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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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trying to take down
crime boss, Mr. Big.
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That handsome fellow there
is me,
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South Florida
police detective,
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Cloudy Dorlock.
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(SPUTTERING)
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(STUTTERING)
Any sign for me
to leave, Dorlock?
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Not yet.
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DAFFY: That's Pigs,
he's my partner,
he's also undercover.
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(STUTTERING) I hope
he shows up soon,
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because it's really hard
holding my... (STUTTERING)
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(GASPING)
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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Looks like someone's
up to no good.
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Today's forecast
calls for a Cloudy
with a chance of justice.
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Police, freeze.
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Freeze, drop the bag.
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What? I'm just
throwing out
the garbage.
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(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
Nice try, bub.
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But this is clearly
someone's lunch.
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Now, are you going
to come quietly
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or do I have
to get rough?
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I should warn you,
I am trained in yoga
fighting.
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It's a mix of yoga
and karate.
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Warrior one,
warrior two.
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(GROANS)
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Downward duck.
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-(PORKY PIG EXCLAIMING)
-(GRUNTING)
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I got him
(STUTTERS) Dorlock.
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Book him, Hammo.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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LIEUTENANT: You are
on thin ice, boys.
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Not only did you
not catch Mr. Big,
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you arrested
an innocent garbage man.
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He may be innocent
of stealing lunches,
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but he's guilty of
waking me up every morning
with his truck.
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Beep, beep, beep.
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(IMITATES GARBAGE TRUCK)
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Enough!
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I don't have time
for your nonsense.
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Well, do you have time
for my shenanigans?
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Woo-hoo, woo-hoo.
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(NERVOUSLY) Woo-hoo.
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-(SHIVERING)
- Man, that is one
intense glare.
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At the police academy,
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I graduated top of my class
in intense glaring.
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Now, every moment
you waste here
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is a moment
Mr. Big is out
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wreaking havoc
on this city.
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Lieutenant, we'll find
Mr. Big, no problem.
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(SCOFFS) You couldn't find
your way out of a paper bag.
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Oh, yeah?
Watch this.
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All you gotta do is, uh...
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Well, this is harder
than I thought.
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Oh, no, help me,
I'm lost in this paper bag.
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LIEUTENANT: See?
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Now, you listen to me.
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I'm giving you two days
to find Mr. Big,
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and if you don't,
I'll find someone else
to bring him down.
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- You hear me?
- Mm-hmm.
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Now get out of my office.
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Well, what are you
waiting for?
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If I can't find my way
out of a paper bag,
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there's no way
I'm gonna find my way
out of your office.
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(GROANS)
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I hate to admit it,
(STUTTERS) Dorlock,
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but I have no clue
where to find Mr. Big.
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Don't worry, Chuckles,
I know a rat within
the organization.
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Okay, Minnesota,
give me two wheels
of cheddar
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and a baseball mitt.
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What's the baseball mitt for?
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I like to play
with my food.
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(LAUGHS) Riot.
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Get out of here.
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Got any cheese
for two famished detectives?
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Well, what can I do
for you two?
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(STUTTERS)
We're looking for Mr. Big.
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I got nothing
to say to you, copper.
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Hey, put me down.
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We know you're working
for him,
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just like we know
you stole all this cheese.
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This cheese isn't stolen,
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it fell off
the back of a truck
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that I stole.
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If you don't talk,
we're going to eat
every piece of cheese
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in your shop.
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Well, I ain't talking.
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Then we start eating.
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No, wait, wait, stop.
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You can't.
Not my cheese wheels.
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTING)
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- Stop.
- Are you ready
to rat, Rat?
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All right. There's a boat
coming in tonight
down at the docks.
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The boat's name
is the SS Sinksalot.
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That's where
Mr. Big will be.
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We have all
the information we need.
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Let's go, Pigs.
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Pigs?
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He gave us the information,
you can stop eating now.
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Here's the ship.
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The bad guys
must be on board.
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Let's go get them.
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Wait,
they'll be expecting us
to come thought the front.
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Let's surprise them
by climbing up the sides
of the ship,
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using these high tech
suction devices.
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Those are just
plunger tops.
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That's right,
we're going to unclog
the toilet of justice.
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Start climbing.
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTS) This is harder
than I thought.
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(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
Dorlock.
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You gotta get off me,
I can't carry us both.
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- Yes, you can.
-(MUFFLED) No, I can't.
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- Can.
- Can't.
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- Can.
- Can't.
