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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANNOUNCER: And the winner
of the State Fair cook-off
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with his barbeque carrot
recipe, Bugs Bunny.
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Wow, my first
State Fair ribbon.
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Not my favorite color.
But blue is nice.
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Not so fast, rabbit.
This here is my State Fair.
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And I'm the only one who wins
blue ribbons around here.
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Your State Fair?
I don't see
your name on it.
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Well, did you see this here
50-foot statue of yours truly?
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Oh, yeah, I see it.
Very subtle.
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I've been State Fair
blue ribbon winner
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for every event in
the past 12 years.
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(KISSES)
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So I'll be keeping
this ribbon and making it mine.
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Take it.
You need it
more than I do.
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What with all
that scuttlebutt
going on about you.
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"Scuttlebutt"?
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What do you mean?
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Just that you're short,
you're ugly.
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How you ain't
the State Fair king
you used to be.
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What do I do
to get them
to stop talking?
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I don't know.
Whoa!
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Maybe compete in a series
of State Fair contests
with the winner declared
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as the king of the State Fair?
Just a thought.
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That's it.
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But where am I gonna find
a chump foolish enough
to challenge me?
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Certainly not me.
I wouldn't stand
a chance against you.
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You'll do.
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Listen up, everybody.
I'm gonna take on
this here rabbit
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in a bunch of State
Fair events.
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And whoever wins will
be the king of this
here State Fair.
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ANNOUNCER: The next contest
is butter sculpting.
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Since Bugs won the cook-off,
he's up one to nothing.
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We can only use
this plastic knife
and string
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to turn the block of butter
into a beautiful sculpture.
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I know the rules,
you darn idiot.
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(GRUNTING)
Nuts to this!
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I'm gonna
have to cheat.
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And kids,
if you're gonna cheat,
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make sure you give it
one hundred percent.
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(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
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Oops! (EXCLAIMS)
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Now, I don't know.
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Ooh! Look at that!
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It's our former
19th President,
Rutherford B. Hayes.
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Mr. President.
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ANNOUNCER: And Bugs wins
the butter sculpting contest.
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What!
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ANNOUNCER: Next up,
the pumpkin toss.
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Stand back, rabbit.
And watch a real
pumpkin slinger in action.
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Hurl, sling!
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Ha! Let's see you
beat that, rabbit.
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Missed.
Let me try again.
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(GROANS REPEATEDLY)
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That little cowboy keeps running
into all my pumpkins.
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(LAUGHS) Rabbit, you used
up all your pumpkins.
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Which means you ain't got
no more ammo.
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That's okay. I'll just use
this State Fair garbage.
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It's filled with
moldy funnel cakes,
beef-fried chicken feet,
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and oodles of stinky,
day-old cheese curds.
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(FLIES BUZZING)
I think I tasted a bit of that
last one in my mouth.
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ANNOUNCER: Well, since
Sam is the only one
who hit the target,
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Sam wins!
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ANNOUNCER: Up next,
the Pig Calling contest.
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I bet you don't
even know how
to call a pig.
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Ah, sure I do.
I do it all the time.
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PORKY: Hello.
Hiya, Porky.
How's it going?
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Oh, good. I'm glad
you called actually.
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I was hoping to get that $10
you owe me. So I can...
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Well, good talk, Porky.
See? Nothing to it.
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One pig?
That's all you got?
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Step aside, rabbit.
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And learn from
a professional.
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Here, piggy, piggy,
piggies.
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Sooey!
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Sooey!
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SAM: Ow! Ow!
My biscuits.
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ANNOUNCER: That was one
impressive pack of pigs.
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And with that Yosemite Sam
has tied it up.
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(GROANING) Atta boy, Sammy...
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(CHAINSAW BUZZING)
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(CHUCKLES) Talk about
a close shave.
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ANNOUNCER: It's time
for our final event,
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the champion
pie eating contest.
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Whoever eats the most pies
is king of the State Fair.
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Which is gonna be me.
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ANNOUNCER: On your mark.
