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[heavy guitar music]
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{\an8}[knocking on door]
Grace, wake up. I need you.
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{\an8}Kimberlyn, Lola,
rise and shine.
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Everybody, let's go downstairs.
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Now.
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I need at least
six hours of sleep
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to cover a brokered convention.
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I just took
a shit-ton of CBN.
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- I'm prime time tomorrow.
- Yeah.
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You guys just get
your beauty rest.
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It's only our democracy
at stake!
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Dick Braun went from
billionaire brainchild
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of crypto, running the world's
largest digital exchange,
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to a wanted fugitive.
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His company, Pygmy FX,
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valued at $52 billion,
is now bankrupt.
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The man, the legend,
Dick Braun joins us now live.
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[applause]
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Bryce, thank you
for having me.
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You know, I was napping
in my sleep sack,
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and the maid comes in.
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And I'm watching her,
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and I realized
the regulators, the SEC,
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they all have the IQ
of this woman
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who cannot figure out
how to use a fitted sheet.
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Why am I watching this
when I should be sleeping?
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Oh, no reason.
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I just figured we could
all use a little brush-up
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on Dick Braun since I just
found out he's the one
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who paid for the dirt
on Walker.
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What?
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I think he's
using his billions
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to meddle in the election
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and try to get
Hot White Guy elected.
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So, you know,
we need to stop him.
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What do you mean, found out?
Who told you?
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Okay, well,
even if this is true,
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at least he's not
the worst candidate.
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But what if he is?
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What if Hot White Guy
is the actual devil?
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I mean, we've been
giving this guy
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a free hall pass for months.
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Months!
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Now he might be
the Democratic nominee,
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and what do we actually
know about him?
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What do the American people
know about him?
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Fucking nothing.
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And that's on us.
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We failed.
- No, we didn't fail.
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I don't spend my time
vetting candidates
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polling in the single digits.
- Really?
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Really, there's nothing that
you wish you'd followed up on?
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- No. Um--
- Hmm?
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Maybe the car crash
in South Carolina.
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I still don't know who
the mystery woman is.
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My editor said there was no
there there, so I dropped it.
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We all dropped it.
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I mean, we liked him.
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Hell, even Lola liked him.
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The man held a baby.
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Okay, well, we still
have time to fix this.
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We gotta find out everything
we can about Hot White Guy.
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The roll call vote
is tomorrow night.
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Action Star's delegates
are up for grabs,
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so that means it's
basically a two-way tie
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between the Mayor and Walker,
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and the delegates
need to know the truth.
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You know what?
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That Ken Doll Mayor
is always bragging
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about his grassroots army
of online donors.
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I call bullshit.
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I don't usually say this,
but Lola is right.
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We should look
into all the angles.
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Okay,
I'm starting a group chain
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so we can share our reporting.
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{\an8}[phones buzzing, dinging]
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{\an8}All right.
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{\an8}I'm gonna scrub the shit out
of the Mayor's background.
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{\an8}Lola, follow the money.
- Yeah.
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Grace, follow the woman.
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Kimberlyn, follow up
with your GOP sources.
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The first person who
finds anything concrete,
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run with it.
- Calm down, Ben Bradley.
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Oh, OTR--
on the record, baby.
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- No, no, it's off the record.
- Okay. I know.
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I'm fucking with you.
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Okay.
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I'm ordering a pot of coffee.
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- Okay, look, Sadie--
- Huh?
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Do not beat yourself up
about this, okay?
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We're gonna figure it out,
but you gotta get some rest.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I'll be right up.
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[upbeat music]
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{\an8}[phone dings]
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{\an8}[phones dinging]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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[snoring]
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Hey, whoa.
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Hey, there she is.
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What time is it?
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Uh, almost 7:00.
Did you spend the night here?
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I, uh, I was working.
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Where are you headed?
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Catching an Acela home
to D.C.
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What about--
what about the vote?
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It's in, like,
less than 12 hours.
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I will catch
"The Sentinel's" needle
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with the rest of the civilians.
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I thought you were more
of a Delta Shuttle guy.
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Aw, you remembered.
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Do you--do you
really have to go?
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Ah, well, there's nothing
for me here, so.
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Oh.
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I mean, there's nothing
for me to do.
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Mm-hmm, right.
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You, on the other hand, you
got your hands full, you know?
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Busy speaking truth to power,
all that nonsense.
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Mm, nonsense, all of it.
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[sentimental music]
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I gotta figure out
my next move.
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Hey, you're gonna be
all right, McCarthy.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Come here.
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Mm-kay.
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♪ ♪
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I'm your host,
Mike Moriarty,
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{\an8}and today,
we've got a close one.
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{\an8}We're here
with Felicity Walker
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{\an8}and Hayden Wells Garrett,
neck and neck.
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Felicity...
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Lola, why does it smell like
a hippie's armpit in here?
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Oh, it's this Juniper
Palo Santo partnership.
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Why, you don't like it?
- Ugh.
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Can you hear me that, please?
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Okay, fine. What?
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I'll just burn it
while you're at work.
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Oh, no, that's not it, it's--
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I have an apartment here
and a doorman
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and a walk-in closet
and a husband.
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I should be home.
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Well, what about Sadie's
Hot White Guy assignment?
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I don't even think I'm gonna
be that much help with that.
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Weirdly, all of my
GOP sources like him.
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Ugh, proof that he's a
bad fucking dude, Kimberlyn.
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Hey, look.
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The second you guys
find something,
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I will shout it
from the rooftops, okay?
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I promise.
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I still don't want you
to leave.
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Look,
this has been super fun,
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but it's time for me
to face my life.
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So does that mean I have
to start packing up too?
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No, Liberty Direct is
paying for this room.
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You can say.
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Oh, thank God.
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[knock at door]
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Hello.
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[playful music]
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What?
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You said it was on Liberty.
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Hi, this is Sadie McCarthy
from "The Sentinel."
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You were on Parris Island
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with Hayden Wells Garrett, right?
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Would you be willing
to go on the record?
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Background? Anything?
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And you served
with the Mayor in Iraq.
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Would you be willing
to go on the record?
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[busy signal beeps]
Are you there?
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Hi, this is Sadie McCarthy
from "The Sentinel."
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We're a newspaper.
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And you served
with the Mayor in Iraq.
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Hayden Wells Garrett, he's--
he's running for president.
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[busy signal beeping]
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No, no, he's not--
he's not the president yet.
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He's running.
It's called a primary.
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Just--never mind. It's fine.
Thank you.
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[phone ringing]
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Sadie McCarthy.
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Declan Morales.
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Finally. Finally.
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Look, I know that Braun
is backing the Mayor,
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and I could tell that something
was up from his time in Iraq,
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but no one's giving me
anything usable.
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I need your help.
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I'm dropping you a pin.
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Meet me in an hour.
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[inquisitive music]
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♪ ♪
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{\an8}[phone dings]
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{\an8}[phone dings]
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{\an8}[phone dings]
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{\an8}[phone dings]
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I thought we said no phones.
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You are right. We did.
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I'm sorry.
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That's a bullshit rule.
What's going on?
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Nothing, just--just work.
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It's okay.
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Does anyone have anything
interesting to discuss?
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[sighs, clears throat]
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Well, I thought we'd see
a show this afternoon.
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- That's fun. What show?
- "The Lehman Trilogy."
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Oh, a three-hour play
about an investment bank?
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Sounds so fun.
[phone ringing]
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Uh, this is my editor,
literally two seconds.
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Walt, hi.
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Yes, well--well, I am
chasing something bigger.
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Yes, bigger than
a brokered convention.
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Just find me
a competent stringer
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that can handle
news of the day.
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Is that too much to ask?
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Thank you.
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Everyone enjoying
their pancakes?
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They're really fluffy.
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Maybe the Frick could be fun.
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Fuck the Frick.
What is happening?
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So much.
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So much is happening.
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The Democrats may have
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a Manchurian candidate
on their hands--
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or he's the one
pulling the strings.
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I don't know which.
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What I do know
is that if I cannot find
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a competent stringer who can
handle the bullshit news,
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I will never nail this story.
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- Maybe I could help.
- No, Annie.
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I'm serious.
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Before I destroyed my life
by dropping out of school
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and following a sociopath,
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I was getting an A
in New Journalism.
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You were taking
New Journalism?
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You were getting an A?
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Do you know the difference
between background
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and deep background?
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Hey.
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Hi.
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How long you been
standing there?
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Not long.
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Can I, um...
- Yeah.
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I thought you were staying
at the hotel tonight.
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Yeah, I was.
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Then I missed my bed.
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I missed you.
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[sentimental music]
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[sighs]
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Well, thank God.
