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Hey, honey.
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What are you doing?
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Coloring.
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Gotta be honest
with you.
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A little disturbing.
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Kirby left them.
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It's actually pretty relaxing.
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Is that so?
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Yeah.
You should try it.
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It may take the edge off
during your lady time.
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Well, thank you for the tip,
but you have your little fun,
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and then maybe later you can
climb up into your tree house,
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and I'll bring you a juice box.
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Make your jokes,
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but you don't know
what you're missing.
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Okay, I want in.
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Give me the, uh,
orange one.
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No, I'm using it.
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No, you're not.
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I will be in a second.
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Doug, I have a bunny here
with a carrot.
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So?
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So I need
the orange one.
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Use brown.
Give the bunny a cigar.
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No. I need it!
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Tough!
Doug, give it to me.
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No. No!
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Oh, my God, give it to me.
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No!
Give it to me.
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Dad!
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You're such a baby.
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So how have you guys been?
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I feel like I haven't seen you
in, like, forever.
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You know, good.
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Busy with the kids,
school, play dates.
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Kirby's got his
baton-twirling class.
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Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
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I miss our regular
Saturday night thing.
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You know, we gotta
get that thing
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back up and running again.
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How 'bout
next Saturday?
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Yeah.
Yeah, um...
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That's actually
not real good for us.
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All right, so we'll do it
the next Saturday.
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Dinner and a movie?
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You know, that's not
gonna work for us either.
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Okay, um, did we do something
to tick you guys off?
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Was it because we smiled
when you told us
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about Kirby's
baton-twirling classes?
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'Cause we were smiling
like "That's awesome!"
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Wait, it's not you,
it's just, uh...
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We met another couple.
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What?
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The thing is that
they live in our building.
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The kids are the same age.
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Saturday afternoon
the kids play together,
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then at night
we all hang out,
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and we don't have
to get a sitter.
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It's kind of become
a regular thing.
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We didn't mean
for this to happen.
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It just... did.
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All right. Hey, man,
good for you guys.
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Yeah. I mean,
they got kids, you got kids.
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We could still hang out.
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Yeah. We could do brunch.
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Whatever.
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Come on, man,
don't be like that.
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Don't worry
about us, okay?
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We got tons of friends.
Yeah. Tons.
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Well, that's good.
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Yeah, it is good.
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I hate Saturday nights.
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What do you think
Deacon and Kelly
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are doing right now?
Doug, don't.
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I'm just saying,
it's been 3 weeks, Carrie.
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When does it stop hurting?
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I don't know, baby.
I don't know.
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I can't believe there
are no other couples
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to hang out with.
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We could always
call Neal and Marcy.
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Neal and Marcy.
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Are you crazy?
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I'm just saying they loved us. Yeah.
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Too much. They named their cats
after us, for God's sake.
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Those cats are dead by now.
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At least Carrie is.
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She got pregnant
like 30 times.
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We are not calling
Neal and Marcy, okay?
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Yeah, you're right.
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I'm gonna go to bed.
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Right behind you.
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I'm just gonna clean up here
a little bit.
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Okay.
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Hello? Hello?
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Who is this?
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Hello?
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What are you doing?
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Just checking the time.
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Seven-oh-eight.
Good job, buddy.
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You were calling
Deacon and Kelly again.
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I just wanted to hear
what was going on over there.
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Oh, my God, you're pathetic.
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What was going on
over there?
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I don't know,
but it sounded like
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the best time
four people ever had.
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Damn it.
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You know what? Screw them.
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And screw us
for being such losers.
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You know what we gotta do?
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We gotta get off our butts,
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get out there and find
a replacement couple
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for Deacon and Kelly.
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I don't know.
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I don't think we're ready yet.
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Of course we're ready.
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Come on, we're nice,
we're funny, we're smart.
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Any other couple
would be lucky to have us.
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You know, you're right.
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Who cares what
Deacon and Kelly think?
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We're a catch!
