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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Although, I have to admit,
he's way too polite.
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Always smiling
and giving compliments.
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And that makes me angry.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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That must be Jack now.
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I say, I say, hello there,
I'm here today to procure
your John Hancock
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to build a gentler
a park in the center
of town.
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I ain't signin' nothing,
you big, ugly chicken.
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Now, get off
of my property!
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(MUMBLES)
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Hey, y'all, it's me,
Yosemite Jack.
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Goodbye, train,
and thank you for
getting me here safely.
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(COUGHS)
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Ooh, look,
a pretty penny.
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I better take it
to the lost and found.
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Excuse me, stranger,
I found this penny
and I...
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Ow!
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Yeesh, I just wanted
to return that penny
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and ask how to get
to Yosemite Sam's house.
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You're not Yosemite Sam?
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Oh, no, sir,
I'm his twin brother Jack.
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Honest mistake, really.
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Well, you're certainly
more cordial
than your brother.
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Would you be so kind
as to point me in
the direction of his home?
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Oh, it's that dilapidated
old shack.
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Thank you, old timer,
I do love that mustache.
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Ooh, wait, I should warn you
that that... Oh, well.
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(HUMMING)
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(LAUGHS) Goodness gracious,
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that was a close one,
this tree almost
fell on me.
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Can you imagine?
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Another one.
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What are the odds?
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(YELPS)
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How dare you show
your face around here?
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You have a lot of nerves
walking through my forest.
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Sorry, I was simply
passing through.
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I asked you to watch
my house while I was away
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and what did you do?
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You whittled down my cabin
to this tiny little flute.
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(FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, that's a lovely song.
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Lovely does not provide
shelter.
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Oh, I believe there's been
a slight misunderstanding.
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You see, I'm his brother...
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(SCREAMS)
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(YELPS)
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(PANTING)
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(GASPS) That was terrible.
That silly lumberjack
tried to squash me.
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Look who it is,
the fella who took
my nut loaf.
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- I think you think...
- Let me finish.
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We agreed to split
a nut loaf at the local diner.
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- Sir, you don't...
- Let me finish.
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We ordered one nut loaf
and two plates.
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-(MUFFLED)
- Let me finish.
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When the nut loaf came out,
you grabbed it and ran out
of the restaurant.
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Please, stop talking,
adorable turtle.
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I didn't steal
your dang nut loaf.
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That was my...
(YELPS) Brother!
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There you are!
You snapped me
with a towel
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when I was in
a compromising position
in the gym locker room.
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Not me, sir,
I've only been
in this town for...
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You think I was born
yesterday?
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You do have a strong
physical resemblance
to a baby, but...
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I don't think... Ouch!
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My backside.
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Well, let's see how
you like it. Dance,
you scallywag!
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-(YELPS)
- Now sing!
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♪ Do you knowThe muffin man
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♪ The muffin manThe muffin man
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Louder!
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♪ Do you knowThe muffin... ♪
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I have never been
treated so horribly.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Don't you dare go near
my establishment.
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Are all the citizens
in this town, little old men?
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You locked me
in my store last week.
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No, I didn't,
because I'm...
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You don't remember
forcing the keys
out of my pocket? Huh?
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No, I don't remember
because...
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Oh, you don't remember
putting this key in
the keyhole like this?
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Remember?
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No, I don't remember.
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Do you remember hitting me
with this broom several times
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and then shoving me
into the store like this?
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Huh? (YELPS)
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Remember? You slammed
the door behind me
and locked the door
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and threw away the key?
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Good sir, I...
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Lock the door
and throw away the key.
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Get out of here, go!
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With pleasure.
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The nerve of that
Yosemite Sam, pretending
to forget that
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he locked me
in my own office...
Help! Help!
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Oof! Ooh!
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I'm angry with you.
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Let me guess, 'cause
you think I stole your wallet?
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Or pulled your goatee
or I grabbed your horns
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and pretended
I was riding a jet ski?
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(EXCLAIMING) Look at me!
I'm a big fancy jet skier.
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Well, newsflash,
that wasn't me.
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That was my twin brother,
Yosemite Sam.
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You are mad at him.
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I'm mad at you because
you just bumped into me.
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(YELPS)
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There's my brother,
good to see you.
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Well, it's not good
to see you, I'll have you
know that everyone
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in this town that
you ever messed with
thought I was you!
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And they did all kinds
of mean things to me.
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Wait, they thought
you was me?
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And they beat you up?
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That's hilarious.
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(YELPS)
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Now let's see
how you like it.
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(YELPS)
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(MUMBLES)
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(YOSEMITE SAM YELPING)
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Am I seeing double?
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Whoa, take it easy,
I said, take it easy there,
Sam.
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Stop beating yourself up.
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I am not Sam,
I'm his twin brother Jack.
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This is payback
for all the mean stuff
people did to me
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thinking it was him.
