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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Thank you, Cleveland.
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(SCREAMS) Gabby.
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You ever heard
of knocking?
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Have you ever heard
of guitar lessons?
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I'll have you know
that I was awarded
the best guitar player
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in my old school talent show.
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Was it a school of fish?
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We don't have time
for your sarcastic comments,
Gabby.
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We're opening for
Steel Underpants
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at the Civic Center tonight.
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Well, there's not gonna be
a concert tonight
or any night.
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Why wouldn't there
by a concert?
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Because there's giant
asteroid that's about
to blow up the Earth.
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You mean from outer space?
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No, it's an asteroid
from New Jersey.
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Of course,
it's from outer space.
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That's crazy,
if there was an asteroid
streaking towards the Earth,
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it would be
all over the news.
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(LAUGHS) Well,
I, for one, am very excited
to see Steel Underpants.
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In other news,
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an asteroid is streaking
towards the Earth!
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Cut to the live feed.
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Hello, Planet Earth,
so sorry I'm running late
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but traffic on the Milky Way
was outrageous.
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But good news is
it's cleared up,
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so I should be smashing you
to bits in a few hours. Ta ta.
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-(STATIC)
-(CLICKS OFF TV)
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Uh...
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No asteroid's gonna
destroy the Earth.
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But how are we
gonna stop it?
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Yeah, it's not like
we can just fly up
in a rocket ship
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and blow it up
with a crate of dynamite.
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You have a rocket ship
and a crate of dynamite?
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Yeah, I bought 'em
in a garage sale
for only a dollar.
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Now, come on, guys,
let's blow up that asteroid.
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(GRUNTING)
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All right, let's show
that asteroid
we mean business.
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Blast off.
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(EXPLODES)
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I should've bought
the two dollar rocket.
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Okay, maybe we can
throw something
into the orbit,
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knock it off course.
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Bigfoot, you think
you're strong enough
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to throw something
into space?
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Uh, let me see.
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Hey. (SCREAMING)
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-(GRUNTS)
- Nope.
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Well, maybe we can get
an object into space
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using this giant rubber band.
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(STUTTERING) Why am I
always the object?
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(SCREAMING)
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- Amateurs.
- Wile E.
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Coyote, yes, yes,
super genius and all that.
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Perhaps I could be
of assistance,
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I do have experience
trying to destroy things
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that travel
at high speeds.
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No thanks, we're capable
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of stopping that asteroid
ourselves.
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- Right, guys?
- Right.
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-(SCREAMING)
-(THUDS)
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On second thought,
Wile E., I'm all ears,
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because the rest
of my body is broken.
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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Gentlemen,
to destroy an asteroid,
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you're going
to have to travel
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at high velocity
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with both accuracy
and precision.
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Now, I want you to try
and hit that target.
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(GRUNTS)
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Whoa!
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(SCREAMS)
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Whoa! (GRUNTS)
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ALL: Hooray!
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Been there, done that.
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Now before you destroy
a large rock,
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you're going
to have to practice
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on smaller ones
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using these sledge hammers.
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(ALL GROANING)
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(STUTTERING) Moving too fast.
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Don't worry, guys,
I got this.
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Bigfoot, wait.
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-(BIGFOOT GRUNTS)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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-(WHIMPERS)
-(BIGFOOT GRUNTS)
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All right, gentlemen.
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This is the Neutron 3,000.
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It's a very powerful bomb.
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If all else fails,
attach this device
to the asteroid
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and push this button.
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You mean this button here?
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(ALARM BLARING)
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(SCREAMS) Run!
Run for your lives.
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(ALL PANTING)
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It's all right.
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I think we got
far enough away
from the blast radius.
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Hey, Mr. Coyote,
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- you forgot your cake.
-(ALARM BLARING)
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I'd like you all
to get away from me.
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- But I...
- Go away.
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Gentlemen, you've proven
yourselves to be totally
destructive.
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Possibly even more destructive
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than the asteroid hurdling
towards the Earth.
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Your training
is complete.
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Now get in this space rocket
and save the world.
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You can count on us.
Come on, guys.
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We're doomed.
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Squeaks, engage
forward thrusters.
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Right-o.
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Bigfoot, secure the supplies.
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Securing the pies,
they'll be ready
in a few minutes.
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All right, boys,
prep for landing.
