467 - Cool. - So it begins. 607 00:24:33,533 --> 00:24:35,667 - You guys do karaoke too? - Only with you. 608 00:24:35,734 --> 00:24:40,066 - First course, Matt's prepared a very fresh wahoo ceviche, 609 00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:42,100 and for you, a soy eggplant. 610 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,500 - Mm. Oh, my God. 611 00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:45,333 This is amazing. That's the bomb. 612 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,767 - This is. - That looks great, Matt. 613 00:24:47,033 --> 00:24:48,400 - I'm getting ready for foam here. 614 00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:49,767 - I'm ready to go, guys. Okay. 615 00:24:50,033 --> 00:24:51,467 - Beet salad with goat cheese olive oil. 616 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,734 - No, cheddar foam. Cheddar foam. 617 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,500 - Oh, sorry. Yeah. 618 00:24:54,567 --> 00:24:56,400 - Pardon me. So for your next course, 619 00:24:56,467 --> 00:24:58,600 you're gonna have a golden beet salad 620 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,333 with a goat cheese foam. 621 00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:01,667 - Fantastic. - I'm sorry. 622 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,233 It's cheddar cheese. - Cheddar cheese. 623 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,533 - Okay. Thank you. 624 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,233 - It's very good. - Tastes great. 625 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,066 - They're loving it. - Awesome. 626 00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:09,400 Miso glazed salmon. 627 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:11,767 - Over edamame. - Over edamame. 628 00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:15,133 - Y'all are having a miso glazed salmon over edamame, 629 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,533 and you're having a tofu. 630 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,333 - I'm loving the miso glaze. - Mm. It's fresh. 631 00:25:19,433 --> 00:25:21,367 - So good. - Mm. 632 00:25:21,433 --> 00:25:24,367 - Isn't that crazy? - Oh, my gosh. 633 00:25:24,433 --> 00:25:31,066 ♪ ♪ 634 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:33,500 - Here we have a lobster bisque. - Yeah. 635 00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:37,033 - And for you, a carrot coconut. - This is so good. 636 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,100 - Mmm. Oh, my God, it's so good. 637 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:40,600 - So, Bri. - Yes. 638 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,400 - Now that you have your second stripe, 639 00:25:42,467 --> 00:25:45,000 you are taking over service. Jen... 640 00:25:45,066 --> 00:25:47,333 - Yes. - Fluff pillows, fill waters. 641 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,600 So this is beef tartare, and for you, avocado tartare. 642 00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:52,333 - Wow. - Nice. 643 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,300 - Avocado tartare. - Mmm. That's good. 644 00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:56,734 - Oh-wee, compliments to the chef. 645 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,467 - Thank you. - Are you guys still hungry? 646 00:25:58,533 --> 00:25:59,500 - No. - Yes! 647 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,700 - Oh, no. - No. 648 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,066 - Not at all. - F--- yes. 649 00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:04,066 Stop screwing this up. 650 00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:06,300 - He's, like, joking that they might still be hungry. 651 00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:07,667 - Are you serious? - Let's... 652 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,433 - Throw food at them. - Metaphorically, 653 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,266 although I want to do it literally. 654 00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:13,367 - I know. 655 00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:16,033 And he's still hungry. What? 656 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:19,767 - What do you want to do? - Um... 657 00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:21,600 F---. 658 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,533 - Coming up... - Kyle, Kyle. 659 00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:26,166 There's Kyle sleeping on the very couch 660 00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:28,567 he was just sitting on saying that 661 00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:30,300 the interior was lazy. 662 00:26:30,367 --> 00:26:32,600 Did I wake you up from your nap? 663 00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:35,567 - He's joking that 664 00:26:35,567 --> 00:26:38,233 - He's joking that they might still be hungry. 665 00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:40,667 But if he wants to make comments like that let's just-- 666 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,400 - Throw food at him. - Yeah. 667 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,100 - [laughs] 668 00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:49,033 Adding a course. Seven courses. Let's do it. 669 00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:53,300 - Look at it. So good. - Oh, my gosh. That's amazing. 