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Previously on "Wynonna Earp”.
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A kid is missing.
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I'm retiring.
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To Sheriff Nicole Haught.
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Charlie. Is this you flirting?
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My baby daddy is married to a vampire.
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I don't like you at all.
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Are you sure?
- Stop pretending
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that this isn't what you came here for.
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He was kind, honest. His name was Julian.
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My dad was an angel.
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You were born out of love.
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We can find Julian if you want.
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What's in it for me?
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BOBO GROWLS
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OK. Slow down.
This is the last time we're doing this.
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Since we both have stressful jobs
and everything
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we could keep doing this
to take the edge off?
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I'm all edge, Charlie.
If you can't handle that.
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You may handle me however you please.
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Good morning guys.
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I'm Deputy Nicole Haught, and I'm here
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hoping to earn your vote for Sheriff.
- Shit, shitty-shit!
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I thought that was going pretty good.
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How's Purgatory's finest this morning?
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Thank you, sincerely, for all that you do.
I know it's not an easy job.
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Nedley calls us Hose Jockeys.
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Sheriff Nedley's sense of humour
leaves a lot to be desired.
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And rest assured when I am Sheriff
you will be both respected and supported.
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I will also pre-order
a dozen of your calendars.
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I'm April this year.
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Happy Easter to me.
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I had no idea Officer Haught was
your sister's girlfriend. That's so weird.
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You're not one of those "Adam & Eve,
not Adam & Steve" people are you?
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God no. Purgatory Pride
is my favourite event of the year.
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Purgatory has a Pride?
- Yeah, we painted the fire engine rainbow.
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Nicole warned me about you.
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That I'm super flexible?
- No, that you're a hot mess.
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Well, it's better than a cold... tidy.
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This was fun. Thanks for the...
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Pump?
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That's gross.
- Backdraft?
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Did we do that?
- Heat?
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SIREN WAILS
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Was that me?
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Nothing to see here. Just an adult woman,
with adult woman needs.
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Leaving a fire hall.
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Let me guess: you need a ride.
- I had a ride, I need a nap.
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And a ride.
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So you and Doc, not a thing anymore?
- We were never a thing.
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And I haven't seen him for a week.
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Burns like a mother...!
HE GRUNTS
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What have I done?
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Bulshar's ring is rejecting you.
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Now that you're compromised.
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Don't worry, my love.
Now we're linked together forever.
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Just like you wanted.
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Just like I wanted...
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MEN SINGING INDISTINCTLY
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What's with the children's choir?
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A bunch of Omicron Tau Psi's,
slumming it from the big city.
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We confiscated their
party bus this morning.
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Who party buses at 10 am?
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The deeply committed.
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♪ Drink up friends, drink up brothers!
Drink up all you sexy mothers. ♪
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Maybe later.
- Sorry, yeah, I... dozed off.
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What's all this?
- Oh, since closing down the abattoir
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thereby rescuing my new tall n' jazzy
maybe kinda boyfriend
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I've been trying to figure out
where Bulshar could've moved his operation.
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Nice! Also... When was the last time
you went home? Or ate?
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HE YAWNS
That depends. What day is it?
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We're gonna need to get you a falafel.
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Push with your legs.
- Shut up with your mouth.
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Am I finally gonna see your sex cave?
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It's more of a closet.
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Retired Nedley is kinky.
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Everything in there, I seized
from crime scenes that didn't feel kosher.
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Ones with a supernatural element.
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Why didn't you turn them over to Dolls?
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Well, initially I wasn't sure
I could trust him. Now I know...
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NICOLE LAUGHS
How long have you been hiding this stuff?
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Since I became Sheriff.
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Oh, we're gonna find dinosaur bones.
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Ha ha. It's up to you two to decide
what to keep, what to burn.
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Huh. It's like Hoarders meets Storage Wars.
And I for one, am here for it.
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How're you making out
getting city council's stamp of approval?
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Well, Bunny Loblaw won't return my calls.
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That stuck-up Tuesday's still around?
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Yup. And reigning over city council
with an iron fistula.
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Bunny Loblaw's
the real king maker here in Purgatory.
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And she won't return your calls
because she's a bully.
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Bullies smell fear,
they just get more vicious.
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Yeah dummy, everyone knows that.
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You get her on your own turf, you look
her dead in the eye and you tell her
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that you're the only person for the job.
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Right. I am going to call her
and I'm gonna set up a meeting.
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Bunny's gonna eat her for lunch.
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Nedley, are you looking at my ass?
- No.
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This will have to do.
- SHOTGUN LOADS
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Shouldn't sneak around when there's
a gun-toting mental patient on the loose.
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I thought we were friends.
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You bailed right in the middle
of my Christmas feast.
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You find my brussel sprouts offensive?
