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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,016 --> 00:00:03,019 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:19,011 --> 00:00:21,008 ELMER: Congratulations, Mrs. Rosencrantz, 3 00:00:21,010 --> 00:00:23,011 you passed your driving test with flying colors. 4 00:00:23,013 --> 00:00:25,006 Oh, thank you, young man. 5 00:00:25,008 --> 00:00:27,021 Now may I have my driver's license? 6 00:00:27,023 --> 00:00:30,003 Absolutely. You've been a model... 7 00:00:30,005 --> 00:00:31,006 (GRUNTS) 8 00:00:31,008 --> 00:00:34,005 Gran is back in the saddle, baby! 9 00:00:34,007 --> 00:00:35,008 Yee-hah! 10 00:00:35,010 --> 00:00:37,006 Oh, she was in a hurry. 11 00:00:37,008 --> 00:00:40,002 Uh, let's see. Mr. Daffy Duck. 12 00:00:40,004 --> 00:00:41,010 Is Daddy Duck here? 13 00:00:41,012 --> 00:00:43,020 (TIRES SCREECHING) 14 00:00:43,022 --> 00:00:45,020 Woo-hoo! 15 00:00:45,022 --> 00:00:49,008 Daffy Duck is my name and drivin' is my game. 16 00:00:49,010 --> 00:00:51,001 All right, Mr. Duck. 17 00:00:51,003 --> 00:00:54,004 Now, the first thing we need to do is a physical inspection. 18 00:00:54,006 --> 00:00:56,007 Okay. So, I've put on a few pounds. 19 00:00:56,009 --> 00:00:57,023 I got this blister on my finger. 20 00:00:58,001 --> 00:01:00,015 And, uh, I have a bit of a nose-picking problem. 21 00:01:00,017 --> 00:01:02,023 See? The blister is from all the nose-picking. 22 00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:05,007 Not a physical inspection of you. 23 00:01:05,009 --> 00:01:08,006 A physical inspection of your car. 24 00:01:08,008 --> 00:01:12,007 So, you don't need me to turn my head and cough? 25 00:01:12,009 --> 00:01:14,002 Just get back in the car. 26 00:01:14,004 --> 00:01:15,004 Woo-hoo. 27 00:01:17,004 --> 00:01:18,021 Okay. Mr. Duck. 28 00:01:18,023 --> 00:01:21,008 For starters, I'll just need you to pull your vehicle... 29 00:01:21,010 --> 00:01:23,009 Ow! You ran over my foot! 30 00:01:23,011 --> 00:01:25,021 Oops! Sorry, I'll just backup then. 31 00:01:25,023 --> 00:01:27,002 Ow! 32 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,012 Now you ran over my other foot, too! 33 00:01:29,014 --> 00:01:31,009 Hold on. Hold on. I can fix this. 34 00:01:31,011 --> 00:01:34,000 Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Eh! 35 00:01:34,002 --> 00:01:35,003 Better? 36 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:39,005 Uh! They don't pay me enough for this. 37 00:01:40,022 --> 00:01:42,011 Now, before we begin, 38 00:01:42,013 --> 00:01:44,012 let's make sure your mirrors are well-adjusted. 39 00:01:44,014 --> 00:01:45,017 You've got it. 40 00:01:45,019 --> 00:01:48,008 Mirrors, I love you. I appreciate you. 41 00:01:48,010 --> 00:01:51,017 And if you ever make a mistake I'll love you no matter what. 42 00:01:51,019 --> 00:01:53,002 Mmmwah! 43 00:01:53,004 --> 00:01:55,006 They seem pretty well-adjusted to me. 44 00:01:55,008 --> 00:01:56,016 Will you knock it off? 45 00:01:56,018 --> 00:01:59,012 Now let's make sure your blinkers work. 46 00:01:59,014 --> 00:02:01,010 I think these babies are working pretty good. 47 00:02:01,012 --> 00:02:03,011 But I can't imagine driving like this. 48 00:02:03,013 --> 00:02:06,008 I meant your turn signals, you silly duck! 49 00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:09,003 Right. 50 00:02:09,005 --> 00:02:11,013 Stop messing around and put your seats back up. 51 00:02:11,015 --> 00:02:13,016 -(BOTH GRUNTING) - Better? 52 00:02:13,018 --> 00:02:16,001 (STRAINING) Put the seats back down. 53 00:02:16,023 --> 00:02:21,000 Up! Down! 54 00:02:21,022 --> 00:02:24,004 Are you well-adjusted? 