670 00:26:53,367 --> 00:26:55,233 - I've got goose bumps. Matt's finally decided 671 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,433 to step up his game on the last charter. 672 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,567 - Go. - Thank you. 673 00:26:58,633 --> 00:27:00,000 - Pepper. - Yay. 674 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,433 We heard you were still hungry, 675 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,200 so Matt whipped up an extra course, 676 00:27:03,266 --> 00:27:04,667 plus a vegetarian one. 677 00:27:04,734 --> 00:27:07,467 This is beef tenderloin over lemon couscous, 678 00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:09,400 and yours has grilled vegetables. 679 00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:13,533 - Thank you. 680 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,767 - This is good. So tender. Chef's got game. 681 00:27:16,033 --> 00:27:19,533 - Mmm. So loiny. - When in doubt, go to steaks. 682 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,266 It's quick, it's easy, it's delicious. Bam. 683 00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:23,667 My God, it looks so f---ing good. 684 00:27:23,734 --> 00:27:25,367 - Wow. - Oh, yeah. 685 00:27:25,433 --> 00:27:27,233 - Wow. - This is awesome. 686 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:30,467 - Oh, my God. How good is that? - How was your dinner, guys? 687 00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:32,433 - It was amazing. - Excellent. Thank you. 688 00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:34,266 This is the most work I've ever done 689 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,600 in the galley all season. 690 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:37,633 I'm so proud of myself. I killed it. 691 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,300 - Good job. - Whoo! 692 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,233 - I think Matt deserves a round of applause. 693 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:42,500 Matt did a great job. 694 00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:44,200 Maybe it's 'cause I held his hand 695 00:27:44,266 --> 00:27:45,767 and walking him through every food item 696 00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:47,367 he should serve the night before. 697 00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:49,500 - Yay, Matt! Yay, Matt! 698 00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:54,367 ♪ ♪ 699 00:27:54,433 --> 00:27:56,767 - Kyle. 700 00:27:57,033 --> 00:27:57,767 Kyle. 701 00:27:58,033 --> 00:27:59,500 Oh, isn't this rich? 702 00:27:59,567 --> 00:28:01,767 There's Kyle sleeping on the very couch 703 00:28:02,033 --> 00:28:05,767 he was just sitting on saying that the interior was lazy. 704 00:28:06,033 --> 00:28:09,000 Sorry. 705 00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:11,633 Did I wake you up from your nap? 706 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,633 This guy's been here less than a week, 707 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,500 and he's already sleeping on the job. 708 00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:18,266 Total hypocrite. 709 00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:20,133 - Go to sleep. We're not saying another word. 710 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,567 She has to go to sleep. - Yeah, I need to go. 711 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,100 Thank you guys. - Night. 712 00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:24,567 - Have a good night. See you tomorrow. 713 00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:26,700 Thank you very much. - Sleep well. 714 00:28:26,767 --> 00:28:28,667 - Kyle, I can't tell 715 00:28:28,734 --> 00:28:31,133 if you're sleeping standing up or you're working. 716 00:28:32,767 --> 00:28:34,633 Why weren't you sleeping in your bed? 717 00:28:34,734 --> 00:28:36,266 The crew mess is the crew area. 718 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:37,767 If you need a break, you go to your bedroom. 719 00:28:38,066 --> 00:28:39,533 - Kate's giving me sh-- now, 720 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,133 and I understand she's under pressure. 721 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,600 She's got sh-- stews. I get it. 722 00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:44,467 But f--- me, can she be a bitch. 723 00:28:44,533 --> 00:28:47,166 - Okay. 724 00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:48,467 - Cheeky pikey. 725 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:52,500 ♪ ♪ 726 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:56,266 - Night. Sleep well. - Thanks. 727 00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:59,166 - See you in the morning. - Good night. 728 00:28:59,233 --> 00:29:06,266 ♪ ♪ 729 00:29:23,266 --> 00:29:25,667 - What's up, buddy? - How's it going, Bruno? 730 00:29:25,767 --> 00:29:27,734 - Good. - How's your leg feeling? 731 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,300 - Better, definitely. - Yeah? 732 00:29:30,367 --> 00:29:32,000 - I don't feel pain now. 733 00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,133 - Make sure we're slowing down and being careful. 734 00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:36,300 - I did a mistake. I hurt myself. 