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I thought I told you
to get off my property,
ya big, ugly chicken.
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On second thought,
I need to stay out of
what is clearly
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family business.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(BOTH CLAMORING)
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And here comes roller derby
champion, Rhoda Roundhouse,
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flying around the track.
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-(GRUNTS)
- The knee bone's connected
to the hip bone.
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But it won't be
when I get through
with you.
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(GRUNTS)
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(WHOOPS)
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OMG, I am skating against
the great Rhoda Roundhouse.
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I'm a huge fan.
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You better hop along,
little bunny,
before I knock you
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on your keister.
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Ooh, fingers crossed.
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Can you sign
all my Rhoda souvenirs first?
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Get that box
out of my face.
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I get it, you're totes busy,
just a quick selfie then.
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Enough of this.
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-(EXCLAIMS) Rhoda Roundhouse
just threw an elbow at me!
-(GRUNTS)
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Best day ever!
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You're not supposed
to be enjoying this.
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ANNOUNCER: Lola Bunnytakes the lead by skatingon the rail.
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What? Rhoda's got rage!
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Whoa!
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Oops, my bad.
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ANNOUNCER:
Lola Bunny knocks outRhoda and becomes
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our new roller derbychampion.
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I can't believe I beat you,
it must've been a fluke.
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- If you want a rematch...
- Of course I want
a rematch!
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Great, one more.
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(AIR HORN BLOWING)
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We get to skate against
each other again,
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this is what people
who have their birthdays
on Christmas must feel like.
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Well, don't think
you getting any presents,
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unless you call me pouring
motor oil on a track
a present.
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Whoa! (WHIMPERS)
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Oh, Rhoda,
this was so sweet of you.
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With all this oil
on the track,
I can skate even faster.
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Really? Wow,
well, let me try.
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(LAUGHS)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Um, eh, Rhoda,
you got a little something
right here
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and here, and here,
and here, and here.
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Well, basically
all over your face.
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Speaking of faces,
why don't you get
out of mine?
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Let's see how that bunny
likes it, when we ramp
things up.
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ANNOUNCER: It looks likeRhoda's setting the courseinto extreme mode.
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Extreme mode?
What's that?
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- Wow!
-(CACKLES)
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Bye-bye, Bunny.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Rhoda, Rhoda,
did you see that?
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I totally landed
on my feet,
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that was, you know,
extreme, right?
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Yeah, now I'm gonna
extremely knock you
on your butt.
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(GRUNTS)
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(YELPS) Hey, Rhoda, look!
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(CHUCKLES) I always seem
to be ahead of you.
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Oh, yeah?
Not for long.
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Wow!
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She certainly showed me.
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(LAUGHS) I sure
showed her...
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(YELPS)
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(SCREAMS)
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-(GROWLS)
-(GROANS)
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She just thinks
she's all that.
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Well, let's just see
how Ms. Thing does
against my roller bots.
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Forget the roller derby,
let's roller dance.
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(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ There's a beatThat I can hear
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♪ I feel it in my soul
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♪ Don't know whereIt came from
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♪ But I can feel it go
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♪ It whispers in my earYou gotta get out of this town
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♪ Well, don't knowWhere I'm going
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♪ But I got to skate around
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♪ I'm a roller skatin' rabbitI hop, hop, hop
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♪ I'm a roller skatin' rabbitCan't stop, stop, stop
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♪ I hear the music playIt wakes me in the night
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♪ I gotta shake my bootyTill the morning light
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♪ I'm a roller skatin' rabbitI go, go, go
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♪ I'm a roller skatin' rabbitPutting on a show ♪
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Ah, man, I guess
I got a little carried away.
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Uh, here you go,
just like new.
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That's it, time for
the spiral of doom!
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ANNOUNCER: Uh-oh,it's the spiral of doom.
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That was bannedin seven countries,
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including this one!
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I'm gonna be skating
on the most dangerous course
in roller derby history
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against Rhoda Roundhouse?
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(EXCLAIMS) I must be dreaming.
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This is not a dream,
this is your worst
nightmare.
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Ugh, filthy.
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Because I just got left
in the dust
by Rhoda Roundhouse,
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I'm never washing
these clothes again.
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(LAUGHS) The championship
is mine.
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Huh?
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Hey, Rhoda, I think
we came up with
a new sport,
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it's called roller skiing.
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Woo-hoo!
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Try skiing while I drive
reckless and out of control.
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-(ENGINE REVS)
-(LOLA WHOOPING)
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(GROWLS) Time to hit
the afterburners.
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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ANNOUNCER: Lola wins!
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Rhoda, I owe this victory
to you.
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Without you as a role model,
I never would've known
what not to do.
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- Oh, thank you, Rhoda.
- Don't mention it.
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One more selfie
for the Rhoda?
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- Sure... (GRUNTS)
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Hot dog!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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