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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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BUGS: Hold still, Esther.
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I just gotta get some
new shoes on ya.
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(NEIGHS, NICKERS)
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- What do ya think?
-(NEIGHS APPROVINGLY)
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Good. 'Cause we
gotta make sure
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we're all set
for our special
assignment today.
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As Marshal of
this here territory,
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we need to safely escort
a special passenger
to Tombstone Falls.
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Somebody named
Archibald St. Reginald,
I think.
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MOLE RAT: Actually, it's
Reginald St. Archibald.
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Naked mole rat,
raconteur and connoisseur
of all things toast.
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Did you say "toast"?
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That's right.
I'm a toaster oven salesman.
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I've got a few hundred
in that there cart.
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- And you're a naked mole rat?
- Yeah.
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But I dress business casual.
Anyhoo, can I interest you
in a fine toaster oven?
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Nah, I'm good.
Uh, we should get going.
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Come on, Esther.
Time to get a move on.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You get off there.
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You drove last time.
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SAM: Ooh,
look at that stagecoach.
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It's just screaming,
"Rob me, Yosemite Sam."
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(LAUGHTER)
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What are you doing?
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We're pretending
to be tumbleweed.
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Whee!
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Oh, knock it off
and get on your horses.
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We gotta rob that stagecoach.
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A coach with a stage on it?
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We was on a stage once.
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"Romeo, Oh, Romeo,
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"wherefore art thou Romeo?"
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"I am under your balcony,
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"waiting to give you
a big ol' smooch."
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Oh, cut it out, you nitwits.
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There ain't no plays
on a stagecoach.
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Now, mount up
and let's get 'em.
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Oh, no! Those guys
are trying to rob us.
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Are you sure?
They could be chasing us
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because they heard about
the low, low prices
on these toaster ovens.
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Hey, Curt, look.
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There's a pond up yonder.
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I wanna go skinny dipping.
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(BOTH LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
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Ugh! Not again!
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Ooh, I gotta do
everything myself.
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All right, rabbit.
Reach for the sky.
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How about reaching
for an industrial-strength
toaster oven?
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With its quick meals,
it's perfect for
the criminal on the go.
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Reg, stay inside the coach.
It's my job to keep you safe.
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Wait! What's the warranty
on this thing?
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Whoa!
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(GROANING)
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-(MECHANICAL THUD)
- What the...
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(CACKLES) It's me,
evil inventor Dr. Elmer Fudd.
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Behold my latest invention,
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my special
stagecoach-snatching
hot air balloon.
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Not on my watch.
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Stay inside, Reg!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Instead of grabbing
the stagecoach,
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how about grabbing
a super-duper deluxe
toaster oven.
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It's great
for English muffins,
eggs Benedict,
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and drying a wet pair
of long underwear.
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Long underwear?
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Ugh! Gross.
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Darn it. I always
lose 'em with that
"long underwear" line.
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Sit back, Reg,
and leave this to me.
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- Now I've got you.
-(CLANG)
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-(GROWLING)
- Oh, no!
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-(ELMER YELLING)
-(BOTH GROANING)
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I guess Dr. Fudd just
couldn't "bear" to
bring us in. (CHUCKLES)
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How about,
he came to a "grizzly" end?
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Wait, wait. I got it.
It looks like he
threw in the "growl".
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-(SNAPPING)
- Yikes!
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(SNAPPING)
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It is I, the mad trapper,
Blacque Jacque Shellacque.
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And I have set
many, many, many
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giant mad traps
to rob the stagecoach.
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You know what's a trap,
a regular toaster.
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Because you're trapped
into making only toast.
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A toaster oven
gives you an infinite number
of food options.
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You can make
cranberry muffins,
nut-crusted rainbow trout,
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Moroccan pork kebabs...
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You can even toast
a bagel with the cream
cheese already on it.
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-(SNAPPING)
-(BOTH EXCLAIM)
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(ESTHER STRAINING)
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(GROANING)
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Oh, no, we're stuck.
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You're never stuck
with a toaster oven.
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The options are limitless.
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Will you stop talking
about toaster ovens?
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What? You can't ask me to stop
talking about toaster ovens.
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That's like asking a fish
not to swim,
or a cow not to moo,
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or a teacher to stop assigning
unnecessary homework.
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- It's just not right.
-(GRUNTING) Got it.
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All right, now let's
get out of this place.
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Giddyap, Mary. Or Penny.
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I don't know
this horse's name. Hiyah!
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Hey, wait for me.
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Okay, Reg, I finally got you
to Tombstone Falls
safe and sound.
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Yeah. This is the place.
You know it used to be called
Dirt Nap Falls.
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Ironically, they had
zero fatalities.
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So what are you gonna do
in Tombstone Falls,
Mr. Archibald?
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I'm gonna blow it up
with some dynamite,
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so I can build
a giant toaster oven factory.
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Well, that's great.
Good luck with th...
Wait, what?
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hold on. Let me flip over
my ominous music rec.
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That's right.
I'm gonna blow up...
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(POLKA MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well, would you look at that?
The B side was polka music.
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It's pretty catchy,
but not what
I'm going for right now.