55 00:02:24,006 --> 00:02:27,008 Your first road test will be to go through all these cones. 56 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:29,017 Put your hands on the wheel at 10:00 and 2:00 57 00:02:29,019 --> 00:02:31,008 and then you can go. 58 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:33,005 Got it. 59 00:02:33,007 --> 00:02:34,017 What are you doing? 60 00:02:34,019 --> 00:02:36,021 You said put my hands on the wheel at 10 to 2:00. 61 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:38,001 It's only 1:30. 62 00:02:38,003 --> 00:02:39,016 Just put your hands on the wheel 63 00:02:39,018 --> 00:02:40,023 and drive through the cones! 64 00:02:41,001 --> 00:02:43,019 "Drive through the cones." Gotcha! 65 00:02:43,021 --> 00:02:45,004 (ENGINE REVVING) 66 00:02:45,006 --> 00:02:46,016 Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! 67 00:02:46,018 --> 00:02:48,006 Come out to Monster Truck Rally 68 00:02:48,008 --> 00:02:50,022 and watch Daffy Duck and the Minivan-asaurus 69 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,002 take on garbage can... 70 00:02:53,004 --> 00:02:57,002 -(CRASHING) -...taco stands, even filthy frying pans! 71 00:02:57,004 --> 00:02:58,006 Stop! 72 00:02:58,008 --> 00:03:00,010 (TIRES SCREECHING) 73 00:03:00,012 --> 00:03:02,022 You were supposed to go around the cones! 74 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:03,022 Not through them! 75 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,006 What's the fun in that? 76 00:03:05,008 --> 00:03:07,011 The fun is passing your driver's test. 77 00:03:07,013 --> 00:03:09,022 Only two more chances to get your license. 78 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,013 That's one more chance than I'll need. 79 00:03:12,015 --> 00:03:16,015 Okay. Now show me you can parallel park so I can fail you. 80 00:03:16,017 --> 00:03:17,016 Roget that! 81 00:03:17,018 --> 00:03:19,002 ELMER: Just pull up 82 00:03:19,004 --> 00:03:20,015 so you're even with the other cars. 83 00:03:20,017 --> 00:03:23,022 Now, turn the vehicle 45 degrees, 84 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,022 - and ease on... -(CRASHING) 85 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,019 Oops! Let's try that again. 86 00:03:29,021 --> 00:03:33,000 Oops! 87 00:03:33,002 --> 00:03:34,006 Oopsie! 88 00:03:36,004 --> 00:03:37,012 Stop! 89 00:03:37,014 --> 00:03:40,016 Oh! I'm gonna have to get out and guide you. 90 00:03:40,018 --> 00:03:44,015 Okay now, gently put forward and... (GROANS) 91 00:03:44,017 --> 00:03:47,005 Can I get an ambulance? 92 00:03:47,007 --> 00:03:48,022 (SIREN WAILING) 93 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,003 I did it! No thanks to you. 94 00:03:51,005 --> 00:03:53,015 Lyin' down on the job? (SCOFFS) 95 00:03:53,017 --> 00:03:54,023 Tsk, tsk! 96 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:58,000 This is your final chance to get your license. 97 00:03:58,002 --> 00:03:59,011 Now, the first thing we're gonna do 98 00:03:59,013 --> 00:04:01,007 is merge into that highway traffic. 99 00:04:01,009 --> 00:04:02,011 You've got it. 100 00:04:02,013 --> 00:04:05,012 (CARS SPEEDING PAST) 101 00:04:05,014 --> 00:04:07,005 Well, what are you waiting for? 102 00:04:07,007 --> 00:04:10,000 I've got to time this just... Now! 103 00:04:10,002 --> 00:04:11,011 (TIRES SCREECHING) 104 00:04:11,013 --> 00:04:14,008 Whoa! Slow down! You're tailgating! 105 00:04:14,010 --> 00:04:16,000 Of course I'm tailgating! 106 00:04:16,002 --> 00:04:18,000 It's almost lunchtime. 107 00:04:18,002 --> 00:04:19,023 Oops! Drooped my weiner! 