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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(FROG CROAKING)
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There you go, Lenny.
That's a good boy.
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Oh, hello there.
I was feeding my pet kangaroo.
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Off you go, Lenny.
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Welcome to Lifestyles of
the Wealthy and Obnoxious,
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the show that goes inside
the homes of the rich and famous
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to remind you
how sad and pathetic
your lives are.
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I'm your host, Tad Tucker.
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And today, we're going
inside the mansion
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of a super-fabulous,
super-famous, mega hunk, me!
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Tad Tucker.
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So come on in,
and let me show you
how cool and rich I am.
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There's only one thing
as pretty as my
Italian sports car.
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And that's me.
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You... handsome... devil.
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(KISSING)
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(THUDS)
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Right now,
you're probably saying,
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"Hey, Tad, what's with
all the rabbits?"
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Well, I'm gonna have
a big rabbit barbeque.
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Nothing like eating
a bunch of rabbits
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right from the grill.
(CRANKING)
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Oh, no! My ride!
Get back here!
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I'm gonna give
Tad Tucker a ride,
all right.
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A ride to crazy town.
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(PANTING)
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Well, bad news is
I never did catch up
to my car.
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Whoo!
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It's out there somewhere.
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But the good news is,
you can definitely catch
my beautiful sprawling grounds.
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The place where I love to
boost my self-esteem
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through solitary
low-skill hobbies,
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like boomerang throwing.
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As soon as I give the signal,
Lenny back there will launch
a clay pigeon into the air
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and I'll knock it down
like the expert I am.
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Okay, pull! (EXCLAIMS)
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Oh, my knickers!
(CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)
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I'll just, uh,
tie these babies up.
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Okay, pull!
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Betraying trousers! (GROANS)
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(GRUMBLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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This ultra-top wombat tape
oughta keep my bloomers up.
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Okay. Pull!
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(GROANING)
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Let's go for something
a little more relaxing.
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Like a stroll through
me old hedge maze.
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Fans always ask me,
"Tad, what are..."
(GROANS)
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Ow.
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The grounds
keep a muscle...
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(MUMBLING)
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(GROANING)
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Whoa! Talk about
a noggin' throbber.
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I think the smart thing to do is
just stand still.
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(GROANING AND MUTTERING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Ah, my pants. Whoa!
(SCREAMING)
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Hello there. Ugh, it only
took me two hours to
get out of that hedge maze.
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Nothing can help you recover
like a sweat in my very own
steam room.
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I'll just sit back
and let the steam melt
all that tension away.
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(CRANKING)
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)
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What? Sounds like
the door locked.
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Well, it does seem to be
getting a bit warmer in here.
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Feels good, though.
Good for the pores.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Just gonna take
a looky-loo outside
for a second.
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(GRUNTING)
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No! The humidity,
it made the door swollen.
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I got to get out.
Got to get out!
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Ow! Hot rock. Hot rock.
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(EXCLAIMS AND GROANS)
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(PANTING) Got to stay low.
Got to stay low.
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(TAD PANTING)
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(POPPING)
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(WEAKLY) Lenny,
I'm gonna miss you most of all.
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(EXPLOSION)
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(SIZZLING)
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Let me show you
the inside of my mansion.
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This is my dining room.
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And that there is
my favorite piece
of art work.
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Now, if you're thinking
that's my favorite because
I'm the subject of it,
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you're absolutely right.
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And being beautiful
can make me work up
quite an appetite.
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Which is why I always have
an elaborate spread like this
sitting out.
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Here are some
wonderful Anzac biscuits.
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Some mouthwatering barramundi
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and some witchetty grubs.
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(CHOMPING LOUDLY)
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(SLURPING)
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(SMACKS LIPS)
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Yummy. And here's
my second favorite food
after rabbit,
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the Outback wild turkey.
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(SMACKS LIPS) Ow!
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What the... (GROANS)
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(GROANING)
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(SNARLING)
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Oh, take that, turkey.
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That's the drawback
to fighting a turkey.
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It always...
makes me...
so sleepy. Oi!
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Isn't that right, Tad?
(GROANS)
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I'm back, and I'm here
to show you a toy only
rich people have.
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It's called an
exercise gyroscope.
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It's how we wealthy people
stay slim and trim.
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The faster I spin,
the harder the work out.
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Whoo! Oh, yeah. I can
really feel it working.
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(WHIMPERS) Oh, no.
I'm going too fast.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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(BABBLING)
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No! (GRUNTS)
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TAD: Hey, there's my car.
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Tad might be
wealthy and obnoxious,
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but it doesn't make him smart.