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I don't mean
to sound ungrateful,
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but everything but "the"
and "and" is redacted.
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Everything you need to take
down the Mayor is in there--
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and here.
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Off the record?
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Always.
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I told the Mayor things,
personal things.
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I actually thought he was the
most decent man I'd ever met.
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Everyone thought that.
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That's why Dick Braun
handpicked him.
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00:10:31,874 --> 00:10:34,510
But then why would Braun pay
260
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to dig up dirt
on his own horse?
261
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What better way to have
leverage over a candidate
262
00:10:38,948 --> 00:10:42,318
and the president than to know
his darkest secrets?
263
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And I should warn you,
264
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we could both be arrested
for having those.
265
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You're a whistleblower.
266
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We've got the First Amendment
on our side.
267
00:10:50,326 --> 00:10:53,296
Tell that to Snowden
and James Risen.
268
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The DOJ uses the Espionage Act
to come after spies,
269
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leakers, reporters.
270
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[inquisitive music]
271
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They can and will
prosecute anyone
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who disseminates
government secrets
273
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related to national defense.
274
00:11:07,643 --> 00:11:10,279
Well, then I better
get reading them.
275
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,218
We have to stop him
from becoming president.
276
00:11:16,618 --> 00:11:17,853
We will.
277
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:20,957
I promise.
278
00:11:20,957 --> 00:11:23,687
Okay, my chocolate superstar,
I'm ready.
279
00:11:23,687 --> 00:11:25,494
Tell me all of it.
Give me the details.
280
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Don't spare me a drop.
281
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,764
Tell me everything.
- Okay.
282
00:11:28,764 --> 00:11:32,101
I mean, isn't that much
of a story to tell.
283
00:11:32,101 --> 00:11:33,869
Terry Heite called me
into his office.
284
00:11:33,869 --> 00:11:37,073
Terry Heite?
Big Dog Terry Heite?
285
00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:38,874
Big Dog Terry Heite
recognized my big dog wife?
286
00:11:38,874 --> 00:11:40,409
Is that what you're saying?
- Stop it.
287
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:43,246
You're making me blush.
- No, I'm proud of you.
288
00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:46,482
Okay, so you get
your own segment.
289
00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:48,284
I get my own show.
290
00:11:48,284 --> 00:11:50,714
He wants to roll it out
during the convention.
291
00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:52,788
So you're home now, right?
292
00:11:52,788 --> 00:11:54,423
You get to be home.
That's what this means.
293
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,658
Yeah.
294
00:11:55,658 --> 00:11:57,126
That's what that means.
295
00:11:57,126 --> 00:11:59,295
Are you--are you
being humble or are you
296
00:11:59,295 --> 00:12:01,097
not that happy about it?
- No, I'm happy.
297
00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:02,598
Of course I'm happy. I'm happy.
- Okay. You're sure?
298
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:04,033
- Yeah.
- 'Cause it seems like
299
00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:06,869
there's something
you're not telling me then.
300
00:12:06,869 --> 00:12:08,804
I have been considering
some other options.
301
00:12:08,804 --> 00:12:10,873
Because, you know,
302
00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:14,043
Liberty has been a challenge,
and I--
303
00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:16,740
And you rose to meet
that challenge.
304
00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:19,315
And that is exactly why
now you get to do
305
00:12:19,315 --> 00:12:21,684
what you've always wanted
to do.
306
00:12:21,684 --> 00:12:23,953
You get to do what you love,
307
00:12:23,953 --> 00:12:26,722
and we can build
a life together.
308
00:12:26,722 --> 00:12:28,824
Maybe even a family--
309
00:12:30,825 --> 00:12:32,661
If that's still what you want.
310
00:12:33,594 --> 00:12:37,500
That is the only thing
I know for sure that I want.
311
00:12:44,572 --> 00:12:47,810
[indistinct chatter]
312
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:53,049
♪ I don't know much,
but I know I've got ♪
313
00:12:53,049 --> 00:12:54,550
♪ Je ne sais quoi ♪
314
00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,452
♪ Ooh, la, la, la,
ooh, la, la ♪
315
00:12:56,452 --> 00:12:58,387
♪ Je ne sais quoi,
ooh, la, la, la ♪
316
00:12:58,387 --> 00:13:00,256
♪ Ooh, la, la, la,
je ne sais quoi ♪
317
00:13:00,256 --> 00:13:02,158
♪ Ooh, la, la, la,
ooh, la, la ♪
318
00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:05,761
♪ Je ne sais quoi,
ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪
319
00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:07,396
I told you I'm freelance,
320
00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:09,899
but I'm in Senator Walker's
traveling press corps.
321
00:13:10,966 --> 00:13:15,704
[sighs]
I have to get inside.
322
00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:17,040
Next.
323
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,674
♪ Je ne sais quoi ♪
324
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:21,044
♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪
325
00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:24,880
I think Dick Braun is using
the Mayor as his puppet.
326
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,283
He wants to control him.
327
00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:29,352
And the Mayor isn't
who he says he is.
328
00:13:29,352 --> 00:13:31,320
You know those ads
he's been running,
329
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,122
touting himself as a war hero?
330
00:13:33,122 --> 00:13:35,291
All politicians embellish
their personal stories.
331
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:37,793
No, I'm not talking
about embellishment, Alex.
332
00:13:37,793 --> 00:13:40,029
He lied about his entire story.
333
00:13:40,029 --> 00:13:42,531
Are you saying that he
was never captured by ISIS?
334
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,866
No, he was.
335
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,702
It just wasn't
for an act of heroism.
336
00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,905
He--he abandoned his post.
337
00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:50,673
He was charged with--
338
00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:54,710
with desertion and misbehavior
unbefitting of a marine.
339
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,145
Soldiers died
searching for him,
340
00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:58,948
and the Pentagon buried it.
341
00:13:58,948 --> 00:14:01,184
And all of this
is in those documents?
342
00:14:01,184 --> 00:14:03,219
My source obtained them
from the DOD,
343
00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:04,887
the NSA--they're legit.
344
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,689
And we--and we need
to move fast on this.
345
00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:10,026
We have to publish
before the roll-call vote.
346
00:14:10,026 --> 00:14:12,395
Someone is going to win
this election today.
347
00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:14,330
The delegates need
to know the truth.
348
00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:17,266
Sadie, the roll call vote
starts in less than two hours.
349
00:14:17,266 --> 00:14:20,069
These are explosive,
libelous allegations.
350
00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:22,305
Our lawyers would need
to do a thorough review.
351
00:14:22,305 --> 00:14:24,040
Even if the documents
are authentic,
352
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,309
we would be criminally
exposed by even having
353
00:14:26,309 --> 00:14:28,511
classified intelligence,
much less publishing it.
354
00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:31,280
And you would need to give
the Mayor, Dick Braun,
355
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,449
anyone involved,
time to comment.
356
00:14:33,449 --> 00:14:36,419
[busy signal beeps]
Sadie.
357
00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:38,487
Sadie.
358
00:14:38,487 --> 00:14:41,590
[suspenseful music]
359
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:46,429
♪ ♪
360
00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:54,037
Who are you, and what have
you done with my friend Lola?
361
00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:56,705
I know, I know.
362
00:14:56,705 --> 00:14:59,208
I just thought maybe
if I dressed the part
363
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,277
then I would be let inside.
364
00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:02,645
Nope.
365
00:15:02,645 --> 00:15:04,447
Just made me more of a joke.
366
00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:07,984
You know a young female
journalist's superpower?
367
00:15:07,984 --> 00:15:09,218
Nice tits?
368
00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:10,853
Being underestimated.
369
00:15:10,853 --> 00:15:14,290
I can't even get inside
for them to underestimate me.
370
00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:16,359
All of the big donors
are in the arena.
371
00:15:16,359 --> 00:15:18,027
If I'm gonna break
this money story,
372
00:15:18,027 --> 00:15:19,295
then I have to be in there
with the money.
373
00:15:19,295 --> 00:15:21,164
Fuck that.
Access is a curse.
374
00:15:21,164 --> 00:15:22,265
You don't need them.
375
00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:23,599
What have you got so far?
376
00:15:23,599 --> 00:15:24,733
Just show me.
377
00:15:24,733 --> 00:15:26,169
Well, nothing concrete yet.
378
00:15:26,169 --> 00:15:29,838
But my gut says...
379
00:15:29,838 --> 00:15:31,574
if this Dick Braun crypto bro
380
00:15:31,574 --> 00:15:33,977
was able to create
an entire scam currency,
381
00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:35,678
then he could have
easily made an algorithm
382
00:15:35,678 --> 00:15:38,214
to filter his donations
to make them look like
383
00:15:38,214 --> 00:15:39,682
they were small-dollar gifts.