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- Can.
- Can't.
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- Can.
- Can't.
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MR. BIG: I hear
you're looking for Mr. Big.
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Yeah, and we wanna
ask him some questions.
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MR. BIG: Well,
I have the answers.
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Or should I say,
"hamsters".
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(CACKLING)
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Seize them.
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Stop chewing
on those ropes
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and tie up
the policemen.
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(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
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MR. BIG: Well, well, well.
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The infamous Dorlock
and Pigs.
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I thought for a guy named
Mr. Big, you'd be...
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Uh, you know, big?
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Silence, you fools.
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Minnesota, thank you kindly
for your warning.
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My pleasure, Mr. Big.
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Minnesota, you sold us out,
you filthy pile of garbage.
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Actually, I sold you out
for a pile of garbage.
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I've heard so much
about you, Dorlock.
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So you've heard about
my super cool exploits
as a cop.
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No, I heard you can't
find your way out
of a paper bag.
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Sheesh, word travels fast.
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And now that I trapped you,
Dorlock,
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I'm going to rob
the biggest bank
in the city,
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and your partner
is going to help me.
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(STUTTERING)
I'll never help you.
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Oh, but you will,
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after I hypnotize you
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with my super cute stare.
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(GASPS) Look away,
Picardo.
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I... I can't,
he's too adorable.
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You will do everything
I say.
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I... I will do everything
you say.
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You will wear skinny jeans,
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bow ties,
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and put your hair
in a man bun.
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You turned him
into a hipster.
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This is the power
of the super cute stare.
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Goodbye, Mr. Dorlock.
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Hamsters and hipster, away.
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Well, this is it,
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I guess all there is to do
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is watch my life
flash before my eyes.
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She definitely
wore it better.
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Wait, I didn't finish
that magazine.
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I'm not ready to die.
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Look, Rob,
we're going to have duck
for your birthday.
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Mazel tov, Kevin.
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(SCREAMING)
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I just remembered,
I have a three-day-old
Liverwurst sandwich.
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(BURPING)
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Hey, sharks.
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(LAUGHING)
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-(SNIFFING)
-(BOTH RETCHING)
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- Too smelly.
- Birthday ruined.
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I did it.
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Now, how do I get
out of this net?
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Just one more toothpick.
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Lieutenant!
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My statue! Phew.
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- This is an emergency.
- What do you want?
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The hamsters have
hypnotized Porky
and are robbing a bank.
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We've got to stop them.
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It's go time.
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It's dark.
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It's so dark.
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It's really, really,
really dark.
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It's gloomy and bleak.
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I can't see past
my beak.
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♪ You're about
to run into a... ♪
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- Tree!
-(SCREAMS)
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(WHISTLING)
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Hey, Porky,
I like your new look,
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Although that hipster food
is making you look a little
lumpy and what not.
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I need you to let me
into the vault.
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Sure thing, Porky.
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Much obliged.
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I'm being taken down
by a bunch of hamsters.
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They've got such
cute little eyes
and noses, and...
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Let's get the money
and get out of here.
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Don't eat the money,
steal the money.
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Have no fear,
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Dorlock is here,
to save the day.
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(GROANS) Or not.
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How did you know
we were coming?
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How could we not know?
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Dorlock has a musical
soundtrack playing
wherever he goes.
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I keep forgetting
to turn that thing off.
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Porky, grab the money
and let's go.
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Porky, look at me.
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DORLOCK: (GASPS)
The glare.
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You are not a criminal.
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You are a policeman.
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(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY) Huh?
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Don't just stand there,
let's get moving.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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And you're going to jail.
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He's Porky again.
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Which might not
be a good thing.
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Minions, seize them.
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(PORKY GROANS)
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(PIGS EXCLAIMING)
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(DORLOCK GROANS)
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Hey, guys.
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Fresh hamster niblets.
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You fools,
do I have to do
everything myself?
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No one can fight the power
of the cute stare.
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Actually, I can,
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and your stare can't match
the power of my glare.
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I don't believe it,
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you've defeated
my cute stare.
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No matter,
you'll still never catch me.
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(ENGINE STARTING)
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(LOUD CRASH)
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Got ya.
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You're going to jail,
Mr. Big.
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Well, boys,
Mr. Big is no longer
a threat to the city.
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I guess the solution
to this crime
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was staring us
in the face
the whole time.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(MUSIC STOPS)
- Wait a minute,
where'd Mr. Big go?
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Uh...
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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