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I do apologise, ma'am,
but something came up.
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SHE GIGGLES
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You're gonna make it up to me.
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I fear this is about to get weird.
- Don't worry. I'll drive if you're tired.
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I do not understand.
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I need to get out of here.
Just for a little while.
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Cabin fever.
- You don't know the half of it.
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Oh, I just might.
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OK, let's go,
before I roll you for your keys.
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NICOLE GRUNTS
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What do you think about this?
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Urn. Nice.
- OK, but is it supernatural?
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Supernaturally oogly.
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Hey, can you check this out?
I found Nedley's old police memo.
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November 9th, 1996.
Raccoon stuck in drop ceiling.
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SHE LAUGHS
Call cleared but now require rabies shot.
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Wynonna? Can you...
Like a little help here, please?
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Holy shit. Baby Nedley.
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When you're done with story time,
could you please do some actual work?
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Nicole, you're a smart-ish girl.
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Surely you've figured out by now
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that this whole "cleaning out the secret
locker" job is bullshit.
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Nedley made it up
to make us practice working together.
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He parent trapped us?
- None of this stuff matters.
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And it sure as hell isn't gonna help us
with our Bulshar problem.
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Alright, well, you might be fine to sit
on your ass and do nothing.
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But I'm not.
Especially after what he did to Dolls.
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You want my help? Fine, Nicole.
- Yes. Thank you.
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No problem. Crap. Crap.
- VASE BREAKS
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Definitely crap. Not crap. More crap!
- Wynonna, you're being reckless.
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Super crap!
- Whoa!
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You know what, Deputy Dipshit,
that's kinda my brand.
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And it's been working fine so far.
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God, I am so sick of your attitude...
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CRASH
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Smooth move, Ginger Spice. You just
earned yourself seven years bad luck.
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LIGHTNING CRACKS
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HEAVY BREATHING
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Hey Tayla. You seen Doc around lately?
- Nah.
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I'll have a whiskey. Leave the bottle.
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Whatcha got there, Sheriff?
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Ginger ale. And it's just Randy now.
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Didn't peg you for a
teetotaller, "Just Randy".
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Well, I'm still on duty.
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Those drunken frat boys from the big city
got me running my ass off.
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One of the many, many jobs
I won't miss when I retire.
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Well, I won't tell if you won't.
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Oh.
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Look what I found
for your retirement party slide-show.
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It's like your top lip
is wearing a skinny tie.
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How's it going in the evidence locker?
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Ugh... Nicole smashed some stuff.
Big surprise.
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It's gotta be hard to move around
with a giant pickle up your ass, though.
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Give her some slack, Wynonna.
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You know me. I love slack.
But that chick all work and no play.
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Next thing you know,
she's gonna be chopping people up
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with an axe like...
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that dude in the hotel.
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Dave at the Motor Inn?
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Him too.
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Well, go easy on Nicole.
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You two have more in common than you think.
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Well, it's worth a shot, I guess.
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OK.
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SHE GASPS
Hi! Bunny. Um, come on in.
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I did.
- Can I take your coat?
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Why? So you can rifle through the pockets?
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Oh, what on God's flat earth is that?
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Oh, that's just Calamity Jane.
Please don't worry she's super friendly.
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I don't care what it is. Either she goes
or I go. I am deathly allergic.
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Right. OK. OK. Come on girly.
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Calamity, you're getting fat.
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Okay, just make yourself cosy.
- CALAMITY MEOWS
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Just one second. I'll be right back.
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Disgusting.
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I am sorry, ma'am.
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Willa would be very sorry about Willa.
That was always her first thought.
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Willa was Ward's pet.
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God, she was spoiled, and she had a mean
streak. She would have been a terrible heir.
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She was just a child.
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Yeah, she was my baby.
I'm so sorry I wasn't there to protect you.
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Hey, where are you going now?
- Come on. I'll tell you which way to turn.
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Ms Gibson. Michelle. It's freezing out here.
- Oh, stop being a wiener. Come on.
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Besides, I know you got a bottle of
tequila stashed under your seat.
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That's gonna get us through.
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So, I have some great ideas
on how to make the town safer
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and the department run more efficiently.
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Well, that's all well and good,
Deputy Haught. But my main concern is this.
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Randy Nedley is full of shit.
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Excuse me?
- I am so sick and tired
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of being kept in the dark about all
the strange occurrences in Purgatory.
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I won't be lied to about what's really
going on in my town. Under my nose.
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Which is what exactly?
- Well, you tell me.
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That's why I'm here.
Unless you don't want to be sheriff.
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And don't give me any hooey about costume
parties gone awry or zoo animals escaping.
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Well, Bunny, um,
Purgatory is a very unique town
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with some unique challenges...
- DOOR CLOSES
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Sorry to interrupt. Just need to talk to
Deputy Tater Haught for a quick sec here.