384
00:15:39,682 --> 00:15:41,918
Avoiding FEC laws
like the Koch brothers
385
00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:43,186
funding the Tea Party.
- Exactly.
386
00:15:43,186 --> 00:15:44,553
All right, let's stick
with that, okay?
387
00:15:44,553 --> 00:15:45,888
[phone ringing]
388
00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:47,890
Brenda, can you give me
ten seconds?
389
00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:49,158
Okay, thank you.
390
00:15:49,158 --> 00:15:50,859
This might be a lead
on the accident.
391
00:15:50,859 --> 00:15:52,628
Now, listen to me.
392
00:15:52,628 --> 00:15:54,330
Party insiders and donors
aren't your ticket.
393
00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:57,400
You are an outsider,
and not for much longer.
394
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,669
So use that
and break the story.
395
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,205
Brenda, hi.
396
00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:04,707
Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
I'm all yours.
397
00:16:04,707 --> 00:16:06,842
[cheers and applause]
398
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,344
Please take your seats.
399
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:10,313
The roll call
is about to begin.
400
00:16:10,313 --> 00:16:13,549
[suspenseful music]
401
00:16:13,549 --> 00:16:15,184
Oh, yes, I love it.
402
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,185
Thank you, Monty.
403
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:23,492
♪ ♪
404
00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:27,430
Welcome, everyone. Welcome.
405
00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:30,366
We will now proceed with a
roll call vote of the states
406
00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:32,801
to nominate the Democratic
Party's candidate
407
00:16:32,801 --> 00:16:35,939
to become the next
President of the United States.
408
00:16:35,939 --> 00:16:39,442
[cheers and applause]
409
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:45,848
Alabama, Heart of Dixie,
home of the Crimson Tide,
410
00:16:45,848 --> 00:16:49,953
casts all of its 52 votes
to Senator Felicity Walker.
411
00:16:49,953 --> 00:16:51,955
Yes, I have had a lot
412
00:16:51,955 --> 00:16:53,622
of eye-opening background
conversations.
413
00:16:53,622 --> 00:16:55,458
I need to get something
on the record.
414
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,827
So just think about what
you would be willing to say.
415
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,363
Thank you.
416
00:17:00,363 --> 00:17:02,598
The great state of Alaska,
North to the Future,
417
00:17:02,598 --> 00:17:05,134
The Last Frontier,
has 15 delegates
418
00:17:05,134 --> 00:17:07,031
to Senator Felicity Walker.
419
00:17:07,031 --> 00:17:09,072
I know this sexy hacker
in Shanghai
420
00:17:09,072 --> 00:17:10,806
deep in with the dark-web shit.
421
00:17:10,806 --> 00:17:12,308
I can get her on this.
422
00:17:12,308 --> 00:17:14,543
Wait,
can she tailor the search
423
00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:16,545
to target
a fundraising platform?
424
00:17:16,545 --> 00:17:17,646
Absolutely.
425
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:19,282
Connecticut,
The Charter Oak,
426
00:17:19,282 --> 00:17:21,951
casts 11 votes
for Senator Felicity Walker
427
00:17:21,951 --> 00:17:25,621
and 49 for Mayor
Hayden Wells Garrett.
428
00:17:29,118 --> 00:17:31,227
Mr. Mayor,
it's "The Sentinel."
429
00:17:31,227 --> 00:17:32,595
We need to talk.
430
00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:35,198
[sighs]
431
00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:40,769
So, like, I fucked a guy
in Tulum whose whole job
432
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,272
is to hide money for the rich.
433
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,041
You know, the web
is the new Caymans.
434
00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:46,509
Huh.
435
00:17:46,509 --> 00:17:49,478
A walled tropical garden
of opaque transactions.
436
00:17:49,478 --> 00:17:52,048
The great state of Georgia,
The Peach State,
437
00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:54,417
casts 32 votes
for Senator Walker
438
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:58,054
and 73 votes for Mayor
Hayden Wells Garrett.
439
00:17:58,054 --> 00:17:59,388
Oh.
440
00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:00,789
Anything
on the mystery woman?
441
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,591
Mm, nothing usable yet.
442
00:18:02,591 --> 00:18:04,493
Kansas,
Home of the Jayhawks,
443
00:18:04,493 --> 00:18:05,962
Amber Waves of Grain,
444
00:18:05,962 --> 00:18:08,831
casts its 39 votes
for native son
445
00:18:08,831 --> 00:18:10,533
Mayor Hayden Wells Garrett.
446
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,969
Mr. Mayor, we need to talk.
447
00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:15,004
It's urgent.
448
00:18:15,004 --> 00:18:16,605
Sadie.
449
00:18:16,605 --> 00:18:18,541
I was just
fine-tuning my speech.
450
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:21,010
You have a way with words.
Do you wanna help?
451
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:23,179
I don't.
452
00:18:24,745 --> 00:18:27,516
So this digital
fundraising platform,
453
00:18:27,516 --> 00:18:29,285
it sounds pretty simple, right?
454
00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:31,420
Totes.
It's like buying followers.
455
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,722
Not that I've done that.
- Mm-hmm.
456
00:18:33,722 --> 00:18:36,325
{\an8}[phone dings]
457
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:39,528
{\an8}Kentucky, The Bluegrass
State, Home of the Derby,
458
00:18:39,528 --> 00:18:44,733
{\an8}proudly casts its 54 votes
to Mayor Hayden Wells Garrett.
459
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:49,438
Mr. Mayor, I don't think
you're hearing me.
460
00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:52,341
I have official documents
showing
461
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:55,139
that you were
dishonorably discharged.
462
00:18:55,139 --> 00:18:57,480
So let me ask you this again.
463
00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,549
Did you lie about
your military record?
464
00:19:00,549 --> 00:19:03,953
Sadie, I don't know who's
feeding you this garbage,
465
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:06,189
but you know me.
466
00:19:06,189 --> 00:19:07,856
It's not a denial.
467
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:11,394
Michigan, The Great Lakes
State, The Wolverine State,
468
00:19:11,394 --> 00:19:14,563
casts 32 votes
for Senator Felicity Walker
469
00:19:14,563 --> 00:19:17,566
and 93 votes for Mayor
Hayden Wells Garrett.
470
00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:19,502
According to his campaign,
in the last quarter,
471
00:19:19,502 --> 00:19:21,770
the mayor of Topeka
received 5 million
472
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:25,441
individual contributions
totaling $28 million,
473
00:19:25,441 --> 00:19:27,576
breaking fundraising records.
474
00:19:27,576 --> 00:19:29,878
But according to my sources,
that amount came
475
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:34,283
from a single donor, the
crypto criminal Dick Braun.
476
00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:39,055
[sighs]
477
00:19:39,055 --> 00:19:40,789
I spoke with Lizzie.
478
00:19:40,789 --> 00:19:43,759
I'd want you to be Chief
White House Correspondent.
479
00:19:43,759 --> 00:19:46,162
That's--that's your dream, right?
480
00:19:46,162 --> 00:19:47,663
Not like this, it's not.
481
00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:55,338
If Dick Braun is
blackmailing you, tell me now.
482
00:19:55,338 --> 00:19:57,173
We'll publish it, expose him.
483
00:19:57,173 --> 00:20:00,509
West Virginia, The Mountain
State, Heart of Appalachia,
484
00:20:00,509 --> 00:20:03,546
casts 28 votes
for Senator Felicity Walker.
485
00:20:03,546 --> 00:20:06,482
Come on, Sadie.
You can't be that naive.
486
00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:08,184
You know that every single
presidential candidate
487
00:20:08,184 --> 00:20:09,953
has played dirty.
That's the game.
488
00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:11,754
What, you think that FDR didn't
lie and root around in shit
489
00:20:11,754 --> 00:20:13,789
just so he could implement
the New Deal?
490
00:20:13,789 --> 00:20:15,358
LBJ had to kiss
a lot of assholes,
491
00:20:15,358 --> 00:20:16,692
but thank God he did,
492
00:20:16,692 --> 00:20:18,427
because he passed
the Civil Rights Act.
493
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:21,030
He expanded Social Security,
voting rights--
494
00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:24,267
bold, sweeping legislation that
moved this country forward.
495
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:26,569
So what if he had to do some
unsavory things to get there?
496
00:20:26,569 --> 00:20:28,232
Spare me the sanctimony.
497
00:20:28,232 --> 00:20:30,739
You're a fucking fraud,
and I'm gonna tell the world.
498
00:20:30,739 --> 00:20:32,808
Shh, shh, shh.
499
00:20:32,808 --> 00:20:34,410
Do you hear that?
500
00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:36,212
That's the sound of me
becoming the nominee.