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Ah, well, I guess
I'll do it in acapella.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
That's right.
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I'm gonna blow up
Tombstone Falls.
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Pum-Pum-Pa...
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- You get the idea.
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
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BUGS: You can't just blow up
Tombstone Falls
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and build
a toaster oven factory.
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Hey, what's that over there?
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Ha! I made you look.
(LAUGHING)
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I can't believe
you fell for that.
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That never works!
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
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- Oh, boy!
- All right, I'm taking you in.
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- No, you're not.
- And why not?
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'Cause while you
were distracted,
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I tied your leg to the horse.
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Betsy. Callie. Whatever.
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- Hiyah!
-(NEIGHING)
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Whoa, Esther! Whoa! Whoa!
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I said, "Whoa!" (GROANS)
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What part of "whoa"
don't you understand?
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(NICKERS)
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-(ALL GROWLING)
- Uh-oh.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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We have captured our nemesis
Marshal Bugs Bunny.
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Yeah, and we caught
our rival too.
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Those words
mean the same thing.
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That's funny.
They sound different.
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And now, fellas, I know
we've had our differences.
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Differences? You blew me up
with dynamite.
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Why, you shoved
a bee hive in my gun,
and I got stung all over.
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You tricked me into putting on
tiny underpants that
squeeze and chafe me so.
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But you got bigger problems,
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because there's
a crazy toaster salesman
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who's gonna blow up
Tombstone Falls.
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(ALL GASP)
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What a dastardly,
fiendish, evil plan.
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I really wish
I had thought of it.
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Yeah. I'm jealous.
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But wait. He can't destroy
Tombstone Falls.
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It has all the best
banks to rob.
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And if Tombstone Falls
is blown up,
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we gotta done do
all our robbing
on the other side of the hill.
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Eh, not to worry, boys.
I got a plan.
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Gather around.
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
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♪ I'm gonna blow upTombstone Falls pronto
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♪ Sit on a matAnd press this button
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♪ Then start makingToaster ovens
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♪ I'm gonna blow upTombstone Falls pronto ♪
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Time to turn Tombstone Falls
into a Boom Town. (CHUCKLES)
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You see what I did there?
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Hello. (CLEARS THROAT)
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Hello.
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I am just a lonely
pioneer lady
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passing through town,
and I need your help.
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- You're a lady?
- Do you have
a problem with that?
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No, no, it's just,
you have a mustache.
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Aah! This is just
the latest style.
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All the ladies
are growing this now.
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Well, I can't help you
right now, mustache lady.
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- I've got a town to blow up.
- It is too bad.
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Because you see,
I have all this bread
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and nothing to toast it with.
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Did you say
you need bread toasted?
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Today's your lucky day.
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Now, tell me, what's it
gonna take to get your bread
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into one of these
spectacular toaster ovens?
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Quick, let's grab the dynamite
and load it into the wagon.
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Now I can see
you're a woman of taste.
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I couldn't see you with
anything less than
a Bun Burner 5000.
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(GRUNTS)
Look at all this dynamite.
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Once we save Tombstone Falls,
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I'm gonna come back here
and use it to rob the bank.
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No way. I'm gonna use it
to rob the jewelry store.
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- Bank!
- Jewelry store!
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- Bank!
- Guys!
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Before you rob the town,
you've gotta save the town.
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Hey! I found an old piece
of bacon in my pocket.
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Let's heat it up
with this here candle,
and have it for a snack.
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If you want it crispy,
you put it
on the second rack.
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But if you want it
extra crispy,
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you also put it
on the second rack.
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(EXPLOSION)
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Let me guess, wigs are
the new trend now too?
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Au revoir.
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You're also bilingual?
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- He's on to us. Run!
-(ELMER GRUNTS)
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Come back here
with my dynamite!
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We did it, guys.
We got the dynamite.
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Now we can rob that bank.
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- Jewelry store!
- Bank!
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Jewelry store!
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(ALL SCREAM)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Did I just get hit
by a piece of toast?
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That's right. It's toast,
and so are you.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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- Can we get something to eat?
-(GUNSHOTS)
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-(BOTH GRUNT)
-(MUNCHING)
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Nobody can resist
my impeccably-cooked toast.
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Now, you have any last words?
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Yeah. I think
your toast is mediocre.
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What did you say?
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'Cause I'm having
a little trouble hearing.
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I said your toast
is mediocre!
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No one insults my toast!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GULPS, SMACKS LIPS)
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Average.
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Then how about
we turn up the heat
with a ghost pepper pizza.
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No! My toaster ovens are gone!
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(CRYING)
My beautiful toaster ovens.
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It looks like your toast
just got burned.
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Well, guys, that was fun.
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We should team up
and catch bad guys more often.
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Yeah. We should.
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Yeah. Count me in.
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Totally.
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You're all going off
to rob the bank, aren't ya?
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ELMER: Jewelry store!
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Before you go,
would you like a snack
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from this toaster oven
I just made?
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I'm good. (WHISTLES)
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All right, gentlemen.
Get ready to be
brought to justice.
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Let's get 'em, Esther.
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Oh! Esther!
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Mmm!
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That's all folks.
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