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Yes, we are. So you know
what we're gonna do?
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We're gonna shower, shave,
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pop that thing on your lip,
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and we're gonna
get us a new couple.
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I just say we cut
our losses and go.
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All right? This obviously
isn't the right store.
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Doug, we were just in
the wrong department, okay?
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You don't meet a lot
of nice couples in lumber.
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We know that now.
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The paint department.
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Now, this is a virtual
meat market.
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Yeah, well, what are we
looking for this time?
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I mean, do we necessarily
have to go black?
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Can we go back?
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I don't care if they're black,
white, or purple,
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as long as they're nice.
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Hey.
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How 'bout them?
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Hm. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Okay, I'll give them
a tumble.
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All right.
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Let's make our move.
It's magic time.
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Hey, hon, look at
that color, right there.
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Look at that.
That is nice, huh?
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Yeah, that is nice.
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Wow, that Dutch boy
knows his way
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around a can of paint.
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You know what
I'm sayin'?
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Yeah.
Great variety.
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The best.
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Hey, you guys wanna
get outta here? Catch a movie?
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What?
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Just grab some dinner.
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Maybe go to
an Olive Garden.
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There's one
by the theater.
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Um, we actually
have plans.
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Oh. No biggie.
Okay. Not a problem.
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Take care now.
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The walk of shame.
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What the hell
was that?
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Do you know that you have
no rap whatsoever?
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All right, I'm a little
out of practice.
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But in my defense,
they had plans.
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Yeah, plans to get
a restraining order.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey.
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Okay, now, I see
some talent over there.
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Now, this time,
you just follow my lead.
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Okay, but don't invite 'em
to the Olive Garden.
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That's my thing.
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Carly? Alex?
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No.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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You look like friends
of ours from the, um-
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From the dog park.
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Oh, you have a dog?
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Five.
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So do you have a dog?
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A beagle.
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Oh...
Oh...
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We're Doug and Carrie,
by the way.
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Brigitte and Jon.
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Brigitte?
Oh, my God,
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that was my
mother's name!
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Mine too.
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Wow. Small world, huh?
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Yes. Yes.
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Anyway, it was nice
meeting you.
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Okay.
You too.
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Okay.
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Oh, Doug, did you get
those Norah Jones tickets
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for next weekend?
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Yes. Yeah, yeah,
yeah I did.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah. Norah Jones.
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Yeah, she's great.
Yeah.
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Yeah, we've seen her.
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Oh, yeah?
She is great.
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We love her.
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So do our moms.
They do.
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Anyway, here's
a crazy thought.
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Uh, we have
two extra tickets
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if you guys
are interested.
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Okay. That sounds
like fun.
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All right. Well, let me
just get your number.
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Great.
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We'll call you.
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Here you go.
Just call us.
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I will.
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Don't call after 10.
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I don't wanna wake the kids.
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Oh, right-o.
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Okay.
Bye.
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Damn it! Kids!
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Well, this has been
a huge waste of time.
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Well, maybe not.
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What about them?
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Them? I mean, are we really
that desperate?
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Attention, shoppers,
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the store will be closing
in 10 minutes.
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I can't believe
we went out with them.
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What were we thinking?
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I don't know.
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The karaoke, the Jell-O shots,
the line dancing.
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I've never felt
so dirty.
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Did I really
get up there and sing
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You Don't Bring Me Flowers
with Peggy?
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Twice.
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And once with her
on your shoulders.
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I need a shower.
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And I need this tattoo
to be temporary.
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Doug, we can't
give up, okay?
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We've gotta get
back out there.
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What the hell is that,
a turtle biting an apple?
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Okay, look...
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we've hit rock bottom.
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Now, I'm gonna throw
two names out at you, okay?
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Neal and Marcy.
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No, no, no,
no, no, no.
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No, you were right.
They're brutal.
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Neal's always making
those stupid toasts,
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and Marcy's laughing
like a mental patient
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at everything he says.
