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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:09,692 ME, ME, ME... AND THE OTHERS 2 00:02:08,489 --> 00:02:09,968 Forget the venue... 3 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:13,541 Some famous writers do their best thinking here. 4 00:02:14,232 --> 00:02:15,573 Just as well... 5 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,141 Someone's put "LONG LIVE I" in writing. 6 00:02:20,764 --> 00:02:22,764 The others, on the contrary... 7 00:02:23,281 --> 00:02:26,605 All these nice people, for example, God forbid, 8 00:02:27,324 --> 00:02:29,536 wouldn't even dream of such a motto. 9 00:02:29,697 --> 00:02:31,453 They just practise it. 10 00:02:32,547 --> 00:02:36,646 My apologies. Some are capable of being considerate to others. 11 00:02:38,521 --> 00:02:41,893 Where do we come from? What about tomorrow's world? 12 00:02:42,502 --> 00:02:44,254 With butter or oil? 13 00:02:46,092 --> 00:02:47,726 A touch of tomato? 14 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:53,639 With mushrooms and a hint of onion? 15 00:02:55,754 --> 00:02:58,524 I'll leave it up to you. Que sera sera. 16 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:02,733 Yes, I'll have the mushrooms but no onion. 17 00:03:02,927 --> 00:03:06,034 All the same... Mushrooms, yes. Onion, no. 18 00:03:07,190 --> 00:03:10,051 Reserved for you. Middle coach, forward seat. 19 00:03:10,244 --> 00:03:12,621 Your whiskey? - Chivas Regal. - Soda? 20 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:14,970 No, just a little ice. 21 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:19,457 No doubt, there is only one "self", one's own. 22 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:22,544 Indeed, who are the others? What are they? 23 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:27,657 There they are. 24 00:03:27,834 --> 00:03:31,010 That's what they look like when seen from above. 25 00:03:32,101 --> 00:03:34,809 What about me? Each of you is saying. 26 00:03:35,552 --> 00:03:37,338 Me, with my skills... 27 00:03:37,844 --> 00:03:39,744 Me, with my wife's skills... 28 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:43,066 I, who am a dreamer... 29 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:45,868 I, who am a conman... 30 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:49,014 Me, with my might... 31 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,497 Me, with my modesty... 32 00:03:53,373 --> 00:03:54,712 Finally, me... 33 00:03:55,023 --> 00:03:57,034 Me, with my personality... 34 00:03:57,372 --> 00:03:59,590 Per-so-na-li-ty, you might say... 35 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,380 You expect me to mingle with those ants? 36 00:04:03,573 --> 00:04:05,330 Those grains of sand? 37 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:07,285 Those bacteria? Me? 38 00:04:07,850 --> 00:04:09,400 Me of all people? 39 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:13,719 Patrons, that's what you look like 40 00:04:14,232 --> 00:04:16,987 to the people down there. 41 00:04:17,805 --> 00:04:20,049 Maybe I should start like that, 42 00:04:20,398 --> 00:04:22,132 straight to the point. 43 00:04:25,647 --> 00:04:28,930 Granted, no one would want to be taken for that chap. 44 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:34,477 But then, he wouldn't want to be taken for someone else. 45 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:38,125 He'd think he'd lose in the swap, 46 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:40,295 like all of us. 47 00:04:41,033 --> 00:04:43,641 Like the 3.5 billion people who... 48 00:04:48,931 --> 00:04:51,214 Like the 3.5 billion people 49 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,614 who can't stop saying: 50 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,184 Me... 51 00:04:56,202 --> 00:04:57,285 Me... 52 00:04:58,174 --> 00:04:59,257 Me... 53 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,061 and the others. 54 00:05:06,579 --> 00:05:07,805 Be my guest. 55 00:05:10,024 --> 00:05:12,274 That's an idea. I'll have the same. 56 00:05:12,657 --> 00:05:14,609 Is it okay, sir? - Yes... 57 00:05:15,905 --> 00:05:18,685 And now, from "me" we'll go to "mine". 58 00:05:30,847 --> 00:05:33,325 This is my fan and my air. 59 00:05:55,996 --> 00:05:58,130 The butt is mine too. 60 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,775 It's a matter of principle. 61 00:06:05,476 --> 00:06:08,486 This table's free. Seat the gentlemen, please. 62 00:06:15,621 --> 00:06:17,379 That's what he thinks. 63 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:21,822 This will be my table for as long as I like. I'll leave when I please. 64 00:06:34,512 --> 00:06:36,386 Of course, I'm just as bad. 65 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:38,615 No, I'm the worst. 66 00:06:39,069 --> 00:06:41,019 The king of egoists, it's me. 67 00:06:41,287 --> 00:06:43,103 I've found it. - What? 68 00:06:43,349 --> 00:06:46,774 A seat. We won't have to stroll through Via Veneto. 69 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:50,340 Mocking those poor people, you moron. 70 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:54,084 Migrants going home after a long separation. 71 00:06:54,551 --> 00:06:56,730 Or leaving for a long time. 72 00:06:57,820 --> 00:07:00,112 Excuse me, madam. Pardon me. 73 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,257 May I? 74 00:07:04,579 --> 00:07:06,356 Excuse me... Excuse me... 75 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,726 Pardon me. 76 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:15,584 May I? 77 00:07:16,661 --> 00:07:18,010 Excuse me! 78 00:07:19,307 --> 00:07:22,492 Okay, workers of the world unite. All right. 79 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:24,649 But there's a limit. 80 00:07:25,207 --> 00:07:27,996 You're all here, standing, 81 00:07:28,294 --> 00:07:30,736 sitting, lying blissfully... 82 00:07:34,031 --> 00:07:37,384 What the heck! Comfort has its limits, too. 83 00:07:38,172 --> 00:07:40,910 Comfortable? I gave you a double mattress. 84 00:07:41,129 --> 00:07:43,229 Thanks. - Was it a good dinner? 85 00:07:43,938 --> 00:07:47,290 A drink to help you digest? Your cordial, Campari. 86 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:51,646 Yes, my usual. And some mineral water. 87 00:07:52,814 --> 00:07:53,953 Not fizzy! 88 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,530 Hey, guys, look at that. 89 00:08:00,344 --> 00:08:01,419 Holy cow! 90 00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:03,766 What a looker! 91 00:08:04,091 --> 00:08:06,250 What are you staring at? 92 00:08:06,971 --> 00:08:08,770 Never seen a train before? 93 00:08:16,459 --> 00:08:17,549 May I? 94 00:08:19,676 --> 00:08:20,727 Done. 95 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,803 There she is! Gisella! 96 00:08:22,923 --> 00:08:25,786 How was the exhibition? - Very interesting. 97 00:08:27,098 --> 00:08:30,090 Long live Pop Art, then. - It's a "must see". 98 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:32,950 I see what you mean. - What, you idiot? 99 00:08:33,070 --> 00:08:36,770 Especially from down here. - Be my guest. 100 00:08:37,677 --> 00:08:41,446 Try to tell a woman how to protect her modesty and she'll reply: 101 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,780 "I decide what and when. 102 00:08:43,968 --> 00:08:45,559 I'll decide who." 103 00:08:57,908 --> 00:09:01,449 No need to scream. You have your robe on. 104 00:09:01,699 --> 00:09:02,914 You swine. 105 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:05,330 An accident. - Shame on you! 106 00:09:16,129 --> 00:09:18,250 I mean, it's really puzzling... 107 00:09:18,451 --> 00:09:21,344 I wonder who screamed. Her or her robe? 108 00:09:26,257 --> 00:09:27,788 Camera... smile! 109 00:09:28,605 --> 00:09:31,622 How many times should I say it? My ear must be covered. 110 00:09:31,782 --> 00:09:33,605 Dresser, mirror, comb... 111 00:09:33,803 --> 00:09:35,604 Exposure for the sake of it. 112 00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:37,474 Here, madam. - Thank you. 113 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:42,286 Close-ups show my bunny ears. 114 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:44,814 Let's get on with it. 115 00:09:44,934 --> 00:09:47,344 Roll... Remove towel, place banknote. 116 00:09:47,464 --> 00:09:49,165 Got a large note? 117 00:09:49,285 --> 00:09:52,019 No, they're out of circulation. Pardon me. 118 00:10:01,407 --> 00:10:03,307 How much? - Twelve hundred. 119 00:10:14,253 --> 00:10:16,206 Thank you. I'll do it. 120 00:10:16,504 --> 00:10:18,606 I like this stuff too. 121 00:10:19,669 --> 00:10:21,478 Look at these beauties! 122 00:10:22,952 --> 00:10:26,073 I'm just on a research assignment. 123 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:30,026 A sad one, I might add. - Really? - May I? - Of course, madam. 124 00:10:30,265 --> 00:10:32,028 They cheer me up. 125 00:10:32,222 --> 00:10:34,934 Unlike most people, I'm not ashamed of it. 126 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:39,092 Have you ever seen anyone openly look at a nude picture 127 00:10:39,319 --> 00:10:41,313 in a public place? Like this. 128 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:43,901 Well, I do. 129 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:47,754 I even undress those who are dressed. Mentally, I mean. 130 00:10:47,874 --> 00:10:51,381 Thank you. I admire your candour. But I'd like to undress too. 131 00:11:16,851 --> 00:11:18,589 Gosh! They'll arrest me. 132 00:11:31,229 --> 00:11:32,436 Excuse me... 133 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,800 Damn! Trepossi's coming this way. 134 00:11:41,721 --> 00:11:44,003 What are you up to? How's it going? 135 00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,319 Hi, there. 136 00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:47,888 Not very promising. 137 00:11:48,329 --> 00:11:51,837 There's a sort of angst in the air. 138 00:11:53,244 --> 00:11:56,176 I understand you rang me a few times. 139 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,759 Yes. You're always in conference. 140 00:11:58,879 --> 00:12:01,310 That flaming Capranica Award. 141 00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:04,780 Going for it? - It's up to my publisher. 142 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,997 I didn't call you for that. - Of course not. 143 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:12,143 I just wanted your opinion on that survey of mine... 144 00:12:12,263 --> 00:12:15,807 Ah, yes! So I've heard, a survey on selfishness. 145 00:12:16,174 --> 00:12:19,959 You're a touch late. Other got there first, my dear. 146 00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:23,017 Keep on ringing me. Don't give up. See you. 147 00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:26,010 We'll talk about it. - But you're so busy. 148 00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:27,423 Sandro! 149 00:12:29,239 --> 00:12:31,619 How can you walk around like that? 150 00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:35,349 When will you learn a little neatness? 151 00:12:37,969 --> 00:12:40,499 If only I had married an accountant. 152 00:12:42,004 --> 00:12:45,195 Sandro! Have you gone crazy? Get in! 153 00:12:48,088 --> 00:12:49,308 Are you...? 154 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,527 Holy shit, what a nightmare! 155 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,650 Quite interesting, though. 156 00:12:59,948 --> 00:13:01,594 Incommunicability... 157 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:05,608 How can they read your soul? They can't see you're undressed. 