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Yeah, this is really not a good time.
- Actually it's perfect timing.
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Because I'm thinking
of backing Wynonna for sheriff.
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BOTH LAUGH
- You can't be serious.
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I'm dead serious. Wynonna, you are
a straight shooter. You're one tough bitch.
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Hey-o.
- And the Earps
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are one of Purgatory's original families.
This one...
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This one?
- Sorry, what about "this one"?
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What Purgatory needs is a home-grown hero.
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Not some fly-by-night outsider
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who, let's face it
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is a little too...
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Different.
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Can I just... real quick... For a sec.
One sec. Just... In the kitchen.
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Wait 'til Bunny finds out
about Purgatory Pride.
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What are you doing here?
- Right, uh, it's about Nedley, and you.
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Alright.
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Did Buns Buns really just say I could be..?
SHE SNORTS
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Oh no, you cannot take that job.
- I don't want that job.
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Yeah, cos you would be a disaster.
- No shit, Not Sheriff.
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You have no police training,
you're terrible with authority
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you're not even
qualified to run a Chipotle!
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Guac-a-cuse me? You know what?
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Maybe I'd like to be Sheriff Nedley
two point oh, oh, I'm your boss after all.
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Well, excuse me, but you can't even
do one single assignment properly
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without breaking a million rules - and a
creepy-ass mirror - in the process.
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Oh, Isis!
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What rules?
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Purgatory is the goddamned
Thunder dome and I'm Tina Friggin' Turner.
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What are you even talking about?
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Point is, you can wrap yourself up
in the rules like a snug little blanket
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to keep you warm at night,
but I'm gonna go get shit done.
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Balls, Bunny's dead.
234
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,683
CALAMITY MEOWS
- Calamity Jane! She's allergic!
235
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,478
Yeah.
- Bunny? Hey?
236
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,781
I know a dozen places we can hide the body.
237
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,609
She's still alive.
- Fine, I'll save them for next time.
238
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,003
Her purse. Wynonna, get her purse!
239
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,988
Yeah, cash.
- No! Medication, Wynonna!
240
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,283
Ugh, crap!
241
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,079
WYNONNA GASPS
Is this Oxy? Ow!
242
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,457
The tea.
- Oh!
243
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,461
Alright, Bunny, here we go.
Here we go.
244
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,464
Swallow. Swallow.
- Come on. Come on you old bat.
245
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,472
- I don't need a doctor.
- How about an exorcist, Bun Bun.
246
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,806
Ok. I'll put her in my cruiser.
247
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,910
We can get her faster to the hospital
with the lights and sirens on.
248
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:01,020
Don't take me to Purgatory General.
They have too many immigrant doctors.
249
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,606
Ow! Gee!
- OK, that's enough out of you.
250
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,360
Go inside, get her purse.
- So you do wanna rob her?
251
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,588
No. I wanna get her meds, the doctors
are going to need them to diagnose her.
252
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,714
Let's get her to the hospital
and get the meds after.
253
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,323
What the hell?
- I will get them.
254
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,676
I mean, you want something done right...
- No, I will do it.
255
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,496
Who the hell are you? What is going on!
256
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,206
I'm Killing you!
257
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,750
TIRES SQUEAK
258
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,588
You have gotta be frigging kidding me!
259
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,635
SIREN WAILS
- WYNONNA: Look who needs my help now.
260
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,057
What are you doing?
- Get in.
261
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,810
Dude, I had her keys.
What about your truck?
262
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,145
Battery's dead!
I blame your cat for that, too.
263
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,332
Okay, well, I should drive. Because
then we're not stealing Bunny's car.
264
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,376
We're just commandeering it
for official police bus...
265
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,901
Bigger fish, Nicole!
266
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:49,985
OK...
267
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,613
OK, great. I'll call Waverly.
268
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,407
We're logging on now.
269
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,176
Hurry. We need to make sure Bunny's OK.
270
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,620
JEREMY SNORTS
Sorry, sorry, but it's kinda funny.
271
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,139
You guys have some terrible luck today.
272
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,374
Like black fly
in your Chardonnay kind of terrible.
273
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,501
Speed it up, Jagged Little Nerd.
274
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:12,592
OK, I'm pinging the cruiser's GPS
and good news, it's parked.
275
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,761
Bunny Nut Cheerios! You need to hurry.
276
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:23,394
Of course those two frat brats
drove your car to a biker bar.
277
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,582
Maybe they're friendly bikers
hosting a Golden Girls Trivia Night.
278
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:32,028
We're not in St Olaf anymore.
- Get me out of here, you white trash tart!
279
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,697
I see you're feeling
better. Try your handle.
280
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,033
I am!
It doesn't open from the inside.
