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Oh, Grandpa, how are
you coming with your radio?
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Well, I've just
about got it fixed.
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Where did you get the parts?
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Well, I'll tell you, I found these
old tubes down in the dungeon.
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That should do it.
Now I'll turn it on.
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We interrupt this program
to bring you a news bulletin.
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The city of Rome
burned last night.
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Emperor Nero was
unavailable for comment.
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It was rumored he
was fiddling at the time.
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Unidentified sources
close to the emperor...
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There.
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Boy, are those tubes
old. I'll turn it on later.
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Find out who won the daily
double in the chariot races.
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Hey, Mom, has Pop come home yet?
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Not yet, dear. Sometimes your father
has an awful time flagging down a taxi.
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Eddie, this is the third time you've
asked. It must be very important.
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Eddie, is there something your
dear old Grandpa can do for you?
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No, Grandpa. I've
got to talk to Pop.
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Hi, everyone.
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Hello, dear.
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I'm glad you are home.
Eddie wants to talk to you.
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He seems to have
a problem. Problem?
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My son, who has inherited
my personality, my good looks...
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and my talent, has a problem?
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Yes, besides the ones
you just mentioned.
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Very un-humorous, Grandpa.
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Now, Son, what is
your little problem?
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Well, I...
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Come on, you can
tell your old dad.
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Could I whisper it
to you in private?
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You want to whisper it to
me in private? I guess so.
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They just fired on Fort Sumter.
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Eddie, what on earth happened?
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Search me. I just told Papa
I wanted a baby brother.
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Is he feeling any better, Lily?
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Grandpa, more ice.
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Herman, you're all tense.
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Tense? My nerves
are so tight, every time I
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scratch my ear, my
leg goes up in the air.
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A baby brother? Gee.
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I have it all figured out why
Eddie wants a baby brother.
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You see, it's only natural for
a child to want companionship.
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Back home I had a whole mausoleum
full of brothers and sisters to play with.
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If it is just a matter of
companionship, I can take care of that.
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I'll become a pal to my son.
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Herman, what about
the age difference?
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Do you think it would work?
Of course it would work.
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The key to the whole
thing is to think as a child.
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And for me that comes very easy.
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I'll show you.
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In no time at all...
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Eddie will have forgotten all about
wanting to have a baby brother.
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Olly, olly, outs in free.
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What happened?
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Herman is practicing
to be a child.
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Practicing?
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That's like Brigitte Bardot
practicing to be a girl.
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Eddie.
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Eddie, it's your old buddy. Pop.
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Hiya, pal.
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How are you, old pal? Old pal?
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Well...
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look what we have here.
Your model airplane.
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Say, I know.
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I'll be the pilot and you
be the man at control tower.
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How about that? Doesn't
that sound like neat fun?
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Sure, Pop. If you say so.
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Pilot to control tower,
ready to take off.
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Eddie, you're supposed to
say "Roger, wilco and out."
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Come on, say it.
Roger, wilco and out.
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Pilot to control tower.
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I'm taking off.
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Now look what
you did. You lost it.
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Now, Eddie, I'm sure it's not lost.
Let's go right downstairs and get it.
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Gee, now you
wrecked my airplane.
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But, Son, don't you understand?
I'm trying to be a buddy to you.
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A real friend.
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If you want to be a friend, would
you do just one thing for me?
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Anything you say.
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Give me a baby
brother to play with.
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Hi, Herman.
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Herman?
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Hi, Grandpa.
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Herman, what's the matter?
You look like a zombie.
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Thank you, but flattery is
not going to cheer me up.
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What's wrong? What's
wrong? Eddie's what's wrong.
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He won't give up. He insists
that I get him a baby brother.
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So I'm just going to
have to talk to Lily about it.
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Just like that, you're
going to talk to Lily...
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about getting a baby
brother for Eddie.
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I think it's a good idea
if I let her in on it, too.
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Herman, a situation like this
requires delicate handling.
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Be subtle.
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Go and get out some
of Eddie's baby things.
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When Lily sees them, she will
fondly recall Eddie as a baby.
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And she will suggest to you...
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about enlarging your family.
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Grandpa, you're a
thinking man's father-in-law.
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That's just what
I'm going to do.
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I'm going to go up the attic
and get out Eddie's baby things.
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I couldn't find any of Eddie's baby
things so I got my own out instead.
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But I guess they'll do
just as well with Lily.
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What do you know?
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My old teething ring.
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My first pair of booties.
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And lookie, my favorite blocks.
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And my baby bonnet.
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I wonder if it still fits.
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And my old rattle.
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I was afraid of this.
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It took 151 years.
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But it finally happened.
Well, what's that, Aunt Lily?
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Herman is in his
second childhood.
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Oh, my, I didn't think Eddie's
airplane hit him that hard on the head.
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I'll take care of this.
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Herman Munster,
what are you doing?
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What am I doing?
Don't you get the picture?
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I get the picture.
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I get the picture of you being
hauled off to the flaky farm.
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That's not the picture at all.
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I'm just giving you
a subtle hint that
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Eddie wants a new
baby brother to play with.
