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It is very seldom that
a short story writer is
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able to make anything worthwhile
out of an incident that
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actually happened.
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But this story is one
of the rare exceptions.
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I myself met the Umbrella Man
on a street in New York City.
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And I followed him,
just as in this story,
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and I was delighted and
amazed by what I found.
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I must confess to
you that I tried
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the same experiment
myself a few days later
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to see if it really worked.
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And it did.
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I only hope that on the next
rainy day that comes along,
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we won't have
thousands of you going
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out and doing the same thing.
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It would cause
chaos in the land.
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[suspenseful music]
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[ding]
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Sir?
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I want a room.
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One night.
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Right.
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Oh, uh, sign the book,
sir, would you please?
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And, say?
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Yes?
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Do you have such a thing as
a list of the public houses
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in this town?
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The what?
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Public houses.
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Inns.
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Hostelries, bars.
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Public houses.
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Pubs.
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A list?
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Of those in the center of
your charming little town.
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Yeah.
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A list.
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We've only this.
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That'll do nicely.
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Room 8, first floor.
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Thank you.
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Was there something else, sir?
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Yes.
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A porter.
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A porter?
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[laughing]
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No porter?
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I say, you don't happen to
know the weather forecast,
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do you?
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Know what?
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The weather.
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The weather.
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Tomorrow's weather.
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No idea.
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I don't care about the weather.
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I'm stuck in here all day.
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[music playing]
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I hear you've had some
heavy rains the past few days.
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I don't notice the weather!
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Yes.
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Heavy, very heavy.
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[music playing]
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[static]
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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
[inaudible] some heavy rain.
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It may become cloudy towards
evening, but for the most part,
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the day will be dry and sunny.
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And that's the weather.
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Oh, damn!
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[music playing]
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[clearing throat]
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You want the paper?
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No.
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[chimes]
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ANNOUNCER (ON INTERCOM): Here
is a special announcement.
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We regret that the
8:25 to Cambridge
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is running approximately
15 minutes late.
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Going to be 15 minutes late.
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Again.
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Hmm.
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Hello, Arthur, Wendy.
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Andrew.
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You won't need
that today, old man.
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What?
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Umbrella.
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Better safe than sorry.
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Forecast was dry and sunny.
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After the weather we've
been having, you can't be too
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careful.
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That's ridiculous.
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Beg your pardon?
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No.
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[mumbling]
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Like some coffee, dear?
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No, thanks.
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I'll just pass
through to the buffet.
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I don't want a
cup either, thanks.
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Darling.
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Darling.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, Andrew.
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When are we going to meet?
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I mean, properly.
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What about lunch time today?
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I've got the
hairdresser's at 11:00,
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but I can be through by 1:00.
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Damn nice and I can't.
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I've got a business lunch.
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Oh, darling.
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Do you think,
does Arthur suspect?
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Of course not.
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He looks at me so strangely.
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Does Jennifer suspect?
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No.
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No, she's more interested in
our cats than she is in me.
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Poor darling.
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If only--
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[coughs]
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Ha!
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Damn silly.
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What is?
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Bringing an umbrella
in weather like this.
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[laughing] You're all wet.
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That's your trouble, Andrew.
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You're wet [inaudible].
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Ha!
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[music playing]
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Morning.
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[music playing]
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Morning.
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Thank you.
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Hey, say?
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Yeah?
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Where's the nearest church?
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The what?
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Church.
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Place of worship.
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House of God.
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Temple, chapel, church.
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What denomination?
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Any denomination.
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Straight down the
road, turn right.
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[music playing]
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I can't get four across.
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Can't you?
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Tell you what.
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Let's see if your wife can help.
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Oh, I'm no good at crosswords.
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Have a look, you never know.
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Tricky.
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Want me to tell you?
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No, I'll go on struggling.
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The answer is "mistrust."
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Ah, it's coming in.
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What train you coming back on?
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I don't know yet.
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The 5:20.
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I thought you said
the 5:20, Arthur.
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I'll bet I did.
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I'll try to be
on it, the 5:20.
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I'm so sorry.
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That's OK, old lad.
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[dog barking]
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Nearly forgot.
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[organ music playing]
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[thunder crashing]
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[music intensifies]
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[jazz music playing]
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Excuse me, madam.
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I do hope you'll excuse me.
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Yes?
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I wonder if I could
ask a small favor.
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It's only a very small favor.
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Well, what do you want?
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Well, as a matter
of fact, I've got
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myself into a bit of a strait.
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And I need some help.
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Not much, I assure you.
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It's almost nothing, in
fact, but I do need it.
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I haven't got money.
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You see, madam, old
people like me often
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become terribly forgetful.
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I'm sorry, but I
don't give to beggars.
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Madam, I assure
you I'm not a beggar.
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[laughing] Do I
look like a beggar?