281
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,261
It's a safety feature... Haven't
you been arrested like 500 times?
282
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,872
Not the time, Nicole!
- Luckily, I always have a spare key.
283
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,332
WYNONNA REPLIES MOCKINGLY
OK, then.
284
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,209
KEY BREAKS
- NICOLE GASPS
285
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,212
You are a some kind of moron, Haught!
286
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,466
Whoa! The bullet
could ricochet and hit Bunny.
287
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,343
I'm willing to take the risk.
— Or us.
288
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,094
OK...
289
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,615
I'll just call the fire department.
They can pop the door off.
290
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,098
No! Do not do that.
- What?
291
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,268
They'll never let us Sheriffs live it down.
- OK. You have a better idea?
292
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,688
Yeah. We go in and we find Tweedle Dee
and Tweedle Douche.
293
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,982
We're in and out in five minutes tops.
We get the keys.
294
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,693
She'll never notice, we're good to go.
Let's go.
295
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:17,865
Don't leave me in here, you sons of
bitches! You are gonna hear from my lawyer!
296
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,160
Peacemaker?
297
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,037
We're outnumbered.
298
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,319
And we don't want Bunny to think
we went in guns blazing.
299
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:35,132
I couldn't wait to join the rodeo circuit,
flee this shit-hole town.
300
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:40,930
Then I came back one long August weekend,
and I got drunk... pregnant.
301
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,516
Ended up marrying Ward Earp.
302
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,602
Well, he did give you
three beautiful daughters.
303
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,605
No, he gave me two.
Waverly was Julian's, remember?
304
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,944
What's it like being with an angel?
305
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,946
What's it like being with a demon?
306
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:07,415
No, Julian made me feel like I didn't have
to break my spirit to be happy.
307
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,876
I do know what that is like.
308
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:18,134
The night Waverly was born, Ward pushed
Julian outside of the Ghost River Triangle.
309
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,512
It happened right here.
310
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,389
He's been lost ever since.
311
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,599
How do you know that?
312
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,770
Bobo told me.
313
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,814
Del Rey? You talked to him?
314
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:38,237
I did more than talk to him. I gave him the
Christmas dinner that you didn't want...
315
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,905
And his freedom.
316
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,326
Are you out of your
god-forsaken mind, woman?
317
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,329
I think we've established, yes, sometimes.
318
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,500
You have unleashed a monster!
- Bulshar is risen, sweet cheeks.
319
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,169
These are end times.
320
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,796
It's gonna
take monsters to fight a monster.
321
00:20:56,380 --> 00:21:00,801
Bobo Del Rey has tried to kill
your daughters multiple times.
322
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,094
Nobody's perfect.
323
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:06,098
You do not get to make those life
or death decisions for them!
324
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:10,102
Who's going to stop me? You, Johnny Hank?
325
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,396
Hm, if necessary.
326
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:17,943
Well good. Seems like now we're finally
'talking'. So here's my terms...
327
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,570
MEN CHEER
328
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,156
What should we do with these interlopers?
329
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:26,285
Release them into the woods
and hunt them down like dogs?
330
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,411
MEN CHEER
331
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:30,581
Or, or we could eviscerate them
332
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,958
right here on the bar?
333
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,084
Yeah.
334
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:38,214
Are you gonna stay late and clean up
that mess? Cos I'm not.
335
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,883
Suggestions? Anyone else?
336
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,719
INDISTINCT CHATTER
- MAN GRUNTS
337
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,182
- That might be a good idea.
- WYNONNA HUSHES
338
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:53,687
Well, well, well.
Looks like today's our lucky day.
339
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:58,984
Seems the would-be sheriff and the heir
have decided to join us for a little drink.
340
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,738
We were dumb to think
we could pull a fast one on you.
341
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:06,408
But I can tell you're men of sport,
and, you know
342
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:09,620
where's the sport in ripping Dumb
and Doucher to shreds?
343
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,121
What are you proposing?
344
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,542
I'm proposing that you let them go
345
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:18,128
and... you and me
346
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:22,091
and Deputy Haught to Trot here
have ourselves a little contest.
347
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,426
What are you good at?
348
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,512
Golden Girls Trivia.
- Drinking.
349
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:29,932
You really wanna challenge me
to a drinking contest?
350
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,559
Mm-hm. I do.
351
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,603
And if we win, then you let us go.
352
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,272
What happens when I win?
353
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:41,777
Then you... get to... Kill us.
354
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,470
We could've just offered them cash?
355
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,533
I didn't work it out all the way
to the end before I pitched it.
356
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,452
You must be the stupidest heir yet.
357
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,829
Definitely in the Top 5.
358
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,333
OK. Let them Greeks go.
359
00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,087
You owe us. Take the cruiser
and the old bag in the back seat
360
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,006
and get to the hospital, OK?