501
00:20:36,212 --> 00:20:40,483
The Middle Coast proudly
casts all of its 84 delegates
502
00:20:40,483 --> 00:20:42,418
to Mayor Hayden Wells Garrett.
503
00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:44,053
[cheers and applause]
504
00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,454
Please congratulate the next
505
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,723
President of the
United States...
506
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:50,254
I couldn't have
done this without you.
507
00:20:50,254 --> 00:20:51,594
Stick with me, McCarthy.
508
00:20:51,594 --> 00:20:53,762
We'll make history together.
509
00:20:53,762 --> 00:20:56,865
[The Big Moon's "Wide Eyes"]
510
00:20:56,865 --> 00:21:01,938
♪ Who walked
into the room? ♪
511
00:21:01,938 --> 00:21:04,407
[upbeat music]
512
00:21:04,407 --> 00:21:10,446
{\an8}♪ Who walked into the room? ♪
513
00:21:10,446 --> 00:21:13,616
{\an8}♪ 'Cause it feels
like crashing ♪
514
00:21:13,616 --> 00:21:17,281
{\an8}♪ And it feels like landing ♪
515
00:21:17,281 --> 00:21:20,723
{\an8}♪ And I want to dance ♪
516
00:21:20,723 --> 00:21:24,727
♪ And I want to cry ♪
517
00:21:24,727 --> 00:21:31,734
♪ Your wide eyes ♪
518
00:21:31,734 --> 00:21:37,640
♪ Here is everything,
I got nothing to hide ♪
519
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:42,011
♪ And I got your wide eyes ♪
520
00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:45,148
♪ Your wide eyes ♪
521
00:21:45,148 --> 00:21:47,550
♪ ♪
522
00:21:54,222 --> 00:21:55,758
Give me a minute.
523
00:22:05,466 --> 00:22:08,938
[somber music]
524
00:22:08,938 --> 00:22:16,045
♪ ♪
525
00:22:26,215 --> 00:22:28,424
The pink bus was a mistake.
526
00:22:28,424 --> 00:22:29,892
No.
527
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,355
The bus was epic.
528
00:22:31,355 --> 00:22:33,930
That's what
the think pieces will say.
529
00:22:33,930 --> 00:22:36,699
"Walker blew it again.
530
00:22:36,699 --> 00:22:39,235
She overplayed the woman card."
531
00:22:39,235 --> 00:22:41,804
Senator, I am--I am so--
532
00:22:41,804 --> 00:22:44,107
Here, I think we can drop
the formalities now.
533
00:22:44,107 --> 00:22:45,441
Call me Felicity.
534
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:56,419
They were never gonna
let me be president.
535
00:22:56,419 --> 00:22:58,382
Felicity, I know--
536
00:22:58,382 --> 00:23:00,189
I know Dick Braun and the Mayor
colluded to take you--
537
00:23:00,189 --> 00:23:01,557
Dick Braun?
538
00:23:01,557 --> 00:23:03,726
That's what you think
this is about?
539
00:23:03,726 --> 00:23:06,129
Yeah.
540
00:23:06,129 --> 00:23:08,031
Who were you talking about?
541
00:23:08,031 --> 00:23:09,732
The American people.
542
00:23:09,732 --> 00:23:14,137
[stammers] Sen--Felicity,
more people voted for you.
543
00:23:14,137 --> 00:23:16,400
If it hadn't been
for that fucking dossier--
544
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,807
Sadie, it's over.
545
00:23:18,807 --> 00:23:22,445
If it wasn't Dick Braun, it
would have been someone else.
546
00:23:22,445 --> 00:23:23,712
If it wasn't puppy play,
it would have been
547
00:23:23,712 --> 00:23:25,409
some other
nothingburger scandal.
548
00:23:25,409 --> 00:23:29,285
If it wasn't you, it would
have been another journalist.
549
00:23:29,285 --> 00:23:31,120
You're all the same--
550
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,389
big egos, not very bright.
551
00:23:33,389 --> 00:23:35,024
It's not about you and me.
552
00:23:35,024 --> 00:23:38,127
It's the system.
553
00:23:38,127 --> 00:23:40,596
God, that's depressing.
554
00:23:44,865 --> 00:23:47,370
You called me an enigma
on the front page
555
00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:49,372
of "The Sentinel."
556
00:23:49,372 --> 00:23:52,208
- I just meant--
- No, you were right.
557
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:56,845
Years of racist,
sexist attacks--
558
00:23:58,279 --> 00:24:04,620
I put up walls.
I developed a protective armor.
559
00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:07,451
But what did people
want from me?
560
00:24:08,522 --> 00:24:10,759
I think people
just wanted you to be
561
00:24:10,759 --> 00:24:12,661
the best version of yourself.
562
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:16,799
Yeah, be yourself
and you're playing a card--
563
00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:19,102
a race card, the woman card.
564
00:24:19,102 --> 00:24:24,468
Hide yourself and you're cold,
calculating, a bitch.
565
00:24:26,774 --> 00:24:31,080
We were harder on you
because you're a woman,
566
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,881
because-because
you're defensive,
567
00:24:32,881 --> 00:24:35,051
because you're
fucking impossible.
568
00:24:35,051 --> 00:24:37,820
I'm sorry, but you
kind of are sometimes.
569
00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:41,424
But no candidate is perfect.
570
00:24:41,424 --> 00:24:44,427
And deep in my heart,
571
00:24:44,427 --> 00:24:48,297
I always knew that you were
a committed public servant.
572
00:24:48,297 --> 00:24:52,001
You cared about the people
the media ignored.
573
00:24:52,001 --> 00:24:58,674
And you would have made
a great president.
574
00:25:01,370 --> 00:25:03,379
I'd like to be alone now.
575
00:25:03,379 --> 00:25:10,686
♪ ♪
576
00:25:13,754 --> 00:25:16,692
The Democrats love to talk
about diseased aliens
577
00:25:16,692 --> 00:25:18,127
and trans-friendly daycares.
578
00:25:18,127 --> 00:25:21,464
But when the day comes,
who do they elect?
579
00:25:21,464 --> 00:25:22,966
A straight white man.
580
00:25:22,966 --> 00:25:24,633
They hate us
'cause they ain't us.
581
00:25:24,633 --> 00:25:27,203
Felicity Walker
is now a two-time loser.
582
00:25:27,203 --> 00:25:29,973
You had to endure traveling
the country with that woman.
583
00:25:29,973 --> 00:25:31,740
What do you think, Kimberlyn?
584
00:25:35,176 --> 00:25:36,845
Kimberlyn?
585
00:25:36,845 --> 00:25:38,881
You know what, Mike?
586
00:25:38,881 --> 00:25:42,785
I'm gonna tell you what I think
after traveling the country.
587
00:25:42,785 --> 00:25:44,954
I think that
we're in a recession.
588
00:25:44,954 --> 00:25:49,225
I think folks are working
longer hours for lower wages.
589
00:25:49,225 --> 00:25:51,360
I think they can't afford
to buy eggs
590
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,062
or fill up their gas tank.
591
00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:56,165
Their jobs have gone to China,
their towns are boarded up,
592
00:25:56,165 --> 00:25:59,468
their husbands are unemployed,
their sons are on opioids,
593
00:25:59,468 --> 00:26:00,869
their neighborhoods are unsafe,
594
00:26:00,869 --> 00:26:02,371
and yet the liberals
want us to believe
595
00:26:02,371 --> 00:26:04,974
that the rise in crime
is all in our heads.
596
00:26:04,974 --> 00:26:06,809
If they're white,
their economic anxiety
597
00:26:06,809 --> 00:26:08,644
is dismissed as racism.
598
00:26:08,644 --> 00:26:11,080
And if they're Black or brown,
they can't vote Republican
599
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,016
without being told
they've somehow
600
00:26:13,016 --> 00:26:15,151
internalized white supremacy?
601
00:26:15,151 --> 00:26:18,821
We sit in our bubbles and we
post our politics on Twitter.
602
00:26:18,821 --> 00:26:20,924
But God forbid
we actually do something
603
00:26:20,924 --> 00:26:22,725
to improve people's lives.
604
00:26:22,725 --> 00:26:24,994
Half of the country
is screaming into an abyss,
605
00:26:24,994 --> 00:26:29,265
and the other half is just
too tired to scream at all.
606
00:26:29,265 --> 00:26:31,367
And then there's you, Mike.
607
00:26:31,367 --> 00:26:34,303
There's you and the rest
of Liberty Direct News.
608
00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:37,941
Instead of bridging the divide,
you pour salt in it.
609
00:26:37,941 --> 00:26:41,077
And the worst part is,
you don't actually believe
610
00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:42,912
half of the vitriol
you're spewing.