158 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,450 Will they understand? 159 00:13:09,306 --> 00:13:13,217 Who cares? The less they understand you, the more they respect you. 160 00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:17,524 But... 161 00:13:17,932 --> 00:13:21,409 Who was the only one to realize my predicament? 162 00:13:22,544 --> 00:13:23,639 Peppino. 163 00:13:24,210 --> 00:13:27,505 Frank, pure, enthusiastic, good-hearted, 164 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,454 hopelessly gullible Peppino. 165 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:40,906 Excuse me. 166 00:13:42,884 --> 00:13:45,698 Are you ill? - No. Just being discreet. 167 00:13:45,953 --> 00:13:47,237 I thought so. 168 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,761 Hands off me! - I was picking up my glasses. 169 00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:54,930 How rude. 170 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,717 He didn't want to be disruptive. 171 00:14:33,384 --> 00:14:34,753 Talking to me? 172 00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:37,905 I can lend you my jacket. 173 00:14:39,072 --> 00:14:41,793 Excuse me. Are you having me on? 174 00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:46,113 No. I was leaving. They won't let you in without a jacket. 175 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:49,576 Not without a jacket. - Don't you want your pension? 176 00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:53,475 And you? - I've waited so long, a minute more, a minute less. 177 00:14:53,595 --> 00:14:55,291 Go on. I'll wait here. 178 00:14:56,750 --> 00:15:00,130 Go. - Sorry, sir. I'm afraid without a jacket... 179 00:15:00,528 --> 00:15:02,702 No worries. I'll enjoy the sun. 180 00:15:04,752 --> 00:15:05,850 Peppino! 181 00:15:07,424 --> 00:15:09,085 My dear Peppino... 182 00:15:10,673 --> 00:15:11,867 By the by... 183 00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:15,703 I hope he's at the station. Or I'll have to catch a cab. 184 00:15:17,386 --> 00:15:20,907 The problem is that for every good soul like Peppino 185 00:15:21,303 --> 00:15:23,603 there are a thousand skunks like me. 186 00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:26,120 Or like Trepossi. 187 00:15:29,192 --> 00:15:32,089 Sandro, I can't right now. Call me tomorrow. 188 00:15:41,665 --> 00:15:43,615 Do you want to cross? - Yes. 189 00:15:47,085 --> 00:15:48,266 A blind man! 190 00:15:48,992 --> 00:15:50,256 A blind man! 191 00:16:32,048 --> 00:16:33,548 After you, my child. 192 00:16:42,725 --> 00:16:45,747 I don't deserve it. Let me say, non sum dignus. 193 00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:47,147 No... 194 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:50,274 You've always been a good Christian. 195 00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:13,146 One, two, three, four. Move! 196 00:17:14,203 --> 00:17:16,505 One, two, three, four. Move! 197 00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,319 Thank you, God, my merciful God! 198 00:17:27,993 --> 00:17:30,770 God's on my side. God's on my side. 199 00:17:34,246 --> 00:17:35,809 God is loving... 200 00:17:36,218 --> 00:17:38,086 because He's on your side. 201 00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:40,324 Trepossi, you disgust me. 202 00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:45,064 My dear Trepossi, my first call is for you. 203 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,664 Yes, I'll hold, no worries. 204 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:55,113 Peppino! - How's going? - See to my luggage. 205 00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:57,266 Hello, my friend. 206 00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,986 Sure, just give me a time. 207 00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:03,188 Go ahead. I'm in no hurry. 208 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,860 Okay, I'll wait a few minutes. 209 00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:11,330 Maybe... Maybe I'll call you back. 210 00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:19,521 "My Dream", at the Archimedes. Who cares? 211 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:22,134 "Slaves Exist", at the Ariston. 212 00:18:22,399 --> 00:18:25,781 Barberini, Bologna, Capranica... Trashy movies everywhere. 213 00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:29,850 At the Fiamma? - "How to marry an PM." - Again! 214 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,725 I have to go now. Take care. 215 00:18:32,951 --> 00:18:35,633 Hold on, Spartacuccio wants to say bye-bye. 216 00:18:35,753 --> 00:18:36,852 Say bye. 217 00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:38,875 Bye! Bye, Daddy. 218 00:18:39,964 --> 00:18:42,611 Come on, say bye-bye. I'll make him say it. 219 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,641 Don't go. Bye, Daddy! 220 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:48,305 Damn! I'll catch a later train, but he has to say bye-bye. 221 00:18:48,425 --> 00:18:50,530 Say: Bye, Daddy! 222 00:18:50,847 --> 00:18:53,687 "Nude Sex by Night", the usual sluts. 223 00:18:53,807 --> 00:18:56,850 You've skipped "Metropolitan". Don't rush. - Right. 224 00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:21,695 Sandro, I'm parked illegally. 225 00:19:22,525 --> 00:19:24,860 I have an amazing gift. Come along. 226 00:19:28,148 --> 00:19:30,898 You look great. - Don't hold me like that... 227 00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:35,107 For your survey... - My luggage? - In there. 228 00:19:35,337 --> 00:19:37,730 The best idea you've ever had. 229 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:40,340 But you must include good points too, 230 00:19:40,507 --> 00:19:42,284 not just junk. 231 00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:45,710 Got 30 minutes? I'll take you. You'll thank me. 232 00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:48,919 Where? Right now? - Yes. An hour at the most. 233 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,475 Stop fooling around. - Trust me. 234 00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,968 What's it all about? - Trust me. 235 00:20:01,914 --> 00:20:04,970 And... where are we going? - Grottaferrata. 236 00:20:05,861 --> 00:20:07,119 Grottaferrata? 237 00:20:07,366 --> 00:20:09,363 30 km away? - Less than half. 238 00:20:09,598 --> 00:20:12,143 I was there last week, editing my novel. 239 00:20:12,263 --> 00:20:14,970 And you came across a nudist camp? 240 00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:17,034 Just wait. 241 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,342 You will get there and be fascinated. 242 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,550 You'll thank me for it. 243 00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:25,363 Lots of work going on... 244 00:20:25,897 --> 00:20:29,044 New piping everywhere. We had no water for 3 days. 245 00:20:29,524 --> 00:20:31,612 It was great. Really! 246 00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:34,965 Turning on the tap and seeing water again 247 00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:37,559 was such a joy... 248 00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:40,790 I lived through the war. But that was long ago. 249 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,902 A sort of forgotten joy. 250 00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:44,344 A discovery! 251 00:20:57,752 --> 00:20:59,102 This is the spot. 252 00:21:01,086 --> 00:21:04,037 I'd come here to revise the draft of my novel. 253 00:21:04,157 --> 00:21:06,476 And every day, around this time... 254 00:21:08,487 --> 00:21:12,534 Do you realize we're evicting ourselves from the Garden of Eden? 255 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:16,663 Concrete and progress are annihilating our world. 256 00:21:16,899 --> 00:21:19,472 So, what happens around this time? 257 00:21:19,668 --> 00:21:21,518 Here they come! Let's hide. 258 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,522 Squat. Get down! 259 00:21:40,453 --> 00:21:43,724 My God, they're ugly! - True. And old too. 260 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,951 Clearly, they're penniless. 261 00:21:46,444 --> 00:21:49,388 Old, odd and ugly. Quite unique. - Exactly. 262 00:21:50,024 --> 00:21:51,610 Yet, see how they walk? 263 00:21:52,515 --> 00:21:55,888 They're only passing through. You'd never have seen them. 264 00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:59,942 Who are they? - No idea. That's irrelevant. 265 00:22:03,253 --> 00:22:05,210 What's relevant, then? 266 00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,341 What? Just look at them. 267 00:22:12,739 --> 00:22:15,106 Old, odd and ugly, as you put it. 268 00:22:15,393 --> 00:22:19,079 But see how they soldier on... in total harmony. 269 00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:25,847 Can't you see? 270 00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:30,479 I'm a damned fool! I always fall for it. 271 00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:34,149 Peppino, I have so little time! 272 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,068 You didn't even let me drop my luggage off. 273 00:22:37,846 --> 00:22:40,780 I couldn't ring Trepossi. An entire morning wasted 274 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:44,470 to see those two skeletons, two freaks of nature... 275 00:22:45,495 --> 00:22:47,408 Who cares if they're happy? 276 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:50,835 Too bad. I'd cry my eyes out if I were them. 277 00:22:54,802 --> 00:22:55,877 Let's go. 278 00:22:57,122 --> 00:23:00,443 I'm not coming. Take the car. I'll walk. 279 00:23:00,728 --> 00:23:04,392 Stop that. This whole thing is preposterous enough. 280 00:23:05,158 --> 00:23:08,660 You're right. Take my car and keep it in your garage. 281 00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:11,000 I'm off to Milan for a month. 282 00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:13,629 Stop. I don't feel like walking. 283 00:23:13,865 --> 00:23:16,290 Get in. That's really uncalled for. 284 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,308 I'm walking. When I'm tired, I'll catch a tram. 285 00:23:20,723 --> 00:23:23,888 I'm in no mood for an argument. 286 00:23:24,122 --> 00:23:26,290 But we are arguing. - Okay. 287 00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:52,986 It's unheard of, in total harmony... 288 00:23:53,323 --> 00:23:56,086 That's what he thinks. How does he know? 289 00:23:56,917 --> 00:23:59,991 They came this morning, rates and mortgage. 290 00:24:02,430 --> 00:24:03,785 Poor Peppino... 291 00:24:04,017 --> 00:24:06,123 I'll call him tomorrow. 292 00:24:08,761 --> 00:24:10,662 I almost forgot, the phone. 293 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:14,275 85,000 lire. Do you phone novels through? 294 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:18,412 It's a fortune, almost half my fur repayment. 295 00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:20,838 That, too. - Of course. 296 00:24:22,447 --> 00:24:23,841 By the way... 297 00:24:31,323 --> 00:24:32,374 Sorry. 298 00:24:34,087 --> 00:24:37,505 Try to work on Trepossi. The award is tomorrow. 299 00:24:39,658 --> 00:24:41,436 Three million lire. 300 00:24:42,162 --> 00:24:45,042 It would come in very handy. - Sure. And how! 301 00:24:47,464 --> 00:24:50,383 You could pay off my fur and forget about it. 302 00:24:52,874 --> 00:24:56,138 A wife... another paragon of selfishness. 