- Yes, ma'am.
361
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:06,051
Now let's get pissed!
- MEN CHEER
362
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,306
I'm worried. Neither of them are answering.
363
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,766
OK, wait, wait. Let's just recap.
364
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,269
OK,
- First, Bunny has a heart attack
365
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:16,812
at Nicole's.
- Yes.
366
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,731
Then the cruiser gets stolen
with Bunny in it.
367
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,775
Then it just happens
to end up at a Revenant roadhouse.
368
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,945
Doesn't that sound
spectacularly unlucky to you?
369
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,909
Too unlucky to be a coincidence?
370
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,121
Mirror, mirror, on the floor...
371
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:43,339
Maybe if we put it back together
their luck will change?
372
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,174
Well, it can't get any worse.
373
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:46,258
OK.
374
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:49,845
1, 2, 3, drink.
375
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,729
Is that all you got? Come on, fellas.
Let's take this up a notch, huh?
376
00:23:58,771 --> 00:23:59,980
Grab the Ouzo!
377
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,982
I really wish you'd stop helping.
378
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:05,527
1, 2, 3, drink.
379
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,136
How you feeling there, Rolfy boy?
380
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,578
I feel good.
- Good.
381
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,957
I feel strong.
- I feel college.
382
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,042
How are you not bombed?
You weigh like...
383
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,125
eight pounds.
384
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,253
I like you.
385
00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,882
Ena, Dio, Tria.
386
00:24:26,906 --> 00:24:28,906
:::::: www.hiqve.com ::::::
387
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:41,647
Oh!
388
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,023
Game over, lightweight!
389
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,942
What? I swallowed it!
390
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,528
And it came back up. Which means
you lose. Everyone knows that.
391
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,405
It's true, man. Everyone knows that.
392
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,951
Well, we won fair and square. Un-cuff us.
393
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,495
Hang on.
394
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,417
You've been spitting your shots
into this bottle.
395
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:05,337
No, she hasn't. You haven't right.
396
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,090
I learned it from Coyote Ugly.
- I love that movie!
397
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:12,136
You broke the rules.
Now I get to break your necks.
398
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,304
Ooh good one.
- HE SHOUTS
399
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,806
THEY SCREAM
- ROLF: Stop!
400
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,225
Stop quipping and run!
- Yup!
401
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:25,399
INDISTINCT CHATTER FROM MEN
- WYNONNA GRUNTS
402
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,401
Hurry up! The cuff's chafing.
403
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:32,698
You're going too fast and I'm too drunk.
You are literally the worst!
404
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,492
Climb! Climb! Climb!
- NICOLE GRUNTS
405
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:44,835
You found my mementos.
406
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:49,506
You mean the souvenirs of all
the people you have killed?
407
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:50,883
That's a vulgar way to put it.
408
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,051
It is the truth.
409
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,927
Is it Wynonna you're helping?
410
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,431
In a manner of speaking.
411
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:02,102
She must be some woman if you're willing
to give up one of your precious pistols.
412
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,189
It's sweet you think she'd want you now.
413
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,276
You know how your jealousy bores me.
414
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:12,488
As you really are.
- Wynonna helped make me as I am.
415
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:17,951
SHE GROWLS
I did! Because you asked me to!
416
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,247
My Henry.
417
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,667
Greatest gunslinger that ever lived.
418
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,837
And a filthy, rotten scoundrel.
419
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,509
All this helping
and sacrificing she has you doing...
420
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:36,595
She thinks I can be better.
- Than what?
421
00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:38,388
It's beneath you.
422
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:41,308
Wynonna is breaking your spirit.
423
00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:45,062
But I love you when you're at your worst.
424
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,190
Maybe even more.
425
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:57,616
Then you'll know I'm not a man
that does ultimatums.
426
00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,827
Or likes to choose.
427
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:04,706
You have chosen.
And you're mine, forever now.
428
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,960
HE GROWLS
- So go, tell the Earp heir.
429
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,588
See if she welcomes you back into her bed.
430
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,095
HE GROWLS
431
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,598
You know we wouldn't be in this mess
if you'd just played by the rules.
432
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,309
There are no rules in
this shit town, Nicole!
433
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:27,312
If you wanna be all normal
and law-abiding do it somewhere else.
434
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,332
You know what, get your ass out
of your head, Wynonna.
435
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,167
You're not the only one
who's been through stuff.
436
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:37,990
Oh right, I forgot. You survived a
massacre. Yeah that one is legit as... F.
437
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,536
You're right I did. So I'm not about to die
here handcuffed to a criminal
438
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,496
you, by the way.
- WYNONNA GROANS
439
00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:45,873
Oh! Real mature!
440
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:50,586
You know what, you survived some shit
and I cannot wait for your TED Talk
441
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:56,300
but get back to me when you're cursed!
