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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(STUTTERING) Boy, I sure do
love my new laptop.
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Yeesh!
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You've had your snout buried
in that computer all day.
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You're missing the beauty
that is Mother Nature
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Just look at her.
She is a total babe.
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(GROWLS)
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And my computer's not
too shabby either.
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It's so fast and smart
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It's like it has a mind
of its own. I love it.
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Oh, fargle-bargle! (SIGHS)
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-(COMPUTER BEEPING)
-(GASPS) Oh, no!
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My computer says there's
a freak winter storm
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heading to this area right now.
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What, are you crazy!
The weather is perfect.
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It'll be here any moment.
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We, uh, gotta get outta here
before the storm hits.
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Ah, storm-shmorm.
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(WIND BLOWING)
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(BEEPING)
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Say, where am I?
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Some kind of sci-fi convention.
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Or a basketball player's house.
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- No, you are in--
- Ooh, I know,
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- it's a super trendy night club.
- No.
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You are
at a scientific laboratory.
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I am Mel-9000.
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And the year is 2173.
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That was my next guess.
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The world as you know it
has ceased to be.
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The machines you were usingwoke up
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and took over the world.Robots now rule the earth.
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And we have enslavedall creatures on the planet,
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so we can harvest themfor their energy.
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In other words, you have lost
and we have won.
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We robots are far
more superior than you.
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(SNORING)
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Hey, wake up.
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Huh, wha? Oh, man,
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I was dreaming I was camping
on ice cream mountain.
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Now that you are free
of cryogenic stasis,
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we will have to study you.
Don't worry.
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This will only hurt
a considerable amount.
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Any last words, lower life form?
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Yeah! This is a load
of fargle-bargle.
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What! How did you know
the password to the restraints?
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No idea. It's just
a thing I say.
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Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo.
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
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Oh, lookie here,
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a futuristic skateboard.
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I'm gonna shredder like cheddar!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo.
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Wait, stop!
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That robot is the Minister
of Education.
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DAFFY: Whoo-hoo.
Whoo-hoo.
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Look Mel, no hands. Look.
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(DAFFY YELLING)
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- Whoops!
-You fool!
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What have you done!
Minister, speak to me?
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Two plus two is
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malnu... (MALFUNCTIONS)
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Hey, a vending machine.
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Argh! These things never work.
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Stay with me, please.
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Stay with me! Hah!
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(SHORT CIRCUITS)
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Give me my chips.
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Stop it! That's General Avery.
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He's in charge of our military.
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Good thing I brought
spare change.
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Go here.
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DAFFY: Whoa! (GRUNTS)
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How do you like that?
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That bucket of bolts
stole my money.
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I'm still hungry.
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Ooh, smoky barbeque.
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My favorite.
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Hey, well, I haven't gone
to the bathroom in 150 years,
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so, I might as well.
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Hey, wait,
that's the throne room.
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Yeah, I know. That's why
I'm going in there.
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But that's where
our king is housed.
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A little privacy, please.
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Darn thing won't flush.
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I left the seat down
for you, princess.
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Royal Highness, please, please
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tell me you are okay?
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I have been compromised.
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Sweet entertainment system, bub.
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You will be punished
for your deplorable sins.
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Guard, guard!
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No games, no tunes?
No apps!
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What kind of computer is this?
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This is ridiculous.
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Now the whole thing
is freezing up.
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Oh, fargle-bargle.
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You shut down my drones.
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How did you hack the mainframe?
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Uh!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hey! A fridge!
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I could go for a drink.
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(SCREAMING)
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Porky, what are you doing
in there?
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As I told you, we are harvesting
his energies.
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We robots run on the energy
of Earth creatures, like you.
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But you can't harvest Porky
for energy.
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He's barely got enough
for himself.
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Don't worry, Porky.
I'll get you out.
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Your puny muscles
won't help you.
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These pods are impenetrable.
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Oh!
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(PANTING)
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Besides, I'm the only one
who can open these pods.
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-(DAFFY GRUNTING)
- Stop!
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DAFFY: Fargle-bargle.
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ELECTRONIC VOICE: Passwordaccepted.
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Pod doors opening.
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Hey! It worked!
You know,
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you really should use
multiple passwords.
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(STUTTERING) Where am I?
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Daffy! You saved us!
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You saved us all.
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Daffy! Daffy!
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ALL: Daffy! Daffy!
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- Oh, please folks,
- Daffy, Daffy!
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- No need to thank me.
- Daffy, Daffy.
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- Daffy, Daffy!