303 00:24:56,903 --> 00:24:59,381 They don't look like wives at first... 304 00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:04,498 Baby! My poor little darling! 305 00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:07,097 Murderers! - Is that yours, madam? 306 00:25:07,217 --> 00:25:09,957 That's immaterial. - Well? - Well nothing! 307 00:25:10,269 --> 00:25:12,123 Murderers! - Who? 308 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:16,379 We all know how they end up, killed like animals. 309 00:25:16,690 --> 00:25:17,844 Murderers! 310 00:25:18,031 --> 00:25:20,974 Stop or I'll call a cop. Officer, please... 311 00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:24,256 Watch out, he could bite you. 312 00:25:24,549 --> 00:25:28,596 Dogs only bite those who deserve it. They should do it more often. 313 00:25:29,517 --> 00:25:32,884 She insulted me publicly. - He wanted to kill my pet. 314 00:25:33,273 --> 00:25:35,793 Yours, my foot! Don't shift your ground. 315 00:25:35,966 --> 00:25:39,851 She called me a murderer. - What do you call a killer? 316 00:25:40,513 --> 00:25:43,328 I see no difference between a man and a dog. 317 00:25:43,571 --> 00:25:45,921 Besides, I believe in metempsychosis. 318 00:25:46,061 --> 00:25:49,345 If you were in India, a truly civilized nation. 319 00:25:49,607 --> 00:25:52,371 In India, a cow... - That may be so, madam. 320 00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:55,806 But your dog has no leash. And the muzzle? 321 00:25:56,105 --> 00:25:59,650 The lady is carrying her dog, that makes it a lap-dog. 322 00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:03,032 And as such it needs no leash or muzzle. 323 00:26:03,435 --> 00:26:05,919 I'm a journalist. I can vouch for it. 324 00:26:06,084 --> 00:26:09,858 Please do! Taxi! Could you get me a taxi? 325 00:26:10,377 --> 00:26:13,244 I have a car. I'd be honoured... 326 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:15,034 If you insist. 327 00:26:17,239 --> 00:26:19,250 My little darling! Thank you. 328 00:26:25,088 --> 00:26:27,104 Well done! You love dogs too. 329 00:26:27,224 --> 00:26:30,975 It's impossible not to. - Some prefer cats. I have two. 330 00:26:31,345 --> 00:26:33,330 My Siamese is so jealous. 331 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:37,657 I always get myself into trouble. Altruism's a bad habit. 332 00:26:37,777 --> 00:26:39,077 On the contrary. 333 00:26:39,259 --> 00:26:41,362 What will I do with him now? 334 00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:45,448 I can't abandon you. 335 00:26:45,850 --> 00:26:47,816 I can't take you home... 336 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:54,370 Do you have any cats? - No. I have no pets. I live alone. 337 00:26:54,498 --> 00:26:57,021 Ideal. The dog will love it. 338 00:26:57,468 --> 00:26:59,035 Love what? - Your home! 339 00:26:59,222 --> 00:27:01,674 Don't give him plain meat. 340 00:27:01,977 --> 00:27:05,499 Always mix it with some boiled rice and... 341 00:27:07,679 --> 00:27:10,590 Give him a bath right away. He's ridden with fleas. 342 00:27:14,324 --> 00:27:17,268 My house isn't suitable. I swear. 343 00:27:17,567 --> 00:27:19,480 Shall we go and have a look? 344 00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:30,845 Put it away. - Yes, madam. 345 00:27:31,169 --> 00:27:33,154 Hello... Hi! 346 00:27:33,890 --> 00:27:35,597 We've just walked in. 347 00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:39,495 The usual nut case! 348 00:27:40,007 --> 00:27:42,214 Titta may not want to go out. 349 00:27:42,334 --> 00:27:46,263 Who is it? - Sensani. - Robertaccio! Go where? - Dancing. 350 00:27:46,522 --> 00:27:47,522 Sure. 351 00:27:47,864 --> 00:27:49,573 Okay. Where? - No! 352 00:27:49,937 --> 00:27:51,688 No, I can't. - Why? 353 00:27:52,284 --> 00:27:53,905 My hair's not done. 354 00:27:54,025 --> 00:27:56,474 Keep your hat on. - Sure! Are you mad? 355 00:27:58,173 --> 00:28:00,651 Sorry, Roberto. I misunderstood. 356 00:28:00,856 --> 00:28:03,130 Titta would have loved to, but... 357 00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,209 I'm tired. - She's tired. 358 00:28:06,545 --> 00:28:08,545 No... She's very sleepy. 359 00:28:10,011 --> 00:28:12,417 What? Sure, I'll come alone. 360 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:14,450 Come off it! 361 00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:16,686 I won't come on my own. 362 00:28:17,204 --> 00:28:18,904 Because I don't like to. 363 00:28:20,512 --> 00:28:23,921 Lianella's there? Hug her on my account too. 364 00:28:25,153 --> 00:28:27,010 Who? Titta? 365 00:28:27,631 --> 00:28:29,131 What are you saying? 366 00:28:29,325 --> 00:28:32,210 You don't know her at all. - What? 367 00:28:32,901 --> 00:28:34,963 You're jealous of Lianella. 368 00:28:37,261 --> 00:28:38,779 What did you say? 369 00:28:39,596 --> 00:28:41,049 Go on, repeat it. 370 00:28:41,425 --> 00:28:43,060 What am I? 371 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:46,351 You must be joking. 372 00:28:47,207 --> 00:28:51,086 Lianella's delightful. But I don't fear Bardot herself. 373 00:28:51,669 --> 00:28:54,965 Fancy me being jealous. I hate nags. 374 00:28:55,308 --> 00:28:57,280 Cut it out. Just say no. 375 00:28:58,310 --> 00:29:01,706 Want me to look like a bore who locks up her husband? 376 00:29:02,588 --> 00:29:04,482 No, nothing. 377 00:29:04,975 --> 00:29:08,983 A thriller's waiting for me. I wouldn't swap it for you. 378 00:29:09,554 --> 00:29:10,955 You must be mad. 379 00:29:12,629 --> 00:29:13,802 Really? 380 00:29:19,205 --> 00:29:20,372 Stop that. 381 00:29:21,397 --> 00:29:23,890 Know what? Sandro's on his way. 382 00:29:24,243 --> 00:29:26,334 But that's why he's coming. 383 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:30,204 Actually, let me know if he cuts a fine figure. 384 00:29:30,910 --> 00:29:32,719 What are you up to? 385 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,960 It's all settled. Bye! 386 00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:40,680 All done? - Yes, madam. Anything else? - Good night. 387 00:29:41,212 --> 00:29:43,794 I don't want to go dancing alone. 388 00:29:44,079 --> 00:29:45,363 But why? 389 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:48,360 I don't want people to say I hold you captive. 390 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,233 Hurry up! Don't tell me you hate it. 391 00:29:51,353 --> 00:29:54,196 Roberto's a nice chap. I can't sleep... 392 00:29:54,316 --> 00:29:56,907 See? Keep moving, then. Get ready. 393 00:29:57,980 --> 00:29:59,160 Yes, but... 394 00:30:04,356 --> 00:30:07,050 Wear your alpaca suit. It's much cooler. 395 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,010 And your black, Herm�s tie... 396 00:30:14,238 --> 00:30:16,261 Your carnelian cufflinks... 397 00:30:16,566 --> 00:30:19,653 Black, cinnamon, carnelian... It's a perfect match. 398 00:30:23,721 --> 00:30:25,713 Well? Are you daydreaming? 399 00:30:26,582 --> 00:30:27,775 What's up? 400 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,575 A sexy combination... 401 00:30:30,832 --> 00:30:33,231 Petticoat and hat. 402 00:30:34,502 --> 00:30:35,618 Really? 403 00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:40,055 I look so ugly tonight. - A real monster. 404 00:30:41,365 --> 00:30:44,206 Just as well Lianella will make up for it. 405 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,606 Why don't you come too? 406 00:30:46,891 --> 00:30:50,926 Find it odd for a woman to let her husband be admired by her friends, 407 00:30:51,211 --> 00:30:52,753 knowingly? 408 00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:55,166 You don't say! - Of course. 409 00:30:56,369 --> 00:30:57,620 Titta... 410 00:31:01,769 --> 00:31:02,988 Stop that! 411 00:31:04,311 --> 00:31:06,102 Don't keep them waiting. 412 00:31:07,931 --> 00:31:10,395 Since you've chosen everything else, 413 00:31:10,888 --> 00:31:12,523 choose my shirt, too. 414 00:31:15,448 --> 00:31:16,499 All right. 415 00:31:19,197 --> 00:31:21,647 Don't just stand there. Get undressed. 416 00:31:21,767 --> 00:31:23,667 Titta, please... 417 00:31:24,692 --> 00:31:27,909 I got it. I won't budge until you're ready. 418 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:32,125 By the way, how old is your Lianella? 419 00:31:32,450 --> 00:31:33,868 Nineteen, twenty? 420 00:31:34,062 --> 00:31:35,954 Nineteen. - A young girl. 421 00:31:36,576 --> 00:31:39,086 You must admit I've got better legs. 422 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,952 You have the world's greatest legs. 423 00:31:42,072 --> 00:31:44,050 Sure... and narrow hips too. 424 00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:46,783 I never said that. - It's true. Look! 425 00:31:46,984 --> 00:31:49,850 If only I had a couple of extra centimetres. 426 00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:53,443 Well? What now? 427 00:31:54,027 --> 00:31:56,829 Titta... - Will you get dressed? 428 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:01,700 What are you doing? What's come over you? 429 00:32:02,327 --> 00:32:04,050 Titta, you're so... 430 00:32:04,393 --> 00:32:05,765 Stop it. 431 00:32:06,012 --> 00:32:07,899 Go away. You'll be late. 432 00:32:09,404 --> 00:32:12,972 Go and get dressed. - Let me caress your feet first. 433 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:16,210 Will you please go away? 434 00:32:17,290 --> 00:32:18,618 You're all mine. 435 00:32:18,843 --> 00:32:20,776 You'll embarrass me. 436 00:32:22,657 --> 00:32:25,580 I warn you. Don't get me started. 437 00:32:26,226 --> 00:32:28,497 What happens if I do? 438 00:32:29,146 --> 00:32:30,755 Just show me. 439 00:32:32,026 --> 00:32:34,374 You can be pig-headed at times. 440 00:32:42,704 --> 00:32:43,884 Mind my hat! 441 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:51,379 Hurry up, now. 442 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:54,467 Or they'll think I made a scene. 443 00:33:00,697 --> 00:33:02,695 As for your friend Roberto... 444 00:33:03,577 --> 00:33:05,633 Guess what he dared tell me? 445 00:33:06,632 --> 00:33:08,845 He invited you in order to see me. 446 00:33:11,211 --> 00:33:12,599 He says... 447 00:33:13,222 --> 00:33:15,784 Forget it. - Go on. What does he say? 448 00:33:16,303 --> 00:33:18,560 Can't you even do up your shirt? 449 00:33:19,339 --> 00:33:21,604 What does Roberto say? 450 00:33:21,781 --> 00:33:23,580 He was joking. Nothing. 451 00:33:24,099 --> 00:33:25,811 It's not the first time. 452 00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:29,111 He says he likes me a lot... 453 00:33:29,335 --> 00:33:30,878 When he sees me... 454 00:33:31,631 --> 00:33:34,945 his mouth goes dry and his blood rises to his ears. 455 00:33:35,451 --> 00:33:36,663 Charming! 456 00:33:37,221 --> 00:33:40,246 He's a true friend. - I nearly forgot. He said... 457 00:33:41,074 --> 00:33:42,099 "Titta... 458 00:33:42,527 --> 00:33:45,329 you have an unforgettable mouth, 459 00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:48,027 worth losing one's soul for." 460 00:33:48,585 --> 00:33:50,076 He said what? 461 00:33:51,075 --> 00:33:54,039 He was just being funny. - Funny, my foot! 462 00:33:54,896 --> 00:33:56,083 Go away. 463 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:01,233 Besides, what can you tell from a mouth? 464 00:34:31,092 --> 00:34:32,092 Hello? 465 00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:34,321 Robertaccio! 466 00:34:34,711 --> 00:34:36,825 Of course. He just left. 467 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:38,617 Have fun. 468 00:34:44,101 --> 00:34:46,330 When you get there, have a brandy. 469 00:34:47,297 --> 00:34:49,097 You're a little off color. 470 00:35:02,289 --> 00:35:04,639 She's honest about thrillers, though. 