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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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There's nothing like picking
apples on a summer's day.
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, it's stuck.
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What the--
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(YELLS)
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Eh, what's up, Spock?
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I'll tell you what's up,
inferior life form.
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You're going to tell me
how to take over the Earth!
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Sorry, pal. But this planet
is already taken.
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So why don't you take
your little spacecraft
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and toodle on back to
where you came from?
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If you don't help me,
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then I will use
my disintegration ray
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to destroy you!
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
On second thought,
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maybe the Earth could
use some new management.
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Oh, goody, goody.
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Tell me all your
earthling secrets.
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All my earthling secrets?
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Well, I'm scared of the dark,
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I don't always brush my teeth
before bed,
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and sometimes I wear
the same underpants
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two days in a row.
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I mean, secrets to
taking over the Earth!
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Oh, those secrets.
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Well, if you wanna
take over the Earth,
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the secret is mastering
three activities.
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I just love activities.
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And mastery.
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(PLAYERS GRUNTING)
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All right. This is one of
the three activities
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you must master
to take over the Earth.
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It's called football.
We do it every weekend.
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It looks like they're trying
to rip each other's heads off!
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Yeah, pretty much.
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But if you wanna
take over the Earth,
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you gotta be able to run
all the way down to the end
of the field
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and score a touchdown.
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You're new at this.
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I'm gonna help you out.
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Now here's the play.
Tight right, Z-54,
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butterscotch crunch
on three.
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I don't know what that means.
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- Just go long!
-(YELLS)
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Down, set, Red Omaha,
Red Omaha!
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I'm Red Omaha!
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Get out of here,
I'm trying to save the world!
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(RED OMAHA YELLS)
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Hut, hut, hike!
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(MARVIN YELLS)
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You did it, Marvin!
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You scored a touchdown!
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MARVIN: (GROANING)
Oh, goody, goody.
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And now it's time
for the extra point.
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(SCREAMING)
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He's good!
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If I'm good,
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then why do I feel so bad?
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It doesn't matter
how you feel.
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You did it!
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You learned football!
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So, that means I'm ready
to take over the Earth?
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No, you have two more
activities to learn.
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Follow me.
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Welcome to your next activity.
The steak house.
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Now, if you wanna
take over the world,
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you have to get your picture
on this restaurant's
wall of fame.
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And the only way to do that
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is to eat the biggest steak
they have.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Now bring out
the big one, boys!
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Huh?
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(BEEPS)
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Oh, dear. (GROANS)
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Heavens to Murgatroyd,
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this is too big!
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Then I guess you can't
get your picture on the wall.
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What? Wait.
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Marvin never quits!
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You know, for a little guy,
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he's got quite the appetite.
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(MARVIN BURPS LOUDLY)
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There. I... (GAGS)
did it.
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Now let's get your picture.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Now that you've mastered
the art of overeating,
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you have to master
the art of overshopping.
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At this wholesale
warehouse store.
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Look at all these great deals.
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I don't know why,
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but I suddenly have the urge
to buy everything!
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That's right.
Hit it, Rhoda.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ You gotta buy
You gotta buy in bulk
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♪ You gotta buy
You gotta buy in bulk
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♪ Don't just sit and sulk
You gotta buy in bulk
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♪ Second verse
Same as the first
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♪ You gotta buy
You gotta buy in bulk
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♪ You gotta buy
You gotta buy in bulk
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♪ Don't just sit and sulk
You gotta buy in bulk
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♪ Yeah ♪
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(MARVIN GRUNTING)
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You need bigger carts.
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(RUMBLING)
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Oh, no.
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Now that I've got my bounty
loaded into my spaceship,
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it's time for
planetary domination!
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You should've had it
delivered, doc.
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Ooh, you tricked me, rabbit!
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You'll pay for this!
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(SARCASTICALLY)
Oh, no.
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(GASPING AND PANTING)
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Eh, what's up, doc?
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I'm too tired to chase you.
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I'm still exhausted from
shopping and gorging on meat.
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Forget about chasing me.
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I have a better activity
for us to do.
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Another root beer?
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No, thank you. I'm good.
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This is actually
the ultimate Earth activity.
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It's called
"Putting your feet up."
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Ooh, I like
putting my feet up.
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In fact, I could put
my feet up all the time.
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What about taking over
the Earth?
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I think the Earth
has taken over me.
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(BURPS)
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I'll see that burp
and raise you another.
(BURPS)
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Oh, no. I'll see that burp
and raise you another.
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(BURPS)
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(BOTH CONTINUES BURPING)
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Gentlemen, this here is
the noted oceanographer
Blacque Jacque Shellacque.
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Is that the guy
in the courtroom
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with the little,
tiny typewriter?
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No, Horace. An Oceanographer
is someone who explores
the vast ocean waters,
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and documents and tells
his adventures.
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Well, we think Blacque Jacque
is using his documentaries
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as an elaborate
sponge-dealing operation.