735 00:29:36,367 --> 00:29:39,266 But all the mistakes in your life, just move forward 736 00:29:39,367 --> 00:29:41,367 and learn from it. It's the last charter, 737 00:29:41,433 --> 00:29:44,033 so I'm just trying to end the season strong. 738 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,567 - I need you guys to focus today, 739 00:29:45,633 --> 00:29:47,300 'cause today's gonna be a big day. 740 00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:49,433 - Yep. 741 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,066 - What have we got down here? 742 00:29:51,133 --> 00:29:53,200 There's junk everywhere, huh? 743 00:29:53,266 --> 00:29:54,600 - Yep. 744 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,200 - So you plan to stay here after our season? 745 00:29:57,266 --> 00:30:00,500 - Um, Nico and I talked about it for, like, two nights, 746 00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:03,734 two days kind of thing... - Cool. 747 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,033 - I'm pretty sure we're still doing it. 748 00:30:07,133 --> 00:30:08,467 - That's very cool. 749 00:30:08,533 --> 00:30:09,734 - I just don't want any, like, pressure. 750 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,533 - Don't pressure him. 751 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,600 - You know? It's not gonna be, like, a honeymoon, you know? 752 00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:16,266 Just 'cause we're in paradise. 753 00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:20,567 - Right. I'm gonna grab this, and I'm out of here. 754 00:30:20,667 --> 00:30:22,033 See you, Bri. 755 00:30:22,133 --> 00:30:24,266 - Let me know if you need anything. 756 00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:26,200 - Let's do this. 757 00:30:26,266 --> 00:30:28,066 - Can I get someone up here flanking the chain, please? 758 00:30:28,133 --> 00:30:30,066 - Yeah, Bruno's on his way. 759 00:30:30,133 --> 00:30:32,100 - Even though Bruno did screw up, 760 00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:34,367 and he caught his leg, he's showing initiative, 761 00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:36,633 trying to even work through his injury, 762 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:39,367 and he just keeps on going, and I like that. 763 00:30:43,734 --> 00:30:46,500 - Anchor's home. - Secure. 764 00:30:46,567 --> 00:30:48,767 - Good job, Bruno. - Yeah. 765 00:30:49,033 --> 00:30:56,467 ♪ ♪ 766 00:30:56,567 --> 00:31:00,233 - Lobster omelet on its way. 767 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,700 There it is. 768 00:31:02,767 --> 00:31:05,000 - Tim, would you like your lobster omelet? 769 00:31:05,066 --> 00:31:07,066 Right here. There you go. 770 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:11,266 - Thank you. - I see the lobster. 771 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,133 Mm. This chef is dead-on. 772 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,400 Hey, morning! You're up early. 773 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,300 - Somewhere where you and I can do 774 00:31:22,367 --> 00:31:25,266 vacation-y things while... 775 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:27,533 - Good stuff, right? 776 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,133 - Hey. - Hi. 777 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,166 - So what's the plan for the day then? 778 00:31:31,233 --> 00:31:33,233 - Today, we're gonna do yachting. 779 00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,266 - And tonight? - Are you going somewhere? 780 00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,133 Do you have plans? - Well, no. 781 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,066 It's cause I wanted to find out about tonight. 782 00:31:39,133 --> 00:31:40,767 Wanted to get, like, maybe an hour with that stuff. 783 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,033 - For tomorrow night, we're doing a circus night, 784 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:45,066 so can you make balloon animals? 785 00:31:45,133 --> 00:31:46,500 Do you remember when I told you about this? 786 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,233 What was the intro sentence? I said Kyle... 787 00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:51,166 - I didn't ask again yesterday, but I'm asking today, 788 00:31:51,233 --> 00:31:53,667 because it's happening tonight. - Okay. It's over. 789 00:31:53,734 --> 00:31:57,300 Stand by. Wait for direction. It will come. 790 00:31:57,367 --> 00:31:59,367 - Okay. 791 00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:02,033 I missed you. 792 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:08,667 - Do we have protective goggles? Champagne will burn your eyes. 793 00:32:08,767 --> 00:32:10,400 Have you been in a champagne fight before? 794 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,500 - This is the biggest night of the entire season. 795 00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:15,266 I'm a little nervous. - This is your moment to shine. 796 00:32:18,367 --> 00:32:20,767 [smooth music] 797 00:32:21,266 --> 00:32:24,700 ♪ ♪ 798 00:32:24,767 --> 00:32:28,200 [phone rings] 799 00:32:28,266 --> 00:32:34,567 - Hey, sweetie. What's going on? 800 00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:36,066 - You know. 801 00:32:36,133 --> 00:32:39,600 - You're gonna make me cry, Bells. 