471 00:35:04,845 --> 00:35:07,699 She loves them and they induce her to sleep. 472 00:35:08,646 --> 00:35:11,687 But when, sometimes, they don't work... 473 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:20,772 What? - Turn around. 474 00:35:21,655 --> 00:35:24,807 Titta, I'm sound sleep. - But I'm not. 475 00:35:25,417 --> 00:35:26,585 Well, then? 476 00:35:26,974 --> 00:35:31,375 Give Titta a little scratch, so Titta can go beddy-byes and leave you alone. 477 00:35:56,623 --> 00:35:58,361 No, be good now! 478 00:35:58,913 --> 00:36:00,547 I'm falling asleep. 479 00:36:02,509 --> 00:36:04,078 I'm wide awake now. 480 00:36:06,673 --> 00:36:07,885 Keep going. 481 00:36:09,131 --> 00:36:11,407 Keep scratching, don't be selfish. 482 00:36:40,343 --> 00:36:41,343 Sorry! 483 00:36:41,815 --> 00:36:44,409 Care for a drink? - No. Just a second... 484 00:36:55,735 --> 00:37:00,104 What about giving it a little oil? - Sounds like a cicada, quite cute. 485 00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:04,813 But if it bothers you... 486 00:37:12,821 --> 00:37:14,598 Having problems? - What? 487 00:37:14,987 --> 00:37:17,329 Looking for a word or an idea? 488 00:37:19,294 --> 00:37:21,104 Any point in asking me? 489 00:37:21,856 --> 00:37:25,761 It's not that, darling. I'm editing. - You could dictate it to me. 490 00:37:26,228 --> 00:37:28,226 I can't do it that way. 491 00:37:28,971 --> 00:37:32,189 If someone stands behind me when I'm writing, I... 492 00:37:32,353 --> 00:37:34,225 Right. I'm sorry! 493 00:37:34,593 --> 00:37:36,532 I'm not up to it, I know. 494 00:37:36,882 --> 00:37:40,450 Come off it. - You may wonder why you married me. 495 00:37:41,022 --> 00:37:42,708 Apart from the obvious. 496 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:50,453 Are you out? - To everyone. 497 00:37:50,751 --> 00:37:52,580 Hello? How are you? 498 00:37:53,073 --> 00:37:55,162 I can barely hear you. 499 00:37:55,564 --> 00:37:57,497 It must be your telephone. 500 00:37:57,938 --> 00:37:59,637 Okay. Do call again. 501 00:38:00,643 --> 00:38:02,593 It was Lianella, your floozy. 502 00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:05,326 She's asked me out. - Great! 503 00:38:06,078 --> 00:38:08,899 You're getting rid of me. - No, darling. 504 00:38:19,516 --> 00:38:20,516 Hello! 505 00:38:21,203 --> 00:38:23,187 I hear you clearly now. 506 00:38:23,693 --> 00:38:26,962 Sorry, my dear. I can't. I must stay at home. 507 00:38:27,429 --> 00:38:28,429 Go... 508 00:38:30,464 --> 00:38:32,753 Sandro's working, you know. 509 00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:36,708 Which means he's in another world. In a trance. 510 00:38:37,373 --> 00:38:40,837 He looks so powerless, desperately needing protection. 511 00:38:41,278 --> 00:38:42,413 Afraid so... 512 00:38:43,036 --> 00:38:47,070 Intellectuals looks so self-assured, but they yearn for everything. 513 00:38:47,356 --> 00:38:49,950 Understanding, atmosphere... 514 00:38:50,748 --> 00:38:54,199 Do me a favor! Assist him? That's not the point. 515 00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:56,250 Though I was an A student. 516 00:38:57,799 --> 00:39:00,173 Of course, I keep very quiet. 517 00:39:00,549 --> 00:39:03,884 But now and then I give him a suggestion, a clue... 518 00:39:05,102 --> 00:39:06,250 By the way... 519 00:39:06,921 --> 00:39:10,067 I bumped into Carlotta. She's double the size. 520 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:14,192 "Fat is beautiful", she says. She may have fewer lines 521 00:39:14,348 --> 00:39:16,528 but she's as wide as a desk! 522 00:39:17,377 --> 00:39:19,037 Sandro! The swing! 523 00:39:25,343 --> 00:39:29,092 Enough! Enough of being a recluse in my home. 524 00:39:29,507 --> 00:39:31,257 Fresh air, where are you? 525 00:39:37,411 --> 00:39:41,887 Star, you're a sun surrounded by servant planets. 526 00:39:42,950 --> 00:39:46,890 There are billions of suns in our galaxy alone... 527 00:39:48,766 --> 00:39:52,201 And there are billions of galaxies in the universe. 528 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,012 Think what all of you men are with your egos. 529 00:39:59,427 --> 00:40:02,268 Infinitesimal particles of nothing. 530 00:40:02,948 --> 00:40:05,836 Starting with me, naturally. Perhaps... 531 00:40:08,149 --> 00:40:09,660 Oh, infinity! 532 00:40:10,685 --> 00:40:11,685 True... 533 00:40:11,905 --> 00:40:13,669 Yet, humans don't care. 534 00:40:14,188 --> 00:40:16,043 Other things matter more. 535 00:40:16,536 --> 00:40:18,080 They sleep. 536 00:40:25,430 --> 00:40:28,164 Bet she's not wearing her pyjama pants... 537 00:40:29,812 --> 00:40:31,706 There! Told you! 538 00:40:36,044 --> 00:40:37,127 Too bad! 539 00:40:38,113 --> 00:40:40,610 Titta, are you still in the bathroom? 540 00:40:43,646 --> 00:40:47,569 I feel like having an early night too. After five days away... 541 00:41:08,136 --> 00:41:09,874 Do it up for me, please. 542 00:41:10,691 --> 00:41:12,371 What's this? 543 00:41:12,877 --> 00:41:15,114 See what I do for you? - For me? 544 00:41:15,374 --> 00:41:18,312 Yes, so that you have an attractive wife. 545 00:41:18,662 --> 00:41:21,354 Sorry, but I... - Can't speak right now! 546 00:41:22,015 --> 00:41:24,635 Phoned Trepossi, immediate answer. 547 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,806 Will meet you tomorrow. 9 a.m., usual caf�. 548 00:41:27,926 --> 00:41:28,948 Okay. 549 00:41:48,898 --> 00:41:50,979 'Night, sweetheart. - 'Night. 550 00:42:53,634 --> 00:42:55,917 END OF DAY ONE 551 00:43:05,809 --> 00:43:07,437 DAY TWO 552 00:43:42,902 --> 00:43:47,430 Humans are so selfish. Laughing at someone else's misery. 553 00:43:50,486 --> 00:43:54,650 I'll jump off because you disgust me. Your horns are as tall as a tower. 554 00:43:54,770 --> 00:43:57,571 You bunch of vultures gorging on the dead! 555 00:43:58,206 --> 00:44:02,724 Your wallets are full of whores! You sewer rats with yachts! 556 00:44:03,103 --> 00:44:05,564 They'll put a tax on your horns soon! 557 00:44:06,326 --> 00:44:10,246 He says he's unemployed. - If all the unemployed... 558 00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:12,970 We'll applaud! 559 00:44:13,437 --> 00:44:16,206 He's not going to jump. - He will. 560 00:44:16,488 --> 00:44:18,414 No, he won't. 561 00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:19,983 It's all bullshit. 562 00:44:20,148 --> 00:44:21,926 Let's get out of here. 563 00:44:32,936 --> 00:44:34,129 Kill him! 564 00:44:34,817 --> 00:44:36,737 Teach him a lesson. 565 00:44:37,164 --> 00:44:39,915 Look, he's blown his head off. 566 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,342 What a shot, man! - Gee, this is fun! 567 00:44:50,746 --> 00:44:53,210 Good morning! - Good morning, sir. 568 00:44:54,307 --> 00:44:57,990 Some laugh at people's troubles, others live off them. 569 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:00,770 Congratulations. I envy you. 570 00:45:01,222 --> 00:45:04,991 We must keep fit. Look! Do what I do. 571 00:45:05,331 --> 00:45:09,090 Bend forward, chest out... Bend forward, chest out... 572 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,337 Breathe in... 573 00:45:14,934 --> 00:45:16,184 Loosening up... 574 00:45:19,153 --> 00:45:20,495 Loosening up... 575 00:45:24,531 --> 00:45:27,138 That's how you get your reward, is it? 576 00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:41,860 Excellence... 577 00:45:52,992 --> 00:45:55,849 Sack Tagliaferri and the crisis will end. 578 00:45:55,969 --> 00:45:59,915 He comes Panizza. - Is he centre centre? - Centre right. - Really? 579 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,435 Centre right pragmatist. 580 00:46:02,555 --> 00:46:04,355 A rationalist, that is. 581 00:46:04,475 --> 00:46:09,010 Watch out, Colantuoni's observing us. He's related to Tagliaferri. 582 00:46:09,502 --> 00:46:12,227 Cut him off from the right and you'll win. 583 00:46:12,694 --> 00:46:14,101 I'll keep in touch. 584 00:46:14,996 --> 00:46:18,740 Befriending the enemy, are we? - Just testing the ground. 585 00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:21,416 Will they compromise? - Did they tell you? 586 00:46:21,536 --> 00:46:24,250 I have the names. Eight plus Morganti. 587 00:46:24,370 --> 00:46:26,650 Centre right, too? - True blue. 588 00:46:26,910 --> 00:46:30,318 Look at that creep. - Let's nominate Colantuoni 589 00:46:30,438 --> 00:46:33,230 in lieu of Tagliaferri. - And make them stronger? 590 00:46:33,350 --> 00:46:35,000 We'll trap them anyhow. 591 00:46:35,910 --> 00:46:37,934 No word from Tagliaferri yet. 592 00:46:38,185 --> 00:46:41,935 Waiting for a union move? - He had a stroke and lost his speech. 593 00:46:42,722 --> 00:46:46,650 What about Colantuoni? - He wants Zacco to speak first. 594 00:46:46,910 --> 00:46:50,050 The Senate will give him the chop. - Perfect! 595 00:46:51,091 --> 00:46:53,446 Guess who their candidate is. - Speak up. 596 00:46:53,566 --> 00:46:56,436 The accord's 4th man... - A moderate. 597 00:46:56,556 --> 00:46:58,385 Laurenzi. - I knew it. 598 00:46:58,505 --> 00:47:00,370 Their candidate? - Pinin. 599 00:47:00,785 --> 00:47:04,085 With Panizza. - But he's centre right! - Centre centre. 600 00:47:08,089 --> 00:47:09,989 Tagliaferri has passed away. 601 00:47:15,373 --> 00:47:16,586 Gentlemen... 602 00:47:17,825 --> 00:47:19,161 Tagliaferri... 603 00:47:20,043 --> 00:47:21,690 Let's go, please. 604 00:47:22,442 --> 00:47:23,492 Come along. 605 00:48:04,249 --> 00:48:05,858 It's give and take. 606 00:48:05,978 --> 00:48:08,854 Our Under-Secretary No. 7 will be... 607 00:48:09,192 --> 00:48:10,218 Finizio! 608 00:48:12,157 --> 00:48:14,007 God Forbid! I'm a simple... 609 00:48:14,127 --> 00:48:17,021 Say yes. Or we'll have to start from scratch. 610 00:48:18,002 --> 00:48:20,610 In that case, for the sake of peace... 611 00:48:36,156 --> 00:48:38,210 My portrayal, my friends, 612 00:48:38,330 --> 00:48:40,943 will make you die of scorn. 613 00:48:54,152 --> 00:48:55,320 May I? 614 00:48:56,954 --> 00:48:58,608 Forgive my intruding, 615 00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:00,431 but it's 8.30. 616 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,569 You're to see Trepossi at 9 o'clock. 617 00:49:12,866 --> 00:49:14,287 Damn it! 618 00:49:15,071 --> 00:49:17,101 They can break into your car, 619 00:49:17,335 --> 00:49:21,235 dismantle it in broad daylight, no cop will notice. 620 00:49:21,355 --> 00:49:24,455 But park in a restricted zone for one minute and... 621 00:49:26,570 --> 00:49:29,217 At least I'm not the only one. 622 00:49:31,958 --> 00:49:33,995 There are 6 other victims. 623 00:49:38,857 --> 00:49:40,457 Here comes the eighth. 624 00:49:40,965 --> 00:49:43,832 To each their turn. That's equality for you. 625 00:49:45,479 --> 00:49:50,170 Sir, Mr. Trepossi couldn't wait. You can call him at the paper. 626 00:49:55,894 --> 00:49:58,236 Not before 12, he said. 627 00:49:59,109 --> 00:50:00,770 But it's hardly 9 o'clock. 628 00:50:01,107 --> 00:50:04,570 Three hours is no big deal. Time flies. A strong black? 629 00:50:04,901 --> 00:50:06,188 Forget it. 630 00:50:17,698 --> 00:50:21,615 Hurry up! Move! Faster! You bunch of lazy sheep! 631 00:50:24,413 --> 00:50:26,836 Stop! Or it's the end of you. 632 00:50:28,876 --> 00:50:30,562 Urbis et orbi... 633 00:50:31,218 --> 00:50:32,803 Urbis et orbi... 634 00:50:34,229 --> 00:50:37,787 No doubt human beings are born with a God complex. 635 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,212 The moment they walk on a podium... 636 00:50:50,243 --> 00:50:53,477 Be it a podium, stage or balcony.... 637 00:50:55,289 --> 00:50:57,690 It's me, up here, and you, down there. 