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Yeah, but we haven't seen them
in a long time.
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Maybe they've changed.
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To us.
Not the magazine,
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but what the heck,
that too. Right?
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It's so funny.
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Neal and I were just
talking about you guys,
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and then we got home,
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and there's your message
on our machine.
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We couldn't believe
it was you.
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We must have listened
to it 20 times.
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So, what have
you guys been up to?
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Well, uh,
the big news is
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Marcy and I have
a new addition to the family.
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A baby?
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No.
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You know
Neal is sterile.
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Oh, come on, show 'em
the picture, honey.
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You have a picture
of Neal being sterile?
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Of course not, silly.
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I am silly.
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00:11:18,439 --> 00:11:20,106
Is that a boat?
264
00:11:20,107 --> 00:11:23,175
Yes, it is. Thirty-five feet
of seafaring fun!
265
00:11:23,176 --> 00:11:26,746
Whoa, the envelope business
has been good to you, huh?
266
00:11:26,747 --> 00:11:28,514
Well, let's just say-
Oh, Neal, don't.
267
00:11:28,515 --> 00:11:30,916
- envelopes have
my stamp of approval.
268
00:11:32,253 --> 00:11:35,321
Oh, ha-ha, yeah.
269
00:11:35,322 --> 00:11:36,405
Oh, my God!
270
00:11:36,406 --> 00:11:38,491
You have to come out
on the boat with us.
271
00:11:38,492 --> 00:11:40,260
You must!
272
00:11:40,261 --> 00:11:41,010
Must we?
273
00:11:41,011 --> 00:11:42,478
No, no, no.
You see, the thing is-
274
00:11:42,479 --> 00:11:43,963
Oh, honey, look.
275
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:44,947
It's the Koehlers.
276
00:11:44,948 --> 00:11:46,615
Hey. Hey, Marc, Renee.
Hi, strangers.
277
00:11:46,616 --> 00:11:48,017
Hey.
278
00:11:48,018 --> 00:11:49,719
Doug, Carrie,
this is Marc and Renee.
279
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:50,903
We were in
a book club together
280
00:11:50,904 --> 00:11:52,939
about a million years ago.
281
00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:53,923
Ugh, that book club!
282
00:11:53,924 --> 00:11:55,124
God, what were
we thinking?
283
00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:56,526
That was deadly.
Deadly.
284
00:11:56,527 --> 00:11:59,646
The bottom line
is books suck.
285
00:11:59,647 --> 00:12:01,647
Wow. I'm glad somebody
286
00:12:01,648 --> 00:12:03,316
finally had the guts
to say it out loud.
287
00:12:03,317 --> 00:12:05,401
You know what? I'll go you
one further than that.
288
00:12:05,402 --> 00:12:07,487
overrated.
289
00:12:07,488 --> 00:12:09,455
I mean, God gave us
the miracle of television.
290
00:12:09,456 --> 00:12:10,823
Who are we
to question his plan?
291
00:12:10,824 --> 00:12:12,792
Exactly.
292
00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:14,844
All Marcy and I ever watch
is The History Channel.
293
00:12:14,845 --> 00:12:16,946
It's very informative.
294
00:12:19,366 --> 00:12:20,733
Anyway...
295
00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:22,585
I love that jacket.
296
00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:24,087
Oh, thanks. I got it
at Bloomingdale's.
297
00:12:24,088 --> 00:12:26,356
But, you know, that sales guy,
he has a real attitude.
298
00:12:26,357 --> 00:12:27,757
If I hadn't
wanted this so badly,
299
00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:30,343
I would have fed him
his own toupee.
300
00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:31,911
I think I met
the same salesman.
301
00:12:31,912 --> 00:12:33,813
I've wanted to smack him
myself a few times.
302
00:12:33,814 --> 00:12:35,148
Yeah?
Yeah.
303
00:12:35,149 --> 00:12:36,215
We gotta run.