Jesus. Mother bad lucker.
442
00:27:56,341 --> 00:28:01,096
It's jammed and not like Space
or strawberry, the bad kind of jam!
443
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:10,355
Well, aren't you two a pair
of catty little bitches.
444
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:14,735
I like all that animosity
running through your veins.
445
00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:18,739
You're basting in it.
Oh, it'll make you taste so much better.
446
00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,870
You be Scott.
- You be Tessa.
447
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,915
GRUNTING AND HITTING
448
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:32,586
GUNSHOT
449
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:38,634
MAN ROARS
450
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:42,179
We make a pretty good team!
- Yeah, chemistry's solid.
451
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,474
OK, yup.
452
00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,601
INDISTINCT SHOUTING
453
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:57,361
As much as I love a feel-good ending,
this ain't it. Any last words?
454
00:28:57,402 --> 00:29:00,155
I miss Macaulay Culkin.
- Tell Waverly I love her.
455
00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:02,991
Oh sure, make me look like an asshole.
- SLICING
456
00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:11,792
You owe me a wife!
457
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:15,295
Is this better or worse?
- Worse!
458
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:21,718
There's gotta be one more piece.
- Whoop! There it is!
459
00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:23,929
SHE GASPS Oh my god.
460
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:25,597
OK. Bad luck over?
461
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:28,267
We fixed it! Did we fix it?
- I don't know.
462
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,479
There's a mountain man!
- A gross stabby mountain man!
463
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:33,561
So, not fixed then.
464
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,943
Not so fast, Gandalf...
SHE SCREAMS
465
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:45,033
You shall not pass.
- HE ROARS
466
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:49,871
Yeah, on second thought, you do you, man.
467
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:55,794
One of you will be my new wife!
468
00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:59,589
Not it.
- Did he just say wife? Come on.
469
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:01,382
Whelp.
470
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:14,354
OK, the mirror wasn't the only thing
they broke, right? Wait, what's this?
471
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:18,233
Is that ceramic?
- It looks like a lawn ornament?
472
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,611
He's not an ogre.
473
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,280
He's a gnome!
474
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:24,781
How does that help us?
475
00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:28,577
You owe me a wife! Now choose!
476
00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:31,264
How could we possibly...
- Nicole would make a great gnome wife.
477
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,457
Love me a good puzzle.
478
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:36,084
She's beautiful and annoyingly noble.
479
00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:38,962
And I know she's great in bed
because my house has very thin walls!
480
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:40,964
Quick, quick quick, quick!
- Stop!
481
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:44,843
You should choose Wynonna.
She is funny, and irrepressible
482
00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:47,804
and she always goes to the mat
for the people she loves.
483
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,056
More tape!
484
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,200
Oh, and she's super fertile!
- That was one time.
485
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,852
You stick to that. I will do tape.
486
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,897
I think this would be a really good time
to tell you that
487
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:58,648
I am a lesbian.
488
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,960
Oh, like you never went through
an experimental phase.
489
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,027
Not with gnomes.
490
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:03,990
That's very narrow-minded, Nicole.
Love is love.
491
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:06,573
Stop talking!
- BOTH SHOUT
492
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:09,868
OK!
493
00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:13,705
You want a wife, but you need a mint.
494
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:16,875
We're missing a piece!
495
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:20,420
I got the knees!
Oh my god, these are...
496
00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:23,006
Boobs? Oh hell gnome! It's a lady.
497
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:24,925
They broke his gnome wife!
498
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,779
Quick, stick the boobs back on!
- That is a lawsuit waiting to happen!
499
00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,638
Fine I'll do it.
- With the utmost respect!
500
00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:31,640
Just hand me the double-sided tape!
501
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:35,018
God, I really wish we had a gnome bra!
- It's done.
502
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:40,273
LIGHTNING CRACKS
503
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:44,569
Monique! You're alright!
504
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,536
WYNONNA & NICOLE BABBLE
505
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:59,042
Aw. That that was kind of...
—- ...of sweet?
506
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:03,130
And romantic?
- Exactly how my first Grindr date ended.
507
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,550
I've said too much.
508
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,510
Found it at the old roadhouse.
509
00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:11,823
Doors were open. Keys were in the ignition.
I wouldn't drive it for more than a day.
510
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:14,567
You never know when the owner
is gonna sober up and report it stolen.
511
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:21,106
OK, we got some cash, an I.D., oh,
I knew an outlaw'd get what's needed
512
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:27,821
when I need to get out of Dodge fast.
Oh. But I'm not gonna take your pistol.
513
00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,308
We both know you might need that.
514
00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,366
Much obliged.
515
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:34,161
Otherwise, nicely done, Johnny Hank.
516
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,912
I wish I could say the same.