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I beg you to believe,
madam, that I am not
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in the habit of stopping
young ladies in the street
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and telling them my troubles.
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I should hope not.
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You see, I've never
forgotten it before.
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You've never
forgotten what before?
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My wallet.
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- Please, go away.
- Oh, but madam--
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I should call the police!
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Allow me to explain.
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Do me the courtesy.
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You see, I left my wallet
in my other jacket.
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Now, isn't that the
silliest thing to do?
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I have told you, I am not
going to give you any money--
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Quite right.
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So there is no use
asking me for money.
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Madam, I'm not
asking for money.
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Good gracious!
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Heaven forbid I should
ever do such a thing!
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Then what are you asking?
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Allow me to explain.
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Now, when I first saw you
hurrying those people,
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taking cover, I
said to myself, what
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an attractive woman, fresh
from the hairdresser, no doubt.
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Smart, elegant, with a kindly,
not to say, considerate face.
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And yet--
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And yet, what?
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Well, you'll forgive
me saying this,
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I know, but I couldn't
help feeling that you were
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possessed of a certain sadness.
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Sadness?
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Am I probably quite wrong?
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No, no, it's silly of me.
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No, no.
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Go on.
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Well, I saw in your eyes a
lost, faraway look that, uh,
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hinted at pain.
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And forgive an old
man's impertinence,
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but you seemed to me so
terribly, terribly touching.
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Did I?
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Yes.
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And so I thought that
you were the one person
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to approach because
my dilemma might,
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in turn, be of some help,
however small to you.
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How do you mean?
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I wish to offer this umbrella
of mine to protect you.
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Your umbrella?
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Madam, I don't
wish to encroach
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or pry on your private affairs.
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But if, as I suspect
at this moment,
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you are suffering from some
unrequited love, a longing,
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an ache, then I can
think of nothing
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worse than to endure such
suffering of the heart
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in the pouring rain.
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It is depressing.
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All I ask in return is five
pounds for my taxi fare home.
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You are asking me for money.
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Madam, I am not without means!
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I think I told you, I left my
wallet in the other jacket.
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Now, if I am to get this
weary old body home,
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I need the taxi fare.
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And all I can offer in
return is my umbrella.
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And I believe I may be
of some service to you
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as an added reward.
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If you had no money
in the first place,
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then how did you get here?
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Well, I walked.
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Every day, I go for
a lovely long walk,
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and then I summoned a
taxi to take me home.
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I do it every day of the
year, come rain or shine.
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Then why don't
you walk home now?
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But I wish I could.
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I really wish I could.
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But I don't think I would
make it on these silly
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old legs of mine.
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I've gone far too far already.
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It's-- it's a lovely umbrella.
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Yes.
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It's, uh, it's silk.
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I can see it is.
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Yes.
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But then why don't
you take it, madam?
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I mean, it cost
me over 20 pounds,
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and that was several years ago.
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But that's of no importance,
as long as I can get home.
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I don't think it's
right that I should
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pay you five pounds for a silk
umbrella that cost you over 20.
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Just take the taxi fare
and be done with it--
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No, no, no, no, no.
I wouldn't dream it.
275
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:39,933
I wouldn't dream of
taking money from you.
276
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,000
No, no.
277
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,267
Take the umbrella here, lady.
278
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:46,300
Keep the rain off
your beautiful hair
279
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,933
and let your spirit be
cheered just a little.
280
00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:53,100
Does it show so clearly?
281
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:56,033
Just a look in your eye.
282
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:02,400
Just one more thing, madam.
283
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,200
Remember this.
284
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:08,167
No man is worth the tears
of a beautiful woman.
285
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:11,133
Good day, madam.
286
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:22,400
[music playing]
287
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:26,333
[chatter]
288
00:18:48,933 --> 00:18:52,000
[music playing]
289
00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:20,400
Oh, God.
290
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,800
[laughing]
291
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:45,767
Ha!
292
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,667
Well, well, well, now.
293
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:52,767
Well, what?
294
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,333
[laughing] I
thought to myself,
295
00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:56,633
as I was trying to find a taxi
and getting soaked to the skin,
296
00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:59,033
I thought to myself, well,
Andrew will be all right.
297
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:00,767
Andrew brought his umbrella.
298
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,600
- It was stolen.
- Stolen?
299
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,700
Yeah.
300
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,167
While I was lunching in a pub.
301
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,167
I got back to the office,
several of my colleagues
302
00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:08,467
have had theirs stolen too.
303
00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:09,633
Really?
304
00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,667
I went round to the
police station to report it.
305
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:12,933
They had several complaints.
306
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:16,000
Damned odd, damned annoying.
307
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:18,367
- Well, Wendy will be furious.
- Why?
308
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,033
She had her hair done today.
309
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:23,633
It probably looks like
a drowned rat by now.