108 00:04:20,021 --> 00:04:22,011 Oh, no! 109 00:04:22,013 --> 00:04:23,015 (TIRES SCREECHING) 110 00:04:23,017 --> 00:04:25,018 So, what did I miss? (MUNCHING) 111 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:27,012 Keep your hands on the wheel! 112 00:04:27,014 --> 00:04:29,016 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) Who needs hands? 113 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:31,017 I can steer with my feet. 114 00:04:31,019 --> 00:04:33,016 Say, how about a little music? 115 00:04:33,018 --> 00:04:36,014 -(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) - Ooh! I love this song. 116 00:04:36,016 --> 00:04:40,004 (HUMMING ALONG) 117 00:04:40,006 --> 00:04:42,016 Stop dancing! You'll get us both killed! 118 00:04:42,018 --> 00:04:44,000 Okay! Whew! 119 00:04:44,002 --> 00:04:45,020 All that dancing made me sleepy! 120 00:04:45,022 --> 00:04:47,022 -(SNORING) - Oh, no! 121 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,013 Oh, please, wake up! 122 00:04:49,015 --> 00:04:50,020 I'm awake! 123 00:04:50,022 --> 00:04:51,022 (SNORING) 124 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:54,001 (CRASHING) 125 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:56,012 -(SOBBING) -(YAWNING) 126 00:04:56,014 --> 00:04:58,017 Are we there yet? This traffic's terrible. 127 00:04:58,019 --> 00:05:00,016 I'm taking a shortcut. 128 00:05:00,018 --> 00:05:01,023 No! 129 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:05,012 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 130 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:08,020 Look out for the Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Library! 131 00:05:08,022 --> 00:05:10,002 (THUDDING) 132 00:05:10,004 --> 00:05:12,002 Mr. President. 133 00:05:12,004 --> 00:05:15,005 The nor-we-gee-na-wa? 134 00:05:15,007 --> 00:05:16,022 It says wrong way. 135 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,017 You're reading "wrong way" the wrong way! 136 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:22,021 I'm not going the wrong way, that truck is! 137 00:05:22,023 --> 00:05:24,020 -(SCREAMING) -(TRUCK HONKING) 138 00:05:28,003 --> 00:05:31,008 Well! I guess I'll take that license now. 139 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:35,016 Oh, you're gonna get your license all right. 140 00:05:35,018 --> 00:05:37,002 I may not be able to drive, 141 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:40,006 but I'll still be on your bumper. 142 00:05:41,019 --> 00:05:43,021 (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) 143 00:05:48,008 --> 00:05:51,012 Oh, when do I start playing? 144 00:05:51,014 --> 00:05:53,006 Where's my part? 145 00:05:53,008 --> 00:05:54,020 (MUSIC ENDS) 146 00:05:54,022 --> 00:05:56,015 - AUDIENCE: Hooray! - Oh... 147 00:05:56,017 --> 00:05:58,015 The concert's over? 148 00:05:58,017 --> 00:06:01,002 But I didn't even get to perform. 149 00:06:01,004 --> 00:06:03,010 -(PLAYS OFF-TUNE) - AUDIENCE: Boo! 150 00:06:03,012 --> 00:06:05,019 (GRUNTING) 151 00:06:05,021 --> 00:06:08,006 Wonderful concert, everyone. 152 00:06:08,008 --> 00:06:10,002 Except for you, Leslie. 153 00:06:10,004 --> 00:06:11,021 But Uncle Maestro... 154 00:06:11,023 --> 00:06:13,021 This isn't the time, Leslie. 