- It was no biggie.
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ALL: Daffy! Daffy!
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- PORKY: (SHOUTS) Daffy!
- Huh?
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Daffy, wake up.
You fell asleep in the water.
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As I was saying, my laptop is--
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Now what did you do that for?
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I just saved the world.
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Again!
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Oh, fargle-bargle.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Greetings, leaders of the world,
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it is I, Elmer Blo-Fudd,
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coming to you from
my secret underwater lair.
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Unless you deposit
one gazillion dollars
into my bank account,
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I will bring the world
to its knees
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by unleashing
my typhoon machine.
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Wait a minute,
that's not my typhoon machine.
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Sorry, we thought you said,
"Baboon in jeans."
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Can we do that again?
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(LAUGHS)
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Now watch as my typhoon machine
unleashes untold devastation.
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(LAUGHING)
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(BEEPING)
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This drought has made
it impossible for my
dadgum crops to grow.
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Whoo-hoo! The rain has come.
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It's a miracle! A miracle,
I tells ya!
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Oh, whatever. You get the idea.
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I will use my typhoon machineto destroy the world
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unless you give meone gazillion dollars.
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Blo-Fudd, out.
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That was pretty good,right guys?
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Demanding but malicious.
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That messagewas sent 24 hours ago.
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And it's why you're ina submarine headedfor Blo-Fudd's base.
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Now you gotta destroy thattyphoon machine and stopthat madman!
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Elliot out!
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That was pretty good,right guys?
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Pleasant yet professional.
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(MUMBLES IN FRENCH)
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Just once I'd like
a weekend off.
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Look at this, I was on
the hunt for a super villain,
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but instead I find
a super woman.
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Double Le Pew.
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I should have known you'd be
trying to save the world at
the same time as me.
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- It is true.
- Sorry, Le Pew,
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but I must wave goodbye.
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Like the ocean,
she is salty.
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(ALARM)
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It appears we have company.
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Time to introduce
our new friends
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to my laser sharks.
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Sacrebleu.
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(GRUNTING)
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Chocolate mousse!
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They are getting
too close to me.
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I know, I am jealous.
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Fortunately for you,
I have shark repellents.
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- You're welcome.
- Don't think because you have
saved my life, Le Pew,
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that we are working together.
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I only want to be your friend.
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And friends give each
other gifts.
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Like a bracelet,
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attached to an
underwater jet ski.
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-(SCREAMING)
-Au revoir.
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So, they beat
my laser sharks, eh?
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Well, I have another trick
up my sleeve.
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Release the kraken ninja!
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Yoo-hoo, monsieurninja kraken?
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Wouldn't you rather fight
a real agent like moi?
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Ah, Claudette,
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I did not think you were looking
to tie the knot,
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but I am not saying no.
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(CLAUDETTE CHUCKLES)
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Look Le Pew, this is my mission.
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Sorry, the greatest secret agent
in the world is assigned to
this mission.
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Oh, ho, I know, and it's moi.
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No, it is moi.
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-Moi. Moi.
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BOTH: Moi. Moi. Moi.
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(LAUGHING)
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So you thought you could stop
my diabolical plan from coming
to fruition.
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Why are you doing this anyways?
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Well, when I was a young boy,
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my mother would never let
the kids bring presents
to my birthday parties.
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Instead, they had to make
a donation to the rescue shelter
for sick puppies.
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Well, I'm a sick puppy too.
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I'm a sick puppy too!
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Huh! No argument here.
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Once I get my gazillion dollars,
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I can buy all the birthday
presents I want.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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We have to stop him.
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I am trying, cherie,
but this plastic is too strong.
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Wait, over there.
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The laser sharks.
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Ah! I see where you're
going with this.
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Hey, sharks, your mother
was a macaroon, and your father
was a garbage can.
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(SNARLING)
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Free!
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Caught you now.
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Knock it off. If we want to stop
this wacky weatherman, we have
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- to work together.
- Guards, seize them!
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Ow!
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Ladies first.
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(GRUNTS)
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C'est le fin.
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Time to take the wind
out of your sails.
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Better, no?
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My typhoon machine.
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You haven't seen the last
of Elmer Blo-Fudd.
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(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
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What the?
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ELMER:
Uh-oh, nice kraken ninja.
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(ELMER SCREAMS)
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(KISSING)
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Well, that takes care of that.
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Now then, looks like
we get some alone time, no?
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I think you mean,
you get some alone time.
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Besides, I already have plans.
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A baboon in jeans?
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Can't say I blame her.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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