802 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:42,233 As a parent, you try to shield 803 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:44,367 all the negativity from your kids 804 00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:46,133 and try to put on a happy face, 805 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,567 and this is one of those moments 806 00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:50,100 where it's damn hard 807 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:52,200 to pretend like everything's fine. 808 00:32:52,266 --> 00:32:54,667 I'm home soon, and we're gonna go to Universal Studios, okay? 809 00:32:54,734 --> 00:32:57,567 So I want you to do me a favor, put a smile on your face, 810 00:32:57,667 --> 00:32:59,100 'cause I'm gonna do the same, 811 00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:01,266 and we're gonna go have fun, okay? 812 00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:03,333 - Okay. 813 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:07,467 - Hearing my daughter's voice, it's sad. 814 00:33:07,533 --> 00:33:11,166 It's sad because I can't be there. 815 00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:15,333 It sucks. 816 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,266 Okay. I know I'm not there. I'm gonna be there very soon. 817 00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:20,633 I love you. 818 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,367 - Okay. Standing by, Captain. 819 00:33:22,433 --> 00:33:25,133 - And drop. Give me three shots. 820 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,233 I think Nico has taken great strides in the right direction, 821 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,100 so, I mean, better late than never. 822 00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:35,633 Good job. Lock it in. 823 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,100 - How's it going? - Going good. 824 00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:38,533 - Good start, man. - Thank you. 825 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,266 - Seriously, and we got some foodies here, 826 00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:42,233 so it was not easy. - I'm gonna do-- 827 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:44,200 I'm not sure yet, but I've got something else planned. 828 00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:48,066 - Make it ridiculous, as much seafood as possible. 829 00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:50,000 - Okay. Sounds good. - Hi. 830 00:33:50,066 --> 00:33:51,367 - Hey. How's it going? - Good. How are you? 831 00:33:51,433 --> 00:33:53,166 - Just wanted to talk about logistics. 832 00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:55,333 - Okay, so we're doing, like, a circus theme night. 833 00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:57,166 - Cool. Are you gonna be a clown? 834 00:33:57,233 --> 00:33:58,667 - No, but there will be one. - All right. Cool. 835 00:33:58,734 --> 00:34:01,533 So...so we got the fireworks all set up? 836 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,133 - Mm-hmm. Around 9:30. 837 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,500 - So we don't have to do anything for that. 9:30? 838 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,433 Okay, cool. What time is dinner gonna be? 839 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,734 - Around 8:30. - Okay. Cool. 840 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,266 - I'm hella busy. I'm building a champagne tower. 841 00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:17,133 Also throwing a circus, a $12,000 fireworks display, 842 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,300 coaching the chef through his job. 843 00:34:19,367 --> 00:34:21,266 I'm just really tired and ready to go. 844 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:23,033 - Have you been in a champagne fight before? 845 00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:24,633 - No. It'll be my first one. - Oh, my God. 846 00:34:24,734 --> 00:34:27,400 It's a surprise for everybody else, but I like this. 847 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:29,133 - So he wants Krug or Dom Perignon. 848 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,066 - And bottles for spraying each other? 849 00:34:32,133 --> 00:34:33,500 - Do we have protective goggles? 850 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,000 Champagne will burn your eyes. We need suction. 851 00:34:36,066 --> 00:34:38,000 I want the crew involved too. 852 00:34:38,066 --> 00:34:40,533 This is your moment to shine. This is it. 853 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,567 - I'm a little more nervous, because Captain Lee gave us 854 00:34:42,633 --> 00:34:45,233 this huge lecture on how he wants to see the big money tip, 855 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:48,400 and now we have a guest that is kind of miserly 856 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,600 when it comes to his gratuities. 857 00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:52,000 - Let me do this. - Okay. 858 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,433 - All right. - Good talk. 859 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,400 - Can we go tubing? - At any time. Yeah. 860 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,200 - Fantastic. 861 00:34:57,266 --> 00:35:00,700 - Your chariot. 862 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:02,000 - All good. 863 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:05,000 ♪ ♪ 864 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,700 [laughter] 865 00:35:06,767 --> 00:35:09,667 - That's awesome. 