638 00:51:10,971 --> 00:51:13,274 Pumpkin game! Pumpkin game! 639 00:51:14,313 --> 00:51:16,674 I'll be the farmer. - No, I will. 640 00:51:16,794 --> 00:51:19,690 Why? - You were yesterday. Today it's my turn. 641 00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:23,388 So, you'll be pumpkin 1, pumpkin 2... - Four! - Three! 642 00:51:23,754 --> 00:51:25,290 No. 5, 6 and 7. 643 00:51:26,072 --> 00:51:28,491 Three pumpkins are missing from my plot. 644 00:51:28,611 --> 00:51:30,341 Why 3? - How many, then? 645 00:51:30,461 --> 00:51:32,611 Two. - Why two? - How many, then? 646 00:51:32,731 --> 00:51:34,650 One pumpkin. - Why one? 647 00:51:37,466 --> 00:51:41,116 Where the death of 50 million people was planned: MUNICH 1938 648 00:51:52,895 --> 00:51:55,042 Eight pumpkins are missing 649 00:51:55,690 --> 00:51:57,046 from my plot! 650 00:51:57,216 --> 00:51:59,472 Why eight pumpkins, please? 651 00:51:59,592 --> 00:52:01,970 How many then? - Seven pumpkins. 652 00:52:02,617 --> 00:52:05,069 Why seven? - How many then? 653 00:52:05,265 --> 00:52:06,650 Three pumpkins. 654 00:52:07,429 --> 00:52:09,388 Why three? - How many then? 655 00:52:09,508 --> 00:52:11,502 Eight! Then eight there shall be! 656 00:52:11,622 --> 00:52:13,093 I said, three. 657 00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:16,050 I said, eight pumpkins. - Why...? 658 00:52:16,765 --> 00:52:18,192 eight pumpkins? 659 00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:20,364 Why? 660 00:52:21,282 --> 00:52:23,090 How many, then? 661 00:52:23,350 --> 00:52:25,650 No more than seven pumpkins. 662 00:52:25,910 --> 00:52:28,875 Then I say the entire plot! 663 00:52:58,555 --> 00:53:01,889 No. I refuse to march with all these morons. 664 00:53:02,253 --> 00:53:03,342 No way. 665 00:53:21,737 --> 00:53:23,125 Gee, it's cool! 666 00:53:24,565 --> 00:53:26,225 It's so hot outside. 667 00:53:27,224 --> 00:53:29,040 This is the real thing. 668 00:53:29,637 --> 00:53:31,401 No air-conditioning. 669 00:53:31,881 --> 00:53:33,321 Very well. 670 00:53:33,813 --> 00:53:37,381 I know why you're in here. "Refugium Peccatorum", my foot! 671 00:53:37,770 --> 00:53:40,448 "Frigidarium Peccatorum" is more like it. 672 00:53:41,006 --> 00:53:43,225 "Refugium" is okay when it rains. 673 00:53:44,936 --> 00:53:48,889 True. It would be quite enlightening compiling a list of the reasons 674 00:53:49,009 --> 00:53:51,853 why people go to God's house. 675 00:53:52,374 --> 00:53:54,424 Other than the weather, I mean. 676 00:53:55,870 --> 00:53:57,394 There's worse. 677 00:53:57,643 --> 00:54:00,816 Some come here just to gather their thoughts. 678 00:54:01,668 --> 00:54:04,295 I'd better jot that down or I'll forget. 679 00:54:06,804 --> 00:54:11,034 What about those lovely ladies flocking to mass in a cloud of devotion 680 00:54:11,436 --> 00:54:12,746 and Diorissimo? 681 00:54:14,964 --> 00:54:18,656 I will pray, worship and sing, with my gorgeous diamond ring. 682 00:54:24,387 --> 00:54:27,487 Virgin Mary, be my rock. I look lovely in this frock. 683 00:54:28,588 --> 00:54:32,427 In the Lord I will confide. Look at my front, back and side. 684 00:54:33,089 --> 00:54:35,792 O merciful St Theodore, my hat is from Dior. 685 00:54:45,990 --> 00:54:49,595 When I look at you, from up here, 686 00:54:50,114 --> 00:54:53,876 I ask myself: "Are there no poor people in my parish?" 687 00:54:54,927 --> 00:54:59,467 But when I look at the alms box in the sacristy, I ask myself: 688 00:54:59,805 --> 00:55:01,426 "Where are the rich?" 689 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:16,805 I'll pay the balance, 690 00:55:17,251 --> 00:55:20,987 when you get me the contract. 691 00:55:21,804 --> 00:55:23,042 Understand? 692 00:55:23,588 --> 00:55:25,703 Yet, it's not so long ago 693 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:29,531 when men flocked to church with great enthusiasm. 694 00:55:30,206 --> 00:55:32,307 And you couldn't get them out. 695 00:55:35,492 --> 00:55:37,237 Any partisans in here? 696 00:55:39,566 --> 00:55:43,890 We must search now! - You can't. - We'll do what we please! 697 00:55:47,455 --> 00:55:48,492 Watch out! 698 00:55:51,152 --> 00:55:52,152 Keep back! 699 00:55:55,693 --> 00:55:58,021 Other functions of God's house: 700 00:55:58,384 --> 00:56:00,290 education and tourism. 701 00:56:02,581 --> 00:56:06,291 At last! Someone who's here to pray. 702 00:56:11,842 --> 00:56:12,971 660... 703 00:56:18,783 --> 00:56:19,899 690... 704 00:56:21,493 --> 00:56:24,185 Thirty days' indulgence for ejaculation. 705 00:56:24,555 --> 00:56:27,134 He'll earn 50 years before vespers. 706 00:56:27,792 --> 00:56:29,642 After all, it's quite true, 707 00:56:29,965 --> 00:56:32,540 you don't have to deserve God's love. 708 00:56:32,802 --> 00:56:35,850 God has to deserve yours by... 709 00:56:36,110 --> 00:56:38,121 by making Himself useful. 710 00:56:39,029 --> 00:56:40,865 Make Roma win the match. 711 00:56:41,954 --> 00:56:44,788 Also Spal, Atalanta and Padova. 712 00:56:46,309 --> 00:56:49,358 Make Milan, Bologna and Fiorentina lose. 713 00:56:50,771 --> 00:56:52,892 Make all the others draw. 714 00:56:53,689 --> 00:56:54,689 Amen. 715 00:56:57,944 --> 00:57:02,335 Good Lord, make the government fall. It's in your interest too. 716 00:57:04,321 --> 00:57:08,421 Grant my wish, Lord. Make that crook drop dead. 717 00:57:09,446 --> 00:57:12,810 You can do that. Or do you want me to see to it? 718 00:57:13,633 --> 00:57:16,204 Then you come here, you kneel down, 719 00:57:16,585 --> 00:57:19,296 an act of contrition and a few Hail Marys, 720 00:57:19,691 --> 00:57:22,727 and everything is fine. If only I had it my way... 721 00:57:23,345 --> 00:57:24,681 Tell me, my son. 722 00:57:25,031 --> 00:57:26,890 I stole public money. 723 00:57:29,896 --> 00:57:31,459 I can't hear you. 724 00:57:31,809 --> 00:57:34,559 I stole public money. 725 00:57:35,514 --> 00:57:36,650 Louder! 726 00:57:39,302 --> 00:57:41,090 I stole public money. 727 00:57:41,876 --> 00:57:42,953 Louder! 728 00:57:43,129 --> 00:57:46,120 I stole public money. Everyone can hear me. 729 00:57:46,561 --> 00:57:49,441 Just what I wanted. You shameless crook! 730 00:57:50,245 --> 00:57:53,436 Tell me, my child. - I was rude to my father. 731 00:57:54,033 --> 00:57:58,039 Actually, I insulted him to defend Pop Art. 732 00:57:58,816 --> 00:58:02,735 You insulted your father to defend what? 733 00:58:03,020 --> 00:58:04,530 Pop Art. 734 00:58:07,081 --> 00:58:10,330 Go and say the Lord's Prayer in front of the altar. 735 00:58:10,774 --> 00:58:13,725 And sing Waltzing Matilda in front of the Cenotaph. 736 00:58:13,884 --> 00:58:17,209 They'll think I'm nuts. - But you are nuts. 737 00:58:17,630 --> 00:58:20,050 Totally nuts! Get out of here! 738 00:58:22,216 --> 00:58:25,006 And you? What are your sins? 739 00:58:31,253 --> 00:58:32,589 What are yours? 740 00:58:36,183 --> 00:58:37,279 Mine? 741 00:58:37,675 --> 00:58:38,803 Mine... 742 00:58:39,945 --> 00:58:41,061 Mine... 743 00:58:43,221 --> 00:58:44,706 Trams! 744 00:58:45,231 --> 00:58:48,565 More selfishness galore. Why don't I ever catch them? 745 00:58:48,780 --> 00:58:51,299 Push them in. It's empty inside. 746 00:58:51,409 --> 00:58:53,786 Where are you going? It's packed. 747 00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:55,897 Didn't you say it was empty? 748 00:59:01,367 --> 00:59:03,261 Not Indro! He's a pain. 749 00:59:03,664 --> 00:59:05,674 How will I get rid of him? 750 00:59:06,044 --> 00:59:09,595 Peppino told me about your survey on selfishness. 751 00:59:09,823 --> 00:59:12,378 I have stacks of information. - I must go. 752 00:59:12,498 --> 00:59:14,218 I'll come too. - Don't! 753 00:59:14,767 --> 00:59:17,397 Remember, I have stacks of information. 754 00:59:18,094 --> 00:59:20,450 See you soon. - Don't forget. Bye. 755 00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:23,020 Excuse me. - Sorry. 756 00:59:23,669 --> 00:59:25,219 I was saying goodbye. 757 00:59:41,158 --> 00:59:42,643 A funeral. 758 00:59:43,305 --> 00:59:45,549 How sad. - It disturbs me. 759 00:59:45,990 --> 00:59:47,210 Such is life. 760 00:59:47,946 --> 00:59:50,917 Occasionally, we do feel for our fellow humans. 761 01:00:17,406 --> 01:00:20,649 Children rejoicing at a sudden holiday. 762 01:00:21,648 --> 01:00:23,613 The President's been shot. 763 01:00:25,339 --> 01:00:30,251 I recommend the 85,000 lira package. Satin coffin, gold and plumage... 764 01:00:30,485 --> 01:00:32,046 All-inclusive. 765 01:00:32,344 --> 01:00:33,972 When did he leave? 766 01:00:34,281 --> 01:00:38,730 Let's go for the 56,000 one. I have to tell you it's a tad sombre. 767 01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:42,449 Last rites in Via Palermo, 2. - Okay. 768 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:45,199 White coffin to Via Boncompagni, 43. 769 01:00:45,555 --> 01:00:47,281 Deluxe carriage. 770 01:00:47,477 --> 01:00:49,227 Accident in Corso Italia. 771 01:00:49,347 --> 01:00:51,537 Hold it. - Quickly! - Go on. 772 01:00:51,657 --> 01:00:54,406 A Mercedes and a Buick... 773 01:00:54,678 --> 01:00:57,272 All Americans. Three coffins by sea. 774 01:00:57,392 --> 01:01:02,130 Hello? I need another obituary column for Mr. Ceresia Papabon. 775 01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:04,350 Another one? Where can I put it? 776 01:01:04,545 --> 01:01:07,628 So many deaths today! - It's only one person. 777 01:01:07,917 --> 01:01:10,044 A massacre! - He was a general. 778 01:01:11,186 --> 01:01:14,170 Your funeral notice must wait until tomorrow. 779 01:01:14,336 --> 01:01:15,958 It's all over for him. 780 01:01:17,502 --> 01:01:20,044 Listen, I have another obituary column. 781 01:01:20,505 --> 01:01:22,770 Keep the two births on hold. 782 01:01:23,294 --> 01:01:27,187 No way! They came from the boss himself. Our editor, you jackass. 783 01:01:27,307 --> 01:01:29,057 Maybe he was behind them. 784 01:01:29,223 --> 01:01:33,362 By the way, remove "Heart of a City". No one's sending donations. 785 01:01:36,836 --> 01:01:40,215 Hello! - Hi, selfishness-flogger. I've something for you. 786 01:01:40,381 --> 01:01:42,354 Is the suicide off? - Yes. 787 01:01:43,314 --> 01:01:45,530 I'd found a good title. - What? 788 01:01:46,168 --> 01:01:49,605 I'll read you the facts first. Where's the suicide note? 789 01:01:50,348 --> 01:01:53,257 You, who deny altruism... - But this is a suicide. 790 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:56,993 "My beloved, it breaks my heart having to leave you, etc... 791 01:01:57,644 --> 01:02:01,330 At least the creditors won't be hard on you and the kids." 792 01:02:01,450 --> 01:02:04,312 So, bang, he shot himself. - Poor devil. 793 01:02:05,233 --> 01:02:08,385 "You're a strong woman, though you never worked. 794 01:02:09,215 --> 01:02:12,964 No sacrifice will be too great for the good of our children." 795 01:02:13,943 --> 01:02:16,395 There are three plus one on the way. 796 01:02:17,303 --> 01:02:19,503 "As I face the ultimate sacrifice, 797 01:02:19,623 --> 01:02:22,799 I entrust my old and frail mother to you." 798 01:02:22,919 --> 01:02:24,000 Well... 799 01:02:24,475 --> 01:02:27,173 "My mother and Maria, too." - As well! 800 01:02:28,431 --> 01:02:30,961 "You know an asylum would kill her. 801 01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:33,749 Keep her in Blossom House at all costs." 802 01:02:33,927 --> 01:02:36,791 Blast him! - It's already been done. 803 01:02:37,524 --> 01:02:41,224 "Goodbye, Enrica. I'm dying for you. I only have one last wish. 804 01:02:41,344 --> 01:02:43,794 Remember our pledge on our first night? 805 01:02:43,914 --> 01:02:46,450 Of course you do. So you won't remarry. 806 01:02:46,938 --> 01:02:49,162 This is the last wish of your..." 807 01:02:50,018 --> 01:02:52,318 Title? - "Generosity of a Suicide." 808 01:02:52,839 --> 01:02:54,993 No. "You Won't be Alone." 