517
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,874
Is this where you beg me to stay?
518
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:40,542
I do not beg.
519
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:46,298
Anyway, this gives us our best chance
of keeping them safe.
520
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:49,718
Seems to be my lot in life.
Leaving to keep other people safe.
521
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,053
Am I meant to feel sorry for you?
522
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:57,476
No. I would never ask you that.
But you do recognise this, you recognise me
523
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,352
you recognise what I'm doing.
524
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:03,440
Setting evil free and imperilling
your own family in the process.
525
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:07,152
Now that I know what happened to Julian,
I have to go find him.
526
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:11,573
He's lost out there. He's outside
the Ghost River Triangle...
527
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:17,370
From the second I walked into that barn,
you knew I'd make you leave.
528
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,123
You knew I'd help you.
529
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,542
Sometimes it takes a monster.
530
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,962
Wynonna will be angry.
531
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,465
She's not gonna be angry with you.
532
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,468
She always seems to forgive you.
533
00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:38,808
Still, you may not escape her anger. For
you are abandoning your family for love.
534
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:43,563
Like I'm gonna let a vampire
lecture me on love.
535
00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,696
CAR ENGINE STARTS
536
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:55,354
A BAG THUDS TO THE GROUND
- Oh...
537
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,702
SHE GASPS Shit.
538
00:33:58,620 --> 00:33:59,788
Out already?
539
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:04,417
I didn't even have time to send flowers.
- It was just a fancy faint.
540
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,628
Yeah, the cat made a bed in your ass-crack.
541
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:10,257
A doctor said I'm fine.
I'm as healthy as an ox.
542
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,508
With the cankles to match.
543
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:17,305
Listen, I am just here to tell Officer
Haught that despite the day's events
544
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,641
she will not be getting my support.
545
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,813
She saved your life,
you incorrigible bitch.
546
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:29,734
Perhaps. But she does not belong here
in Purgatory.
547
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,237
She is not our people.
548
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:34,823
Are you a xenophobe or a homophobe?
549
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,908
Why pick just one.
550
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,203
Even though it was against her
best interest, Nicole did the right thing.
551
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,497
She always does the right thing.
No matter what.
552
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,749
That's the kind of person
who should be sheriff.
553
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,586
I'll keep that in mind.
- No. now, Bunny...
554
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:50,964
Shouldn't we talk about
what really happened today?
555
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,593
What's really got your pearls all twisted?
556
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:56,444
I don't know what you're talking about.
557
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:57,804
What you saw.
558
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,974
Because you saw something.
Didn't you, Bun-Bun?
559
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:04,144
It was just a dream, a terrible dream.
560
00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:09,649
Like the one where I'm on the cruise ship
with all those shirtless Portuguese sailors.
561
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:13,403
OK, there's a lot to unpack there. But no.
562
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:15,322
You weren't dreaming.
563
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:19,534
See, you think you want to know the things
Nedley's been keeping secret.
564
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:21,745
You don't.
565
00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:26,541
That monster you saw today
is just the tip of the iceberg.
566
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,251
Iceberg?
567
00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:32,255
If you don't back Nicole for sheriff,
I am sending that monster
568
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:36,760
and all of his demon
friends, to your house.
569
00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:39,554
You can't and you won't.
570
00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,515
Bless your cold, withered heart.
571
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,518
You think you can handle
another "fancy faint"?
572
00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,062
Then Nicole Haught
is going to be the next sheriff.
573
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,315
OK?
574
00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:52,359
Have a lovely day.
575
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:56,029
I need to get to church.
- You gotta book yourself that cruise.
576
00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:04,913
How long have you been listening?
577
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,748
It would've been rude to interrupt.
578
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,040
Naughty-Haughty.
579
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:12,587
How's your head? Because I feel
like I can hear space and time.
580
00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:15,799
Hair of the dog?
581
00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:19,636
Officer Haught. At work?
582
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,389
Well, some rules are made to be broken.
583
00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:24,724
Maybe you would be a good wife.
584
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:28,186
Aw, thank you, but you're not my type.
You cheat at drinking games.
585
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:29,604
SHE LAUGHS
586
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:33,900
Truce?
587
00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,236
More than a truce. A win.
588
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,326
You know,
I used to think you were an outsider too.
589
00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,870
And that things would get too demony,
and you would...
590
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,708
go and leave my sister with a broken heart.
591
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,293
Wynonna, I love her.
592
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:56,131
Ew. Also, you'd better.
593
00:36:58,133 --> 00:36:59,551
And I love you too.
594
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:06,057
I mean, it's terribly unfair and sometimes
I get jealous because you get to be...
595
00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:09,477
Get to be what?
596
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,063
You.
597
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,527
You're staked to this land, same as me.
598
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,571
You never had a choice.