155 00:06:13,023 --> 00:06:15,010 Tonight is a special night 156 00:06:15,012 --> 00:06:18,011 as we say goodbye to our second chair violinist, 157 00:06:18,013 --> 00:06:21,003 -Sir Tootsalot. -(TRUMPET TOOTS) 158 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:23,006 Excellent. (EVIL CHUCKLE) 159 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,002 Now that old wind-bag is gone, 160 00:06:25,004 --> 00:06:28,022 I am certain my uncle would make me second fiddle. (CHUCKLES) 161 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,010 And now I know it's short notice, 162 00:06:31,012 --> 00:06:33,020 but I know just the man for the job. 163 00:06:33,022 --> 00:06:37,015 Everyone, please join me in congratulating 164 00:06:37,017 --> 00:06:39,023 our new second chair violin, 165 00:06:40,001 --> 00:06:42,008 -Bugs Bunny! -(SHOUTS) What? 166 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:43,023 A rabbit 167 00:06:44,001 --> 00:06:46,017 Everyone knows that rabbits have no musical ability. 168 00:06:46,019 --> 00:06:48,005 Not true. 169 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,019 Rabbits have no more reason to play in an orchestra 170 00:06:50,021 --> 00:06:52,019 than they do wearing leg warmers. 171 00:06:52,021 --> 00:06:54,021 What? They keep my calves warm. 172 00:06:54,023 --> 00:06:56,010 You look ridiculous! 173 00:06:56,012 --> 00:06:59,001 I wanna be second violin! 174 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:03,004 (LAUGHS) You don't have an ounce of musical ability. 175 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,014 Wait! 176 00:07:04,016 --> 00:07:07,002 I challenge this rabbit to a music off! 177 00:07:07,004 --> 00:07:08,021 Winner gets second chair. 178 00:07:08,023 --> 00:07:10,016 Cool with me. 179 00:07:10,018 --> 00:07:12,008 I don't wanna be handed a job if someone's better than me. 180 00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:15,010 Oh, you're going down, tough guy! 181 00:07:15,012 --> 00:07:17,017 See you tomorrow! 182 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:19,010 - Sweet kid. - Not really. 183 00:07:19,012 --> 00:07:23,005 I'm gonna end this audition before it begins! 184 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:25,000 (EVIL CHUCKLE) 185 00:07:26,015 --> 00:07:29,008 When that rabbit walks in, I'll pull this lever 186 00:07:29,010 --> 00:07:32,011 and knock him out with a sand bag. 187 00:07:32,013 --> 00:07:34,009 Hello? Is anybody here? 188 00:07:34,011 --> 00:07:37,007 Hold on, Mr Rabbit, I'll be right out. 189 00:07:37,009 --> 00:07:40,021 And first, just stand right there and don't move. 190 00:07:40,023 --> 00:07:42,004 -(THUDS) -(GRUNTS) 191 00:07:42,006 --> 00:07:43,021 Eh, nothin's happenin', Doc. 192 00:07:43,023 --> 00:07:46,012 No, actually, come over here. 193 00:07:46,014 --> 00:07:48,005 You'll see it over here. 194 00:07:48,007 --> 00:07:49,017 Uh, do me a favor, 195 00:07:49,019 --> 00:07:52,019 pull this lever and a surprise will befall you. 196 00:07:52,021 --> 00:07:54,013 (CHUCKLING) 197 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:57,004 Wait, let me get away from the snadba... 198 00:07:57,006 --> 00:07:59,012 I mean, the surprise. 199 00:07:59,014 --> 00:08:01,002 (EVIL CHUCKLE) 200 00:08:01,004 --> 00:08:04,021 Mr. Sandbag, bring me a dream. 201 00:08:04,023 --> 00:08:06,007 (THUDS) 202 00:08:06,009 --> 00:08:07,016 (EXHALES) 203 00:08:07,018 --> 00:08:09,022 That would have been hilariously ironic if... 204 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,021 -(SHOUTING) -(CRASHING) 205 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:14,022 Uh, Leslie, where's the surprise? 206 00:08:15,014 --> 00:08:16,021 (GRUNTING) 207 00:08:16,023 --> 00:08:18,020 Oh, well, it's the thought that counts. 