809 01:02:55,849 --> 01:02:58,136 Who's here for Mr. Trepossi? - Me. 810 01:02:58,404 --> 01:03:00,149 Can I have it? - Sure. 811 01:03:01,258 --> 01:03:05,122 He had to rush to the Vatican. He'd like you to call him. 812 01:03:18,085 --> 01:03:19,411 Your Eminence... 813 01:03:26,521 --> 01:03:28,149 Okay. I'll call him. 814 01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:51,750 Sandro! 815 01:03:53,501 --> 01:03:56,436 Hi! How are you? - I'm fine. And you? 816 01:03:56,592 --> 01:03:59,245 Two illustrious men together. 817 01:03:59,478 --> 01:04:01,940 Give me a break! - Push off. 818 01:04:02,225 --> 01:04:05,209 All spruced up, so dapper... 819 01:04:05,585 --> 01:04:09,496 Where are you off to? - The Robertis'... their annual do. 820 01:04:09,653 --> 01:04:12,468 The Capranica Award is coming up. 821 01:04:13,376 --> 01:04:14,526 No? - Thanks. 822 01:04:15,361 --> 01:04:18,624 So, you got it? - Not yet. It's no big deal. 823 01:04:19,007 --> 01:04:21,614 Will it be your third award this year? 824 01:04:21,887 --> 01:04:23,141 Who cares? 825 01:04:23,308 --> 01:04:26,593 Wait. I'll take it from here. You'll look taller. 826 01:04:27,721 --> 01:04:28,890 Brotherly... 827 01:04:31,594 --> 01:04:33,916 Awards don't mean a thing. 828 01:04:34,036 --> 01:04:37,029 Trepossi wants me to go to the Robertis'. 829 01:04:37,341 --> 01:04:41,099 "You were chosen unanimously. But you must be there", he said. 830 01:04:41,445 --> 01:04:43,832 Is he in? - Yes, he is. 831 01:04:44,338 --> 01:04:47,458 He was about to go out. I'm pressed for time. 832 01:04:47,656 --> 01:04:52,109 Besides, I might even impress the refined female audience. 833 01:04:53,135 --> 01:04:55,081 Good luck. - I'll need it. 834 01:04:57,028 --> 01:05:00,411 You sure will. All spruced up 835 01:05:00,531 --> 01:05:02,173 and his fly open. 836 01:05:02,868 --> 01:05:04,762 Really? His fly open? 837 01:05:05,171 --> 01:05:07,869 Doesn't he know? And you didn't tell him? 838 01:05:09,789 --> 01:05:13,610 So, he'll get there... with his britches undone? 839 01:05:13,730 --> 01:05:16,940 Why do you think I was photographing from below? 840 01:05:17,116 --> 01:05:20,677 Think of the headline... "An Opening in the Centre" 841 01:05:20,797 --> 01:05:22,558 Holy shit! 842 01:05:22,780 --> 01:05:24,695 See you. - You creep! 843 01:05:25,279 --> 01:05:27,018 Sandro? Here he comes. 844 01:05:27,328 --> 01:05:29,250 Weren't you Moratti's friend? 845 01:05:29,510 --> 01:05:31,739 Peppino, yes... Why "weren't I"? 846 01:05:31,859 --> 01:05:34,554 Milan just called. He died this morning. 847 01:05:34,944 --> 01:05:37,811 Peppino's dead? God! He was my age. 848 01:05:38,472 --> 01:05:40,076 How? - An accident. 849 01:05:40,439 --> 01:05:41,650 Just as well... 850 01:05:41,974 --> 01:05:44,994 I'm holding. We'll get the details tonight. 851 01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:48,745 What a halfwit! A worker was falling from the scaffolding 852 01:05:48,865 --> 01:05:51,522 and he ran to catch him with open arms. 853 01:05:52,495 --> 01:05:55,410 Will you write the story? Who better than you? 854 01:06:07,814 --> 01:06:12,396 "In this world of false bravery, wickedness and false compassion, 855 01:06:12,516 --> 01:06:15,111 false generosity and false friendship 856 01:06:15,610 --> 01:06:18,555 perhaps you were the only one left, Peppino, 857 01:06:19,138 --> 01:06:21,410 the last true altruist, 858 01:06:21,670 --> 01:06:23,238 the last true hero 859 01:06:24,017 --> 01:06:25,820 and the last true friend. 860 01:06:25,761 --> 01:06:29,587 No one will love me now unless I feign requital of their love. 861 01:06:30,106 --> 01:06:33,388 And consistent to the very last moment, 862 01:06:33,855 --> 01:06:36,761 you met with death as you were offering life. 863 01:06:36,968 --> 01:06:39,309 Forever, in our minds, 864 01:06:39,854 --> 01:06:42,996 we'll see you running with open arms as if about 865 01:06:43,775 --> 01:06:46,097 to welcome a child's embrace. 866 01:06:46,408 --> 01:06:47,802 I'll try, Peppino, 867 01:06:48,506 --> 01:06:51,995 although my arms are always so obstinately crossed, 868 01:06:52,553 --> 01:06:55,803 to defend the sterility and mistrust I harbour within. 869 01:06:56,247 --> 01:07:00,230 Like you, I'll try to open them to all, unconditionally. 870 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:02,733 I'm not saying I'll succeed. 871 01:07:03,486 --> 01:07:05,186 But I promise I'll try." 872 01:07:05,306 --> 01:07:06,874 Moving, very moving. 873 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:09,734 Arrogant, but very clever. 874 01:07:09,854 --> 01:07:10,910 Cut it out. 875 01:07:11,242 --> 01:07:15,599 You've spoken... about friendship in a very credible way, 876 01:07:16,014 --> 01:07:17,525 in a touching way. 877 01:07:17,914 --> 01:07:21,514 Think so? - Look at me. Look at her, she's powdering herself. 878 01:07:25,178 --> 01:07:26,397 The fact is... 879 01:07:26,683 --> 01:07:27,889 Peppino... 880 01:07:29,991 --> 01:07:32,085 was Peppino. - So unique. 881 01:07:32,397 --> 01:07:34,226 Too unique. Give me that. 882 01:07:36,107 --> 01:07:38,792 Apparently he didn't die. - What? 883 01:07:38,912 --> 01:07:42,428 He's in an oxygen tent, but he's still alive. 884 01:07:43,048 --> 01:07:44,048 Can't be. 885 01:07:45,698 --> 01:07:47,994 What? - Nothing. - Nothing? 886 01:07:48,205 --> 01:07:50,802 Fortunately, our dear Peppino... 887 01:07:51,683 --> 01:07:52,838 isn't dead. 888 01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:57,290 Yes. We've just had a telex. Apparently he revived at the hospital. 889 01:07:57,410 --> 01:08:00,430 Cardiotonics, oxygen tents, all those new things... 890 01:08:00,550 --> 01:08:03,525 Besides, the worker was Sardinian, you know, small 891 01:08:03,691 --> 01:08:05,294 and lighter than usual. 892 01:08:05,770 --> 01:08:07,119 Are you serious? 893 01:08:07,975 --> 01:08:09,418 God, I'm so happy. 894 01:08:09,538 --> 01:08:11,857 Relieved, you mean. Shame, though. 895 01:08:12,216 --> 01:08:13,927 What? - I mean... 896 01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:16,818 Such a great piece going to waste. 897 01:08:17,362 --> 01:08:19,230 What are you saying? 898 01:08:19,823 --> 01:08:22,402 It's about a human life and a friend. 899 01:08:23,699 --> 01:08:25,510 But I wish that 900 01:08:26,365 --> 01:08:29,057 in a hundred years, he might die like that, 901 01:08:29,177 --> 01:08:30,938 with his arms open... 902 01:08:31,335 --> 01:08:32,755 "Open arms... 903 01:08:33,534 --> 01:08:36,903 as if about to welcome a child's embrace." 904 01:08:37,094 --> 01:08:39,878 Right. Let's keep it for then. - Please! 905 01:08:39,998 --> 01:08:44,635 Don't! The worker survived. A Sard, healthy and sturdy. 906 01:08:44,931 --> 01:08:48,322 Peppino died on the spot. His arms open, as you put it. 907 01:08:48,442 --> 01:08:51,703 They took him home. Give me the galleys. They can go. 908 01:08:53,850 --> 01:08:54,953 Hold on... 909 01:08:56,269 --> 01:08:59,281 Look, they wrote "cild" instead of "child". 910 01:08:59,401 --> 01:09:00,591 We'll fix it. 911 01:09:01,159 --> 01:09:04,092 The first plane to Milan? - Tomorrow at 7 a.m. 912 01:09:04,492 --> 01:09:05,492 Seven? 913 01:09:09,397 --> 01:09:11,237 Damn! A black cat! 914 01:09:12,251 --> 01:09:13,788 A very bad omen. 915 01:09:18,697 --> 01:09:20,150 Where am I going? 916 01:09:21,123 --> 01:09:24,411 That's all I needed when I'm late for my plane. 917 01:09:27,239 --> 01:09:29,360 Good day. After you. - Thanks. 918 01:09:29,814 --> 01:09:31,695 Old women are exempt. 919 01:09:32,305 --> 01:09:34,452 It's all nonsense, anyhow. 920 01:09:36,813 --> 01:09:38,305 Not Indro again! 921 01:09:38,510 --> 01:09:40,686 I won't let you go this time. 922 01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:44,469 I'm sorry. You always catch me when I'm leaving. 923 01:09:44,645 --> 01:09:45,951 Here's my cab. 924 01:09:46,124 --> 01:09:48,771 I'm going to Milan, the 7 o'clock flight... 925 01:09:49,088 --> 01:09:51,325 You know who died? - I know. 926 01:09:51,445 --> 01:09:53,109 Peppino. - You know... 927 01:09:53,353 --> 01:09:55,193 To the airport, please. 928 01:09:55,452 --> 01:09:58,215 I read your story. Sheer poetry. - You read it? 929 01:09:58,648 --> 01:10:02,292 Yes. My whole family did. All moved to tears. 930 01:10:02,928 --> 01:10:06,236 Peppino was a dear friend. - A wonderful man. 931 01:10:06,432 --> 01:10:10,103 And such a fine writer too, so articulate, compassionate... 932 01:10:10,907 --> 01:10:12,457 Almost irreplaceable. 933 01:10:12,577 --> 01:10:16,128 Yes. - But in your story, you proved to be worthy of... 934 01:10:16,906 --> 01:10:18,864 Nonsense! - I mean it. 935 01:10:19,058 --> 01:10:20,945 Your style's impeccable. 936 01:10:21,065 --> 01:10:23,331 Come on, don't be silly! 937 01:10:23,451 --> 01:10:26,751 I wrote that in about... half an hour. Fifteen minutes. 938 01:10:26,871 --> 01:10:29,740 Weren't you in a hurry? - Have a safe journey! 939 01:10:30,143 --> 01:10:34,540 You must hear what Bonomelli was saying about your story. 940 01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:37,790 Going to the paper? I'll give you a lift. 941 01:10:38,079 --> 01:10:39,629 What about Bonomelli? 942 01:10:40,089 --> 01:10:41,555 What was he saying? 943 01:11:24,187 --> 01:11:26,288 Nice of you to come. From Rome. 944 01:11:26,625 --> 01:11:29,125 Just in time, they're about to close it. 945 01:11:29,299 --> 01:11:30,420 Bye, now. 946 01:11:40,524 --> 01:11:43,066 Francesca... - Mr. Sandro... 947 01:11:50,578 --> 01:11:52,783 Peppino, what have you done? 948 01:11:54,334 --> 01:11:56,202 Maybe I should kiss him. 949 01:11:56,942 --> 01:11:58,901 But it's too late now. 950 01:12:01,755 --> 01:12:05,374 We'll never argue, Peppino, never stroll together again. 951 01:12:06,100 --> 01:12:09,369 And your voice, that dear voice of yours is no more. 952 01:12:09,797 --> 01:12:11,152 Gone forever. 953 01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:15,181 Well? How come I'm not crying? 954 01:12:15,769 --> 01:12:17,957 Peppino? I really loved you. 955 01:12:18,147 --> 01:12:20,284 It's hard to realize. 956 01:12:22,087 --> 01:12:25,557 He said the same thing when his poor wife passed away. 957 01:12:26,349 --> 01:12:27,938 We don't realize. 958 01:12:29,209 --> 01:12:33,042 It's only after, day by day, that it hits you. 959 01:12:35,157 --> 01:12:37,077 And you feel the real loss. 960 01:12:38,861 --> 01:12:42,610 Sure. But you're crying. And me? Not even a tear? 961 01:12:43,064 --> 01:12:44,314 That's not on. 962 01:12:46,475 --> 01:12:47,539 Peppino, 963 01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:51,366 who's going to love me the way you did? 964 01:12:52,039 --> 01:12:53,939 You, the last true altruist, 965 01:12:54,221 --> 01:12:55,879 last true benefactor, 966 01:12:56,172 --> 01:12:57,618 last true hero, 967 01:12:57,968 --> 01:12:59,253 last true... 968 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:01,173 friend. 969 01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:06,536 Nothing, not a tear. How can that be? 970 01:13:07,224 --> 01:13:09,799 I'll have to think of someone else. Who? 971 01:13:10,437 --> 01:13:12,166 My mom... Yes, Mom. 972 01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:16,616 No way, nothing doing. 973 01:13:18,159 --> 01:13:19,243 Okay. 974 01:13:20,540 --> 01:13:21,630 Go ahead. 975 01:13:37,990 --> 01:13:39,815 What are you doing? 976 01:13:40,620 --> 01:13:43,132 You can't obliterate a man just like that. 977 01:13:43,777 --> 01:13:46,150 Are you mad? Are you mad? 978 01:13:46,752 --> 01:13:48,065 Obliterate him... 979 01:13:48,345 --> 01:13:49,378 forever? 980 01:13:56,629 --> 01:13:57,836 I'm sorry. 981 01:13:58,938 --> 01:14:00,652 It's hard to accept 982 01:14:02,092 --> 01:14:04,622 we'll never see such a dear face again. 983 01:14:06,930 --> 01:14:07,931 Sorry. 