We gotta run.
304
00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:37,617
It was nice meeting you.
Yeah.
305
00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:38,651
Oh, hey, listen.
306
00:12:38,652 --> 00:12:40,787
You gotta try
the rib eye special.
307
00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:42,372
They wrap it in bacon,
308
00:12:42,373 --> 00:12:44,774
and then they cook it
in butter. Oh.
309
00:12:44,775 --> 00:12:46,526
I'd eat my own foot
if it was wrapped in bacon
310
00:12:46,527 --> 00:12:48,161
and cooked in butter.
We'll see you.
311
00:12:48,162 --> 00:12:49,495
All right.
Bye.
312
00:12:50,697 --> 00:12:51,930
So we gotta figure out
313
00:12:51,931 --> 00:12:54,066
how to get these landlubbers
out on the boat.
314
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:55,585
Oh, we have to.
315
00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:56,503
Yeah.
Just have to.
316
00:12:56,504 --> 00:12:57,804
Well, let's do it.
Oh, boy.
317
00:12:57,805 --> 00:12:58,805
Let's put it
together.
318
00:12:58,806 --> 00:13:00,673
Captain Neal
is so cute in his hat.
319
00:13:00,674 --> 00:13:01,741
It's a good time.
320
00:13:06,714 --> 00:13:08,447
He hates books, Carrie.
321
00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:10,016
How great is that?
322
00:13:10,017 --> 00:13:13,186
I know. And did you see
the shoes she was wearing?
323
00:13:13,187 --> 00:13:14,971
Yah!
Ah!
324
00:13:14,972 --> 00:13:18,808
And we both wanna smack
obnoxious salesmen.
325
00:13:18,809 --> 00:13:20,142
Honey, we found them.
326
00:13:20,143 --> 00:13:22,946
We found our couple, baby!
327
00:13:22,947 --> 00:13:24,147
Next Saturday night,
328
00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:25,731
we go out with them. Agreed?
329
00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:27,216
Absolutely agreed.
330
00:13:28,702 --> 00:13:31,103
Never thought going out with
Neal and Marcy would be good.
331
00:13:31,104 --> 00:13:33,305
If we never would have,
we wouldn't have met-
332
00:13:34,825 --> 00:13:36,659
Um...
333
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,128
Oh, my God!
334
00:13:39,129 --> 00:13:40,980
Do you remember
their names?
335
00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:42,247
Crap.
336
00:13:42,716 --> 00:13:44,767
I wanna say...
337
00:13:44,768 --> 00:13:46,902
Helen and Stanley.
338
00:13:48,505 --> 00:13:51,440
Those are The Ropers!
339
00:13:51,441 --> 00:13:53,726
Why didn't you
pay attention?
340
00:13:53,727 --> 00:13:54,594
I was lost in his eyes!
341
00:13:54,595 --> 00:13:56,596
Why didn't you pay attention?
342
00:13:56,597 --> 00:13:58,431
Oh, I was lost in her shoes.
343
00:13:59,716 --> 00:14:01,267
Well, now what
are we gonna do?
344
00:14:01,268 --> 00:14:03,669
I guess we're just gonna
have to get their names
345
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:06,072
from Neal and Marcy.
346
00:14:06,073 --> 00:14:07,623
Oh, sure.
I'll just call and say,
347
00:14:07,624 --> 00:14:09,759
"Hey, um, you two sicken us,
348
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,162
but can we get the names
and number of your friends?"
349
00:14:13,163 --> 00:14:16,249
If you think it'll work,
I'm on board.
350
00:14:18,202 --> 00:14:21,137
Hey, a toast
to friends.
351
00:14:21,138 --> 00:14:22,171
Not the show.
352
00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:23,790
Ah, what the heck,
that too.
353
00:14:27,394 --> 00:14:28,577
Oh, Carrie,
354
00:14:28,578 --> 00:14:33,049
that bacon-wrapped
rib eye was incredible.