866 00:35:09,767 --> 00:35:13,066 - Thank you so much. 867 00:35:13,133 --> 00:35:14,567 - These boys are getting cray-cray. 868 00:35:14,633 --> 00:35:17,166 - I'll just take turns feeding everybody bites of cheese. 869 00:35:17,233 --> 00:35:19,300 Bite of cheese. 870 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,300 - Tonight's gonna be grand finale. 871 00:35:22,367 --> 00:35:25,066 There's gonna be champagne bottles spraying. 872 00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:27,033 Focus. Listen to me. 873 00:35:27,133 --> 00:35:28,333 You can even stop washing for a second. 874 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,467 Cool. Everybody just listen and look. 875 00:35:31,533 --> 00:35:34,066 So we're gonna get 72 more bottles of champagne. 876 00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:36,233 We're also gonna get protective eyewear 877 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,000 with suction, and I said, 878 00:35:38,066 --> 00:35:41,467 "Don't worry, P. Daddy. It's definitely gonna suck." 879 00:35:41,533 --> 00:35:44,734 Tonight, we have a lot of things the primary has requested, 880 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,467 and I'm a little bit nervous, 881 00:35:46,533 --> 00:35:48,200 because it's only a matter of time 882 00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:50,066 before this boat completely sinks. 883 00:35:50,133 --> 00:35:51,467 I just hope we're off it by then. 884 00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:54,100 I need you two girls to stay on guest service 885 00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:58,467 while I plan the ultimate grand finale night. 886 00:35:58,533 --> 00:36:00,467 - If you ever need to use Wi-Fi, 887 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,133 I can take you in at any moment. 888 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,166 - Probably, like, at, like, 2:30. 889 00:36:05,233 --> 00:36:06,767 - 2:30? - Would be my guess. 890 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:09,433 - Perfect. - Perfect timing. 891 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,200 Jesus. 892 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,400 - Hey, Nico. How are you? - Good. Yeah. 893 00:36:21,467 --> 00:36:23,500 I'm excited for this to be over 894 00:36:23,567 --> 00:36:26,367 and f---ing chill out for a minute. 895 00:36:26,433 --> 00:36:28,600 - Good. 896 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,500 Kyle's coming in a little too hot if you ask me. 897 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:34,066 He's being obnoxious. Kyle keeps saying, 898 00:36:34,166 --> 00:36:36,200 "But you and me, we're friends." 899 00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:38,000 Guess what, Kyle. 900 00:36:38,066 --> 00:36:40,500 When somebody actually says, "It's because we're friends. 901 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:42,000 Remember?" 902 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:43,467 That means they're being an asshole. 903 00:36:43,567 --> 00:36:45,166 Do you ever say to your real friends, 904 00:36:45,233 --> 00:36:48,066 like, "I'm your friend"? 905 00:36:48,133 --> 00:36:51,133 - Two more days, and then I'm in a comfy bed. 906 00:36:52,567 --> 00:36:54,333 - Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 907 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,667 We got a stock breaking. Oh, my God. 908 00:36:56,734 --> 00:36:59,700 Hell yes! - Oh, my God. 909 00:36:59,767 --> 00:37:07,133 ♪ ♪ 910 00:37:09,467 --> 00:37:11,066 - See you guys in a little bit, thank you. 911 00:37:11,133 --> 00:37:13,133 - All right. Thank you. Have fun. 912 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:17,100 - Deck crew, deck crew key, 913 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,467 the main deck aft table's ready when you are. 914 00:37:19,533 --> 00:37:22,500 - Yeah, just one second. I'm just sorting something out. 915 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,533 Last season, me and Kate have been sweet. 916 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,533 - I think he likes it. Oh, look. You look great. 917 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,433 - I look like I've been bombed by a f---ing Care Bear. 918 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,233 - I love you so much. - I've gotta rock and roll, 919 00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:34,066 but back in a sec. - Okay. 920 00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:36,200 - I just want to know what's gonna happen here. 921 00:37:36,266 --> 00:37:37,633 Either we're mates, we're not. 922 00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:39,700 She f---ing doesn't like me, she does like me. 923 00:37:39,767 --> 00:37:41,266 I just want to know where I stand. 924 00:37:41,367 --> 00:37:45,233 ♪ ♪ 925 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,500 - Coming up... 926 00:37:46,567 --> 00:37:48,600 - How I handle my stewardesses 927 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:51,333 shouldn't affect how hard you work. 928 00:37:57,433 --> 00:37:59,333 - For their party, 929 00:38:00,266 --> 00:38:01,166 we have characters for each crew member. 930 00:38:01,734 --> 00:38:02,500 - Oh. - Kyle is the clown. 