611
00:26:42,912 --> 00:26:45,181
You exploit our viewers'
deepest fears,
612
00:26:45,181 --> 00:26:47,483
stoking grievances,
inciting riots,
613
00:26:47,483 --> 00:26:50,653
and then you bring me out here
to widen the audience
614
00:26:50,653 --> 00:26:52,421
and make you feel
a little less racist
615
00:26:52,421 --> 00:26:56,759
before retreating to your
safe space at the Yale Club.
616
00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:59,095
And yes, Mike,
I know you went to Yale
617
00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:00,863
even though you scrubbed it
from your Wikipedia page.
618
00:27:00,863 --> 00:27:03,399
And Nellie Carmichael,
if you're watching this,
619
00:27:03,399 --> 00:27:06,269
I know you saw
"Hamilton"--twice.
620
00:27:06,269 --> 00:27:08,871
You bitch.
621
00:27:08,871 --> 00:27:11,507
I am tired
of being your token.
622
00:27:11,507 --> 00:27:12,875
I won't do it anymore.
623
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,843
I'm tired of screaming
into an abyss,
624
00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:16,245
and you should be too.
625
00:27:16,245 --> 00:27:19,448
Cut off cable news,
quit Facebook,
626
00:27:19,448 --> 00:27:21,584
get off Twitter, and get mad.
627
00:27:21,584 --> 00:27:23,819
Get pissed. Demand better.
628
00:27:23,819 --> 00:27:26,990
Demand better of us
because you deserve it.
629
00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:30,393
And as for me, I promise to be
less focused
630
00:27:30,393 --> 00:27:32,295
on lip gloss and ratings,
631
00:27:32,295 --> 00:27:35,798
and more focused on holding
both sides accountable.
632
00:27:35,798 --> 00:27:38,734
The future of our country
depends on it.
633
00:27:38,734 --> 00:27:42,805
I'm talking to you, Mr. Mayor.
634
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:51,780
You're the bloody
money-in-politics beat reporter
635
00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:54,583
for "The Wall Street
fucking Journal," Brad.
636
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:57,220
Do you wanna tell me
how an influencer
637
00:27:57,220 --> 00:28:00,356
beat us on the biggest
money story of the cycle?
638
00:28:01,556 --> 00:28:03,426
Oh, for fuck's sake.
639
00:28:05,593 --> 00:28:08,031
[indistinct chatter]
640
00:28:10,198 --> 00:28:11,901
- Over here.
- Are you all right?
641
00:28:11,901 --> 00:28:13,269
I got here
as quickly as I could.
642
00:28:13,269 --> 00:28:14,770
You gotta be
freaking out right now.
643
00:28:14,770 --> 00:28:15,804
No, I'm not freaking out.
644
00:28:15,804 --> 00:28:17,173
You want a drink?
645
00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:19,775
No.
You--did you not get fired?
646
00:28:19,775 --> 00:28:22,645
Oh, yeah, I got fired.
I got real fired.
647
00:28:22,645 --> 00:28:26,215
But I think that
I have something else,
648
00:28:26,215 --> 00:28:27,711
something better.
649
00:28:27,711 --> 00:28:29,852
I don't understand.
650
00:28:29,852 --> 00:28:32,588
Okay, the speech
that I just gave
651
00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:34,290
was not exactly off the cuff.
652
00:28:34,290 --> 00:28:36,225
I've been writing it
for a while.
653
00:28:36,225 --> 00:28:38,361
But at first it was just, like,
ramblings for myself,
654
00:28:38,361 --> 00:28:40,964
just a way to get my feelings
off my chest.
655
00:28:40,964 --> 00:28:43,366
Then I had an idea,
and it was kind of a big idea,
656
00:28:43,366 --> 00:28:44,934
so I didn't think
that I could pull it off,
657
00:28:44,934 --> 00:28:46,903
but I did,
and I think that it worked.
658
00:28:46,903 --> 00:28:48,404
What worked?
659
00:28:48,404 --> 00:28:50,173
I do not--what the hell
are you talking about?
660
00:28:50,173 --> 00:28:52,608
Okay, I had a meeting
with a media consultant
661
00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:56,512
named Johnny Beamer about
launching my own media outlet.
662
00:28:56,512 --> 00:28:59,082
Nobody is talking
to the center-right anymore.
663
00:28:59,082 --> 00:29:02,451
Rational conservatives
who have values like mine
664
00:29:02,451 --> 00:29:04,120
don't have anywhere to go.
665
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,122
And Beamer liked the idea,
but he didn't think that I had
666
00:29:06,122 --> 00:29:10,126
enough followers and everything
to really properly launch it.
667
00:29:10,126 --> 00:29:13,796
So he thought that maybe
I needed a viral moment.
668
00:29:13,796 --> 00:29:17,133
And, baby, I am trending. Look.
669
00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:19,368
I'm sorry, are you saying
that you planned this?
670
00:29:19,368 --> 00:29:20,869
[scoffs]
671
00:29:20,869 --> 00:29:22,471
And you didn't bother
to tell me?
672
00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:24,307
Well, it's like I said.
673
00:29:24,307 --> 00:29:27,911
I wasn't sure I really had
the nerve to actually do it.
674
00:29:27,911 --> 00:29:29,545
Yeah, but the whole meeting
with Beamer,
675
00:29:29,545 --> 00:29:31,080
this whole other life plan?
676
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,350
Girl, you clearly put
a lot of work into this.
677
00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:36,119
You built a pitch deck,
didn't you?
678
00:29:37,418 --> 00:29:39,255
[scoffs]
We talked about everything
679
00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:40,990
and you didn't think this
was worth mentioning?
680
00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:43,092
I tried to,
but you were really happy
681
00:29:43,092 --> 00:29:45,194
about the Liberty job,
and I just--
682
00:29:45,194 --> 00:29:47,163
I felt like if I told you
about this crazy idea I had,
683
00:29:47,163 --> 00:29:48,431
you'd probably try
to talk me out of it.
684
00:29:48,431 --> 00:29:49,698
And then I would
never take the risk.
685
00:29:49,698 --> 00:29:51,034
Oh, so that's what I am.
686
00:29:51,034 --> 00:29:52,468
I'm the guy that
talks you out of stuff.
687
00:29:52,468 --> 00:29:54,303
No, I'm not saying
that you're talking me
688
00:29:54,303 --> 00:29:56,139
out of what I wanna do,
I'm just--where are you going?
689
00:29:56,139 --> 00:29:57,840
You can't just--
- I gotta go.
690
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,277
I got a meeting that I pushed
specifically to support you.
691
00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:03,479
And it sounds like
you don't even want that.
692
00:30:03,479 --> 00:30:05,781
In fact, Kimmy, I don't
really know what you want.
693
00:30:05,781 --> 00:30:07,583
I really don't.
694
00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:10,686
[apprehensive music]
695
00:30:10,686 --> 00:30:17,994
♪ ♪
696
00:30:20,962 --> 00:30:22,565
[phone dings]
697
00:30:30,332 --> 00:30:32,441
[sighs]
698
00:30:32,441 --> 00:30:36,045
[phone buzzing]
699
00:30:37,411 --> 00:30:41,584
Sadie, why does the FBI
want to see you?
700
00:30:41,584 --> 00:30:43,052
Uh--
701
00:30:43,052 --> 00:30:44,687
Did you tell anyone
about those documents?
702
00:30:44,687 --> 00:30:46,956
No. No.
703
00:30:48,422 --> 00:30:49,959
Not really.
704
00:30:49,959 --> 00:30:52,328
[groans] I--
705
00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:54,898
I reached out
to the Mayor for comment.
706
00:30:54,898 --> 00:30:56,565
I told him what I learned.
707
00:30:56,565 --> 00:30:59,302
They want you down
at the federal building now.
708
00:30:59,302 --> 00:31:01,470
Now?
But the convention is--
709
00:31:01,470 --> 00:31:03,506
Sadie, I'm not asking.
710
00:31:03,506 --> 00:31:07,510
Go. Now.
711
00:31:07,510 --> 00:31:09,112
[busy signal beeps]
712
00:31:10,512 --> 00:31:12,715
[sighs]
713
00:31:12,715 --> 00:31:15,084
So what's our next move?
714
00:31:23,558 --> 00:31:24,593
I'm crazy.
715
00:31:27,996 --> 00:31:30,833
You're not here. No.
You're not real.
716
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:32,501
This is not--this is not--
717
00:31:32,501 --> 00:31:34,037
Said the reporter
who has lengthy talks
718
00:31:34,037 --> 00:31:36,839
with Hunter S. Thompson.
719
00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:38,441
Fair point.
720
00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:42,445
I miss you, Bruce.