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I'll bring her in so soft,
it'll be like landing
on a pillow.
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GABBY: What kind of pillows
are you sleeping on?
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BUGS: Yoo-hoo,
Mr. Asteroid.
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Your breath is kind
of stinky.
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Really? How embarrassing.
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I can't very well blow up
the Earth
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with bad breath now, can I?
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Not to worry.
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We have a comet sized
breath mint for you.
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It might help.
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-(EXPLODES)
- Ooh!
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Spicy cinnamon. (BURPS)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Great job, all we did
was give the asteroid gas.
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Hang on, everyone.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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It looks like
they're headed directly for...
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Me!
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(WHIMPERING)
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(PANTING)
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Oh, hmm.
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Oh!
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ASTEROID: Greetings,
planet Earth.
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Terribly sorry to interrupt,
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but I will be destroying you
ina matter of moments
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so if anyone wants
to mark the occasion
with a photograph,
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get your cameras out now.
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(CHUCKLES)
Because I'm only doing
this once.
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(GASPS) He's gonna
flatten us all.
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It's game over, man.
Game over.
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It's not over
till the fat lady sings.
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FAT LADY: Ahem.
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
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(VOCALIZING, SCREAMS)
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MAN: Hey.
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Any of you guys
know where's the Civic Center
is at?
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'Cause we're doing
a rock concert tonight.
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It's Axl Rose?
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I hope so, 'cause
I'm wearing his underwear.
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I thought he was
the lead singer
of Guns N' Roses.
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I am, but my real passion
is Steel Underpants.
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Sorry, Axl, but there's
not going to be
a concert tonight.
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Yeah, there is,
I wrote it on my hand, see?
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No, there's no concert tonight
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because an asteroid is about
to blow up the Earth.
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That's a bummer, man.
'Cause I bought
new speakers too.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, those speakers look like
they can do some damage.
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They'll blow your house
down, little piggie.
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In fact, when those speakers
are turned up full volume,
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my band can shake mountains
to the ground.
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Hmm, are you guys thinking
what I'm thinking?
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That I should go back
to wearing a mesh jersey
and a kilt on stage again?
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No, I was thinking that
if your band could play
loud enough,
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you could destroy
that asteroid.
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I love that idea.
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Only thing is
my band's not here.
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Their tour bus was destroyed
when a giant pig fell out
of the sky
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and crash-landed
on top of it.
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-(BIGFOOT WHISTLING)
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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We can be your band.
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I'm Bugs Bunny
and these are
the Looney Tunes.
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We were scheduled
to open for you guys
tonight.
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Well, Bugs, if we want
our music to destroy
an asteroid,
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I need a band
that rocks pretty hard.
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Think you guys
can do that?
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(GUITAR PLAYING)
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Does that answer
your question?
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Gentlemen,
it's time to rock the rock.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Turn it up
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♪ Make it loud
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♪ We'll get your guitar
into the scream
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♪ Heavy drums,
amplifiers
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♪ We're a sonic
demolition team
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♪ You've got to rock the rock
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♪ Loud and all around
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♪ Rock the rock
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♪ With a stone crunching sound
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♪ Ooh, rock the rock
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♪ Hammer and crane
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♪ Rock the rock
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♪ It's rabble making time
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♪ Power chords
Bass guitar
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♪ Get in the ring
We'll get in a brawl
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♪ We're going to destroy
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♪ We're a rock n' roll
wrecking ball
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♪ We gotta rock the rock
Smash it to bits
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♪ Rock the rock
With a heavy metal fist
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♪ Rock the rock
Grind it to the bone
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♪ Rock the rock
To destruction zone
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(EXPLODES)
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♪ Super sized
Pulverized
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♪ We're telling no lies
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♪ Rock the rock
Annihilate you
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♪ Devastate you
and decimate you
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♪ Rock the rock
Rock the rock
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♪ Rock the rock
Rock the rock
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♪ Rock the rock
Yeah, rock the rock
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♪ Rock the rock
Rock the rock
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♪ Rock the rock, yeah ♪
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ALL: Yeah!
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This isn't the last
you've seen of me,
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I'm going to come back
even stronger than before
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and then you'll be sorry.
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You'll be sorry!
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Wow, we did it,
we blew up the asteroid.
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It's like I've always said.
Rock n' roll can save
the world.
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- Literally.
- That's all, folks.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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