931 00:38:02,567 --> 00:38:04,066 - Oh, God. 932 00:38:04,133 --> 00:38:05,433 - Will you please try this on for me? 933 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,300 - Here. Try it on, Bri. I'll help you. 934 00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:10,133 - Will this fit Kyle? - Oh, you look so cute! 935 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,600 - You're like the sexiest clown ever. 936 00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:14,667 In a weird way, that might get Nico excited. 937 00:38:14,734 --> 00:38:19,233 And then you are possibly my favorite. 938 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:21,200 - Oh, God. - You're gonna be the mime. 939 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:23,100 - Cool. - Classic Kate. 940 00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:26,066 I knew she would find a way to keep Jen from talking. 941 00:38:26,133 --> 00:38:27,300 Clever girl. 942 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,700 - You're trapped in a box, go. 943 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,200 - Go. 944 00:38:31,266 --> 00:38:32,567 - I'm not motiv-- - You broke. 945 00:38:32,667 --> 00:38:34,400 - No, I'm not motivated enough right now. 946 00:38:34,467 --> 00:38:36,467 - You need to find your motivation. Swimming. 947 00:38:36,533 --> 00:38:38,467 - Are you still under? - Oh, she's looking for land? 948 00:38:38,533 --> 00:38:41,000 Oh, she's hiding. That's good. That's really good. 949 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,700 - So what's your plan after this? 950 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,667 - I think I'll end up in Bali for a couple months. 951 00:38:49,734 --> 00:38:51,266 - That would be pretty cool. 952 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:52,600 I'm definitely going back home--check in, 953 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,633 say hi to Mom, see all my brothers. 954 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,500 - I know your brother just passed away, 955 00:38:56,567 --> 00:38:58,633 and that's such a huge loss, 956 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:01,200 and, like, my dad, you know, he passed away, 957 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:02,700 but it's been, like, ten years, so... 958 00:39:02,767 --> 00:39:04,533 - Yeah. 959 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,200 When he passed away, it was just, like, almost unbearable. 960 00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:10,100 - Yeah, your brother is like your homey for life, you know? 961 00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:12,133 - I've been running from my problems for so long, 962 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,500 and I need to go home and fix the things that I messed up 963 00:39:15,567 --> 00:39:17,367 and try and make my life right again. 964 00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:19,333 - Nothing in this world is promised to you, and, 965 00:39:19,433 --> 00:39:22,000 like, the fact that you got him in your life 966 00:39:22,066 --> 00:39:23,700 in that amount of time is, like, such a gift. 967 00:39:23,767 --> 00:39:25,567 - Yeah. - That can help you to, like, 968 00:39:25,633 --> 00:39:27,367 move forward and-- I don't know... 969 00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:28,600 - Yeah, it's definitely a good way 970 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,500 of thinking about it, you know? 971 00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:34,233 - Give me a hug. Give me a hug. 972 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,000 ♪ ♪ 973 00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:38,033 - Oh, my God. 974 00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:40,133 - Holy mother lobster. 975 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,533 ♪ ♪ 976 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,266 - Whoa. It's a big one. 977 00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:47,633 - How was Buccaneer's? Did you get everything done you needed? 978 00:39:47,734 --> 00:39:50,567 - Good, good. - All right. 979 00:39:50,633 --> 00:39:52,700 - Hi, guys. - Welcome back home. 980 00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,266 - Okay, we made it. 981 00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:56,600 - That's a motherf---ing double rainbow. 982 00:39:56,667 --> 00:40:00,533 This is gonna be a motherf---er. 983 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,500 - All right. - Good job, Bruno. You good? 984 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,533 - Yep. - Like the old days, man. 985 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,133 - I'm gonna go on a break. - Bri, you can go on break. 986 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,000 - Thank you. - Yes! 987 00:40:10,066 --> 00:40:12,133 - We're all fat f---s on this yacht. 988 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,667 We can just eat as much as we want. 989 00:40:13,734 --> 00:40:16,400 We could have pancakes right now if we wanted. 990 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,567 You want some pancakes? - No. 991 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,567 - Bri's a really cool chick, 992 00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:30,400 but to go through this experience with her, 993 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:33,066 it just made me realize what I had before. 