208 00:08:18,022 --> 00:08:23,000 -(GROANING) -(THUDDING) 209 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:26,000 Huh? Hey, that's really nice. 210 00:08:26,002 --> 00:08:28,005 Too bad Leslie wasn't here to see it. 211 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,010 All right, let's get this pointless audition over with. 212 00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:32,017 Oh, boy! 213 00:08:32,019 --> 00:08:36,002 Prepare to be amazed, Uncle Maestro! 214 00:08:36,004 --> 00:08:40,017 (SCRATCHING, OFF-TUNE SOUNDS) 215 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:43,004 -(SOUND CONTINUES) -(MEOWING) 216 00:08:46,007 --> 00:08:47,018 Ah, get off! 217 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:49,011 -(FEROCIOUS MEOWING) -(GROANS) 218 00:08:49,013 --> 00:08:52,016 (LAUGHS) Okay, that's enough, Leslie. 219 00:08:52,018 --> 00:08:54,013 - But I didn't get to play... - No, no, no, no. 220 00:08:54,015 --> 00:08:57,018 Let's see what the rabbit can do. 221 00:08:57,020 --> 00:09:00,004 Oh, it's the rabbit's turn, eh? 222 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,003 Let's see how well that rabbit plays 223 00:09:02,005 --> 00:09:05,022 when his violin strings are all greased up. (EVIL CHUCKLE) 224 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,018 There he is. 225 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:09,019 Here is your violin, Mr. Rabbit. 226 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:11,007 Oh, why, thank you. 227 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:14,008 We're "oil" rooting for you. (EVIL CHUCKLE) 228 00:09:16,018 --> 00:09:19,003 (PLAYING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 229 00:09:19,005 --> 00:09:20,019 Huh? 230 00:09:20,021 --> 00:09:22,003 How impressive? 231 00:09:22,005 --> 00:09:25,000 His hands move like greased lightening. 232 00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:27,011 No! He should be messing yup. 233 00:09:27,013 --> 00:09:30,007 Oh, I know what'll stop him. 234 00:09:47,022 --> 00:09:49,008 (LESLIE SCREAMING) 235 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:55,004 Well, I guess we're moving on to the encore. 236 00:10:01,022 --> 00:10:05,017 (CANONS FIRING) 237 00:10:16,019 --> 00:10:19,015 -(MUSIC ENDS) -(GROANING) 238 00:10:19,017 --> 00:10:20,016 Bravo! 239 00:10:20,018 --> 00:10:22,015 Amazing performance! 240 00:10:22,017 --> 00:10:26,013 Bugs, you're not going to be second chair violin, 241 00:10:26,015 --> 00:10:29,005 you're going to be first chair violin 242 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:31,001 and first chair cello! 243 00:10:31,003 --> 00:10:33,013 First chair every single instrument! 244 00:10:33,015 --> 00:10:35,019 You're a one-man symphony! 245 00:10:35,021 --> 00:10:38,008 Oh, thank you, Maestro, glad you liked it. 246 00:10:38,010 --> 00:10:40,009 Ah, Uncle... Uh, Uncle Maestro, 247 00:10:40,011 --> 00:10:44,000 if he's first chair, does that mean I can be second fiddle? 248 00:10:44,002 --> 00:10:45,021 Oh, no, Leslie. 249 00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:48,018 You're going to be first chair cannonball. 250 00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:50,013 First chair cannonball? 251 00:10:50,015 --> 00:10:52,005 I know, right? 252 00:10:52,007 --> 00:10:55,017 I want you both to play this exact same performance 253 00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:57,005 every single night. 254 00:10:57,007 --> 00:10:59,007 You think you can handle that, Bugs? 255 00:10:59,009 --> 00:11:00,019 I can handle anything, 256 00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:03,013 as long as it's in my "cannon." 257 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,011 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 17817

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