310
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:25,100
Drowned rat, indeed.
311
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:34,833
Don't worry, Arthur.
312
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,767
I didn't buy a new one.
313
00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:40,067
No, a most extraordinary
thing happened.
314
00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:43,033
A man-- dear, kind, old man--
315
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,600
asked me if I would
buy his umbrella.
316
00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,467
Swine.
317
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:55,233
I beg your pardon?
318
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,600
Yeah, you-- your
umbrella was stolen.
319
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:58,800
You're a liar!
320
00:20:58,900 --> 00:20:59,967
Swine!
321
00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:01,067
What on earth are
you talking about?
322
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:02,833
I'm talking about
you and Wendy.
323
00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:04,833
You met at lunch
time, didn't you?
324
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:05,967
You gave her your umbrella.
325
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,300
You met at lunch
time and then you
326
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,833
invented some cock
and bull story
327
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:10,200
about theft and the police!
328
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,133
Can't run a fool like me.
329
00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:12,133
Do you think I'm blind?
330
00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:14,733
Arthur, stop this at once.
331
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,767
Secret looks and whisperings
aside, you met at lunch time
332
00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:20,200
for God knows what reason,
and he gave you his umbrella!
333
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,400
This is rubbish,
nonsense, absolute madness.
334
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,067
In the first place,
it isn't my umbrella.
335
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,267
In the second place--
- Don't lie Li me.
336
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,300
You can lie in court!
337
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,067
Court!
338
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:29,267
What do you mean court?
339
00:21:29,367 --> 00:21:31,833
I'll name you
as correspondent.
340
00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:33,400
[horn honking]
341
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:35,733
Arthur, for God's sake.
342
00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:36,900
You're behaving like a maniac.
343
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,867
This umbrella was sold to me!
344
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:41,200
I don't want to
hear any more lies!
345
00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:45,800
Now, you just listen to her.
346
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,000
Shut up!
347
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,600
I know you're
in love with her.
348
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:50,867
I am not in love with her.
349
00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:52,100
I'm a happily married man.
350
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,567
[laughs] Happily married man.
351
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,067
I am!
352
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,567
I don't give a fig
for your wife--
353
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:58,633
You may not give a fig, but
you gave her your umbrella.
354
00:21:58,733 --> 00:21:59,667
I can prove I didn't.
355
00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:00,967
This is absolute madness.
356
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:02,133
Look, come with me now
to the police station.
357
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,267
Oh, nice try.
I'm--
358
00:22:03,367 --> 00:22:04,233
I demand you
come to the police.
359
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:05,467
You accuse me of treachery.
360
00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:08,033
You threaten me with
divorce proceedings.
361
00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:10,267
You put my marriage and
happiness in jeopardy.
362
00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:11,933
At least you can allow
me to prove my innocence.
363
00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:13,033
Yup!
364
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,533
Umbrellas.
365
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,267
Could be.
366
00:22:22,367 --> 00:22:24,433
Oh, we have pulled in a man.
367
00:22:24,533 --> 00:22:27,133
A well-known con merchant,
known as The Major,
368
00:22:27,233 --> 00:22:32,967
The Commander, The Rural Dean,
and even Chief Inspector.
369
00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:36,067
But I hadn't connected
him with the umbrellas.
370
00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:38,200
An umbrella man.
371
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:41,267
[laughs] He's come
down in the world.
372
00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:43,300
Uh, we'd need you to
identify him, madam.
373
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,700
Well, of course
she'll identify him.
374
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,200
There's a great deal at stake.
375
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,667
People's happiness depends
on this, Inspector.
376
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:56,700
Wheel chummy in, will you?
377
00:22:59,967 --> 00:23:02,100
That better be
the man, otherwise
378
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,367
happiness won't be a word
much used around these parts.
379
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:20,067
Well, madam, is this the
man who sold you the umbrella?
380
00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:32,067
No.
381
00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:33,200
I've never seen him before.
382
00:23:36,767 --> 00:23:38,200
That's all I wanted to hear.
383
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,333
You'll both be hearing from
my solicitor in the morning.
384
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,167
How could you, Wendy?
385
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,333
This is the man, isn't it?
386
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:58,567
How could you?
- How could you?
387
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:10,500
No man is worth the
tears of a beautiful woman.
388
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,033
[music playing]
389
00:24:29,867 --> 00:24:31,300
On your way
then, are you, sir?
390
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,133
Yes.
391
00:24:32,233 --> 00:24:35,433
Um, off to Manchester, I think.
392
00:24:35,533 --> 00:24:37,200
Manchester?
393
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,567
Always rains in Manchester.
394
00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:40,967
Yes.
395
00:24:41,067 --> 00:24:45,533
Yes, I know.
396
00:24:45,633 --> 00:24:49,100
[upbeat music]
397
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:42,667
[music playing]
398
00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:44,500
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