984 01:14:12,314 --> 01:14:14,869 I didn't know you loved Daddy so much. 985 01:14:28,311 --> 01:14:31,120 Perhaps we should move into the other room. 986 01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:39,131 Sandro... Can I call you Sandro? - Of course, madam. 987 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:45,498 Mrs...? - Luigia, his sister-in-law. Remember me? 988 01:14:45,676 --> 01:14:48,897 Yes, from Barletta. You're the mother of... 989 01:14:49,260 --> 01:14:51,541 that little girl... - Nicetta. Yes. 990 01:14:51,661 --> 01:14:53,191 Here she is. 991 01:14:53,866 --> 01:14:55,565 Thank you very much. 992 01:14:56,447 --> 01:14:58,297 It was kind of you to come. 993 01:15:03,015 --> 01:15:05,402 Poor child... First her mother, 994 01:15:05,752 --> 01:15:07,102 now her father... 995 01:15:08,086 --> 01:15:09,215 Sit down. 996 01:15:42,330 --> 01:15:45,191 Don't be afraid. You won't be alone. 997 01:15:45,534 --> 01:15:49,670 You'll be home for the summer. We'll visit you. Mr. Sandro too. 998 01:15:50,467 --> 01:15:52,801 Of course. - Will you really? 999 01:15:53,255 --> 01:15:56,530 You've written wonderful things about her dad. 1000 01:15:56,984 --> 01:16:00,584 In a true Christian spirit, even though... 1001 01:16:01,687 --> 01:16:04,463 You're closer to God than you think. 1002 01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:07,849 We'll have our girls pray for you as well. 1003 01:16:08,073 --> 01:16:11,055 So the Lord may grant all your wishes. 1004 01:16:11,470 --> 01:16:13,610 Each and every one of them. 1005 01:16:23,629 --> 01:16:26,090 Mr. Sandro! You look devastated. 1006 01:16:27,912 --> 01:16:30,416 You look exhausted. - I'm a little... 1007 01:16:30,536 --> 01:16:32,531 You can't travel tonight. 1008 01:16:32,759 --> 01:16:34,654 You're welcome to stay. 1009 01:16:34,819 --> 01:16:37,688 Leave tomorrow. - We'll be less lonely. 1010 01:16:38,984 --> 01:16:40,093 I can't. 1011 01:16:40,469 --> 01:16:41,892 Soon after the... 1012 01:16:42,528 --> 01:16:45,836 I must be in Rome in the morning, absolutely. 1013 01:16:52,893 --> 01:16:54,693 Let me show you something. 1014 01:16:59,087 --> 01:17:00,547 I got it in Paris. 1015 01:17:01,614 --> 01:17:03,670 And isn't this one gorgeous? 1016 01:17:04,088 --> 01:17:05,088 One... 1017 01:17:06,643 --> 01:17:07,733 and two. 1018 01:17:09,873 --> 01:17:12,182 You've a one-track mind. - Always. 1019 01:17:13,369 --> 01:17:14,964 Wherever I am. 1020 01:17:15,509 --> 01:17:18,285 Even in a hospital, I swear. 1021 01:17:18,934 --> 01:17:22,319 I went to visit a friend. He was very ill. 1022 01:17:22,929 --> 01:17:25,667 I saw this nurse parading in the corridor. 1023 01:17:26,030 --> 01:17:28,750 I followed her and ended up in the wrong ward. 1024 01:17:29,174 --> 01:17:31,262 Well, that reaction 1025 01:17:31,756 --> 01:17:35,310 can be regarded, biologically speaking, as almost inevitable. 1026 01:17:36,176 --> 01:17:38,514 Indeed, it's the proximity of death 1027 01:17:38,785 --> 01:17:41,478 that stimulates our desire for... 1028 01:17:42,255 --> 01:17:43,590 desire for life. 1029 01:17:45,604 --> 01:17:47,741 You reckon? - Of course. 1030 01:17:49,149 --> 01:17:52,164 Holy shit! Education's a great thing. 1031 01:17:52,559 --> 01:17:55,023 I thought that desire was... 1032 01:17:55,412 --> 01:17:56,671 a filthy urge. 1033 01:17:57,384 --> 01:18:00,083 Wake me up at 8 with a coffee, please. 1034 01:18:01,613 --> 01:18:04,091 Don't worry. See to the lady. 1035 01:18:35,432 --> 01:18:36,652 Swedish... 1036 01:18:37,456 --> 01:18:38,689 Same berth. 1037 01:18:44,766 --> 01:18:48,275 I know what I'll do tonight sitting down there. 1038 01:18:49,274 --> 01:18:50,824 I won't sleep a wink. 1039 01:18:52,355 --> 01:18:54,868 I'll stare at the door of their berth. 1040 01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:58,967 Imagination's my weakness. That door will disappear. 1041 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:04,985 It'll be like staring at them, moment by moment... 1042 01:19:08,118 --> 01:19:10,818 What they say, how they look at each other, 1043 01:19:12,175 --> 01:19:13,512 how they lie... 1044 01:19:14,380 --> 01:19:17,390 And so on. What can I do? I can't help it. 1045 01:19:17,758 --> 01:19:20,601 At least, I say it quite openly: 1046 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:23,990 I'm a pig. Is that my fault? 1047 01:19:24,526 --> 01:19:25,804 Nonsense. 1048 01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:30,150 We're suffocated by the idea of all-pervading sex. 1049 01:19:30,694 --> 01:19:33,865 Fault? It's not your fault or mine. 1050 01:19:33,985 --> 01:19:37,811 Yours? It could never be your fault, you're an artist. 1051 01:19:37,970 --> 01:19:41,049 As you said, it's a research, a moral inquiry... 1052 01:19:41,169 --> 01:19:43,765 Even anguish, because you suffer for it. 1053 01:19:44,017 --> 01:19:47,069 I read that for you eroticism is despair... 1054 01:19:48,042 --> 01:19:49,390 Soul-searching. 1055 01:19:49,650 --> 01:19:51,850 That's right, it's soul-searching. 1056 01:19:52,549 --> 01:19:54,073 Never mind that. 1057 01:19:54,193 --> 01:19:58,683 What I mean is we can blame the wars we went through, all right, 1058 01:19:58,803 --> 01:20:00,859 they moral decline they caused, 1059 01:20:00,979 --> 01:20:02,701 but especially women. 1060 01:20:03,490 --> 01:20:05,898 For their constant exhibitionism. 1061 01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:10,270 Observe how they dress, walk... It's a constant provocation. 1062 01:20:10,390 --> 01:20:13,768 Conductor? - Yes, sir. - Can you shut that window? 1063 01:20:14,038 --> 01:20:15,447 It's draughty. 1064 01:20:17,238 --> 01:20:18,652 I agree with you. 1065 01:20:20,015 --> 01:20:21,915 It's a constant provocation. 1066 01:20:22,370 --> 01:20:23,930 They come along 1067 01:20:24,397 --> 01:20:26,187 with a defiant look... 1068 01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:29,468 Their hair falling over their eyes, 1069 01:20:30,090 --> 01:20:32,776 slothfully resting on one side, 1070 01:20:33,554 --> 01:20:35,104 like Phidias' Apollo. 1071 01:20:35,284 --> 01:20:36,884 Venus. - Apollo. 1072 01:20:37,197 --> 01:20:39,156 In their tight jeans... 1073 01:20:39,896 --> 01:20:41,219 Look at that. 1074 01:20:42,477 --> 01:20:43,762 All done, sir. 1075 01:20:48,407 --> 01:20:49,830 Good night. 1076 01:20:53,888 --> 01:20:56,431 So, since we're provoked... 1077 01:20:56,846 --> 01:21:01,110 Let there be no misunderstanding. I mean women, females! 1078 01:21:02,373 --> 01:21:04,903 The subjects of our fairytales, songs, 1079 01:21:05,253 --> 01:21:06,433 dreams... 1080 01:21:07,459 --> 01:21:08,703 Beatrice... 1081 01:21:09,482 --> 01:21:10,616 Silvia... 1082 01:21:11,830 --> 01:21:12,861 Laura... 1083 01:21:13,860 --> 01:21:15,156 True woman. 1084 01:21:21,467 --> 01:21:24,790 Women... who seem to have descended 1085 01:21:25,050 --> 01:21:28,665 from heaven to prove the existence of miracles on earth. 1086 01:22:27,961 --> 01:22:29,181 Right. 1087 01:22:29,415 --> 01:22:32,067 And they say men have one-track minds. 1088 01:22:34,554 --> 01:22:35,747 Yes, men... 1089 01:22:46,319 --> 01:22:48,165 Can I call you Sandro? 1090 01:22:48,541 --> 01:22:51,141 Luigia, his sister-in-law, from Barletta. 1091 01:22:51,729 --> 01:22:53,179 Don't you remember? 1092 01:22:53,857 --> 01:22:56,207 The mother of a blond, little girl... 1093 01:22:56,678 --> 01:22:58,684 who's not so blond... 1094 01:22:59,565 --> 01:23:01,353 or little any more. 1095 01:23:01,911 --> 01:23:03,584 She's so fond of you. 1096 01:23:03,909 --> 01:23:06,379 Thank you, thank you very much. 1097 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:09,587 It was so kind of you to come. 1098 01:23:09,904 --> 01:23:11,824 You'll visit us, won't you? 1099 01:23:13,109 --> 01:23:14,691 You will, won't you? 1100 01:23:16,845 --> 01:23:18,151 Mr. Sandro! 1101 01:23:18,622 --> 01:23:20,231 You look devastated. 1102 01:23:20,682 --> 01:23:22,937 Devastated? I'm disgusted. 1103 01:23:24,433 --> 01:23:25,846 When the most... 1104 01:23:26,671 --> 01:23:29,371 the most decent, the most innocent looking, 1105 01:23:29,491 --> 01:23:31,023 the most loyal... 1106 01:24:21,775 --> 01:24:24,357 I didn't know you loved Daddy so much. 1107 01:24:26,316 --> 01:24:28,116 Are you with me? Anyway... 1108 01:24:28,709 --> 01:24:32,037 If a man's eye was replaced by the lens of a camera... 1109 01:24:32,673 --> 01:24:36,973 Have you ever met a woman who doesn't want to be a star? 1110 01:24:37,528 --> 01:24:40,278 Who would be content to be admired by a few? 1111 01:24:40,525 --> 01:24:42,413 That would be normal. 1112 01:24:42,810 --> 01:24:44,110 But by everyone, 1113 01:24:44,278 --> 01:24:47,000 over and above all other women? 1114 01:24:51,115 --> 01:24:53,048 Not yet. Another cushion. 1115 01:24:54,903 --> 01:24:56,187 Another one... 1116 01:24:59,041 --> 01:25:01,941 But you're showing... - Just suggesting. Go on. 1117 01:25:03,167 --> 01:25:04,217 Just a sec. 1118 01:25:05,710 --> 01:25:07,279 A few more drops... 1119 01:25:07,539 --> 01:25:09,938 My eyes are very important. 1120 01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:11,897 Tell me... 1121 01:25:12,182 --> 01:25:14,906 Do they stand out? - I see nothing else. 1122 01:25:15,084 --> 01:25:16,962 Like it better this way? 1123 01:25:22,726 --> 01:25:25,516 Hang on! The earrings are too tacky. 1124 01:25:27,293 --> 01:25:28,914 What look do you want? 1125 01:25:30,172 --> 01:25:31,948 The bashful look. - What? 1126 01:25:32,183 --> 01:25:33,590 The bashful look. 1127 01:25:44,321 --> 01:25:47,678 Don't close it! Forget ministers and Cardinals. 1128 01:25:48,043 --> 01:25:50,993 It's a movie star. She's leaving on the sleeper. 1129 01:25:51,137 --> 01:25:55,350 You've convinced me, sir. You're right. But she's a must. 1130 01:25:58,566 --> 01:26:00,564 An autograph, Mrs Silvia! 1131 01:27:08,770 --> 01:27:12,263 They're all pretty ugly, except one who's a monster. 1132 01:27:12,746 --> 01:27:15,822 Quiet! Their mothers and aunts are all around us. 1133 01:27:19,981 --> 01:27:21,563 Aren't you competing? 1134 01:27:21,413 --> 01:27:23,463 No. I'm here with my cousin. 1135 01:27:23,859 --> 01:27:25,000 How old? 1136 01:27:25,387 --> 01:27:27,852 She's twenty. - I mean you. 1137 01:27:28,980 --> 01:27:31,587 A touch curious, isn't he? Twenty-seven. 1138 01:27:31,886 --> 01:27:33,345 Stand up, please. 1139 01:27:34,539 --> 01:27:37,101 Why should I? - No need to ask questions. 1140 01:27:37,221 --> 01:27:40,852 Miss, I'm the director. If I ask... - There must be a reason. 1141 01:27:41,099 --> 01:27:43,770 Really? - Want me to beseech you? 1142 01:27:44,854 --> 01:27:47,127 I beg of you! - Silvia... 1143 01:27:47,477 --> 01:27:50,116 Someone to help us. 1144 01:27:50,315 --> 01:27:52,434 Just what we want. 1145 01:27:52,964 --> 01:27:55,863 What do you do, Miss? - Now I'm sitting down. 1146 01:27:56,103 --> 01:27:57,459 Then, I'll go. 1147 01:27:57,579 --> 01:28:00,429 What do you do for a living? Clerk, housewife? 1148 01:28:00,549 --> 01:28:03,367 She's an English teacher. - Are you married? 1149 01:28:03,770 --> 01:28:06,370 No. You're cross-examining me? 1150 01:28:06,724 --> 01:28:10,059 Good! The cameraman's here. Let's have a test. Now. 1151 01:28:10,179 --> 01:28:11,506 Come, dear. 1152 01:28:12,021 --> 01:28:15,653 Your friend thinks attracting a girl with the lure of cinema 1153 01:28:16,651 --> 01:28:20,088 is like shooting a cow in a hall. - What? What? 1154 01:28:20,590 --> 01:28:22,265 You wrote it yourself. 1155 01:28:22,430 --> 01:28:27,066 So, tell your pal he's wasting his time with me as I don't accept this nonsense. 1156 01:28:27,361 --> 01:28:29,804 Like you, he shouldn't insist. 1157 01:28:30,587 --> 01:28:32,766 I didn't insist out of... 1158 01:28:32,939 --> 01:28:34,389 Consistency. Right? 