355
00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:34,150
Oh, thank you.
356
00:14:34,151 --> 00:14:37,804
I don't know
where I got that idea.
357
00:14:37,805 --> 00:14:38,805
I think I do.
358
00:14:38,806 --> 00:14:42,642
Uh, God, who was talking
about rib eye...
359
00:14:42,643 --> 00:14:44,610
wrapped in bacon recently?
360
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:48,764
It was in Cooper's.
361
00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:53,335
Ah, he said,
"Try the rib eye special. "
362
00:14:55,623 --> 00:14:56,605
It was a couple.
363
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:04,513
There were two of 'em.
364
00:15:05,899 --> 00:15:07,600
Oh, I know!
365
00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:11,671
Um, Neal and Marcy's friends
from the book club.
366
00:15:11,672 --> 00:15:14,107
Yes! Neal and Marcy's friends
from the book club.
367
00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:16,592
Oh, my god!
What were their names?
368
00:15:16,593 --> 00:15:18,011
Uh, Marc and Renee.
369
00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:19,846
Marc and Renee,
of course.
370
00:15:19,847 --> 00:15:21,214
Oh, God.
371
00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:26,486
What- What ya writing,
Care-Care?
372
00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:29,054
Oh, um, just a shopping list
for Costco.
373
00:15:29,055 --> 00:15:30,623
I gotta remember
to pick up a bag of,
374
00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:32,858
um, Nestle miniatures.
375
00:15:32,859 --> 00:15:34,827
Oh.
Yeah.
376
00:15:34,828 --> 00:15:37,029
Don't get miniatures,
get the regular size.
377
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:43,369
So Marc and Renee.
378
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:45,872
What characters, huh?
379
00:15:45,873 --> 00:15:47,623
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
380
00:15:47,624 --> 00:15:48,641
I, uh, I don't envy Marc,
381
00:15:48,642 --> 00:15:51,294
growing up with a last name
like that, huh?
382
00:15:51,295 --> 00:15:52,545
Why?
383
00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:53,963
Well, you just know
how kids tease.
384
00:15:53,964 --> 00:15:56,866
I mean, they can be merciless,
you know.
385
00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:59,385
Especially when they get
a name like that.
386
00:15:59,386 --> 00:16:00,770
Ahem. Koehler?
387
00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:02,021
Yeah.
388
00:16:04,141 --> 00:16:05,458
You kidding me?
389
00:16:05,459 --> 00:16:08,127
"Koehler, Koehler...
390
00:16:08,128 --> 00:16:11,397
has an impacted molar. "
391
00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:13,649
Yeah.
392
00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:15,184
I'll be right back.
I got to get some more-
393
00:16:18,972 --> 00:16:21,240
So, Doug, are
those curtains new?
394
00:16:26,714 --> 00:16:28,147
Sorry about that.
395
00:16:28,148 --> 00:16:30,550
No, it's okay. I was just
wondering if the curtains-
396
00:16:34,621 --> 00:16:35,888
Oh.
397
00:16:35,889 --> 00:16:37,256
You all right?
Yeah.
398
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:39,025
It's just I've been
working the late shift
399
00:16:39,026 --> 00:16:41,728
and tomorrow I gotta get up
at, like, 5 a. m.
400
00:16:41,729 --> 00:16:43,563
We don't wanna
keep you up.
401
00:16:43,564 --> 00:16:45,664
Great. That's great.
402
00:16:45,665 --> 00:16:48,134
Um, okay, well, we should
really say good night to-
403
00:16:51,939 --> 00:16:53,239
Well, you know,
we'd love to-
404
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,240
Yeah, I'll tell her.
405
00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:56,409
- have the two
of you over.
406
00:17:04,468 --> 00:17:05,952
Are they gone?
407
00:17:05,953 --> 00:17:07,620
Yep. I yawned them
right into the street.
408
00:17:07,621 --> 00:17:10,639
Doug, the Koehlers aren't
listed in the phone book.