Get set and eat.
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Hey, Sam. Remember that time
I blasted those stinky
cheese curds in your mouth?
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And what if you were riding
on a roller coaster with
a mouthful of those curds?
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(GAGGING)
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And all you had
to wash it down
was a cup of warm curds?
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Curds.
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(SAM GAGGING)
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(RETCHING)
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Guess the poor guy
had to forfeit.
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ANNOUNCER: And the winner
is Bugs Bunny.
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What in tarnation!
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ANNOUNCER: Introducing
the new State Fair king!
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(CHEERING)
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SAM: Boo. Boo. Boo.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Uh-oh!
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Easy, piggies,
put me down.
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(CHAINSAW BUZZING)
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What did you think
was gonna happen?
Sam was gonna win?
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(DOG GROWLING)
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OFFICER: All right,
Marc Anthony,
attack that squirrel.
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(GROWLING)
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Eviscerate that rabbit!
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Pulverize that skunk!
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(EXCLAIMS) Now,
that's a guard dog the
Marine Corps can be proud of.
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Now, it is up to you
to make sure nothing,
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and I mean nothing,
breaches this sector.
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Now fall out
and report
to your duties.
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(MILITARY MARCH PLAYS)
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(SOFT MEOWING)
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(LULLABYE PLAYS)
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(MEOWING)
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(GROWLING AND BARKING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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(MEOWING)
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OFFICER: Marc Anthony,
report in for chow!
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OFFICER: Marc Anthony,
get in here!
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OFFICER: Marc Anthony, fall in!
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Marc Anthony,
did you secure
the perimeter?
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Now, after you scarf
this hunk of meat,
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I want you to guard
these barracks with your life.
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I'm off to my sleeping quarters
and am not, I repeat,
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not to be disturbed.
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I am taking a nap
of national importance.
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(MEOWS)
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(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS)
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(MEOWS)
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(SNORING)
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OFFICER: Is that you,
sugar bear?
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Oh. Cuddle time.
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Gimme a kiss.
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(SLURPING)
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OFFICER: Marc Anthony!
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(GASPS)
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(GROANING)
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Marc Anthony, what is
your major malfunction,
numb-crack?
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What are you doing
with my collection of plates,
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commemorating the films
of the great Bette Midler?
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How did my bust of
Rutherford B. Hayes
get off the credenza?
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What in the name
of Lincoln's ghost
is going on in the kitchen?
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Who or what has
infiltrated this sector?
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(CRASH)
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Is it just me,
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or was I nearly
waxed by a piece
of air-borne crockery?
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Now I know you couldn't
have intended to...
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You just broke Beaches
and First Wives Club,
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you worthless
pile of mule meat!
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That's it. Marc Anthony,
you are going to pay for that!
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Come here!
Not Hocus Pocus.
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(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Now you come back.
Hey, hey, stop that, hey.
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Now get outside
and man your post.
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At least you didn't get
Down and Out in Beverly Hills.
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Now what's
going on in here?
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Hmm. Something's clogging
this puppy up.
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Better run
the clog protocol.
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Garbage disposal, engage.
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(WHIRRING)
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Well, that's
not clearing it.
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(GRUNTING)
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(JACKHAMMER DRILLING)
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Finally, whatever was in
that sink just got chopped up
into itty bitty pieces.
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(SOBBING)
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(MEOWING)
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(PURRING)
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Marc Anthony,
what do you have there?
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Why are you
holding that kitten?
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Why are you not pulverizing
that kitten until it is
no longer a threat to this area?
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I order you
to place the kitten
on the deck, at your feet.
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Attack! Attack!
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Either you attack that kitten
right now, or I will.
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(GROWLING)
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Easy, boy, remember
your training.
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Stand down!
Stand down! (SCREAMS)
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OFFICER:
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Hut, two, three, four.
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Excuse me, sir.
Can I get a break?
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I've got to go to
the little boys' room.
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(GROWLING)
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Okay. Okay. I'm marching.
I'm marching.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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