1159 01:28:34,530 --> 01:28:37,637 I'm ill at ease here. Offer me a drink. 1160 01:28:38,078 --> 01:28:40,764 We'll offer you the bar, if you like. 1161 01:28:41,205 --> 01:28:42,456 Don't worry. 1162 01:28:43,183 --> 01:28:44,459 Leave it to me. 1163 01:28:47,063 --> 01:28:49,359 Silvia... Good for you. 1164 01:28:50,488 --> 01:28:53,121 No dilly-dallying, straight upstairs... 1165 01:28:54,561 --> 01:28:56,980 And into the shower. - Immediately. 1166 01:28:57,143 --> 01:28:58,600 What a pain! 1167 01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:01,922 He wouldn't let go. He even tried to come up. 1168 01:29:02,083 --> 01:29:06,322 Are all directors like that? - The moron even said... 1169 01:29:07,100 --> 01:29:10,318 "I see. Love is in the air." - What an idiot! 1170 01:29:10,772 --> 01:29:13,594 Now that we're finally alone, 1171 01:29:14,126 --> 01:29:17,210 tell me... - Can you pour a Scotch? It's all ready. 1172 01:29:17,962 --> 01:29:21,158 Tell me frankly your overall impression. 1173 01:29:21,625 --> 01:29:23,441 For us, a revelation. 1174 01:29:23,844 --> 01:29:26,244 And for you? - The need for a shower. 1175 01:29:28,115 --> 01:29:29,775 We'll talk about it. 1176 01:29:44,156 --> 01:29:46,387 You were so incredibly beautiful, 1177 01:29:46,867 --> 01:29:49,124 majestic, ideal... 1178 01:29:50,044 --> 01:29:52,548 I'm glad you followed my advice. 1179 01:29:53,456 --> 01:29:56,349 It's all clear now. You hit the jackpot... 1180 01:29:56,595 --> 01:29:58,345 I'm due to sign tomorrow. 1181 01:29:58,995 --> 01:30:02,702 Really? - That fat, bald guy told me. - The producer. 1182 01:30:03,013 --> 01:30:05,186 You'd gone for your car. 1183 01:30:05,446 --> 01:30:08,144 Yes, he jumped in at once, the jerk. 1184 01:30:08,850 --> 01:30:13,210 And now, after freshening up, may I know your impression? 1185 01:30:14,208 --> 01:30:16,121 I was afraid. - No way! 1186 01:30:16,406 --> 01:30:19,091 You looked so calm, in full control. 1187 01:30:19,324 --> 01:30:22,451 That's why. I was afraid for not being afraid. 1188 01:30:22,917 --> 01:30:24,383 On the contrary... 1189 01:30:24,733 --> 01:30:27,698 I could see myself in the lens of the camera. 1190 01:30:27,968 --> 01:30:30,381 And I loved what I saw. 1191 01:30:31,251 --> 01:30:33,755 I was there, alone... just me. 1192 01:30:35,467 --> 01:30:36,835 I was alone... 1193 01:30:38,379 --> 01:30:39,650 isolated. 1194 01:30:41,310 --> 01:30:42,690 Isolated from what? 1195 01:30:43,126 --> 01:30:45,760 From everything and everyone... aloof. 1196 01:30:46,771 --> 01:30:49,988 A total break from the past... A clean slate. 1197 01:30:52,801 --> 01:30:56,874 I, who miss every passing minute and don't want to have any regrets. 1198 01:31:00,399 --> 01:31:01,554 Well? 1199 01:31:02,085 --> 01:31:04,343 Well, what do you say? 1200 01:31:04,959 --> 01:31:06,697 Me? Nothing. 1201 01:31:07,306 --> 01:31:09,820 I don't want to have any regrets either. 1202 01:31:13,204 --> 01:31:16,332 Clouds are lucky. They go with the wind. 1203 01:31:17,137 --> 01:31:18,991 Their journey's so serene. 1204 01:31:19,238 --> 01:31:21,936 They'll be in Naples soon. - Why Naples? 1205 01:31:22,202 --> 01:31:25,575 They're travelling south. And Naples is a happy place. 1206 01:31:28,221 --> 01:31:31,658 Wouldn't it be great to go to Naples with those clouds? 1207 01:31:33,708 --> 01:31:34,797 Thanks. 1208 01:31:35,303 --> 01:31:37,268 How? - My car's downstairs. 1209 01:31:37,671 --> 01:31:40,103 Know the road to Sperlonga? 1210 01:31:40,635 --> 01:31:43,911 Fabulous, cliffs on one side and sea on the other. 1211 01:31:44,148 --> 01:31:47,577 We'll reach Naples quickly and catch the ferry to Capri. 1212 01:31:47,826 --> 01:31:51,293 And tonight we can sip a drink in the piazza. 1213 01:31:51,967 --> 01:31:53,952 What would happen in Capri? 1214 01:31:54,276 --> 01:31:56,494 Nothing. What could happen? 1215 01:31:57,182 --> 01:31:59,109 We'll look at the sea... 1216 01:32:00,419 --> 01:32:03,533 conspiratorially aware of our juvenile escapade. 1217 01:32:04,363 --> 01:32:06,510 It would be wonderful. 1218 01:32:07,833 --> 01:32:11,028 Early in the morning we'd go down to Marina Piccola. 1219 01:32:11,495 --> 01:32:15,568 The water shouldn't be cold. We'd have our first swim of the season, 1220 01:32:16,693 --> 01:32:19,628 and then let ourselves go to the sweet pleasure 1221 01:32:19,822 --> 01:32:21,431 of being different, 1222 01:32:21,956 --> 01:32:23,406 away from it all... 1223 01:32:24,291 --> 01:32:26,334 friends, as we are already. 1224 01:32:27,009 --> 01:32:29,552 But happier for being that. 1225 01:32:31,150 --> 01:32:34,086 Who are you dining with? - Nobody. As you know. 1226 01:32:34,297 --> 01:32:35,371 Well, then? 1227 01:32:35,961 --> 01:32:37,857 Capri's impossible... 1228 01:32:38,389 --> 01:32:41,137 You're signing tomorrow. What about Naples? 1229 01:32:41,297 --> 01:32:43,397 We'll be back by midnight. Okay? 1230 01:32:45,078 --> 01:32:46,245 Okay. 1231 01:32:49,248 --> 01:32:50,960 I'll get dressed. 1232 01:32:51,453 --> 01:32:53,853 What... what did you say? 1233 01:32:54,190 --> 01:32:57,894 I'll get dressed and pack. We're going to Capri, not Naples. 1234 01:32:58,158 --> 01:32:59,708 It's nicer, isn't it? 1235 01:33:00,306 --> 01:33:02,576 But... what about your contract? 1236 01:33:04,756 --> 01:33:07,675 There'll be no contract. That's my decision. 1237 01:33:08,898 --> 01:33:11,308 If you want to. - If I want to? 1238 01:33:12,047 --> 01:33:13,773 Yes, if you want. 1239 01:33:46,192 --> 01:33:49,592 Sorry, I've never been at ease in these matters till now. 1240 01:33:55,114 --> 01:33:58,175 Look over here, Silvia. - Raise the Lion. 1241 01:33:58,464 --> 01:33:59,604 Higher... 1242 01:33:59,864 --> 01:34:02,471 Kiss it. - Go on. It doesn't bite. 1243 01:34:04,177 --> 01:34:07,027 Will you spare a word for our viewers? Thanks. 1244 01:34:07,370 --> 01:34:09,029 Our cameras are ready. 1245 01:34:09,638 --> 01:34:10,689 This way. 1246 01:34:15,270 --> 01:34:17,624 Silvia, are you happy with the Lion? 1247 01:34:18,286 --> 01:34:19,817 Yes. I love animals. 1248 01:34:20,466 --> 01:34:23,533 Even the wild ones? - This isn't so wild. 1249 01:34:23,763 --> 01:34:25,839 It's a battle to catch it... 1250 01:34:26,241 --> 01:34:28,091 Did you have to fight hard? 1251 01:34:28,317 --> 01:34:32,228 I used all the strength... of my producer and director, of course. 1252 01:34:32,617 --> 01:34:36,853 One last question. Would you like to share your joy with anyone? 1253 01:34:37,209 --> 01:34:39,369 "Like", no, "should", yes. 1254 01:34:39,779 --> 01:34:41,484 Who's the lucky guy? 1255 01:34:41,717 --> 01:34:43,942 The man who encouraged me to act. 1256 01:34:44,155 --> 01:34:46,745 Can you tell us the name of this genius? 1257 01:34:47,290 --> 01:34:48,790 Than man over there. 1258 01:34:51,017 --> 01:34:53,563 Who is he? - An Italian writer. 1259 01:34:53,771 --> 01:34:55,292 Let's invite him. 1260 01:34:55,650 --> 01:34:58,400 You can't let us down. - Thank you but... 1261 01:34:59,568 --> 01:35:01,825 But it's not true. - Very true. 1262 01:35:02,402 --> 01:35:06,009 It's been a long time, but remember the clouds? 1263 01:35:06,333 --> 01:35:08,351 And Miss New Face? 1264 01:35:08,792 --> 01:35:10,258 Raise the Lion! 1265 01:35:14,922 --> 01:35:17,870 A daring scene, and a very daring behaviour 1266 01:35:17,990 --> 01:35:20,986 but you carried it off with such style... 1267 01:35:21,206 --> 01:35:23,593 with the most refined elegance. 1268 01:35:24,370 --> 01:35:26,025 Absolutely enchanting. 1269 01:35:26,201 --> 01:35:28,702 Sin is not a naked body. 1270 01:35:29,195 --> 01:35:31,336 I wish we were all naked... 1271 01:35:32,354 --> 01:35:35,983 Free at last, no more hypocrisy or fear... 1272 01:35:36,268 --> 01:35:39,070 We'd greet each other, exchange niceties, 1273 01:35:39,414 --> 01:35:42,559 smell each other... all nude, beautiful and tanned 1274 01:35:42,679 --> 01:35:44,078 as in an ad. 1275 01:35:44,843 --> 01:35:46,536 You looked wonderful. 1276 01:35:47,431 --> 01:35:50,778 When I think that I also contributed... 1277 01:35:52,976 --> 01:35:56,128 Frankly, how do you feel when you think about it? 1278 01:35:56,465 --> 01:35:58,806 Proud? - That too. Maybe not. 1279 01:35:59,250 --> 01:36:00,924 It's hard to tell. 1280 01:36:01,702 --> 01:36:02,798 You see... 1281 01:36:03,291 --> 01:36:05,522 I feel a sort of gratitude. 1282 01:36:08,149 --> 01:36:10,100 A sense of appreciation... 1283 01:36:11,427 --> 01:36:12,890 A novel feeling. 1284 01:36:13,514 --> 01:36:16,354 Listen dear, if you're after the same thing 1285 01:36:16,899 --> 01:36:19,124 you needn't fuss around for days. 1286 01:36:19,448 --> 01:36:22,633 Venice is as famous as Capri for that sort of thing. 1287 01:36:22,918 --> 01:36:24,831 And handier too, it's here. 1288 01:36:26,933 --> 01:36:28,859 Go on. Send for a gondola. 1289 01:36:29,456 --> 01:36:32,543 But please, don't confuse the issues. 1290 01:36:33,212 --> 01:36:35,145 Nudity, feelings... 1291 01:36:35,469 --> 01:36:36,850 What a mess! 1292 01:36:37,772 --> 01:36:42,059 I think I finally realized why you wanted us to be alone. 1293 01:36:42,707 --> 01:36:43,966 I'd say so. 1294 01:36:47,142 --> 01:36:50,281 I also know you haven't understood, 1295 01:36:50,401 --> 01:36:54,450 despite tonight's success, that I had to disappoint you. 1296 01:36:55,267 --> 01:36:56,986 True, that was my role. 1297 01:36:57,206 --> 01:37:00,579 I had to convince you to become... 1298 01:37:01,111 --> 01:37:02,548 what you are today. 1299 01:37:02,668 --> 01:37:05,390 That's right. I didn't understand it at all. 1300 01:37:06,943 --> 01:37:11,081 That implies you've resented me for years. 1301 01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:13,680 I'm flattered by that. 1302 01:37:14,947 --> 01:37:18,210 Why? What have I robbed you of? 1303 01:37:19,471 --> 01:37:21,910 Don't tell me you had domestic goals? 1304 01:37:22,610 --> 01:37:24,262 That too. Why not? 1305 01:37:24,833 --> 01:37:28,841 A husband, a teaching job, a house, a washing machine... 1306 01:37:29,791 --> 01:37:30,932 Why not? 1307 01:37:31,205 --> 01:37:35,408 Seeing a movie with a man who loves Silvia, the woman, not the star. 1308 01:37:35,528 --> 01:37:36,794 Making babies... 1309 01:37:36,954 --> 01:37:38,690 Why not? Why not? 1310 01:37:41,023 --> 01:37:43,423 Then, drop the lot. Go back. 1311 01:37:44,202 --> 01:37:47,367 Don't you realize? You're a queen wherever you go. 1312 01:37:48,340 --> 01:37:50,566 You're admired all over the world. 1313 01:37:51,012 --> 01:37:52,362 But if you now... 1314 01:37:53,626 --> 01:37:57,826 Look. That's the second cigarette you've put out after a couple of puffs. 1315 01:37:58,483 --> 01:38:00,254 You were born a star. 1316 01:38:01,953 --> 01:38:04,661 Let's be honest. Do you want to? 1317 01:38:05,348 --> 01:38:07,787 That's all I want. But you must too. 1318 01:38:10,064 --> 01:38:12,412 That day, did you come to the contest 1319 01:38:13,748 --> 01:38:16,595 just to accompany your cousin? 1320 01:38:20,634 --> 01:38:21,660 See? 1321 01:38:23,178 --> 01:38:26,650 I went only for you. I knew you were on the panel. 1322 01:38:27,126 --> 01:38:30,564 I wanted to meet the man who wrote those things. 1323 01:38:31,498 --> 01:38:33,307 Hoping you'd be like him. 1324 01:38:37,205 --> 01:38:40,877 But you chose to travel with the clouds on a couch. 1325 01:38:43,263 --> 01:38:45,163 Going back... Too late. 1326 01:38:46,629 --> 01:38:50,093 Today, I miss nothing, regret nothing... 1327 01:38:50,793 --> 01:38:53,440 I need nothing and no one. 1328 01:38:54,854 --> 01:38:56,854 And that means a total vacuum. 1329 01:38:58,571 --> 01:38:59,890 Great, isn't it? 1330 01:40:03,060 --> 01:40:04,487 THE END 1331 01:40:09,546 --> 01:40:11,718 Subtitles: SBS, Australia, 1996 1332 01:40:11,944 --> 01:40:15,525 Synced and edited by: marooned2 & rosethorn, 'Tik, 2015 96888