409
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,375
We need them!
410
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:13,626
Are you kidding me?
411
00:17:13,627 --> 00:17:15,294
No, I'm not kidding you.
I wish I were.
412
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,745
Oh, God.
They probably got unlisted
413
00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:21,083
because Neal and Marcy
drove 'em away.
414
00:17:22,452 --> 00:17:24,453
They're so crazy.
Now what are we gonna do?
415
00:17:24,454 --> 00:17:27,890
I hate them!
They ruined our lives!
416
00:17:27,891 --> 00:17:30,493
Now we're never gonna
find the Koehlers.
417
00:17:31,861 --> 00:17:32,995
Yeah.
418
00:17:32,996 --> 00:17:34,763
Here we are,
419
00:17:34,764 --> 00:17:36,465
back on the couch.
420
00:17:39,653 --> 00:17:41,837
Maybe it's not so bad
us not finding
421
00:17:41,838 --> 00:17:43,973
another couple
to hang out with, you know?
422
00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:46,776
Just the two of us,
is that so terrible?
423
00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:48,611
It's like that poem,
424
00:17:48,612 --> 00:17:52,848
Grow old with me
The best is yet to be
425
00:18:01,391 --> 00:18:02,675
Okay. Come on.
426
00:18:02,676 --> 00:18:04,777
We're looking for
an address book, a PalmPilot,
427
00:18:04,778 --> 00:18:06,979
a matchbook with the Koehler"
phone number on it-
428
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,013
Anything!
429
00:18:09,483 --> 00:18:10,349
Whoop.
430
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,450
What? You got it?
431
00:18:11,451 --> 00:18:15,154
Nope, but somebody's
got eczema.
432
00:18:15,155 --> 00:18:16,405
Doug, stop it.
433
00:18:16,406 --> 00:18:18,557
I'm just saying
someone's got eczema.
434
00:18:20,828 --> 00:18:23,613
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
435
00:18:23,614 --> 00:18:25,697
Right, they're coming back.
They're coming back.
436
00:18:25,698 --> 00:18:27,116
As soon
as we're out on the ocean
437
00:18:27,117 --> 00:18:29,401
and they're doing boat crap,
let's get that number.
438
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,537
Hey!
Oh.
439
00:18:31,538 --> 00:18:32,738
Let me help you
with that.
440
00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:34,290
Hey, where's yours?
441
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,092
Oh, I thought the four of us
could share this.
442
00:18:36,093 --> 00:18:37,510
That was just-
I was just joking,
443
00:18:37,511 --> 00:18:40,046
'cause, you know, I'm fat.
444
00:18:40,047 --> 00:18:41,747
Doug, I care about you
too much
445
00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:44,350
to laugh
at your health issues.
446
00:18:44,351 --> 00:18:45,685
All right.
447
00:18:45,686 --> 00:18:47,486
Okay, well,
let's fire this baby up
448
00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:48,954
and get her out to sea.
449
00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:51,524
I wanna see
you guys in action.
450
00:18:51,525 --> 00:18:53,726
Oh, well, we won't
be going out.
451
00:18:53,727 --> 00:18:55,611
Huh? Why not?
452
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:59,047
Well, Neal failed his
boating license test again.
453
00:18:59,048 --> 00:19:01,016
I don't know what it is.
I know all the answers.
454
00:19:01,017 --> 00:19:02,151
I guess I just panic.
455
00:19:02,152 --> 00:19:04,086
Mm-hm. But that doesn't mean
456
00:19:04,087 --> 00:19:07,406
we can't still have fun
right here on the dock.
457
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,658
How do you figure?
458
00:19:08,659 --> 00:19:10,826
Even though Neal
doesn't have his license,
459
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:12,461
we do have...
460
00:19:12,462 --> 00:19:14,413
Adverbia!
461
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:15,548
The game of adverbs!
462
00:19:15,549 --> 00:19:18,384
Oh, it is the funnest
word game ever.