721
00:31:42,445 --> 00:31:44,747
Oh, for the love of God
and Johnny Cash,
722
00:31:44,747 --> 00:31:46,315
will you buck the fuck up?
723
00:31:46,315 --> 00:31:47,816
Nobody said this caper
would be easy.
724
00:31:47,816 --> 00:31:49,652
Come on, come on,
we got work to do.
725
00:31:49,652 --> 00:31:51,220
What do you know?
- Okay.
726
00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:55,391
We--we know Dick Braun
is a--is a bad fucking dude.
727
00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:58,661
And he is backing the Mayor,
who is most definitely a liar--
728
00:31:58,661 --> 00:32:02,398
a liar who may or may not
have reported me to the FBI.
729
00:32:02,398 --> 00:32:04,867
But none of it matters anymore.
730
00:32:04,867 --> 00:32:06,402
He won.
- No.
731
00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:08,604
That's what makes it
a better story.
732
00:32:08,604 --> 00:32:10,006
Nobody wins a Pulitzer
733
00:32:10,006 --> 00:32:12,875
for taking down
a small-time mayor.
734
00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:15,244
Nope. He's the nominee.
735
00:32:15,244 --> 00:32:21,817
Why--why do you think Braun
would back a nobody mayor?
736
00:32:21,817 --> 00:32:24,253
My best guess?
737
00:32:24,253 --> 00:32:26,655
Braun knows the power
of a pretty filter.
738
00:32:26,655 --> 00:32:30,393
Put deregulation,
pro-business, neoliberal policy
739
00:32:30,393 --> 00:32:32,095
behind the Mayor's
glossy façade,
740
00:32:32,095 --> 00:32:35,264
add the fact
that he's a Democrat,
741
00:32:35,264 --> 00:32:37,962
and most people won't realize
that he is quietly shredding
742
00:32:37,962 --> 00:32:40,069
our social safety net.
743
00:32:40,069 --> 00:32:41,637
This is a great
fucking story.
744
00:32:41,637 --> 00:32:44,941
But I--God, I need
a comment to publish,
745
00:32:44,941 --> 00:32:46,075
and I'm supposed
to drop everything
746
00:32:46,075 --> 00:32:47,076
and report to the Feds.
747
00:32:47,076 --> 00:32:48,077
Well, fuck the feds.
748
00:32:48,077 --> 00:32:49,478
You're a journalist.
749
00:32:49,478 --> 00:32:52,015
But I can't even
get near Hot White Guy
750
00:32:52,015 --> 00:32:53,449
now that he's the nominee.
751
00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:55,851
You know there's
somebody else out there
752
00:32:55,851 --> 00:32:57,586
who can confirm or deny this--
753
00:32:57,586 --> 00:32:58,721
all of it.
754
00:33:01,857 --> 00:33:03,759
You gotta be kidding me.
755
00:33:03,759 --> 00:33:05,628
You find Dick Braun,
756
00:33:05,628 --> 00:33:08,664
and you confront him
with what you know.
757
00:33:08,664 --> 00:33:10,466
Don't give up on this.
758
00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:13,069
And don't give up on yourself.
759
00:33:13,069 --> 00:33:14,637
[sentimental music]
760
00:33:14,637 --> 00:33:19,175
My money's on you,
Polar Bear, always.
761
00:33:24,779 --> 00:33:26,382
Oh, God.
762
00:33:29,951 --> 00:33:32,888
[hopeful music]
763
00:33:32,888 --> 00:33:37,526
♪ ♪
764
00:33:37,526 --> 00:33:38,761
{\an8}[phone dings]
765
00:33:41,597 --> 00:33:42,631
{\an8}[phone dings]
766
00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:45,634
{\an8}[phone dings]
767
00:33:47,603 --> 00:33:48,637
{\an8}[phone dings]
768
00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:58,447
Can I buy you a coffee?
769
00:33:58,447 --> 00:34:01,384
- No, thanks.
- Bloody Mary?
770
00:34:01,384 --> 00:34:03,486
Uh, look, you're cute in a
Steve Kornacki type of way,
771
00:34:03,486 --> 00:34:05,354
but you are not my type.
Sorry.
772
00:34:05,354 --> 00:34:08,224
- I'm not hitting on you.
- Why not? Fuck off.
773
00:34:08,224 --> 00:34:10,626
[chuckles]
Okay. Okay.
774
00:34:10,626 --> 00:34:12,962
Uh, let's try this again.
775
00:34:12,962 --> 00:34:15,698
My name is Tate Winston Wade.
776
00:34:15,698 --> 00:34:18,701
I'm the Washington Bureau Chief
at "The Wall Street Journal."
777
00:34:18,701 --> 00:34:20,536
We read your story
on the Mayor's
778
00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:24,140
online fundraising juggernaut
with great interest.
779
00:34:24,140 --> 00:34:25,541
Thanks.
780
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,343
So what are your thoughts
on Feingold?
781
00:34:27,343 --> 00:34:29,112
Mm, I prefer real gold.
782
00:34:29,112 --> 00:34:30,679
[laughs]
783
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:33,782
But here we were,
so focused on holes
784
00:34:33,782 --> 00:34:37,987
in McCain-Feingold--soft money,
sourcing at super PACs,
785
00:34:37,987 --> 00:34:40,056
chasing independent
expenditures
786
00:34:40,056 --> 00:34:42,291
in a post-Citizens United
world.
787
00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:45,061
But you came in
with a fresh angle.
788
00:34:45,061 --> 00:34:46,996
It's impressive.
789
00:34:46,996 --> 00:34:48,932
I have no idea
what you just said.
790
00:34:48,932 --> 00:34:50,233
You will.
791
00:34:54,636 --> 00:34:56,405
Come work for me.
792
00:35:05,546 --> 00:35:08,084
Texting your girl tribe
so early.
793
00:35:08,084 --> 00:35:10,419
[chuckles]
794
00:35:10,419 --> 00:35:12,588
Guess there's a lot to unpack
after last night.
795
00:35:12,588 --> 00:35:13,656
It's the truth.
796
00:35:13,656 --> 00:35:16,359
But I'm actually
texting with Annie.
797
00:35:16,359 --> 00:35:18,561
She got a lead
on my mystery woman.
798
00:35:18,561 --> 00:35:21,430
It's so great
what you're doing.
799
00:35:21,430 --> 00:35:23,900
Annie needs this type
of encouragement from you,
800
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,936
even if it's just to build
her self-esteem back up.
801
00:35:26,936 --> 00:35:31,440
Have you ever seen me
blow smoke up anyone's ass?
802
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,375
No.
803
00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:34,577
Our girl is on fire.
804
00:35:34,577 --> 00:35:37,380
I'm telling you, Annie could
have a future at this.
805
00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:38,948
Well, we'll see.
806
00:35:38,948 --> 00:35:41,250
I mean, she's supposed
to sign up for some classes
807
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:42,451
at community college
next semester.
808
00:35:42,451 --> 00:35:43,819
Fuck community college.
809
00:35:43,819 --> 00:35:45,188
She wanted a gap year.
810
00:35:45,188 --> 00:35:47,556
Let's make it worthwhile.
811
00:35:47,556 --> 00:35:48,624
Okay.
812
00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:50,359
You already have
something in mind.
813
00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:52,561
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, boy.
814
00:35:52,561 --> 00:35:55,598
All right, well, at least
let me just get some coffee.
815
00:35:55,598 --> 00:35:57,633
[clears throat]
- Here you go.
816
00:35:57,633 --> 00:35:59,602
[clears throat]
817
00:35:59,602 --> 00:36:01,070
Thank you.
[line trills]
818
00:36:01,070 --> 00:36:02,438
Pygmy FX Manhattan.
819
00:36:02,438 --> 00:36:03,872
- Jay Carl, please.
- Who's calling?
820
00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:06,075
This is Sadie McCarthy
from "The Sentinel."
821
00:36:06,075 --> 00:36:07,944
- Again?
- Yes, again.
822
00:36:07,944 --> 00:36:09,245
Please hold.
823
00:36:09,245 --> 00:36:11,514
Yeah, I'll hold.
[knock at door]
824
00:36:11,514 --> 00:36:12,881
Oh, shit.
825
00:36:17,184 --> 00:36:21,557
So I was in Delaware when I
realized, I don't have a home.
826
00:36:21,557 --> 00:36:23,659
Did you get rid
of your apartment?
827
00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:26,395
No, uh, the thing I'm--
I am trying to say,
828
00:36:26,395 --> 00:36:29,732
Sadie, is, uh, you are my home.
829
00:36:29,732 --> 00:36:33,736
Yeah, so, um, I was headed back
to my sad, empty,
830
00:36:33,736 --> 00:36:39,203
very tidy Georgetown apartment,
and I realized
831
00:36:39,203 --> 00:36:41,710
I love your messy,
mid-range hotel room.