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I believe that's illegal.
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Yeah, I need those things
to clean my dirty dishes.
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Sponges are a valuable part of
the delicate ocean ecosystem,
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but they're worth
a lot of money.
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Your assignment will be to
go undercover,
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and work on
Blacque Jacque's sub.
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We're gonna make
sub sandwiches!
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All my dreams
are coming true!
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You're not making
sub sandwiches,
you knucklehead!
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But I got so excited
I cut all this roast beef!
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Don't worry, buddy.
I'll find a nice home
for you someday.
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No problem, Chief.
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- You can count on us.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Let me tell you about all
the different sandwiches
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there are in the world,
all right?
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There's Monte Cristo,
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there's grilled cheese,
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there's ham on rye--
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So, you silly willies
are my pathetic excuse
for a crew, eh?
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Oh, man.
That little guy is angry.
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That's hilarious.
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Porky and Horace,
reporting for duty, Captain.
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Well, don't just stand there
like day-old poutine.
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Get into my submarine!
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There is exploring to do
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and money to be made.
(CHUCKLES)
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(SUBMARINE SONAR BEEPING)
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Now, you are my crew
and you will do as I say.
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You will be
a finely tuned machine.
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What's a what? Did you say
hot tuna on wheat?
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I do not want a sandwich!
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I said "Fine tuned machine!"
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah,
I still don't know what
you're saying, lil' fella.
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Stop patronizing me.
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Now, get to your stations!
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You got it, Mr. Jacque.
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Ooh! Look at all these
cool buttons and lights!
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Gee, I wonder
what this one does.
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(GROANS)
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Hmm, doesn't seem to be
doing anything.
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Hey, maybe the button
is sticky or somethin'.
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Horace, stop pressing
those buttons!
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Ooh, sorry. Better?
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Press the same button!
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We gotta get that periscope
off the Captain.
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(YELLING)
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Oh, no. Where did
Blacque Jacque go?
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Oh, hey, Captain.
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What are you doing
outside the sub?
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Oh, no. We gotta get him
back in here quick!
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You two are
grossly unqualified.
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BLACQUE: Okay,
let's try this again.
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You will film me
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as I narrate the beautiful
water dance of the fishes.
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Roll film, pig.
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This is the coral that lives
on the ocean floor.
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Its finely delicate structure
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is a perfect hiding spot
for electric eels.
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Huh?
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-(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
-(GROANING)
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(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Hey, Porky.
You got the high score.
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(PORKY SHUDDERING)
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Thanks for this cage, Captain.
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Is this to protect me
from sharks?
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It's to protect you from me if
we don't get this next shot!
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Maybe we can film something
soft and cuddly?
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Like sponges.
Do you know where they are?
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What do you know
about sponges?
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-(THUDDING)
- What was that?
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Hold on,
I'll be right back.
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Wait, what about me?
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BLACQUE: You'll be fine.
Just stay in the cage.
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Horace, I think Blacque Jacque
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is swimming off to steal
the sponges.
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I'm gonna go after him.
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Open the cage.
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Okay. You got it!
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(SCREAMS) Sharks!
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Close the cage!
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Oh, don't worry, partner.
I got this!
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Whoops. Wrong button.
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BLACQUE: Get away
from my little piggy,
you overgrown halibut.
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One down, one to-- (SCREAMS)
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(SHUDDERS) Horace.
It looks like this is the end.
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I want you to know what
you were a great partner.
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Hey, shark.
Don't have the ham.
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Try the roast beef instead!
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Mmm.
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(CHOMPING)
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(BURPS)
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Horace, you did it!
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You saved my life--
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(STUTTERS) You saved my bacon!
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(CHUCKLES) I knew I could be
a great sandwich sculptor.
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Now let's go stop
Blacque Jacque from
stealing those sponges.
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(GROANING)
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PORKY: There he is.
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(BLACQUE GROANING)
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Get your croissants
off of me!
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HORACE: Chief, what are you
doing on the ocean floor?
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And why do you have
that big bag full of
illegal sponges?
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Because I'm the one
stealing the sponges!
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(ALL GASP)
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(CHOMPING) Mmm.
Mm-hmm-hmm.
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You see, Blacque Jacque here
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kept interrupting my
sponge-stealin' scheme
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when he films
his little videos.
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I signed you two dunderheads
to stop him.
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I figured you'd keep him
far away from here,
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so I can steal all these
fluffy sponges for myself.
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00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,352
Feel 'em!
They're so fluffy.
253
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,562
So goldarn fluffy!
254
00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:47,646
Ooh, he's right.
255
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,148
They are fluffy and whatnot.
256
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:52,193
He's also right about you two
being dunderheads.
257
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:55,571
Even so, we did our job
and caught the bad guy.
258
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,990
Horace, take the Chief away.
259
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,450
What's gonna happen to me?
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00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,743
You're going to jail.
261
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,829
Where unlike sponges,
they won't be soft on you.
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00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:07,500
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