463
00:19:18,385 --> 00:19:19,852
Uh, yeah, hey,
you know, we'll play.
464
00:19:19,853 --> 00:19:21,454
We'll all play,
but then Neal, Marcy,
465
00:19:21,455 --> 00:19:24,056
you guys got to give me
a tour of this bucket first.
466
00:19:24,057 --> 00:19:25,307
Yes, you give him
a tour,
467
00:19:25,308 --> 00:19:27,343
and I am gonna bone up
on my Adverbia,
468
00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:29,411
because I plays
to win.
469
00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:37,336
Here's this is what's called
the main cabin.
470
00:19:37,337 --> 00:19:39,271
Uh, here is where
all the action is.
471
00:19:39,272 --> 00:19:40,973
Wow.
472
00:19:40,974 --> 00:19:43,392
Oh, Carrie, I found
the Adverbia-
473
00:19:44,945 --> 00:19:46,946
Uh, what are you
doing, Care-Care?
474
00:19:46,947 --> 00:19:48,247
Um...
475
00:19:48,248 --> 00:19:50,216
What's going on?
476
00:19:50,217 --> 00:19:52,601
Oh, my God,
she's robbing you.
477
00:19:55,372 --> 00:19:57,756
Honey, I thought
we beat this.
478
00:19:57,757 --> 00:20:00,392
We're gonna have
to move again.
479
00:20:01,227 --> 00:20:02,878
All right...
480
00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:05,581
the truth is,
I was looking for
481
00:20:05,582 --> 00:20:07,182
Marc and Renee's
phone number.
482
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:08,584
We really hit it
off with them,
483
00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:10,036
and we didn't wanna
ask you guys
484
00:20:10,037 --> 00:20:11,387
for their phone number
485
00:20:11,388 --> 00:20:13,706
because we thought
your feelings would get hurt.
486
00:20:13,707 --> 00:20:15,140
Please, please understand-
487
00:20:15,141 --> 00:20:17,643
Oh, no, we understand.
488
00:20:17,644 --> 00:20:19,878
You only pretended to like us
to get to the Koehlers.
489
00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:21,296
You prefer their
company to ours,
490
00:20:21,297 --> 00:20:22,548
and why wouldn't you?
491
00:20:22,549 --> 00:20:24,450
Because the Koehlers,
they're perfect.
492
00:20:24,451 --> 00:20:26,202
They're just perfect,
aren't they?
493
00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:28,287
Know what? You're not
gonna get to be with them,
494
00:20:28,288 --> 00:20:30,839
because now nobody's
gonna get their number.
495
00:20:42,635 --> 00:20:43,969
I got it, honey!
496
00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:57,984
Excuse me.
497
00:20:57,985 --> 00:20:59,268
Yeah.
498
00:20:59,269 --> 00:21:01,253
I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to ask you two to leave.
499
00:21:01,254 --> 00:21:03,722
Apparently, you've been making
some unwelcome advances
500
00:21:03,723 --> 00:21:04,923
to our other shoppers.
501
00:21:06,209 --> 00:21:08,010
You can't
make us leave.
502
00:21:08,011 --> 00:21:09,712
We're paying
customers.
503
00:21:09,713 --> 00:21:12,080
Yeah. I'm getting
drywall anchors, okay?
504
00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:13,716
So step off.
505
00:21:15,085 --> 00:21:16,051
I'm gonna need some backup
506
00:21:16,052 --> 00:21:17,586
in the paint department.
507
00:21:18,388 --> 00:21:19,388
Okay, you know what?
508
00:21:19,389 --> 00:21:20,890
Fine. Let's go, honey.
509
00:21:20,891 --> 00:21:23,058
It smells like
bacon in here.
510
00:21:26,696 --> 00:21:28,130
Wait a second,
do you, uh,
511
00:21:28,131 --> 00:21:31,066
and the missis happen
to like Norah Jones?
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