832
00:36:41,710 --> 00:36:44,280
I love that you have
15 half-empty water bottles
833
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,982
all around you at all times.
834
00:36:45,982 --> 00:36:49,518
I love that your power cords,
they're constantly tangled.
835
00:36:49,518 --> 00:36:53,957
I love that you wear boxers
in a freezing cold hotel room.
836
00:36:53,957 --> 00:36:58,127
I love that you--you mumble
about the Electoral College
837
00:36:58,127 --> 00:36:59,762
in your sleep,
and every morning,
838
00:36:59,762 --> 00:37:02,899
it takes you 45 minutes
to turn off your alarm.
839
00:37:02,899 --> 00:37:04,567
I love that you eat
more Twizzlers
840
00:37:04,567 --> 00:37:06,669
than could possibly be healthy.
841
00:37:06,669 --> 00:37:08,905
I love that you
are the only person
842
00:37:08,905 --> 00:37:12,875
who understands this crazy
lifestyle we've chosen.
843
00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:14,577
[sighs]
844
00:37:14,577 --> 00:37:16,345
Sadie McCarthy,
you are the only person
845
00:37:16,345 --> 00:37:18,047
who understands me.
846
00:37:18,047 --> 00:37:20,049
[sentimental music]
847
00:37:20,049 --> 00:37:23,052
I don't know, I just figured
I should tell you that.
848
00:37:23,052 --> 00:37:30,359
♪ ♪
849
00:37:33,861 --> 00:37:35,598
You do know
"When Harry Met Sally"
850
00:37:35,598 --> 00:37:37,833
is my favorite movie, right?
- Yeah, I do know that.
851
00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:39,202
Yeah.
852
00:37:39,202 --> 00:37:41,265
Now, how can I help?
853
00:37:41,265 --> 00:37:42,771
Funny you should ask.
854
00:37:42,771 --> 00:37:45,474
Do you know Jay Carl,
Dick Braun's press guy?
855
00:37:45,474 --> 00:37:47,043
Yeah, I know Jay Carl.
856
00:37:47,043 --> 00:37:49,045
[MGMT's "Time to Pretend"]
857
00:37:49,045 --> 00:37:51,680
♪ I'm feeling rough,
I'm feeling raw ♪
858
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,317
♪ I'm in the prime
of my life ♪
859
00:37:54,317 --> 00:37:57,120
[upbeat music]
860
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,322
VIP suite credentials?
861
00:38:00,388 --> 00:38:01,457
Your name's Malcolm?
862
00:38:01,457 --> 00:38:03,026
Yeah, that's correct.
863
00:38:04,358 --> 00:38:07,163
Jay Carl! Jay Carl! Jay Carl!
864
00:38:07,163 --> 00:38:09,432
Jay--I know you can hear me.
865
00:38:09,432 --> 00:38:11,600
Jay.
- What the shit, Sadie?
866
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,570
A story is about to run--
a very damaging story.
867
00:38:14,570 --> 00:38:16,705
And the entire world
is going to ask
868
00:38:16,705 --> 00:38:19,342
why Mr. Braun didn't comment,
and he's gonna say to you,
869
00:38:19,342 --> 00:38:20,776
"Why couldn't you spin this
for me?"
870
00:38:20,776 --> 00:38:23,079
And you'll say,
"Oh, well, I could have,
871
00:38:23,079 --> 00:38:26,282
but, you know, I was a pussy."
872
00:38:26,282 --> 00:38:28,817
My, we are a hotshot,
aren't we?
873
00:38:28,817 --> 00:38:30,886
Yeah, we are.
874
00:38:32,554 --> 00:38:33,789
Wait here.
875
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,398
[phones dinging]
876
00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,370
[laughs]
877
00:38:48,969 --> 00:38:50,974
Yes, I'm heading there now,
Mr. Beamer.
878
00:38:50,974 --> 00:38:53,609
I'll meet you
at the press check-in.
879
00:38:53,609 --> 00:38:56,340
Right, the social media tent.
880
00:38:56,340 --> 00:38:59,343
Right. That sounds good.
881
00:39:04,618 --> 00:39:06,389
Maybe we should
get an Uber instead.
882
00:39:06,389 --> 00:39:07,957
- [sighs]
- Hey.
883
00:39:07,957 --> 00:39:10,093
Grace.
884
00:39:10,093 --> 00:39:11,995
Hey.
885
00:39:11,995 --> 00:39:13,296
God damn this.
886
00:39:13,296 --> 00:39:15,198
God damn this fucking day.
887
00:39:15,198 --> 00:39:16,299
What are you
talking about?
888
00:39:16,299 --> 00:39:18,201
You crushed it last night.
889
00:39:18,201 --> 00:39:19,668
You're a viral sensation.
890
00:39:19,668 --> 00:39:22,538
A viral sensation
on the verge of divorce.
891
00:39:22,538 --> 00:39:24,807
And work won't love you back, right?
892
00:39:24,807 --> 00:39:27,476
So where does that leave me?
893
00:39:27,476 --> 00:39:28,577
Okay.
894
00:39:28,577 --> 00:39:30,313
What happened?
895
00:39:30,313 --> 00:39:31,780
I don't know what happened.
896
00:39:31,780 --> 00:39:34,517
I don't--all I know
is that you were right.
897
00:39:34,517 --> 00:39:36,185
Everything that you told me
back in Vegas--
898
00:39:36,185 --> 00:39:37,886
everything you've been saying
all along, you were right.
899
00:39:37,886 --> 00:39:39,989
We can't have it all.
That's what it is.
900
00:39:39,989 --> 00:39:41,490
Okay, listen to me.
901
00:39:41,490 --> 00:39:44,193
There is no such thing
as work-life balance.
902
00:39:44,193 --> 00:39:45,861
It's all an ebb and flow.
903
00:39:45,861 --> 00:39:47,796
Some days the work is good
and the home life is shit.
904
00:39:47,796 --> 00:39:50,633
Other days,
it's the other way around.
905
00:39:50,633 --> 00:39:53,069
What's fucking beautiful
is that you have two things
906
00:39:53,069 --> 00:39:55,038
you care about that much.
907
00:39:55,038 --> 00:39:58,174
You have a husband who
loves you and you love him.
908
00:39:58,174 --> 00:40:01,010
You two are gonna
figure this out.
909
00:40:01,010 --> 00:40:05,081
We're all just gonna
figure it out, you know?
910
00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:12,388
Now, Lola told me
about Johnny Beamer.
911
00:40:12,388 --> 00:40:16,325
Does this mean you're starting
your own media empire?
912
00:40:16,325 --> 00:40:17,660
That's huge.
- I don't know.
913
00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:19,395
I don't know what it means.
914
00:40:19,395 --> 00:40:22,131
Beamer says that I need more
than one viral moment, so--
915
00:40:22,131 --> 00:40:23,632
Well, what about a scoop
916
00:40:23,632 --> 00:40:25,935
that could take down
America's Mayor?
917
00:40:25,935 --> 00:40:28,637
[playful music]
918
00:40:28,637 --> 00:40:31,140
♪ ♪
919
00:40:31,140 --> 00:40:34,010
[indistinct chatter]
920
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,914
What do you say
to allegations
921
00:40:37,914 --> 00:40:39,949
that you commissioned
opposition research
922
00:40:39,949 --> 00:40:45,021
on Felicity Walker in an effort
to get Mayor Garrett elected?
923
00:40:45,021 --> 00:40:47,023
[sniffs loudly]
You still think anything
924
00:40:47,023 --> 00:40:49,125
you write in your paper
matters?
925
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:51,260
No.
926
00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:52,761
But I think the truth matters.
927
00:40:52,761 --> 00:40:54,663
I hate to break it to you,
"Sentinel,"
928
00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:57,633
but the truth left the building
a long time ago.
929
00:40:57,633 --> 00:40:59,735
Okay, this is not Russia,
Mr. Braun,
930
00:40:59,735 --> 00:41:01,270
and you're not some
fucking oligarch
931
00:41:01,270 --> 00:41:03,006
who can buy our democracy.
932
00:41:03,006 --> 00:41:04,673
[laughs]
933
00:41:04,673 --> 00:41:08,444
You know, you--
your fantasy about democracy,
934
00:41:08,444 --> 00:41:09,913
it doesn't exist anymore.
935
00:41:09,913 --> 00:41:11,547
You know,
people vote out of fear,
936
00:41:11,547 --> 00:41:13,516
misinformation, selfishness.
937
00:41:13,516 --> 00:41:16,019
Our political system is a joke.