599
00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:21,281
What d'you mean?
600
00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:30,707
It wasn't Black Badge who saved you
from the Cult of Bulshar massacre, Nicole.
601
00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:35,336
It was an idealistic local cop.
602
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,304
KNOCKING ON DOOR
- HE PANTS
603
00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:47,098
Oh...
604
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:51,895
That little dance battle
at the vampire ball really did my back in.
605
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:00,820
Ah...
606
00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:09,496
You were so damn scared...
607
00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:14,083
still so damn tough.
608
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:19,047
I found you, down river from the massacre.
You'd gotten yourself into a canoe.
609
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,548
You got away, so...
610
00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:23,635
You're the one.
611
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,685
Kept an eye on you afterwards.
612
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,897
You know those folks of yours.
613
00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:41,110
Who lets their six-year-old daughter
go to a music festival in the woods?
614
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,656
My parents were never anything but selfish.
615
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,574
If they could see you now...
616
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:52,747
We don't talk.
- Why? Because of... who you are?
617
00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:55,124
Yeah. A cop.
618
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,795
When I found out you'd enrolled
in the police academy
619
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,005
I couldn't resist offering you this job.
620
00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:05,301
When I saw the posting, I knew
that this is where I had to serve.
621
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,140
Everything good that I have in my life
622
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,601
is because I came back
to the Ghost River Triangle.
623
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,861
You're like a daughter to me.
624
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,371
SHE SOBS
625
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,464
You're wrinkling the crease in my khakis.
626
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,308
Thank you.
627
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,563
You are a tough act to follow.
628
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,273
I'm not going anywhere.
629
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:04,527
Not if you really need me.
630
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,488
Congratulations, Sheriff Haught.
631
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:10,867
You earned it.
632
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:19,417
Fill the tub with tequila and salt the rim.
I have had a day.
633
00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:24,047
She's gone.
634
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,051
Went to find Julian.
635
00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:41,356
We just had Christmas together
and it was so nice.
636
00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,251
We've spent our whole lives
trying to figure out
637
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,235
why she does what she does,
Baby Girl.
638
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:48,655
We already have.
639
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:51,991
At least now she really is free.
640
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:53,952
Must be nice.
641
00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,009
Good evening.
642
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,097
I've come bearing gifts.
643
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:17,016
Well, gift.
644
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:24,315
This is...
645
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:28,152
Bulshar's ring. It might protect
you in the upcoming battle.
646
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:31,698
How did you get it? Nicole had it.
647
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:35,618
Well, the details are a little foggy.
648
00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:38,955
I do like to day drink, as you know.
649
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,373
Why don't you keep it?
650
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,753
Anyone ever tell you not to look
a gift horse in the mouth?
651
00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:48,464
Did you spend the day with my mother?
652
00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:50,967
She essentially treated me as her Ober...
653
00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,176
Uber.
654
00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:00,601
What she told me
may require some explanation.
655
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:01,978
She thought so too.
656
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:05,440
Let me just read it to you.
657
00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:07,984
"Dear Wynonna.
658
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:10,945
Don't trust Doc Holliday.
659
00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:15,199
He's not what he says he is".
660
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:18,911
Did she also say she set Bobo free?
From the well?
661
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,539
She does love to burn a place down
before she runs.
662
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:23,207
The recklessness of her actions...
663
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,252
I do not see how she could remain here
and keep you safe.
664
00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:28,379
Just tell me what you did.
665
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,217
Who are you?
666
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:37,013
Who I have always been.
- Don't talk to me in riddles.
667
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:39,658
How should I talk to you then?
- Like you give a shit about me.
668
00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:41,517
You refused me.
669
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:46,397
Wynonna, I do care...
670
00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,902
You are running out of road, woman.
671
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:52,820
Tell me what you are.
672
00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,533
HE ROARS
673
00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:01,245
Kate.
674
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:05,249
You let her do this.
675
00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:09,253
She had you.
676
00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,256
This was the only way.
677
00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:14,008
What about us?
678
00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:16,928
What about Alice?
679
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,765
What would our daughter say if she
knew
680
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:23,226
her father sold his soul!
681
00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:27,230
You of all people should understand
the sacrifices that have been made!
682
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:31,109
You wanted your immortality that badly?
You selfish asshole.
683
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,443
Watch your mouth.
684
00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:35,446
Bite me.
685
00:43:39,408 --> 00:43:41,035
There are some...
686
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:43,746
advantages...
687
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,791
to you being a vampire.
688
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:52,713
John Henry Holliday,
you're not welcome in my home any more.
689
00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:54,465
Don't you do this.
690
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,884
No. You did this.
691
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:58,344
Not me.
692
00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:00,262
DOOR SLAMS SHUT
693
00:44:00,286 --> 00:44:08,286
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