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Just sit still.
I'm almost done
probing you.
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MARTIAN : (ON COMPUTER)
Marvin the Martian, come in.
Marvin the Martian.
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Oh, drat. I hate when
my probing gets interrupted.
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Marvin here.
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We are ready to invade
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the planet of Calzonia's,
the evil supreme overlord
of the universe.
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I didn't think that was
happening until the 23rd.
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Today is the 23rd.
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Well, look at that.
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I got so busy
with my probing
I didn't even notice.
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Sorry, earthling,
you have to leave.
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I have to overthrow
the evil supreme overlord
of the universe.
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(SCREAMING)
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Was that real? Or did I
overdo it on the goji berries?
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Oh, yes, Jackie.
I'm headed to the
sci-fi movie convention.
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You never heard of it?
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It's only got all
the props and costumes
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of the greatest
space movies of all time.
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(GROANS)
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In fact, I see
one of the props right now.
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Later, Jackie.
Whoo-hoo!
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Wow! Look at this.
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This is the exact replica of
a starship from that movie
Planet of the Martians.
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(GASPING) I bet legendary
sci-fi actor Dirk Rodrigo
sat right here.
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(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
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Who are you
and how did you
get in here?
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Relax, Bob.
I got a VIP badge.
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I can go anywhere
in the convention I want.
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This is my spaceship,
you crazy earthling.
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Are we in character?
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Okay, you pretend
to be the Martian
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and I'll pretend
I'm commander
of the space force.
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Fine, my Martian friend.
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Commander Daffy Duck
controls your ship now.
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Ooh! Uh-oh.
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(MARVIN THE MARTIAN SCREAMING)
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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I'm not sure what movie
this thing is from, but I bet
it was PG 13.
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Oh, wow! Is this
a video game, too?
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Uh-oh. Looks like
we've got some
enemy fighters coming our way.
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MARTIAN: (OVER RADIO)
Sir, come in, sir.
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Ooh! Is this an
online game, too? Tight.
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Daffy Duck here.
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We have a detailed
battle plan to proceed.
We are ready to attack.
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Sweet. Let's do this.
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(YELLS) Leeroy Jenkins!
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You're destroying
my entire fleet.
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It is not your turn.
(GRUNTS)
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MARTIAN: The commander ship
has been hijacked.
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Treat as a hostile enemy.
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No! What a spammer.
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Give me those controls.
We're going to hit the planet!
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Take it easy, Bob.
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You're geeking me out
way too hard.
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DAFFY: Whoa. Is this
the main ball room?
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Wow! The convention
really went all out this year.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
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You dare invade my zone?
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My Calzonius?
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Oh, dear. It's Calzonius,
evil supreme overlord
of the universe.
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O-M-G!
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You're legendary sci-fi
actor Dirk Rodrigo.
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I loved you in
Green Parade Space Ninja
One, Two and Four.
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Three? Eh, not so much.
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Say, what was it like
kissing Carlet Electron?
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Kind of like this?
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROWLS)
Whoo-hoo!
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
My eyes!
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Okay. Just a few more with me
so people know I'm pals
with Dirk Rodrigo.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Let's try a happy one.
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A sad one.
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Now act like we just ate
bad Chinese food.
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(GRUNTS) That is it.
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I am going to feed you
to my space monster.
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Wow. You can even make
cheesy lines of dialog
like that sound believable.
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See? This guy is a genius.
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Um, Mr. Duck, he really
is the evil supreme
overlord of the universe.
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You don't have
a girlfriend, do you?
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(CAL YELLS)
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Bon appetit,
space monster.
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(SPACE MONSTER GROWLING)
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What doesn't this
sci-fi convention have?
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Now, what movie are you from?
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Was it Valley of
the Spaceworms?
The Creature from Planet X?
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Amazon Space Monkey?
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Stop steaming up my tail.
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(GROWLING)
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Hey, you're getting
a little too into character.
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(GROANING)
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That's it.
Cosplay time is over.
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Take off that mask and
fight like a real nerd.
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What kind of costume
is this anyway?
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It's not a costume.
It's a real space monster.
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It's all real!
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Huh?
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Just, uh, let me get that
tongue back in there,
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close those big sharp teeth.
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(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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DAFFY: Let's get out of here!
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At last, my galaxy battleship
cruiser is refueled.
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I can finally conquer
the entire universe!
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Duck!
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What are you doing?
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Getting us back to Earth.
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But I'm from Mars.
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Guess what? We're moving.
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(CRASHING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Wow. That entrance
was out of this world.
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You have no idea.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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