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Herman, let's be
logical about this.
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All right, let's be logical.
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I can't be logical when you're
wearing that stupid bonnet.
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Sorry, dear.
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There.
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First of all, Eddie
is nine years old.
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I'll go along with that.
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If we had a baby now, by
the time it was 9 years old...
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how old would Eddie be?
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How old would Eddie
be? Well, he'd be...
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He'd be about...
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He'd be almost...
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There's only one answer, isn't
there? Yes, dear, he'd be 18.
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I'll accept that answer.
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Now, by the time the
new baby was 18...
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Eddie would be 27 years old.
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Now, you see how it would
be? Lily, you know, you're right.
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Why would an old man like
Eddie want to play with a little kid?
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Well, that's not exactly what
I meant, but you get the idea.
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Wait a minute, Lily. I
have the solution. What?
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You and I will have
a 9-year-old baby...
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and get a head start
on the whole thing.
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Herman...
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you are impossible and childish.
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Lily, don't you call me that
or I'll hit you with my rattle.
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Herman, come here.
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Grandpa, your idea did not work.
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Lily didn't take
the hint at all.
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I figured you'd goof it up, so I've been
working on a solution to your problem.
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Come on down here.
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Shucks, Grandpa, what
solution could you have?
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Herman, I've solved the problem of
what Eddie's going to play with. Sit down.
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I've been down here in the
lab all night working on it.
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Oh yeah? What did you
come up with? A yo-yo?
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A beanbag? A pogo stick?
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Just sit there. I'll show you.
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Voilà!
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Boris?
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Boris, say hello
to your new daddy.
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Why, Grandpa, he's beautiful.
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Hi, little fellow.
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Grandpa, you are the greatest.
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Son-in-law, that's the first thing
you've said in years that I agree with.
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Aren't you two
having fun together?
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Isn't it heartwarming to see such
a wonderful friendship developing?
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Having fun, Boris?
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It's real neat playing
with this construction set.
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If we lose one of the parts,
we can borrow one of Boris'.
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Hi, everyone! Daddy's home!
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Hi, Uncle Herman.
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How's everything down at
the parlor, dear? Not bad.
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It was my turn to drive the Go-Go Wagon,
so I was out in the field most of the day.
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Certainly was good to
get back to a stuffy office.
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Thank you, Boris.
Thank you very much.
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Sweet little fellow.
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Yes, he was such a help
around the house today.
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You know, at lunch, he opened
all the tin cans with his teeth.
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Good boy.
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Marilyn, it's about time we
thought about getting dinner.
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What are we having, dear?
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Herman, I heard about a new TV
dinner today. How does that sound to you?
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Sounds okay. TV dinner.
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But wouldn't the dials and
the tubes be pretty lumpy?
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Come on, Marilyn.
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Son, how are you?
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I'm okay, I guess.
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Oh, and hi, Grandpa.
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How are you, old chum,
old pal, old buddy, old friend?
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You don't have to lay it on.
You can have the comics.
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Thank you, Boris.
Thank you very much.
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Son, are you having fun playing
with your new little baby brother?
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Yeah, it's real
neat. That's nice.
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Thank you.
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00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,456
Thank you very much.
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I must say, you certainly are a very
thoughtful and considerate little fellow.
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Good boy.
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You know, Edward, your new
little baby brother certainly is polite.
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Yeah, he sure is.
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This is a delicious
dinner, Aunt Lily.
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Thank you. I thought Chinese
food would be good for a change.
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More fillet of dragon, Grandpa?
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Thank you. Goes
good on a chilly day.
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Edward, you haven't eaten one
thing on your plate, young man.
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I don't feel like eating.
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Maybe he doesn't feel well.
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He isn't green around
the gills like he usually is.
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Nonsense. Eddie,
you clean your plate.
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Look at Boris.
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He cleaned everything off
his plate like a good little boy.
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He even ate his spinach.
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He knows the value
of iron in his system.
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And stop picking at your food...
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and sit up straight like Boris.
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Boris, Boris, Boris!
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Boris, Boris, Boris!
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I don't want to play.
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I said I don't want to play.
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Eddie, that was uncalled for.
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Now you march upstairs
and put your jammies on.
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Boy, everybody hates me.
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Just for that you can't take your
cold-water bottle to bed with you tonight.
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Hi, Boris.
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What?
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You want me to read
you a bedtime story?
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Amazing how we
understand each other.
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I guess...
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the old wheels up here
are really synchronized.
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All right, come on, get up on
your old Uncle Hermie's lap.
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There we go.
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Now...
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which one do you
want me to read first?
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This one.
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"Goldilocks and
the Three Bears."
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Good, that's my
favorite one, too.
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I can hardly wait until they make
it into a movie with Doris Day.
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"Once upon a time...
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"and right in the
middle of the forest...
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"Goldilocks found this great big
house and she decided to go inside."
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Boy, this is neat,
isn't it, Boris?
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"And then the
middle-size bear said:
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"'Who's been
sleeping in my bed?"
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00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:18,079
"And then the
teeny-weeny-weeny tiny bear said:
245
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,316
"'Who's been
sleeping in my bed?"