994 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,567 I screwed up. I love Melissa, and I want to go back home 995 00:40:37,633 --> 00:40:40,066 and be with her and fully commit to her. 996 00:40:49,266 --> 00:40:51,033 - Kate, Kate, Kyle. - Go ahead. 997 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:54,166 - Meet you in the sky lounge? - Yep. 998 00:40:54,233 --> 00:40:56,600 - Sup? - Hi. 999 00:40:56,667 --> 00:40:59,567 So all of our orders are here, 1000 00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:02,300 but I do want to know 1001 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:06,400 what's going on with you mentally. 1002 00:41:06,467 --> 00:41:08,633 - I don't know. 1003 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:11,433 - Yes, Kyle, this is exactly 1004 00:41:11,533 --> 00:41:13,633 what I need right now, you coming to me 1005 00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:15,433 about your feelings while I have a list 1006 00:41:15,533 --> 00:41:17,300 of a million other things to do. 1007 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,633 I thought you were gonna come in like a breath of fresh air, 1008 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:21,700 and you come in, and you're, like, 1009 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,533 giving criticisms at the crew mess table 1010 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,633 when we don't really need any more of those. 1011 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:32,467 Then, last night, you're taking a nap on the crew mess couch. 1012 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,700 - That was my first time I'd been down the entire day. 1013 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,700 - Well, the guy taking a nap on the crew mess couch 1014 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,667 doesn't really match the guy 24 hours prior 1015 00:41:40,734 --> 00:41:42,767 telling everybody how on their A-game they need to be. 1016 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:44,567 - The reason why I said something was because 1017 00:41:44,633 --> 00:41:46,100 they've all been saying it, and then I sat there. 1018 00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:47,734 No one was saying anything. 1019 00:41:48,033 --> 00:41:50,367 - I am just trying to do my job. It's not personal in any way. 1020 00:41:50,433 --> 00:41:52,166 - Well, it's not-- - I'm not done. 1021 00:41:52,233 --> 00:41:53,734 It's not about you. 1022 00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:55,500 It's about the charter guests, and the amount of work 1023 00:41:55,567 --> 00:41:57,433 I have to do, and the champagne tower 1024 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,333 I have to build, and the circus I have to throw. 1025 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,233 Kyle's really pissing me off right now. 1026 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,233 This is why we are not as good of friends 1027 00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:06,500 as you think we are, because you pull sh-- like this. 1028 00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:08,767 So if you'll please not just focus on your feelings 1029 00:42:09,033 --> 00:42:10,767 and maybe focus on the work, I would love... 1030 00:42:11,033 --> 00:42:13,233 - I know you said about that... - To have time to be like, 1031 00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:15,133 "Mm, my feelings are hurt!" 1032 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,667 I don't have time for that! 1033 00:42:18,734 --> 00:42:20,667 - Next on the season finale of "Below Deck"... 1034 00:42:20,734 --> 00:42:23,533 - Bang. [overlapping shouting] 1035 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,500 - Jen, Jen, Kate, resting time is over. 1036 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,767 It's time to go back to work. 1037 00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:28,433 - You say things that aren't true, 1038 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,033 and you don't allow me to speak. 1039 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,600 That's what's happened with this one. 1040 00:42:31,667 --> 00:42:33,166 - Stop calling me "this one"! "Brianna." 1041 00:42:33,233 --> 00:42:37,266 - Jen's f---ed off and no one helps us. 1042 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:39,033 [cheering] 1043 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,300 - It wasn't perfect this time, I got to say. 1044 00:42:41,367 --> 00:42:42,567 We had some issues. 1045 00:42:42,633 --> 00:42:44,266 - As a manager, I think that that... 1046 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:47,500 - Are you giving me managerial advice right now? 1047 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,133 - I'm really sorry for everything. I love you. 1048 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,433 Now that I'm trying to fix things with Melissa, 1049 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,133 I got to end things with Bri. 1050 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,667 - Oi. I kind of wanted some. 1051 00:42:55,734 --> 00:42:57,300 - I was wondering if I could take Bri. 1052 00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:59,133 I just want to talk with her. 1053 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,500 So obviously, I really love hanging out with you, but... 1054 00:43:02,567 --> 00:43:05,667 - For more "Below Deck," go to Bravotv.com. 79456

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