938
00:41:16,019 --> 00:41:17,753
No one is in charge.
939
00:41:17,753 --> 00:41:20,023
It is a circus
that never packs up.
940
00:41:20,023 --> 00:41:22,391
And who better to step in
and fill the void
941
00:41:22,391 --> 00:41:23,726
than the people in this room--
942
00:41:23,726 --> 00:41:26,490
CEOs, titans of industry, entrepreneurs?
943
00:41:26,490 --> 00:41:29,532
Huh? Who else?
Them, the unwashed masses?
944
00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:33,036
They'd elect a cantaloupe
for a trip to Disney
945
00:41:33,036 --> 00:41:35,004
and a blooming onion
grease bomb at Outback.
946
00:41:35,004 --> 00:41:36,605
Democracy is not
your plaything.
947
00:41:36,605 --> 00:41:38,274
Ho-hoo! Whoo!
948
00:41:38,274 --> 00:41:40,876
Everybody, can I have
your attention, please?
949
00:41:40,876 --> 00:41:42,506
Your attention, please,
everyone!
950
00:41:42,506 --> 00:41:43,712
Attention, please.
951
00:41:43,712 --> 00:41:46,049
I'd like to introduce you
to Sadie.
952
00:41:46,049 --> 00:41:48,151
Excuse me.
953
00:41:48,151 --> 00:41:51,988
She thinks our democracy
cannot be bought...
954
00:41:51,988 --> 00:41:52,956
[laughter]
955
00:41:52,956 --> 00:41:54,490
And that our future should rest
956
00:41:54,490 --> 00:41:56,725
on the morbidly obese shoulders
957
00:41:56,725 --> 00:41:59,062
of everyday fucking Americans!
958
00:41:59,062 --> 00:42:01,397
How are we gonna
break it to her
959
00:42:01,397 --> 00:42:03,266
that our democracy is dead?
960
00:42:03,266 --> 00:42:04,600
It's fucking dead!
961
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,569
Can you hear me
in the cheap seats?
962
00:42:06,569 --> 00:42:08,437
[patrons cheering]
It's dead!
963
00:42:08,437 --> 00:42:11,874
D-E-A-D, dead!
964
00:42:11,874 --> 00:42:13,876
[gasps]
965
00:42:13,876 --> 00:42:16,479
Peanuts? EpiPen!
[gasps]
966
00:42:16,479 --> 00:42:18,314
Fuck you!
- Oh, shit!
967
00:42:18,314 --> 00:42:21,350
[patrons gasping]
968
00:42:22,383 --> 00:42:25,288
[Creedence Clearwater
Revival's "Fortunate Son"]
969
00:42:25,288 --> 00:42:29,225
[upbeat rock music]
970
00:42:29,225 --> 00:42:32,495
[cheers and applause]
971
00:42:32,495 --> 00:42:39,563
♪ ♪
972
00:42:41,034 --> 00:42:44,240
♪ Some folks are born
made to wave the flag ♪
973
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:48,144
♪ Ooh, they're red,
white, and blue ♪
974
00:42:48,144 --> 00:42:51,547
♪ And when the band plays
"Hail to the Chief" ♪
975
00:42:51,547 --> 00:42:55,579
♪ Ooh, they point the cannon
at you, Lord ♪
976
00:42:55,579 --> 00:42:58,554
♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪
977
00:42:58,554 --> 00:43:03,159
Please welcome to the stage
Hayden Wells Garrett!
978
00:43:03,159 --> 00:43:06,029
♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪
979
00:43:06,029 --> 00:43:09,265
♪ I ain't no fortunate one,
no ♪
980
00:43:09,265 --> 00:43:13,102
♪ Some folks are born
silver spoon in hand ♪
981
00:43:13,102 --> 00:43:16,872
♪ Lord, don't they
help themselves, no ♪
982
00:43:16,872 --> 00:43:20,076
[laughs]
Thank you.
983
00:43:20,076 --> 00:43:21,544
Thank you.
984
00:43:21,544 --> 00:43:23,479
To the chairman
and my great friends
985
00:43:23,479 --> 00:43:27,016
in the Wisconsin delegation,
and to all my fellow Americans
986
00:43:27,016 --> 00:43:29,352
on both sides
of the political aisle,
987
00:43:29,352 --> 00:43:30,920
it is with deep humility
988
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:35,858
and profound gratitude
I accept your nomination
989
00:43:35,858 --> 00:43:38,461
for the Presidency
of the United States.
990
00:43:38,461 --> 00:43:41,230
[cheers and applause]
991
00:43:41,230 --> 00:43:42,698
{\an8}May God bless you,
992
00:43:42,698 --> 00:43:45,234
{\an8}and may God bless
the United States of America!
993
00:43:45,234 --> 00:43:48,871
♪ Some folks inherit
star-spangled eyes ♪
994
00:43:48,871 --> 00:43:51,975
♪ Ooh, they send you
down to war, Lord ♪
995
00:43:51,975 --> 00:43:54,010
♪ And when you ask 'em... ♪
996
00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:56,145
How did we get it so wrong?
997
00:43:56,145 --> 00:43:58,614
Why did we give him a pass?
998
00:43:58,614 --> 00:44:01,284
Were we blinded by youth?
999
00:44:03,351 --> 00:44:04,753
Ambition?
1000
00:44:06,487 --> 00:44:07,890
Cynicism?
1001
00:44:09,090 --> 00:44:11,027
Hope?
1002
00:44:11,027 --> 00:44:14,097
As I watched him on stage,
it hit me.
1003
00:44:14,097 --> 00:44:17,000
We had become unwitting agents
of the patriarchy,
1004
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,502
and it would take
all of us to stop him.
1005
00:44:19,502 --> 00:44:22,171
[cheers and applause]
1006
00:44:24,773 --> 00:44:27,243
[intense music]
1007
00:44:27,243 --> 00:44:34,083
♪ ♪
1008
00:44:59,173 --> 00:45:01,577
We have a warrant to search
for the classified materials.
1009
00:45:01,577 --> 00:45:04,213
Right now, agents are
ransacking your apartment,
1010
00:45:04,213 --> 00:45:06,415
your hotel room,
your mom's house,
1011
00:45:06,415 --> 00:45:07,650
your boyfriend's apartment.
1012
00:45:07,650 --> 00:45:09,452
Is he really my boyfriend?
1013
00:45:09,452 --> 00:45:11,820
We will find them.
1014
00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:14,490
Go ahead.
1015
00:45:14,490 --> 00:45:18,761
I don't have them.
1016
00:45:18,761 --> 00:45:25,801
♪ ♪
1017
00:45:48,723 --> 00:45:50,059
Can I go now?
1018
00:45:50,059 --> 00:45:51,794
[Tom Petty's
"I Won't Back Down"]
1019
00:45:51,794 --> 00:45:54,397
The boys on the bus would have
knifed each other
1020
00:45:54,397 --> 00:45:55,564
to get the story.
1021
00:45:55,564 --> 00:45:57,967
We were supposed to be rivals,
1022
00:45:57,967 --> 00:46:00,869
nemeses, vicious competitors.
1023
00:46:00,869 --> 00:46:03,239
Instead, we became a family,
1024
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:07,210
bonded together to save our
democracy or go down trying.
1025
00:46:07,210 --> 00:46:11,247
♪ You can stand me up
at the gates of hell ♪
1026
00:46:11,247 --> 00:46:15,318
♪ But I won't back down ♪
1027
00:46:15,318 --> 00:46:19,688
♪ No, I'll stand my ground ♪
1028
00:46:19,688 --> 00:46:23,559
♪ Won't be turned around ♪
1029
00:46:23,559 --> 00:46:28,164
♪ And I'll keep this world
from dragging me down ♪
1030
00:46:28,164 --> 00:46:32,301
♪ Gonna stand my ground ♪
1031
00:46:32,301 --> 00:46:36,105
♪ And I won't back down ♪
1032
00:46:36,105 --> 00:46:41,277
♪ Hey, baby ♪
1033
00:46:41,277 --> 00:46:45,381
♪ There ain't
no easy way out ♪
1034
00:46:45,381 --> 00:46:49,718
♪ Hey, I ♪
1035
00:46:49,718 --> 00:46:53,656
♪ Will stand my ground ♪
1036
00:46:53,656 --> 00:46:57,660
♪ And I won't back down ♪
1037
00:46:57,660 --> 00:47:02,331
♪ No, I won't back down ♪
1038
00:47:04,465 --> 00:47:07,403
[mellow music]
1039
00:47:07,403 --> 00:47:14,510
♪ ♪
1040
00:48:25,947 --> 00:48:28,617
Greg, move your head.
1041
00:48:28,617 --> 00:48:30,186
Bye.
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