246
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,158
"And then they
all went into the..."
247
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,631
The poor little tyke
is sound asleep.
248
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,431
That's quite understandable, Herman.
He's been pretty wound up all day.
249
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,002
Oh, Herman.
250
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:41,912
Herman, Eddie isn't in his room. I
sent him up to bed but he's not there.
251
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,214
What? Eddie's gone? He can't be!
252
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,485
Sorry, Boris. I didn't
mean to wake you.
253
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,459
Marilyn even looked in the attic,
and he's not hanging from the rafters.
254
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,318
Quick, Grandpa, you go that way.
255
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,228
Lily, you go that way
and I'll go this way.
256
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,996
Herman, will you relax?
257
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:10,533
Come with me, we'll find him. We
just have to go about it the right way.
258
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:15,915
Herman, it's your fault. You hurt Eddie's
feelings and now he's run away from home.
259
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,005
But, Lily...
260
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:20,485
Uncle Herman, he's not in the
house. I've looked everywhere.
261
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:25,852
Spot's the one who can find
Eddie. Here, give me Eddie's jacket.
262
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:31,653
If anyone can sniff like
a bloodhound, it's Spot.
263
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,123
Are you there, Spotty?
264
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,528
Good boy.
265
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,839
Now, Spotty, here's
what I want you to do...
266
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:44,143
I want you to sniff this
coat and lead us to Eddie.
267
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,882
With a sniffer like
that, he can't miss.
268
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,882
Go find Eddie, Spot. Go fetch.
269
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,831
I think Spot's
found him. Let's go.
270
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,974
There he is.
271
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,678
Eddie, my baby.
272
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:22,010
Lily, I'll get him.
273
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:26,409
Down, Spot. Good boy.
274
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:32,582
Eddie, what are you doing up in
that tree? Come down here this instant.
275
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,001
I won't. I'm going
to stay up here till I
276
00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:37,493
croak, 'cause nobody
loves me, nobody cares.
277
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,696
Eddie, we all love you.
278
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,500
We love you from the
bottom of your little hoofs...
279
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,799
to the top of your
little pointed ears.
280
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,403
Eddie, we all love
you very much.
281
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,902
But Pop likes Boris better. I saw
him reading him stories and stuff.
282
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,544
That's right. I was, Son.
283
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:57,140
But I was merely trying to repay
a kindness that he did to me.
284
00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:00,510
After all, he got my
newspapers, my footstool and...
285
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:03,556
I was just trying to be
considerate to him in return.
286
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,124
That's a lesson I learned years
ago in an old Andy Hardy picture.
287
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:10,556
Come, Son.
288
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,936
Boy, Pop, I'm sorry I misunderstood
you, but you love me, don't you?
289
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,968
Of course he does, Eddie.
290
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:23,441
It's just that sometimes your
father is too stupid to show it.
291
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,411
Thank you, Grandpa.
292
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:37,652
Eddie, your little beddy-bye will
feel good. I changed the lining today.
293
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,957
Now Boris is gone.
294
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,830
Boris.
295
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,070
Boris.
296
00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:57,337
Boris, wait. Wait,
Boris, don't go!
297
00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:59,976
Be a good boy, stay right here.
298
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:04,879
He certainly looks like he was
serious about running away.
299
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:08,250
Boy, you ain't kidding, look
at this. He took his oilcan...
300
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,016
and his wrench with him.
301
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:13,617
Boris, how could you do
this to your own family?
302
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,184
How could you leave
your happy, happy home?
303
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:25,061
You thought that you were
responsible for Eddie leaving home?
304
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:28,770
But you weren't, Boris.
It was all my own fault.
305
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:33,073
I was acting like a real dope. Please
don't run away. You won't, will you?
306
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:39,642
You know something? You're the
greatest playmate a guy could ever have.
307
00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:44,914
See, he thinks you are one, too.
308
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,266
"Dear Mrs. Munster...
309
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:07,176
"I want to thank you all for sending me
to live with Uncle Garret and Aunt Minah...
310
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,647
"on their lovely
ranch in Death Valley.
311
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:14,617
"I'm looking forward to visiting
Eddie and all of you on vacations.
312
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,822
"Signed, your
loving robot, Boris."
313
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,454
Isn't that a sweet letter?
314
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,924
Yeah. You know, he
writes pretty good...
315
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:25,464
for a kid I slapped together
in a couple of hours.
316
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:29,329
I guess it was for the best
we sent him to our relatives.
317
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:33,595
Especially since the second grade wouldn't
accept him without a birth certificate.
318
00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:36,836
Someday all those petty
prejudices will be gone.
319
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:42,244
I only hope little Eddie will be happy
without his little mechanical brother.
320
00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:46,849
That will probably
take a little time.
321
00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:52,647
Boy, you're a real neat kid. Since
I met you, I hardly miss Boris at all.
322
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:54,720
I like you, too, Eddie.
323
00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:58,995
You climb trees and catch bugs
and look for caterpillars, everything.
324
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,360
Yeah, the ickier, the better.
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